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  • 1993's Jurassic Park was an incredible cinematic experience both for the time and now. Combining the best of old school monster movie making with cutting edge CGI and blending those elements with a compelling narrative and characters it's considered one of Steven Spielberg's best and also one of the great blockbusters of all time. Mason doesn't really like it though. Anyways thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.
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  • @Kango234
    @Kango234 2 роки тому +2564

    Mason's being a real Jurassic Snark.

    • @will_2024
      @will_2024 2 роки тому +38

      Yes, very good

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 2 роки тому +45

      Got him!

    • @hig9521
      @hig9521 2 роки тому +76

      Don’t call him out like that, you’re being a bit of a Jurassic narc

    • @alexjames2264
      @alexjames2264 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @shelsilverstein7436
      @shelsilverstein7436 2 роки тому +29

      it’s a right ol’ Jurassic Lark

  • @LeonHorsman
    @LeonHorsman 2 роки тому +3135

    Part of me respects the fact that Mason refuses to back down on what may very well be the worst take in the history of cinema.

    • @MK-gv1wd
      @MK-gv1wd 2 роки тому +202

      My worst take in the history of cinema is that all the Star Wars movies are of roughly the same quality. Not sure which one of us is worse. Lol.

    • @YyColt45Yy
      @YyColt45Yy 2 роки тому +111

      @@MK-gv1wd based opinion and objectively correct.

    • @basilciccone1679
      @basilciccone1679 2 роки тому +31

      @@MK-gv1wd hey, you’re right.

    • @UselessFeature
      @UselessFeature 2 роки тому +49

      He'll change his stance once he sees Jurassic Park 3

    • @deveshsood6087
      @deveshsood6087 2 роки тому +32

      2nd worst take. The Lion King one is still worse

  • @the_joend8439
    @the_joend8439 2 роки тому +562

    "And then like eight blokes just being like THIS IS FUCKED."
    James aptly describes pretty much every job i've ever worked at.

    • @hheinous
      @hheinous Рік тому +10

      FOR REAL. Ingen is a perfect example of every administration that ignores the pleas of the wage workers.

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV 2 роки тому +530

    Definitely the most iconic line in this film full of iconic lines:
    "I'm the greatest showman! I'm Huge Jackman!" - John Hammond, Jurassic Park (1993)

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 роки тому +711

    James and Mason were so preoccupied with whether they could be snarky about Jurassic Park, they didn't stop to think if they should.

    • @mourad505
      @mourad505 2 роки тому +21

      **awkward, sleazy, gum-chewing Jeff Goldblum laugh**

    • @deathraygonzo6339
      @deathraygonzo6339 2 роки тому +16

      They, uh, find a way.

    • @charliericker274
      @charliericker274 Рік тому +2

      That line has become a bit of a meme, but after recently reading the book, it's explained a lot more and it's actually quite a good point. In fact the character of Malcom in the book comes of as way smarter and less of a creep. He is described as a bit of the academia version of a rock star, but he is also the smartest guy in the room at any point in the book, by a large margin.
      Highly reccomend the book, it's actually quite a fun read and has enough differences from the movie to make it a pretty much seperate story. The movie is more of an alternate take on the idea rather than a book to movie adaptation. The characters and general plot is shared but the specifics are very different and the story is told in a different way.

  • @mitchellhedden1978
    @mitchellhedden1978 2 роки тому +1594

    James is right, not feeling like you’re paid enough is a fine reason to commit horrible crimes.

    • @mrsundaymovies
      @mrsundaymovies  2 роки тому +760

      THANK YOU

    • @MK-gv1wd
      @MK-gv1wd 2 роки тому +151

      Hahahahahaha. As I get older and work longer, I’m like “I get it, Nedry. I GET IT.”

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому

      yeah, that's all good and all until you get caught then thrown in jail. then your dumb ass will be in a cell thinking "huh, maybe I should have just toughened up and not whined about pay"

    • @alexb151
      @alexb151 2 роки тому +54

      Who knew Jurassic park series were such pro union movies haha

    • @Kango234
      @Kango234 2 роки тому +58

      @@MK-gv1wd It reminds me of how people say that you like SpongeBob as a kid, but as you get older you realize Squidward is almost too relatable.

  • @Styrophoamicus
    @Styrophoamicus 2 роки тому +405

    I never considered the idea that the misspelled dinosaur names was a deliberate nod to the park being carelessly built. Way to tie in a nearly-30-year-old goof with one of the main themes of the movie!

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 роки тому +20

      I think James' mind just automatically fills these holes in because he's done that with many franchises including the Star Wars prequels and Bond films.

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 2 роки тому +12

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep to be fair, the James Bond movies don't have much consistent lore in the first place.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 роки тому +7

      @@kevinm5940 Well, except the new ones, which I love about them

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 2 роки тому +158

    "What if we put a Margaritaville in?" is the best synopsis of the Jurassic World trilogy.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 2 роки тому +3

      "What if we made it terible? Oh! And annoying kids, everyone loved that in the other Jurrasic Park movies!"

    • @ry_jayy
      @ry_jayy 2 роки тому +9

      I mean if that park existed in real life today, the way it's depicted in the movie is *EXACTLY* how it would be. Big name brands and chains out the wazoo. I have no problem whatsoever with how the park is depicted in Jurassic World because....yeah, that's literally what it would be like if it was a real thing in the 21st century.

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 2 роки тому +6

      @@ry_jayy the park's management completely throwing scientific accuracy out the window, in favor of making the dinosaurs more 'cool' and dramatic, until they just look like monsters, is a great idea too. They don't really do much with it though.

    • @cameronwilsey9334
      @cameronwilsey9334 11 місяців тому

      ​@@kevinm5940their attempt to freshen up dinosaurs was to make a sickly looking T-Rex

  • @chrissullivan6572
    @chrissullivan6572 2 роки тому +784

    The idea that this MASTERPIECE isn't way better than JP3 is insane, Mason

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому +43

      I mean, I love jp3 the most out of the rest of the films, but even I know that's cap

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 2 роки тому +30

      You’re forgetting that JP3 came out in the 2000’s, so that means it’s not bad anymore

    • @mattrobinson1427
      @mattrobinson1427 2 роки тому +34

      @@blyat8832 the talking rapter on the plane could be the highlight of the franchise!

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 2 роки тому +7

      @@blyat8832
      It was the first JP I watched as a kid so it’s always been my favorite.

    • @Fribeepig
      @Fribeepig 2 роки тому +3

      I love jp3 I have no idea why, but I adore it

  • @DARKWun1984
    @DARKWun1984 2 роки тому +115

    It actually turns out "Kurt Russell" was the name of Walt Disney's little sled as a child

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 2 роки тому +8

      EPKROT, Experimental Prototype Kurt Russell Of Tomorrow

    • @thisisnotrue
      @thisisnotrue 2 роки тому +4

      HAHAHAHAHA

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 2 роки тому +56

    "There's like a lot of scientists and then 8 blokes just being like THIS IS FUCKED!"
    Jurassic Park IS a start-up, so only having a couple of over worked under paid programmers checks out...

  • @hunner4265
    @hunner4265 2 роки тому +87

    That really was a sad moment. When Walt Disney, on his deathbed, got out a piece of paper and scribbled "Now announcing Kurt Russell as Ego the Living Planet" before fucking dying

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 2 роки тому +439

    The screen presence of Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeff Goldblum and Wayne Knight just burns off the screen.
    Amazing how fun and iconic Samuel L. Jackson and Wayne Knight can make sitting in offices typing on early 90s computers.

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 2 роки тому +25

      The cigarette hanging off the lip of Sam Jackson is so iconic.

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 2 роки тому +10

      the movie where Sam Neill was not the Devil!

  • @iamdylanavery
    @iamdylanavery 2 роки тому +62

    James Cameron's pitch for Jurassic Park was writing Jura$$ic Park on a whiteboard

  • @ItsAVolcano
    @ItsAVolcano 2 роки тому +42

    7:00 point of contention, that is a *real* system being used for the parks that existed at the time. It was a kind of experimental 3D proto-VR UNIX system navigator that had recently been developed. And yes, it was ludicrously inefficient and a huge processing hog that made it rather unpopular.
    As an aside the brand new nature of it also lends credence to the idea that a little girl obsessed with computers would know about it but a senior programmer would have no idea how to work it. As a further bonus this also lends credence that Hammond really did pay enough for a good computer system for the park, but Ned fucked it all up by using such an ineffective setup.

    • @SubterrelProspector
      @SubterrelProspector 2 роки тому +8

      People complain all the time about things in older movies they think are fake but were actually real or based on something real.

    • @TWiTCH757
      @TWiTCH757 2 роки тому +2

      It was called fsn and was developed for SGI computers running IRIX.

  • @ctop
    @ctop 2 роки тому +134

    Ok cool, but when are you guys going to cover Billy and the Cloneasaurus?

    • @sbaltys
      @sbaltys 2 роки тому +6

      Good point. Why didn't this cultural landmark project come up in their discussion?!

    • @philcorrigan5641
      @philcorrigan5641 2 роки тому +17

      They also need to do that Keanu Reeves classic, The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 роки тому +3

      Or the Brad Pitt classic. Meet Joe Blow.

    • @theDingbat
      @theDingbat 2 роки тому +5

      Similarly we all await the hotly anticipated Xmas special featuring that Grinchy little character Who tries to Steal Christmas…
      The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t But Then Was Again

    • @kevincoleman2092
      @kevincoleman2092 2 роки тому +4

      oh you've got to be kidding me. First they take an idea that's already been done, then they give it a name that nobody could possibly like.

  • @Valihir
    @Valihir 2 роки тому +75

    Thank you James for saying nedry isn't a villian in the book it's very realistic that he'd do that and Hammond is a terrible man in the book he said he could use his tech to cure cancer but he won't because he wouldn't be able to charge what he wants for it

  • @dustintirey6122
    @dustintirey6122 2 роки тому +219

    So Sam Jackson lost an arm in this movie, via a scary dinosaur. Sam Jackson also lost an arm in your last Caravan of Garbage via a scary Jedi/Sith! Which I'm sure was done on purpose and has nothing to do with the fact a new Jurassic Park movie is around the corner. It's all related! Brilliant work you two!!!

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 роки тому +3

      Sam Jackson actually insists that Arnold survived.

    • @Morgil27
      @Morgil27 2 роки тому +10

      @@HiperPivociarz seeing as he wasn't on the escape helicopter, that would mean they abandoned him to fend for himself on the island.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 роки тому +5

      @@Morgil27 I gotta be honest, I was totally lying as a joke, making a reference to him insisting Mace Windu is alive. But then they said in the video he really did say that.

    • @bbreimm
      @bbreimm 2 роки тому +8

      Sooo, you're saying a spin-off show where Sam Jackson's two lost arms do high-fives, gang signs and solve mysteries together?

    • @rafi3341
      @rafi3341 2 роки тому

      @@bbreimm I would watch.

  • @matthewmartinbooksbymatthe7193
    @matthewmartinbooksbymatthe7193 2 роки тому +177

    The best thing about Jurassic Park, imo, is that the first half is a fun, sci-fi adventure and the second half is a thrilling sci-fi horror, and that changeover happens at EXACTLY the halfway point of the movie, right as the power is killed and the water in the cup starts to ripple before the T-Rex attack.
    Even the initial trailer splits things right down the middle, where the first half has the big shots, the wonder, the sweeping spectacle of dinosaurs brought to life, all set to Williams happy music and then, very subtly, right as the T-Rex water ripple scene is shown, the music shifts to something moody and dramatic, and the trailer is edited faster, the shots are darker, and it teases a horror movie.
    Absolutely brilliant.

    • @sourcersupreme7349
      @sourcersupreme7349 Рік тому

      Kathleen Kennedy is the best example of putting the worst person in a place of power because she knows the right people… she is like that politician that never goes away and scratches and claws her way to the top

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 2 роки тому +75

    It is easy to forget how much better this looked than any other dinosaur movie before it. Now, we're spoiled, but before this, dinosaurs in movies were mostly ruled by style and willingness to suspend disbelief.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 2 роки тому +9

      Still think Dinosaurs on screen have never looked better, especially the escape scene

  • @JohnStratman
    @JohnStratman 2 роки тому +70

    The Barbasol can is a major MacGuffin in Jurassic Park: The TellTale game. It’s kind of underwhelming game, but in retrospect I guess it’s about the same quality as The Lost World. Which according to Mason, is about as good as the rest of the movies.

  • @CactusJackIV
    @CactusJackIV 2 роки тому +27

    "Hold onto your butts." One of the greatest lines in Movie History.

  • @StevenRichter
    @StevenRichter 2 роки тому +193

    Mason lost me with his terrible hot-take and then completely redeemed himself with the "Phil Tippett-toes" joke. What a rollercoaster.

  • @edwardfranklin4467
    @edwardfranklin4467 Рік тому +33

    This film inspired me to become a palaeontologist. I now have a masters in palaeontology, on the evolution of fossil horse feet.

    • @MagicAccent
      @MagicAccent 7 місяців тому +4

      Because it behoofs you eh?

  • @Stephano217
    @Stephano217 2 роки тому +186

    I don't really gatekeep anything. Anyone is allowed to like or dislike whatever media they want. I think people gatekeep a lot of stuff that is good at best (the Raimi trilogy and the star wars prequels namely) but Jurassic Park is genuinely as close to cinematic perfection as we've ever gotten. The characters are extremely tight and stick to the theme of Progress vs classical ways. That theme and the characters that uphold it are constantly being challenged. Ian challenges both Grant and Hammond. The kids challenge Grant, while Ellie, Ray, and Muldoon, challenge Hammond. No one is wasted. The rivaling mentalities of Grant's immovable fear of the future, as he's bad with tech and doesn't like kids (the future), clashes with Hammonds 'blind progress at all costs' mentality. Shortcuts are fine as long as we pursue progress! And by the end neither character is a villain and they both learn to meet in the middle. Hammond learns to curb his hubris from Ellie in the restaurant and Grant trusts Lex to be the one to save the day, a girl, a kid, and a tech savvy one is the ultimate hero, not the grizzled white man of 40.
    There are no wasted scenes in this film, everything even Grant fumbling with the seat belts has purpose! Note he had two female seat belt parts that don't traditionally click, but he tied them together to achieve the same result. Direct imagery of two females and life finding a way in the first 20 minutes of the film.
    This movie is absolute art and Mason is an irredeemable dunce for not recognizing that. (obviously a joke, Maso you're fine, I just wanted to gush about a movie I love)

    • @ddddd9665
      @ddddd9665 2 роки тому +10

      Well said friend m. I agree 110%

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 2 роки тому +7

      Sad that I immediately think of the three Spider-man movies than the Evil Dead trilogy when someone says "Raimi trilogy". 2 Evil Dead's are great, third is kind of ehh, 2 Spider-man films are great, third one is kind of ehh.
      Both kick the crap out of the Prequels. I still swear to this day that Attack of the Clones isn't a movie, it's a two and a half hour ad for Revenge of the Sith.... while the Phantom Menace is a two hour plus toy commercial. "Roger roger"- best dialogue from the first movie.

    • @DeepMoon45
      @DeepMoon45 2 роки тому +4

      Whilst I agree with absolutely everything you've said on Jurassic Park, one of my absolute faves, I don't agree on the Raimi films being "good at best", I understand the first and third, despite my love for them, to an extent but the second film deserves the recognition. I feel the fanbase does go well overboard with how gatekeepy they can be about it, for sure, but SM2 is a genuinely well crafted film in so many ways that I understand why so many react that way towards it and it saddens me to still see a tonne of people say otherwise despite understanding everyone has differing opinions.

    • @peeko_luxx2873
      @peeko_luxx2873 2 роки тому +1

      I agree completely. The books, despite what some may think, were fantastic reads at the time. Have went back and re-read Jurassic park and lost world a few times throughout the years. The film, however changed a few scenes and key moments, still felt fresh and rehashed in a way that the changes, felt welcomed. I still enjoy Jurassic Park the movie as well, to this day. Cheers

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 2 роки тому +4

      I think people put more thought into this movie than the creators did.

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 2 роки тому +104

    I cannot put into words how much the original Jurassic Park means to me. I was actually a huge dinosaur nerd since aorund 1991 (when I was 5-6), so seeing realistic, "real" dinosaurs in a movie was like a revelation. I was too young to see it in cinema, but my parents knew how much I loved dinosaurs, they bought the VHS as soon as it was available. I will never forget the evening where my parents, and me and my younger brother watched the film together. We were all at the edge of our seat. It was better than going to the movies. It was a special experience.
    I loved the movie so much, that on my 9th birthday I had to show it to my friends, who were not allowed to watch that movie (in my country it was rated 12+). It went so far that when their parents came to pick them up, they were upset at my parents that they let them watch the film hahaha.

    • @edf7135
      @edf7135 2 роки тому +2

      As someone born around 10 years after it came out I completely agree with you. I remember my mum putting this film on and being slightly traumatised but also amazed.

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 2 роки тому +2

      I find it sad that Jurassic World never made the same effort to make its dinosaur reconstructions up to date, save with the pterosaur Quetzalcoatlus now in Dominion ( they even made the hands point to the animal's side when it stands on the ground. That is how they were actually positioned in life ). In replicating the JP dinosaurs, they failed to replicate what made them so wonderful in the first place.

    • @rasslinreads5666
      @rasslinreads5666 2 роки тому +1

      MAN! I can relate. I was around 5 or 6 when I first seen the movie and I had a JP tent that I would hide in during the scary bits 😂 Still one of my favorite movies to this day (in my 30s)the new films failed to capture the magic and I must admit the nostalgia bug bit me pretty hard with Jurassic World 2015 it was 25 years later on a movie I absolutely adored as a kid and still do so I went to the theaters to see it. Thought I’d was great until the nostalgia wore off and I just felt empty . Anyhoo hopefully this new one is better and I don’t fall for the nostalgia bait again… I probably will though 😂

    • @reaver11122
      @reaver11122 Місяць тому

      I watched it so many times as a kid, that I kind of forgot it's basically a horror film. The first time I showed it to my girlfriend (who is Chinese and had never seen it) it was like a whole new experience

  • @oscarmccormack1611
    @oscarmccormack1611 2 роки тому +210

    Joining his take on "The Lion King", this is a fun addition to the series of "Mason is completely wrong and will never back down from his bad opinions" videos.

    • @nick_j3831
      @nick_j3831 8 місяців тому

      The lion king is so just mid

  • @thorthorsen1259
    @thorthorsen1259 2 роки тому +72

    The T-Rex roar still gives me goosebumps.
    Also, could you ever imagine a raptor not sounding like in Jurassic Park? If you went back in time and actually heared a raptor you'd just say it's fake.

    • @austintrousdale2397
      @austintrousdale2397 2 роки тому +4

      It’d probably sound like a big crow, only dumber 🤪

    • @Elcapitaan5
      @Elcapitaan5 2 роки тому

      Funnily enough they were much smaller than in the movie,in fact the Raptors in the movie are based on Deinonychus,but i am guessing they didn't think the name popped.

    • @ashdonn2385
      @ashdonn2385 2 роки тому

      Trex raw was made using a mixture of 3 animals crocodile lion and an elephant

    • @zacharyturner2944
      @zacharyturner2944 Рік тому +2

      @@Elcapitaan5 Wow that’s exactly what they said in the video. Good job 👍🏻

    • @Elcapitaan5
      @Elcapitaan5 Рік тому

      @@zacharyturner2944 Wow,you enjoy belittling strangers on the internet. I didn't watch the whole video,sue me. Also i was replying to the op who seemed not to know this,though i did it without belittling them,you should try it.

  • @artness
    @artness 2 роки тому +85

    The Barbasol can reoccurs in the Telltale Jurassic Park game as a MacGuffin. I think the reason it didn't reoccur in any of the films is because, as stated in this movie, it only has enough coolant inside to preserve the embryos for 36 hours (just long enough to get the embryos back to the mainland and put into more permanent storage). So you'd have to set the plot of whatever sequel(s) immediately in the wake of the first film (as the Telltale game does), which I don't think appealed to Spielberg as it limited the locations and situations.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 роки тому +12

      We have Dodgson here.

    • @AnnDVine
      @AnnDVine 2 роки тому +2

      Spielberg wanted it to be in the sequel. Michael Crichton just didn't write it into the book at all.

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 2 роки тому +6

      But it got buried in mud, Justin! If films have taught me anything, it's that mud has infinitely insulating properties! Predator couldn't even see through mud and he's an aliem!
      But no, it's only been an enduring myth because it was so obviously intended as sequelbait that never paid off, but realistically it wouldn't make any kind of sense. You wouldn't have to set the actual film as a direct temporal sequel though, just throw in the callback as being the genesis of whatever is going on years later so we all clap when we see it. Honestly, I won't be shocked if it _does_ make some kind of appearance in the new movie.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 роки тому +8

      I liked the idea that the big macguffin that he risked his life for was just dropped in the mud and lost forever. A nice commentary on the futility of human endeavor, and whatnot. The idea that it was really meant to be an ongoing story element is by comparison depressingly mundane.

    • @RusianSpy
      @RusianSpy 2 роки тому

      I'm glad someone brought up the game, I was hoping they would, but I understand it flying under their radar.

  • @jeynarl
    @jeynarl 2 роки тому +21

    Jeff Goldblum’s character arc between this movie and the second one is very interesting. Goes from a jokester trying to cope with the trauma in the first movie, to PTSD in the second movie being the only guy who knows dinos are a bad idea and getting roped into going back because everyone ignores him.

    • @clamcrewcarclub6017
      @clamcrewcarclub6017 Рік тому +2

      He only went back because Hammond sent his girlfriend there and she didnt even bother telling him when she got there. Poor Ian lmao Grant only went back for $$$$$$

  • @josephfitzpatrick4716
    @josephfitzpatrick4716 2 роки тому +56

    Phil Tippett had one job, ONE JOB, for the movie "Jurassic Park." He was the "Dinosaur Supervisor," but if you've seen the film, dinosaurs were clearly not supervised very well

    • @deathraygonzo6339
      @deathraygonzo6339 2 роки тому +7

      Well why don't you try to contain huge rampaging T-Rex!

  • @chrisw6164
    @chrisw6164 2 роки тому +22

    I’ve always been impressed with John Williams use of the kazoo for the score.

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 2 роки тому +134

    Mason: *doesn’t really think Jurassic Park is that good*
    Humanity: We’re gonna stop you right there.

    • @handdrawnbink
      @handdrawnbink 2 роки тому +6

      We've found the 'patient zero' edgelord... Mason is their king.

  • @High_Key
    @High_Key 2 роки тому +44

    Ok in hindsight, seeing Alan continuously trolling children is actually really funny. Especially when you guys do a super cut lol

  • @bbloomfield6497
    @bbloomfield6497 2 роки тому +26

    In my little Australian town, Jurassic Park was the only film to have been screened at the town hall in the last 30 years.
    It was far from a cinema experience, but someone went to a lot of effort to arrange that showing back in the school holidays of 1993. That and knowing there was a stainless steel kitchen in the next room while watching the raptors in a similar kitchen make it a pretty unique experience.

  • @thehikingviking2049
    @thehikingviking2049 2 роки тому +74

    I respect Mason's brilliant move of having the single worst take in movie review history for the sole purpose of pumping up the comment section in order to appease the algorithm. I see you.

  • @kingfield99
    @kingfield99 2 роки тому +12

    I love Hugo Weaving and Meg Ryan's performances in this movie.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 роки тому +11

    Four Samuel L. Jackson movies in a row!

    • @Movypro23
      @Movypro23 2 роки тому

      The man does a lot of muthaf***in movies 😁

  • @callumhole1851
    @callumhole1851 2 роки тому +10

    The Riddick films would be great for this series. Lots of interesting things to talk about both good and bad.

  • @Pieceoreece
    @Pieceoreece 2 роки тому +8

    Phil Tippet is an actual genius; He's been working for years on a film called Mad God that's just pure tone porn.

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 2 роки тому +13

    10:04 Ayy glad to see Dino Thunder and I'm still in awe of how beautiful the practical and CGI looks in that movie

  • @NastierNate
    @NastierNate 2 роки тому +8

    Maso just shows up to every episode and chooses violence, and we love him for it.

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf 2 роки тому +6

    "Big Tim the human piece of toast" is my absolute favorite part/line from this movie. So ridiculous, so perfect.

  • @arashimiyazawa8165
    @arashimiyazawa8165 2 роки тому +9

    7:10 The flying through boxes is not a "Future computer" interface. It's an actual Unix build from back then called Irix.

    • @mss11235
      @mss11235 2 роки тому +1

      If so, the first programmers were a hilarious mix of geniuses, jokesters, and psychopaths.

  • @nickfield1569
    @nickfield1569 2 роки тому +7

    I love that Mason has no idea what's waiting for him in Jurassic Park III

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 2 роки тому +7

    Sound is underrated in this movie. The t Rex breaking the fence was so immensely improved by the sound.

  • @louisberry4403
    @louisberry4403 2 роки тому +26

    This film is everything a blockbuster should be. This is one of the best. Can't wait to see Sam, Laura, and Jeff back together in Dominion.

    • @clamcrewcarclub6017
      @clamcrewcarclub6017 Рік тому +1

      well that movie was garbage lmao im not even cynical I liked jurassic world, fallen kingdom was forgettable but fine, but dominion.....what the fuck hahahaha

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Рік тому +1

      Yeah...how did that work out for you.
      Such a let down on so many levels.

  • @moodson2
    @moodson2 2 роки тому +5

    The Shaving cream can actually shows up in the Jurrassic Park Telltale game. The same people who hired Nedry hired a group of Mercenaries to find Nedry and the can. Could be worth a video playing through the game.

  • @jimikrackorn
    @jimikrackorn 2 роки тому +15

    When ya need something to watch, The boys got you covered

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 роки тому +2

      Season 3 starts this week!!!

    • @RbkARI
      @RbkARI 2 роки тому +2

      @@anubusx Think they meant James and Mason lol

  • @xXNP4CNuclearXx
    @xXNP4CNuclearXx 2 роки тому +18

    My favorite part is when the T Rex said Its Morbin Time.

  • @cptanarchy7
    @cptanarchy7 2 роки тому +5

    That stuff that mason says at the beginning of the video about how all the jurassic park movies are of the same quality is exactly how I feel about star wars, all 3 trilogies.

  • @catlawyerwilldefendfortrea6038
    @catlawyerwilldefendfortrea6038 2 роки тому +3

    Kids: That's not how dinosaurs looked! These are inaccurate!
    John Hammond: Oh... okay *beats the dinosaurs to death with his cane. Points to the kid* You happy now?

  • @tomfiddzy1827
    @tomfiddzy1827 2 роки тому +4

    I am surprised they never mentioned the fact that the dinosaurs are only ever on screen for a grand total of about 15 minutes. And yet, still a brilliant movie.

  • @joezr952
    @joezr952 2 роки тому +3

    That mysterious island joke really got me, I was not expecting that

  • @kieran10202
    @kieran10202 2 роки тому +2

    The Barbasol Can does reappear in the Jurassic Park Telltale Game (which has a man knife fight a raptor and is therefore more valid than anything in camp cretaceous), where the canon ending has it stepped on and destroyed by the T Rex.

  • @JONNYSORENSEN_AU
    @JONNYSORENSEN_AU 2 роки тому +6

    Of all the jurassic park movies, this is certainly one of them. Saw it twice in the cinema in 1994, liked it so much left wanting more.

  • @angbald
    @angbald 2 роки тому +56

    This one stands above the rest for me. A lot of that is nostalgia I'm sure. I was 12 when it came by out. The John Williams score is another big factor. I got the cd from Columbia House and played it constantly.

    • @MysterClark
      @MysterClark 2 роки тому +2

      I'd have to agree. I'd say this one is easily the best out of all of them. I don't even remember the second Jurassic World movie and I have no plans to see the latest one. Which is really sad because I loved these movies when I was younger. They just lost that magic for me. And yes, as soon as I got a car that I could play CDs in I had the soundtrack going. It was extra fun when it was raining.

    • @SubterrelProspector
      @SubterrelProspector 2 роки тому

      Sure. But it's actually a great movie.

    • @jimjam7928
      @jimjam7928 2 роки тому +3

      It's not just nostalgia, it is a beyond a single doubt that not only is this the best film in the franchise, it's the only genuinely good one. The rest are superfluous retreads.

  • @spencermccreery2508
    @spencermccreery2508 2 роки тому +4

    I’m glad to hear that someone else also feels that Nedry isn’t a pure evil character. The book in particular has me thinking he was just a really poorly treated employee. They threaten him with blackmail and everything if he doesn’t complete the system or tries to quit it’s unbelievable.

  • @DrRipper19
    @DrRipper19 10 місяців тому +1

    That bit with the bolt cutters killed me

  • @migsmalone9391
    @migsmalone9391 2 роки тому +1

    “Life er, eh, um, finds a way” - Sir Ian Malcolm
    “Hold on to your butts” - Samuel L Jackson’s character
    “Please!?!?? I hate this jacket shit” - also Salmuel L Jackson’s character

  • @ultraokletsgo
    @ultraokletsgo 2 роки тому +19

    Surely Maso's old enough to have seen the impact of Jurassic Park at the time. The movie works on a few different levels, and the character development is fantastic, with Grant learning to adapt and overcome his aversion to children, becoming more family ready for Ellie, like you know, life finds a way.

    • @fffianist
      @fffianist 2 роки тому +2

      He probably doesn't factor in the number of "firsts" in a movie and only counts the number of "bests". For example, the dinosaur attack scenes in the 3 different movies he's seen are all similar levels of thrilling, so the 3 movies are similar quality

    • @manflabs5209
      @manflabs5209 2 роки тому

      Mason doesn't look a day over 25

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 роки тому +1

      Maso is joking, y'all.

    • @SaulGMV
      @SaulGMV 2 роки тому

      @@manflabs5209 or a different age

  • @horizon92lee
    @horizon92lee 2 роки тому +3

    Probably one of my most rewatched films

  • @starwarsnerd100
    @starwarsnerd100 2 роки тому +2

    Holy shit whoever edited this, you unlocked my memories of Power Ranger Dino Thunder.

  • @Heizenberg32
    @Heizenberg32 8 місяців тому +1

    21:34 Nedry had that Joker energy

  • @tuuperware
    @tuuperware 2 роки тому +3

    My heart dropped when I got the notification for this, not gonna lie.

  • @patgriffith9176
    @patgriffith9176 2 роки тому +5

    30 years later that t-rex scene gets me every time. I watch this movie a couple times a year and still get chills.

  • @MarvelManMike82
    @MarvelManMike82 2 роки тому +2

    Massive props to the editor (either Ben or Laurence) who sneaked in footage from Power Rangers: Dino Thunder! I was not expecting that. Respect.

  • @SamGuertin..
    @SamGuertin.. 2 роки тому +1

    Green trivia is my FAVORITE kind of trivia

  • @ImpExp
    @ImpExp 2 роки тому +4

    I absolutely love this series. On top of being both a hilarious and interesting style of review- it's also really informative. Watching the prequel reviews and then this has actually given me real insight into the production behind these movies which I had no clue about before. I'd say these reviews are always of equal quality, just like the Jurassic Park Franchise

  • @emilong
    @emilong 2 роки тому +13

    I would have loved to see James Cameron's Aliens take on Jurassic Park

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 2 роки тому +2

    omg THANK YOU! Somebody _finally_ mentioned that Kathleen Kennedy is actually one of the film industry's best all time Producers.
    She gets so much hate, because of some recent decisions concerning the Star Wars franchise, some people like to pin the bulk of their outrage on her. (there are multiple UA-cam channels dedicated to Kathleen Kennedy hate)
    When, if you look up her filmography, everything she's been involved with over the years, since "Jaws" in the late 1970's, it becomes pretty clear how many movies instrumental in the vast majority of our childhood nostalgia she's been either the Executive or just Producer for.
    You name the movie, from Back to the Future and Goonies to Forrest Gump, Stand by Me and Saving Private Ryan, if there's a particular film, (or film franchise,) that had a special effect or profound impact on you, growing up, odds are Kathleen Kennedys name will appear in the credits.
    She's been THAT instrumental in the production of quality American cinema for the last four decades now, and counting.
    Now, don't get me wrong, there's plenty I don't agree with in the latest installments of the Star Wars film franchise, in the latest trilogy of the "Skywalker Saga" in particular.
    But, my disappointment is a product of my own lofty, unrealistic, or unreasonable expectations, not the choices made by one single person at Lucasfilm.
    It's simply being made for another generation of fans, the ones with me in mind having been made already, decades ago.
    She isn't perfect, nobody is. But there's definitely a reason George Lucas chose her to carry forward his legacy.
    And her vast body of work through the years is an accomplishment that few others, (especially women,) can have any claim to, in the industry.
    Disagree with some of her most recent decisions or not, what she's accomplished up until now is simply undeniable.
    And she certainly doesn't deserve a fraction of the vitriol directed at her, not by a long shot.
    Full stop. ✌️

  • @BevansDesign
    @BevansDesign 2 роки тому +2

    I've gotta admit, I thought it was really cool that the JP novel had all the charts and diagrams. It actually taught me a lot about statistics, scientific analysis, population tracking, and so on. And you could skip over them if you wanted to (which I did the first time I read it in 6th grade, just before the movie came out).
    I'm a graphic designer (among other things) so I'm big on encouraging visualizations. Sometimes they're the most efficient way to get info across.

  • @davidanderson4748
    @davidanderson4748 2 роки тому +4

    Right as the movie was being released, they actually discovered a larger raptor species called the “Utah Raptor,” which were almost exactly like the Dinos in the movie.

  • @Jpipooly
    @Jpipooly 2 роки тому +12

    My favorite fact about this film, and I am frankly shocked that it wasn't mentioned, is that it was produced under the code name Blue Harvest

    • @hollandscottthomas
      @hollandscottthomas 2 роки тому +2

      That, and when Viggo Mortensen kicked the helmet he actually broke his toe so the scream is real.

    • @Jpipooly
      @Jpipooly 2 роки тому

      @@hollandscottthomas That inspiring and I am embarrassed for not having mentioned it.

    • @directorforplastic7929
      @directorforplastic7929 Рік тому

      @@hollandscottthomas yeah that scream where he screamed “BLUE HARVEST”

  • @romemarsh3367
    @romemarsh3367 2 роки тому +1

    I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNIZED "CLEVER GERL" AS AN ICONIC LINE. 😂🧡

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths3512 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact: I was once a nanny to a 2 1/2 year old. Her fave movies? The Sound of Music and Jurassic Park. TSoM fell a close second to the guy getting eaten on the toilet. This little girl absolutely loved that scene. She’d watch it for hours (if you let her), patiently rewinding the vhs to watch those few seconds on repeat.

  • @generalgrievous1401
    @generalgrievous1401 2 роки тому +4

    My favourite movie ever, finally on COG!!! Let's gooooo

  • @itsaidanjpg7233
    @itsaidanjpg7233 2 роки тому +3

    This movie is genuinely my favourite movie of all time, perfect storytelling, great cast, outstanding soundtrack, brilliant directing, and I even love the little mistakes and inaccuracies. I can't wait for the Lost World next week I think it's incredibly underrated! It has some amazing action set pieces, and a young Vince Vaughn! AND one of my favourite characters from the franchise: Roland Tembo played by the late great Pete Postlethwaite!

    • @dmolmalowski
      @dmolmalowski 2 роки тому

      >I think it's incredibly underrated!
      Same, lot of great scenes

  • @CybershamanX
    @CybershamanX 2 роки тому +1

    (11:03) They actually said something like "looks like we're extinct". Spielberg liked the sound of that and put it in the movie with Jeff Goldblum's character saying it. (Haven't finished the video, so this might be in the Dino-trivia section. 😉)

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 2 роки тому +2

    Just have to say that the visualization of Jeff Goldblums speech pattern was perfect and made me scare my cat from laughter.

  • @ymeyers6225
    @ymeyers6225 2 роки тому +4

    The Jurassic park telltale game would be real interesting for a caravan of garbage

  • @wmcarter6096
    @wmcarter6096 2 роки тому +7

    I love this movie. It is great. But I would LOVE to see a remake that is more closely in line with the book. The book is great. I think I've read it 4 or 5 times.

    • @smelge
      @smelge 2 роки тому

      I kind of agree. One of the standout parts for me is when they manage to regain control of the park again, start sorting the escaped dinosaurs out, then it all goes to shit because of a system flaw. You almost get redemption before it's yanked away again.

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello7917 Рік тому +1

    "Maybe Nedry could have gotten a different job, like at Microsoft??"
    "Probably would have been less dinosaurs...
    "Probably a similar number of trips to a mysterious island, though"
    *chef's kiss*

  • @FrankReynolds182
    @FrankReynolds182 2 роки тому +1

    I'm gonna be real: the Barbasol can in Jurassic Park may be the smartest product branding I've ever seen in a movie. They made their product an integral part of the movie and it never seemed forced. Like, I use Barbasol shaving cream as an adult because I saw that can in the movie as a kid, lol.

  • @Darroc
    @Darroc 2 роки тому +14

    The movie that inspired everyone to become a paleontologist until they realized the pay was terrible and you'd never be doing anything as cool as the movie portrayed

    • @CWargh63
      @CWargh63 2 роки тому

      How many archaeologists were spawned from Raiders? How big is Spielberg's revenue stream from institutions of higher learning for pumping up enrollment in low paying esoteric fields of employment?

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 2 роки тому +5

      That was literally plot point in the movie, Alan and Ellie accepted to visit the park because they were promised money.

  • @HOTD108_
    @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +3

    12:59 What movie is that stop motion monster from?

    • @vshazam
      @vshazam 2 роки тому +1

      Looks like Kubo and the Two Strings.
      Edit: yup, definitely Kubo. Just look for behind the scenes and that clip comes up. Pretty good movie.

  • @seanbell69
    @seanbell69 2 роки тому +1

    The idea of Mason blinking for every second a dinosaur is on-screen is very appealing

  • @UnrelatedAntonym
    @UnrelatedAntonym 3 місяці тому

    6:58 For anyone curious about the 3D file system: It is File System Navigatior (FSN) by Silicon Graphics for IRIX (a proprietary UNIX-based OS released in 1988). It was not Hollywood fluff, that was an actual file system viewer.

  • @CasualShinji
    @CasualShinji 2 роки тому +3

    Nedry would've been in so much trouble if he got away with it. He totally implicates himself with his hacker stunt. In the book he actually planned to get the barbasol can to a freezer on the ship and then head back to his work station.

    • @oneopinion6806
      @oneopinion6806 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe the pivot in the movie, and their comment on the fences not needing to be down, was Nedry trying to get everyone killed? I agree he's trying to sneak out and back in the book and that's why he rushes and crashes his vehicle...and then gets gruesomely killed.

    • @TwoPairSA
      @TwoPairSA 2 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure that's his plan in the movie too, he only plans for the fences to be out for 18 minutes which implies that either he's coming back or that he's set it to come back on automatically so he can't be implicated. The only reason people notice start to notice the problem is that he didn't realize (or care) that the fences were on the same circuit as the rides everyone was riding in, which left Grant & everyone else stranded in front of the T-Rex at the exact wrong time. Also for some reason he tries to do this all in the middle of a freakin' tropical storm, leading him to get lost, crash, and die. Presumably if he'd planned this out a little better (and/or if the kids/Grant/Sattler/Malcolm weren't outside when the fences went down) he would've/could've gotten away clean and made it back with everyone none the wiser.
      The only real question is if he's an idiot who didn't auto-time the fences to come back on after 18 minutes or if his little "secret word" bug messed up the fences further, which would make him an idiot _and_ an asshole.

    • @oneopinion6806
      @oneopinion6806 2 роки тому

      @@TwoPairSA It's been too long since I have seen the movie OR read the book to be sure one way or the other. I have this feeling like at least in the book the tropical storm was something Nedry used intentionally to help cover his tracks. But I'd say we could safely give him idiot to things non-computer along with asshole.

    • @EryxUK
      @EryxUK 2 роки тому

      Check out a YT channel called Legal Eagles. He does a review of all the laws broken in Jurassic Park

  • @OwentheKingofDudes
    @OwentheKingofDudes 2 роки тому +7

    "WHY IS THERE 8 STAFF?"
    Because all the dozens of other staff were non-essential, who were forced to evacuate to the mainland before that big storm took place. As explained in film.

    • @cowboyluigi5275
      @cowboyluigi5275 Рік тому

      as entertaining as these reviews are, sometimes it’s a bit irritating when they nitpick details that have canonical meaning.

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 Рік тому +1

    Now I'm fond of the idea of Hugo Weaving as Alan Grant. "Misssster Tyrannosaur..."

  • @thomasoldford4987
    @thomasoldford4987 2 роки тому +1

    James about 8 mins in: “This place isn’t safe the whole thing is wired badly and there’s no seatbelts.”
    James about two minutes later when questioned about the safety of Jurassic Park:”Yeah just f*cking do it mate I wanna see this, just put some fences and a moat up, get em out there.”
    Also I appreciate the Power Rangers Dino Thunder reference editor.

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 2 роки тому +5

    If you’re ever scared of asking that girl out, always remember that Mason publicly declared that the Jurassic World films were a turning point in the history of cinema.

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 2 роки тому +1

      *publicly declared to a channel with 1.3 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 2 роки тому +6

    "Nobody cares about feathered dinosaurs!"
    Feathered dinosaurs are the only reason people bought a subscription to Apple+

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 2 роки тому +1

      Not gonna lie, I was like- "We didn't see the dinos anyway. Who cares if it's accurate? Both is fine." But the raptors in Prehistoric Planet are...kinda winning me over, not gonna lie.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 роки тому

      @@theflickchick9850 Mononykus is the most beautiful little birb I've ever seen.

    • @austintrousdale2397
      @austintrousdale2397 2 роки тому +2

      “Nobody cares about feathered dinosaurs!”
      Millions of birdwatchers: “So you have chosen viol- hey, is that an ivorybill in that tree?!” 👀

  • @chrisa.2323
    @chrisa.2323 2 роки тому

    I cannot wait to see Maso's arc through this movie franchise.

  • @flippy3930
    @flippy3930 2 роки тому +1

    There are very few UA-cam channels that can make me genuinely laugh out loud. So thank you Mr. SundayMovies.

  • @Doctorwhofan451
    @Doctorwhofan451 2 роки тому +4

    Although I love this movie a lot, I still greatly prefer the darker nature of the book.

    • @manflabs5209
      @manflabs5209 2 роки тому

      What are some of the darker points in the book?

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 2 роки тому +2

      @ManFlabs Well....um...they graphically describe the deaths in detail. I love dinosaurs and I love all the deaths in films but the book actually freaked me out horribly.

    • @Doctorwhofan451
      @Doctorwhofan451 2 роки тому +2

      @@theflickchick9850 a guy getting killed by raptors... from //his// point of view

    • @gorvarhadgarson5227
      @gorvarhadgarson5227 2 роки тому +1

      Baby gets eaten by compies.

  • @thebearrorist2093
    @thebearrorist2093 2 роки тому +5

    You totally missed the “Looney Tunes” sound effect when Nedry slips and falls. It’s the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen and heard.

  • @Fyrmer
    @Fyrmer 2 роки тому +1

    The shaving cream can and Dodgson also feature in the Telltale adventure game.

  • @bimbgusbomgus2861
    @bimbgusbomgus2861 2 роки тому +2

    The real crime here is that your names aren’t Jason and Mason