I went on vacation and left EU4 running - EU4 AI Only Timelapse

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  • Опубліковано 7 сер 2021
  • Also, if you like Old-school RuneScape, check out my friend's latest video, I made him a custom game mode: • This Immortal Snail is...
    or watch me follow an AI's guide to playing the game: • An AI Commands my Rune...
    I've had basically no time at home this last month to make videos so this seemed like the perfect opportunity to do another week long timelapse.
    A few fun surprises here, especially when I finally got to check out North America, I didn't even know the USA was still there until I checked the ledger.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @HeWhoShams
    @HeWhoShams 2 роки тому +8045

    "Its... it's all Germany.."
    The 78th Reich: "It always has been"

  • @LinkStorm13
    @LinkStorm13 2 роки тому +14583

    Time traveler *moves chair a little bit.
    The Timeline: Spanish East Sibiria

    • @XXelpollodiabloXX
      @XXelpollodiabloXX 2 роки тому +254

      God this is such an underrated comment.

    • @JerkWarlord
      @JerkWarlord 2 роки тому +101

      😂😂😂 So fuckin random hahaha

    • @alldaygamingofficial8494
      @alldaygamingofficial8494 2 роки тому +118

      Right? I was like "wait wait wait ✋ what just happen

    • @epiriotis9533
      @epiriotis9533 2 роки тому +20

      Too bad, Germany does it again 😂😂😂

    • @Darkry
      @Darkry 2 роки тому +82

      Time traveller- *moves chair a bit*
      Germany- "Welp, guys... time to do some serious blitzkrieg this time and conquer half of the world already"

  • @equilibrium9135
    @equilibrium9135 Рік тому +5235

    That moment when Germany is hardly on the map and suddenly you realize someone was turned down for the art academy.

  • @BrandonQ1995
    @BrandonQ1995 Рік тому +754

    The Urals remained Spanish for 4 thousand years before finally falling. Respect.

  • @loudgoat5241
    @loudgoat5241 2 роки тому +20604

    Germany is like "Well I don't know about everyone else but we're well past 1821 so I'm just going to go ahead and do Hearts of Iron anyway"

    • @siegechamp2295
      @siegechamp2295 2 роки тому +423

      Das tausendjährige Reich!

    • @unskilledwarthunderplayer4011
      @unskilledwarthunderplayer4011 2 роки тому +353

      @@siegechamp2295 more like
      SECHTAUSDENDJÄHRIGE reich

    • @siegechamp2295
      @siegechamp2295 2 роки тому +201

      @@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011 *sechstausendjährige

    • @Flw-uv2md
      @Flw-uv2md 2 роки тому +128

      noone knows vic2 :(

    • @megadyed4645
      @megadyed4645 2 роки тому +144

      @@Flw-uv2md i feel you brother, lets hope vic3 changes that

  • @Zamsky39
    @Zamsky39 2 роки тому +15027

    That the game didn't crash for a week is an achievement in it's own right.

    • @cursedalien
      @cursedalien 2 роки тому +627

      Yeah. My computer would've committed suicide if you left it on for a week.

    • @blackhunterakabloxdavid6144
      @blackhunterakabloxdavid6144 2 роки тому +292

      @@cursedalien my computer did multible times after afting to run for about 2weeks because of homeshooling last year, poor boy never really recoverd

    • @annexamv2776
      @annexamv2776 2 роки тому +38

      @@blackhunterakabloxdavid6144 😢

    • @FalkyRocket2222
      @FalkyRocket2222 2 роки тому +30

      1.4k likes and only 3 replies seems quite strange

    • @themanwithallthewrongopini3551
      @themanwithallthewrongopini3551 2 роки тому +33

      I can’t even run hoi4 on lowest settings for a few hours. I have save that shit and let my computer wipe the sweat until I make it suffer more in late game.

  • @madjack1748
    @madjack1748 Рік тому +470

    I like how Germany just sits there doing not much for a bit then just decides "fuck it I need to show Austria how it's done."

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 місяців тому +24

      Somewhat historically accurate then.

  • @Li0nX
    @Li0nX 2 роки тому +2394

    1st half as Austrian: “Ya! Ya! We take it all!”
    2nd half as Austrian: “Nein! Nein! Ze Germans!”

    • @felixzahner495
      @felixzahner495 Рік тому +158

      1st half as german: "Come on little cousin, you can do it!"
      2nd half:"Hm, Europe, Northafrika. Ok, the moustache mans big dream finally becomes true.

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 Рік тому +48

      1st half as English: "No! No! The Austrians"
      2nd half with English culture Austria: "I'm fine with this."

    • @baoxidiaoyu
      @baoxidiaoyu Рік тому +1

      Dose darn Wester Reichers

    • @broncobalboa
      @broncobalboa Рік тому +6

      as a german living in mexico i enjoyed the results.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 Рік тому +5

      Me who knows that austria is just weird germany:laughs in anchluss

  • @ryanfedora8928
    @ryanfedora8928 2 роки тому +9376

    History teachers will tell you that Spain invaded South America in the 1500s. What they DON'T tell you is that the Spanish then proceeded to move their forces to Southern Chile, drilled straight through the center of the planet, and emerged on the other side to conquer Siberia.

  • @voltaic5
    @voltaic5 2 роки тому +9688

    In this timeline, the spanish conquistadors fell for the legend of El Helado. The famed city of icecream in Siberia

    • @infernium2068
      @infernium2068 2 роки тому +258

      Exceptionally underrated post.

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 2 роки тому +113

      This couldn´t be more underrated.

    • @luisitocomunista546
      @luisitocomunista546 2 роки тому +59

      Te amo

    • @redshuttleredacted6422
      @redshuttleredacted6422 2 роки тому +3

      ?
      sorry

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +69

      @@redshuttleredacted6422 El Helado would roughly translate as the icey.
      Like El Dorado means the golden.
      Ever heard how the Italians call icecream? Join it and you'll get the joke.

  • @kkbbss
    @kkbbss Рік тому +146

    I like how denmark took over all of scandinavia and went like "Well lets call us self Scandinavia now" and then proceeded to stay the same size for 2000 years just to be instantly taken over by Austria in a single year.....

    • @simpro1756
      @simpro1756 5 місяців тому +22

      Austria propably had a PU on Scandinavia

  • @elmowilcox
    @elmowilcox 2 роки тому +522

    I’d love to hear the history of Spanish Eastern Siberia.

    • @MsCheshirskaya
      @MsCheshirskaya Рік тому +24

      Same! Deer empanadas with juniper salsa, I assume

    • @geraltlamb9566
      @geraltlamb9566 Рік тому

      Here you go! A story from GPT A.I. (Poe).
      Sure, here is a brief historical fiction story for Spanish Eastern Siberia:
      In the early 19th century, a group of Spanish explorers set out on a journey across Siberia, hoping to discover new lands and resources for their country. They encountered many challenges along the way, including harsh weather conditions and hostile indigenous tribes.
      Despite the difficulties, the group eventually arrived in a remote region of eastern Siberia that was largely unexplored by outsiders. They were surprised to discover a small community of Spanish-speaking settlers who had been living in the area for several generations.
      The settlers had originally come from Mexico and Peru, but had migrated to Siberia in search of adventure and opportunity. Over time, they had adapted to the harsh Siberian climate and had developed a unique culture that blended elements of Spanish and Siberian traditions.
      The explorers were fascinated by the settlers' way of life and decided to stay in the area for several months to learn more about their customs and traditions. They were particularly impressed by the settlers' resilience and determination in the face of adversity.
      When the explorers returned to Spain, they shared their stories of the Spanish settlers in Siberia with the rest of the country. Their tales inspired many other Spaniards to travel to Siberia and explore this new frontier.
      Over time, the Spanish settlers in Siberia established their own independent kingdom, known as Spanish Eastern Siberia. The kingdom flourished for several decades, with a thriving economy based on fur trading and agriculture.
      Today, Spanish Eastern Siberia is a multicultural society that celebrates its unique blend of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The people of Spanish Eastern Siberia continue to face many challenges, including harsh winters and limited resources, but they remain resilient and hopeful for the future.

    • @DHEspana
      @DHEspana Рік тому +4

      @@MsCheshirskaya Sounds like you´re confusing latino with spanish

    • @MsCheshirskaya
      @MsCheshirskaya Рік тому +1

      @@DHEspana do I? I thought Spain and LatAm shares empanadas as a food

    • @semregob3363
      @semregob3363 Рік тому

      inquisition and wiping out of local culture... nothing new

  • @keiranferrier3642
    @keiranferrier3642 2 роки тому +3577

    The rest of the world: *furious scramble for land and power
    Japan: *watches anime for 5000 years

    • @HSVForeverandeverlol
      @HSVForeverandeverlol 2 роки тому +553

      One Piece still not finished

    • @Lihinel
      @Lihinel 2 роки тому +196

      @@HSVForeverandeverlol Oda said he is like almost done, no more than 5 years left to reach laugh tale and start the final arc.
      ...
      ...
      6583 it is.

    • @kshitizsrivastava9429
      @kshitizsrivastava9429 2 роки тому +9

      @@HSVForeverandeverlol 69 likes lol😂😂

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 2 роки тому +7

      Just one flaw with that logic. TV isn't even invented yet.

    • @Timnifico
      @Timnifico 2 роки тому +1

      I just need you all to know likes on this comment = nice 😏

  • @Thecodez14
    @Thecodez14 2 роки тому +3234

    The moment Germany appeared we knew exactly where this was going

  • @markevans1618
    @markevans1618 Рік тому +565

    I love that Germany was the underdog and just very slowly creeped up to a powerhouse just enough to not attract attention and last minute rule 1/3 of the world

    • @justicartiberius8782
      @justicartiberius8782 Рік тому

      That's our current plan. Just wait and watch, it's only a matter of a few millennia's now!

    • @melodiclogic9904
      @melodiclogic9904 Рік тому +11

      they tried that, it did not work in real life

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah Austria tried to invade them over and over but couldn’t bring them down, until eventually being conquered themselves

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 11 місяців тому +19

      @@melodiclogic9904 Actually, I'm pretty sure Germany's attempt at world conquest was the opposite of slow and methodical.

    • @melodiclogic9904
      @melodiclogic9904 11 місяців тому

      @discordlexia2429 youre right haha, lebenstraum...

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 2 роки тому +284

    I love how Germany just goes full sicko-mode in the 4000’s
    Oh and the fact that Florida is just it’s own independent state, and the US being squeezed into the east-coast, only half the size of it, is truly something to behold.

    • @andreaslahmberg5641
      @andreaslahmberg5641 Рік тому +14

      40s, 4000s - whats the difference?

    • @joaopk6263
      @joaopk6263 Рік тому +6

      Canada is also not french, english, dutch or anything, it’s Frisian

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 місяців тому

      Several millennia of difference, but I see the joke.

  • @zexrim
    @zexrim 2 роки тому +4272

    His pc while running it: Damn I need a vacation too

    • @frederickvonrauken5508
      @frederickvonrauken5508 2 роки тому +53

      your comment is underrated

    • @adrianfernandez9984
      @adrianfernandez9984 2 роки тому +15

      You deserve 1 thousand likes, but until you get there I'll just blow you a kissy kissy muah muah

    • @GADJEMAN
      @GADJEMAN 2 роки тому +10

      @@adrianfernandez9984 I've got a news for you

    • @aowl5218
      @aowl5218 2 роки тому +9

      "Boss, I'm tired"

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 2 роки тому +1

      @@frederickvonrauken5508 your reply is underrated

  • @Dopebenedict
    @Dopebenedict 2 роки тому +5430

    imagine finding out god left his computer on while on vacation and everything humans have done is just for a 18 minute timelapse video

  • @alexdavies7367
    @alexdavies7367 Рік тому +114

    With those pacific islands, this was a real chance to establish Austrian Australia. Bag fumbled by the AI there tbh

  • @chattenmetchad
    @chattenmetchad 2 роки тому +155

    This is what the world would’ve looked liked if Steiner attacked

  • @antiradiationsnowy1536
    @antiradiationsnowy1536 2 роки тому +10864

    Seeing Spain and Austria do so well only to end up irrelevant is historically accurate, I'll give it that

    • @cherryscarlett
      @cherryscarlett 2 роки тому +153

      both of them had foreign dynasties they overthrew

    • @dophan6938
      @dophan6938 2 роки тому +177

      Habsburg power

    • @ab9840
      @ab9840 2 роки тому +78

      How can Spain be irrelevant today if its the worlds thirteenth largest economy. They also have the 18 most powerful military. Austria who knows. They are 29 on the economy list and 59 on the military list.

    • @antiradiationsnowy1536
      @antiradiationsnowy1536 2 роки тому +359

      @@ab9840 It's more of a joke on my part, mostly referring to the image of it in the public eye that seems to forget about it's contributions

    • @rrb396
      @rrb396 2 роки тому +432

      @@ab9840 honestly, any countries military outside of the big 3 is pretty much irrelevant today.

  • @Eliezer3838
    @Eliezer3838 2 роки тому +3201

    Germany once Austria starts to die
    “Alright, my turn.”

  • @Endrit719
    @Endrit719 Рік тому +33

    people in 1900: in 2000 there will be flying cars
    in year 5000: people still fighting with cannons

    • @MiauZi69
      @MiauZi69 8 місяців тому +2

      I would prefer the cannon and cavalry future to the AI future to be honest.

  • @obrien4217
    @obrien4217 Рік тому +61

    As an Austrian I am quite pleased that my country not only survived, but also has been leading the Holy Roman Empire for thousands of years!

    • @bjarnonegames5394
      @bjarnonegames5394 11 місяців тому +1

      well i mean the actual country did not survive

  • @agenthyena4752
    @agenthyena4752 2 роки тому +6037

    Ottomans: You Can’t Defeat me!
    Austria: I know…but he can
    Germany: *Reaches 999% discipline, 100% Professionalism, and fulfills “Army with a State.”*

    • @thetrain47539
      @thetrain47539 2 роки тому +589

      Austria: "Our Empire might fall, but so shall yours!" *Awakens Germany.*

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 2 роки тому +135

      Big Boss: *heavy breathing*

    • @MER_1
      @MER_1 2 роки тому +28

      Nice comment👍👍

    • @druganema8219
      @druganema8219 2 роки тому +16

      Mughals way superior

    • @rayvaul3539
      @rayvaul3539 2 роки тому +64

      More like
      Germany: *Earrape Erika starts playing*.

  • @puria1998
    @puria1998 2 роки тому +5296

    Me: I bet Russia's gonna be one of the 10 countries
    Literally 10 seconds later: *Austrian Russia*

    • @Mambldor
      @Mambldor 2 роки тому +181

      Just imagine-how the Russians had to strain themselves to go from small provinces in 1444 to become so big now

    • @jackhalliburton4220
      @jackhalliburton4220 2 роки тому +174

      I picked two countries to make it- Russia and England. Austria PUd both

    • @kirilll7806
      @kirilll7806 2 роки тому +4

      U just described me in the beginning

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 2 роки тому +68

      @@Mambldor That's as hard as walking through thousands of kilometers of uninhabited taiga and tundra and claiming land along the way.
      Sure, it becomes hard to communicate with all the empire once you have it, but expanding was pretty much the easiest part.
      As expected, we ended up with two glorious cities: Moscow and St. Petersburg, and all the rest of Russia which is just a bunch of mud.

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 2 роки тому +6

      @@Mambldor Oh right, I'll be happy to come live in Russia when it warms a bit and Italy becomes a desert.

  • @VoidUnderTheSun
    @VoidUnderTheSun 5 місяців тому +22

    When the Spanish Urals finally fell, I shed a tear. Thousands of years civilisation. Truly a remarkable culture 🫡

  • @will8805
    @will8805 Рік тому +75

    World: “Germany, after all this time?”
    Germany: “Always.”

  • @Jake-hd7lt
    @Jake-hd7lt 2 роки тому +4753

    Props to the Cyber Queen who reigned for nearly 4 centuries in the mid 3000s

    • @votrexz5974
      @votrexz5974 2 роки тому +228

      Isabel be like

    • @Levon0Whynot
      @Levon0Whynot 2 роки тому +333

      Technological advance I guess

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 2 роки тому +81

      There’s something cheeky about that

    • @LioncatDevStudio
      @LioncatDevStudio 2 роки тому +250

      Queen Elizabeth got a new name I see

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 2 роки тому +36

      Like, i don't play eu4, how tf did that happen?

  • @Joe1729
    @Joe1729 2 роки тому +1631

    I love that "The United States of America" consists of half of Cuba and that's it

    • @Praetori
      @Praetori 2 роки тому +257

      State of America (and a flag with one star on it)

    • @kingskylandantonio8450
      @kingskylandantonio8450 2 роки тому +188

      @@Praetori no my friend, each tiny island and town is its own state in the great United States of Cuba 🤣🤣

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 2 роки тому +53

      The most surprising thing is that the United States of America manage to exist 5000 years after...

    • @chaoticnachos380
      @chaoticnachos380 2 роки тому +179

      the world: "did you get Cuba?" USA: "yes." the world: "what did it cost?" USA *looks at Mexico spanning two whole continents* "everything..."

    • @johnjohnson5082
      @johnjohnson5082 2 роки тому +1

      @@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 but not mexico?

  • @Morgernstein
    @Morgernstein Рік тому +24

    I loved the empires stretching from the top of Norway unbroken down to the Congo, I would be fascinated by the society that could hold together for thousands of years enduring a perpetual war with nearly 900million dead. Also loved how long Spanish Urals lasted and the fact that 1700 years later they still spoke Castilian.

  • @meme-lu2yu
    @meme-lu2yu Рік тому +35

    The fact the US is just Guatanamo Bay and surroundings is so beautiful

  • @legendsofequus5303
    @legendsofequus5303 2 роки тому +6148

    Seeing the British Isles just get labelled "Austria" is so funny to me.

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 2 роки тому +107

      Mine now :)

    • @zuludude2
      @zuludude2 2 роки тому +123

      It makes more sense that way, considering Australia.

    • @lakersouthpaw
      @lakersouthpaw 2 роки тому +82

      Austria innit?

    • @xoxo94
      @xoxo94 2 роки тому +11

      Yoink

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому +32

      Austria kept reforming, that was actually a big surprise to me

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 2 роки тому +3416

    It's like Germany kept purposely missing a chance to appear in previous Timelapeses, so it can come out in style in the biggest one yet...

    • @griffinhunter3206
      @griffinhunter3206 2 роки тому +72

      It was only once germany made the Ottoman's name placement terrible that i noticed them

    • @TheMastertbc
      @TheMastertbc 2 роки тому +31

      Germany: I'll be back

    • @aksmex2576
      @aksmex2576 2 роки тому +36

      That was a nice germany and mughals. Kind of like man in the high castle.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +4

      They were binding their tine.

    • @futureshock382
      @futureshock382 2 роки тому +3

      "Gehen groß oder nach Hause gehen"

  • @MewoFugi
    @MewoFugi Рік тому +49

    Props to the camera man in creative mode for recording this footage for all these years

  • @BattyBest
    @BattyBest Рік тому +12

    Start of the game: *Great, historical, makes sense.*
    End of the game: *Confused Screaming*

  • @alexisauld7781
    @alexisauld7781 2 роки тому +832

    *Looks away for a moment*
    *Looks back*
    "Spanish Tartary"
    "¿Que?"

  • @AlphaSections
    @AlphaSections 2 роки тому +3032

    Everyone Else: "Haha! I've burned down your castles, crushed your armies, and taken your land!
    Austria: "What ever you say, Brother-in-law!"

    • @paradropgeneral4397
      @paradropgeneral4397 2 роки тому +15

      lmeo

    • @heavencanceler2691
      @heavencanceler2691 2 роки тому +154

      Brother-sister-wife-husband-daughter-son in law

    • @happyslapsgiving5421
      @happyslapsgiving5421 2 роки тому +18

      @@heavencanceler2691
      That's not how human biology works...

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 2 роки тому +90

      @@happyslapsgiving5421 Tell that to my aunt mother who married my brother who is my cousin twice removed

    • @happyslapsgiving5421
      @happyslapsgiving5421 2 роки тому +7

      @@DanksterPaws
      They still aren't hermaphrodites.

  • @Norrikan
    @Norrikan Рік тому +18

    I'm sitting here marveling at the thought of a four millennia Spanish Urals history and how _any_ culture could or would have developed during that time. I can only assume things went a bit beyond fur-lined cardobes, at least.

  • @das_praetor572
    @das_praetor572 Рік тому +7

    Siak being the one to form Malaya was hilarious ngl, and the fact that they've survived for 4k years says seomthing about their competency

  • @itsaps9880
    @itsaps9880 2 роки тому +789

    Life on the Mughal Ottoman border would be literally hell

    • @connormcgee4711
      @connormcgee4711 2 роки тому +86

      I really hope that the only reason it looked like constant wars was because of the speed of the timelapse. If not, the devastation in game was probably 50-100 in most areas

    • @jamaluddinkhalifa8371
      @jamaluddinkhalifa8371 2 роки тому +121

      also note how the Mughal-Ottoman border was *THE ENTIRETY OF PERSIA!!!!!!!*
      as in, it kept moving across the whole region. so *that whole region* would be devastated.

    • @basketcase77
      @basketcase77 2 роки тому +34

      So pretty much real life

    • @yendothegamer9880
      @yendothegamer9880 2 роки тому +8

      It would have been a huge demilitarized zone

    • @Jolper
      @Jolper 2 роки тому +17

      Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

  • @learodrigues3108
    @learodrigues3108 2 роки тому +3680

    As a Brazilian, seeing "Portuguese Alaska" on the map unlocked a new fear I didn't knew I had inside me.

    • @LordFokas
      @LordFokas 2 роки тому +236

      surrender your gold and no one gets hurt.... probably.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 роки тому +2

      why?

    • @diegobatista2239
      @diegobatista2239 2 роки тому +9

      what in the actual fuck

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 2 роки тому +12

      Oh Léa, vai estar tudo bem. *prometo.*

    • @ulliulli
      @ulliulli 2 роки тому +28

      The "Alaskian" is the inverted "Brazilian"... if you know what I mean. (hint: hairs!)

  • @mikecossaboom5550
    @mikecossaboom5550 4 місяці тому +1

    Impressive, fun to watch! Good to know the sea levels don’t rise after all. 😅

  • @bobdolesrevenge
    @bobdolesrevenge 2 роки тому +7

    Congratulations to Montezuma for finally getting his revenge.

  • @dallasflynt
    @dallasflynt 2 роки тому +811

    God imagine how the Habsburgs looked after 3000 years.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 2 роки тому +198

      Their chin is now visible from space

    • @alexanbreizh6337
      @alexanbreizh6337 2 роки тому +79

      They'll probably still find their cousin desirable ... But they would be the only one.

    • @Rabidfox-gc5fw
      @Rabidfox-gc5fw 2 роки тому +22

      I'm certain that there is a creepypasta about the hapsburgs today

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 2 роки тому +57

      I'm assuming they'd be just inhuman blobs occupying chairs and generally looking like the navigators from the david lynch dune movie

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 2 роки тому +17

      @@Rabidfox-gc5fw Yeah, there is. It's called SCP-3288...

  • @LighthouseCape
    @LighthouseCape 2 роки тому +3579

    Despite under constant threat of the enormous Mughal empire, Japan managing to hold their mainland till the end gives me the impression that there seems to be no shortage of anime and hentai in this universe too.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 роки тому +144

      and even conquered some!

    • @SamGarcia
      @SamGarcia 2 роки тому +95

      Anime in its modern form is only because of Disney. Without Disney, it would look like the woodcuts that is more Chinese inspired.

    • @hebleh5771
      @hebleh5771 2 роки тому +3

      Russo war......

    • @alexeyprofi3951
      @alexeyprofi3951 2 роки тому +187

      @@SamGarcia they had manga before disney existence

    • @SamGarcia
      @SamGarcia 2 роки тому +46

      @@alexeyprofi3951 I know that, just that it looks nothing like we see today. It looks like the woodcuts.

  • @Theplaymaker1271
    @Theplaymaker1271 2 роки тому +12

    Ah yes the great Mexican Canadian war... That was a difficult time for the world

  • @YooToobah
    @YooToobah 2 роки тому +6105

    Watching Spain be pushed out of Siberia after thousands of years was the hardest thing I've ever had to watch on UA-cam.

  • @mjf69
    @mjf69 2 роки тому +2157

    I love that Japan is just being Japan. Occasionally trying to take over shit, but largely being entirely unaffected in the 5k years.

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 2 роки тому +95

      Ikr. I'm pretty sure Japan was the only one that was content with just chilling out lol.

    • @brandonhughes4076
      @brandonhughes4076 2 роки тому +280

      "If I stay absolutely still, maybe they won't see me"

    • @icecoldchilipreppers6496
      @icecoldchilipreppers6496 2 роки тому +123

      So fitting how isolationist they are both in the game and irl.

    • @meowkii_
      @meowkii_ 2 роки тому +12

      @@icecoldchilipreppers6496 well only since WW2, before that…not so much lol

    • @lebendigesgespenst7669
      @lebendigesgespenst7669 2 роки тому +121

      @@meowkii_ they literally had centuries of total isolation before ww2

  • @MrMasterJones
    @MrMasterJones 2 роки тому +1

    Damn this song just hit me hard. Not played eu4 for a few years but man do I love it.

  • @carefulilickwindows6881
    @carefulilickwindows6881 Рік тому +5

    Spain the entire game: We just be chillin
    Germany: That's not how this works

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 2 роки тому +3029

    384 year long reign 6 6 4? Hot damn that's an Empress of Mankind

    • @DiegoRoblesGallardo
      @DiegoRoblesGallardo 2 роки тому +233

      Elisabeth II: hold my beer

    • @phytalia
      @phytalia 2 роки тому +84

      hold my tea

    • @sakuraleaftea9208
      @sakuraleaftea9208 2 роки тому +202

      Its year 3676 and life expectancy have increased, have some foresight.

    • @universe1879
      @universe1879 2 роки тому +90

      I guess they finally inbred their way into success

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 2 роки тому +18

      Some serious life extension technology.

  • @johnr797
    @johnr797 2 роки тому +855

    "Spanish Tartary doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"

    • @dzarko55
      @dzarko55 2 роки тому +27

      god, spanish siberia was super common in a few old versions from years ago.

    • @pavarottiaardvark3431
      @pavarottiaardvark3431 2 роки тому +34

      @@dzarko55 As a historian....it's not TOTALLY bonkers. Like, if a European power established major coastal ports on the pacific before Russia pushed east or China pushed North, sure, I can imagine a Siberia settled by a European maritime power...

    • @aqpatt4675
      @aqpatt4675 2 роки тому +11

      Well Siberia sounds very similar to Iberia so...

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 роки тому +6

      @@pavarottiaardvark3431 so, reverse Russian Alaska?

  • @jcauto66
    @jcauto66 Рік тому +2

    watching this at half speed not only allows me to see wtf is going on, but the music gets really spooky

  • @blockmanhatecommentguy6280
    @blockmanhatecommentguy6280 11 місяців тому +1

    i have been leaving on eu4 in observer for awhile only turining it off before i go to sleep and it has created many interestering results i highly reccomend

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 2 роки тому +877

    Austria: "I am going to be Britzerland"
    *Turns into UK*

    • @AbCat4
      @AbCat4 2 роки тому +10

      That's basically what happened, except it was Saxony. :)

  • @ukulaylaANDme
    @ukulaylaANDme 2 роки тому +1820

    As an American, the scariest thing I saw in this video was giant Florida

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 2 роки тому +182

      Reminds me of that South Park episode where New Jersey starts conquering everything and Colorado has to ally with the Al Quaida to defeat them.

    • @extended_e
      @extended_e 2 роки тому +57

      Honestly in current situation I would welcome that

    • @interiordagoth
      @interiordagoth 2 роки тому +61

      the fact that florida exists gives me an existential crisis every day

    • @robertwood9572
      @robertwood9572 2 роки тому +28

      Oh my god me too, I was like “no no no no, we don’t need Florida taking over the damn world”

    • @interiordagoth
      @interiordagoth 2 роки тому +11

      @@robertwood9572 i mean a whole half of this godforsaken wasteland is practically florida so we were already too late

  • @Promethalus
    @Promethalus Рік тому +3

    brittain actually having wars on the shore of France for a few hundred years was so very accurate

  • @mith3620
    @mith3620 Рік тому

    Man the fucking soundtrack brings me back. So glorious.

  • @glorytoidk595
    @glorytoidk595 2 роки тому +1110

    japan just Continue isolating himself from the world till the end of the game... nice

    • @biggycheese4443
      @biggycheese4443 2 роки тому +104

      nah they invaded china, you can even see the eastern coast of china is shinto,
      they got pushed back dohe

    • @fusionreactor7179
      @fusionreactor7179 2 роки тому +47

      They probably played extremely tall

    • @derederekat9051
      @derederekat9051 2 роки тому +70

      they were like "let the savage fight their wars, we will invde their minds with big anime tiddies"

    • @devvytm
      @devvytm 2 роки тому +25

      Classic case of: They can't swim so let's stick to our island 🤣🤣🤣 We see it all the time.

    • @glorytoidk595
      @glorytoidk595 2 роки тому +2

      @@derederekat9051 lmao true

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 2 роки тому +1829

    Seeing Spain and Japan siege down Austria Russia for a few thousand years was pretty hilarious.

    • @AM-we1es
      @AM-we1es 2 роки тому +32

      Was that Japan or Mexico?

    • @fusssel7178
      @fusssel7178 2 роки тому +39

      @@AM-we1es should be japan, mexicos colour is a bit lighter

    • @tomothan
      @tomothan 2 роки тому +41

      Austrian Russia acting like a mfing strobe light

    • @devvytm
      @devvytm 2 роки тому +56

      The thousand year siege of Muscov. We need a documentary ASAP

    • @christiangaming-fy6rv
      @christiangaming-fy6rv 2 роки тому +33

      Japan and Spain : HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

  • @VideogameFrames
    @VideogameFrames 2 роки тому

    You have no idea how funny it is skipping to 15:00 out of curiosity and seeing my home State dominating. Will watch from beginning now

    • @tekktori
      @tekktori Рік тому

      the mexicans took over

  • @roguecrow998
    @roguecrow998 Рік тому +4

    3:27 thanos was in england for a new job

  • @billwithers7457
    @billwithers7457 2 роки тому +488

    Honestly, only 2 billion dead from war over the course of 5,000 years is pretty good.

    • @nstplc-mk4pm
      @nstplc-mk4pm 2 роки тому +26

      i'm sure the sum of all deaths in conflicts is probably in 5 billion xd

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 2 роки тому +29

      That's soldier deaths... calculate civilian deaths... and the human race is now extinct. :)

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 2 роки тому +3

      Rookie numbers.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Рік тому +1

      For the last 2500 years, after Spain and Turkey were kicked off the world stage, there were basically no wars except the occasional conflict between Germany and India.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 Рік тому

      Thats only the casualties of the remaining countries though

  • @miguelchavez6486
    @miguelchavez6486 2 роки тому +2561

    GB: you can’t invade me
    Austria: but I can give you a ring ;)

    • @discipuloschristi3341
      @discipuloschristi3341 2 роки тому +22

      100th like

    • @DaRealKakarroto
      @DaRealKakarroto 2 роки тому +155

      One ring to ... bind them.

    • @miguelchavez6486
      @miguelchavez6486 2 роки тому +52

      @@DaRealKakarroto Austria in a nutshell

    • @christschess7069
      @christschess7069 2 роки тому +2

      Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria Nube!

    • @GiraffeFeatures
      @GiraffeFeatures 2 роки тому +53

      Also Austria: Yeah we might be culturally English and basically only control the British Isles BUT the tag says Austria so we’ll still be eating Schnitzel!

  • @9zetsu
    @9zetsu Рік тому +4

    EU4 needs a balance update, where such massive empires should collapse under administration issues. I think culture, unrest, population and food should have more of an impact. It should be a challenge for a player to hold an empire centralized.

  • @imionfamilin7057
    @imionfamilin7057 Рік тому +4

    Its interesting how my country was absorbed by austria at the very beginning and I was mad about it, but I felt patriotic for it later, I rooted for austria so bad during the wars against the ottomans and all the others

  • @dragonfire72
    @dragonfire72 2 роки тому +687

    I love how everyone else is invading massive territories but Britain decided to reenact the 100 years war

    • @ConcreteCrescent
      @ConcreteCrescent 2 роки тому +138

      Not only reenact it, but they stubbornly kept that shit up for over 1,500 years until the Austrians came calling.

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 2 роки тому +25

      @@ConcreteCrescent old habits die hard

    • @dumb747ness
      @dumb747ness Рік тому +16

      @@ConcreteCrescent cant think of a more stubborn country in the world than Britain

    • @Nikelaos_Khristianos
      @Nikelaos_Khristianos Рік тому +1

      ​@@dumb747ness A-fucking-men, wat wat.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 Рік тому +2

      @@dumb747ness France?

  • @couragecoachsam
    @couragecoachsam 2 роки тому +850

    Just imagining the millennia-long history of Spanish Ural

    • @Teatsax
      @Teatsax 2 роки тому +44

      Paella+bodka. What could go wrong?

    • @emperorpierogi9772
      @emperorpierogi9772 2 роки тому +22

      @@Teatsax Dunno man, probably not very good for your digestive system

    • @hector2756
      @hector2756 2 роки тому +3

      @@emperorpierogi9772 paella is healthy

    • @emperorpierogi9772
      @emperorpierogi9772 2 роки тому +3

      @@hector2756 Not sure if it stays that way with vodka

    • @hector2756
      @hector2756 2 роки тому +3

      @@emperorpierogi9772 with vodka nothing is healthy xD

  • @solidxangryjoer4233
    @solidxangryjoer4233 Рік тому +40

    As a German, I had a smile. Comedically, but a smile.

    • @joaquinriffel6840
      @joaquinriffel6840 Рік тому +3

      you always wanting to rule the world

    • @bobdy2
      @bobdy2 Рік тому +3

      It's German humour, it's no laughing matter

    • @nomamedoxeando
      @nomamedoxeando Рік тому

      Fucking liar germans don't do comedy
      Oh wait is that the joke?
      But then... Is it comedy?
      But it can't be
      Classic german, tries to tell a joke and generates a whole new paradox

    • @homeape.
      @homeape. Рік тому +1

      nice pfp

  • @iloveallah5960
    @iloveallah5960 Рік тому +4

    The Fact Bengal was the last remaining Indian nation was crazy

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 2 роки тому +2235

    I was literally thinking "man, Scandinavia's untouched!" when Austria fucking flash-grabbed it

    • @SethanderWald
      @SethanderWald 2 роки тому +33

      Same! Lol. I just blinked and it was gone. 😂

    • @Reid52
      @Reid52 2 роки тому +102

      The power of royal marriages

    • @vhgiv
      @vhgiv 2 роки тому +42

      I was rooting für Austria. Then i saw Germany was still in the Game and was Like... Well either one is good enough

    • @NotTheBomb
      @NotTheBomb 2 роки тому +10

      Bruh, I read this. Then looked back up at the video, and it was gone! Lol

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 2 роки тому +7

      looks like Scandinavia didn't even try to expand once it was formed.

  • @TheEtherGaming550
    @TheEtherGaming550 2 роки тому +381

    Imagine coming back to the home and realising that you haven't turned off pausing on event pop up and all experiment fucked up

  • @hltco920
    @hltco920 Рік тому

    Very impressed the game didn't crash once in 4 weeks of solid gameplay with capture on

  • @kettujabamiesukkeliukko
    @kettujabamiesukkeliukko Рік тому

    That was actually interesting, even when jumping forward few times.

  • @bustavonnutz
    @bustavonnutz 2 роки тому +1221

    Germany: *replaces European languages with different dialects of German*
    "Ah, perfectly diverse"

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful Рік тому +32

      Sort of what happened with Romance languages...

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful Рік тому +19

      @@youngalek4434 well, the Reich lasted a little longer than 1000 years, so yes.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 Рік тому +24

      @@REAL2222ful yeah in this universe the different dialects of german are likely quite different (seeing as this world is stuck in 1821 tech, and language standardisation didn't really work for the masses untill the late 19th/20th centuries, Rhennish and saxon are probably as or more different than protugese and romanian...)

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 Рік тому +1

      Actually the most hated dialect here haha

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy Рік тому +1

      Is it worse than Proto-Indo-European dialects :^)

  • @karlhungusjr1
    @karlhungusjr1 2 роки тому +2767

    anyone else notice that the three biggest countries are basically Eurasia, Oceania and Eastasia from 1984? they even seem to fight along the same borders.

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 2 роки тому +410

      George got the date wrong by thousands of years but put it on the title anyway. What a Guy.

    • @jordanwutkee2548
      @jordanwutkee2548 2 роки тому +255

      Yes! Even "Austria" isn't too different from "Airstrip One."

    • @lslusa
      @lslusa 2 роки тому +103

      I wanted to point out the same thing. Orwell nailed the geopolitics well.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 роки тому +12

      @@lslusa no, it has nothing to do with 'geopolitics', it was based on the rough historical state

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 2 роки тому +112

      I guess humanity is just pre determined for 1984

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc Рік тому +5

    It's actually interesting that they didn't have more rebellions considering how large they got. But I suppose enough time passed that they all integrated

    • @cmLMolde
      @cmLMolde 4 місяці тому

      Saxon culture all over the place, and mostly catholic. No wonder they were stable. 😂

  • @youuii1
    @youuii1 Рік тому +1

    5000 years and the divine wind still kept the Mongols from Japan

  • @MaximQuantum
    @MaximQuantum 2 роки тому +1571

    Plot twist: We are living in a simulation and the creator left on vacation for a week.

    • @lillycline1414
      @lillycline1414 2 роки тому +84

      That explains the fucking noclipping

    • @windelsiarza4140
      @windelsiarza4140 2 роки тому +7

      Well!!!!!!!! Shiiiiiiiittttttt

    • @l1u1t1t1
      @l1u1t1t1 2 роки тому +59

      I hope he comes back soon because it doesn't look very well right now

    • @f1shyspace
      @f1shyspace 2 роки тому +8

      @@lillycline1414 hol up

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 2 роки тому +3

      @@lillycline1414 Explains mag locking too.

  • @fortusvictus8297
    @fortusvictus8297 2 роки тому +898

    After a few thousand years of rule, can't help but wonder about the culture of 'Spanish Tartary' or the 'Spanish Urals'...

    • @alilabeebalkoka
      @alilabeebalkoka 2 роки тому +50

      🗣️ Speaking Spanish and the rest is a mystery since it is cold ❄️🥶 up there. We do not 🚫 have any 💡⚡ ideas of what the cultures development would look like.
      Interesting thoughts

    • @johnjaeger3746
      @johnjaeger3746 2 роки тому +112

      Snow Mexicans

    • @Teatsax
      @Teatsax 2 роки тому +14

      @@johnjaeger3746 we are talking about Spain, not Mexico tho.

    • @johnjaeger3746
      @johnjaeger3746 2 роки тому +44

      @@Teatsax and Mexico started out as a Spanish colony just like Spanish Tartary

    • @jesusrv2009
      @jesusrv2009 2 роки тому +47

      Bullfighters fighting Bulls but both completely drunk with Vodka => Everybody dies TM

  • @Antonio-hp5zo
    @Antonio-hp5zo Рік тому

    1 week of power consumption for a youtube video. genious.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Рік тому +2

    Germany really came back hard. Looked like their enemies on each side decided to team up at one point.

  • @MinaeVain
    @MinaeVain 2 роки тому +905

    *Leaves game running for a week unattended as an experiment*
    Windows Update: allow me to introduce myself

    • @Tetragramix
      @Tetragramix 2 роки тому +26

      Just keep pc offline. Can't download new updates.

    • @taramaforhaikido7272
      @taramaforhaikido7272 2 роки тому +15

      Fuck. Windows 10 updates. That's screwed me over so many times since my comp is always on.
      And I can't just leave it offline because of online contacts. Freaking windows 10 forced timers. Windows 12 better have a toggle off even when online option (skip 11. It's shit).

    • @TheTpointer
      @TheTpointer 2 роки тому +3

      @@Toast_6 isn't windows 11 just windows 10 in worse?

    • @DevideNull
      @DevideNull 2 роки тому +2

      @@Toast_6 They are about to add ads to the file explorer, it's so good that I will never use windows again

    • @CrossBreedTacoHD
      @CrossBreedTacoHD 2 роки тому +1

      Wow that's so dystopian...we truly live in the worst timeline...

  • @Chezmaster
    @Chezmaster 2 роки тому +169

    Germany straight up just woke up one morning and chose the 4th Reich.

    • @akumaouja4062
      @akumaouja4062 2 роки тому +4

      Given the timeline I think it'd actually be the 5th or 6th actually, it collapsed like twice there for a lil bit.

    • @alonsoACR
      @alonsoACR 2 роки тому

      @@akumaouja4062 Well... The first one never died, it remained till the end under control of Austria even if in name only. Historically it would have been disolved by Napoleon.

    • @googlestinkt5184
      @googlestinkt5184 2 роки тому

      Wet dreams finally came true

  • @BaronUltimo
    @BaronUltimo Рік тому +1

    Nice timelapse with a happy ending!
    Best regards from Germany 😁

  • @bra1822
    @bra1822 3 місяці тому

    can we appreciate how eu4 timelapses never fails to make us bend over and fill us up with cream? ❤

  • @quuaaarrrk8056
    @quuaaarrrk8056 2 роки тому +407

    I love how Austria’s first step was to unite with Hungary.

    • @daniellewilson8527
      @daniellewilson8527 2 роки тому +37

      The Austria-Hungarian Empire forms again

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 2 роки тому +21

      @@daniellewilson8527 Yes. They should probably avoid Sarajevo though

  • @Bl4ckDr4co
    @Bl4ckDr4co 2 роки тому +457

    I just like imagining that she ruled for 384 years due to some insane technology and then they were like "No we probably shouldn't let that happen again" and instituted term limits for emperor.

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink Рік тому +2

      Americans during the 1700s.

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy Рік тому +7

      *I am the Senate.*

    • @pineapplelollipop1074
      @pineapplelollipop1074 Рік тому +3

      There were no rules in America about how long you can be president until after the 1700’s, before that it was just tradition that they would only stay president for 8 years.

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink Рік тому +5

      @@pineapplelollipop1074 America didn't exist before the 1700s.

    • @pineapplelollipop1074
      @pineapplelollipop1074 Рік тому +2

      @The True Mr. Pink sorry it wasn’t until 1951 that it became a law

  • @LevelUpOST
    @LevelUpOST 2 роки тому

    Really cool :) !

  • @oldploopy1298
    @oldploopy1298 2 роки тому +603

    how on earth did one person live for the better part of half a MILLENIUM in charge of the HRE. HOW

    • @martinus_mars
      @martinus_mars 2 роки тому +32

      *MILLENIUM

    • @oldploopy1298
      @oldploopy1298 2 роки тому +23

      @@martinus_mars damn bro u right, gonna edit that

    • @_Yume_mp
      @_Yume_mp 2 роки тому +114

      Just a guess, but maybe kings live longer the further the game continues, because of medicine and improvement of tech.

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 2 роки тому +56

      It wouldn't be fun to live for 300 years. Imagine how fragile a human body is at that point.

    • @ghostsheepy.
      @ghostsheepy. 2 роки тому +13

      @@AlreadyTakenTag i could be a living fossil

  • @Arthur-jx8bm
    @Arthur-jx8bm 2 роки тому +780

    Damn if you had Leviathan enabled those development numbers would definitely be in the millions.

    • @sarahalexander7256
      @sarahalexander7256 2 роки тому +27

      Doubt, concentrating development is about "moving from here to there", it's not actually more development than before, just clustered in a single province, would probably have higher number yeah but nothing exceptionally different than he got as it is

    • @tgoas9142
      @tgoas9142 2 роки тому +81

      @@sarahalexander7256 concentrating dev lets your dev go insane because rather than devving a 1000 dev province for hundreds of mana, you can dev a 3 dev province for like 10, and then concentrate it all in the capital.
      However, there's a cap on how much the AI can dev its provinces, so it wouldn't make a huge difference.

    • @sarahalexander7256
      @sarahalexander7256 2 роки тому +3

      @@tgoas9142 I don't think the AI concentrates dev, but pillage is in the default peace deal offer so that's how the capitals grow huge. Personally, never tried to dev up that way, as eventually you end up losing mana either way as you lose dev when you concentrate (unless you meant centralize state?) and it can only be done every 50 years. I'll try it later

    • @tgoas9142
      @tgoas9142 2 роки тому +25

      @@sarahalexander7256 you lose some dev by concentrating, but spending 25 mana on a 3 dev province twice to gain 1 total dev is a better deal than spending 200 mana on a 50 dev one. Over time it stacks up to a large degree, even after they made it much less broken.

    • @Arthur-jx8bm
      @Arthur-jx8bm 2 роки тому +1

      @@sarahalexander7256 pillaging capital is making dev though

  • @jagowestaway2503
    @jagowestaway2503 4 місяці тому

    This has made a lot of fantasy worldbuilding make a lot more sense to me...
    Edit: also the history of the urals in this world must ve Fascinating

  • @MrLeonardoSimao
    @MrLeonardoSimao 7 місяців тому

    It took a little over 5000 years, but it’s finally the europe we all wanted to see

  • @wellno7377
    @wellno7377 2 роки тому +252

    Everyone : **is at war*
    Malaya : "hey, what about *trade* ✨"

  • @zerbusgamez
    @zerbusgamez 2 роки тому +438

    Me: Waiting for Germany to disappear to make the "NEIN NEIN NEIN" joke
    Germany: "Sorry Bro"

    • @Kappazit
      @Kappazit 2 роки тому +41

      Me: Waiting for Germany to dissapear to make the" NEIN NEIN NEIN" joke
      Germany:" NEIN NEIN NEIN"

    • @mr9293
      @mr9293 2 роки тому +4

      @@Kappazit why do guys keep saying 9?
      (Just a joke btw, because how it's pronounced. I know it's "No")

    • @kael629
      @kael629 2 роки тому +6

      So stainer finally did the counter attack then

  • @gicady
    @gicady 10 місяців тому +2

    Shout out to Spanish Siberia, gotta be one of my favourite countries after the Portuguese Alaska

  • @chachatata
    @chachatata Рік тому

    A bit too east from the homeland but RIP Bengal, you’ve made it to year 4359.

  • @ndv135
    @ndv135 2 роки тому +872

    Germany had 5000 years and they still couldn't conquer Russia or Britain.

    • @darksider7319
      @darksider7319 2 роки тому +100

      We dont like cold weather xD

    • @andrewg9216
      @andrewg9216 2 роки тому +75

      @@darksider7319 had a bad experience with it at some point I'm guessing.

    • @mobious6666
      @mobious6666 2 роки тому +48

      Austrian Russia was literally Novgorod for the longest time. Got pummeled repeatedly as its tradition too.

    • @darksider7319
      @darksider7319 2 роки тому +10

      @@andrewg9216
      Well last last Winter was terrible because it was too much snow and far too cold. It was impossible to travel with bus or train. In some parts of Germany you couldnt even drive with your car because the snow was to high, snow hight over night about 50 cm or more xD

    • @GiraffeFeatures
      @GiraffeFeatures 2 роки тому +14

      Old habits die hard, traditions live on for millennia.

  • @dismiss3d323
    @dismiss3d323 2 роки тому +297

    "Where is Germany?"
    *boss music starts*

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 2 роки тому +6

      Germany is everywhere, I bet if he had kept the simulation running, Germany would reach their dream of world conquest, they're still after it IRL, so why not in game.

    • @TheMastertbc
      @TheMastertbc 2 роки тому +18

      @@livedandletdie Germany starts existing
      France: Oh no!

    • @Real-Rat
      @Real-Rat 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheMastertbc "øh nòò" with french voice

    • @sadgetrollge5614
      @sadgetrollge5614 2 роки тому

      It's even funnier if you imagine it with terraria boss music.