Everything Wrong With Mortal Kombat Annihilation

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  • @aidanjohnson1105
    @aidanjohnson1105 8 років тому +2035

    shao kahn sounds like he's going to cry

    • @taylorward3773
      @taylorward3773 8 років тому +62

      I was literally just going to comment that.

    • @skintgirafde320
      @skintgirafde320 8 років тому +14

      Me too

    • @lordxeras
      @lordxeras 8 років тому +156

      well I mean, if you were cast in this film, wouldn't you?

    • @karoka7272
      @karoka7272 8 років тому +129

      He was going to cry but they ran out of budget.

    • @geores9152
      @geores9152 8 років тому +8

      +Karoka MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!!!

  • @novachini4741
    @novachini4741 4 роки тому +544

    Shao Kahn sounds like he’s crying every time he speaks

  • @2Spookster
    @2Spookster 6 років тому +1172

    "Earn that paycheck, Jax!" - Priceless.

    • @ForeverAlone3
      @ForeverAlone3 6 років тому +15

      Best line of the whole video

    • @Anekiii
      @Anekiii 6 років тому +6

      Things that don't matter: People with Anime profile pictures.

    • @Evghenios79
      @Evghenios79 5 років тому +4

      Funniest moment had me cracking up.

    • @HIRYU.0
      @HIRYU.0 5 років тому +3

      Aye 2Spooky, nice seeing you around here

    • @Grimreepa220
      @Grimreepa220 5 років тому +9

      @@HIRYU.0 yo I take this ain't something we can talk about. Guess not. Lol I liked the guy who played Jax. He was funny

  • @kennethhunter3111
    @kennethhunter3111 5 років тому +1232

    Everything wrong with Mortal Kombat: Annihilation : *Shows entire movie*

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 5 років тому +19

      Everyone dies after watching for 2 minutes

    • @emotionje4446
      @emotionje4446 4 роки тому +7

      True

    • @manuelrubalcava5799
      @manuelrubalcava5799 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheForbiddenTimelord
      @TheForbiddenTimelord 4 роки тому +2

      Manuel Rubalcava seriously dude don’t like your own comment. We all know you did.

    • @manuelrubalcava5799
      @manuelrubalcava5799 4 роки тому +2

      Devilish darkside why the fuck would I like my own comment🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Zapi00
    @Zapi00 5 років тому +725

    Sindel is revived and the Earth is restored to it's state before the merger began, but nobody bothered to resurrect Johnny Cage.

    • @cockroachcharlie5619
      @cockroachcharlie5619 5 років тому +159

      That's because he wasn't dead. He paid Shao Khan off to fake his death so he could be in a different, better movie.

    • @davidonufrak4825
      @davidonufrak4825 5 років тому +8

      I agree

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 5 років тому +16

      @@cockroachcharlie5619 Don't you mean he faked his death so he could escape back to the games?

    • @dereckrivera5912
      @dereckrivera5912 4 роки тому +17

      Sonya didn't realize she can use true love's kiss like kitana did lmao

    • @ajlemuel969
      @ajlemuel969 4 роки тому +11

      And she was revived as an asshole at that, queen sindel is actually a very compassionate woman.
      (Please dont let MK11 fool you)

  • @JamesCalbraith
    @JamesCalbraith 8 років тому +702

    "Unnecessary flipping" is basically how I always played MK.

    • @tandyp9256
      @tandyp9256 8 років тому +39

      Hahahaha perfect! Forward up stick over and over then duck and upper cut.

    • @orwasaker3913
      @orwasaker3913 7 років тому +13

      HAHAHAHAHA yours and Tandy's comment made laugh hard....since I was an avergae MK player best I mostly used Tandy's strategy most of the time

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 років тому +7

      Hahahahaha, yes, that's half the game for me! Every time I saw those guys flipping I thought, "Hey, this is so true to the game... at leas the way I played it..."

    • @geoffreybassett4015
      @geoffreybassett4015 6 років тому +6

      It's the ONLY way to play mortal Kombat

    • @akshaykumarbagh8737
      @akshaykumarbagh8737 6 років тому +2

      Tandy p seems like it's everyone's go-to shot.🤣

  • @VibingCat39
    @VibingCat39 7 років тому +418

    Smoke using sectors rocket move counted as 1,000,000 sins

    • @calliph
      @calliph 5 років тому +20

      It was originally supposed to be sektor in the script and they changed it last minute but didn't change the rocket move.

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 5 років тому +9

      @@calliph I'm guessing they thought a red robot would have been too garish, and they didn't think Smoke's grappling hook was as epic as a rocket launch.

    • @birthofcrusade4123
      @birthofcrusade4123 5 років тому +5

      The fact that it's smoke and not sektor is worthy of a sin on its own.

    • @Swordmaster757
      @Swordmaster757 5 років тому +9

      Same for Ermac using Noob Saibot's shadow clone.

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 5 років тому +7

      Don't forget Noob Saibot coming out of Ermac...

  • @Speculativedude
    @Speculativedude 3 роки тому +100

    Not gonna lie, Night Wolf actually looks like Night Wolf. Too bad he's just one and done like most of the characters.

    • @lajeandom
      @lajeandom 3 роки тому +12

      yea some of the costumes in this movie were actually pretty good and on point with the games. The robots, Sub-Zero, most of the Ninjas, Jax, Night Wolf... Unfortunately for us, they were in the wrong movie.

  • @SomeBlackGuy
    @SomeBlackGuy 8 років тому +996

    The invisible hi fives were too much for me.

    • @ironwolf5837
      @ironwolf5837 8 років тому +53

      This had laughing and crying and I love it.

    • @eliezermartinez9385
      @eliezermartinez9385 8 років тому +9

      like your channel

    • @ronm7114
      @ronm7114 7 років тому +7

      they were low though...

    • @smoothALOE
      @smoothALOE 7 років тому

      Nihil Eternal they were better in 1993’s “Demolition Man” 👍

    • @palehorse720
      @palehorse720 6 років тому +1

      Man I lost my shit too lmao

  • @zztosha
    @zztosha 6 років тому +264

    The Sindel's infamous "Yes... but YOU WILL DIE!" phrase in the beginning deserved like a 100 sins alone.

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 5 років тому +10

      That line was so bad it should actually remove 100 sins!

    • @elstormo
      @elstormo 5 років тому +12

      It's actually, "Too bad you... WILL DIE!" which is somehow even worse.

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 9 місяців тому

      It definitely made over 100 memes in under an hour immediately after the internet debuted.

  • @sithlord1051
    @sithlord1051 3 роки тому +81

    "I'll take my mother." "Leftovers are fine with me."
    Those two sentences coming right after one another had my head in a way different place.

    • @Justforvisit
      @Justforvisit Рік тому +7

      And now imagine Liu Kang would just have said: "I've got a hard one" right after this, but meaning a hard opponent as in Shao Khan

  • @beefcakeandgravy
    @beefcakeandgravy 5 років тому +292

    just going to ignore the sin of Rayden switching from Christopher Lambert to James Remar?

    • @wcoleman99
      @wcoleman99 5 років тому +51

      well apparently there can't be only one.

    • @zippoboy00
      @zippoboy00 5 років тому +54

      Christopher Lambert actually passed on reprising Rayden......he apparently wanted nothing to do with this dumpster fire, and I can't say I blame him.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +25

      @@zippoboy00 Same with the actor that played Cage.

    • @deborahhanna6640
      @deborahhanna6640 4 роки тому +9

      Linden Ashby .

    • @Stenominator
      @Stenominator 4 роки тому +1

      @@deborahhanna6640 he played in Resident Evil sequel? Not sure which one, but I think I saw him there...

  • @adrian_j_jones
    @adrian_j_jones 6 років тому +694

    We were so naive as kids, I thought this movie was fucking awesome. Now it’s the ultimate cringe fest! It’s funny to watch it as an adult though.

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 6 років тому +19

      Adrian Jones because kids have more of and imagination and an interest in stuff like this..... *The More You Know 💫*

    • @Don11037
      @Don11037 5 років тому +7

      @@flaminak7894 some kids can enjoy silly things

    • @xxhobocatxx2869
      @xxhobocatxx2869 5 років тому +20

      Yeah I agree. I still like the first movie though.

    • @Abryzof423
      @Abryzof423 5 років тому +11

      I felt the same about surf ninjas

    • @Jerry4050
      @Jerry4050 5 років тому +12

      I was 13 when this movie came out and I thought this movie was cringe back then same with Batman and Robin that came out the same year

  • @rudyhuerta503
    @rudyhuerta503 7 років тому +137

    you forgot to add a sin for when Liu kang is helping sub-zero up you can clearly see scorpion standing behind kitana right before he grabs her....yes he is literally just standing there

  • @JokersRWildStudios
    @JokersRWildStudios 8 років тому +449

    Jesus Christ 200 sins should be added at the horrendous acting of Shao Khan and Sindel.

    • @heroinsucks645
      @heroinsucks645 8 років тому +44

      "Too bad YOU will die" is my favourite

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 8 років тому

      +Dylan Lyons HA! Potatoes don't die!

    • @toastyblues06
      @toastyblues06 8 років тому

      The sin count would have leapt to sin-finity if that was the case. Ho!y fuck, you don't get any lower than that.

    • @mattascencion6317
      @mattascencion6317 8 років тому +2

      KHAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

    • @toastyblues06
      @toastyblues06 8 років тому +3

      Matt Ascencion
      Khan. *Ding*

  • @LtheDetective
    @LtheDetective 3 роки тому +171

    *EVERYTHING* WRONG WITH MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION:
    A. It was written
    B. It was filmed
    C. It was released to the public

    • @samerna5776
      @samerna5776 3 роки тому +9

      D. All of above

    • @Titanbrotha00
      @Titanbrotha00 2 роки тому +4

      & then released so people could rent it!

    • @Justforvisit
      @Justforvisit Рік тому +2

      Everything would have solved with never going to Step C.

    • @zangetsudx1
      @zangetsudx1 Рік тому +1

      Did you watch the 2021 version? MK: A was a million times better.

    • @isthatmarri1221
      @isthatmarri1221 Рік тому +1

      @@zangetsudx1 uhh no it wasnt. Mk 2021 was better than this bs

  • @TheGamerNinjazX
    @TheGamerNinjazX 8 років тому +186

    Why is he not sinning Shao Kahn's voice. It sounds like he's whimpering, and I am not ok with that. Ok

    • @leilanipigatt1275
      @leilanipigatt1275 8 років тому +24

      They should have sinned everyone's voice. They all sounded horrendous.

    • @thamostgangsta12
      @thamostgangsta12 7 років тому +10

      Hugh Bennett Especially since shao Kahn is known for having one of the coolest voices in video game history

    • @fiftyfadesofgrey
      @fiftyfadesofgrey 5 років тому +1

      I can’t get past his bone cheeks in all movies he’s in.

    • @TheLoStBoYs89
      @TheLoStBoYs89 5 років тому

      away you up the pit all upset cause eh a voice ooooowwwwwwwww

    • @hungrynapps
      @hungrynapps 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like he is over acting . Lol

  • @joanisb8062
    @joanisb8062 7 років тому +263

    omg "Lui is getting attacked by a camera help " I'm dead

  • @HunterX05
    @HunterX05 7 років тому +206

    Shao Khan's voice. *DING*

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 років тому +11

      *DING DING DING DING DING DING*

    • @Xxxxavvs
      @Xxxxavvs 5 років тому +4

      Raiden’s voice and haircut halfway through the movie. DING DING DING DING DING

    • @Jin-gf5ge
      @Jin-gf5ge 4 роки тому +1

      Snapping Turtle uh wtf?

  • @poptarrtzz3996
    @poptarrtzz3996 5 років тому +326

    So we’re just going to overlook how Sonya is suddenly clean with clean clothes on after literally just fighting in the mud?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 5 років тому +13

      Just like in Star Wars, they came out of the garbage disposal with clean clothes. The guys could have had them on under the armor, but not Leia.

    • @granthedley8950
      @granthedley8950 5 років тому +12

      Bro - don't you know they have laundromat's in random desert canyons LOL

    • @thomashollandfan1849
      @thomashollandfan1849 4 роки тому +11

      Pretty sure she said she was gonna clean off in a river.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 4 роки тому +8

      Not trying to defend this movie by any means but there's a line where she says "I gotta go find a river" so I guess we're supposed to assume she found one offscreen

    • @poptarrtzz3996
      @poptarrtzz3996 4 роки тому +10

      See even if she found a river, that shirt is already stained and ruined. Theres no way a river would have gotten it fully clean again.

  • @sethseth9059
    @sethseth9059 5 років тому +373

    The Power Rangers should have shown up at some point.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +14

      Power Rangers would've had BETTER SFX, LMAO

    • @ajlemuel969
      @ajlemuel969 4 роки тому +13

      At least they would've actually fought khan in the beginning. Lol, what is motaru to a megazord?

    • @rharris4736
      @rharris4736 4 роки тому +6

      I actually made that same comment when I saw it for the first time. "This feels more like an episode of Power Rangers than the '94 Power Rangers movie did."

    • @simpleysims
      @simpleysims 4 роки тому +2

      When I was a kid, I had this imagination that they would show. 😂 it was that bad of movie.

    • @Jimmyp437
      @Jimmyp437 3 роки тому +5

      Bro. Mortal Kombat VS The Power Ranges! I'd buy that

  • @daillestlady
    @daillestlady 7 років тому +156

    If I was any actor, I would request that imdb NOT list this as a credit to my resume.

    • @kman215
      @kman215 5 років тому +7

      We all gotta start somewhere

    • @highestmostexalted1826
      @highestmostexalted1826 5 років тому

      candice williams 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @scottknode898
      @scottknode898 5 років тому +3

      candice williams this movie did ruin actors careers and Brian Thompson who was Shao Kahn had his career tank among other actors in the movie. Some of the the original actors from the first movie like Linden Ashby (Cage) turned down the sequel due to the poor quality of the script and Christopher Lambert was committed to another movie.

    • @MasterHawng
      @MasterHawng 5 років тому

      @@scottknode898 His choice of movies was bad, but hes had a long run. From 1984- present a producers credit as well as a producers credit, but the did get nominated for 2 Razzie awards for Cobra, worst supporting actor and worst new star lol

  • @wintertrooper7918
    @wintertrooper7918 5 років тому +72

    I love how Sonya basically just started dragging Jax along with out telling him shit

  • @theville9885
    @theville9885 4 роки тому +82

    "At least tell him who Johnny is!" Kills me every time.

  • @joshuatunis6732
    @joshuatunis6732 8 років тому +212

    Cinemality. Flawless sinning.

  • @POPINCONEJO88
    @POPINCONEJO88 8 років тому +333

    not gonna lie when this movie first came out I fucking loved this movie as a kid lol XD I just thought it was so amazing seeing all these characters from Mortal Kombat 3 in a movie. Then I got older and realized how stupid and shitty it actually was but still a guilty pleasure lol

    • @PumaM90
      @PumaM90 8 років тому +27

      life is better as a kid.

    • @mileenakahnumm0991
      @mileenakahnumm0991 8 років тому +5

      same here, watching it now I realize wow this movie is shitty but still a guilty pleasure I love it lol

    • @POPINCONEJO88
      @POPINCONEJO88 8 років тому +3

      lol yeah I love this movie not gonna lie, I was born in 1988 haha I grew up playing the original games loved the fist movies and loved this one even more when it came out lol but new I like the first one better

    • @Nihilful
      @Nihilful 8 років тому +4

      Same with me. I thought it was so cool back then. Now I see that it's simply one of the worst movies ever made, even the fight scenes are crap. I can't believe I thought it was cool 20 years ago

    • @tandyp9256
      @tandyp9256 8 років тому +3

      When I was a kid my parents were in a blowing league. I spend hours and hours in the arcade room playing mortal combat. When I ran out of quarters I would just sit and watch when the biographies played out on each player. Total geek. Loved the first movie but when the second came out I was so made how they made some of the most awesome characters so downplayed. Like mileena. But yes a guilty pleasure.

  • @BloodHoundPL
    @BloodHoundPL 5 років тому +135

    13:07
    Shao Kahn: Destroy... *EVERYTHING!*
    Sindel: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...*

    • @VortechBand
      @VortechBand 5 років тому +9

      Should be the Xena yeyeyeyeyeyeyeeye

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 роки тому +1

      WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL??
      *RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @bellemyjade686
      @bellemyjade686 5 місяців тому +1

      More like- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr- aaaaaahhhh

  • @hankells
    @hankells 5 років тому +44

    The clip of Rain falling into the fire, that same exact clip is used when Baraka falls into the fire, no joke!! Lmao it’s the SAME footage used twice for 2 totally different looking characters

  • @Jomster777
    @Jomster777 8 років тому +156

    It sounds like Khan is speaking while someone is playing with his throat

    • @rundasthespacehunter1793
      @rundasthespacehunter1793 8 років тому +35

      He also sounds like he's on the verge of an emotional breakdown

    • @transgirltalks1140
      @transgirltalks1140 8 років тому +17

      +Rundas the space hunter annihilating a planet is stressful work lol

    • @chrissullivan6572
      @chrissullivan6572 8 років тому +2

      +transgirltalks LMMFAO

    • @AngusMacIsaac1st
      @AngusMacIsaac1st 8 років тому

      Hahahahaha it does

    • @skintgirafde320
      @skintgirafde320 8 років тому +16

      Khan:as long as the Portal remains open your world becomes my world
      Raiden:Are... are you crying?
      Khan:NO...(sniffing)I have a throat condition

  • @jamesdear3496
    @jamesdear3496 8 років тому +1261

    Titles Wrong, its meant to be "Everything Is Wrong With Mortal Kombat Annihilation".

  • @BotSupportIronValiant
    @BotSupportIronValiant 8 років тому +307

    why no roll credits sin at the beginning?

    • @MrNightwing99
      @MrNightwing99 8 років тому +2

      because they didn't say dilation also

    • @carlosbarzottowirti1895
      @carlosbarzottowirti1895 8 років тому

      I missed it too, it would've be funny haha

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 8 років тому +7

      But they do say annihilation in the film, so there should have been a "roll credits" sin. CinemaSins give out roll credits sins if the characters say the sequel's subtitle.

    • @ThatGuyBianco
      @ThatGuyBianco 8 років тому +15

      I dunno, I was expecting a "Mortal Kombat BONUS ROUND" for every time someone said mortal combat.

    • @coleflames
      @coleflames 8 років тому +2

      Because the movie is titled Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, they didn't say Annihilation at the beginning.

  • @midnightrun5622
    @midnightrun5622 5 років тому +119

    "Sonya just twerked that guy to death."
    -lmao

  • @Tom_Samad
    @Tom_Samad 8 років тому +152

    Say what you want about this awful movie, but it has a killer soundtrack.

    • @GTONeko
      @GTONeko 8 років тому +24

      The ONLY good thing about the movie for sure. Loved the soundtracks for the 2 movies.

    • @ericrhodes5174
      @ericrhodes5174 6 років тому +11

      there are lots of beautiful women in this movie

    • @davidcornell4463
      @davidcornell4463 6 років тому

      30 techno remakes of classic metal songs and nearly ruining the theme song from the first movie? (yeah, I'm exaggerating)

    • @shinbakihanma2749
      @shinbakihanma2749 6 років тому +2

      Tom Samad Lord knows the soundtrack is so badass. One sin should've been taken off for the soundtrack, as its literally the only Good thing about this "film".

    • @solemagus4761
      @solemagus4761 6 років тому

      Facts

  • @ShiniRyuga
    @ShiniRyuga 8 років тому +207

    Why wasn't "Too bad you...................... Will die." counted as a sin?

    • @MassEffectFan113
      @MassEffectFan113 8 років тому +8

      Agreed, that was a horrible line.

    • @skintgirafde320
      @skintgirafde320 8 років тому +3

      I would have preferred "too bad you won't be"

    • @1vaultdweller
      @1vaultdweller 8 років тому +5

      In cinemasins if something is so bad it is actually good.
      Like "you are tearing me apart lisa" was a gold instead of a sin.

    • @totterdell
      @totterdell 8 років тому +12

      +Shini Ryuga to quote chris stuckmann - too bad YOU................are in this movie"

    • @skintgirafde320
      @skintgirafde320 8 років тому

      RocknRollReactor LMFAO

  • @DarkMProductions
    @DarkMProductions 8 років тому +392

    Another sin, this movie had twice the budget of the first one.

    • @mr.psychobillybrandon1715
      @mr.psychobillybrandon1715 8 років тому +14

      Whoa, really? Looking back I'm sure it did after the first films' success. Judging by the CGI F/X though I wonder if New Line Cinema was by that point trying to do like Cannon Films had done a little over a decade prior: Funneling the film's budget into two or three other projects goin' simultaneously (e.g. the way the effects of Superman IV was effected because Masters of the Universe as well as another side-project was goin' on at the time, thank you my misspent childhood)? Perhaps so. I mean the original film was a mid '90s 1995 released film and the special F/X were certainly "of its time" but not super laughable or anything.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 8 років тому +31

      I've never played the games but I liked the first film. Imagine my horror when I saw this train wreck in the cinema.

    • @mr.psychobillybrandon1715
      @mr.psychobillybrandon1715 8 років тому +8

      I'll never forget watching it in my screening room when I was in middle school, opening night: The _SAME_ opening crawl as the original movie & opening theme. Only a different title. I was like "Eh? Did the studio ship the wrong film to the cinemas?..." and then the terrible voice-over shit storm that is 1997's MK: Annihilation _TRULY_ begins to fly in our faces, unfortunately. I think that a true "Best Worst Movie EVER!"-styled documentary, just as the one on Troll II from the late '80s, could be made for this movie. Especially since aside from future Darth Paul & Toad actor Pay Park being in the stunt departments here & one character actor working for Tarantino and the lead bad guy playing Shao Khan being the baddie in Stallone's vehicle that was Cobra, there's very little "making of" material for this one anywhere as well as a general sense of shame from the studios & actors.
      Would be interesting for a documentary online or on blu ray to eventually tackle it with some rare on-set footage or something. Seems all involved via some freshly shot interviews might be able to give us the low-down on why, despite trying their hardest, this truly turned into some legendary super shit-sandwich of cinema:( I sort of feel bad for them as its not as if they all didn't give it the proverbial college try. Just that video game adaptions generally make shit-house flicks as well as the script was non sense toilet tissue and the editing & special F/X were truly dead on arrival.

    • @PissedGrunty
      @PissedGrunty 8 років тому +30

      On Wikipedia, $18 million for the first, $30 million for this one. OMG its true....

    • @mr.psychobillybrandon1715
      @mr.psychobillybrandon1715 8 років тому +11

      Whoa so my initial post was probably correct then! I hate to pat myself on the back but yeah, the funds for the film were most definitely shuffled off into another on-going at that point film project or two as back then in the '90s $30 million of a budget would have looked more like $40,000,000 nowadays and should have looked twice as better on screen. So yeah unless there were major music rights issues for the soundtrack or it went over-budget the in the end, super sadly, the actors & film makers _TRULY_ got fucked as the film at least should have not looked like an under $8,000,000 straight to VHS tape film of that time release. Something definitely went wrong there, no doubt :( Suspicious...

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 5 років тому +82

    "Master, here, use this whip!"
    "I dunno, minion. It seems like I'm supposed to use a man-sized hammer. It's more foreboding. It screams power, you know?"
    "Sorry, sir, that wasn't in the movie budget."

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 роки тому +7

      He got to slam the hammer on a table though, so theres that.

  • @reckless204
    @reckless204 8 років тому +317

    Shao Khan = Discount Vin Diesel

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 6 років тому +6

      Brian Thompson is a pathetic actor.

    • @geoffreybassett4015
      @geoffreybassett4015 6 років тому +11

      Vin Diesel would have been a kick ass shao Khan...with a different script... different directors....aaaaand different supporting actors.

    • @Soil_Bound
      @Soil_Bound 6 років тому +1

      reckless204 way to steal my comment you biter

    • @flaminak7894
      @flaminak7894 6 років тому +1

      Geoffrey Bassett Vin Diesel would be good in a actual GOOD Mortal Kombat movie with a nice budget...

    • @solemagus4761
      @solemagus4761 6 років тому

      Montauro loves heineken lol

  • @jamaicanlovrboy
    @jamaicanlovrboy 6 років тому +77

    as a youngster i never noticed any of these flaws LOL...i was just excited to watch

    • @2947bee
      @2947bee 5 років тому

      And that's all that matters.. We excited to watch.. *sorry for my bad english..

    • @solesoul2108
      @solesoul2108 5 років тому +1

      @@2947bee apology unaccepted

    • @MrHaVoKeR
      @MrHaVoKeR 5 років тому

      its ok, you cant notice these flaws if you listen to the badass soundtrack

  • @brandonjones5879
    @brandonjones5879 8 років тому +238

    "Earn that paycheck Jax" LMAO!

    • @kieszer
      @kieszer 8 років тому +6

      Hahahahhahah

    • @dhoward405
      @dhoward405 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @hco4203
      @hco4203 8 років тому

      i didn't get that one ?? .

    • @marioreyna9303
      @marioreyna9303 8 років тому +3

      +kabilla AS watch the transformers and fast and furious sins video, it's a running gag with Tyrese Gibson. Here it's just used for the cliche black guy

    • @ashyDeen
      @ashyDeen 8 років тому +6

      +Mario Reyna "Token black guy" Instead of giving him meaningful lines, everything is, "nah, you trippin, "that's messed up", and my personal favorite, "oh hell nah!"

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 5 років тому +20

    The Sub Zero return was the inspiration for Landfill’s character in Beerfest.

  • @Vulgarth1
    @Vulgarth1 7 років тому +56

    They did at least SHOW Ermac earlier in the film! It's just that his name was never mentioned and all he did was stand there looking shocked that Rain got MC Hammered.

  • @GaryMoFknOak
    @GaryMoFknOak 7 років тому +186

    "All of these buildings are restored in their previous stock footage state!" * Notices twin towers*
    Well.....almost all of them.

  • @PhobosDynami
    @PhobosDynami 5 років тому +194

    You didn't sin the line "Mother, you're alive." "Too bad you won't be." It's the worst thing in this movie and that's saying something.

    • @elstormo
      @elstormo 5 років тому +47

      It's "Too bad you... will die!", but yes.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 роки тому +10

      That line was golden though LOL 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

    • @sociopathsurvivor7129
      @sociopathsurvivor7129 4 роки тому +4

      SoLoMoN DaViDSoN sure, everything said here is true, but I dunno, I personally still really like this movie and don’t think it’s anywhere near as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Sure some characters could have been flushed out more and the CGI is awful, but I still find it wildly entertaining.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 роки тому +1

      @Sociopath Survivor it’s an entertaining kind of bad lol!! Like how some people like Troll 2 or The Room or Jupiter Ascending, that’s how I see MK:Annihilation

    • @kingartifex
      @kingartifex 4 роки тому +2

      @@aztn19 in other words, its campy

  • @erintoney7137
    @erintoney7137 3 роки тому +65

    Scorpion yelling “suckers” as he leaves with Kitana was worth at least 1000 sins.

  • @siddharthghosh3963
    @siddharthghosh3963 5 років тому +75

    So, he didn't remove a sin for Scorpion screaming "Sucker!!!". Okay then

    • @trillfa9774
      @trillfa9774 5 років тому +1

      Na na nananana!

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 роки тому

      Ok MK boomers, why did you wasted so
      much potential for Scorpion & Sub-Zero's
      rivalry, besides, isn't Scorpion an undead
      ninja and wailing for vengeance of his
      family and clan, WHY ATTACK LIU KANG?

  • @jasonclark9963
    @jasonclark9963 5 років тому +66

    When Raiden came back with short hair and said it's my new look was pathetic

  • @Gharya_Prastya.
    @Gharya_Prastya. 5 років тому +266

    Sindel : "hahahaha"
    Narator : "hahahaha"
    Me : "hahahaha"
    Hahahaha

  • @monetstallion9363
    @monetstallion9363 5 років тому +59

    I remember sitting in the theater through this turd of a movie. When I heard Rayden utter the sentence "Shao Kahn is my brother", I wanted to walk out.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +2

      To think, "Shao Kahn is my brother" walked so that "You're a Palpatine" could run and make a billion dollars. F*** both those movies.

  • @AllTheNamesIPickedWereTaken
    @AllTheNamesIPickedWereTaken 8 років тому +141

    I heard this movie was terrible but I didn't know it was THIS bad. I can't believe people actually looked at this and said "yeah people will love this movie let's release it! 👍👍"

    • @stlouie88
      @stlouie88 8 років тому +32

      You obviously weren't a fan of MK in the mid 90s or else you'd understand.

    • @de_lahn
      @de_lahn 8 років тому +26

      that's because the first one was actually good

    • @firedragonx13x86
      @firedragonx13x86 8 років тому +3

      +De'lahn Day mortal kombat was good back then

    • @de_lahn
      @de_lahn 8 років тому

      +FireDragonx13x The first one

    • @firedragonx13x86
      @firedragonx13x86 8 років тому

      +De'lahn Day :/

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs 5 років тому +92

    "Everything Wrong With Mortal Kombat Annihilation"
    Sin #1.....it was made to begin with. When all but 2 of the cast of the first movie refuse to be part of the sequel, you know you are already in trouble.

    • @blumagi984
      @blumagi984 5 років тому +5

      Can you believe they are making another one.

    • @spaghettitheyoloking4297
      @spaghettitheyoloking4297 5 років тому +12

      It’s not connected to these though. I’d be for Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa coming back as Shang Tsung.

    • @MegaShepardsPie
      @MegaShepardsPie 5 років тому +5

      @@blumagi984 At least the CGI should look pretty decent this time.

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 5 років тому

      @@MegaShepardsPie, Will it though?

    • @Joreel
      @Joreel 4 роки тому +1

      @@thepickygamer4450 it can't be any worse 😕

  • @revangomez1087
    @revangomez1087 8 років тому +267

    Earn that paycheck Jax. That killed me. hahahaha

    • @CJGames2018
      @CJGames2018 8 років тому +19

      the question is how many takes did it go through before Jeremy stopped accidentally saying Tyrese

    • @revangomez1087
      @revangomez1087 8 років тому +1

      Haha

    • @jayhlovelady
      @jayhlovelady 8 років тому +1

      I'm so glad I was the only one xD

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 8 років тому

      poor jax

    • @Bsantana1989
      @Bsantana1989 8 років тому +1

      Me too lol

  • @TheARTMuZeum
    @TheARTMuZeum 2 роки тому +18

    I’ve watched this a million times and it never stops being hilarious 😂

  • @DaDualityofMan
    @DaDualityofMan 8 років тому +35

    As a huge MK fan, this movie is infinite sins.

  • @grahamhaslett6943
    @grahamhaslett6943 8 років тому +118

    You could have just left the video at, 'Everything IS Wrong With Mortal Combat: Annihilation '

  • @humzaqureshi1391
    @humzaqureshi1391 4 роки тому +15

    MK 1: Liu finishes bad guy off with a fireball
    MK2: liu never ever uses fire again and kicks a guy who’s practically a god to death...

  • @DonnieBlaccTV
    @DonnieBlaccTV 5 років тому +64

    "Shinnok" Is portrayed as the white dude in the black robe and this isn't mentioned until The elder gods reappear and give Raiden his powers back at the end of the movie, that whole scene alone is equivalent to 1000 sins. People til this day didn't even know Shinnok was portrayed AT ALL in this damn movie, hell it just caught my attention last week🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Kaospyro
      @Kaospyro 5 років тому +6

      Never realized that was supposed to be Shinnok. Good catch.

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 5 років тому +6

      I had MK4 on my N64 as my first MK game, and when I saw this on TV at the end I was like holy shit THAT WAS SHINNOK? Totally wouldn't have known if they hadn't ever said his name that one time lol

    • @ВладиславШаклеин-ч7м
      @ВладиславШаклеин-ч7м 4 роки тому +2

      Also, Shinnok being a daddy here. That's just a soap opera now.

    • @robertWilliams-ee4sp
      @robertWilliams-ee4sp 4 роки тому

      @Snapping Turtle shinnoks a fallen elder God, he's awesome but this movie made him whack

    • @juliobrian4757
      @juliobrian4757 4 роки тому

      Point taken. I never noticed it even to this day!

  • @TheCrazyscarecrow
    @TheCrazyscarecrow 8 років тому +218

    Shouldn't Jax being stronger without the robot arms have been a sin?

    • @OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN
      @OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN 6 років тому +49

      Power of confidence cliche

    • @ichijofestival2576
      @ichijofestival2576 6 років тому +49

      And maybe I'm overestimating their tech (or underestimating), but how the hell does he just pull them off with no harmful repercussions? Were they attached to NOTHING?

    • @Ninja-Hayate
      @Ninja-Hayate 6 років тому +28

      Jax got scammed good by his own company.

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 6 років тому +10

      Ichijo Festival I suppose they made him so strong that when he took them off he was strong enough not be to be until he took them off, by which point he already had them off.
      If that sounds dumb, it is.

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 6 років тому +2

      TheCrazyscarecrow omg yea didn't he take his arms off and beat the horse dude with them???

  • @michaelyoung3079
    @michaelyoung3079 8 років тому +167

    No, no, no u have Motaro all wrong...
    He's half man, half bear and half pig...
    Duh!

    • @michaelyoung3079
      @michaelyoung3079 8 років тому +6

      Excelsior!

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 8 років тому +4

      What if he's half-man and half pig-bear?

    • @tunerrepairsek8907
      @tunerrepairsek8907 8 років тому +5

      no he is the legendary manbearpig

    • @connorjinkins4049
      @connorjinkins4049 8 років тому +1

      +Death Incarnate that would make him Donald Trump

    • @connorjinkins4049
      @connorjinkins4049 8 років тому +2

      ***** rich, UGLY, assholes that want to suck the last little bit of life out of this struggling country. Yep, they're pretty much the same

  • @BulletTooth504
    @BulletTooth504 5 років тому +21

    This movie is proof that disregarding sequels in your head canon is perfectly acceptable.

  • @PlayingWithMahWii
    @PlayingWithMahWii 5 років тому +8

    The amount of times I watched this film as a kid is unreal. To put it into perspective, I never actually owned the film, I rented it on VHS from Blockbuster. Now that I think about it, this whole movie has a very 'Power Rangers' style of storytelling to it, which I was also a fan of, which might explain why I loved it so dang much.

  • @KainZeuxis
    @KainZeuxis 8 років тому +75

    Mk did a bad job of explaining why scorpian is in the sequel. For those who haven't played the games Scorpian is a vengeful spirit out to avenge his family who were supposedly killed by the first sub zero. Seeing as scorpian is technically dead already you can't really kill him just send him back to hell

    • @thamostgangsta12
      @thamostgangsta12 7 років тому +38

      Knightofjustice The movie did a bad job at everyone's character and motives

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 років тому +16

      Scorpian?!

    • @ravingallego1354
      @ravingallego1354 6 років тому +1

      It's Scorpion

    • @mkyoyoyo
      @mkyoyoyo 6 років тому

      But he killed him in hell🤔

    • @Momchilsky
      @Momchilsky 5 років тому +2

      Scorpian, :D nice

  • @AdmiralPrice
    @AdmiralPrice 8 років тому +54

    11 minutes of credits? People actually worked on this cluster****?

    • @Soumein
      @Soumein 8 років тому +21

      You now have me curious as to what 2 letter curse word you could possibly be censoring.

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 8 років тому

      haha ikr

    • @gabrieldelorme-trepanier2570
      @gabrieldelorme-trepanier2570 8 років тому +2

      cluster** = clusterfk = clusterfuck

    • @rkopptrekkie
      @rkopptrekkie 8 років тому

      I believe the word you're looking for is fustercluck

  • @Pressed_For_Time
    @Pressed_For_Time 8 років тому +14

    I remember walking out of the theater on this movie.. *sigh* ... memories..

    • @Pressed_For_Time
      @Pressed_For_Time 8 років тому +9

      missing sin Raidens fucking unnecessary haircut..

    • @GoshDarnBarnOwls
      @GoshDarnBarnOwls 8 років тому +6

      it's like the stunt double didn't want to wear a long hair wig cause it interfered with his fighting lol

    • @Pressed_For_Time
      @Pressed_For_Time 8 років тому +2

      +GoshDarnBarnOwls lol "fighting"

    • @MisterX867
      @MisterX867 8 років тому

      What part of the movie is the one that made you walk out? lol

    • @Pressed_For_Time
      @Pressed_For_Time 8 років тому +7

      +MisterX867 the cheesiness of everything. Every actor in that movie looked like they had better things to do that day then shoot this movie. And let's face it they probably did.

  • @quiettimegaming3642
    @quiettimegaming3642 5 років тому +6

    5:29 what’s funny is that he didn’t even need to dodge, let alone flip... considering he had already passed the point where the missile was shot.
    He could have either stopped where he was, or kept moving forward and it still wouldn’t have hit him.

  • @23imansaray
    @23imansaray 8 років тому +41

    you should have added a sin on how Sonya Blade's shirt stayed Clorox white even after being covered in mud.

    • @renagadeprdgy
      @renagadeprdgy 8 років тому +21

      No, it actually got dirty but it should be sinned for how clean she was able to get it after that fight.

    • @RobTzu
      @RobTzu 8 років тому +7

      No, it should be sinned for staying on the whole movie.

    • @thecamelchannel1467
      @thecamelchannel1467 8 років тому +1

      YAY! +3 Sins :)

    • @ashir555
      @ashir555 8 років тому +1

      +RobTzu 1 Yeah!, those perky tits!

  • @reloadpsi
    @reloadpsi 6 років тому +18

    This is the best "so bad it's good" film I've ever watched.

  • @XeroFailGames
    @XeroFailGames 8 років тому +57

    not only was it an obvi stunt double for rayden, it was RAY motherfuckin Park, you know, Darth Maul, snake eyes from g.i. joe....

    • @Ryan-nm8pw
      @Ryan-nm8pw 8 років тому +14

      Poor Ray Park. He doesn't get enough good roles. I mean, the man is really, really talented, and not a half bad actor either.

    • @HZR-mx2xo
      @HZR-mx2xo 8 років тому +8

      Raiden*

    • @PissedGrunty
      @PissedGrunty 8 років тому +2

      "Not a half bad actor"
      Watch the King of Fighters movie and let us know if you still think that.

    • @kompuglobalhypermega
      @kompuglobalhypermega 8 років тому +3

      He also played Toad in the first X-Men movie.

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 8 років тому

      He was so fucking perfect as Snake Eyes

  • @WMFilms25
    @WMFilms25 5 років тому +29

    When you start watching this video and think to yourself: "This movie's fuuuuucked"

  • @glitterbitesback
    @glitterbitesback 5 років тому +11

    Jax is like if we were beamed into this movie. He’s confused as hell and just rolling with it.

  • @Maswartz226
    @Maswartz226 8 років тому +96

    How haven't you done Food Fight yet?

    • @CucharaDeMadera
      @CucharaDeMadera 8 років тому +13

      Maybe because it's not "the search for the worst" kind of channel, more like the "let's prove that no movie is without sin" channel. This is one of the very few so bad they're good movies they have sinned.

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 8 років тому +2

      I assume, no straight-to-dvd movies

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 8 років тому +2

      We don't need a film somehow getting a higher score than the Room!

    • @RetroIndieJosh
      @RetroIndieJosh 8 років тому +4

      I think making a multi-hour EWW Food Fight with thousands of sins would take Jeremy off the deep end. Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

    • @Phoenixesper1
      @Phoenixesper1 8 років тому +2

      because every man has his sanity limit. lol

  • @linch51
    @linch51 8 років тому +29

    just based on how this movie basically rips two games together and still messes up. needs at least 200 more sins

  • @shootthemoon6072
    @shootthemoon6072 5 років тому +17

    I though I'd never seen this movie; apparently I have and my mind blocked it out. Probably trying to save my sanity or something. 🤷‍♂️

  • @kevinkunkel9444
    @kevinkunkel9444 5 років тому +18

    They can look into each others eyes or other places slightly lower. Watch Raiden and Sonya Blade again.

  • @stevebrewer1679
    @stevebrewer1679 5 років тому +39

    Liu: “I’m looking for Nightwolf. You were a wolf, at night... who are you?!”

  • @meiermakesmusic
    @meiermakesmusic 6 років тому +77

    That yellow robot "guy" has a name, you know. His name is Cyrax.

    • @AmishMicrowave
      @AmishMicrowave 5 років тому +8

      we're all well aware dipshit

    • @akiraman26
      @akiraman26 4 роки тому

      Daa we knowwww

    • @ВладиславШаклеин-ч7м
      @ВладиславШаклеин-ч7м 4 роки тому +1

      You know the rules, if you need outside material for a movie, the adaptation is just bad. Omega-level bad if you count in Ermac, Rain and Mileena and probably at least 3 more characters who were never introduced by name.

  • @diamondbeauty88
    @diamondbeauty88 5 років тому +9

    I always wondered how Sonja got cleaned up that good AND perfect hair again after that muddy a** fight......... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @TheDrunkRobot
    @TheDrunkRobot 8 років тому +113

    Everything wrong with Wreck-It Ralph man plsss

    • @kobrakai396
      @kobrakai396 8 років тому +3

      they already did that

    • @TheDrunkRobot
      @TheDrunkRobot 8 років тому

      +that one time traveller PROOF??

    • @qwertp
      @qwertp 8 років тому +4

      +that one time traveller no they didnt

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 років тому +1

      +that one time traveller They did? Did it get removed?

    • @drumbox9768
      @drumbox9768 8 років тому

      he already did that one

  • @chronoxiong
    @chronoxiong 6 років тому +68

    Oh man this movie was so bad. Lol. I never saw it that way back in 1997. Lol.

    • @davidcornell4463
      @davidcornell4463 6 років тому +2

      Back then I was a LOT more lenient toward movies and I could still tell it was a cheap cash-in.

    • @markanthony1004
      @markanthony1004 6 років тому +2

      David Cornell In 97 I was 10 so this was worth some of my life. Can't do it today.

    • @snow1546
      @snow1546 6 років тому +2

      The First One Was Better

    • @scottknode898
      @scottknode898 5 років тому

      Chronoxiong Gaming same here I was 12 and can’t watch it the same way now.

  • @Shadow62x
    @Shadow62x 6 років тому +16

    That crappie cgi monster at the end was the concept art for the crappie cgi monster in the Great Wall 2017.

  • @senshifuriouz1828
    @senshifuriouz1828 10 місяців тому +1

    hi guys. I LOVE your videos and I started to hear that "ding" sound when watching a movie or a tv show 😄 could you please do MK Conquest?

  • @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158
    @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158 8 років тому +36

    This movie is my guilty pleasure.

    • @Codeninja676
      @Codeninja676 8 років тому +4

      The first movie is worthy of being a guilty pleasure but this one no just no.

    • @stonedALPHAZ
      @stonedALPHAZ 8 років тому +3

      the 1st Mortal Kombat is mos def a guilty movie pleasure but part2 is jus NO lol I always give up n take it out after they introduce Jax! Just Gods AWFUL lmfao

    • @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158
      @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158 8 років тому +6

      Brian Rodriguez First movie is actually OK and enjoyable. This one makes me laugh at how bad it is. And i kinda like watching these dumb movies so i could have some laughs.

    • @ohwell94
      @ohwell94 8 років тому

      lol mine too

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 8 років тому

      Relatable.

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 6 років тому +24

    ... this video should be an hour and a half long

  • @willverschneider1102
    @willverschneider1102 8 років тому +73

    Sub Zero and Nightwolf were the only good actors in this.

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare 8 років тому +3

      this

    • @SuperMisterKory
      @SuperMisterKory 8 років тому +2

      in this

    • @kiwikiwi5828
      @kiwikiwi5828 8 років тому +3

      This was a good movie when I was a kid and I don't see why everyone is being assholes and acting like this was the worst movie in history

    • @kiwikiwi5828
      @kiwikiwi5828 8 років тому

      Like stfu and get ur panties out of a bunch

    • @willverschneider1102
      @willverschneider1102 8 років тому

      @Ethan Lasley It's just my opinion. If you like the movie, that's cool. I won't stop you from enjoying it.

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 4 роки тому +2

    12:45
    You forgot to mention how clean Sonya is after fighting in the mud

  • @jfjvmdvbdcndkj
    @jfjvmdvbdcndkj 8 років тому +207

    Please do Deadpool already. I can't wait any longer

    • @mirayounn
      @mirayounn 8 років тому +19

      But there is nothing wrong with it, it was fucking hilarious

    • @cocoa18_
      @cocoa18_ 8 років тому +38

      +_ Twilight No movie is without sin.

    • @ryansprenkle6356
      @ryansprenkle6356 8 років тому +12

      They've said before they don't think it will sin well. It's too self aware.

    • @manlylemon6269
      @manlylemon6269 8 років тому

      He has to wait a certain amount of time after release I believe. Or if he receives permission

    • @deonwoods4979
      @deonwoods4979 8 років тому +1

      he just has to wait untill it comes out on dvd

  • @AT-gh9js
    @AT-gh9js 5 років тому +31

    Soyna’s eyes was not where Raiden’s gaze fell when the ball stated rolling

    • @MasterMacLeod
      @MasterMacLeod 4 роки тому +5

      Can you blame him

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 3 роки тому +2

      She has nice eyes, an excellent size of eyes. Very perky, eyes.

  • @SinHurr
    @SinHurr 7 років тому +33

    That looked a million times worse than I remember, and 2 million times worse than the first.

    • @wrxrob2589
      @wrxrob2589 5 років тому +1

      The first was waaay better than this one

    • @GlobalWarmingSkeptic
      @GlobalWarmingSkeptic 5 років тому

      It was Mortal Kombat though. It didn't matter that it was shit because as bad as it was, it was one of the better video game based movies.

  • @ProxxRoxx
    @ProxxRoxx 5 років тому +10

    "Better than Sucker Punch" hits Zack Snyder critical for over 9k Damage.

  • @josephrhodes5025
    @josephrhodes5025 5 років тому +11

    This whole video had me laughing my ass off well played man. I used to love this move when I was really young

  • @jankfoots
    @jankfoots 8 років тому +41

    EWW Rush Hour 1,2, and 3

    • @NOTMuzzaFuzza
      @NOTMuzzaFuzza 8 років тому

      ewwww, disgusting.

    • @MrKenanmc
      @MrKenanmc 8 років тому +4

      Come on they are really fun and hilarious

    • @yngstix
      @yngstix 8 років тому

      +john Last I wouldn't say they were really funny...unless you find dancing and a black guy cursing funny. it was cheesey.

    • @mirayounn
      @mirayounn 8 років тому

      +john Last yeah

  • @QuikshotRTCW
    @QuikshotRTCW 8 років тому +20

    "No one watching this movie will get that ['Mr. Ed is mine] joke!" That was my favorite

    • @CerealKiller5150
      @CerealKiller5150 5 років тому

      That line always gets me every time 😂😂 I remember laughing so hard the first time I heard it lol

    • @jayluis189
      @jayluis189 5 років тому +1

      Someone explain...

  • @blackfyre5158
    @blackfyre5158 5 років тому +42

    Half ram, half man, half horse and half alligator 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 роки тому

      @DeeSmokez Gaming LOL

    • @bretthosmer6770
      @bretthosmer6770 4 роки тому +2

      Manbearpig is very real. He is half man. Half bear. And half pig. Manbearpig just wants to get you. I am super serial.

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 роки тому

      @@bretthosmer6770 bruuuuuh I said Cereal or Serial for about a Month after that Episode. My favorite episode of south park, my favorite Quote from South Park. I thank you Sir.....i wish i could like this 10,000x LMAO

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 4 роки тому

      So, you’re average Chernobyl citizen

  • @x2SiCcx
    @x2SiCcx 5 років тому +27

    Jade - “It was sooooo easy...”
    Liu Kang - “You will thigh for this jade...”

    • @YangTheAce
      @YangTheAce 3 роки тому

      Eren Yeager: KONOA URAGIMONGYIARAAA!!

  • @jimi_jams
    @jimi_jams 8 років тому +169

    No sin taken off for the gratuitous mud-wrestling scene between Sonya and Mileena? Aw...

    • @Thejordanenthusiast
      @Thejordanenthusiast 8 років тому +40

      That scene contained a lap dance. Lol

    • @tandyp9256
      @tandyp9256 8 років тому +14

      They down played Mileena's character so much it wasn't worth it.

    • @LegionIvory
      @LegionIvory 8 років тому +4

      Should've gotten sins for being horribly tasteless despite being a desperate attempt at being sexy.

    • @geores9152
      @geores9152 8 років тому +4

      Millina has an ugly face but I will still do it, wouldnt you?

    • @geores9152
      @geores9152 8 років тому

      +Tandy p hi there

  • @ThePolishValsion
    @ThePolishValsion 8 років тому +4

    I can't believe that I enjoyed this movie the first time I saw it in 1999. Dear Elder Gods, now I can only watch the first 15 minutes without sighing and turning it off.
    If that third MK movie will ever be made, please make it in the spirit of the first movie. THAT was good.

  • @degustationsdeseattle
    @degustationsdeseattle 4 роки тому +7

    10:03 Brandon Lee's long lost twin.

  • @cloudsweapon567
    @cloudsweapon567 7 років тому +21

    This movie was so painful to watch.

    • @WoodysPickle
      @WoodysPickle 5 років тому

      cloudsweapon567 I apologized to my dad for taking me to see this trash when I was older

    • @scottknode898
      @scottknode898 5 років тому

      IanOHara I think i did years after having my parents sit through this movie as I was 12 when it came out.

  • @ShinobiNintendo
    @ShinobiNintendo 8 років тому +35

    Pretty sure The Revenant is next. HYPE!!!

    • @Joeobrown1
      @Joeobrown1 8 років тому +2

      how do people guess these? i'm sure someone mentioned that there are clues before, but i've never spotted one

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 8 років тому +2

      +Joe Brown it's really down to luck sometimes it's little things like what movies he's done and what he says in the description

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 років тому +5

      +Joe Brown He leaves hints in the description

    • @mort3562
      @mort3562 8 років тому +2

      He also puts hints on his twitter, which is the place I direct anyone who asks for a deadpool eww to

    • @mikegoldab9848
      @mikegoldab9848 8 років тому

      Could also be Ex Machina, that was a good movie.

  • @dayostical
    @dayostical 8 років тому +22

    Oh come on, how could you not mention Sindel's epic line? You KNOW the one i'm talking about.

    • @ironwolf5837
      @ironwolf5837 8 років тому +1

      I think that's just too easy to sin. Though...you did make me chuckle when I remembered "that" line.

    • @robb911
      @robb911 8 років тому

      What's the line?

    • @Ryan-nm8pw
      @Ryan-nm8pw 8 років тому

      I need to know as well.

    • @CokeDrkrNotSnrtr
      @CokeDrkrNotSnrtr 8 років тому

      I'm glad he avoided that and put in the vastly superior 6 days line.

    • @DefinitelyReagan
      @DefinitelyReagan 8 років тому +6

      Nobody ever gets this line right.
      Kitana: Mother? You're alive?
      Sindel: TOO BAD YOU... WILL DIE!!

  • @FrizzKid05
    @FrizzKid05 3 роки тому +7

    Shao Kahn: In 6 days, you will all bow to me.
    Shao Kahn only a few moments later: ANNIHILATE 'EM!!
    How can they bow to you if they're dead? You're not Onaga.