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  • Ahhh to sacrifice myself in glorious combat against the enemies of man, all in service of the Holy God Emperor of Mankind... what a dream
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  • @BarryWalts
    @BarryWalts  2 роки тому +8532

    Please Holy God Emperor of Mankind....
    please allow me to wake up in the world of 40k, so that I may fight for the Imperium.
    Peace out!

    • @lukecash3500
      @lukecash3500 2 роки тому +87

      I'll probably sign up but I'm not sure about this hentai business, Barry...

    • @shasneed2
      @shasneed2 2 роки тому

      "Suicidal I see.."
      *exhales lethal gases*
      "Come.."

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 2 роки тому +98

      I'm not sure you really want to be in the Warhammer Universe. Remember thast there are probably 10 servitors for every human. You'll most likely end up a servitor yourself which is arguably worse then death.

    • @lukecash3500
      @lukecash3500 2 роки тому +108

      @@PuddingXXL Heretic! Convert this one to a servitor! He thinks serving the Emperor isn't a pleasure and honor, even as a servitor!

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 2 роки тому +54

      Dude, thats a terrible fucking idea.

  • @tomdavies9004
    @tomdavies9004 2 роки тому +5058

    Krieg Soldier grabbing an anti-tank grenade pre-charge:
    " *it's a surprise tool that will help us later* "

    • @TiernanHousman
      @TiernanHousman Рік тому +37

      ppppffffffffftttt... NAAAAHH

    • @oinkytheink1228
      @oinkytheink1228 Рік тому +9

      @Austin Inman anti tank what do you think that means?

    • @oinkytheink1228
      @oinkytheink1228 Рік тому +13

      @Austin Inman warhammer 40k

    • @ImperatorTitanEgisEgich
      @ImperatorTitanEgisEgich Рік тому +12

      Keep in mind. There facing weird things
      Living fungi, so stupid that they have a power they don't k kw they have(if they thinks it, it happen)
      Living fnaf
      Dna heisters
      Space communists
      Weird alien
      Dark weird alien
      Deamons
      Disease
      Horniness
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
      Infinite knowledge, yet lack of trust
      Heretics
      Then you got their allies that have different divisions or "chapters"
      The humans
      The Death korps of krieg
      Jacked up humans in armor
      The same from above, but almost dead and put inside a machine to keep fighting
      Giant robots(adeptus titanicus)
      Machine cultists
      Cyborgs that do what their told to, came from dead bodies(from the cultists)
      The weird gold people
      Shh, the grey knights don't exist, not shut up before they kill you
      The primarchs(the sons of the emperor)
      And the living vegetable in a chair, and is basically a skeleton living. Like paralyzed skeletor.

    • @ImperatorTitanEgisEgich
      @ImperatorTitanEgisEgich Рік тому +2

      And i forgot to mention
      The woman in armor.
      And yeah, thats Warhammer 40k, not 30k, for ya.

  • @kippies66
    @kippies66 2 роки тому +8225

    Chaos marine: "The only way to take my life is to give your own."
    Kriegsmen: "I see this as an absolute win."

    • @TheSuicidalGiraffe
      @TheSuicidalGiraffe Рік тому +351

      Kriegsman: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard, I ain't worth grox sh*t and you're going to fall to me. Emperor forgive us both for how worthless we are, but only me for my SERVICE!

    • @-Free_Bird-1
      @-Free_Bird-1 Рік тому +32

      Oooo, that's good

    • @hunterjames8653
      @hunterjames8653 Рік тому +71

      Kriegsman: my only regret is not being moved to sandbag detail after I give it

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Рік тому

      "Hell, that's what I'm here for, dumbass"

    • @cmmpr111
      @cmmpr111 Рік тому +16

      ​ no, it's the sandbag division (tankfish refrence)

  • @jkdragonjk6895
    @jkdragonjk6895 2 роки тому +5960

    Favorite fact about the death korps is that they are so zealous that they often bully imperial commissars for not being brave enough

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 2 роки тому +2

      *stupid enough

    • @joshuaward8880
      @joshuaward8880 2 роки тому +543

      Yea kreig commissars are often there for restraint and mediation between the kreig guardsman and other guardsman.

    • @RoamingPlayer
      @RoamingPlayer 2 роки тому +2

      Krieg always want to fix bayonets, the commissars make them wait until its the right time.

    • @jackmanzino9212
      @jackmanzino9212 2 роки тому +809

      Kreig commissars have the exact opposite job of other ones. Other commissars: “Charge or be shot” Kreig commissars: “Okay can you not charge for like 5 minutes”

    • @dogboy0912
      @dogboy0912 2 роки тому +401

      They're so willing to charge and die that they'll make tactically unsound decisions just to do so. Commissars have to tell them that sometimes not rushing and dying is a more effective move.

  • @siegebreaker4120
    @siegebreaker4120 2 роки тому +2463

    I like to think the space marine at the end witnessing the explosion is like:
    ‘Damn, these guys are better at my job than I am’

  • @simplemanboba
    @simplemanboba 2 роки тому +872

    The Death Korps of Krieg deserve their own solo game.

    • @nalcednitro9874
      @nalcednitro9874 Рік тому +24

      It’s called Kill Team, it’s not entirely about the Kreig, but it’s basically their game.

    • @arentzkids1268
      @arentzkids1268 Рік тому +2

      Facts

    • @Gen_Kael
      @Gen_Kael Рік тому +1

      This

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +22

      You will play as several hundred Kriegsman. When one dies, you switch to another on another part of the map

    • @Ozpawn
      @Ozpawn Рік тому +11

      @@Flesh_Wizardjust like the bf1 opening campaign

  • @Lancersilva
    @Lancersilva 2 роки тому +1844

    Imagine being thousands of years in the future and you’re from the planet that’s whole personality is ww1.

    • @Sucullentbutter
      @Sucullentbutter Рік тому +109

      I see this as a absolute win

    • @JoelDiez
      @JoelDiez Рік тому +68

      God I wish that was me

    • @monstersquid7205
      @monstersquid7205 Рік тому +96

      Bro I was sold on the trench coats

    • @EndoClaw
      @EndoClaw Рік тому +49

      @@monstersquid7205 I was sold on the masks

    • @MainLandlord
      @MainLandlord Рік тому +39

      @@EndoClaw I was sold by the whole outfit

  • @gray7098
    @gray7098 2 роки тому +17626

    There's just something scary about regular humans fighting in a world full of super humans, demons and monsters with just a Shovel and a Musket and still win.

    • @oystermeister5497
      @oystermeister5497 2 роки тому +441

      what do you mean musket? lol

    • @user-mo6wo2mk9m
      @user-mo6wo2mk9m 2 роки тому +1115

      ​@@oystermeister5497 a musket would be more effective than a lass gun

    • @gray7098
      @gray7098 2 роки тому +749

      @@oystermeister5497 my bad a Lasgun but come on it does kinda look like a Space Musket especially with a Bayonet 😂

    • @ashraffhashrin4196
      @ashraffhashrin4196 2 роки тому +259

      @@gray7098 well considering krieg or.. any guard regiment or even pdf for that matter I can definitely understand your POV. Hell even the skitari uses the same mold except its fires bolt laser variant

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 2 роки тому +29

      @@user-mo6wo2mk9m no.

  • @unnamed1613
    @unnamed1613 2 роки тому +22867

    Chaos Marine: "Who is stupid enough to get in close-combat with an Astartes?"
    Kriegsmen: "Who is stupid enough to let a suicide bomber come this close?"
    Chaos Marine: "Wait. What?!"

  • @theshadowwalker8244
    @theshadowwalker8244 Рік тому +273

    Rogue astartes: I don’t take prisoners
    Kreigsman: good… neither do I

    • @rory8182
      @rory8182 Рік тому +4

      you would need a mop to take me prisoner!

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@rory8182 if you wanted a prisoner, you should've brought a bucket

  • @webvixdarklove7551
    @webvixdarklove7551 9 місяців тому +69

    I can’t believe this was my introduction to Warhammer 40k

  • @abaronofchivalry5176
    @abaronofchivalry5176 2 роки тому +2771

    Dying Krieger: Any last words?
    Space Marine: What? I'm the one who's stabbed you clean through!"
    Krieger: Yeah, but you see, I've got this nifty little device called an Anti-Tank-Grenade, and it's going to send us both to the emperor

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 2 роки тому +109

      BY THE EMPEROR!

    • @BuilderB08
      @BuilderB08 2 роки тому +141

      Traitor: FU-
      *Trench explodes*

    • @djtot731
      @djtot731 2 роки тому +27

      понятно почему этого Крейга записали в самоубийцы, он плохо знал матчасть! это КРАГ граната!

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому +46

      "I am ready to go! Are you ?"

    • @firekoovin3347
      @firekoovin3347 2 роки тому +13

      could the chaos marine actually die from that?

  • @gun8378
    @gun8378 2 роки тому +4603

    when you think about it the orks and the krieg are having fun in the most depressing universe

    • @nodrugshere300
      @nodrugshere300 2 роки тому +207

      @Noots And hearts are always full, for the love for the Emperor(Battle) will always live on.

    • @humannomore7759
      @humannomore7759 2 роки тому +169

      I mean...krieg kinda go every second of their life being disgusting by their own existence. They're just happy to die being useful

    • @blueexorcist608
      @blueexorcist608 2 роки тому +6

      @Noots what does that mean

    • @direwolfstar2539
      @direwolfstar2539 2 роки тому +53

      @@blueexorcist608 Glass half full, but bullet

    • @mercy3765
      @mercy3765 2 роки тому +146

      What people like to forget that the sole reason the Kiregsmen are so suicidal is because they are NOT having fun. They live with self hatred and is taught that they are worth fuck all. They are having the LEAST fun in this universe. So the juxtaposition of the orks fighting the krieg, would be ironic indeed.
      Orks = loves fighting
      Kriegsmen = Hates everything around them including themselves

  • @taoisttiger4702
    @taoisttiger4702 2 роки тому +1563

    People talking about them being so young, you forget that for the vast majority of our time wars have been fought by young men. 18-20 would be fairly seasoned in most ancient militaries.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 2 роки тому +128

      Not even ancient militaries i mean in my country conscription could start from the age of 17 and in ww2 (that also isnt that long ago) soldiers where even younger.

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 роки тому +62

      @@l.h.9747 For example there were child soldiers in Warsaw Uprising during WW2

    • @sys3248
      @sys3248 2 роки тому +32

      They COULD be part of the combatants at the teenage ages but all renowned warriors, soldiers are most famed on their prime which is around twenty and a little past thirty five.
      On the contrary the youngest age groups combatants usually made up the most casualties in conflicts.

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 2 роки тому +9

      @kc korea its the backround of the austro-hungarian flag with the coat of arms of the austro hungarian millitary

    • @grindhardkapo6127
      @grindhardkapo6127 2 роки тому +3

      There’s is child soldiers in Iraq not teens actually children 6 - 10

  • @Theoxuesu
    @Theoxuesu Рік тому +69

    "In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement."
    -Litany of Sacrifice

  • @WSB1469
    @WSB1469 2 роки тому +34

    Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment.

  • @Ajax2696
    @Ajax2696 2 роки тому +7289

    To imagine that Kriegs are probably just the age of a high schooler or younger still baffles me.

    • @TheDragonfriday
      @TheDragonfriday 2 роки тому +698

      While they are super strong less then average person. But they're still humans only different is they are dead inside

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 роки тому +824

      In terms of years yes but they are artificially grown to adult size while information is fed subliminally while they “grow” in their tanks. It’s the only feasible way to pump out as many soldiers as they do.

    • @bigfella9034
      @bigfella9034 2 роки тому +464

      @@gargoyles9999 They grow like normal people, they just start working by the time they can walk.

    • @lich.possum
      @lich.possum 2 роки тому +342

      @@gargoyles9999 there's no official source om this but it is theorized that they do clone soldiers.

    • @wert1234576
      @wert1234576 2 роки тому +336

      Most of humanities armies in 40k are either below 20 or over 80 in age

  • @danjames8314
    @danjames8314 2 роки тому +5598

    people who don’t know 40k will think this is some commentary on war or ironic, but nah, these dudes are loving every second of the front

    • @milkharder3239
      @milkharder3239 2 роки тому

      Theirs lifes consist of basically waiting for the day they die serving the emperor because theirs ancestors rebelled hundreds of years ago, they don really enjoy battle to say the least

    • @Westile
      @Westile 2 роки тому +278

      That's me, I thought it was just some animator having fun with Blender.

    • @sarexui634
      @sarexui634 2 роки тому

      No they won't you idiot because the technology as well as the outfits shown and even the landscape as well as the scenery all indicate this isn't on earth

    • @ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle
      @ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle 2 роки тому +118

      @Jor Dan bro if you don’t know 40k then just don’t speak 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 2 роки тому +370

      @@ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle
      Great way to get people interested.
      "Just don't speak" ffs... 🙄

  • @CommissarTommy22
    @CommissarTommy22 2 роки тому +24267

    One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

    • @synonymdave
      @synonymdave 2 роки тому +1

      Trench shovel.

    • @voximperatoris1175
      @voximperatoris1175 2 роки тому +917

      do you believe in magic?

    • @joshhitxoriginal9367
      @joshhitxoriginal9367 2 роки тому

      I can't wait to suicide charge the enemies of the imperium and hopefully die in the process

    • @robertspeedwagon982
      @robertspeedwagon982 2 роки тому +762

      They're just having fun and being high af on combat drugs

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 2 роки тому +333

      they're all potentially clones, or most of them for that matter, either horribly disfigured or just exactly the same

  • @Nickerdz
    @Nickerdz Рік тому +27

    Humanity logic against the horrors of space in wh40k:
    If the enemy hasn't been killed yet you simple haven't thrown enough people at it.

  • @jaskapenttila7644
    @jaskapenttila7644 Рік тому +11

    "There are no civilians on Krieg, only soldiers." Krieg is just the kind of place im looking for and then shipped off.

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 2 роки тому +1170

    I love how when you really think about it, in the grim darkness of 40k, the death korps are in absolute heaven. Everyone else is miserable having to fight these hellish monstrosities while the Kriegers and giggling with delight as they get sawed in half by a khornate berserker

    • @lokepameGG
      @lokepameGG 2 роки тому +81

      Ork having fun too

    • @njp4340
      @njp4340 2 роки тому +80

      Well yes they have embraced the life and enjoy the suicide charges, but tbh I'm not sure they'd really be giggling right as the sawing happened.

    • @arentzkids1268
      @arentzkids1268 Рік тому +15

      Krieg and orks

    • @noo343
      @noo343 Рік тому +5

      ​@@arentzkids1268 and harlequins I don't count the ones that have to serve a chaos God

    • @IronClique
      @IronClique Рік тому +7

      To die for the emperor is to be redeemed for the sins of his forefathers.

  • @psykisslove
    @psykisslove 2 роки тому +4287

    It's wild how one of the most badass regiments of the guard is just a bunch of brainwashed child soldiers in adult bodies. Just the implication that a child-soldier army would be equally as effective as other guard regiments, if not more effective depending on situation, really characterizes the imperium a lot.

    • @0wls4ndr4tts
      @0wls4ndr4tts 2 роки тому +234

      All of them are badass. Cadians fight just as hard if not harder now since they want vengence for cadia, modrians fought off a complete chaos corruption of their civilian hivers, Tallarn FOUGHT OFF THE IRON WARRIORS TWICE. One during the heresy, and one later on. Vostryoans.. moustaches and admech fun, valhallans come from friggan ice planet and know how to fight on them best. And before you say “they got nuked and their planet is now an irradiated hellscape because of a rebellion” tallarn was a paradise world before the heresy iron warriors viral bombed it because they got their asses kicked so hard. Necromundan spiders. Its necro friggan munda, steel legion has fought off worse and worse conditions than krieg

    • @bobfromjanitorial2
      @bobfromjanitorial2 2 роки тому +17

      I smell a Lord of War quote

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 2 роки тому +75

      they just look and feel cooler. They got a really cool look and uniform. Regular guard looks like any other generic sci fi soldier with goofy unpractical oversized useless armor

    • @roboGansta
      @roboGansta 2 роки тому +100

      I mean they are adults, but there is a reason child soldiers are used irl. Aberrant, horrifying and disgusting? Yes. But child soldiers have malleable perceptions of morality and do not hesitate. They are capable of serious atrocities.

    • @madness8897
      @madness8897 2 роки тому +13

      @@0wls4ndr4tts and the vostroyans fight because they are out of kvass.

  • @guywholikesmemes4993
    @guywholikesmemes4993 2 роки тому +806

    Krieg get shovel, krieg kill for emperor, krieg get to suicide charge, life good.

    • @InsideYourClosetRn69
      @InsideYourClosetRn69 2 роки тому +18

      Simple as

    • @kev1310
      @kev1310 2 роки тому +10

      This is an example of meme giving misinformation they are not good soldiers because they rush into a horde of demons(thats just stupid/Also they dont just wanna die they want to do something for the imperium then die) they are great soldiers because they are able to carry out suicidal missions other regime cant. I hate how the memes remove the actual coolness of the kriegs and just downgrade them to simple minded individuals

    • @InsideYourClosetRn69
      @InsideYourClosetRn69 2 роки тому +14

      @@kev1310 r/wooosh

    • @guywholikesmemes4993
      @guywholikesmemes4993 2 роки тому +2

      @@kev1310 lmao ik I just felt like making the comment get r/wooosh'd

    • @A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman
      @A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman 2 роки тому

      YAHVOL MINE KOMMONDANT

  • @heyjohn7764
    @heyjohn7764 Рік тому +73

    Seriously saying the whole depth of my humanity as part of a man, if I go to war one day, and know what will be my last moments of life, I will surely remember this song.

  • @xxiSHTAr9000x
    @xxiSHTAr9000x Рік тому +12

    Whilst the Orks think very highly of the Kreigsman, even they are sometimes disturbed by the Death Korps’ disregard for their lives

  • @omegon2540
    @omegon2540 2 роки тому +679

    Iron warriors : yes this is an ideal reality

    • @XDerNetteMannX
      @XDerNetteMannX 2 роки тому +24

      The Iron Warriors and the Death Korps of Krieg... A siege dream come true 😍

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 роки тому +22

      The iron warrior pipeline,
      Expert in sieges
      Jealousy from not being best builders
      Petty and meaningless rivalry
      Fall to chaos
      Daemonculaba

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 2 роки тому +9

      It kinda sucks the IW were too early. If they had stuck around, they would synergise better with the DKOK then the Imperial Army

    • @Amogusrath
      @Amogusrath 2 роки тому +6

      The Siege of Vraks wouldve ended WAY earlier if the IWs were loyalists

    • @Daniel-xq8mo
      @Daniel-xq8mo 2 роки тому +2

      @@XDerNetteMannX I just realised why Krieg tried to turn traitor, they wanted to be with their trench friends

  • @wardengage4173
    @wardengage4173 2 роки тому +331

    I remember watching a clip from Exidote where a Kriegsman beats a tau to death with a mace and one of the comments was asking why he didnt retreat for help.
    He was promptly corrected on proper Krieg behavior.

  • @MrIkillcreepers
    @MrIkillcreepers 2 роки тому +1045

    The masculine urge to sacrifice yourself in hopes of forgiveness from The God Emperor with the bois

  • @oby6300
    @oby6300 Рік тому +60

    Sometimes when I'm sad I watch this and instantly feel a smile forming on my face.

  • @madisonpictures7553
    @madisonpictures7553 2 роки тому +86

    This video was exactly what we expected, and we’re not disappointed.

  • @ChillAssTurtle
    @ChillAssTurtle 2 роки тому +167

    I could die nameless for the greater glory of *The Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all?*
    'euphoria intensifies'

  • @pontiusporcius8430
    @pontiusporcius8430 2 роки тому +477

    How awesome would an action game where you could play as a kriegsman or a khornate berserker during a siege be?

    • @ayoxe
      @ayoxe 2 роки тому +110

      There’s a reason I always keep my gas mask on in Battlefield 1

    • @RosenThorneGaming
      @RosenThorneGaming 2 роки тому +54

      @@ayoxe another brother of culture I see

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому +45

      I demand a halo style shooter for warhammer 40k. Have it be Vraks or Hellsreach. That would be awesome and you could pick between multiple factions

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 2 роки тому +6

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 money?.......money!!!

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому +5

      @@lavellelee5734 I want Bungie on this right now.

  • @madmanvarietyshow9605
    @madmanvarietyshow9605 2 роки тому +107

    Ah to die on a battlefield during a death and glory charge to take an enemy held trench while skewering some poor bastard in the spleen.
    Makes a man feel alive.

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 2 роки тому +6

      And makes the other man feel dead

  • @RonaldTrumpOfficial
    @RonaldTrumpOfficial 11 місяців тому +6

    when literal humans can beat eldritch horrors with just a funny gun and a shovel

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon 10 місяців тому +9

    "A day in the Korps is like a day on the farm. Every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I love the Korps!"

  • @lordcaedus8713
    @lordcaedus8713 2 роки тому +1067

    The kriegsman taking out the chaos marine with an anti tank grenade to the face was literally like staring death in the eyes and saying No U
    Just a typical Tuesday in 40k

    • @SkreltNL
      @SkreltNL 2 роки тому +10

      "we are one, brother..."

    • @MrThatpersonthatguy
      @MrThatpersonthatguy 2 роки тому +7

      its def one of my favorite 40k fanimations. So sad that creator Sodaz vowed to quit making 40k content

    • @shaggy8574
      @shaggy8574 2 роки тому +1

      More like no us

    • @DezrathNLR
      @DezrathNLR 2 роки тому +16

      Chaos Marine: You fought well for a dead man
      Krieger: Takes one to know one!
      Chaos Marine: What? Oh FU..................

    • @cringelord6068
      @cringelord6068 Рік тому

      More of "May your step-brother bring us both to the emperor

  • @bobfromjanitorial2
    @bobfromjanitorial2 2 роки тому +8624

    Love me Emperor
    Love me shovel
    Love me suicidal charge
    Hate chaos
    Hate orks (totally racist, absolutely digusted by them)
    Hate retreat
    Simple as

  • @---ii8hl
    @---ii8hl 2 роки тому +437

    despite being cannon fodder galore, death guard training has death rate of about 50%, making it one of the hardest if not the hardest training regimens of the guard in the galaxy.

    • @MrSporkdude
      @MrSporkdude 2 роки тому +56

      Death Korps* the death guard are mortys boys also while a 50% mortality rate is high even for imperium standards it is not the hardest training that would go to the catachan jungle fighters most kids on catachan learn to shoot before they learn to walk. 80% of kids die before the age of 4 and 50% of that die by age 8. chaos has invaded catachan 3 or 4 times and every time the jungle fighters successfully defended the planet providing minimal defense as the jungle its self killed the larger portions of the chaos warbands before the jungle fighters could even get to them

    • @Hestaka
      @Hestaka 2 роки тому +9

      If they're gonna die they have to atleast kill some enemies first so they have to train to prolong their feath to inflict the most ammount of the emporers will possible

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 2 роки тому +1

      And that’s just TRAINING!

    • @CommunismIsCringe
      @CommunismIsCringe 6 місяців тому

      @@MrSporkdude Catachan, Cadia, and Krieg are the IG's holy trifecta.

  • @leviclark4525
    @leviclark4525 Рік тому +10

    0:33 by far my favorite part and the song works perfectly and it shows that they don’t see it as horrible war

  • @samuelmonroy_05
    @samuelmonroy_05 Рік тому +2

    Mom:“How many times have you watched this video?”
    Me:”yes”

  • @khiemtrinh8330
    @khiemtrinh8330 2 роки тому +167

    If we’re going to have happy and upbeat tunes over intense battle scenes, why can’t we have power metal blaring over a very pleasant picnic?

  • @1KosovoJeSrbija1
    @1KosovoJeSrbija1 2 роки тому +240

    love how krieg is getting more fan attention that the marines lol

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 2 роки тому +56

      It is a reflection of our society. We are nameless faceless masses, the only thing that sets us apart is how dedicated we can be to a cause, what we will sacrifice to serve that cause. Death is quick and inevitable, best to chose when and where it happens and to give everything in service to a legitimate god. If we had an actual God Emperor on earth, who could prove his worth beyond any doubt, you would see billions flock to his banner, just to be a part of something worthwhile.

    • @BoberBoomMan
      @BoberBoomMan 2 роки тому +9

      Well tbf after years of GW shoving space marines in our faces without paying much attention to any other faction i will say people are just sick of them in general

    • @notrius7754
      @notrius7754 2 роки тому +20

      @@guypierson5754 This is why ideologies such as nationalism exists, people need to have a purpouse in life and what purpouse is better than dedicating yourself to something that you love and that you know is going to be good for you, your close ones, your family and basically everything you care about. (And this is also the reason why nationalism is one of the most succesfull ideologies ever made because it mostly doesn't only make people want to sacrafice themselves for the greater cause but thier leaders aswell)

    • @arson1tez
      @arson1tez 2 роки тому +4

      @@notrius7754 Nationalism, hell yes.

  • @arsmariastarlight3567
    @arsmariastarlight3567 2 роки тому +387

    "It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself"
    The Kriegs who sacrificed their lives for the Emperor, may their souls rest in peace in their eternal rest
    THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

    • @lamiral5669
      @lamiral5669 2 роки тому

      die for the emperor or die trying huh ?

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 Рік тому

      *detonates warp drive*

  • @MintzCandyXD
    @MintzCandyXD Рік тому +3

    "I fear no man but that.....thing..."

  • @chadwell69
    @chadwell69 2 роки тому +15

    The euphoria I would experience to die in glorious battle for my God-Emperor is indescribable

  • @mememan4979
    @mememan4979 2 роки тому +34

    Kriegsman: dancing over a trench*
    Chaos marine:so this is what where dealing with

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 2 роки тому +142

    It may be short, but it's all we ever wanted. This flame burns twice as brightly. :,-)

  • @temperusmaximus7268
    @temperusmaximus7268 2 роки тому +38

    How does it feel to die for the God Emperor?
    *E U P H O R I C*

  • @zinova8252
    @zinova8252 2 роки тому +11

    90% of my dreams be like this

  • @joaocosta3374
    @joaocosta3374 2 роки тому +2

    0:34 "war its funtastic"... peak humanity. I believe that amongst carnage, the lads know how to decompress. Thanks Kriegs it made my day.

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 2 роки тому +88

    Thanks to Markiplier, I respawned as a Krieger.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +18

    0:04 "Imma deck you in the schnoz!"

  • @cuban-being3087
    @cuban-being3087 2 роки тому +774

    Chaos: "the sons of Russ predictably charge right into our traps."
    Chaos: "These Krieg zelots predictably charge right into our traps."
    Krieg: .......
    Spacewolves:...... We should charge right into that trap.
    Krieg: *nods*
    *fist bump*

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 2 роки тому +19

      The Loyalists: *_BANZAI!!!_*

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 2 роки тому +7

      @@CHRF-55457 chaos: everything is well within the calculation, though it appears we're actually fucked on this occasion

    • @kevincass9917
      @kevincass9917 Рік тому +1

      @@stalinsoulz7872 "The risk I took was calculated, but holy shit am I bad at math!"

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Рік тому +2

    Little morale boost with the guy dancing. Probably a natural talent I doubt he’s had time to study dance on a technical level.

  • @felicity6495
    @felicity6495 Рік тому +3

    this is one of thos memes that for some reason causes me to shed a tear, not in laughter, but in pride

  • @grimaldur778
    @grimaldur778 2 роки тому +33

    Life could be a dream- *preoceeds to show all the animations GW took away from us*

  • @jonathanathor117
    @jonathanathor117 2 роки тому +118

    I always knew that the Pyro from team fortress 2 was a primarch. If not the emperor's distant cousin. It just makes perfect sense.

    • @iroga9764
      @iroga9764 2 роки тому

      Can TF2 fans go 2 seconds without mentioning their shit game?

    • @goat1596
      @goat1596 2 роки тому +5

      @@iroga9764 lol replied to a 1 month old comment

    • @iroga9764
      @iroga9764 2 роки тому

      @@goat1596 and?

    • @goat1596
      @goat1596 2 роки тому +4

      @@iroga9764 just wanted to making fun of you lol

  • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
    @Great-Dao-of-Elegance 2 роки тому +19

    I don't know anything about Warhammer but I can't stop watching things related to them. The things in this franchise are so badass lmao.
    The last guy is such a Chad.

  • @robertcross9863
    @robertcross9863 Рік тому +4

    0:10 you sed life could be a dream not a nightmare!!!

  • @squishyliam9206
    @squishyliam9206 2 роки тому +3

    I had no idea where this was from, and then I saw just enough violence to realize “oh it’s a warhammer 40k game”

  • @adrianmateo6196
    @adrianmateo6196 2 роки тому +81

    You know, I'm gonna make a full kriegsman's costume.
    Any ideas which unit I should make?

    • @germainsimada7591
      @germainsimada7591 2 роки тому +33

      Try to find one with the most casualties or one that died out, impersonate a legend.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 2 роки тому +29

      Krieg 83rd siege regiment. It was present for all 17 years of Vraks.
      Look up French and German WW1 uniforms for inspiration.

    • @adrianmateo6196
      @adrianmateo6196 2 роки тому +5

      @@ieuanhunt552 Is there any kind of specific pictures or reference material of the 83rd siege regiment?
      If so, send me a link If you can. I would like to know as much as I can. Buttons, patches, how they wear there gear, everything.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 2 роки тому +14

      @@adrianmateo6196 Seriously dude just look up late WW1 French uniform. Add a gas mask and a spiked helmet. Embellish with Aquilla and Skulls and you're 90% of the way to a Krieg uniform.

    • @adrianmateo6196
      @adrianmateo6196 2 роки тому +2

      @@ieuanhunt552 Very well, sounds easy enough. Thank you very much Ieuan Hunt.

  • @zeroturtle-bu7zb
    @zeroturtle-bu7zb 2 роки тому +34

    Honest The Death korps of Krieg are my favorite Faction in Warhammer 40k. From lore about living in a nuked to hell waste land to quite literally not giving a fuck about their lives. They are a inspiration, no a myth, NO A LEGEND.

  • @robouteguillimanxiii6925
    @robouteguillimanxiii6925 2 роки тому +22

    That’s the perfect music for the violent massacres of the enemies of the Emperor. Especially on some Death Korps

  • @Packguardian_gacha8684
    @Packguardian_gacha8684 6 місяців тому +2

    I keep coming back to this because this has to be one of my most favorite 40K edits

  • @Fluburb
    @Fluburb 11 місяців тому +3

    Truly I can't thank you enough for making this video, because of this video I found out about Warhammer 40k, and of course the Death Korps of Krieg, truly I thank you.

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 2 роки тому +49

    I love how the Death Corps of Krieg take ride or die to the max

  • @Hollow-Eyes
    @Hollow-Eyes 2 роки тому +292

    Imagine after death instead of heaven or hell you just appear in front of a commissar who hands you a gun and says:
    "Welcome to the front lines soldier."
    Honestly you'd probably be better off in hell.
    Edit: I guess I didn't explain what I meant well enough.
    Sorry about that.
    When you die,you get sent back to the front lines. Even if you die after arriving,it doesn't end and you get sent back to the front lines.
    After all,no heaven or hell,not like you get sent anywhere else.
    So you get to experience living in the Warhammer 40k universe for all eternity as an imperial guardsman fighting on the front line.
    You also get to experience dying horribly as the xeno's demonstrate the many incredibly painful methods at their disposal to kill you.
    The rusty saws of the Orks cutting you open like a fish,the Tyranids spraying you with acid, whatever the servants of Slaanesh will do to you.
    (Let's face it,sooner or later one of them is gonna pegg you.)
    Compared to that a bit of fire seems pretty pleasant to me.
    Even if you get promoted or enhanced or whatever,when you die you get sent back to the front lines as a normal soldier again.
    Also yeah it's like Valhalla. But no banquets and far more gruesome ways to die.

    • @blebbb4728
      @blebbb4728 2 роки тому +31

      Atleast i get to do something meaning

    • @benjamintherogue2421
      @benjamintherogue2421 2 роки тому +35

      Are you kidding? That sounds glorious.

    • @darkness3768
      @darkness3768 2 роки тому +7

      Man I sure hope someone don't take my soul and put me in internal damnation

    • @bq1013
      @bq1013 2 роки тому +13

      IDK an eternity in fire and brimstone vs MAYBE Fifteen hours if im unlucky

    • @MattEvans529
      @MattEvans529 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, that's literally Valhalla, and it sounds amazing.

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 2 роки тому +14

    The Kriegers are actually so depressed that they're happy since fighting and dying for the Emperor is the only way for them to atone for their sins

  • @ngmajora6986
    @ngmajora6986 Рік тому +2

    You can't put fear into men LITERALLY seeking death

  • @petaisajoke
    @petaisajoke Рік тому +5

    I love that this showcases the IG as capable and a serious force in a squad or solo, that salamander looking on at the Kriegsman’s sacrifice at the end was perfect

  • @haroldearlgray5629
    @haroldearlgray5629 2 роки тому +26

    I think the Kriegsmann are having a wonderful time tbh

  • @davidtoth8975
    @davidtoth8975 2 роки тому +16

    Ah, the sudden urge to leave everything behind and die forgotten on a nameless planet in a meaningless war. I get it, what, twice a week?

  • @DadBodFit
    @DadBodFit 2 роки тому +9

    This has become my theme song for any 40k match I play now. May the Emperor bless you.

  • @nimbusshadow-wings
    @nimbusshadow-wings 11 місяців тому +2

    The horses syncing up with the song is great.

  • @thechosenjam
    @thechosenjam 2 роки тому +8

    I'd love to have a horror movie have an incredibly gory scene with just this in the background or the antagonist having a blast as the characters suffer

  • @corswaincaptain-paladinoft4067
    @corswaincaptain-paladinoft4067 2 роки тому +66

    Obligatory crazy kriegsman comment: you know when the chaos marine ran him through the kriegsman while bleeding out smiled a deviously wicked grin when he raised the anti tank grenade and thought, “I am so happy I volunteered for this”

  • @jacobgracia8603
    @jacobgracia8603 2 роки тому +5

    Warhammer gameplay: 0:18
    Warhammer community: 0:33

  • @jamesowens2600
    @jamesowens2600 2 роки тому +17

    Not a mobile phone in sight, just people living in the moment as it should be.

  • @traciesandlinnone
    @traciesandlinnone 11 місяців тому +2

    i love how the horses wear gas masks 😂😂

  • @kaiserironcladchad582
    @kaiserironcladchad582 2 роки тому +5

    Finally, a non-cancerous, non-degenerate, non-simping, G-d fearing post on UA-cam.
    \[T]/

  • @rahjeel
    @rahjeel 2 роки тому +42

    Death Korps of Kreig fills out the checkmarks in one of my favorite archetypes in fantasy/sci-fi, Regular Humans fighting powerful monsters and god-like men with nothing but their tenacity and sheer will.

    • @dhaqabk4022
      @dhaqabk4022 2 роки тому +3

      I’m sure being born and grown in a vat at an abnormally fast rate is not a recipe for “regular humans”

    • @isengarde9490
      @isengarde9490 Рік тому +1

      And a shovel, you *cannot* forget the shovel.

    • @zawarudo1041
      @zawarudo1041 Рік тому +2

      That describes literally every guardsman in the imperium 😅 fodder that prevents being foddered by a sheer willpower

  • @chance4513
    @chance4513 2 роки тому +7

    Chaos Marine: "I've got you right where I want-.."
    Kriegsmen: "Yes"
    Chaos Marine: "..What?"

  • @aidena-sn3yf
    @aidena-sn3yf Рік тому +2

    This is when a UA-camr starts a raid vs a military game

  • @wharf_
    @wharf_ 2 роки тому +4

    Life could be dream

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 2 роки тому +10

    This was unexpected and hilarious, and also a great analogy for life even though it's Kriegsmarine

  • @Skeleton_With_VR
    @Skeleton_With_VR 2 роки тому +4

    “Im too good”
    -probably these guys

  • @Knightly_Artworks
    @Knightly_Artworks 2 роки тому +7

    What's that? Enemy Orkz? They have some sort of mechanical armour?
    Bring me my shovel and horse at once!

  • @fourhammer4773
    @fourhammer4773 2 роки тому +4

    I love how he chose the most chaotic and gory stuff to pair up with a chill and happy song

  • @dimentiox80sshenanigans50
    @dimentiox80sshenanigans50 Рік тому +2

    I don't know much about the Death Korps...but from I've garnered...they sound like if you took every Chuck Norris meme, crammed them into a soldier and then repeat that a few thousand times.

  • @TankManHeavy
    @TankManHeavy 2 роки тому +8

    That Kriegsman with the anti-tank grenade that claps the chaos warrior is so godly

  • @soapbaker1968
    @soapbaker1968 2 роки тому +5

    Behind that mask there is no fear
    there is no mercy
    there is no sorrow or happiness or love
    there is nothing but duty and death~my unofficial quote of The death korps of krieg

  • @BloodmoonPyke
    @BloodmoonPyke 2 роки тому +3

    New objective: • -Survive-
    • Die for the Emperor!

  • @Bruh-bp6nn
    @Bruh-bp6nn Рік тому +2

    “Death before dishonour” honestly the kriegsman are the best of the Astra militarum. Goated.

    • @mac.fk14
      @mac.fk14 Рік тому

      Game?

    • @wizardx2806
      @wizardx2806 Рік тому

      ​@@mac.fk14it's a tabletop they haven't made a actual video game of the death Korps of Krieg yet

  • @tabaz914
    @tabaz914 2 роки тому +4

    Put this song over any warcrime and I´ll allow it

  • @richcreeper2796
    @richcreeper2796 2 роки тому +5

    Yep life is a dream when the artillery shells are coming down around you!

  • @ShaddySoldier
    @ShaddySoldier 2 роки тому +6

    Man I'd love if it was canonical that Kreigers listened to Doo wop. Like that's the one bit one recreational fun and enjoyment they have.

  • @enginepy
    @enginepy 2 роки тому +8

    If only… I’d take that life in a heartbeat

  • @aleks2703
    @aleks2703 Рік тому +2

    This is why the Death Korps are my favorite thing in all of 40k

  • @sorzak_kriv8143
    @sorzak_kriv8143 2 роки тому +1

    this is my favourite youtube video ever