Hoi4: What If Germany Does Nothing Wrong

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  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland 11 місяців тому +4648

    In this universe, Mr. Adolph came out with his award winning book, Mein Easy Time.
    A book declaring that all Germans must assemble and preserve… things in a factory.

  • @TFrog1324
    @TFrog1324 11 місяців тому +2573

    Hitler decided that if he couldn’t get into art school he would make his mom proud some other way

    • @BilalAhmad-ff3xq
      @BilalAhmad-ff3xq 11 місяців тому +120

      Ah that's so sweet & cursed.

    • @AAngelDustgaymer
      @AAngelDustgaymer 10 місяців тому +171

      Hitler's mom was actually very proud of him until she died in like 1920's
      And Hitler's dad was never proud of him or any of his sons, so it would be his dad who needs to be proud
      Nerd emoji me

    • @DeliveryGuyMan
      @DeliveryGuyMan 10 місяців тому

      🗿👆​@@AAngelDustgaymer

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 10 місяців тому +34

      So he turned soviet onion into art.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 10 місяців тому +35

      @@AAngelDustgaymer she died before WW1 began, so definitely not in the 1920s.

  • @viltsu1366
    @viltsu1366 11 місяців тому +2296

    "It's relaxing game, it's time to be happy"
    _switches to war economy_

    • @azers8298
      @azers8298 10 місяців тому +131

      More work, less stuff, is how german people get happy

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 10 місяців тому +12

      @@azers8298😂😂😂😂

    • @duplizappergames3585
      @duplizappergames3585 7 місяців тому +6

      50% tax moment

    • @toskas-c9k
      @toskas-c9k 3 місяці тому +1

      @@azers8298 true (i´m german)

  • @antoniomatejgveric903
    @antoniomatejgveric903 11 місяців тому +1123

    Adolph in this timeline: "Any alliance whose purpose is not to wage peace is senseless and useless."

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 4 місяці тому +3

      hey

    • @saturnFIV3
      @saturnFIV3 3 місяці тому +19

      It does seem like a sort of bone headed darwinian thing to say, the original quote. However military alliances are for war, always have been. I'm reminded of George Washington's last speech as president talking about the dangers of entangling alliances. His point being alliances are pointless if one's intention is to avoid war.
      Im sure the president of Russia sees it similarly. The notion that NATO is purely a defensive alliance is silly. Offense vs. Defense is really just a matter of where you're standing. The Germans certainly saw Barbarossa as a defensive operation, pre-empting the inevitable attack from the soviets.
      Does one have to wait to be attacked physically to be just in declaring war? That may be the most moral and ethical course, waiting that long and being on your back foot however often means failure and loss of the war.

    • @Independentfellow
      @Independentfellow 2 місяці тому +4

      Mahatma Hytlr

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Independentfellow hey

    • @KeyUploads2
      @KeyUploads2 2 місяці тому +1

      Adopt Hater

  • @derevianne1108
    @derevianne1108 11 місяців тому +2307

    imagine the faces of people like Churchill when turns out that Moustacheman really is not an aggressor and appeasement was good

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 11 місяців тому +720

      "I want that thing!"
      "You can have that thing but no more!"
      "Aight cool."
      "Wait what?"

    • @vercot7000
      @vercot7000 11 місяців тому +151

      source: "I made it up"
      - churchill probably

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 11 місяців тому +133

      That was basically what happened.

    • @derevianne1108
      @derevianne1108 11 місяців тому +194

      @@JRBDWD least far-right Spanish:

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 11 місяців тому +42

      Appeasement was stupid either way.

  • @AlvinYorkII
    @AlvinYorkII 11 місяців тому +690

    Ahh yes my favorite late 30's quote
    "I feel like you may be, just a bit too warmongery for my taste."
    -Hitler on receiving Mussolini's Italy into the Axis
    1939 Colorized

  • @rick149ou
    @rick149ou 9 місяців тому +819

    >Be Germany
    >mind your own business
    >hated and mistreated anyways

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 9 місяців тому +36

      If he didn’t annex Austria it would’ve been different

    • @turosechil8798
      @turosechil8798 8 місяців тому +105

      Going free from their control is a big no no. It still is today if you noticed who got attacked and why.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 8 місяців тому

      They probably still had a genocide going on inside their borders.

    • @redcrown5154
      @redcrown5154 8 місяців тому +42

      historically accurate

    • @JamesTaylor-on9nz
      @JamesTaylor-on9nz 8 місяців тому +77

      @@turosechil8798 More people are starting to "notice", even among my IRL friends. There's definitely a counterculture developing among Gen Z that is becoming increasingly skeptical of the narrative.

  • @LetMeBe3
    @LetMeBe3 11 місяців тому +403

    Hope we’ve all had a nice Christmas.

    • @Mr_Godmode
      @Mr_Godmode 11 місяців тому +3

      yes thanks hope yiurs was good too mate

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 11 місяців тому

      Yes, i did. I hope yours was great as well.

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice 11 місяців тому

      Chrismas warcrimes.

    • @doggowazhere7016
      @doggowazhere7016 11 місяців тому +1

      i did i got full hoi4 dlc (except shitty vehicle and sound packs ofc)

    • @_Radiator_
      @_Radiator_ 11 місяців тому

      ​@@doggowazhere7016same lol

  • @ZenikkTF2
    @ZenikkTF2 11 місяців тому +917

    Why does stak unironically have a voice for for like a documentary or something like that? Very soothing as well

    • @Phipsshallperish
      @Phipsshallperish 11 місяців тому +2

      i think he actually does have a 2nd, histroy based channel where he does documentarys

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 11 місяців тому +15

      @@Phipsshallperish he does podcasts and occasionally video essays, I dont think he has any full blown documentary yet.

    • @viper_1889
      @viper_1889 11 місяців тому

      Stak says he didn't do anything evil. Me looks at Russia SURE

    • @austingardiner6880
      @austingardiner6880 11 місяців тому

      It reminds me of Cody from althist

    • @0giwan
      @0giwan 11 місяців тому

      ​@@PhipsshallperishYeah, History of Everything.

  • @gregoryjames1542
    @gregoryjames1542 10 місяців тому +396

    Alternate title: Getting the Puppetmaster achievement in the dumbest way possible

    • @hititmanify
      @hititmanify 9 місяців тому +50

      most sacred and beautiful way*

  • @roguegen5536
    @roguegen5536 10 місяців тому +235

    Everyone got what they wanted for Christmas except the USSR, Italy, and China who got demolished by Japan off screen.

    • @Moonstone-Redux
      @Moonstone-Redux 9 місяців тому +45

      Soviets getting their crap pushed in so hard they shattered trying to invade Finland.
      And China on fire in the background while the moustache man goes "This ain't about them".

    • @MariusCeausu-zc7uy
      @MariusCeausu-zc7uy 4 місяці тому +7

      To be fair in what hoi4 game is china not on fire​@@Moonstone-Redux

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@MariusCeausu-zc7uyI've personally had a few where it wasn't, or at least not nearly as much as it could be.

    • @MariusCeausu-zc7uy
      @MariusCeausu-zc7uy 3 місяці тому +4

      @@welkingunther5417 ay get your point but stil its quite rare at least at the very start

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MariusCeausu-zc7uy Oh very true, especially if Japan starts attacking.
      China's army corruption and incompetence certainly hurts its combat capabilities quite a bit.
      Funny enough, China was actually who I played as for my first ever solo game. Not sure why I decided to be China for my first time but hey, I did it.

  • @Stofski
    @Stofski 11 місяців тому +263

    Therapist: it's OK, a Balkanised Russia does not exist.
    Stakuyi: And for my next move...

  • @leestewart72
    @leestewart72 10 місяців тому +207

    I usually play Germany like this. the UK goes out of their way to get into a war with Germany.

    • @fizz0996
      @fizz0996 10 місяців тому +115

      just like real life

    • @moisheshekelberg7632
      @moisheshekelberg7632 7 місяців тому +20

      @@fizz0996Was going to type these exact words lol

    • @publichearing8536
      @publichearing8536 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@fizz0996at least Churchill's hawkish cabinet

    • @tenukipcgaming1896
      @tenukipcgaming1896 4 місяці тому

      @@fizz0996 When was the last time the UK went out of its way to get into a war with Germany? The only real-life I know of is the one where the UK repeatedly tried to appease Germany in the 1930s.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 2 місяці тому

      @@publichearing8536 ... irl Churchill's cabinet was after the war started

  • @elementalcreeper2419
    @elementalcreeper2419 11 місяців тому +1956

    Just me or is staks voice nice to listen to
    Edit: i posted this comment six months ago, why tf did it blow up so much XD

    • @cronus090
      @cronus090 11 місяців тому +86

      agreed its quite soothing

    • @HortonSalm
      @HortonSalm 11 місяців тому +84

      It's like I'm sitting in a large study with him, next to a roaring fire, sipping brandy.

    • @TheJDKX
      @TheJDKX 11 місяців тому +56

      This would be a great reading voice. Like reading books to listen to in the car

    • @rickelleman6613
      @rickelleman6613 11 місяців тому +11

      Agreed

    • @gurd739
      @gurd739 11 місяців тому +8

      Agreed, it's quite nice

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 11 місяців тому +191

    Adolph the rednose fuehrer. Had a very shiny Poland. And if you ever saw him, hed be in the French lowland.

    • @blackmegalogan307
      @blackmegalogan307 11 місяців тому +36

      All of the other dictatorships, used to turn to him in fear.

    • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
      @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 11 місяців тому +37

      ​​@@blackmegalogan307then they remembered Adolph, started in a hall with beers!

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 9 місяців тому +3

      Adolf, not Adolph.

    • @nothatsnotrighttryagain5546
      @nothatsnotrighttryagain5546 8 місяців тому +6

      @@SupremeCommanderBaiser It's Rudolph, but with Adolf, it equals Adolph. 😬

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 8 місяців тому +2

      @@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo then one day in 39 the allies said Adolph if you touch Poland your going to die tonight

  • @iwantcrawfish6110
    @iwantcrawfish6110 11 місяців тому +181

    " aren't we supposed to be the baddies?"

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 10 місяців тому +107

    "Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Frieden?! Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?!"

    • @demon_boi
      @demon_boi 3 місяці тому

      Calm Down Hitler. We Don't Want Any More Speeches For World War Three

    • @Titan-Ti22
      @Titan-Ti22 2 місяці тому +2

      Ich bin so froh das wir durch das Buch mein Frieden jetzt den totalen Frieden erreichen können

  • @sychro_1122
    @sychro_1122 11 місяців тому +145

    "Are we the goodies?"

    • @user-xf8mz9ko4r
      @user-xf8mz9ko4r 7 місяців тому +24

      Hitler: Yes, Benito. Now finish your pasta

  • @WatermelonDog202
    @WatermelonDog202 9 місяців тому +77

    United Kingdom: No Germany you were supposed to invade Poland so that then me and France can declare war on you- oh.

    • @Sohaib_Mamash
      @Sohaib_Mamash 4 дні тому

      Yet they say Hitler started WWII 😂

  • @USELESSDCK
    @USELESSDCK 11 місяців тому +170

    Stak unironically having a perfect asmr voice was unexpected

  • @visyxl
    @visyxl 9 місяців тому +62

    Me, a czech seeing that czechoslovakia still exists:
    *"Yes, g o o d"*

  • @imcommunist
    @imcommunist 9 місяців тому +49

    "i think that we have made a very peaceful world" casually says on 100% world tension

  • @mahinakbari1647
    @mahinakbari1647 10 місяців тому +51

    He defeated his enemies with the power of friendship.

  • @Dutch_Man68
    @Dutch_Man68 11 місяців тому +92

    You are probably my favorite UA-camr, your videos are always entertaining and i love watching them or just listening to them. I love you stak, this community loves you.

    • @ObscureNational
      @ObscureNational 11 місяців тому +2

      The Christmas spirit changed hitler

  • @PasiastyPasek
    @PasiastyPasek 11 місяців тому +28

    I'm glad mate that i could be there with you, for past few years. I watched you grow, and i hope you will get more and more views, supporters and everything. This channel, your podcasts, you deserve it. Have a good new year mate

  • @t-pnaminami3808
    @t-pnaminami3808 10 місяців тому +74

    Stakuyi's WW2 Anti-Soviet Pact looks disturbingly like a Yahtzee-led NATO. 😂

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 9 місяців тому +6

      Or a European Union perhaps??

    • @Person-sf7ql
      @Person-sf7ql 8 місяців тому

      Hilariously, many former N*zi generals were actually given high positions in NATO, so it was in a sense lead by at least a few n*zis irl.

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 11 місяців тому +141

    In this timeline:
    AH is the best politician of all time
    Europe is very peaceful
    Germany maintains their high quality of life
    AH's book is a bestseller

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 11 місяців тому +39

      That was basically our timeline,before the British Empire decided to start the world war

    • @coh2conscript851
      @coh2conscript851 11 місяців тому

      @@JRBDWD "Germany please do not invade Poland or we will declare war on you to defend them."
      "We will invade them anyway."
      "Okay we'll uphold our deal with Poland and defend them."
      "WARMONGERING JEW."

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 11 місяців тому +33

      @@coh2conscript851 "Cool,tell Poland to return german inhabited territories or at least let the german populations return safetely to germanic lands. I hope Poland don't do anything crazy".
      Ah sure,cause the British Empire was soooo worried about Poland that they let the USSR take it and do everything they couldn't do ok their failed invasion on the 20's. Read Churchill's biography,for the british the war wasn't about Poland,jews or diplomacy.

    • @Γι3ργ0ς
      @Γι3ργ0ς 11 місяців тому +43

      ​@@JRBDWD every victim of hitler begs to differ

    • @edelweiss7928
      @edelweiss7928 11 місяців тому +9

      That’s just real life except being very peaceful because of the Allies declaring war

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle 11 місяців тому +52

    HoI4: Friendship is German Magic.

  • @Soguwe
    @Soguwe 11 місяців тому +54

    Now it's just hoping all these friendships don't lead to a repetition of the Great War
    Could you imagine, a second Great War? It would be devastating

    • @Kohl293
      @Kohl293 6 місяців тому +7

      Nah we’ll be safe behind the Maginot line

    • @publichearing8536
      @publichearing8536 5 місяців тому +3

      don't be ridiculous, the great war ended *all* wars

  • @shablinski127
    @shablinski127 11 місяців тому +26

    By lebensraum he actually meant peace for all races and people

  • @aidenbooksmith2351
    @aidenbooksmith2351 11 місяців тому +59

    The USSR has decisions to send ultimatum to the Balkans and their foreign policy allows a lot of peaceful expansion. I would like to see you go on in this same vein and show how much Stalin can expand without war.
    and yes, grab Spain too.

  • @xavierwright719
    @xavierwright719 11 місяців тому +47

    We love you too Stak
    (and your voice, for that matter)

  • @sunkeyavad6528
    @sunkeyavad6528 9 місяців тому +5

    If germany does nothing wrong you get world war 1 instead of world war 2, which will then lead to world war 2.
    You'll have to change the british before world war 1 if you want to actually change things.

  • @youtubecomments2740
    @youtubecomments2740 10 місяців тому +6

    So what happens after this:
    Japan probably goes for Sahkalin, China, and tries a Pro-Gamer Move against the United States
    The Entente, who have been gearing up for a war this entire time, tell Japan "No."
    Germany realises that some of the pacific islands lost in the first great war are rightful German clay, and seek to preserve world peace by limiting Japan's expansion. Via a declaration of war.
    Home islands get landed on by basically the entire world at this point, Japan gets balkanised, parts of China get turned into a German puppet to prevent the spread of communism.
    No further large wars are declared. France proceeds to spend the next 30 years malding at Germany for just standing there peacefully. The end.

  • @cazza358
    @cazza358 8 місяців тому +5

    What? You never got the Sudetanland or Strasbourg or reconnected Kalinigrad. Those poor German people living outside of Germany.

  • @GamePlayShare
    @GamePlayShare 10 місяців тому +54

    When the mustache man gets accepted in the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna

    • @capitalgames318
      @capitalgames318 6 місяців тому +2

      In this video: When mustache man owns Vienna

  • @dr.skillz77mgpl92
    @dr.skillz77mgpl92 9 місяців тому +10

    ,,If you want peace, prepare for war" - some Roman general

    • @yossifhadad
      @yossifhadad 5 місяців тому

      that's funny coming from a roman general

    • @PeeGoblin-jg6tu
      @PeeGoblin-jg6tu 3 місяці тому +1

      His name was: Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

  • @Brabantian
    @Brabantian 11 місяців тому +23

    17:28 On my first ever good germany run I balkanised everyone (because I loved having a bunch of puppets and liked the many flavours put into the game), my game was basically dead afterwards

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK 11 місяців тому +9

      Having a bunch of puppets is great because they have their own focus trees and you get more factories through them, but it really does kill the game performance

  • @CircusFreakyt
    @CircusFreakyt 11 місяців тому +5

    19:06 reminds me of that one scene with the president from monsters vs aliens:
    "this is all about... peaceful communication."
    "Yes mr. president"

  • @Theophily
    @Theophily 11 місяців тому +17

    I love your casual voice! You are truly blessed, my guy

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 11 місяців тому +10

    AH invading Italy: This is a peaceful declaration of war

  • @Simon_SM
    @Simon_SM 10 місяців тому +4

    I actually don't know what to say
    You didn't have any direct colonies
    You didn't annex anything directly except for Austria
    You only declared war to protect another country
    You did
    Nothing wrong
    Like you were better than the Allies

  • @gholland5840
    @gholland5840 10 місяців тому +4

    I wonder what the comments were here before being censored...

  • @My_usual_username_was_taken
    @My_usual_username_was_taken 10 місяців тому +3

    Puppeting everyone isnt the most peaceful option, its liberating everyone.

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 4 місяці тому +2

    10:50 - A very peaceful world. (100% tension).

  • @scrimmybingus8972
    @scrimmybingus8972 11 місяців тому +9

    Honestly a nice chill video. Merry Christmas Stak and family

  • @ccsmboyos4384
    @ccsmboyos4384 11 місяців тому +25

    Love you stakuyi, keep going like you are!

  • @clusterferno7833
    @clusterferno7833 9 місяців тому +5

    "dont do anything evil" bro you puppeted half the world

  • @freeliner4409
    @freeliner4409 10 місяців тому +8

    In fact Soviets would never attack Finland if not being paranoid of Finland immediately joining Germany in its war with Soviet Union. Devs should consider Soviet AI to be calmed down and restrained against Finland in case Germany is peaceful.

  • @seanathan2773
    @seanathan2773 3 місяці тому +2

    18:11 “Hungary are you justifying against any of us here you shouldn’t do that” 😂

  • @chaostourist2951
    @chaostourist2951 11 місяців тому +9

    it's not war, it's peace keeping.

  • @ducklingchief8289
    @ducklingchief8289 3 місяці тому +2

    When papa Adolf died early, and adolf was adopted by a good austrian man

  • @unibrowsheepZ
    @unibrowsheepZ 2 місяці тому +3

    Hoi4 but tiny moustache man got accepted into art school and later decided to pursue a career in Politics.

  • @carrotwars4776
    @carrotwars4776 11 місяців тому +4

    Thank you Stak

  • @RoboFuryMan
    @RoboFuryMan 10 місяців тому +4

    Italy and Japan: Please do evil stuffs with me? 🥺

  • @SkeletorCa
    @SkeletorCa 3 місяці тому +1

    "I think we have made a very peaceful world here"
    World tension: %100

  • @BWeManX
    @BWeManX 8 місяців тому +5

    Hitler said "What? We just fought THE WAR TO END ALL WARS. What was unclear about that?"

  • @ethan8942
    @ethan8942 11 місяців тому +4

    Looks at what Germany was doing inside of itself even before the start date… I think we’re past the point of doing nothing wrong.

  • @BRDoriginal
    @BRDoriginal 10 місяців тому +8

    You can only be peaceful if you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of great violence you are not peaceful, you are harmless. - Some Guy

    • @Jakdisi1
      @Jakdisi1 2 місяці тому

      Peak cinema

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 4 місяці тому +1

    14:30 - “Wounded?? There are WOUNDED? Why didn’t someone tell me?”

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle 11 місяців тому +7

    Episode 58 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Ferdinand Dawnclaw - the Lord Protector - in the Griffonian Empire (allow the soldiers to storm the palace).

  • @otterconnor942
    @otterconnor942 9 місяців тому +2

    Ah yes, the big H, and what he should have done, instead of being fueled by hatred.

  • @ProbsNotLiam
    @ProbsNotLiam 11 місяців тому +3

    I got hoi4 this Christmas and slowly but surely I shall get all these updates and am willing to answer questions for those who forgot what the first version of the game was like :)

  • @der.Schtefan
    @der.Schtefan 5 місяців тому +2

    This alternate reality play always amuses me. There was no world in which Adolf would not have torn apart Europe. He quite famously declared his eternal hate for all the people he then attacked without being in the position to do so. The German economy was not really strong at the start, the reparation costs were simply not paid anymore, and the growth was just fueled with inflation and taking over the gold reserves of Austria and all the places he invaded. The issue is that games like this do not properly simulate financial markets. The only reason that Germany turned into a economic motor for Europe, basically providing a lot to further peace, European Union, and economic strength to Europe was the Marshalplan, debt forgiveness, and allowing Germany to restart without eternal guilt. And the only reason that was allowed to happen was the smartness of the western allies, and the threat of the Soviets. Same with Austria, which was declared faultless, victim, and guilt free by the allies in 1955. Till the 2000s, history books in school declared Austria as victim. A role Austria needed to have as neutral buffer in the cold war. Insane!!!

  • @alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864
    @alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864 10 місяців тому +4

    Implying it did

  • @calderonmaster
    @calderonmaster 11 місяців тому +2

    First off I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and secondly your voice is one of the most smoothest voices I have ever heard

  • @GuscioRosso
    @GuscioRosso 8 місяців тому +19

    It reflects reality, UK and US declared war on Germany and Italy for geopolitical reasons, not morale reasons.

    • @nono-pd3cb
      @nono-pd3cb 7 місяців тому +2

      The gemans declared war on the us

    • @michaelhorn6029
      @michaelhorn6029 7 місяців тому +3

      Technically Germany declared on the US. But yes geopolitics.

    • @Suksass
      @Suksass 7 місяців тому

      Germany declared war on US.
      Whatever reason UK declared war on Germany is irrelevant. They were in the right as history has shown us.

    • @GuscioRosso
      @GuscioRosso 5 місяців тому

      @@michaelhorn6029 no, LOL. He asked for peace at least 30 times while RAF was literally bombing Berlin and Munich.

    • @michaelhorn6029
      @michaelhorn6029 5 місяців тому +1

      @@GuscioRosso 1) that's off topic. I said that Germany declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor.2) In what way did Germany ask for peace during the war? The Hess mission was supposed to be asking for peace but was disowned by the German government. 3) back to my main point Germany invaded Poland after UK and France made commitments to fight if Poland was invaded. Then Germany invaded Poland knowing it would lead to a wider war. Hitler's Germany also sent bombers to Spain when other countries were staying out of the conflict. Unlike WW 1 it really isn't in dispute how WW2 started. Japanese troops attacked china and German troops attacked Poland. And Belgium ect.

  • @tylergamer21
    @tylergamer21 2 місяці тому +2

    Alt title:
    If Germany properly followed the Treaty of Versailles 📃

    • @hashteraksgage3281
      @hashteraksgage3281 2 місяці тому +1

      There was no way Germany would submit to such humiliating and one sided "treaty"

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 2 місяці тому

      ​@@hashteraksgage3281Yeah, and how did that work out for us?

    • @AlexandristheGreat
      @AlexandristheGreat 21 день тому

      ​@@sebastianb.3978"Us"

    • @AlexandristheGreat
      @AlexandristheGreat 21 день тому

      ​@@sebastianb.3978"Us"

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 21 день тому

      @@AlexandristheGreat Yeah, I am german, genius...

  • @Qued_
    @Qued_ 11 місяців тому +3

    “Peaceful declaration of war” lol

  • @thebritishgamerandstuff8328
    @thebritishgamerandstuff8328 11 місяців тому +4

    I swear I’ve heard your real voice before on a UA-cam short, you’ve done in the past but good job and I hope you have a happy new year and I hope you and family haha wonderful Christmas ❤

    • @glauberglousger956
      @glauberglousger956 11 місяців тому +2

      He does shorts and has a history channel, and a podcast(if I remember right)

    • @thebritishgamerandstuff8328
      @thebritishgamerandstuff8328 11 місяців тому +2

      @@glauberglousger956 I know I am saying that I have heard his real voice before on a UA-cam short on his channel

  • @Triniarin
    @Triniarin 7 місяців тому +2

    When mustacheman visits therapist and cured his PSTD

  • @DasFork
    @DasFork 3 місяці тому +10

    Implying that Germany did something wrong. What a silly person.

    • @Jakdisi1
      @Jakdisi1 2 місяці тому

      Based?!?

    • @SupremeEgg-mw8sj
      @SupremeEgg-mw8sj Місяць тому +1

      You're joking right?

    • @DasFork
      @DasFork Місяць тому

      @@SupremeEgg-mw8sj No? Everything they did lead to that catastrophic defeat that destroyed their ideology hopefully forever. I hardly see a problem with it being gone.

    • @SupremeEgg-mw8sj
      @SupremeEgg-mw8sj Місяць тому

      @@DasFork Holocaust?

    • @SupremeEgg-mw8sj
      @SupremeEgg-mw8sj 23 дні тому

      @@DasFork are you actually stupid?

  • @delmarclapp3350
    @delmarclapp3350 11 місяців тому +1

    Calmer Stakuyi. It's nice
    Also 10:10 "We'll achieve peace in our time. Wether you like it or not."

  • @heitorpedrodegodoi5646
    @heitorpedrodegodoi5646 11 місяців тому +30

    Would be fun to just let the game run for a couple of years to see what happens.

    • @MrDoyle-ky4he
      @MrDoyle-ky4he 11 місяців тому +11

      When Britain goes to secure the oil fields, it would just be WWII again.

  • @sunzi42
    @sunzi42 10 місяців тому +5

    This was REALLY weird. CCCP would have no reason to invade Finland unless Germany first took half of Poland. Also CCCP collapsed all to easy compared to Operation Barbarossa. The beginning of Operation Barbarossa was that H1tl3r convinced St4l1n to kill all his best officers. That never happened in your scenario.

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 10 місяців тому +9

      Stalin was a greedy bastard with imperialist ambition, so it's honestly not that weird for him to invade even if Hitler didn't.

    • @sunzi42
      @sunzi42 10 місяців тому +1

      @@codemancz798 Please explain why CCCP did not invade Finland, Estonia, Latvia or Lithiuania 5 years earlier when nothing could hamper the invasion?

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 10 місяців тому +2

      @@sunzi42 Squid games

    • @benlubbers4943
      @benlubbers4943 6 місяців тому +3

      @@sunzi42 Plenty of things could hamper an invasion, like oh I dunno the inability to feed the army. The Soviet famine of 1930-1933 ring any bells? In general invasions are things that require preparation and 5 years earlier the groundwork hadn't been done yet.

  • @sheeplehunter2000
    @sheeplehunter2000 8 місяців тому +5

    Was expecting a historical game...

  • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
    @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 11 місяців тому +1

    _"What if Germany did nothing wrong?"_
    You mean...other than losing?

  • @themule8625
    @themule8625 10 місяців тому +3

    Yeah... If...

  • @HonimirPromrdal
    @HonimirPromrdal 7 місяців тому +1

    As Czech, thank you for not annexing Sudeteland (Sudety)

  • @Thirsty555
    @Thirsty555 11 місяців тому +7

    That is a bold Title😅😂

  • @volbound1700
    @volbound1700 10 місяців тому +2

    And the biggest winner here was France who survived :)

  • @benjaminolsen6105
    @benjaminolsen6105 11 місяців тому +4

    Your voice is relaxing!

  • @locktock9762
    @locktock9762 2 місяці тому

    to me christmas means nothing but heartbreak, grief and anxiety, I cant bear it. this year is no different as it gets closer, I dont want it to

  • @maxxedout2563
    @maxxedout2563 11 місяців тому +4

    Im edging to your voice and videos ( Ingame ) Greetings and happy Holidays to everyone!

  • @zableri3365
    @zableri3365 10 місяців тому +2

    I don't think Austrians will like that you called them German

  • @robertz2826
    @robertz2826 10 місяців тому +3

    Austrians are as much Germans as Scottish are like English or Canadians are like Americans ... The thing that divides Austria from Germany the most is that we share the same language

    • @CivilisedThwomp
      @CivilisedThwomp День тому

      Scottish are NOT like english. We have culture, english don't. SCOTLAND FOREVER

  • @derGhebbet
    @derGhebbet 10 місяців тому +1

    "Well no, I actually caused the most..."
    lol.

  • @batmaninc2793
    @batmaninc2793 11 місяців тому +4

    Merry Christmas!

    • @gurd739
      @gurd739 11 місяців тому

      Happy holidays

    • @batmaninc2793
      @batmaninc2793 11 місяців тому

      @@gurd739
      "Happy Holidays", is what terrorists say.
      Merry Christmas!

    • @gurd739
      @gurd739 11 місяців тому

      I'm Jewish

    • @batmaninc2793
      @batmaninc2793 11 місяців тому

      @@gurd739 Old reference from, "30 Rock".
      Though, to knock out the trinity (lol): Happy Channukah, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
      To just knock it out now.
      God bless.

  • @nicholasorr6051
    @nicholasorr6051 10 місяців тому +1

    The gaming's good and all, but I could honestly listen to this man read from the dictionary. We have a new best voice on UA-cam!

  • @jelos9
    @jelos9 24 дні тому +6

    Germany already did nothing wrong

  • @sintenal4078
    @sintenal4078 3 місяці тому +1

    03:24
    Really must not forget those rubbers. For tires. Yup.

  • @rabbiezekielgoldberg2497
    @rabbiezekielgoldberg2497 9 місяців тому +7

    Just like real life

  • @3volution636
    @3volution636 5 місяців тому

    Funny, he really put friendship in the "Wheel of Friendship". 🤣

  • @timothybent7502
    @timothybent7502 9 місяців тому +5

    What did Germany do wrong????

  • @RudolfMaster.
    @RudolfMaster. 10 місяців тому +1

    the amount of statues of hitler there would be in germany if this happened

  • @Lidavaz_
    @Lidavaz_ 11 місяців тому +6

    I didn't see the video yet but it's cool to finally see you play TNO!

    • @TheGoverment14
      @TheGoverment14 11 місяців тому +3

      he did not play tno in this video

    • @Lidavaz_
      @Lidavaz_ 11 місяців тому +1

      @@TheGoverment14 well he plays germany if it was the good guy, so it's either tno or historically accurate run

    • @DemocraticConfederalist33
      @DemocraticConfederalist33 11 місяців тому

      Germany bad

    • @Teal182
      @Teal182 11 місяців тому

      @@Lidavaz_its not tno

    • @BilalAhmad-ff3xq
      @BilalAhmad-ff3xq 11 місяців тому +1

      He Balkanized the ussr, its tno

  • @bekkatheman
    @bekkatheman 8 місяців тому

    "we will have peace whether you like it or not" made me giggle.

  • @simvlacrvm
    @simvlacrvm 9 місяців тому +3

    i dont get the "what if" part

  • @imnotaginger
    @imnotaginger 10 місяців тому +1

    His voice is like a warm thick chicken noodle soup

  • @Shadowmourne07
    @Shadowmourne07 10 місяців тому +7

    Fun fact: you already live in the timeline where Germany did nothing wrong.

    • @byeah4823
      @byeah4823 5 місяців тому +1

      name and pfp says it all