Jimmy Kimmel Pitches to Shark Tank

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2015
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    Jimmy Kimmel Pitches to Shark Tank
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  • @madelinestoops2252
    @madelinestoops2252 7 років тому +14620

    you can tell this is fake because barbara didn't go out within the first two minutes

    • @Patrick-pt4cy
      @Patrick-pt4cy 5 років тому +75

      yea true

    • @thenvshow
      @thenvshow 5 років тому +40

      It was just a TRP stunt

    • @xZaKKoxzxZXZXZXzxzxv
      @xZaKKoxzxZXZXZXzxzxv 5 років тому +98

      R/woosh

    • @vlad1846
      @vlad1846 5 років тому +63

      THE NV SHOW r/woooosh stupid

    • @GoodTimesCartoons
      @GoodTimesCartoons 5 років тому +25

      We'll give you $1 for a 0% stake and in return you can to get out of our show.
      Just kidding still love your show Jimmy

  • @thefogandthewhirlwind
    @thefogandthewhirlwind 6 років тому +14359

    "It costs about $30 to make and we're selling for $29.99."

  • @tonytonychopperrrr
    @tonytonychopperrrr Рік тому +740

    lori's serious "jimmy how are you getting the lemon into fish?" killed me

  • @haileejacobs9708
    @haileejacobs9708 Рік тому +983

    I’m not going to lie I would definitely buy the hats for fruit 😂

  • @kameron1532
    @kameron1532 4 роки тому +9371

    Does that hurt the child's head?
    Jimmy: *who cares*

    • @richardphilpot9193
      @richardphilpot9193 4 роки тому +175

      A kid ran out in front of me today.
      Had to stop real quick...if only they had the safety kid cone

    • @kameron1532
      @kameron1532 4 роки тому +14

      Richard Philpot if only

    • @AndrewPruteanu
      @AndrewPruteanu 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @JiisTube
      @JiisTube 3 роки тому +13

      Jimmy could have handled that better:
      "Yes but not as bad as getting hit by a freaking truck!"

    • @BRN497
      @BRN497 3 роки тому

      👲

  • @bogdanstriz
    @bogdanstriz 4 роки тому +13524

    Barbara: This product is brilliant and will make millions and for that reason, I'm out...

  • @noorrougelewis6704
    @noorrougelewis6704 3 роки тому +406

    I don't know how jimmy gets through this without laughing.

    • @ohger1
      @ohger1 Рік тому +18

      Jimmy Kimmel makes no one laugh, not even himself.

    • @kickitup
      @kickitup 6 місяців тому

      @@ohger1I mean u are right u are a nobody and he didn’t make u laugh so, he couldn’t make nobody laugh 🫵🫵🤣

  • @Otaviosmpinheiro
    @Otaviosmpinheiro Рік тому +169

    The way he said “30 million dollars” with such a straight face had me rolling 😆

  • @buddhika216
    @buddhika216 8 років тому +4570

    I lost it when he said it costs 30 and he was selling them for 29.99

  • @zachknapper7315
    @zachknapper7315 4 роки тому +7732

    Everyone is just ripping on Barbara
    And for that reason, I’m out.

    • @rosegach5831
      @rosegach5831 4 роки тому +11

      Lol omg 😂

    • @Jsko_
      @Jsko_ 4 роки тому +14

      Im pissing my pants to every single on of these comments.

    • @urielsantiago9735
      @urielsantiago9735 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sciencewizard8805
      @sciencewizard8805 4 роки тому +5

      My favorite, as you tricked me. I didnt think it was a joke until the end.

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 роки тому

      AHAHAHAH

  • @quincymuzik6358
    @quincymuzik6358 4 роки тому +401

    “Jimmy how does it work”
    “Put the cone over the kids head”

  • @kyleyuldashev4806
    @kyleyuldashev4806 3 роки тому +110

    "I'm looking for $30 million for a 2% stake."
    Barbara: "You got a deal! And for that reason, I'm out."

  • @jigfordtough7318
    @jigfordtough7318 7 років тому +9071

    I'm laughing too hard at this. cost $30 to make it and we're selling it for $29.99 😂😂😂

    • @DavidMcCoul
      @DavidMcCoul 5 років тому +124

      That was my favorite part! XD

    • @PrivilegeYT
      @PrivilegeYT 2 роки тому +68

      when I feel depressed I re-watch this.

    • @tahsinahmed5692
      @tahsinahmed5692 2 роки тому +71

      HE’S A CROOK HE’S A CON ARTIST

    • @nathanco8488
      @nathanco8488 2 роки тому +61

      losing 1 cent for each unit he sells

    • @cihankay8755
      @cihankay8755 2 роки тому +1

      That's what all the new tech startups are actually doing to gain market shares. I would guess Uber Eats is still in that phase, Amazon has been for a long time, Netflix too. So Kimmel is a genius!

  • @karisma1220
    @karisma1220 5 років тому +3682

    "hello I'm Tanner but I can't see" 😂😂😂😂

  • @cristchaesarehg924
    @cristchaesarehg924 4 роки тому +58

    You have got to admit, it takes as much ingenuity to make up these hilarious ideas as it takes to make up good ones

  • @cesarpastor1698
    @cesarpastor1698 Рік тому +75

    My boy guermo got the rizz 😂

  • @angeloendaya998
    @angeloendaya998 6 років тому +5343

    My name is Barbara and for that reason I'm out.

    • @mgottpt
      @mgottpt 5 років тому +104

      My name is out and for that reason I am Barbara.

    • @osos3867
      @osos3867 5 років тому +1

      Even here lol

    • @nalinarora7978
      @nalinarora7978 5 років тому

      Idk why people are trolling Barbara. Can anyone educate me about this ??

    • @goatastic2154
      @goatastic2154 5 років тому +3

      Max Gottfried I’m dead 🤣

    • @imtiredoftheseniggas6618
      @imtiredoftheseniggas6618 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @lisawall9760
    @lisawall9760 5 років тому +10440

    He actually has a good point with the hats for fruit.

  • @adam_g.
    @adam_g. 4 роки тому +90

    Barbara after the pitch: Boy, those guys were bad! How did they get on the show?
    Producer: Barb you realize that that was a satirical pitch right?

  • @noorrougelewis6704
    @noorrougelewis6704 3 роки тому +16

    "Jimmy, this idea is poopoo on a stick"
    "Which brings me to my next idea. Poopoo on a stick"
    🤣

  • @islamhani2304
    @islamhani2304 4 роки тому +2961

    Look at mark he was genuinely interested in investing he was writing

    • @GjonHut
      @GjonHut 4 роки тому +136

      Probably doodling

    • @kaitlynparis6803
      @kaitlynparis6803 4 роки тому +163

      Islam Hani I’m almost positive he’s just doodling when he writes stuff down to make it look likes he’s serious

    • @albertoguerra3995
      @albertoguerra3995 2 роки тому +14

      @@kaitlynparis6803 I liked your comment so you can have one like more than the comment above yours

    • @rebecatravels
      @rebecatravels 4 місяці тому +1

      Goes to show that half the time they're probably just doodling 😂

  • @ryanb2751
    @ryanb2751 7 років тому +6409

    The sad thing is "Hats for fruit" is a better idea than most of the products in Shark Tank

    • @chipsaloe470
      @chipsaloe470 6 років тому +21

      ikr

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 6 років тому +93

      We have pet rock and bottled air Those did extremely well. Could totally do hats for fruit.

    • @Dylan-cy6gu
      @Dylan-cy6gu 6 років тому +7

      Captain Obvious I agree. I would love that. Especially for my little one!

    • @JimBobe
      @JimBobe 5 років тому +11

      Absolutely not true

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 роки тому +19

      'Most' is an exaggeration but yeah, in the words of Kevin, many ideas on the show deserve to be taken behind the barn and shot. Some are surprisingly good though.

  • @Marelfan
    @Marelfan 4 роки тому +21

    2:10 Hello I’m Tanner but I can’t see

  • @williamhigton8683
    @williamhigton8683 3 роки тому +62

    I would legitimately buy a hat for fruit lol. They look nice and if you had them in a fruit bowl all your visitors would wonder about it

  • @samahsamiee9659
    @samahsamiee9659 8 років тому +3872

    watch him bring something genius to the shark tank and just troll the sharks for making fun of his other inventions

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 8 років тому +6

      What's he waiting on? Haha

    • @darthparallax5207
      @darthparallax5207 7 років тому +36

      yeah but they're a TV show and that's part of the whole gag.

    • @minecraftminertime
      @minecraftminertime 6 років тому +5

      I still respect the sharks' actions. Just because Jimmy's new idea could be good doesn't mean the sharks should've liked his previous bad ideas. The sharks will only be happy at good ideas, not bad ones.

    • @jamesnobody5587
      @jamesnobody5587 6 років тому +10

      Samah Samiee they aren't making fun of him, they are taking part in the joke that Jimmy is making

  • @Marveats
    @Marveats 7 років тому +6960

    am i the only one who actually liked the hat on the fruit? 😂😂

  • @treywade5594
    @treywade5594 Рік тому +34

    He said 3 million then 30 million 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭💀

  • @bigmac-1181
    @bigmac-1181 4 роки тому +40

    6:17 me anytime one of my homies doesn't reply to my texts.

  • @jaekim5600
    @jaekim5600 4 роки тому +2385

    cant tell if Barbara is genuinely interested and asking serious questions

    • @estone1256
      @estone1256 4 роки тому +181

      And for that reason, I'm out.

    • @CuroxX
      @CuroxX 4 роки тому +10

      eStone petition to get the response more likes then the original comment

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 роки тому

      @@CuroxX I signed

    • @fj1914
      @fj1914 2 роки тому +5

      She’s not the brightest

    • @xeexuxpb4391
      @xeexuxpb4391 Рік тому +2

      @@fj1914 i think she doesnt watch or knows Jimmys shows and job.
      The other were having fun except for her .

  • @notafanboy250
    @notafanboy250 8 років тому +3357

    Little Kid Inside VLC Media Player™

    • @EthioMust
      @EthioMust 7 років тому +1

      😁😂

    • @fernyg23
      @fernyg23 7 років тому

      lmao

    • @davidsgarage007
      @davidsgarage007 7 років тому +13

      We all know why we used to download VLC player!

    • @EthioMust
      @EthioMust 7 років тому +9

      David Jit what is your comment about

    • @YEET
      @YEET 7 років тому +3

      notafanboy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bingomaster2227
    @bingomaster2227 4 роки тому +38

    Entrepreneur: inhales
    Barbra: I’m out

  • @alphashot5118
    @alphashot5118 4 роки тому +23

    I actually genuinely liked the hats for fruit thing. It'd be cool to have a bowl of fruit with hats on all of them lol

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 7 років тому +2346

    "Have you ever taken an IQ test?"
    "Have you ever made a deal on this show?"

  • @sminem6572
    @sminem6572 7 років тому +4800

    "How much are you looking for?"
    "I'm looking for *30 million dollars*"

  • @sushigirl648
    @sushigirl648 2 роки тому +6

    LOL when Barbra threw the fruit I couldn’t help but laugh. and when she said “have u ever taken and IQ tests” I JUST LOST IT

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 4 роки тому +23

    No one mentioning Guillermo squirting that lemon in his eye, that got me rolling

  • @Scrubject16
    @Scrubject16 7 років тому +2386

    yo I'd actually buy some of those fruit hats if they were super cheap

    • @TSAVVVV
      @TSAVVVV 7 років тому +74

      Subject 13 you're too cheap and for that readon im so out!

    • @dinfarbror7869
      @dinfarbror7869 6 років тому

      K

    • @MattGarcyaDC
      @MattGarcyaDC 6 років тому

      Why? Lmao

    • @LB_Firelord
      @LB_Firelord 6 років тому

      Me too I would also buy some 😂

    • @ellayuen8205
      @ellayuen8205 5 років тому

      Subject 13 I’m the 1000th like

  • @joeyhm9152
    @joeyhm9152 5 років тому +1780

    5:36
    "they really suck"
    *cone kid bows head in sadness in the corner*
    I can't breathe 😂😂

  • @jmharris251
    @jmharris251 3 роки тому +41

    Genuinely great ideas with a fair evaluation. I am surprised Jimmy didn't get investors. I laughed out loud, Jimmy's son in the cone? a real trooper.

    • @zubaabbas
      @zubaabbas 5 місяців тому +1

      That's not Jimmy's son lol. Jimmy's son is called Billy. It's either an actor or a nephew.

  • @vaibhavthapliyal3429
    @vaibhavthapliyal3429 4 роки тому +107

    They should have Joe (impractical jokers) present an idea to them.

    • @pastorkspeaks
      @pastorkspeaks 3 роки тому +7

      The way i would be glued into that episode laughing before he even comes thru door 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @jadenlaurent
      @jadenlaurent 3 роки тому +5

      Vaibhav Thapliyal or any of the impractical jokers, I actually have an idea, they should have sal pitch a product that helps keep kittens away from people

    • @vaibhavthapliyal3429
      @vaibhavthapliyal3429 3 роки тому +1

      @@jadenlaurent hahahahaha, great idea.

  • @junsman3016
    @junsman3016 4 роки тому +1595

    “Does it hurt the child’s head”
    Jimmy: .....”who cares really”
    That had me 💀

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 2 роки тому +5

      😭😭

    • @x2e4
      @x2e4 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ademerdem1252
      @ademerdem1252 Рік тому

      nah health ain't a joke. you prolly a goof american burger

  • @jonybob8130
    @jonybob8130 7 років тому +2331

    The problem with the lemon in the fishbowl is that it will take a long time for the tiny fish to eat the entire lemon. On top of the fact that we have to wait for the fish to grow as well. And plus, how do we even know that all fish like lemon? There's just too many variables and for that reason Im out.

    • @kidohx
      @kidohx 7 років тому +118

      jony bob were you actually considering that idea

    • @jonybob8130
      @jonybob8130 7 років тому +90

      kidohx Of course not.

    • @caf110
      @caf110 7 років тому +88

      +kidohx well obviously he's not anymore did you even read the comment

    • @DJayShady
      @DJayShady 7 років тому +20

      He was mocking the sharks... pff

    • @nejixgaming6851
      @nejixgaming6851 7 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @mestillme1855
    @mestillme1855 4 роки тому +20

    Even in a fake episode, Barbara was the first to go out...

  • @sciencewizard8805
    @sciencewizard8805 4 роки тому +31

    Kind of makes me wonder how much awesome comedy I miss everyday

  • @MysterioElShikh619
    @MysterioElShikh619 5 років тому +842

    "It costs $30 to make and we're selling it for $29.99" Lol

    • @JiisTube
      @JiisTube 3 роки тому +13

      They didn't even comment on that!

    • @AkireMaru
      @AkireMaru Рік тому

      Lol…it’s funny because it’s true 😅
      Many inexperienced entrepreneurs aren’t selling their items above what it actually costs to make them because they don’t know their true costs

  • @crispychickensandwich3886
    @crispychickensandwich3886 8 років тому +1543

    Does the traffic cone bit remind anyone else of Toy Story 2 lmao

    • @aaronduczek
      @aaronduczek 8 років тому +24

      Yes totally rofl

    • @T3MPL3TillIdIe
      @T3MPL3TillIdIe 7 років тому +7

      Angus Beef Sandwich thats where he got that idea from dauh

    • @lynnguyen7010
      @lynnguyen7010 6 років тому +1

      Angus Beef Sandwich now I'm gonna watch toy story 😂😂😂

    • @Daveyjdigital
      @Daveyjdigital 6 років тому

      Angus Beef Sandwich. no you reminded me. check my music out will you

    • @irock2403
      @irock2403 6 років тому

      Obviously

  • @lancefrye2554
    @lancefrye2554 Рік тому +32

    I love how the sharks are so damn serious on their show but are able to see that this is supposed to be a joke, and they have a great sense of humor for it.

  • @shradhachavhan3020
    @shradhachavhan3020 2 роки тому +10

    Hats of to this guy not for buisness but for making us laugh its tuff job to make anyone laugh and entertain

  • @HITCHICARUS
    @HITCHICARUS 8 років тому +416

    I love how Mark is taking notes on this crap in the background. XD

    • @joelscb
      @joelscb 8 років тому +25

      its supposed to be "real"

  • @Malseph
    @Malseph 7 років тому +1692

    Id actually be interested in the fruit hats

    • @apjumpmanjoey1fan925
      @apjumpmanjoey1fan925 6 років тому +5

      Malseph same

    • @AkireMaru
      @AkireMaru 4 роки тому +3

      I’m more interested in horse pants for cows. If Jimmy slightly pivoted, he might have had instant success in the bovine dairy market.

    • @sph8483
      @sph8483 2 роки тому

      @@AkireMaru sincere question - why do you think it withdrawal work for cows, in asking in terms of utility

    • @aspiknf
      @aspiknf 2 роки тому +1

      @@AkireMaru no way, that's ridiculous...horse pants for cows lol

    • @AkireMaru
      @AkireMaru 2 роки тому

      @@aspiknf milking cows have large unsightly teats so covering them up would be more socially acceptable

  • @emiliol.4086
    @emiliol.4086 4 роки тому +52

    Thinking about it, wouldn’t hats on bananas and stuff, make them actually interesting for kids?

    • @ZigZnagol
      @ZigZnagol 3 роки тому

      Yes but you'd get stabbed eating them

    • @emiliol.4086
      @emiliol.4086 3 роки тому

      Zig Znagol Remove the stick? They are able to have fun with their hat putting it on their heads to collect different types? Like a space helmet, etc.

  • @TheOneAnderson
    @TheOneAnderson Рік тому +3

    The hats for fruits was actually quite intriguing 😂🤦‍♂️ but hilarious at the same time.. this could be a good theme for parties and decorating 😂

  • @martinezandy15
    @martinezandy15 8 років тому +1388

    That was a low blow by Barbara

    • @TheNurahh
      @TheNurahh 8 років тому +65

      You know that all of it is staged and scripted, right ?

    • @tehfxss8102
      @tehfxss8102 7 років тому +9

      +TheNurahh Not the sharks?

    • @mimisaraqbi4889
      @mimisaraqbi4889 7 років тому +1

      m

    • @kolbemaddox1033
      @kolbemaddox1033 7 років тому +8

      martinezandy15 fr. Called jimmy stupid and then stole his friend.

    • @oneforyou6071
      @oneforyou6071 7 років тому +5

      Kolbe maddox got me hard at the end

  • @thefogandthewhirlwind
    @thefogandthewhirlwind 6 років тому +558

    This video is so good because he's so monotone and deadpan when he makes the sales pitch.

  • @trypophobia7295
    @trypophobia7295 2 роки тому +7

    5:10 *among us sus theme intensifies*

  • @VVM2024
    @VVM2024 4 роки тому +8

    1:57 I was expecting a bunch of Toy Story 2 memes in the comments. I am *DISSAPOINTED*

  • @carlito1730
    @carlito1730 7 років тому +492

    Even though it's a joke, Barbara still the first one to say I'm out 😂😂😂

    • @TheOneAnderson
      @TheOneAnderson Рік тому +3

      She’s the old school comparison of todays modern ‘Karen’s’

    • @pear-zq1uj
      @pear-zq1uj 3 місяці тому

      its funny how she wasnt impressed with kimmel at all

  • @thecowcowclash
    @thecowcowclash 4 роки тому +610

    Barbara: Have you ever taken an IQ test? And for that reason I’m out.

  • @MattNeufy
    @MattNeufy 4 роки тому +4

    2020, watching this for the first time and it’s gotta be my favourite Kimmel skit yet!!

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    @oscarwood7215 3 роки тому +38

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      @S.johnson909 3 роки тому

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      @charlottegrace5695 3 роки тому

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      @charlottegrace5695 3 роки тому

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      @charlottegrace5695 3 роки тому

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    • @janedickson5904
      @janedickson5904 3 роки тому

      I think I'm blessed because if not I wouldn't have met someone who is as spectacular as expert Mrs Bambi Alex

  • @KasHxJay
    @KasHxJay 8 років тому +483

    That brings me to my next idea, poo poo on a stick lmao

    • @cc7302
      @cc7302 6 років тому +2

      i'd buy

  • @Drainz0r186
    @Drainz0r186 7 років тому +435

    I kind of want to put a hat on my fruit now

  • @Whiteboy594
    @Whiteboy594 Рік тому

    😅😅😂😂😂😂 please do more of these episodes please jimmyyyyyyyyy it’s so dam funny!!

  • @ellie_kc
    @ellie_kc 8 років тому +700

    He really needs to do this every season 😂😂😂

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 8 років тому +1981

    "Putting hats on fruit?! That was *_my_* idea."
    -- _Ben Carson_

    • @MegaNinjaJesus
      @MegaNinjaJesus 8 років тому +34

      +fidorover "I forgot my invention's blueprints on the computer at the local library, but what difference at this point does it make?"
      - Hilary Clinton

    • @utopianguy7203
      @utopianguy7203 8 років тому +14

      +fidorover "Yes, I was there. I am the witness"
      --Brian Williams

    • @CocoTehQuila
      @CocoTehQuila 8 років тому +11

      "Hello" - Jesus

    • @hughmungus2529
      @hughmungus2529 8 років тому +11

      The dying fruit industry is an embarrassment to our country's economy- Donald Trump

    • @WaveMinion
      @WaveMinion 8 років тому +1

      +Satch Patch :(

  • @Blakeyboi24
    @Blakeyboi24 4 роки тому +6

    "It cost about 30$ to make, and we're selling them for 29.99$" hahahhahahhaha

  • @jeremyweaver8546
    @jeremyweaver8546 3 роки тому +6

    “Do you think I would come in here without accredited laboratory testing on any of my products?”
    “Yes”
    “How dare you”

  • @IBZI7
    @IBZI7 7 років тому +672

    "Oh hey look it's judas " LMFAOOOOOO

    • @rgphilosophy7890
      @rgphilosophy7890 6 років тому

      Mellocitii Music HOLY CRAPPY I JUST GOT THAT WHEN I READ UR COMMENT HAHAHAHA. SATAAAAN!!

    • @bozo5773
      @bozo5773 5 років тому

      Urbvn Cloud Music LMAO I was dying when he said that

    • @pragyasapkota220
      @pragyasapkota220 5 років тому

      Nspali

    • @AdamLingLing
      @AdamLingLing 5 років тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @nittikorn
      @nittikorn 5 років тому +1

      adam same :/

  • @madelinebrown5240
    @madelinebrown5240 6 років тому +3446

    He should've included Matt Damon in this segment it would've been funnier

    • @PriyangshuGoswamiIN
      @PriyangshuGoswamiIN 6 років тому +82

      Cher Horowitz They ran out of time. Apologies to Matt Damon 😂

    • @belisariocastillo8695
      @belisariocastillo8695 6 років тому +8

      Why would that have been funnier??? That Matt Damon feud is no longer funny

    • @apoorvajoshi225
      @apoorvajoshi225 6 років тому +1

      Haha

    • @Firebagel5
      @Firebagel5 5 років тому +2

      Wtf where can I buy a fruit hat 😂

    • @CapitGirls
      @CapitGirls 5 років тому +2

      He should run through the doors next time as Jimmy is presenting and everyone will be like “Sorry Matt we ran out of time”

  • @ellebradley9366
    @ellebradley9366 3 роки тому +27

    I’d low key buy some fruit hats 😂

  • @FilmZoneYT
    @FilmZoneYT 3 роки тому +10

    This pitch had me dying laughing!

  • @mothadon1111
    @mothadon1111 5 років тому +334

    It cost about $30 dollars to make, and we're selling them for 29.99

  • @austinch3
    @austinch3 6 років тому +547

    Barbara: I like your comedy and I find you funny and brilliant. For that reason I'm out

  • @adywijaya95
    @adywijaya95 3 роки тому +6

    Barbara : I'm Out
    Pitcher : but I don't say anything yet.

  • @ceciliarauth6113
    @ceciliarauth6113 2 роки тому

    The poor kid in the kid cone.😥🤣🤣🤣 Guillermo losing it when he gets lemon juice in his eye.🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonopedersen6282
    @jonopedersen6282 4 роки тому +205

    “Can I go bump into something”
    Awh I love him.

    • @F5_cena
      @F5_cena 4 роки тому +1

      Inside the cone is a monitor for the kid to see

  • @Nina-mk5qy
    @Nina-mk5qy 5 років тому +750

    I felt so bad for the kid LOL he was just standing there

    • @MotorHeadTech
      @MotorHeadTech 5 років тому +12

      Paid actors lol

    • @alextogo8367
      @alextogo8367 5 років тому +16

      Don't be. He's got paid big bucks.

    • @natw5040
      @natw5040 5 років тому +5

      i did he was burning up in that cone

    • @a1bells501
      @a1bells501 4 роки тому +2

      Yh guys I was gonna comment as well the kid is definitely making easy money from this

    • @codylabelle1705
      @codylabelle1705 4 роки тому +1

      He was getting v bucks after all of that for fortnite

  • @Quinn8529
    @Quinn8529 2 роки тому +6

    The fact that Guillermo actually got on Barbara’s good side is astonishing. I didn’t know she had one.

  • @adanjacob7561
    @adanjacob7561 4 роки тому +2

    That was definitely funny I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @ashtonoates4798
    @ashtonoates4798 4 роки тому +510

    guillermo: immediately abandons his business partner without even thinking
    barbara: he’s so loyal!

    • @Zachari11212
      @Zachari11212 4 роки тому +5

      she was talking about tanner lol

    • @aurvaroy6670
      @aurvaroy6670 4 роки тому +9

      No wonder why Kimmel called him Judas lol

    • @ND-hn3tm
      @ND-hn3tm 3 роки тому +2

      5:36
      "they really suck"
      cone kid bows head in sadness in the corner
      I can't breathe 😂😂

  • @JB-ge3gi
    @JB-ge3gi 4 роки тому +598

    Nobody is gonna talk ab how that kid just stayed in that corner the whole time

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 4 роки тому +20

      Child labor

    • @ToBeSchooled
      @ToBeSchooled 4 роки тому +13

      You didn't notice the adults guided him whenever he had to move?! How legitimately idiotic are you. Do you think it would have been safe for him to move around blind?

    • @christopherfox7987
      @christopherfox7987 4 роки тому +4

      BanthemOnCraftcadia chill

    • @ToBeSchooled
      @ToBeSchooled 4 роки тому +3

      @@christopherfox7987 nah. It takes less then two braincells to figure that out.

    • @christopherfox7987
      @christopherfox7987 4 роки тому +5

      That’s not what he was saying

  • @flinmastro3467
    @flinmastro3467 Рік тому +40

    I missed those day when Kimmel was just about brilliant comedy.
    Well those days are gone.

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson Рік тому

      thinly veiled political shitposting. We get it.

  • @ikrisjack7410
    @ikrisjack7410 3 роки тому +6

    Robert: How does it work?
    Jimmy: Just put it over the kid's head 😂

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy17 8 років тому +309

    5:40 ?, wow Barbara. That's something I would've expected from Kevin

    • @supersmash6058
      @supersmash6058 8 років тому +2

      Agree

    • @CocaC
      @CocaC 8 років тому +2

      +ExotikZBoy17 Kevin can be mean but he also has a good side. Barabara I think she is fake most of times

    • @user-hg5uw5ud9k
      @user-hg5uw5ud9k 8 років тому +2

      😂

    • @coletrain5336
      @coletrain5336 8 років тому +12

      it doesnt matter it was staged anyway

    • @BHWinkle
      @BHWinkle 6 років тому

      cole train I doubt it was staged. It was obviously a joke tho

  • @NandJordo
    @NandJordo 8 років тому +471

    "Hello may I speak with Steph Curry"
    "Sure dial 73-9"
    "I did and there was no ring"

    • @overthehumps9518
      @overthehumps9518 8 років тому +18

      well of course it wouldn't ring 73-9 isn't a valid phone number you're missing 4 digits

    • @chattiermike140
      @chattiermike140 8 років тому +8

      +Chris Humphers 73-9 would be an extension not a full phone number.

    • @Axe1524
      @Axe1524 7 років тому +3

      +Chris Humphers no really!!!!!😑😑

    • @nathang.2705
      @nathang.2705 7 років тому

      xD Omg this is amazing

    • @BlueAndGold31
      @BlueAndGold31 7 років тому +6

      Well actually, it did ring once a while back. We're waiting right now, and I think if I dial again, it'll have the potential to ring many times in a row.

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku 3 роки тому +5

    when he said $30 million i legit spat my food out onto the screen lol

  • @jackelinneabarzola282
    @jackelinneabarzola282 2 роки тому

    LMFAO I can watch this a million times over

  • @MattDo
    @MattDo 7 років тому +279

    LOL! I love how Robert is just casually eating the fruit 😂😂😂 5:34

    • @boerandemo7766
      @boerandemo7766 5 років тому +7

      And shares none with Lori

    • @lorenzocruz9826
      @lorenzocruz9826 Рік тому +7

      This just shows how trully functional the pruduct is hahahhahaha

    • @courtneybean5147
      @courtneybean5147 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah he's always eating something

  • @lauren456789
    @lauren456789 6 років тому +570

    "Oh look who's here? Judas!"😂😂😂

    • @RexMan04
      @RexMan04 5 років тому +4

      lauren chamberlain why do I come across this the exact fricking moment that he says that

  • @LV2UJC-FM
    @LV2UJC-FM Рік тому

    Oh, I needed a laugh, and watching this had me Laughing! I never expected to see any of this! This guy's hilarious!
    When Barbara said: "Come here little one, I thought she was talking to the child, not the adult! LOL! Too Funny!

  • @rolethedice4799
    @rolethedice4799 3 роки тому +3

    3:00 “Timmy what is that cOst” lol she voice crack!

  • @CAOVCorp2
    @CAOVCorp2 7 років тому +689

    Hats on a fruit?
    How much do you seek?
    *30 million dollars*
    😂😂😂
    Edit:thanks for nearly 700 likes. Most ever

  • @slicksavage9839
    @slicksavage9839 7 років тому +177

    he said it cost $30 to make and sells it for $29.99 😂😂 lmao

  • @London_J
    @London_J 4 роки тому +19

    "I hate the idea, But I love the Mexican" I love how he just runs over and hugs her

  • @kimshanique7119
    @kimshanique7119 Рік тому

    I googled celebrities on Shark Tank and saw Jimmy. I knew it was going to be hilarious😂🤣

  • @l1998
    @l1998 7 років тому +192

    When Guilermo squeezed the lemon, LMAO

  • @olivias2414
    @olivias2414 8 років тому +595

    If he actually made hats for fruit so many people would buy that

  • @sherifhany386
    @sherifhany386 4 роки тому

    One of favorites

  • @viviannek5211
    @viviannek5211 Рік тому

    I actually loved the cone😂😂😂 just make holes for eyes and I’m in😂

  • @strawberryhill4307
    @strawberryhill4307 6 років тому +691

    I'm Barbara and those fruits have better fashion style than me, and for that reason I'm out.