Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - Hilariocity Review

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  • @deadandstilldying6o6
    @deadandstilldying6o6 7 років тому +3528

    I watched this movie on a plane and people still walked out.

  • @Yahiko25
    @Yahiko25 9 років тому +1349

    I think Scorpion saying "SUCKERS" was for the people in the audience.

  • @iluvjay6911
    @iluvjay6911 4 роки тому +190

    Watching this in 2020, and man have you changed in 6 years

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 4 роки тому +30

      He looks 12 in this lol

    • @SageofSorrow
      @SageofSorrow 4 роки тому +27

      He doesn’t do the fake outrage, anger, overacting anymore. He’s more chill and is just being himself, which is better. I actually started watching him only last year so when I stumbled on his older vids where he’s using the fake rage gimmick that was popular back then its just...(god I hate this word)...cringe. The Battlefield Earth Hilariocrity review is a prime example.

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 4 роки тому +1

      Hes so happy! In the thumbnails look at him!

    • @whade62000
      @whade62000 3 роки тому +1

      Plot twist: Pedro is a time traveller from 2026

    • @valkyrie9646
      @valkyrie9646 3 роки тому

      It is all the weight that he gained that aged him 20 years. He was super cute when he made this video, but, in 2021... well, big difference.

  • @theFLICKpick
    @theFLICKpick 11 років тому +1743

    Flawless Victory review dude.

  • @monkeymadgamers4152
    @monkeymadgamers4152 9 років тому +696

    "SUCKERS"-Scorpion, 1997

    • @Theredeyedjedi
      @Theredeyedjedi 6 років тому +5

      @P.R.Ime, the Platinum Ranger Are you mad?

    • @TheSaikeDemon
      @TheSaikeDemon 5 років тому +15

      "GET THE FUCK OVER BITCH!" - Scorpion, mortal kombat shaolin monks

  • @sprengt
    @sprengt 6 років тому +357

    "Too bad you.. will die"
    Too bad, you are in this movie!"
    Hahaha, best burn ever.

  • @maxgrabl5367
    @maxgrabl5367 7 років тому +429

    I died when Radien said "Never Give Up!" After his backflips

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому +7

      Who`s "Radien"? :p

    • @emilioDCG
      @emilioDCG 4 роки тому +33

      I have arrived from the year 2020 to tell you that this comment is still hilarious and to wash your hands.

    • @emilioDCG
      @emilioDCG 4 роки тому

      @F-zero91maru I'm with you lol

    • @emilioDCG
      @emilioDCG 4 роки тому +2

      @F-zero91maru I've seen both! 😂😂😂 Add Doom and the live action Resident Evil Movies to that equation also lmao

    • @FansFAX
      @FansFAX 4 роки тому +3

      my favorite line is "it's not weak to value LLLLLLIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEE" ⚡⚡

  • @DBringmann
    @DBringmann 9 років тому +1591

    "hey wife do you remember that time when you played my mom?"

    • @XsvruploaderX
      @XsvruploaderX 9 років тому +235

      +Daniel Bringmann to be fair it'd be way worse in reverse

    • @johnnysake8052
      @johnnysake8052 9 років тому +47

      +XsvruploaderX but this one implies an Oedipus Complex. Both are terrible xD

    • @blackphillip5757
      @blackphillip5757 9 років тому +184

      +Daniel Bringmann There were budgets constraints.

    • @bloodrosereaper2099
      @bloodrosereaper2099 9 років тому +109

      +Daniel Bringmann that sounds like the beginning of a really bad porn movie and a divorce.

    • @captainjakemerica4579
      @captainjakemerica4579 8 років тому +20

      +Daniel Bringmann Seriously is that his wife's voice?

  • @gmorgan7603
    @gmorgan7603 6 років тому +338

    If you watch the fight scene between Scorpion and Jonny Cage in the first movie, it is actually a very well done fight scene

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 4 роки тому +57

      Most of the fight scenes in the first film are well done. The only one I thought that was pretty bad was Sonya vs. Kano. That was just terrible and ended way too quickly.

    • @mixedbusiness1
      @mixedbusiness1 4 роки тому +42

      First movie was dope. Probably one of the best game adaptations ever imo. And a great example of classic fun 90s cheese.

    • @MikeM-np4od
      @MikeM-np4od 4 роки тому +15

      @@alucard624 I think that was because Bridget Wilson didn't have all that long to prepare. I think I saw somewhere Cameron Diaz was supposed to be Sonya until she broke her wrist or something.

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 4 роки тому +11

      @@MikeM-np4od Diaz did indeed break her wrist and that's why Wilson was cast as a last minute replacement and it shows due to her lackluster martial arts ability (I doubt Cameron would have been much better).

    • @MKF30
      @MKF30 4 роки тому +8

      @alucard, The Sonya vs kano fight wasn't "horrible" it was just shorter and bridget isn't a martial artist like the other actors in real life. It also had some personal elements to it given their background and that part where he kicks her dead in the ribs was definitely a pivotal moment in that fight. But anyway, the first mk movie is easily the best video game film even to this date. Watch SF, tekken, doa, db etc and you'll see.

  • @belfastroastmaster3847
    @belfastroastmaster3847 8 років тому +367

    I watched it when I was a kid. When Johnny Cage died at the beginning, my first thought was "wow, this movie is going to be absolutely shit beyond all comparison". I was not wrong.

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 8 років тому +15

      Belfast Roastmaster obvious from the start it would be terrible because it completely disregards the 1st movie.
      In the 1st movie the Forces of outworld could invade earth if they won 10 straight mortal kombat tournaments.
      They didn't because the shown 1 the 10th 1 outworld lost yet still they invade earth making the 1st movie utterly pointless.
      Also not getting all original cast back including Rayden and Sonya is a terrible sign.

    • @acreppinstp
      @acreppinstp 8 років тому +7

      lies. theres no way a kid can understand a bad movie from a good movie. they enjoy everything. As a kid I thought annihalation was better than the original because it had cyrax, jax with metal arms, animality at the end. Now as an adult annihalation looks worse than those late night Hercules, xena warrior princess reruns. Every movie I liked as a kid I now hate as an adult and every movie I didn't like as a kid I like now example Surf Ninjas, The Fugitive. As a kid I wouldve probably thought The last airbender was a good movie.

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 8 років тому +3

      ***** I know liking or loving movies as a kid that are undeniably great.
      Robocop, T2 Judgement Day, The Running Man, TMNT, SW Return of the Jedi, Jaws, etc.
      Since kids are likely innocent of movie flaws it's not surprising they'll believe a bad or terrible movie is good or great.

    • @oliverhernandez1236
      @oliverhernandez1236 6 років тому +1

      Belfast Roastmaster but to me it wasent that wack I enjoyed it

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 років тому +5

      I remember the fights... the goddamn FIGHTS in this movie being completely dull and having no impact even when I was an easily entertained child...
      Good job Annihilation. Kid me was bored by your shitty fighting.

  • @toastydanny9136
    @toastydanny9136 9 років тому +681

    Seriously that intro was FLAWLESS!

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 9 років тому +13

      +Marcus “DeadPunisherCZ” Punisher I guess you can say it was a "Flawless Victory"

    • @aziz6039
      @aziz6039 9 років тому +3

      +Die - Hearts No...

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 9 років тому +2

      Aziz Shohail fml

    • @OnewingedAngel69
      @OnewingedAngel69 8 років тому +9

      Turned out fine!

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 8 років тому +2

      .3.

  • @matth6141
    @matth6141 5 років тому +222

    You didn’t mention the best part. When Raiden returns and has to address the fact he got a haircut.

    • @fuscinula
      @fuscinula 4 роки тому +13

      Exactly. That's the only thing I remember from the movie, Raiden with a terrible haircut.

    • @jamesedleymusic
      @jamesedleymusic 4 роки тому +8

      "Never give up hope" more like never get a haircut.

    • @NathanDrakeTheGreat
      @NathanDrakeTheGreat 4 роки тому +3

      To be fair, they did that in Endgame with Captain Marvel, and everyone loves that movie...

    • @LucienneoftheDreaming
      @LucienneoftheDreaming 4 роки тому +2

      @@NathanDrakeTheGreat oh my god I hated her haircut.

    • @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245
      @shadowpersonoftheunknown6245 3 роки тому

      Raiden's not Raiden unless he's wearing his Kasa

  • @ibtehajshaikh
    @ibtehajshaikh 9 років тому +108

    Scorpion screaming "SUCKERS" is the best dialogue ever written, delivered in the best possible way X'D (cant stop laughing)

  • @Ae7herium
    @Ae7herium 10 років тому +217

    I laughed so hard when Scorpion yelled: "SUCKEEEEERRSSS!!"

    • @Yahiko25
      @Yahiko25 10 років тому +64

      I always getting the feeling that Scorpion said "SUCKEEERRRSSS!!" to the people who watched this movie in the theaters.

    • @GhostFan-ev4di
      @GhostFan-ev4di 9 років тому +7

      Yahiko25 Same feelings bra

    • @johnsorrow1987
      @johnsorrow1987 3 роки тому

      @@Yahiko25 I was one of them.😔

  • @wasingerl
    @wasingerl 5 років тому +198

    It should have been called "Mortal Kombat 2: Who gives a flip?"

    • @salhussain7287
      @salhussain7287 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @Daysed.and.Konfuzed
      @Daysed.and.Konfuzed 4 роки тому +1

      I was gonna like this comment, but then I notice the 54 likes.
      One for every flip in this movie.
      So I won't touch it. 😄

    • @damo9961
      @damo9961 4 роки тому

      That would have actually made it watchable.

    • @Culley91
      @Culley91 3 роки тому

      Lmaooooooo

    • @Teamwonderful702
      @Teamwonderful702 3 роки тому

      Lmao!!!

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 9 років тому +264

    Question: Does Shao Khan think he's gonna conquer the world with an army equipped with weapons from the 12th century? 

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 9 років тому +17

      Joshua Night's King LOL!!! I never noticed how pathetic that is!!!

    • @michaelzessin9227
      @michaelzessin9227 9 років тому +55

      I think he could. There are only 6 people on the planet and none of them are using guns. :)

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 9 років тому +30

      Michael Zessin
      This army vanishes, never to be seen again shortly after. I guess they thought: "Kahn's plan is fucking stupid. Let's go home." lol

    • @eldennub
      @eldennub 9 років тому +4

      +SunBunz now that makes a lot of sense. So shao kahn was fucked up since the begining.

    • @eldennub
      @eldennub 9 років тому +4

      And he never realized that, hahahahaa this shit gets only dumber and better!!!

  • @MortonGoldthwait
    @MortonGoldthwait 8 років тому +124

    You failed to mention. When Liu Kang kicks the last Baraka off the cage, the film cuts top the same shot of Rain falling into the fire from the "This will never happen again." scene.

    • @14dfree
      @14dfree 8 років тому +5

      MortonGoldthwait lol how lazy 😂😂

    • @CtheDead209-zt8tj
      @CtheDead209-zt8tj 5 років тому

      You mean ermac....

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 4 роки тому

      @@CtheDead209-zt8tj No, that was Rain, the purple ninja. Ermac showed up later in the film to get his ass handed to him by Sonya.

  • @supadopemex9245
    @supadopemex9245 3 роки тому +23

    Man all I know is I got this VHS as a birthday gift when I was 7 and I watched it OVER AND OVER AGAIN with my elementary school friend David. WE LOVED IT. This movie will always be know to me (someone who can truly appreciate film) as one of the greatest movies ever made!!!!!

    • @donboldon3104
      @donboldon3104 3 роки тому

      same here

    • @andysalter7192
      @andysalter7192 2 роки тому +5

      I thought Superman 4 was awesome as a kid ....... nostalgia can't delete the fact that movie ( and this one ) suck !

    • @moffit1
      @moffit1 Рік тому +3

      You had a rough childhood

    • @supadopemex9245
      @supadopemex9245 Рік тому +1

      @@moffit1 🤣😂

  • @jakeus2575
    @jakeus2575 8 років тому +767

    I nearly died watching this movie when I was a kid. I literally nearly did, I choked on a sweet whilst watching the movie and my dad had to save me hahahahaha fuck this movie

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 8 років тому +15

      and I nearly died during this movie trying to do flip shots. worst hang over ever, and I barley lasted 20 minutes.

    • @nuzlocker1008
      @nuzlocker1008 8 років тому +38

      FINISH HIM

    • @heedthegreatness3136
      @heedthegreatness3136 7 років тому +1

      +kyriss12 way too many flips ...same thing I said

    • @movez8223
      @movez8223 7 років тому +13

      Holy fuck my cousin also choked on a sweet when we were kids and watched it. She almost fucking died and my oldest brother saved her, duuuudeeee what the fuck??? Did someone curse those who watched this movie to choke on fucking sweets what the hell the coincidenc is real 😂😂

    • @Joelomite
      @Joelomite 7 років тому +8

      I also nearly died watching this....from LAUGHTER!!!
      I saw this in the theatre and it was a GLORIOUS experience seeing the entire audience heckle the SHIT out of this fucked film. Hell, I wish I had a phone camera back then to record the amazing audience lunacy. The heckling MADE the movie so worth it!!! I wish I saw this ten times a week JUST to see the audience reactions. Such a piece of shit movie....with golden memories!!

  • @Kujakuseki01
    @Kujakuseki01 8 років тому +48

    OMG. The Home Alone lines over the dream sequence insult shit was HILARIOUS.

  • @lindybeige
    @lindybeige 5 років тому +280

    I wanted to see a 54-flip montage!

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 4 роки тому +3

      Same!

    • @jimbowlan5804
      @jimbowlan5804 4 роки тому +2

      When I saw this in theaters I said what the fuck is up with all these fucking flips and why does this movie fucking suck

    • @spencestep1998
      @spencestep1998 4 роки тому +3

      Didnt expect to see you here, make another fire arrows vid?

    • @mahino420
      @mahino420 3 роки тому +1

      what are you doing here mate

  • @AKdsad100
    @AKdsad100 10 років тому +368

    The funny thing is that I watched this movie when I was 12 and I thought it was awesome

    • @Gareth_Mayers
      @Gareth_Mayers 10 років тому +3

      me too i loved it but now i have to admit i am shocked how bad the effects were

    • @AKdsad100
      @AKdsad100 10 років тому +1

      the same here...

    • @Armageddon-yt3so
      @Armageddon-yt3so 10 років тому +13

      same, but it is a guilty pleasure of mine.

    • @Elvoalven
      @Elvoalven 10 років тому +3

      I was the same with Baby Geniuses.

    • @POPINCONEJO88
      @POPINCONEJO88 10 років тому +1

      same here lol

  • @xXSupreme45Xx
    @xXSupreme45Xx 9 років тому +107

    That raiden backflip though!

    • @supixio6166
      @supixio6166 5 років тому +2

      Jay Hill Never give up hope

  • @alexiachimciuc3199
    @alexiachimciuc3199 5 років тому +185

    Dude the part with Britney Spears killed me!!

  • @KARMAkilledyou
    @KARMAkilledyou 8 років тому +23

    That shot of Raiden front flipping in then saying "never give up hope" seriously has to become a meme wowww

  • @greggately5782
    @greggately5782 9 років тому +216

    how come you don't do these hilariocity reviews anymore? these are great

    • @emperorpalpatine7149
      @emperorpalpatine7149 9 років тому +5

      +Greg Barnett So far, no movies are so bad it's good yet.

    • @Rebazar
      @Rebazar 9 років тому +1

      +Greg Barnett new one coming sunday apparently

    • @rafiqputera
      @rafiqputera 9 років тому +2

      +Greg Barnett cool cat....

    • @Echoingdolphin
      @Echoingdolphin 9 років тому +6

      +Greg Barnett he does

    • @blyjd91
      @blyjd91 9 років тому +3

      +Greg Barnett Warriors of Virtue anyone?

  • @Tremmor500
    @Tremmor500 4 роки тому +42

    Fun story, the exact day you mention, Nov 21st 1997, was my 12th birthday. My estranged dad was in town and unbeknownst to me, he took me to see this movie so my mom could set up a surprise party. When it was over we went back to my house and the party started. It was a rough night because I grew up really depressed and anxious. When I was surprised I was overwhelmed and retreated to my room to cry. My dad, who didn’t raise me so he wasn’t super aware of all this, came in and talked to me. Eventually, I came around and joined the party. It was okay, until my bipolar adult aged sister showed up. Already in a fight with my mom, she came over screaming about something and burst in yelling at my niece (who is the same age as me) to get outside now. Then my nephew (who’s a couple years older than me) got in a fist fight with my brother. The night was a total disaster, even though the few friends that did come gave me some pretty cool presents.
    With everything that happened that night, I have to say... watching this movie was absolutely the worst part of my 12th birthday.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 роки тому

      @Kryptoskillet Wow... sorry to hear from both your comment and and person above you had absolutely disastrous 12 and 16th birthdays, when this dumpster fire of a movie came out. I was massively into MK lore when this movie came out, and I loved the first one, also saw it on TV, but I thought it was the best thing ever, at the time; and I'd only played MK Trilogy at the time. And while that version wasn't the best, it did help me learn the characters names better and the ones I didn't know at the time, like Kabal or Stryker. The first MK movie and Trilogy were the reasons why I gave a crap about the series in the first place, and as a kid, I didn't think this movie was all that bad, but I definitely did notice some of the horrible editing, and awful green screen and "special effects", if you even want to call them that... and them killing off Johnny Cage in the first 2 minutes, which was a bad idea. I know Johnny dies when Outworld does invade Earthrealm, but just because that happens in-between MK 2 and 3, doesn't mean that he should've died there. Especially when the actor from the first movie, killed it as Johnny Cage, and that movie gave the MK kharacters and games themselves, some much needed depth, and the guy who played Shang-Tsung, even returned to voice him again in MK11, and Johnny had the best lines in the first movie, all quotable, like: "This is the part where you fall down", or "Where do you get these guys?! And the press says I can't act?!"
      And that same dude(Linden Ashby), was even going to return AS Johnny Cage and was ready to sign the contract for Annihilation, until he read the script, and went, "Oh"... because he read that his character dies in the opening of the movie. So he didn't sign the contract, and even gave out a Johnny Cage like response about why he didn't come back as Johnny. He was the best character in the first movie, and if they hadn't killed him off immediately, just think about all of the amazing one-liners Johnny could've given us to get through this slog...I know, it's MK, the series best known for its Fatalities, from Sub-Zero's Spine-Rip, to Johnny Cage upercutting your head off (the move's called Deadly Uppercut). But I don't think Johnny would've went and died like that, like a total chump. This movie is definitely Johnny Cage's worst role ever. No wonder the press says he can't act, geez...

    • @ajelliott9923
      @ajelliott9923 2 роки тому

      Id prefer to watch a film of ur birthdays than to see this again

    • @andysalter7192
      @andysalter7192 2 роки тому

      Damn , my 12th birthday was watching Nightmare on elm street and eating lollies and cake to I almost exploded!
      And I got a sweet Ghetto blaster!

  • @szalayisti
    @szalayisti 10 років тому +136

    Imagine this shit with crappy Hungarian voiceover.
    Instant man party activity with some beer.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 9 років тому

      Isti Szalay That must have been fun!

    • @vbacs22
      @vbacs22 9 років тому

      Isti Szalay Especially Shao Khan....that was amazingly bad.

    • @nickm2046
      @nickm2046 9 років тому

      Isti Szalay Isti???? Hát te hogy kerültél ide? xD

    • @kokenyesybalazs54
      @kokenyesybalazs54 7 років тому

      You mean in commercial ?

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 9 років тому +269

    Killing off Johnny Cage kinda pissed me off because he's one of my fav characters. However, upon reflection, it was probably a mercy killing in order to spare him the humility of this movie.

    • @mp3gta749
      @mp3gta749 9 років тому +4

      He died in the 3rd game

    • @SlasherIncorporated
      @SlasherIncorporated 6 років тому +22

      Fun fact: Linden Ashby, who was Johnny's actor in the first movie, was approached to reprise the role, but he instantly turned it down after reading the script and finding out that Johnny was going to be killed off only 7 minutes into the film during the opening scene.

    • @williamhernandez2531
      @williamhernandez2531 6 років тому +11

      Humiliation. Not humility

    • @cavemantero
      @cavemantero 6 років тому +3

      the actor was like fuck this shit i'm out

    • @davidrich27
      @davidrich27 6 років тому +2

      William Hernandez
      Humilitality, not Humility.

  • @GentlyUsedFrog
    @GentlyUsedFrog 5 років тому +61

    To be fair, the Sub-Zero thing is cannon. The first Sub-Zero "Bi-Han" died at the hand of Scorpion. He later became Noob Saibot because of Shang Tsung. Then his little brother "Kuai Liang" took the name Sub-Zero.

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 роки тому

      There are 2 Sub-Zero's, but the first one is Bi Han.

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 роки тому +3

      @@YangTheAce Literally what I said.

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 роки тому

      @@GentlyUsedFrog 😅

  • @RigbyD-d1v
    @RigbyD-d1v 7 років тому +216

    Terminator 2: Judgement Day came out 6 years before Mortal Kombat: Annihilation and its special effects were a million times better. What happened here?!

    • @JacobMinger
      @JacobMinger 5 років тому +45

      This movie had no budget and a terrible script.

    • @StaticBlaster
      @StaticBlaster 5 років тому +4

      @@JacobMinger and the translation between video game and film is hard to do. That's why most video game adaptations suck.

    • @JoeTurok
      @JoeTurok 5 років тому +21

      Kindly don't ever use Terminator 2: Judgement Day and this movie in the same sentence again, EVER!

    • @JTAnarky
      @JTAnarky 4 роки тому +1

      @@JacobMinger I wouldn't say 30 million dollars constitutes "no budget"

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 роки тому +11

      @@StaticBlaster translation from game to movie is actually ridiculously easy. The problem is studio execs interfering and writers and directors deviating from the source material.
      And even IF it were hard, which it's not, that's no excuse for the horrible visual effects, which is what the initial criticism was addressing.

  • @SquierStrat72
    @SquierStrat72 8 років тому +253

    Where was humanity?? I'll tell you, Chris. Somehow, they knew Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was being filmed. And ran away...................

    • @andrejz8954
      @andrejz8954 8 років тому +13

      +SquierStrat72 Lol you're too much! xD

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 7 років тому +15

      That's not correct. The fact that this movie was being made killed all of humanity.

  • @MattyBudzzz
    @MattyBudzzz 4 роки тому +35

    "Turned out fine" most underrated and most important part of this video

    • @DanielCantinero
      @DanielCantinero 3 роки тому +1

      Where was that sound clip from....? it’s etched in my mind but I can’t place it. 🤭🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @thefirepirnceappalo4585
    @thefirepirnceappalo4585 9 років тому +177

    Sindel: too bad, YOU, will die
    Chris Stuckmann: too bad, YOU, are in this moive

  • @jessechuff
    @jessechuff 9 років тому +116

    The first Mortal Kombat movie was actually really great, as campy and cheesy as it was. I honestly really really like that movie. The second one, though. Ehhhhhhhhhh.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 5 років тому +4

      Bogen Jo it was Paul W.S Anderson’s only good movie, in my opinion.

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 3 роки тому

      I like it more than the new one that just came out.

    • @thunderfyrekinggaming2243
      @thunderfyrekinggaming2243 3 роки тому

      Film not a movie

    • @irishspagetti6565
      @irishspagetti6565 7 днів тому

      Best video game movie imo, there's just a certain charm to MK1, it's fun, fights are really good and some good catchphrases

  • @EdgeVStriker
    @EdgeVStriker 5 років тому +25

    “As long as the portals remain open, YOUR WORLD BECOMES MY WORLD!” is my new favorite villainous line lmao

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 5 років тому +6

      WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWEL. WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWEL. WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWEL.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 6 років тому +61

    Chris was adorable in the opening. I loved him recreating his 9-year-old self.

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't. That scene was horrible cringe; I hope I remember to skip it whenever I rewatch this vid.

    • @theBbnj93
      @theBbnj93 4 роки тому +7

      @@EnvisionerWill cool story, can you tell it again? Do you have time?

    • @Latverian_peasant
      @Latverian_peasant 4 роки тому +2

      EnvisionerWill That’s too bad.

    • @GauravSharma-dy8xv
      @GauravSharma-dy8xv 4 роки тому +3

      @@EnvisionerWill anyway how's your sex life?

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 9 років тому +238

    "Never give up hope!"

  • @mikeRedMDK2032
    @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +23

    The home alone joke caught me so off guard 😂 . 11/10 👍

  • @dj120daysofsodom7
    @dj120daysofsodom7 8 років тому +78

    "Kevin, you are such a disease" 😂

    • @KevinKosmoArt
      @KevinKosmoArt 5 років тому +4

      But I'm not. Boo hoo hoo hooo hoooo

  • @PranjalDhungana
    @PranjalDhungana 4 роки тому +107

    This intro scene did not age well after his latest video lol

  • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
    @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 6 років тому +36

    To think Avengers 4 almost got Annihilation in the title gives me shivers...

    • @captainjakemerica4579
      @captainjakemerica4579 5 років тому +12

      Wouldn't be surprised if this movie is why that title wasn't given the only other title I could have got behind was Infinity Gauntlet

  • @throgdarthebrute
    @throgdarthebrute 9 років тому +45

    I actually thought the first one was "good" not event "decent", but GOOD. Then the sequel came out and I died inside...

  • @fonzemusic3718
    @fonzemusic3718 5 років тому +92

    I liked this movie when I was young
    I regret liking this movie

    • @isadoramoon7521
      @isadoramoon7521 4 роки тому +7

      Don't worry, I remember liking some shitty movies too when I was young 😅

    • @fonzemusic3718
      @fonzemusic3718 4 роки тому +4

      @Wparker6804 Christ bro I think I was like 8 or 9

    • @VancouverBcsk8ters
      @VancouverBcsk8ters 4 роки тому +2

      Haha same

    • @jacob_stay_frosty2821
      @jacob_stay_frosty2821 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @adampellett4917
      @adampellett4917 4 роки тому +2

      I saw this in 1998 and hating it ever since. I hope WB and James Wan to make it an R rated because of the gruesome violence since the video game.

  • @TRAGICTIDES
    @TRAGICTIDES 5 років тому +9

    Idk how I got to this video 6 years later but I love how far you've come with your reviews.~ getting better and better at leading us to the right films~
    A prime example of beautiful evolution of content♡

  • @lunaracc914
    @lunaracc914 8 років тому +55

    I think Paul WS Anderson's best movie is actually Event Horizon

  • @MrFTW733
    @MrFTW733 7 років тому +21

    “Turned out fine!”
    Thank you for that intro.

  • @CharlieDrumming21
    @CharlieDrumming21 5 років тому +63

    12:54 I laughed so hard I fell to the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that line was so dumb

  • @blakekneippfilms
    @blakekneippfilms 10 років тому +71

    PLEASE DO A HILARIOCITY REVIEW OF THE OLD FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIES

    • @gta4freak666
      @gta4freak666 10 років тому +10

      those movies are just bad, not really funny

    • @thewateversho223gaming
      @thewateversho223gaming 7 років тому +11

      The movies aren't even that bad

    • @RigbyD-d1v
      @RigbyD-d1v 7 років тому

      Superpiair1 There was a Hilariocity of the 1990 Captain America movie but the only thing it did was piss Chris off.

  • @ChAn-dv9to
    @ChAn-dv9to 9 років тому +65

    THERE ARE 15 PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO MAKE TROUBLE

    • @fountaincap
      @fountaincap 8 років тому +5

      I made my family disappear. :)

    • @calvincameron354
      @calvincameron354 7 років тому +3

      GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOSEY LITTLE PERVERT OR IM GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY!

    • @StaticBlaster
      @StaticBlaster 5 років тому

      @@calvincameron354 lol 😂 😂

  • @jebatman756
    @jebatman756 5 років тому +57

    Should've called it "Mortal Flippin' Kombat"

    • @jamesedleymusic
      @jamesedleymusic 4 роки тому +1

      To be honest, the games have a tonne of flips too.

  • @build859
    @build859 8 років тому +87

    I understood that this movie sucks when I was 10. That says something.

  • @Neat0_o
    @Neat0_o 7 років тому +9

    That intro had me laughing so hard. The music playing in the background while you were describing how awful the special effects were, is classic.

  • @POPINCONEJO88
    @POPINCONEJO88 4 роки тому +94

    Anyone back here after watching Jeremy Jahns movie review of Mortal Kombat Annihilation

  • @bruceleeroy8302
    @bruceleeroy8302 11 років тому +19

    @7:03 I believe Scorpion was talking to the audience who paid to see this movie.

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 11 років тому +1

      Yeah Bruce, did you know that Shao Kahn in this film repackaged one of The Undertaker's famous catchphrases?.

  • @victariongreyjoy7261
    @victariongreyjoy7261 8 років тому +27

    The bride of Frankenstein girl played one of the sirens in Oh Brother Where Art Thou

  • @Wolf.moon23
    @Wolf.moon23 3 роки тому +15

    Man, the ending in the first movie was so epic, that Shao Khan looked so menacing, but then I got REALLY disapointed when I saw this Shao Khan, he sounds like he's trying to hold his laugh every time he talks!

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 роки тому +1

      No, he's crying and talking at the same
      time. And to be fair, I first WATCHED this
      movie past week and it's even worse
      than I thought it would be. It's worse
      than Legacy I suppose😒😡🔥💥...

    • @thunderfyrekinggaming2243
      @thunderfyrekinggaming2243 3 роки тому

      Film not a movie

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 Рік тому

      I disagree but ok

  • @roguetwo5903
    @roguetwo5903 8 років тому +110

    There was no money for extras.

  • @Aztecatl7
    @Aztecatl7 5 років тому +24

    To be fair, if Outworld is invading Earth realm, Kahn's army would be in Earth realm, not in Outworld where the final confrontation with Kahn takes place.

    • @JuriAmari
      @JuriAmari 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Considering the terms of Mortal Kombat, Earth would be on the brink of takeover by Outworld so technically it should’ve been on Earth as a sort of honorable last stand since Shao Kahn was one tournament away from total victory. Then again, he has been breaking several rules to get to that point and so he totally had the match in Outworld as an assumption that he had it in the bag. Obviously Liu Kang proved otherwise.

    • @jamesedleymusic
      @jamesedleymusic 4 роки тому +1

      I think it's because Outworld is merging with Earthrealm.

  • @MarvelMan1989
    @MarvelMan1989 5 років тому +13

    That Home Alone reference had me rolling! LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂

    • @jpnoy
      @jpnoy 5 років тому +3

      MarvelMan1989 that was spot on

    • @legendhasit557
      @legendhasit557 5 років тому

      Man i lost it 100% then when i came back i sub to the channel

  • @TheFLAMEXD
    @TheFLAMEXD 10 років тому +50

    I actually liked the first MK film. While it isn't the best adaptation, it's still a better one compared to a lot of film adaptations of video games

    • @DarthBigBen
      @DarthBigBen 10 років тому +2

      I agree.

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 10 років тому +2

      Thank you :)

    • @bulletmaniac69
      @bulletmaniac69 10 років тому +3

      Agreed. A higher budget does not always make a film good. See Hitman.... Max Payne.... *shudders* MK was great though and certainly a lot better than it's sequel.

    • @cjlamb26
      @cjlamb26 10 років тому +1

      I honestly believe its the best video game movie ever made. Resident evil 1 a close second

    • @TunnelVisionAthletic
      @TunnelVisionAthletic 10 років тому

      Yep, to this day its still the best video game movie ever made.

  • @CallumSteadman
    @CallumSteadman 4 роки тому +50

    I doubt his parents actually let him play any violent games when he was young following his latest video....

    • @tobyflenderson6972
      @tobyflenderson6972 3 роки тому +5

      It makes me wonder what things he said about his parents in the past are true to not.

    • @CallumSteadman
      @CallumSteadman 3 роки тому +9

      @@tobyflenderson6972 get the fuck out of here Toby.

    • @tobyflenderson6972
      @tobyflenderson6972 3 роки тому +6

      @@CallumSteadman oh shit, I didn’t even notice your profile picture

    • @CallumSteadman
      @CallumSteadman 3 роки тому +6

      @@tobyflenderson6972 😂😂😂😂

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 3 роки тому +5

      I highly doubt that they didn’t let him play violent video games. My family is a lot like his and they still let me play violent video games. They even let me play Mortal Kombat X

  • @mvpmvp2980
    @mvpmvp2980 6 років тому +39

    its amusing to me that 3% of critics actually gave this movie a positive review

  • @BadReferenceMan
    @BadReferenceMan 9 років тому +38

    "Meta-Predator attacks them"
    and a year later, Mortal Kombat X comes out with a Predator dlc

  • @WilbrickStudios
    @WilbrickStudios 9 років тому +22

    My god, the guy who play's Sub Zero's brother looks like Adam Driver.

    • @portiz6283
      @portiz6283 5 років тому +2

      Bow to The Lin Kuei!

  • @garym6315
    @garym6315 5 років тому +22

    That "sucker" line has baffled me for years. It's like they actually thought that was one of his catchphrases??

    • @jamesedleymusic
      @jamesedleymusic 4 роки тому

      They had already used "Get over here!" so they had to make one up.

    • @mattyc.9332
      @mattyc.9332 4 роки тому

      It was for all the people who paid to see it.....😅

    • @tyshco2969
      @tyshco2969 4 роки тому

      Why not: "Come here!"

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 роки тому

      "Suckers" doesn't work in the
      games and NEITHER in the movies.

  • @HALFTHEMIKE
    @HALFTHEMIKE 11 років тому +23

    The first mortal kombat will always be awesome in my book lol

    • @HALFTHEMIKE
      @HALFTHEMIKE 8 років тому

      Last Pagan well, that's not very nice. Sorry you feel that way 👍

  • @ashamazon2262
    @ashamazon2262 6 років тому +22

    I love the Home Alone part

  • @asherbh_sings
    @asherbh_sings 3 роки тому +11

    Chris: “I was in elementary school in 1992”
    Also Chris: Was 4 years old in 1992

  • @TheNgStars
    @TheNgStars 9 років тому +122

    Do food fight plz

    • @bricebridges3814
      @bricebridges3814 9 років тому

      Lmao

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 9 років тому

      +mounir maged i agree XD

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 9 років тому +4

      +NgStars Ng watch nostalgia critic XDD, funny as hell!

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 9 років тому

      +Antichrist2000 Woah I was not aware of him trying to claim Scorpion... Ed Boon must have been FURIOUS Scorpion is his favorite character on his own games roster xD

    • @captainjakemerica4579
      @captainjakemerica4579 8 років тому +4

      +NgStars Ng He should do this movie in hilariocity form along with Son of the Mask

  • @jeffreykare
    @jeffreykare 11 років тому +5

    Your Hilariocity Reviews can really teach us all one thing, what not to do while making a movie!

  • @txhorror74
    @txhorror74 3 роки тому +15

    My favorite part of this movie was them having as many Mortal Kombat characters possible and then have them do absolutely nothing lol

    • @DawnLong-s3k
      @DawnLong-s3k 4 місяці тому

      My favorite character is the poorly rendered PlayStation monster who got beat up by Jax. I feel bad for that poor monster.

  • @93JJV
    @93JJV 11 років тому +6

    that part about spiderwoman getting killed because of budget restrain LOLLLL made my day

  • @Quatroloucos-tw6pi
    @Quatroloucos-tw6pi 10 років тому +8

    "Too bad... you're in this movie!"
    I laughed so hard i almost pooped in my pants!

  • @Michelrs
    @Michelrs 4 роки тому +19

    Mortal Kombat: Budget Annihilation

  • @WisperingD
    @WisperingD 11 років тому +10

    Britney Spears! Haha! Great stuff as always Chris Stuckmann can't wait to see more of these. Almost makes me want to watch this just for a laugh, but I know I wouldn't last the whole movie. I think you should have shown us the actual flips in the flip count at the end too though

  • @bender_cigar
    @bender_cigar 9 років тому +12

    that home alone part fucking killed me

  • @THEBaldEagle1
    @THEBaldEagle1 Рік тому +1

    Oh Man. Stuckmann AND Mark Roessler (Weird Movies With Mark) have GOT to do a side-by-side someday.
    Stuckmann's intros are priceless ("thanks Mom...you're the best mom!" A CLASSIC)...and Roessler's insertion of himself into the movies he reviews are peerless.
    Together...these 2 could make ONE AMAZING...FOR ALL TIMES...review of a ridiculously bad movie!
    (I vote those 2 together...review "ANYTHING by Irwin Allen" or "To Wong Foo" or maybe even "Dangerous Men"...or (Dare I say? dare dare!)..."GetEven"? (Oh yes...there is NO shortage of revisiting that one!)
    What a "Killa Collab" that would be!

  • @crazypayne93
    @crazypayne93 11 років тому +44

    You should review "Birdemic: Shock and Terror". Horrible film

    • @Buzz-Mcfly
      @Buzz-Mcfly 11 років тому +9

      *hilarious

    • @takmaps
      @takmaps 11 років тому

      the worst i ever seen

    • @takmaps
      @takmaps 11 років тому

      ***** the second one??? they made a sequel??? Wow

    • @Mrcryptidsarereal
      @Mrcryptidsarereal 10 років тому

      I don't think he will survive!

  • @whereverover
    @whereverover 9 років тому +19

    that Brithey Spears clip reference killed me)))

    •  6 років тому +1

      Me too!🤣

    • @LukaSjekloca
      @LukaSjekloca 5 років тому

      whereverover Me as well😂

  • @reloadpsi
    @reloadpsi 5 років тому +17

    "We see the Eiffel Tower and that's how we know the world's in danger"
    I laughed every time it appeared because it felt as though it was being used like an establishing shot of the villains' evil lair in a Saturday morning cartoon.

  • @casvd01
    @casvd01 9 років тому +23

    I love your reviews. you're so honest and funny

  • @cubanref9670
    @cubanref9670 7 років тому +33

    District 9 had a 30 million dollar budget too...😂🤣😂🤣

    • @adampellett4917
      @adampellett4917 4 роки тому +5

      It's WAY better than that flick.

    • @jd5726
      @jd5726 4 роки тому +1

      For real? Wtf, and that movies was amazing

    • @wafflebrothel7712
      @wafflebrothel7712 3 роки тому +1

      District 9. One of my favorite movies directed by one of my favorite director’s. Neil Blomkamps movies and those at OATs studios are awesome. They’re basically perfect examples of science fiction.

    • @jd5726
      @jd5726 3 роки тому +1

      @@wafflebrothel7712 get ready for the sequel! It's actually happening!!

    • @wafflebrothel7712
      @wafflebrothel7712 3 роки тому

      @@jd5726 yeah, I’ve heard! It’s about time! I can’t wait!

  • @CSC52698
    @CSC52698 Рік тому +3

    Back when Chris had a pair of balls and wasn't afraid to speak truthfully and freely about any films.

  • @cjkmelee
    @cjkmelee 11 років тому +5

    is that a mario-kart /drive mashup shirt?!?!? That is OFFICIALLY the coolest shirt you have ever worn on the show.

  • @donlae
    @donlae 6 років тому +21

    “Some say it’s his best movie!”
    That year he makes a 95% in rotten tomatoes movie!

  • @JktuUekmw
    @JktuUekmw 5 років тому +2

    That sub-zero effect when he makes his frostball at 6:34, that was actually good, i had to rewatch it a few times

  • @dylanvalorfall
    @dylanvalorfall 8 років тому +18

    I am not going to lie...I fucking LOVED this movie as a kid. I was aware of how stupid it was though hahaha. I had it burnt on a vhs tape, and I watched it multiple times a month.

  • @aaronthebox
    @aaronthebox 10 років тому +6

    The best line from this movie: "And it IS GLORIOUS!!!"

  • @myfriendisaac
    @myfriendisaac 4 роки тому +4

    11:11 This "Home Alone" reference has me in T E A R S 😭😂💀

  • @mooviedude141
    @mooviedude141 7 років тому +8

    This was the first movie I rented at my local Hollywood Video when it opened up.....I enjoyed it as a little kid,this is still a guilty pleasure for me.

  • @blakekneippfilms
    @blakekneippfilms 10 років тому +52

    this movie had a 30 million dollar budget. FACEPALM!!!!!!!

    • @TrillBill
      @TrillBill 9 років тому

      Dr. Olympus How much did it make back in the Box office?

    • @justiniani.4501
      @justiniani.4501 9 років тому +1

      Dr. Olympus Uwe Boll must be proud

    • @MTA98
      @MTA98 9 років тому

      +Cristiano Ronaldo google

    • @TrillBill
      @TrillBill 9 років тому +5

      Tate Adams $51.3 Million? For this shit movie?!?!

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +2

      30???????????? THIRTY????? WHAT THE FUCK

  • @mitchbray6637
    @mitchbray6637 5 років тому +1

    Chris, I just want to say that your video has made me realize how much work I really need to do on a novel I am working on. This week's efforts were so-so, but next week will be better! THANK YOU!

  • @BDollScream
    @BDollScream 10 років тому +17

    I completely blocked this movie from my memory. And now I remember why.

  • @Milton2k
    @Milton2k 7 років тому +22

    Is it funny that I mixed up W.S Anderson with Wes Anderson for a long time a while ago?

  • @asherbh_sings
    @asherbh_sings 3 роки тому +11

    Chris: “He enters with a magical backflip”
    Raiden: Double front flips
    😑

  • @ryano6094
    @ryano6094 6 років тому +35

    11:19 I almost died laughing 😂!!!

  • @noelforever1
    @noelforever1 5 років тому +8

    the home alone bit was perfect lmaooooo

  • @godzilla101188
    @godzilla101188 4 роки тому +2

    Chris, its 55 flips, you forgot about them flipping the middle finger at us as they took our money LOL

  • @polabluenails
    @polabluenails 9 років тому +11

    Chris, I'm older than you, and even though this intro is quite cool, when the second movie was out people were already playing UMK3...