I will die laughing the day an auditor says, in response to "I will call the police/response team/authorities" etc "You can call the SAS if you want, but I'm still filming it!"
1 You think im coming in,Im not coming in! ❌️ 2 I've got my zoom camera ✅️ 3 I've got an app ✅️ 4 I've come a long way on my bike ✅️ 5 it's only a small one/ wafer thin✅️ 6 I'm allowed, ✅️ 5/6 on the Pure Audits Bingo Card OMG ,what a fantastic video. The whole response team not in today discussion was better than any comedy routine on TV. Pure genius. I am.just sad that the other 6 billion odd people on earth have not subscribed to this channel so have missed this treat. Thanks PA you are a born entertainer...
Should just type up your own permit and print it off. Make sure to have “PERMIT” in big letters at the top of the page - doesn’t matter what you write underneath 😀
and english for a change very smart clean well ironed white shirt etc proffessional only doing as hes been told by his superiors all round decent guy tbh just ill informed even said you could use to the toilet
This is hilarious. I’ve just gone on Google Maps and looked at his roof and looked in the visitor centre and looked all around gate six. What is he talking about? There is nothing secret that pure audits can’t see
Indeed, I like to give PA a shout-out in AB and DJ's videos as PA deserves a bigger audience. He is a master fisherman and I love to see which company reps treat what appears to be a vulnerable man with kindness as opposed to those s*umbags that employ bullying and aggression. Thinking about it, in the latter case that is exactly how the police deal with vulnerable people or those who are not confident in their rights and civil liberties.
Great Video, some of what came out of that security guys mouth was a classic, you will be breaching our invisible line, we don’t even allow the electric companies to fly over, you can fly a balloon over but not a drone… 😂😂 😂
PA, best audit yet!! Every gag possible in one audit, exceptional. Hats off to the security guy though, he didn’t loose his cool so we could let him off for the little porky he told about the response team because we knew they were all on holiday didn’t we 🤣🤣
I blame the companies not giving their security proper training. Many of the guards are acting under an assumption as to knowing other people’s civil rights.
We have 360 camera’s sir. How many have i got? Brilliant. The security man is a very decent man. Tries every trick to “motivate” the subject to comply but never steps over the line. I guess they were just both doing their job
Great video... And U have to get the 357 cameras to keep up with them. Your videos are very funny and that is why I love this channel... Keep up the good job...
👍Thanks Pure, you made my day with your signature "But it's wafer thin" quip, followed up with "Do you know what an app is?" 🤣 All that bs from the security clown was at least delivered in an agreeable way.
I watch all your videos and you bring a smile to a lot of people's faces ,The way you plead your ignorance is brilliant perhaps you should have been an actor , Keep up the good work. 🙏
I actually think he’s had acting experience. I could never keep a straight face if I had to go through the narrative he uses when dealing with the security guards.
You could hear the cogs ticking in his head as he made up all those ficticious rules regs and laws... Ps, did you miss the aeroplane flying over? Was that allowed .. Good video. Keep it up
The security man came across in a very professional manner and couldn't fault him for that it's just a pity he doesn't know the rules about flying drones but at least he was going to let you use his loo! Pure...you cycled fast to get past that first post expecting to have the response team up your rear but they all must have been in their break or asleep 😅 you didn't cycle as fast as you did to get to that windmill in one of your earlier videos 😂😂
He’s amazing, isn’t he. Most of the other auditors are busy pushing their egos but PA just carries on politely but insistently even though security are being rude. In all fairness this security guy was polite. It was a true battle of insistence.
I need to stop pausing the video to make comments and watch it too the end first. But telling him the BMW response team were all on holiday, even he had to smile at that, brilliant.
Very polite guy , with teeth like a burnt fence, but what was he spouting.... smart clothes, not so smart in mind. And the response team 😂😂😂😂 what did he seem to think they would do. At least for once he was English and polite. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 but thick. 😂
Great video again. You really value your gear. Every time you go into your bag, you close it up and put in back on your back. Very wise move considering the turkeys you come across.
I've been laughing so much at this and some of the lines that you come out with!!! The security guard was very polite, however, I find it so hard to comprehend how someone in his position does not understand basic law. I hope that someone highlights this video to Mini/BMW and that they take appropriate action to ensure that their staff are educated in basic law. I wasn't sure whether he actually said that the drone team would take your drone away if they were called, or whether it was just his choice of words? Your videos are becoming increasingly humorous and enjoyable. Keep up the great work! ATB
'You're using airspace'. Blimey, nothing gets past Wiggy does it, lovely chap though. Hilarious deadly innocence as always PA, so so funny, thank you, lovely footage as always too. (I'm eating a wafer thin mint as I write this.)
Another fine PATV Production. You were right about their response team, they were on holiday 😂😂 PS. He took a shine to you allowing the use of his loo, you might have even got a nice cup of tea 🫖😀
Oh no!!! Not the security response team.. please no. What a load of BS, to be fair he was quite a professional Bullsh**er. Obviously honed his skill over many years.
The security guy was polite but just spouted an ever increasing amount of bull crap.
Yep - only knows his company policy I think 😳
Clueless was the term you were looking for.
It's the security guards world in there. 😂😂😂
"I've got my zoom camera", "I've come a long way" and "it's only wafer thin" in one episode! All the classics!
This blokes a legend
came to say this exact thing...😂
Pure audit buzzword bingo
I will die laughing the day an auditor says, in response to "I will call the police/response team/authorities" etc
"You can call the SAS if you want, but I'm still filming it!"
Later:
I've got an app.
Can I use your toilet
I've got hi vis 😂
"I've got an app... do you know what an app is?" Every time, love it. 😂
Nearly spurted me tea out when he mentioned his app! 😂😂
Brilliant
😂Nobody says 'App' like Pure Audits.
"I need a wee. Can I come in your building for a quick wee?" 😂
He's the Frank Spencer of Auditors,,, 😂
"hot air balloons are fine" another comedy classic
"I'm excited, you're excited aren't you?"
"...no I'm not"
😂❤
That was hilarious "keep it to yourself" 😂😂😂😂😂
15:51 “It’s breaching the invisible line.” 😳😄🥴
This is the single greatest thing I’ve ever heard someone say on an audit 😂
'there's stuff on the roof you're not supposed to see'
That's a really stupid place to put something confidential.
That's where they hide all their passwords and confidential documentation 😂
Like a full size Mini 😂
Secret roof material!
Child chimney sweeps.
Especially with Chinese and Russian spy sats by the thousands up there.
The response team are all on holiday...classic 😂😂😂
Bless that security guy, he tried like a bear to enforce the unenforceable rules he thought applied to flying a drone. At least he did it politely.
if i had a job that involved talking to the public, i would make sure i knew what i was talking about first, and then open my mouth
You'll never become Prime Minister with that attitude.
@@DavidSmith-oy4ofor any civil servant for that matter
Exactly, then people would understand and trust you more
1 You think im coming in,Im not coming in! ❌️
2 I've got my zoom camera ✅️
3 I've got an app ✅️
4 I've come a long way on my bike ✅️
5 it's only a small one/ wafer thin✅️
6 I'm allowed, ✅️
5/6 on the Pure Audits Bingo Card
OMG ,what a fantastic video. The whole response team not in today discussion was better than any comedy routine on TV. Pure genius. I am.just sad that the other 6 billion odd people on earth have not subscribed to this channel so have missed this treat.
Thanks PA you are a born entertainer...
7 It's exciting/I'm excited, aren't you excited?
8 Can I use your toilet?
9 (After saying "But I've got an app!"): Do you know what an app is? 🤣
Thank you 👍
The poor security guard he must of believed all he was saying.
They usually do 😂
the confidence he has in spouting bull is astounding
True very true lol
Ignorance is blessed.
We were swimming in it.
Luckily I had my hot air balloon, which he said is allowed 😂
I've got a sneaking suspicion that this response team doesn't exist.
Yep, typical Billy liar
@michaewood dinner ladies? remember the 70s
They do, but they are at a jamboree, earning their knotting badge.
They're a crack response team.
They're on crack
The Men in Black?😅
Should just type up your own permit and print it off. Make sure to have “PERMIT” in big letters at the top of the page - doesn’t matter what you write underneath 😀
or get a t shirt with AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL on it.
…..On a clipboard with a pen attached by a piece of string lol😂
he was a gentleman. manners are seriously underrated.
and english for a change very smart clean well ironed white shirt etc proffessional only doing as hes been told by his superiors all round decent guy tbh just ill informed even said you could use to the toilet
You are such a funny fella, I just sit and watch your videos chuckling away to myself.
Just fantastic 👏 👌 😀
Thank you 👍
"The response team will be here in three minutes"
"My drone flight will only take two and a half minutes "
Great video comedy again PA
Imagine you’re Mini is broken down and you have to wait for the response team 🤣🤣🤣
"it's wafer thin"..... i literally laughed out loud !!!
Always gets me going that one 😂
It is disappointing whenever he doesn't use his signature line.
One wafer thin drone. Cue Johb Cleese.
"They'll be here in 3 minutes" "My drone flight wil only take 2 and a half minutes"
You are slowly becoming my favourite auditor.
Mr Cheaposhades is in the wrong job, with that ability to talk out of his AR5E he should be a magician doing a stage act😜🤪😝
This is hilarious. I’ve just gone on Google Maps and looked at his roof and looked in the visitor centre and looked all around gate six. What is he talking about? There is nothing secret that pure audits can’t see
Congratulations on 14k subscribers pure Audits, been watching since 500 subscribers...keep brining us great content...
Indeed, I like to give PA a shout-out in AB and DJ's videos as PA deserves a bigger audience. He is a master fisherman and I love to see which company reps treat what appears to be a vulnerable man with kindness as opposed to those s*umbags that employ bullying and aggression. Thinking about it, in the latter case that is exactly how the police deal with vulnerable people or those who are not confident in their rights and civil liberties.
Thank you! 👍
“They’re all on ‘oliday.” 🤣🤣😂😂
I think it’s the first time someone’s let you use the toilet. Classic episode. All the catch phrases.
“The response team are all on holiday” 😂😂😂😂
Cheers man (Mr Public) I can't wipe the grin off my face....... View from Tasmania on a grey miserable day. Your my sunshine......
Thank you 👍
@@PureAudits Absolute pleasure.
The first one ever to say you could use the toilet. He seemed ok that security guard. I was just intrigued to see what was on the roof. 😂
Great Video, some of what came out of that security guys mouth was a classic, you will be breaching our invisible line, we don’t even allow the electric companies to fly over, you can fly a balloon over but not a drone… 😂😂 😂
Calling the a-team on mr. Pure ??? Gettoutta here !!! 😂😂😂
Maybe he was worried you'd find out how terrible the range is on the electric mini 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Think the Battle of Britain told the Germans they don't own the sky over England ....
The funny thing is, is you can actually book a tour of the plant and see behind the scenes.
What happened to the crack security response team?🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
To busy smoking crack
They;re having a beer down pub.
I bet they were all on holiday after all 😄😄😄
They're on crack. So they don't respond.
They're all on holiday.
17:00 "You are excited aren't you? No, I'm not" 😂 The faux naivete gets me every time
The security guard who knows everything about nothing. You made him look like a fool.
he made himself look like a fool by opening his mouth haha
They have secrets on the roof ? They park the mini's up there ?
By the end, the security guy was drowning in his own sea of waffle.
PA, best audit yet!! Every gag possible in one audit, exceptional. Hats off to the security guy though, he didn’t loose his cool so we could let him off for the little porky he told about the response team because we knew they were all on holiday didn’t we 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
PA's checklist has reached legendary status 🙌 😮 😂
Aren't you excited !?
He tried is best, bless him 😂😂 but what a load of BS.
Out of DJ, PJ, AB and all the Auditors, Pure Audits is definitely my favourite. Love it ❤
He's the best 🤗
Thank you 👍
I @@iadoredavey
It’s a amazing how delusional these people within these companies are😂😂😂😂😂
I blame the companies not giving their security proper training. Many of the guards are acting under an assumption as to knowing other people’s civil rights.
Good to see Jimmy Tarbuck still has a regular income.👍
20:05 Drone Assist should be paying out to all drone pilots who promote Drone Assist on their videos. They're getting loads of free advertising. 🤣
They never realize that they are just being wound up. [facepalm]
At least he was polite with his BS. You got quite a few of the catchphrases into this video.
We have 360 camera’s sir. How many have i got? Brilliant. The security man is a very decent man. Tries every trick to “motivate” the subject to comply but never steps over the line. I guess they were just both doing their job
Don't breach their invisible line, It's in the unwritten rules. 😁👍
😂😂
Great video... And U have to get the 357 cameras to keep up with them. Your videos are very funny and that is why I love this channel... Keep up the good job...
Thank you 👍
Look out for that invisible line 🤣🤣🤣
👍Thanks Pure, you made my day with your signature "But it's wafer thin" quip, followed up with "Do you know what an app is?" 🤣
All that bs from the security clown was at least delivered in an agreeable way.
Thank you 👍
Its wafer thin, its a tiny drone, I’ve come a long way, I have my zoom camera 😂😂😂
There’s one at every place of work and he’s the one 😂😂
Keep it to ya self and I’m going to contact ITV to see if it will go on as an advert not heard that one before 😂👏
The invisible response team are going to swoop on you and take you away 😂😂
If you have a problem. If no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire . . . THE RESPONSE TEAM
He said.."you can use my toilet with all due respect" 😂
Poor bloke you mugged him and he didn’t see it coming 😂 so funny.
Reeled another one in , " I don't want to see your app , I'm telling you... blah blah blah".
Lol.... love the "have you got a toilet " question..... it's the 1st time I've heard them say yes you can use it
When you are using air space how much can you use before it runs out?
At least he was going to let you use the loo😂
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I watch all your videos and you bring a smile to a lot of people's faces ,The way you plead your ignorance is brilliant perhaps you should have been an actor , Keep up the good work. 🙏
Thank you 👍
I actually think he’s had acting experience. I could never keep a straight face if I had to go through the narrative he uses when dealing with the security guards.
“I’m going to be in touch with ITV”….That bit made me Laugh…Thanks again Mr PA for another funny video…
Thank you 👍
Imaging opening your mouth and everything coming out being wrong.
Must be a security guy.
You could hear the cogs ticking in his head as he made up all those ficticious rules regs and laws...
Ps, did you miss the aeroplane flying over? Was that allowed ..
Good video. Keep it up
Thank you 👍
Your unique approach seems to be working for you Pure.
The security man came across in a very professional manner and couldn't fault him for that it's just a pity he doesn't know the rules about flying drones but at least he was going to let you use his loo!
Pure...you cycled fast to get past that first post expecting to have the response team up your rear but they all must have been in their break or asleep 😅 you didn't cycle as fast as you did to get to that windmill in one of your earlier videos 😂😂
Yep you’re right - I was scared that the response team would get to me 🤣🤣🤣
We just love the way you talk these people into circles. No other auditor does this like you do. Keep up the good work!
Thank you 👍
He’s amazing, isn’t he. Most of the other auditors are busy pushing their egos but PA just carries on politely but insistently even though security are being rude. In all fairness this security guy was polite. It was a true battle of insistence.
"There are things on the roof you're not allowed to see." "Really what are they". "If I tell you, you will know" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Im really disappointed i didn't see the response team 😕
haha, but they were all on holiday, Pure knew that!
Love your style ….. a legend of the auditing community
Thank you 👍
What happened to the rapid response team - I was waiting for them to arrive on the scene.
I need to stop pausing the video to make comments and watch it too the end first. But telling him the BMW response team were all on holiday, even he had to smile at that, brilliant.
Very polite guy , with teeth like a burnt fence, but what was he spouting.... smart clothes, not so smart in mind. And the response team 😂😂😂😂 what did he seem to think they would do.
At least for once he was English and polite. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 but thick. 😂
THE BEST RESPONSE that i have ever seen THANKS chrisknott1121 apart from the fact that i wet myself laughing.
It's got that "My wife wears the pants." flat black paint everywhere, that's an atrocious colour!
The security supervisor. Hot air ballons are fine ......😂
nobody is welcome when there is a sign says that you are
"You're excited aren't ya?"
"No I'm not."
"What?"
🤣🤣🤣
BS but extremely polite security guard.
“Hot air balloons are fine” 😂😂 what a 🔧
The response team are on holiday lol brilliant
Is the three minutes up yet? I’m waiting for the fast response team 😅
🤣🤣🤣
Great video again. You really value your gear. Every time you go into your bag, you close it up and put in back on your back. Very wise move considering the turkeys you come across.
This "response team" must be ex-special forces fully kitted up to defend Mini.
I've been laughing so much at this and some of the lines that you come out with!!! The security guard was very polite, however, I find it so hard to comprehend how someone in his position does not understand basic law. I hope that someone highlights this video to Mini/BMW and that they take appropriate action to ensure that their staff are educated in basic law. I wasn't sure whether he actually said that the drone team would take your drone away if they were called, or whether it was just his choice of words? Your videos are becoming increasingly humorous and enjoyable. Keep up the great work! ATB
Thank you 👍
Some uneducated people talk with so much authority about topics they know nothing about.
Spot on for Starmer
Not just the uneducated either in fact a lot of research shows the middle classes swallow more bs and spout nonsense than the plebs
oh no, not the response team!
Pure Audits is one of my top Auditors. Close to AB and DJ . Hope your channel keeps building up for you x
Thank you 👍
"I just need 357 more cameras to catch up with them" 😂😂😂
Another numpty confusing Company Policy with British Law!!
Another British person not knowing UK laws 😅😉
'You're using airspace'.
Blimey, nothing gets past Wiggy does it, lovely chap though.
Hilarious deadly innocence as always PA, so so funny, thank you, lovely footage as always too. (I'm eating a wafer thin mint as I write this.)
🤣🤣🤣Thank you 👍
WOW look at all those "top secret" solar panels 😮
Another fine PATV Production. You were right about their response team, they were on holiday 😂😂
PS. He took a shine to you allowing the use of his loo, you might have even got a nice cup of tea 🫖😀
"it's breaching our invisible line"
I lost count how many times my belly wobbled with laughing out loud, brilliant pure Audits 🤣😂👍
Thank you 👍
Oh no!!! Not the security response team.. please no.
What a load of BS, to be fair he was quite a professional Bullsh**er. Obviously honed his skill over many years.
360 cameras! Don’t tell him Pike 😂😂
And don't forget he's got an App.😊