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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @TheHungryEquestrian
    @TheHungryEquestrian 3 місяці тому +77

    This had me in stitches with the metal detector… best one yet..

    • @lisar9507
      @lisar9507 3 місяці тому +12

      And his spade🤣🤣🤣! That security guard didn’t know what to make of it!

    • @TheHungryEquestrian
      @TheHungryEquestrian 3 місяці тому

      @@lisar9507 oh yeah I no … the entertainment valuation of this is 👌🏻

  • @malindley
    @malindley 3 місяці тому +113

    "Can I have your name and address?"....... "Are you going to write me a letter ?" 🤣🤣🤣 Top quality all the way through.

    • @Sylvia-Storm
      @Sylvia-Storm 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂

    • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
      @scruffyalice-ff5pz 3 місяці тому +4

      Might want to be a pen pal.😅

    • @wintron
      @wintron 3 місяці тому +2

      Give me names and address!
      No, as I’m personally not in the habit of exchanging Christmas cards anymore.

    • @imallrightme7336
      @imallrightme7336 3 місяці тому

      Hahaha

  • @mobiuseno
    @mobiuseno 3 місяці тому +145

    "I've got my spade and metal detector" 😮. Can't beat PA 😂 👏👏

  • @grahamhinkin930
    @grahamhinkin930 2 місяці тому +5

    Incredibly funny . One of the very best . All the usual , plus a metal detector . Classic comedy . Well done P.A .

  • @cannondale1401
    @cannondale1401 2 місяці тому +5

    Pure class 😁😀😉

  • @Sol-Cutta
    @Sol-Cutta 3 місяці тому +80

    Oh man pure audits gets better and better...this man is youtubes solo genius with audits...the ali g of audits...brilliant.. tv quality..just spectacular. 😂🙏🙏🙏

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +14

      Thank you 👍

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 місяці тому +12

      It's interesting, isn't it .. People are interested

    • @bumperr2
      @bumperr2 3 місяці тому +11

      @@PureAuditsdefinitely 1 of my favorite auditors

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 3 місяці тому +9

      You think he wants to go on the TV. Nahhh, he's not going on the TV.
      It's for You Tube.

  • @m1cxf
    @m1cxf 3 місяці тому +57

    I love your act, absolute genius.

    • @tirokopita
      @tirokopita 3 місяці тому +3

      It's an act?

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +9

      @@tirokopita A brilliant one, yes, undetectable by people who are a bit thick.

    • @chrischatfield8550
      @chrischatfield8550 3 місяці тому +3

      😂​@@tirokopita

  • @stuartbrown8259
    @stuartbrown8259 3 місяці тому +50

    Doing a bit of our Reggie Photo with the gadgets, brilliant. I've got me Spade with me, more catchphrases , keep them coming.

    • @jaygee5693
      @jaygee5693 3 місяці тому +2

      Reggie's measuring wheel, and his scrap of perspex! "It's fully transparent"

  • @TravelTarget779
    @TravelTarget779 3 місяці тому +19

    haha the metal detector is ingenious! Spit my coffee out laughing when i saw that fantastic device! We gotta have it in more videos 😝

  • @ConcreteJungle7
    @ConcreteJungle7 3 місяці тому +2

    The British sence of humour is brilliant, comedy gold 🥇😂

  • @roy9816
    @roy9816 3 місяці тому +108

    Everywhere is 'sensitive' these days. Can't believe how many small companies waste money on security guards.

    • @newsbender
      @newsbender 3 місяці тому +3

      Well it’s probably only an average of 1.20 an hour in most cases

    • @cronocide
      @cronocide 3 місяці тому +5

      Fear is always good for business.

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +3

      It's cheaper to pay them than the insurance cost without them!
      Must be terrible to only be employed for that reason, without anyone bothering to train you to stop you humiliating yourself.

    • @Twobee-sf4ml
      @Twobee-sf4ml 3 місяці тому +4

      Insurance companies insist on it

    • @davelordy
      @davelordy 3 місяці тому +4

      Yep, everywhere has "highly sensitive material" (and from what I can tell they apparently leave it lying out in the open in the carpark where it can be seen with a drone), everywhere has some tenuous link to the government or the MOD or the RAF, even if its only supplying paint or office furniture ("we supply sausage rolls to Yorkshire Police's in-house cafe, so you can't film here").

  • @davidhenderson3005
    @davidhenderson3005 Місяць тому +1

    It just gets better and better every time lmao 😂😂😂 so funny ❤❤❤.

  • @brettwilliams5594
    @brettwilliams5594 3 місяці тому +3

    The metal detector is a master stroke. "I've got my shovel with me"😂😂

  • @snelgrave101
    @snelgrave101 3 місяці тому +2

    Disclaimer: no precious metals were harmed in the making of this hilarious troll job 😂

  • @melturn
    @melturn 2 місяці тому +2

    😂 Ffs. Brilliant. Nearly spilt my coffee.Remlnds me of the comedian Lee Evans.

  • @John-cz1rf
    @John-cz1rf 3 місяці тому +30

    Brilliant 😅 that was the funniest thing I've seen for a long time.

  • @humblequest7905
    @humblequest7905 3 місяці тому +19

    Metal detector and spade 😂 Priceless! 👍🏼

  • @bensearle89
    @bensearle89 3 місяці тому +47

    And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin drone 🤣

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂Oh dear. he's trodden in Monsieur's bucket.

    • @MusicOne555
      @MusicOne555 3 місяці тому +2

      Love it!

  • @jachmastr
    @jachmastr 3 місяці тому +6

    I love the way you just say yeah everytime they speak, it’s so funny and they just don’t get what you’re doing! 🤣🤣👊

  • @BuzzQuick-s5j
    @BuzzQuick-s5j 3 місяці тому +52

    When he said "we have some equipment that's extremely sensitive." I thought you were going to say "Oh I won't upset it."😂

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 3 місяці тому

      When you think of it, a metal detector is a highly sensitive piece of equipment.

  • @notmozart1
    @notmozart1 3 місяці тому +22

    The poor chap was so polite dealing with what appears to be a "confused" member of the public. Brilliant!! Nice to see Phil Collins though!!

  • @Translucent6000
    @Translucent6000 3 місяці тому +47

    He blew a brain fuse when you mentioned “drone”

  • @JunctionWatcher
    @JunctionWatcher 3 місяці тому +17

    All we need now is a Reggie photo and pure audit collab…
    PA: “it’s interesting isn’t it”
    RP: “it’s fully transparent”

    • @Hrossey
      @Hrossey 3 місяці тому +4

      Don’t be like that 😙😂✅

  • @gregpies1649
    @gregpies1649 3 місяці тому +4

    Very funny one of the best. The metal detector was ingenious. Security guard completely bamboozled 😂😂

  • @jasonbishop4247
    @jasonbishop4247 3 місяці тому +2

    Pure has nailed this format…with his amusing patter and relaxed, innocent approach , for me he is our new number one. Love his one liners and this one is one of his best, getting all the classics in, and some new gems

  • @PJ-wm9nq
    @PJ-wm9nq 3 місяці тому +47

    The only sensitive thing there is the bloke in the polo shirt! Part of the "Love To Say No" crew.

  • @rayhall7932
    @rayhall7932 Місяць тому +1

    In all my life working for a living in many industries , until recently companies operated efficiently without having gangs of thugs masquerading as security

  • @andrewplummer1682
    @andrewplummer1682 3 місяці тому +43

    Please get some merch with "Ive got my zoom camera" and "I've got an application" on it. 😂

    • @chrisstephens6194
      @chrisstephens6194 3 місяці тому +3

      I'd buy one

    • @Jobriz84
      @Jobriz84 3 місяці тому +8

      I'd quite like a "WAFER THIN" t shirt!

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Jobriz84 😂😂👌🏼

    • @janhyde6738
      @janhyde6738 3 місяці тому +13

      "You think I'm coming in" on the front and "I'm not coming in" on the back

    • @johnny2words942
      @johnny2words942 3 місяці тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing lol

  • @neilradford1470
    @neilradford1470 3 місяці тому +19

    I've got a camera and a metal detector and a spade and an app, PA I have not laughed at anything so funny for such a long time. You are such a tease, and I thought that Reggie was good, but this one beats his any day. The look on the guys face was priceless he didn't know what to do. The second guy was wasting his time and should have gone back in. Told you I couldn't wait for this video, Brilliant .

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +8

      Thank you 👍

    • @noelward8047
      @noelward8047 3 місяці тому

      Sooty does not agree with you Haha

  • @seanit71
    @seanit71 3 місяці тому +34

    Got all the catchphrases in there PA brilliant as always

  • @wotaneye
    @wotaneye 3 місяці тому +9

    I like the spade and metal detector. That really baffled the guy.

  • @chrisstephens6194
    @chrisstephens6194 3 місяці тому +36

    Metal detection is genius 😂😂😂

  • @gdr38515
    @gdr38515 3 місяці тому +9

    Well done Aker Solutions for handling the situation politely and sensitively. Credit too to Llewelyn who was also very professional. One of the highest scoring audits I've ever seen. Think I'll leave them a nice positive review on Google considering the contrast with PA's audit of ABLE last week.

  • @ThinWhiteDude
    @ThinWhiteDude 3 місяці тому +24

    "I Need Your Name And Address!"
    Yeah, jog-on mate...

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 3 місяці тому +2

      Well.
      1 change your name by deed poll.
      2 buy my house off me then.
      There, you now have my name and address.😅

  • @milleniumsaucer8978
    @milleniumsaucer8978 3 місяці тому +1

    ooh my, that gift that just keeps on giving

  • @Randomblurbz
    @Randomblurbz 3 місяці тому +3

    The metal detector is going to cause a stir. Genius.

  • @stuartbrown8259
    @stuartbrown8259 3 місяці тому +26

    Think we had every catchphrase included in this video, can't beat it. Haven't finished it all yet, but surely you need to use their toilet? 😮😮😮😮

    • @dave-jk6en
      @dave-jk6en 3 місяці тому

      Haha I love his catch phrases 😂

  • @andrewplummer1682
    @andrewplummer1682 3 місяці тому +17

    Truly love your videos Sir!

  • @ayemagpie1732
    @ayemagpie1732 3 місяці тому +1

    You are fast becoming my favourite auditor. So excited to show him your metal detector he reaaally wanted to know how it worked but he was bashful

  • @francisodonnell6040
    @francisodonnell6040 2 місяці тому +3

    A metal detector... Ffs it's a wind up... The sooner these companys wise up and say crack on, instead of confronting the sooner we end up with no content...

  • @WWhite50
    @WWhite50 3 місяці тому +17

    I've got my zoom camera. I'm not coming in, I'm going over the top but I've got an app 😂😂 legendary

  • @Julesathome56
    @Julesathome56 3 місяці тому +5

    Oh the spade and digging! 😂😂😂Not to mention giving the security man the once over with the detector! 😂😂vThe security man straight in and out of the revolving door! 😂
    Love your videos! Pure funny! 😂

  • @777JohnnyG
    @777JohnnyG 3 місяці тому +2

    I've got my spade. LMAO. Love it. Looking forward to the next detecting adventure 🤣🤣

  • @PB-hj8ot
    @PB-hj8ot 3 місяці тому +2

    I thoroughly enjoy Pure Audits unique style and subtle humour. I would really like to see him do some Audits with Reggie Photo as the two of them would be simply hilarious….

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 3 місяці тому +6

    🤣🤣if only you had an app PA.
    Brilliantly funny as always, thank you.

  • @DavidConway-zc7vf
    @DavidConway-zc7vf 3 місяці тому +1

    Ahah adding a metal detector is brilliant, should get a lot of laughs.

  • @peteryoung5791
    @peteryoung5791 2 місяці тому +2

    I thought he was going to get on his knees and beg you to get on your bike and leave. Then we gotta call him Yoyo in and out, in and out. He was precious!!!!!!! Thanks again PA.

  • @Chris-yx8gj
    @Chris-yx8gj 3 місяці тому +10

    Pure you are brilliant winding these people up. 😊😊😊😊

  • @waddac2
    @waddac2 3 місяці тому +3

    My Gosh mate....... Ive been down in dumps after major operation....... You are getting greater with these videos...... I was creased up laughing when you got metal detector out bloody... Brilliant. Keep up the great work. Loved it. 😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂😂

  • @stephenbucknell4527
    @stephenbucknell4527 3 місяці тому +2

    Just when I thought you couldn't get any funnier, "I've got a metal detector"

  • @Melaniessfx2jw
    @Melaniessfx2jw 3 місяці тому +2

    “Mr. burglar” 😂

  • @carlhartwell7978
    @carlhartwell7978 3 місяці тому +9

    You are The Best, we all need a laugh sometimes and you don't disappoint PA!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you - And thanks for your membership 😀

  • @bigfoot3322
    @bigfoot3322 3 місяці тому +25

    The metal detector has to be a joke lol

  • @nathancoombes260
    @nathancoombes260 3 місяці тому +26

    No precious metal no flying no video, they were just negative people

  • @welshieworldwide
    @welshieworldwide 3 місяці тому +4

    Spade & metal detector and proceeds to point it at his metal chain…’BEEP’ 🤣🤣

  • @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe
    @SamanthaLewis-jm3xe 3 місяці тому +13

    Yes, been waiting to get my Pure fix!

  • @BriMakesComments
    @BriMakesComments 3 місяці тому +4

    Best yet pure. What a giggle. You out Reggie'd Reggie. He would be pround lad

  • @Tmm42s
    @Tmm42s 3 місяці тому +14

    Why do people in the UK ask for someone’s name and address… no one in Australia would ever ask a random for their address because it’s just assumed it won’t be given.

  • @stephenparslow7964
    @stephenparslow7964 3 місяці тому +1

    “I’m going to start digging if I find it” 😂

  • @ianbrindle9900
    @ianbrindle9900 3 місяці тому +1

    Pure pleasantness is very disarming

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 3 місяці тому +15

    I’m going to start digging. Now that’s funny

  • @leggitte5957
    @leggitte5957 3 місяці тому +6

    You have become one of my favourite auditors in the UK. Your pleasant demeanor and simpleton act (still on the fence if it is an act) is a breath of fresh air with all the thugish auditors around, who operate in groups.

  • @frankhyam3125
    @frankhyam3125 3 місяці тому +5

    Brilliant,loving the metal detector part,adds more confusion for security,i was crying with laughter,top man ,id lo ve to see you at my brothers garage where he works,nice grumpy bosses would hit the roof,well done one of your best😂❤ it

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому

      Thank you 😀

    • @frankhyam3125
      @frankhyam3125 3 місяці тому

      How you dont laugh ill never know ,on par with my favs laurel and hardy,as another guy said you should have a tv show but i guess then everyone would know about it and you wouldnt be able to do no more,ps love the way your bike just gets dumped on the grass as well quality

  • @johnthedog2857
    @johnthedog2857 3 місяці тому +1

    These are the day's of our lives, Freddie. If you could put time in a bottle, Jim.

  • @tangmerebob2395
    @tangmerebob2395 2 місяці тому +2

    Security must be on minimum wage as yet again not British

  • @anthonyo.6084
    @anthonyo.6084 3 місяці тому +11

    Great work again.

  • @allanfoster5418
    @allanfoster5418 3 місяці тому +4

    Pure Audits. you are a genius with your wording. this video seriously funny and very entertaining well done to you. 👏

  • @RonaldRaygun53
    @RonaldRaygun53 3 місяці тому +7

    “Are you going to film anywhere else?” “Can you recommend somewhere?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 3 місяці тому +5

    That poor foreign fella i felt sorry for him he really didn’t need you turning up 😂😂 so funny better than tv comedy.

  • @justinbartley5245
    @justinbartley5245 3 місяці тому +10

    Latest brilliant vid by the master of auditing hehe💯

  • @Melaniessfx2jw
    @Melaniessfx2jw 3 місяці тому +3

    Keep em coming 😀

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +3

      Thank you - you are very kind - I will use your donation to buy lunch when I’m next out. Thank you 🙏

  • @cronocide
    @cronocide 3 місяці тому +6

    Ive worked in Akers, very good company, they have creches, gyms, and resturants in their offices.👍

  • @ImpartiallySpeaking
    @ImpartiallySpeaking Місяць тому +1

    Any limited company making false statements to a member of the public should be subject to mandatory fines

  • @smithers19811
    @smithers19811 Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant comedy overtaking DJ and AB as my favourite

  • @andrewmcintosh4144
    @andrewmcintosh4144 3 місяці тому +1

    PA is hilarious 😂 😂😂

  • @ChrisHughes-xb6os
    @ChrisHughes-xb6os 3 місяці тому +2

    Funny as anything what your gonna bring next 😅😅😅😅 ha ha

  • @Rudeboyantics
    @Rudeboyantics 3 місяці тому +2

    That is the best video yet...a metal detector!!On your headstone it will read 'I've got an app'!

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 3 місяці тому +6

    Zoom camera, wafer thin drone, now metal detector…what will come next?…Looking for water with a Y shaped twig? 😂

  • @DroneSquadron249
    @DroneSquadron249 3 місяці тому +1

    What's the best way to case a joint? Work for the security.......😎

  • @solarBumbleCat
    @solarBumbleCat 3 місяці тому +9

    lol you are the best ...lol awesome man🤣

  • @seanaidan4577
    @seanaidan4577 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ve not seen the detector before… that’s so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulwatling5400
    @paulwatling5400 3 місяці тому +6

    Ive got an app i love how you get them all confused with your chat .😊

    • @stevegray5709
      @stevegray5709 3 місяці тому

      Oh. I've got an app too. Which one have you got??

  • @EN1i1i
    @EN1i1i 3 місяці тому +1

    Hahahahaha haha hahahaha what are You detecting? Precious Metals... Hahahaha haha. That is so funny... Hahahaha hahaha... Good job...

  • @iamburl2667
    @iamburl2667 3 місяці тому

    Love your content, music with drone footage is perfect, thank you sir for educating us

  • @dr_dr
    @dr_dr 3 місяці тому +13

    Hook, line and sinker! PA going a little bit Reggie Photo here. Ignorant fool detector working perfectly.

  • @SD-rq2ob
    @SD-rq2ob 3 місяці тому +7

    What’s that for? I’m detecting, What? I’m detecting, detecting? Yeh detecting 🤣🤣
    Turning up with a metal detector and scanning their steps 🤣🤣 pure comedy gold. I think you got just about every gag apart from the toilet in there 🤣🤣
    Watched it twice and it’s even better the second time.
    Keep em coming PA 👍

    • @Cocogomez
      @Cocogomez 3 місяці тому

      Yes, harassing people who are trying to earn a wage so strangers online can mock and ridicule them is comedy gold. Why don't you offer your familys work address so he can mock them for youtube views as well? Comedy gold!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  3 місяці тому +2

      Thank you 😀

    • @Hrossey
      @Hrossey 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Cocogomezyour da’ pumps dugs 🐕 mate.

    • @Cocogomez
      @Cocogomez 3 місяці тому

      @@Hrossey Your da's in jail for looting Greggs during the riots last week.

    • @jaywolf7917
      @jaywolf7917 3 місяці тому

      @@Cocogomezhaha saddo, keep watchin’

  • @robbaker277
    @robbaker277 3 місяці тому +1

    This is definitely one of your best I’ve got my detector & spade 😂😂😂😂

  • @helenworrall4394
    @helenworrall4394 3 місяці тому +2

    So funny when you were detecting HIM! 😂😂😂

  • @davidarnold5274
    @davidarnold5274 3 місяці тому +2

    Pure Audits move up another level one of the best😀😀😀😀😀

  • @i7i9191
    @i7i9191 3 місяці тому +4

    You found Precious Metals, your Bicycle.

  • @snelgrave101
    @snelgrave101 3 місяці тому +2

    8:37 , i can't give you any private information 😂 after asking you five times for your name and address 😂😂

  • @AlistairLeith
    @AlistairLeith 3 місяці тому +1

    Fabulous ….. loving your work 😊

  • @carlhartwell7978
    @carlhartwell7978 3 місяці тому +4

    7:32 _'You want to send me a letter?'_ 🤣
    Perhaps he's Father Christmas!

  • @MalaysiaPhilip
    @MalaysiaPhilip 3 місяці тому +10

    That was hilarious. The interaction was worthy of comedy gold.

  • @BlackMetalMatters
    @BlackMetalMatters Місяць тому

    I'm just here, doing a pure audit. Fantastic.

  • @garyballared2077
    @garyballared2077 3 місяці тому +6

    hahahahaha metal detector - comedy gold

  • @paulcurtis9852
    @paulcurtis9852 3 місяці тому +1

    A metal detector! That's different! haha! Perhaps you can rock up in a full hazmat suit, next time, and be testing for radiation levels.

  • @scottblack9213
    @scottblack9213 3 місяці тому +2

    Comedy Gold 🥇🥇🥇

  • @patricialongworth2520
    @patricialongworth2520 3 місяці тому

    I’m going to start digging if I detect something. You made my day.😂😂

  • @carlhartwell7978
    @carlhartwell7978 3 місяці тому +4

    6:54 You and your apps PA, you phone must be in some pain!
    That digging for precious metals bit has to be the funniest audit 'technique' I've seen.