Oh man pure audits gets better and better...this man is youtubes solo genius with audits...the ali g of audits...brilliant.. tv quality..just spectacular. 😂🙏🙏🙏
It's cheaper to pay them than the insurance cost without them! Must be terrible to only be employed for that reason, without anyone bothering to train you to stop you humiliating yourself.
Yep, everywhere has "highly sensitive material" (and from what I can tell they apparently leave it lying out in the open in the carpark where it can be seen with a drone), everywhere has some tenuous link to the government or the MOD or the RAF, even if its only supplying paint or office furniture ("we supply sausage rolls to Yorkshire Police's in-house cafe, so you can't film here").
Pure has nailed this format…with his amusing patter and relaxed, innocent approach , for me he is our new number one. Love his one liners and this one is one of his best, getting all the classics in, and some new gems
In all my life working for a living in many industries , until recently companies operated efficiently without having gangs of thugs masquerading as security
I've got a camera and a metal detector and a spade and an app, PA I have not laughed at anything so funny for such a long time. You are such a tease, and I thought that Reggie was good, but this one beats his any day. The look on the guys face was priceless he didn't know what to do. The second guy was wasting his time and should have gone back in. Told you I couldn't wait for this video, Brilliant .
Well done Aker Solutions for handling the situation politely and sensitively. Credit too to Llewelyn who was also very professional. One of the highest scoring audits I've ever seen. Think I'll leave them a nice positive review on Google considering the contrast with PA's audit of ABLE last week.
A metal detector... Ffs it's a wind up... The sooner these companys wise up and say crack on, instead of confronting the sooner we end up with no content...
Oh the spade and digging! 😂😂😂Not to mention giving the security man the once over with the detector! 😂😂vThe security man straight in and out of the revolving door! 😂 Love your videos! Pure funny! 😂
I thoroughly enjoy Pure Audits unique style and subtle humour. I would really like to see him do some Audits with Reggie Photo as the two of them would be simply hilarious….
I thought he was going to get on his knees and beg you to get on your bike and leave. Then we gotta call him Yoyo in and out, in and out. He was precious!!!!!!! Thanks again PA.
My Gosh mate....... Ive been down in dumps after major operation....... You are getting greater with these videos...... I was creased up laughing when you got metal detector out bloody... Brilliant. Keep up the great work. Loved it. 😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂😂
Why do people in the UK ask for someone’s name and address… no one in Australia would ever ask a random for their address because it’s just assumed it won’t be given.
You have become one of my favourite auditors in the UK. Your pleasant demeanor and simpleton act (still on the fence if it is an act) is a breath of fresh air with all the thugish auditors around, who operate in groups.
Brilliant,loving the metal detector part,adds more confusion for security,i was crying with laughter,top man ,id lo ve to see you at my brothers garage where he works,nice grumpy bosses would hit the roof,well done one of your best😂❤ it
How you dont laugh ill never know ,on par with my favs laurel and hardy,as another guy said you should have a tv show but i guess then everyone would know about it and you wouldnt be able to do no more,ps love the way your bike just gets dumped on the grass as well quality
What’s that for? I’m detecting, What? I’m detecting, detecting? Yeh detecting 🤣🤣 Turning up with a metal detector and scanning their steps 🤣🤣 pure comedy gold. I think you got just about every gag apart from the toilet in there 🤣🤣 Watched it twice and it’s even better the second time. Keep em coming PA 👍
Yes, harassing people who are trying to earn a wage so strangers online can mock and ridicule them is comedy gold. Why don't you offer your familys work address so he can mock them for youtube views as well? Comedy gold!
This had me in stitches with the metal detector… best one yet..
And his spade🤣🤣🤣! That security guard didn’t know what to make of it!
@@lisar9507 oh yeah I no … the entertainment valuation of this is 👌🏻
"Can I have your name and address?"....... "Are you going to write me a letter ?" 🤣🤣🤣 Top quality all the way through.
😂😂
Might want to be a pen pal.😅
Give me names and address!
No, as I’m personally not in the habit of exchanging Christmas cards anymore.
Hahaha
"I've got my spade and metal detector" 😮. Can't beat PA 😂 👏👏
😂🤣🎖️💡🧠
😂😂
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It's new prop ..... 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Incredibly funny . One of the very best . All the usual , plus a metal detector . Classic comedy . Well done P.A .
Thank you 👍
Pure class 😁😀😉
Oh man pure audits gets better and better...this man is youtubes solo genius with audits...the ali g of audits...brilliant.. tv quality..just spectacular. 😂🙏🙏🙏
Thank you 👍
It's interesting, isn't it .. People are interested
@@PureAuditsdefinitely 1 of my favorite auditors
You think he wants to go on the TV. Nahhh, he's not going on the TV.
It's for You Tube.
I love your act, absolute genius.
It's an act?
@@tirokopita A brilliant one, yes, undetectable by people who are a bit thick.
😂@@tirokopita
Doing a bit of our Reggie Photo with the gadgets, brilliant. I've got me Spade with me, more catchphrases , keep them coming.
Reggie's measuring wheel, and his scrap of perspex! "It's fully transparent"
haha the metal detector is ingenious! Spit my coffee out laughing when i saw that fantastic device! We gotta have it in more videos 😝
The British sence of humour is brilliant, comedy gold 🥇😂
Everywhere is 'sensitive' these days. Can't believe how many small companies waste money on security guards.
Well it’s probably only an average of 1.20 an hour in most cases
Fear is always good for business.
It's cheaper to pay them than the insurance cost without them!
Must be terrible to only be employed for that reason, without anyone bothering to train you to stop you humiliating yourself.
Insurance companies insist on it
Yep, everywhere has "highly sensitive material" (and from what I can tell they apparently leave it lying out in the open in the carpark where it can be seen with a drone), everywhere has some tenuous link to the government or the MOD or the RAF, even if its only supplying paint or office furniture ("we supply sausage rolls to Yorkshire Police's in-house cafe, so you can't film here").
It just gets better and better every time lmao 😂😂😂 so funny ❤❤❤.
The metal detector is a master stroke. "I've got my shovel with me"😂😂
Disclaimer: no precious metals were harmed in the making of this hilarious troll job 😂
😂 Ffs. Brilliant. Nearly spilt my coffee.Remlnds me of the comedian Lee Evans.
Brilliant 😅 that was the funniest thing I've seen for a long time.
Metal detector and spade 😂 Priceless! 👍🏼
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin drone 🤣
😂😂😂Oh dear. he's trodden in Monsieur's bucket.
Love it!
I love the way you just say yeah everytime they speak, it’s so funny and they just don’t get what you’re doing! 🤣🤣👊
When he said "we have some equipment that's extremely sensitive." I thought you were going to say "Oh I won't upset it."😂
🤣🤣🤣
When you think of it, a metal detector is a highly sensitive piece of equipment.
The poor chap was so polite dealing with what appears to be a "confused" member of the public. Brilliant!! Nice to see Phil Collins though!!
He blew a brain fuse when you mentioned “drone”
All we need now is a Reggie photo and pure audit collab…
PA: “it’s interesting isn’t it”
RP: “it’s fully transparent”
Don’t be like that 😙😂✅
Very funny one of the best. The metal detector was ingenious. Security guard completely bamboozled 😂😂
Pure has nailed this format…with his amusing patter and relaxed, innocent approach , for me he is our new number one. Love his one liners and this one is one of his best, getting all the classics in, and some new gems
The only sensitive thing there is the bloke in the polo shirt! Part of the "Love To Say No" crew.
In all my life working for a living in many industries , until recently companies operated efficiently without having gangs of thugs masquerading as security
Please get some merch with "Ive got my zoom camera" and "I've got an application" on it. 😂
I'd buy one
I'd quite like a "WAFER THIN" t shirt!
@@Jobriz84 😂😂👌🏼
"You think I'm coming in" on the front and "I'm not coming in" on the back
I was thinking the same thing lol
I've got a camera and a metal detector and a spade and an app, PA I have not laughed at anything so funny for such a long time. You are such a tease, and I thought that Reggie was good, but this one beats his any day. The look on the guys face was priceless he didn't know what to do. The second guy was wasting his time and should have gone back in. Told you I couldn't wait for this video, Brilliant .
Thank you 👍
Sooty does not agree with you Haha
Got all the catchphrases in there PA brilliant as always
I like the spade and metal detector. That really baffled the guy.
Metal detection is genius 😂😂😂
Priceless 💯
Well done Aker Solutions for handling the situation politely and sensitively. Credit too to Llewelyn who was also very professional. One of the highest scoring audits I've ever seen. Think I'll leave them a nice positive review on Google considering the contrast with PA's audit of ABLE last week.
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"I Need Your Name And Address!"
Yeah, jog-on mate...
Well.
1 change your name by deed poll.
2 buy my house off me then.
There, you now have my name and address.😅
ooh my, that gift that just keeps on giving
The metal detector is going to cause a stir. Genius.
Think we had every catchphrase included in this video, can't beat it. Haven't finished it all yet, but surely you need to use their toilet? 😮😮😮😮
Haha I love his catch phrases 😂
Truly love your videos Sir!
Thank you 👍
You are fast becoming my favourite auditor. So excited to show him your metal detector he reaaally wanted to know how it worked but he was bashful
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A metal detector... Ffs it's a wind up... The sooner these companys wise up and say crack on, instead of confronting the sooner we end up with no content...
I've got my zoom camera. I'm not coming in, I'm going over the top but I've got an app 😂😂 legendary
You thought he was coming in.
It's interesting!
Oh the spade and digging! 😂😂😂Not to mention giving the security man the once over with the detector! 😂😂vThe security man straight in and out of the revolving door! 😂
Love your videos! Pure funny! 😂
Thank You 👍
I've got my spade. LMAO. Love it. Looking forward to the next detecting adventure 🤣🤣
I thoroughly enjoy Pure Audits unique style and subtle humour. I would really like to see him do some Audits with Reggie Photo as the two of them would be simply hilarious….
🤣🤣if only you had an app PA.
Brilliantly funny as always, thank you.
Ahah adding a metal detector is brilliant, should get a lot of laughs.
I thought he was going to get on his knees and beg you to get on your bike and leave. Then we gotta call him Yoyo in and out, in and out. He was precious!!!!!!! Thanks again PA.
Pure you are brilliant winding these people up. 😊😊😊😊
My Gosh mate....... Ive been down in dumps after major operation....... You are getting greater with these videos...... I was creased up laughing when you got metal detector out bloody... Brilliant. Keep up the great work. Loved it. 😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂😂
Thank You 👍
Just when I thought you couldn't get any funnier, "I've got a metal detector"
“Mr. burglar” 😂
You are The Best, we all need a laugh sometimes and you don't disappoint PA!
Thank you - And thanks for your membership 😀
The metal detector has to be a joke lol
No precious metal no flying no video, they were just negative people
They should lock themselves in a dark room then 😁🍻
Spade & metal detector and proceeds to point it at his metal chain…’BEEP’ 🤣🤣
Yes, been waiting to get my Pure fix!
Best yet pure. What a giggle. You out Reggie'd Reggie. He would be pround lad
Thank you 😀
Why do people in the UK ask for someone’s name and address… no one in Australia would ever ask a random for their address because it’s just assumed it won’t be given.
“I’m going to start digging if I find it” 😂
Pure pleasantness is very disarming
I’m going to start digging. Now that’s funny
You have become one of my favourite auditors in the UK. Your pleasant demeanor and simpleton act (still on the fence if it is an act) is a breath of fresh air with all the thugish auditors around, who operate in groups.
Thank you 😀
Brilliant,loving the metal detector part,adds more confusion for security,i was crying with laughter,top man ,id lo ve to see you at my brothers garage where he works,nice grumpy bosses would hit the roof,well done one of your best😂❤ it
Thank you 😀
How you dont laugh ill never know ,on par with my favs laurel and hardy,as another guy said you should have a tv show but i guess then everyone would know about it and you wouldnt be able to do no more,ps love the way your bike just gets dumped on the grass as well quality
These are the day's of our lives, Freddie. If you could put time in a bottle, Jim.
Security must be on minimum wage as yet again not British
Great work again.
Pure Audits. you are a genius with your wording. this video seriously funny and very entertaining well done to you. 👏
“Are you going to film anywhere else?” “Can you recommend somewhere?” 🤣🤣🤣
That poor foreign fella i felt sorry for him he really didn’t need you turning up 😂😂 so funny better than tv comedy.
Latest brilliant vid by the master of auditing hehe💯
Keep em coming 😀
Thank you - you are very kind - I will use your donation to buy lunch when I’m next out. Thank you 🙏
Ive worked in Akers, very good company, they have creches, gyms, and resturants in their offices.👍
Any limited company making false statements to a member of the public should be subject to mandatory fines
Brilliant comedy overtaking DJ and AB as my favourite
Thank you! 😀
PA is hilarious 😂 😂😂
Funny as anything what your gonna bring next 😅😅😅😅 ha ha
That is the best video yet...a metal detector!!On your headstone it will read 'I've got an app'!
Thank you 😀
Zoom camera, wafer thin drone, now metal detector…what will come next?…Looking for water with a Y shaped twig? 😂
What's the best way to case a joint? Work for the security.......😎
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lol you are the best ...lol awesome man🤣
I’ve not seen the detector before… that’s so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ive got an app i love how you get them all confused with your chat .😊
Oh. I've got an app too. Which one have you got??
Hahahahaha haha hahahaha what are You detecting? Precious Metals... Hahahaha haha. That is so funny... Hahahaha hahaha... Good job...
Love your content, music with drone footage is perfect, thank you sir for educating us
Hook, line and sinker! PA going a little bit Reggie Photo here. Ignorant fool detector working perfectly.
What’s that for? I’m detecting, What? I’m detecting, detecting? Yeh detecting 🤣🤣
Turning up with a metal detector and scanning their steps 🤣🤣 pure comedy gold. I think you got just about every gag apart from the toilet in there 🤣🤣
Watched it twice and it’s even better the second time.
Keep em coming PA 👍
Yes, harassing people who are trying to earn a wage so strangers online can mock and ridicule them is comedy gold. Why don't you offer your familys work address so he can mock them for youtube views as well? Comedy gold!
Thank you 😀
@@Cocogomezyour da’ pumps dugs 🐕 mate.
@@Hrossey Your da's in jail for looting Greggs during the riots last week.
@@Cocogomezhaha saddo, keep watchin’
This is definitely one of your best I’ve got my detector & spade 😂😂😂😂
So funny when you were detecting HIM! 😂😂😂
Pure Audits move up another level one of the best😀😀😀😀😀
Thank you 😀
You found Precious Metals, your Bicycle.
8:37 , i can't give you any private information 😂 after asking you five times for your name and address 😂😂
Fabulous ….. loving your work 😊
Thank you 😀
7:32 _'You want to send me a letter?'_ 🤣
Perhaps he's Father Christmas!
That was hilarious. The interaction was worthy of comedy gold.
Thank you 😀
I'm just here, doing a pure audit. Fantastic.
hahahahaha metal detector - comedy gold
A metal detector! That's different! haha! Perhaps you can rock up in a full hazmat suit, next time, and be testing for radiation levels.
Comedy Gold 🥇🥇🥇
I’m going to start digging if I detect something. You made my day.😂😂
6:54 You and your apps PA, you phone must be in some pain!
That digging for precious metals bit has to be the funniest audit 'technique' I've seen.
Thank you 😀