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it's all HOI4 OST: - 0:00-3:53 - Hearts of Iron IV Man the Guns - Shatter the Empires - 3:54-7:28 - Hearts of Iron IV Soundtrack War of Resistance - 7:29-10:27 - Hearts of Iron IV - Operation Barbarossa
@@Yeet-cy8tz it's just some wordplay. Italians know what they did and what they didn't do, so I don't think they'll take it to heart. Italy is in no way a "slave country".
Soviets: Yes! The Allied invasion will be a blessing and relieve pressure! Hitler after eating some weird substance he found that his generals give to the troops: *jumps in a tank* Are you sure about that?! *Rams all his tanks straight through Stalingrad*
Legionario Franquista yeah, i think it’s because if the allies push to hard on the axis, Germany won’t commit suicide and declare on the Soviet’s. However I don’t think they declare on them for the rest of the game Edit: they do Eventually declare on them, but it’s takes an unreasonable amount of times
Italy in historical: lost africa in less than 1 year Italy in non historical: conquered the Mediterranean, devour france, belgium, netherland, reaches south africa
For me while playing non historicsl its that me and germany have divided europe for us and ussr is divided too and its pretty boring when hou deamfeat USSR:(
Italy historically: “Sowwy Germany, I can’t the much with these pesky allies” **gets called Europe’s soft underbelly** Italy with non-historical AI: “Rome would be proud”
That Germany somehow managed to piss of everyone. First, they ruined Austria-Hungary's restoration. Then they released them as puppet. Then they invaded Poland, only to eventually gain no land and release them as a puppet. Then they didn't invade the USSR, betraying themselves, only to invade them and piss me off due to my ethnicity. Then, they failed themselves once again, when the Italians got all of France. Which, not to mention, they nearly lost to along with Poland. I was finally happy, for more reasons than I can count, when the video ended with the Allies holding Brittany, which means it was on a good not. On the other hand, the other world was stuck in a forever warz with Geans proggreaing on one front and allies on the other, before eventually being pushed back and the front remaining a stalemate. If Operation Valkyrie happened here, I wouldn't be surprised if their demands were met.
How the hell did they even manage to penetrate into france, dont they have a horrible industry base/army? gotta love that little cheeky invasion of ireland though haha.
Man, ive never got to see my italian grandfather who fought bravely in Ireland, sadly he died at the siege of Dublin. There are very few photos of him. He fought 1264 battles and was considered the best italian soldier. F in the chat to pay respects
Paradox seriously needs to rework the soviet focus tree and the soviet AI. I've yet to have a game where the soviet AI succeeds to defend itself from Germany, let alone win against them.
I agree, and sometimes it feels like Germany is almost unfairly strong. Yes, irl they took over most of Europe but mostly it was because of brilliant strategies, not raw military power (ahem Blitzkrieg, Ardennes). At the time, Russia was severely underdeveloped compared to the rest of Europe and its high command had been murdered meaning they had no real direction, but as shown irl, Germany really had no chance of winning when against a fully industrialized, competent Russia. In HOI4 they get rid of their debuffs and become the strongest industrial powerhouse in the world and they STILL lose against the German AI, how the fuck?
God, that “historical” war was so brutal. It just kept going, and it looked lit it had trench warfare that’d make WWI proud. Creator, may I request that you continue that game to it’s end, and also show the death toll?
Historical Stalin: here we go again... Arise, you mighty Motherland ! Arise for Sacred War! Non-Historical Stalin: Hitler dude we good? ok gonna get Korea before a chubby guy appears
It's still quite impressive how well the non-historical AI tried to be at least somewhat realistic. Last time I switches historical off literally every country in the world changed it's ideology...
@@studiotutorial for me there once was a civil war in latvia, they peaced out and there was eastern latvia, western latvia and fucking japan in the middle💀💀
@@ПавелУшкин-п7р rip. Oh like i was in a multiplayer game with my friend. He was lithuania i was estonia. We were supposed to go fascist and split Latvia by the river. But uhh, they got into a communist civil war and Soviets supported them. There was no way we could go against Soviets as 2 weak powers. So yeah
Japan historical: Homeland + New Guinea + Some islands in Pacific + Kurils Japan non-historical: Homeland + Half of Sakhalin + Kuril Islands + 3/4 of China + Korea + French Indochina + Malaysia + Indonesia + New Guinea + *Australia* + *New Zealand* + *British Raj* (almost) + *All the islands in Pacific, even Hawaiian* + *Yemen* + *UAE* . Japan is really great in non-historical.
Whoever thought it was a great idea to launch an amphibious invasion on the Quiberon Bay of Italian-Owned France, deserves a medal. Basically an alternate Dunkirk, except it was even worse
Historical ai: vaguely follows historical record at least for the first half Non-historical ai: nothing happens for a reason, it's absolute freaking chaos
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Which one?
all of them
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it's all HOI4 OST:
- 0:00-3:53 - Hearts of Iron IV Man the Guns - Shatter the Empires
- 3:54-7:28 - Hearts of Iron IV Soundtrack War of Resistance
- 7:29-10:27 - Hearts of Iron IV - Operation Barbarossa
Hungary: hey guys Im gonna restore the...
Germany: no
I cry
Germany: we’ve learned from ww1 not to trust you, not again”
@@Kylel0519
Italians:i pretend i didn't see that
Alan The Heckboi
Did make em a colab gov tho
Axian Mapping 😳
The final boss when you fight him: non historical Italy
The final boss when you unlock him as a playable character: historical italy
😂
In lego games its the other way around
Slave Country Italy.
(Gael from Dark Souls 3)
@@REAL2222fulyou should have said slave knight, it sounds weird any other way.
@@Yeet-cy8tz it's just some wordplay. Italians know what they did and what they didn't do, so I don't think they'll take it to heart.
Italy is in no way a "slave country".
Normandy invasion begins
Germans: It's time to attack soviets with the full power.
Lmfao
Allies : am i joke to you? Charge to Paris then
Soviets: Yes! The Allied invasion will be a blessing and relieve pressure!
Hitler after eating some weird substance he found that his generals give to the troops: *jumps in a tank* Are you sure about that?! *Rams all his tanks straight through Stalingrad*
Ceyhun Aliyev full power? Has the coast and other fronts to defend, so yeah...
Hər yerdəyik🇦🇿
Poland to Dr. Strange: "How many futures we survive"
Dr. Strange: "None"
@@spec3615 it's funny tho
@@spec3615 he was making a joke you gotta chill dawg.
Spec its a joke you fucking idiot, nobody thinks that poland doesn’t exist, are all pols as insecure as you?
@@FFF034 but Australia don't exist so....
Wow. Spec cant live with a joke apparently. He must be a sad depressed person IRL.
Historical Germany: Fighting fiercely at all fronts.
Non-Historical Germany: *C H I L L I N G*
Yeah
Probably germany got rid of angry mustage man
Legionario Franquista yeah, i think it’s because if the allies push to hard on the axis, Germany won’t commit suicide and declare on the Soviet’s. However I don’t think they declare on them for the rest of the game Edit: they do Eventually declare on them, but it’s takes an unreasonable amount of times
Historical Germany: We gonna rule the world with our hands!
Non-historical Germany: WE DID NOTHING WR *DEMONETIZED*
Just vibing
Non-historical
Italy: Undefeatable force
Germany: Eating popcorn
Italy saved germany from the Deutch! Lol
Germans did concur half of europe
Italy in historical: lost africa in less than 1 year
Italy in non historical: conquered the Mediterranean, devour france, belgium, netherland, reaches south africa
Very unhistorical 😂
in the non-historical one, Augustus was reincarnated through advanced medical technologies developed in 3 years time, and put in charge
And saved Germany
So, become the Roman empire completing the 'mare nostrum' success
Seto Danis i’m pretty sure he mixed the ending maps up just look at france
"If you don't move, they might not see you" -Sweden
@UNKNOWN : 0 The vikings lol
@@thiccupcake same applies to turkey
😂😂made my day
@@huseyinyilmaz7092 Turkey joined the war in 1943 after the allied naval invasion of normandy.
San marino and Liechtenstein: YEP
Historical Turkey: Does nothing
Non-Historical Turkey: Does nothing
The same as UK
@@Andrewikk yo what
@@faan481 it's a meme,of course I know how much UK did at war.
Cause turkey doesnt have generic focus tree
@@raskolnikovunbaltas8661 triggered Turk alert. Lol... It's just a joke dude. We know you were recovering from Independence war geez
I like how nobody's talking about historical Japan at the end, basically controls all of asia and oceania
Probably why Germany stayed around till the end
Japan Uber Alles 🇯🇵
That was non-historical
Nvm he messed it up
They also have parts of the fukin Middle East
Historical Japan must of had mini Kaiju in uniforms fighting the Allies
Italy in most historical games: capitulates by 1940
Italy in non-historical game: M A R E N O S T R U M
Matt I mean, they were still alive in some parts of the peninsula and in Africa, so I’d say Mussolini did pretty good in both scenarios
Italy in non historical:
THE ROMAN EMPIRE
@@raddragon1373 I think you mean TWO SICILIES.
Roma eterna
@British Blue just like if you play Italy with historical AI on, it's extremely powerful, and it needs a better focus tree
In memory of those who bravely fought in the Italian Invasion of Ireland.
🙏🏻
Press f to pay respect
F
F
F
F
German Reich in historical timeline:
from the coast of Atlantic to the Urals
German Reich in non-historical timeline:
get cockblocked by Italy
Muhammad Rizka more like saved
For me while playing non historicsl its that me and germany have divided europe for us and ussr is divided too and its pretty boring when hou deamfeat USSR:(
F for the homeboy Germany
F
Italy saved Germany's ass in this non-historical game.
Probably the craziest thing about it
Historical Italy: Who are you?
Non-Historical Italy: I am you, but stronger.
Nice
Ahhh, yes. The Italian invasion of Ireland, my favorite historical event.
romans kekking in the celts
Northern Potato Empire
Or how germans and in 1945 pushed soviets back to Moscow
As well as Italian/German/Soviet split of the Norway
Aa türk
You know this game is sick when Switzerland starts expanding
Hitler: Italy Ireland wasn't a part of the roman empire you have no claim
Mussolini: I DON'T GIVE A F*** i want a Roman potato!
Gonna have to report DAT :
Reason: there are no potatoes in Ireland
Roman Derkach yes there is
@Breadstick Gaming its about the potato famine I'm talking about.
@@derkach7907 Oh no, they have potatoes, they just don't have people
@Alejandro Márquez potato march
Italy in historical: Goes terrible
Italy without historical focus: YOLO i'M gOnnA iNVadE iReLaNd
Ireland didn't fight back xD.
At least in the African campaign they were really good and also in some Russian battle but the rest is terrible
You dint see the end itally occupies most of africa lol
Mom, can we have *Non-Historical Italy* ?
Mom: we have *Non-Historical Italy* at home
*Non-Historical Italy* at home: *Historical Italy*
*Spicy Meatball Noises*
Underrated comment
At least they are *stronger* than the historical Italy
Non historical AI
Italy: So somehow, I control France
Germany: Give it to me so that I can Vichy
Italy: *NAHHH*
Its is so non-historical that winter comes in march
Lmao
Not in April like this year
bruh
this is regular life in atlantic canada wdym
it comes in march and ends in april, next year's april
Italy historically: “Sowwy Germany, I can’t the much with these pesky allies” **gets called Europe’s soft underbelly**
Italy with non-historical AI: “Rome would be proud”
Non hist germany:
So anyway I relased puppet goverment's
Oguz Gökçen I’m willing to bet those are collaboration governments.
@@_Nohan_ its like daniel and the cooler daniel
That Germany somehow managed to piss of everyone. First, they ruined Austria-Hungary's restoration. Then they released them as puppet. Then they invaded Poland, only to eventually gain no land and release them as a puppet. Then they didn't invade the USSR, betraying themselves, only to invade them and piss me off due to my ethnicity. Then, they failed themselves once again, when the Italians got all of France. Which, not to mention, they nearly lost to along with Poland. I was finally happy, for more reasons than I can count, when the video ended with the Allies holding Brittany, which means it was on a good not.
On the other hand, the other world was stuck in a forever warz with Geans proggreaing on one front and allies on the other, before eventually being pushed back and the front remaining a stalemate. If Operation Valkyrie happened here, I wouldn't be surprised if their demands were met.
You really should have option to release nation without giving up your cores...
In some cases if you wait long enough (around 48) Germany starts to release puppets,and that can happen with historical AI on.
-HISTORICAL-
Turkey: zzzZzzzZzzzzZzz
-NON HISTORICAL-
Turkey: zzzZzzzZzzzzZzz
No one gives a fuc
Bad joke negative a billion out of 7
@@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 it aint u triggered
@@denissog6063 ...
@@denissog6063 sorry but i said that because it is bad joke no haha you know?
Poland: Historical or not ama getting eaten as usual
ama 🤣
@@ayhanaktas117 mama ama criminal
@@yaroslove228 ?
the real qustion is if she likes it or not
@@ayhanaktas117 Russian song мама ама криминал
Historical
Italy: ima be shit like always
Non historical
Italy: *inserts 🍕 ontop the eiffel tower*
You can tell how non-historical is the AI by looking at how well Italy performs.
HOI4 felt so bad for Italy in world war 2 they gave them unlimited power
lmfaooo
In reality non-historical AI is just using data from 117 AD
How the hell did they even manage to penetrate into france, dont they have a horrible industry base/army? gotta love that little cheeky invasion of ireland though haha.
@@cowonaboat5795 they Just taken out Incompetent generals and backward technology
I love how I witnessed the German AI do exactly what I expect it to: Declare war on random nations when it starts to loose.
Historical Italy: Soft Underbelly of Europe
Non-historical Italy: *𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨*
I can only read squares
@@KaoruSF Squares
Can you read that?
Non-historical Italy: *The Abs of Europe*
Man, ive never got to see my italian grandfather who fought bravely in Ireland, sadly he died at the siege of Dublin. There are very few photos of him. He fought 1264 battles and was considered the best italian soldier.
F in the chat to pay respects
F
F
Turkey"Gotta stay silent."
Turkey needs a focus tree, Greece too, and the Scandinavian countries for that matter.
@@theyoshi202 yeah i mean its not that hard since modders can do it easily
Kurt22 true like Turan tree or Egea Islands tree
Well, Turkey would get fucked up if they joined WW2
@@nebulabiscuit they did join
Germany in non-historical at the beginning of the war: H E L P
Italy, invading France: I G O T C H U F A M
Paradox seriously needs to rework the soviet focus tree and the soviet AI. I've yet to have a game where the soviet AI succeeds to defend itself from Germany, let alone win against them.
Soviets only succeeded thanks to us invasion of Northern France.
..
Kidding ;)
I've seen it numerous times since La Resistance came out, it's not too rare anymore.
Wot. Soviets win a good amount of times. Unless the new DLC made them weaker
I agree, and sometimes it feels like Germany is almost unfairly strong. Yes, irl they took over most of Europe but mostly it was because of brilliant strategies, not raw military power (ahem Blitzkrieg, Ardennes). At the time, Russia was severely underdeveloped compared to the rest of Europe and its high command had been murdered meaning they had no real direction, but as shown irl, Germany really had no chance of winning when against a fully industrialized, competent Russia.
In HOI4 they get rid of their debuffs and become the strongest industrial powerhouse in the world and they STILL lose against the German AI, how the fuck?
Italy needs some love from Paradox as well, IMHO. It's smaller than the basic one. Even damn Mexico got rework
2:05: ‘Haha, Germany’s screwed. The Allies are totally gonna win the non-historical game. I’m so excited to see this. Great.’
3:05: ‘Oh shit’
Italy: need a hand
Italy with France: let me solo her
UK: Nooooooooo u cant conquer africa Britania rules the waaaves
Italy: haha roman empire go blob
Italy in historical ai: Germany help me
Germany non Historical ai: ITALY HELP ME
Uno reverse
Why does Italy keep doing well in these?
Jack McGuire it’s nonhistorical. Italy is more competent
They do pretty well in his other videos too.
because in actual history italy only sucks so much because their generals were stupid
in real history, Italian soldiers fought pretty good but their leader and generals was suck and they fucked everything up.
Because there is no Papal States
God, that “historical” war was so brutal. It just kept going, and it looked lit it had trench warfare that’d make WWI proud. Creator, may I request that you continue that game to it’s end, and also show the death toll?
I second this, that looked brutal as hell.
Italy in non h. : Rome will be rise!
Italy in historical : hehwhahqhqhqhw
They still own land in africa
10:13 as a Dutch person can confirm that us anexxing most of northwest Germany is entirely historically accurate
0:59
non historical Germany: its free real estate
Hungary: I'm gonna make the Austro-Hungarian Empire agai-
Germany: No
1946-1949 was the most confusing years, especally for the Historical side
So what happen?
@@unknowngod8221bro germany some how is not dead
Paradox Interactive: nerf Reich.
Reich: Nerf? What nerf?
Nerf guns?
Allies: **Invades Non-Historical Italy on Normandy**
Italy: *”D E N I E D”*
You mixed it up at the end.
I was thinking that same thing.
To be fair it's very easy to 😂
I was so confused by that
The thumbnail too, I think
Tmw the non historical Germany was actually smart and didn't go to war with Russia, allowing it to divert more troops to guarding the coasts
Historical Stalin: here we go again... Arise, you mighty Motherland
! Arise for Sacred War!
Non-Historical Stalin: Hitler dude we good? ok gonna get Korea before a chubby guy appears
Mussolini:
-Restores Italy ancient glory
-Defeat France
-Take Suez canal
-Wake up
-Cry
Norway: "So anyways I kept fighting"
(Edit thanks for the 100 likes)
@Rick K same
I feel that the Non-Historical AI is what would have been if the Italian army was just a bit better
not just a bit
You got the comparisons flipped at the end. You show the non-historical map and title it historical, same with the historical map.
Yep, I know
same
It's still quite impressive how well the non-historical AI tried to be at least somewhat realistic. Last time I switches historical off literally every country in the world changed it's ideology...
Same. Latvia usually gets in a civil war with the communists but eventually just peaces out and then there is 2 legal latvias.
@@studiotutorial for me there once was a civil war in latvia, they peaced out and there was eastern latvia, western latvia and fucking japan in the middle💀💀
@@ПавелУшкин-п7р rip. Oh like i was in a multiplayer game with my friend. He was lithuania i was estonia. We were supposed to go fascist and split Latvia by the river. But uhh, they got into a communist civil war and Soviets supported them. There was no way we could go against Soviets as 2 weak powers. So yeah
Franco, Franco never changes
Japan historical: Homeland + New Guinea + Some islands in Pacific + Kurils
Japan non-historical:
Homeland + Half of Sakhalin + Kuril Islands + 3/4 of China + Korea + French Indochina + Malaysia + Indonesia + New Guinea + *Australia* + *New Zealand* + *British Raj* (almost) + *All the islands in Pacific, even Hawaiian* + *Yemen* + *UAE* .
Japan is really great in non-historical.
and Cyprus
Formation of Austria-Hungary in the non-historical game straight up made me do a double take.
Historical Italy: meh
Non-Historical Italy: A V E R O M A
Historical AI: Germany maybe wins
Non Historical AI: *SPANISH EMPIRE*
for somebody named João you are pretty happy.
@@JastwatchingYT what do you mean?
@@joaozettel7585 João is traditionally a Portuguese name.
@@JastwatchingYT I'm actualy brazilian, but i get it now
After all this I still enjoy non historical ai as much as historical , gives you something new every time
A minute of silence for those who thought that Historial AI is Historical AI
3:20 yeah that's all i need to know
For some reason I like watching stuff like this at like 3am. Idk I have a curse or something
I love how Caius Julius Musso carried Germany. History is full of surprises
Teacher: who invaded France in WW2
Student: Italy
So in other words...
Historical: Normal useless Italy
Vs
Alternate History: Italy is actually competent
historical: snow during winter
non historical: snow during summer
😂
"How many times are you going to rise again?"
Historical Greece: "YES"
Historical Italy AI: P-please be gentle
Non-Historical Italy AI: *Darth Vader’s breathing as a red glow eats the Mediterranean.*
Historical AI: Italy wins in the African front (against British)
Axis non historical
Germany : Get invaded by Poland and Netherlands
Italy : "we need to reunite Rome"
*_Turkey and Iraq: chilling_*
Oh their shows...is on...ehhhhh what year is it...ehehehehheehehehheeheheheh
Whoever thought it was a great idea to launch an amphibious invasion on the Quiberon Bay of Italian-Owned France, deserves a medal. Basically an alternate Dunkirk, except it was even worse
2:15 Romania showing middle finger before colapsing
Germany in Non Historical: Gets bored so makes puppets
Historical regime: Romania takes Moscow, Italians dine in Jerusalem ...
Italy in historical: Gets devoured by the Allies
Italy in non-historical: *LEGIO AETERNA VICTRIX*
2:19 hey zlewik Romania have message for you on non historical xD
Hahaha
Italy: hi ^.^
Italy non historical: *Oh, you're approaching me*
Every Country In Two Maps: Oh No, A World War!
Turkey:
When you play *any* strategy game with countries:
Historical AI: looks good
Non-Historical AI: *c u r s e d b o r d e r s*
0:53
Historical AI doing anchluss..
let's see what the Non Historical AI will do- *WhaT tHe FuCk*
RIP: Austria-Hungary didn't give the Sudeten
Historical ai: vaguely follows historical record at least for the first half
Non-historical ai: nothing happens for a reason, it's absolute freaking chaos
Turkey: Calm down guys!
Italy in historical ai: can't do anything for shit.
Italy in non historical ai: SPAGHETTI EMPIRE.
If only irl Italy was non historical smh
"ah yes, we've been at a military standstill for years now... I know what to do. RELEASE THE RANDOM PUPPET STATES"
Historical AI : Franco wins civil war
Non Historical AI : Franco wins civil war
Italy in historical: Hitler pick up me I'm scared
Italy in non-historical: ahahahaha let's take irland for no reason brrrrrrrrr
Ohhhhh non historical Japan is overpower dude!
Historical AI Italy: oh no i can't control the balkans pls help germany
Non Historical AI Italy: *carries germany like a chad*
Really cool game, would like to see the outcome of the historical one
Time Traveler: **Moves a chair**
The future: *Non Historical AI*
How did the ai go down the Austria hungry part of the focus tree that never happens with me
Italy in historical: Lmao. Sorry for being useless.
Italy in non historic: "Alexa play sicko mode!"
10:17 You got Historical/Non-historical mixed up.
I know, look at pinned comment. Thanks :)
Nobody:
Non-historical AI:
*_Aight, A U S T R I A H U N G A R Y._*
Italy is saving germany from france
*THATS THE MEANING OF NON HITORICAL*
Norway clutching in historical is funniest thing
Non historical is from Age Of Civilizations 2
You are right
Historical AI:
Mussolini: sOrRrY aLlIeS I sUrReNdEr
Non-historical AI:
Mussolini: Guys, the Roman Empire is back