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  • @_itskauzo5631
    @_itskauzo5631 Рік тому +1985

    Coming back to rewatch because I found out 40k Gladius has an achievement called "Brother Get The Flamer - The Heavy. Flamer."

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra Рік тому +68

      Heh.

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 Рік тому +66

      Best achievement

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 Рік тому +35

      Wonder where it come from 😂

    • @Luzaku_kiss
      @Luzaku_kiss 8 місяців тому +26

      Lemme guess, you have to beat a level with everyone using heavy flamers to get it.

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 8 місяців тому +27

      @@Luzaku_kissgladius is the civ version
      I assume the succès imply a SHIT LOAD of flaming stuff

  • @mysterymcfly3107
    @mysterymcfly3107 4 роки тому +9263

    When I first heard him refer to Orks as "sentient fungi" I thought that it was a unique insult to their intelligence, but now that I'm more well versed in the lore, I get it now.

    • @Rogerv1032
      @Rogerv1032 4 роки тому +415

      Are they actual fungi?

    • @mysterymcfly3107
      @mysterymcfly3107 4 роки тому +633

      @@Rogerv1032, yup. Look up how orks from 40k are created.

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 4 роки тому +422

      @@Rogerv1032 closer to lichen technically but they are part fungus.

    • @UTcommando
      @UTcommando 4 роки тому +201

      @@Rogerv1032 Teeth mushrooms

    • @es2543
      @es2543 3 роки тому +53

      So its ok for me to cannon them

  • @jcc13213
    @jcc13213 3 роки тому +2420

    I keep coming back to this video and one of my favorite parts is, "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TYRANIDS". That poor guardsman...

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 2 роки тому +48

      Yeah, that poor guy is so SCREWED! I've been learning more and more about the lore of 40k., like the thing about the Tyranids, I heard that the ones the Imperium of Man have been fighting this whole time, those are just the SCOUTS!

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 2 роки тому +9

      He definitely seen old one eye

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 Рік тому +24

      List of Khornate massacres
      This Is incomplete, *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*

    • @TheRedMan77
      @TheRedMan77 Рік тому +5

      @@denyhaguilar679 *_FOR KHORNE!!_*

    • @TheLordOfBeans
      @TheLordOfBeans Рік тому +5

      ​@@denyhaguilar679FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Рік тому +662

    Fun fact: the "Cthulhu-looking Xenos" are what's known as the "Ymgarl Genestealers". They use those tentacles to drink blood which basically makes them vampire Genestealers (probably the reason why the game decided to make them so pale compares to the regular Genestealers). With that in mind the fact that you’re using a Heavy Flamer feels all the more fitting now.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda Рік тому +14

      Wow they got nerfed, back in the day they used them to eat brains to learn more about the enemy they were stalking.

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Рік тому +22

      @@AGrumpyPanda those would be the "feeder tendrils". They’re used that way by regular Tyranids such as Lictors. Only the Ymgarl Genestealers use their tentacles to feed on blood.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda Рік тому +14

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Back in 4E both genestealers and lictors used the tendrils to eat brains. I looked up the new lore after reading your first comment and the idea that ymgarl-strains could change their physiology at will is also new.

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Рік тому +9

      @@AGrumpyPanda interesting. I was unaware of that.

  • @naverthis7552
    @naverthis7552 4 роки тому +2800

    Quote overview:
    0:00 "BROTHER GET THE FLAMER, THE HEAVY FLAMER!"
    0:03 "WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!"
    0:12 "I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT!"
    0:22 "PURGE IT IN FLAME!"
    0:24 "BURN IN HOLY FIRE!"
    0:28 "THE TIME HAS COME BROTHERS, NO MERCY!"
    0:38 "AHHHHHHHHH, DIE!"
    0:50 "I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD!"
    1:06 "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
    1:10 "List of Khornate Massakers ........................"
    1:22 "WE ARE ONE IN THE EMPEROR AND THE WILL OF MAN!"
    1:38 "YOUR INFESTATION PRESSES NO FURTHER ALIEN!"
    1:58 "NONE WHO LIVE CAN SURVIVE THE FLAME!"
    2:10 "BECAUSE IT IS THE EMPEROR´S WILL, AND ALSO PURGING IS REALLY REALLY FUN BROTHER!"
    2:23 "YOUR! HERESY! STOPS! HERE!"
    2:34 "WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!"
    2:51 "BROTHER ENOUGH WITH THE LORE!"
    2:53 "BROTHERS RETRIBUTION IS AT HAND! IT IS OUR STRENGHT! WE ARE THE SONS OF CALIBAN! LET FURY GUIDE YOUR WEAPONS! LET VENGEANCE BE YOUR SONG! WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH AND OUR ENEMYS SHALL FALL!"
    3:21 "NONE MAY BLOCK OUR PATH!"
    3:32 "BY THE EMPEROR CAN THE XENOS GET ANY BIGGER!"
    3:38 "WRONG!"
    3:41 "BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE IN ASSAULT CANNON RANGE!"
    3:44 "DELETE THIS HERESY!"
    3:46 "THE HERESY IT BURNS!"
    3:48 "WE HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN´ SHIT BROTHER!"
    4:03 "THATS LIKE ONE SINGLE XENO, STEADY YOURSELF BROTHER!"
    4:14 "IF I AM TO DIE, I DIE STANDING!"
    4:30 ""TYRANID BAIT....." IS NOT THE RIGHT WORD BROTHER! I PREFER EXPEDITIONARY TYRANID PUNCHING BAG!"
    4:45 "YES BROTHER BARACHIEL, I REALIZE YOU WANT BETTER ARMOR, BUT I CAN NOW PURGE HERETICS IN THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE!"
    5:07 "I´M GONNA NEED MOAR BOLTER FOR THIS HERESY!"
    5:10 "I´M CONFUSED BY THIS HERESY BROTHER! ARE THE FOUL XENOS JUST PURGING THEMSELVES?"
    5:25 "IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THE TRACES OF OUR GENESEED FROM THE BODIES OF THE ALIENS, SO GRANDMASTER BELIAL VOWED TO DESTROY EVERYTHING INSTEAD!"
    5:33 "KABOOM!"
    5:38 "OUR GUNS HAVE FALLEN SILENT BROTHER!"
    5:50 "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TYRANIDS!"
    6:03 "XENOPHOBIA INCREASES!"
    6:09 "WAITING FOR BROTHERS!"
    6:12 "I´M GETTING TOO LOYAL FOR THIS SHIT!"
    6:13 "BROTHER! BROTHER! BROTHER! BROTHER!
    6:18 "WHASSUP!"
    6:28 "I CANT FUCKING READ!"
    6:38 "ASSAULT CANNON DEPLOYED!"
    6:58 "EASY FOR SOMEBODY WITH A FUCKING A10 WARTHOG STRAPPED TO THEIR ARM TO SAY"
    7:02 "RUN TO ME BROTHER! THEY´LL ALL GET FUCKED IF THEY RUN INTO IT, JUST WATCH ...... DONE!"
    7:17 "H"
    7:27 "BROTHER I NEED AN APOTHECARY!"
    7:32 "THIS TYRANID WHISPERED IN MY EAR THAT HE NEEDED ONE TOO!"
    7:44 "WHATEVER, I´M GOIN´ IN!"
    7:50 "HEY MAN, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?"
    7:52 "TURN OF YOUR HEAVY FLAMMER SO I CAN TELL YOU!"
    8:00 "THANK YOU BROTHER!"
    8:04 "YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE BROTHER!"
    8:21 "PAIN IS MEANINGLESS TO ME!"
    8:23 "CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?"
    8:41 "BROTHERS! TO PARTAKE IN OUR CRUSADE IS TO BE IMMORTAL!"
    9:00 "WE MAY GET BURNT, BROTHERS!"
    9:06 "THE SPACE BOOK SAYS THIS IS BAD!"
    9:11 "IT SAYS WE CANT DO THAT IN THE CODEX......!"
    9:14 "WELL, I CAN´T READ!"
    9:16 "JUST ROAST MY FLAMES! BRUH-!"
    9:27 "I´M GONNA NEED A HEAVY FLAMER FOR THIS HERESY!"
    9:46 "DEATH TO THE ENEMY!"
    9:56 "YO, THIS SHIT RICOCHETS? WHAT THE FUCK?"
    Finish for now, because it eats way more of my time than i anticipated at first, but at sometime i will return and fill it in all the way to the end.
    AND NEVER FORGET THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID! CADIA STANDS!

    • @jaxsgamesiguess9731
      @jaxsgamesiguess9731 4 роки тому +238

      BROTHER, I WILL FINISH WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED.
      10:21 “FOR THE EMPEROR!”
      10:31 “MY FACE IS MY SHIELD.”
      10:33 “BY ALL ACCOUNTS BROTHER, IT WAS NO MORE THEN A HULKING MASS OF STEEL!”
      10:59 “ I, CANNOT... MOVE.”
      11:08 “WE ARE THE MIGHT OF THE CHAPTERS FINEST, DIE!”
      11:26 “BURN IN HOLY FIRE”
      11:29 “ I TELL YOU TO STOP USEING YOUR FLAMER SO I CAN SEE. “
      “FIRST OF ALL, ITS A HEAVY FLAMER.”
      11:34 “WHY ARE YOU FLAMING ME? IM RIGHT.”
      11:37 “MY FLAME DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE... IM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FLAMER.”
      12:33 “WHAT IS THIS! I JUST WALKED INTO A CTHULU FAN CLUB OUT HERE.”
      12:51 “RETREAT NOW FOR VICTORY LATER.”
      13:41 “I AM calm... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!”
      13:53 “THIS IS A POINT OF STRATEGIC IMPORT.”
      14:07 “I LEAVE ONLY RUBBLE.”
      14:09 “YOU’RE INSISTIN IN A FISTIN!”
      14:28 “THIS IS WHERE ID LOCK MY DOOR IF THERE WAS ONE!”
      14:49 “HE IS PISSED, BROTHER.”
      “I DO NOT WANT YOU GIRLS SCOUT COOKIES BROTHER.”
      15:10 “LOOKS LIKE HEREISY TO ME, BROTHER
      15:29 “BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE.”
      15:56 “BROTHER, ARE YOU COLD?”
      16:13 “I DONT ALWAYS JAM MY SPEAR OF CALIBAN BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE OF A SYTHE STRAIN BREATHING ON MY FACE.”
      17:06 “ BANE OF THE HERETIC, TORMENT OF DEFIANCE, TRAITORS DOOM, DISTRACTION’S GLORY, THE VOICE OF DEVASTATION.”
      17:34 “PURGE THEM IN FLAME,”
      17:57 PRIMARCH LORE
      18:06 “AH, WAT IS THAT?
      ITS MY EX WIFE KAREN!”
      18:13 “BURN THESE ZENOS, LIKE I BURN THE CUSTODY PAPERS!”
      18:22 TSEENCH
      18:26 “ BLOOD FOR FOR THE BLOOD GOD.”
      18:32 “FLIGHT WILL NOT SAVE YOU FOUL ZENO.”
      18:38 “THEIR SHELTER HAS BECOME THEIR TOMB.”
      18:41 KABOOM!
      18:54 this how inquisitors look like while exterminatusing a planet.
      19:13 “GET OV MY SHIP SPACE MARINE!”
      By the emperor that took forever, anyway ima join the imperial guard and get escorted by a custodies because I where to become a general.

    • @naverthis7552
      @naverthis7552 4 роки тому +94

      @@jaxsgamesiguess9731
      BROTHER YOU DID A FINE JOB HERE. MAY THE EMPEROR HONOR YOUR WORK AS I DO!

    • @jaxsgamesiguess9731
      @jaxsgamesiguess9731 4 роки тому +50

      Music Listener THANK YOU BROTHER, FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @leviathan8203
      @leviathan8203 4 роки тому +12

      Brother!

    • @demetriustaggart3400
      @demetriustaggart3400 4 роки тому +13

      @@leviathan8203 BROTHER!

  • @Anthony-rh6qt
    @Anthony-rh6qt 5 років тому +4200

    Space marine: *PURGE THEM IN FLAMES*
    Xenos: *PURGE THEM IN FRAMES*

    • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
      @multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 роки тому +142

      Tyranid tactics in a nutshell

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 4 роки тому +78

      @@multidimensionalcenturion9863 have enough large convelutedly designed bugs to where it slows down your enemies computer

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 4 роки тому +10

      Anthony other way around with the xenos they are taking our frames not giving but yeah I get the point🤣

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 4 роки тому +21

      The Walls: *THEIR SHELTER HAS BECOME THEIR TOMB.*

    • @ВасилийМорозов-л7х
      @ВасилийМорозов-л7х 3 роки тому +11

      The Terminator armor is so dummy thicc it affects reality.
      Actually, the Titans don't intentionally have void shields, it is a byproduct of thiccness.

  • @SlightlyDerangedCube
    @SlightlyDerangedCube 5 років тому +7064

    The Dark Angels: *canonically specialize in plasma weaponry*
    Badger and friends: *play with heavy flamers like Salamanders with pyromania*

    • @jacobtasker1370
      @jacobtasker1370 5 років тому +568

      *pyrophillia*

    • @a05odst62
      @a05odst62 5 років тому +228

      In multiplayer I play as Blood Angel's... and I think you can guess what weapons we use... 😏

    • @dripdemon3401
      @dripdemon3401 5 років тому +150

      SlightlyDerangedCube salamanders already have pyromania.

    • @randomdude4767
      @randomdude4767 5 років тому +102

      Isnt flame a kind of plasma? Eh maybe im wrong

    • @CZ--lh8uz
      @CZ--lh8uz 5 років тому +113

      @@randomdude4767 I doubt it.... But if there are 3 kinds of holy fire.... WHY THE F NOT!?

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 2 роки тому +701

    Ah, Warhammer 40k, home of quotes that go so unbelievably hard.
    "Their shelter shall become their tomb."

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 Рік тому +30

      "we are one in the Emperor, and the will of man"
      "i leave only rubble"

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo 10 місяців тому +15

      "Brothers. To partake on our crusade, is to be immortal."

    • @dootslayer4202
      @dootslayer4202 9 місяців тому +18

      “COME!!! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!”

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 9 місяців тому +10

      @@stealthynaxo "none who live, can survive the flame"

    • @orobogamer3.040
      @orobogamer3.040 6 місяців тому +3

      RIP AND TEAR FOR THE EMPEROR

  • @ethannance865
    @ethannance865 3 роки тому +3886

    Welcome to Warhammer 40k where the objectives are simple, but the steps to get there are extreme.

    • @TITAN_101
      @TITAN_101 2 роки тому +130

      & always requires creating several mountains of dead bodies along the way

    • @jalenclay7165
      @jalenclay7165 2 роки тому +41

      I do like how they changed up the point of the game they made a rip and tear game but it looks harder to do than in doom cause they creatures are rougher

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 2 роки тому +12

      Great example of the difference between simple and easy

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 Рік тому +18

      I think you mean:
      “The objectives are simple, but the steps to get there are *Fun* ”

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Рік тому +4

      @@shinmalphur2734 Same thing.

  • @GorNaKat
    @GorNaKat 3 роки тому +1472

    I love how the radar can only display the rough direction to aim your weapon at at most.
    "Brother, it seems there are enemies EVERYWHERE." "GOOD! WE CAN FIGHT IN EVERY DIRECTION!"

    • @luangomes2431
      @luangomes2431 2 роки тому +93

      "Sir.where surrounded it's a miracle sergeant"
      "Indeed private now we don't have to aim the emperor had bless us"

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 2 роки тому +10

      @@luangomes2431 Good we can fire on all sides!

    • @colinhawley8050
      @colinhawley8050 2 роки тому +14

      Sir, we’re surrounded
      Then we won’t miss, Fire!!!!!!!!

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 Рік тому +16

      "Brother, this is what we call a target rich environment!"

    • @jamesgaming-kn1zz
      @jamesgaming-kn1zz Рік тому +1

      @@firstconsul7286 "you call it a hospital i call it a target rich environment"

  • @Skitselz
    @Skitselz 5 років тому +3393

    “Their shelter has become their tomb.” Such a raw line

    • @sebastianthomsen2225
      @sebastianthomsen2225 5 років тому +41

      KABOOMM!!!
      :)

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 5 років тому +27

      KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

    • @cloud6254
      @cloud6254 4 роки тому +5

      as the orks say IT.

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 4 роки тому +19

      Dilly Z I’m definitely making that a line for one of my more intense characters.
      *collapses the enemy base on their heads*
      “Their shelter has become their tomb.”

    • @cloud6254
      @cloud6254 4 роки тому

      @@tetrobro5182 good one

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 2 роки тому +201

    I’ve watched this video 3 or 4 times before, but I never noticed that at 8:48 the name of Badger’s server is “Heretical Boogaloo”. I freaking love this channel.

  • @Luguya
    @Luguya 5 років тому +5413

    "Local Chaplain literally too angry to die"
    I can't... I just can't...

    • @gas7736
      @gas7736 5 років тому +423

      "Bystanders report hearing "Repent, Motherfucker, Repent." at the scene"
      Holy shit this is gold

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 років тому +31

      SD501st
      I love you for this

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat 5 років тому +44

      @@Joawlisdoingfine It's better than sex. It's purging HERESY

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 років тому +20

      Prot
      I CAN FEEL IT BROTHER

    • @soundofsanity
      @soundofsanity 5 років тому +19

      when that popped onto my screen i made a scene in my local library by laughing my ass off with tears streaming down my cheeks for a full minute and a half. and i fucking tried to stop but i couldnt.

  • @isosev
    @isosev 3 роки тому +6181

    "I CAN PURGE THE HERETICS IN THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE!"
    Are you *SURE* you arent playing as the salamanders?

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 3 роки тому +524

      *BROTHER, ENOUGH WITH THE LORE*

    • @benitoperez8884
      @benitoperez8884 3 роки тому +480

      The Salamanders are the kind of guys that could be burning dozens of xenos but if you hurt your leg they will do everything to protect you

    • @nade_s9220
      @nade_s9220 3 роки тому +260

      @@benitoperez8884 They are the big brothers of the marines

    • @tzeechgodofchange3197
      @tzeechgodofchange3197 3 роки тому +77

      Ooooo I am In the wrong comment section

    • @benitoperez8884
      @benitoperez8884 3 роки тому +93

      @@tzeechgodofchange3197 *Grey Knights intensifies*

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 3 роки тому +8240

    Ultramarines: “The Codex Astartes is our guiding light. We look to its rules for wisdom.”
    Other Space Marine Chapters: “They’re more guidelines than actual rules.”
    Black Templars: “The book is a terrible melee weapon.”

    • @archrp7868
      @archrp7868 3 роки тому +47

      Fuck the magic space book

    • @trazyntheinfinite1150
      @trazyntheinfinite1150 3 роки тому +476

      "it is also terrible toilet paper. it does not absorb enough blood."

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 3 роки тому +143

      @@trazyntheinfinite1150 Angry Marines?

    • @SeanBidwell
      @SeanBidwell 3 роки тому +118

      @@ethanor Wow. I haven't seen the angry marines mentioned in a long time.

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 3 роки тому +148

      @@SeanBidwell "Do you know the story of the Angry Marines? It is not one the Ultramarines would tell you"

  • @NergalTheGoblin
    @NergalTheGoblin Рік тому +530

    i just want to say this video is the sole reason i got into 40k. i blame you for how much i've spent on my army lmao

    • @gibthegrey2214
      @gibthegrey2214 Рік тому +20

      Get a printer and let the Jolly Roger fly

    • @mattinghas4124
      @mattinghas4124 Рік тому +17

      Even in debt, you still serve!

    • @cmdrblade2485
      @cmdrblade2485 Рік тому +6

      THIS VIDEO IS EXACTLY HOW I ENTERED 40K. PRAISE THE BADGER EMPEROR OF MANKIND

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm Рік тому +2

      What army do you play?

    • @ERY_MX
      @ERY_MX Місяць тому

      I blame this video for my 600+ dollars down the drain on plastic crack (this video is amazing tho)

  • @Yimyimyimyim277
    @Yimyimyimyim277 5 років тому +2985

    “...And more importantly, friendly fire is OFF!”
    *Laughs in Dark Angel*

    • @RDDESIGNOFEHT
      @RDDESIGNOFEHT 5 років тому +108

      The space book says this is still bad

    • @Yimyimyimyim277
      @Yimyimyimyim277 5 років тому +48

      Donna Winkler Ultramarines get out! Reeeee

    • @idioticnerd7748
      @idioticnerd7748 5 років тому +35

      we shall reclaim their souls in the name of the emperor brother, for our redemption will come through their damnation we are the sons of Caliban and we shall bring our chapter back into the emperors light.

    • @ty_thebigbug4791
      @ty_thebigbug4791 4 роки тому +17

      Sad commissar noises

    • @etisugiarti4182
      @etisugiarti4182 4 роки тому +8

      BURN IN HOLY FIRE

  • @warzone822
    @warzone822 5 років тому +8320

    "The codex says we cant do that"
    Black templars: well I cant read

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +175

      Not Dopler Dorn would be displeased with his Angry Boys.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 років тому +97

      Me when reading the rules of war.

    • @screamingrat4700
      @screamingrat4700 5 років тому +120

      The space book says it is bad

    • @CafeLiquerstreams
      @CafeLiquerstreams 5 років тому +215

      Black Templar: "swear on these holy relics"
      Blood Angel: *Steals relics*

    • @drizztiley8740
      @drizztiley8740 5 років тому +33

      @@kabob0077 i mean, he doesn't like the book either.

  • @blutarchmann9070
    @blutarchmann9070 3 роки тому +3024

    Voice line: My *faith* is my shield
    Everyone: My *FACE* is my shield
    I mean, it sounds ridiculous, but still sounds like something they would say

    • @tycurry6799
      @tycurry6799 3 роки тому +68

      Just treat it like the space marine has a lisp

    • @Haggysack2k8
      @Haggysack2k8 3 роки тому +60

      Voice Line: My *Faith* is my shield
      Everyone: My *FACE* is my shield
      Mass Effect Andromeda: My *FACE* is tired.

    • @mortaxxe7283
      @mortaxxe7283 3 роки тому +21

      He's just wearing a strong helmet.

    • @thestrangeone12209
      @thestrangeone12209 3 роки тому +8

      10:31

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 2 роки тому +5

      MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
      MY HAIR IS MY SWORD

  • @pyrobandit
    @pyrobandit 2 роки тому +83

    I enjoy this video way too damn much, mostly cause it gives a nice lighthearted, yet very real view of 40k, and now I can just see a badger chapter of space marines that have just really dark comedic as a major rule of their chapter, and really enjoy using heavy flamers.

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus 5 років тому +1795

    My favourite quote from this video: "Bold words for one in assault cannon range"

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 років тому +12

      I dont which is my Best cause i laughed entire video.

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 років тому +17

      I think "Can't the Xeno get any bigger?!"

    • @NukaNova
      @NukaNova 5 років тому +16

      Don’t worry kids she can’t keep you from me forever.

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar 5 років тому +9

      To me it's gotta be "Heavenly: Blood for the blood god. A different one: That's clearly some heresy"

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 5 років тому +15

      It says we can't do that in the codex!
      *WELL I CAN'T READ!*

  • @damianodedaj7673
    @damianodedaj7673 5 років тому +18490

    Now I understand how Notre Dame caught fire.
    I'm happy to add part two of this comment:
    Now I understand how the cathedral of Nantes caught fire.

  • @icyvulpine4408
    @icyvulpine4408 5 років тому +3877

    You: “The Codex Astartes does not support this action.”
    Me, an intellectual: “The space book says no.”

    • @johndee2990
      @johndee2990 5 років тому +64

      Brother Percival speaks the Emporer's Truth!

    • @harvachammerblade2399
      @harvachammerblade2399 5 років тому +50

      Void text bad

    • @billyshire5482
      @billyshire5482 5 років тому +45

      The leather-bound mass of space paper contradicts this current strategy

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 5 років тому +15

      Don't care what the book says. I have 3' fangs, smell bad, but have an awesome beard, yet I'm not the heretic. Space Wolves rule brothers. Still, the Salamanders light on fire. That's cool too I guess.

    • @wawawiggity6810
      @wawawiggity6810 5 років тому +20

      Me, an intellectual: bruh this weird fuggin space code straight rarted

  • @Halden.
    @Halden. Рік тому +21

    Fun fact: the more you know about The Dark Angels the funnier this video is.
    Because Badger and the Bois almost entirely line up with the lore of how the Dark Angels act, except the Dark Angels wouldn’t be joking or laughing as they say these things.

  • @Gojimon630
    @Gojimon630 3 роки тому +1692

    Heavenly: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    Also Heavenly: That's clearly some heresy

  • @PainSquared
    @PainSquared 5 років тому +659

    The combination of people who know the lore and who don't is the best for 40k games.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 5 років тому +40

      Domagoj-Antonio Pljuskovac
      Me: *Looks for lore on Warhammer*
      Lore Video: *1 hour long*

    • @alcatras201
      @alcatras201 5 років тому +10

      @@lemmonboy6459 ther are even longer lore videos

    • @universal1014
      @universal1014 5 років тому +18

      Cough arch warhammer

    • @paulomr445
      @paulomr445 5 років тому +19

      @@lemmonboy6459 part 1/10 of a single conflict

    • @redjive_industries3760
      @redjive_industries3760 5 років тому +3

      Domagoj-Antonio Pljuskovac the perfect excuse for me to stop being introverted and never. *Stop.* *_Talking._*

  • @NinjaAO42
    @NinjaAO42 5 років тому +1814

    List of Khornate massacres
    This list is incomplete
    *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*

  • @xxiSHTAr9000x
    @xxiSHTAr9000x 2 роки тому +102

    10:23 “That’s also why melee is a bit of a joke”
    *The entire Black Templars chapter will remember that*

    • @bittercad1137
      @bittercad1137 Рік тому +2

      Mmmhhh more like the Space Wolves will remember this. I would put money on the fact the Logan Grimnar would wipe the floor with Helbrecht in melee.

    • @floridamen1689
      @floridamen1689 Рік тому +1

      Brother, my squad will remember that. Our flails and maces sing the levels sound of killing heretics as elite members of the deathwing

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm Рік тому +1

      @@bittercad1137 Well you'd be wrong. No pity, no remorse, no fear!

  • @vankhorne
    @vankhorne 4 роки тому +3148

    "MY FACE IS MY SHIELD!!!" I spilled the coffee there man, I admit it.

    • @dylanmcc9037
      @dylanmcc9037 4 роки тому +13

      @Blæck Løtus your fun

    • @yoshua3182
      @yoshua3182 4 роки тому +9

      Ok liberal

    • @gravebructer4881
      @gravebructer4881 4 роки тому +17

      Didnt he say faith?

    • @jacent.4982
      @jacent.4982 4 роки тому +21

      @@gravebructer4881 That's the joke. The Dawm of War community has been doing that for years. Look into Alien Beanz.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +7

      @@jacent.4982 it's like Boreale's speech
      SPESH MARINES

  • @thefanfir
    @thefanfir 4 роки тому +5957

    when the loyalist space marine shouts "blood for the blood god"

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 3 роки тому +1609

    "i need an apothecary"
    the 40K equivalent of
    "MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-any class in TF2

  • @ethanhostetler4007
    @ethanhostetler4007 2 роки тому +114

    I'ma say right now, the Storm Bolter is 110% the best weapon in this game. There should always be at least one player running it, generally a Librarian due to the fact it combos with the Force Sword and you can just mash 1-3 while spitting out gouts of metallic retribution, occasionally punctuated by bone cleaving slashes with a sword fueled entirely by rage and holy might.

  • @KattyKole
    @KattyKole 4 роки тому +832

    9:12
    “It says we can’t do that in the codex”
    “WELL I CAN’T READ!”
    Me in literally any co-op shooter

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 2 роки тому +16

      “Just ROAST my flames bruh”

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 2 роки тому +12

      "Well then it's a good thing we're in a space hulk, not in the codex"

  • @monsterrx7176
    @monsterrx7176 5 років тому +672

    13:40
    "I am calm.
    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?"
    Glorious and good for most day to day events

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 4 роки тому +3

      MonsterRX Space magic

    • @echo_ironside8006
      @echo_ironside8006 4 роки тому

      Where does that quote come from? Or was it made up? Cos I'm getting Monty Python vibes from it

    • @Rook6666
      @Rook6666 4 роки тому

      I listened to this 80 times and kept laughing.

    • @mixing3698
      @mixing3698 4 роки тому

      @@echo_ironside8006 im getting an adult swim vibe, specifically mid 2000's swim

    • @clairwells2761
      @clairwells2761 4 роки тому

      *away from my brother* this is something he told me so I actually did the “I am calm. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS “

  • @Ian_OV
    @Ian_OV 5 років тому +2071

    My Friend, an Apothecary: "The Codex Astartes does not support this action brother"
    Me, a Librarian: "Brother I can't read"

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 5 років тому +39

      Librarian who can't read. Lul

    • @theSpartan187
      @theSpartan187 5 років тому +4

      Timestamp?

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 5 років тому +10

      *Stamps [Attribute: Read] on Librarian's face*

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 5 років тому +1

      @Alex Heart *Exterminatus*

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 4 роки тому +5

      The space book says this is bad

  • @hiyohiyo5188
    @hiyohiyo5188 Рік тому +173

    Felt like this came out last month
    almost 4 years now 💀

  • @donmclean9493
    @donmclean9493 5 років тому +354

    Strategic value:ABSOLUTE
    Video value:ABSOLUTE

  • @baronvonpickles
    @baronvonpickles 4 роки тому +921

    *Samuel* "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"
    *Doom Slayer* 5:34

  • @jacobchansy8627
    @jacobchansy8627 5 років тому +1542

    "It says we cant do that in the codex"
    *"WELL I CANT READ"*
    9:11

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 5 років тому +61

      *Proceeds to violently purge the Imperial Guardsmen*

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 років тому +26

      Me when reading the rules of war.

    • @Leon-ue8cl
      @Leon-ue8cl 5 років тому +6

      @moi. akin lagent genfer konvention

    • @stargazer1041
      @stargazer1041 5 років тому +4

      @moi. akin lagent It's more a sort of guideline

    • @insidious7329
      @insidious7329 5 років тому +3

      @@stargazer1041 More of a suggestion, or an option.

  • @sirseacow4514
    @sirseacow4514 Рік тому +38

    Lion El Johnson is finally awake! Rejoice! He woke up from his power nap to kick some heretic a-

  • @SirMcCheese
    @SirMcCheese 5 років тому +989

    40 frames for a 40k game as the Emperor intended.

  • @jakubfabisiak9810
    @jakubfabisiak9810 4 роки тому +2391

    You kinda missed a joke with the Salamanders there: Dark angels used to be Black, and now they're green, except the ravenwing, who are still black, not to be confused with the Raven Guard, who are also black, while the Salamanders are Green, but they're actually Black.

    • @nukran6055
      @nukran6055 4 роки тому +76

      Weren't the salamanders like black/yellow'ish at first?

    • @1SevenCirclesDesign
      @1SevenCirclesDesign 4 роки тому +101

      What about the Black templars, who are mostly white?

    • @jakubfabisiak9810
      @jakubfabisiak9810 4 роки тому +44

      @@nukran6055 iirc, their original color scheme was a yellow/dark green camo

    • @ShadowMuffin42
      @ShadowMuffin42 4 роки тому +73

      BROTHER, enough with the lore

    • @AgentMazgunn
      @AgentMazgunn 4 роки тому +47

      at least theyre not alpha legion... "are you with us or against us brothers?" --"Yes!".

  • @nekromaster27
    @nekromaster27 4 роки тому +339

    “Yes brother Barachiel, I realize you need armor but understand that I can now purge heretics in 3 kinds of fire.” Rpg logic right there lol I love it.

  • @ayunatsukiyo2998
    @ayunatsukiyo2998 Рік тому +7

    Badjur has such an interesting way of explaining everything everything at the start that makes so much sense. I would love a video where he just talks about lore like that.

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 5 років тому +359

    Another warhammer 40k video?! PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR!

  • @kintustevenson3800
    @kintustevenson3800 5 років тому +356

    can we just get a collection of all your 40k meme audio like "be purged in holy fire" and "for the emperor"\

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 5 років тому +27

      Pretty much all of it comes from Dawn of War 2 and its expansions Chaos Rising and Retribution.

    • @Jedakay
      @Jedakay 5 років тому +5

      BruvaAlfabusa has a few compilations with every line spoken by space marines in DoW2, his audio comes mostly from there by the sound of it

    • @lawpete556
      @lawpete556 5 років тому +5

      @@Jedakay alot comes from the original as well.

    • @sirdiesalot2975
      @sirdiesalot2975 5 років тому +1

      Just search dawn of war voice lines, either the first or second game

  • @pinedragon5398
    @pinedragon5398 5 років тому +5422

    “I love making warhammer 40k videos” *only makes two videos of it ever*

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 5 років тому +56

      Quit being mean

    • @frankficcle7081
      @frankficcle7081 5 років тому +370

      But they are really good videos.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 років тому +373

      Quality over quantity, also there's not really that many 40k games worth covering.

    • @fr33w33d
      @fr33w33d 5 років тому +133

      @@WTFisTingispingis HERESY!!! The empire survives on faith you filthy xenos!

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 років тому +19

      @@fr33w33d ok boomer

  • @NicotheEmperorsChampion
    @NicotheEmperorsChampion 8 місяців тому +3

    Coming back to the video that got me into Warhammer is amazing. I was just a small initiate and now I am a proper chapter master. It feels so cool

  • @_asuryan3072
    @_asuryan3072 4 роки тому +587

    List of Khornate massacres: This list is incomplete *you can help by expanding it*
    You had me dieing as well as dieing some more

    • @_asuryan3072
      @_asuryan3072 4 роки тому +1

      Tamim Yaqubi I speak the language of the heretic uc

    • @ih8mylife
      @ih8mylife 3 роки тому

      Yeah, that's when I lost it, too XD

    • @eyesofthevoid9595
      @eyesofthevoid9595 3 роки тому

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 3 роки тому

      Careful brother, you’ll make me give you my geneseed

  • @Maître-de-Chapitre-Udraziel
    @Maître-de-Chapitre-Udraziel 4 роки тому +554

    "You know you're in a 40K Game when instead of saying: Waiting for players, it's Waiting for brothers."
    EXCELLENT! :D

  • @frostymug5939
    @frostymug5939 5 років тому +766

    13:38
    “I am calm.
    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!”

  • @inarisarp
    @inarisarp Рік тому +54

    I want to make a meme out of "Its one, single xeno. Steady yourself, brother."

  • @Madmacko
    @Madmacko 5 років тому +1335

    Telling my friend about Warhammer
    F: Sounds similar to starcra-
    Me: SILENCE HERETIC.

    • @gkraith2995
      @gkraith2995 5 років тому +102

      Just tell them StarCraft was inspired by 40k.

    • @maank2146
      @maank2146 5 років тому +44

      @@gkraith2995 Well its less that both copied each other and more that both draw inspirations from the same Places. Best examples: Tyranides and Zergs. They both are pretty similar in concept and design but both actually come from the same source instead of being copycats from each other. "Starship Trooper" (the book not the movie) from Robert A. Heinlein.
      Same goes for almost anything. Both were basiacly insipred by the same counts of Sci-FI (and sometimes Fantasy) books and movies including. The Dune series (BTW the series where they got the Emperor from), the Forever War, Battletech, Terminator, Alien, Star Wars and so on and on.
      Both didnt really invented the genre.

    • @Humanlink1
      @Humanlink1 5 років тому +19

      Immediate exterminatus of your friend.

    • @squashiejoshie200000
      @squashiejoshie200000 5 років тому +49

      @@maank2146 No, you don't understand. Starcraft was literally intended to be the first wh40k video game but they lost the license and just used the assets and came up with a new story. The tyranids may or may not be based on Starship Troopers (Seems unlikely tbh. In the book, the arachnids are almost never really described, from their appearance to how they get from planet to planet. We can assume its ships because they moved their human prisoners around, but we can't really know. Meanwhile, their command structure functions very differently and general behaviour is also very different. The arachnids favor tunneling and live underground, but the tyranids don't really have a preference for anything other than getting at the enemy as swiftly as possible when they have numbers or preventing themselves from being detected when they don't. All in all, they aren't really all that similar. Also, while the arachnids had brains that thought and queens that hatched, the tyranids have synapse creatures that allow the hive mind to direct the swarm, but no real brains and they have no real equivalent to queens other than the tyranids large enough to carry spawning pools.), but the zerg were definitely based on the tyranids.
      All of the story elements of Starcraft were original as far as I know (I haven't read all that much pre-90's sci fi. Mostly Heinlein, Asimov and Wyndham) but none of the ones I had heard of included a sector being populated by what amounts to colonial Australians and psychic elves.
      WH40k as far as I know mostly took the background from Dune (The Butlerian Jihad and Muad'dib specifically) and then what it had from Warhammer Fantasy (Which came before Rogue Trader, which came before wh40k) and shoehorned those into a sci-fi universe. The necrons are basically the Warhammer Fantasy Tomb Kings, the Eldar are elves, the dark eldar are kinky elves (Don't know if they were based on anything other than eldar and bondage but w/e) and so on. Chaos is a faction completely new as far as I know, besides being generically evil people which very many series have.
      As for modelling, Starcraft took pretty much all its game 1 shit from warhammer, best examples being marines and zerglings, whose models are almost 1 for 1 copies with warhammer models. They did have to redo the models after their license got canned, but those 2 and hydralisks barely got touched. After that, they just tweaked it all and called it a day.
      Warhammer seems to have taken the space marines from Starship Troopers from a purely aesthetic view. They are large bulky suits of armor and some of them have jump jets. Aside from that, the Orks are typical orks with a very atypical backstory, the eldar are elves with a pretty typical backstory and the dark eldar are elves with a very atypical backstory. Chaos is neat. Half demons and half corrupted good guys (as a trope, normal) but then with a very original backstory. The Imperial guard are a unique thing across science fiction as far as I can tell. Their closest analogue is the Russian army in WW2. Necrons are skeletons with spoopy lightning guns (that ignore trivial things like armor) and the tau are communist space people (That have Japanese accents in the games but are otherwise not really related to the Japanese, so I have no idea why everyone calls them that. Maybe the robots and drones.). All in all, as backstory goes, mostly fairly original and as characters go, mostly Fantasy races shoehorned into sci fi universes.

    • @maank2146
      @maank2146 5 років тому +12

      @@squashiejoshie200000 Ok lets unreveal this a bit.
      1: The assumption that starcraft was supposed to be a wh40k game is incorrect but they have basiacly the same concept. In both cases the developer wanted to put their fantasy franchise (warcraft and warhammer fantasy (rip)) into space.
      2: The tyranids have basiacly 2 major inspirations. The bugs from Starship Troopers for their hivemind society and the Aliens franchise for basiacly anything else (also for the look that also Starcraft copied) This is basiacly the case since the second Edition that was released 1995 (same year as the development of starcraft started btw) where the tyranids got their first codex and where also combined with the genestealer cult witch was a seperate entity before. Tyranids actually also existed in Rouge Trade before that but were alot diffrent from what we have today.
      3: This also brings me to your lore analysis of the tyranids. Most what you wrote is more recent tyranid lore where they defined more but inital they were basiacly the aliens from aliens. GW tried to come up with more original lore and concepts but basiacly till the early 2000s WH40k Lore basiacly amounted to: Concept IN SPACE. Catachan: Rambo IN SPACE, Deathkorp of Krieg: WW1 IN SPACE, Eldars: Elves IN SPACE. Praetorian Guard: British Colonial Empire IN SPACE and so on.
      4: If by Pyschic elves you mean the Elders these were basiacly Fantasy Elves in Space. Not everything was based on Sci Fi but also on Fantasy Novels (how else would you explain the Squats and Orks). Dark Elders are actually just Dark Elves going for the BDSM Astetic that was popualized by some metal and punk bands of the time. They also draw some inspiration from the fairfolk from World of Darkness.
      5: Again Warhammer 40k had alot of inspiration especialy for the Empire (witch is the most refined group in the lore). The Servoarmor of the Space Marines for exampe comes from "The Eternal War" from Joe Haldeman and again Starship Troopers wihle their oranization in Legion comes again from GWs favourite Concept: Romans IN SPACE.
      The Imprial Army on the other hand is mostly inspired by current historical and sometimes armies. Look at the current cadia models (the first were actually modeled after the modern british army) they are basiacly from the starship Trooper movies.
      Also some parts of the Empire (and to some part Warhammer 40k in general) are very familiar to Judge Dreed (the comics from 77)
      6: As you mentioned the Necros. Their similarities to the Tomb Kings from Warhammer Fantasy (rip) is actually the newer version of them. In their old Lore they were basiacly inspired by the Terminator movies (witch you can still see from their designs) and in Space Crusade they were even described as "Chaos Androids" just to showcase how much lore changed over time.
      7: For the models in Starcraft. Non of the two invented Servo Armor and as described both Zergs and Tyranids where modeled after the Aliens. As stated two franchises drawing inspiration from the same material. And if you look at 2nd Edition minitures you actually see that the comparisons fall apart a bit. The only comparisson is basiacly that both were modled after insectoid/achranoid creatures.
      8: To Summarize your last bit. Chaos are basiacly Demons even their symbol isnt original but is just the universal symbol for chaos from Michael Moonbrocks eternal Champion stories.And the Tau were put into the game because GW wanted to jump onto the anime hype but theres the possibilty that the Taus where actually stolen. You see the Tau were first introduced in Wh40k in 2001 and some people started to see some similaties with older franchises including the Vau (witch sounds convinend) from fading sun (witch is a technological advanced species inspired by the Quing Dynasty witch also sounds a bit familiar), and funnily enought StarCraft (the whole cast system witch is very similar to the protoss).
      And dont get me wrong here. Its absolutly plausible that both GW and Blizzard draw inspiration from each other. But lets be honest here both arent really creative Powerhouses when it comes to Original Concepts. The entire WH40k universe is basiacly things stiched together that GW ripped off from others. But in the end it really didnt matter because it is (or was till recently) just supposed to be pure overthetop Space Cheese just as Starcraft was just supposed to be Space Western Cheese. Sure most of it is just CONCEPT IN SPACE. But in the end its presented in a fun way. And as long they dont pull another "Age of Sigmar" and declare creativ brankrupcy again its all fine. Its all "ripped off" (or better inspired) content but its fun ripped off content.

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 5 років тому +260

    RussianBadger playing Warhammer 40k solo: Excellent
    RussianBadger playing Warhammer 40k with his crew: *Excellence Intencifies*

  • @deadeyemidget0892
    @deadeyemidget0892 5 років тому +499

    "I need an apothecary" is the way better version of "I NEED HEALING"

  • @sirminti8228
    @sirminti8228 8 місяців тому +3

    A Deathwing sequel with different enemies and more customization- like different styles of armor, more weapon variants, more abilities and equipment per class, more bossfight enemies and environments and such
    The groundwork is there for a pretty sick sequel IMO

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 3 роки тому +467

    These characterizations of the Marines remind me of the X-tacles(?) from Frisky Dingo.

  • @Typhoid_Rat
    @Typhoid_Rat 4 роки тому +178

    "It is so over the top, it is so nuts. I love every second of it."
    Welcome to 40k my dude.

    • @ВасилийМорозов-л7х
      @ВасилийМорозов-л7х 3 роки тому +2

      It is quite ripped off from Iron Hands, because they are a "warrior-monk" type of organization with power armored guys who love collecting old techno-trinkets. While they don't attach any old tech to their bodies, they are still fascinated with them.

  • @aj_wlyms3117
    @aj_wlyms3117 5 років тому +520

    “Brother, the codex does not allow this!”
    Badger: Who needs to read when you can *PURGE THE HERETICS?!*

  • @omegarx2231
    @omegarx2231 Рік тому +9

    I do love that 40k treats the phrase "virtually immortal" as short hand for "your gonna need more bullets"

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds 5 років тому +1154

    anyone: *questions anything about warhammer*
    Space Marines: I T I S T H E E M P O R E R ' S W I L L

    • @shlongmanator9505
      @shlongmanator9505 5 років тому +4

      Is your profile picture a dow dark eldar upgrade?

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 5 років тому +22

      Imagine the Inquisition discovering our real-time internet.
      *QUICKEST EXTERMINATUS IN ALL HUMAN HISTORY*

    • @loganchase4371
      @loganchase4371 5 років тому +2

      Was misspelling Emperor also part of the Emperor's Will, brother? XD

    • @Loreofw0rlds
      @Loreofw0rlds 5 років тому +1

      @@loganchase4371 uhh, yes, absolutely, 100%

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 5 років тому +1

      @@loganchase4371 We are made for WAR not for heresy brother!

  • @realanimegirls9653
    @realanimegirls9653 5 років тому +682

    Xeno: Finally, I can have all this heresy to myself. *Assault cannon starts spinning* What the hell?!
    Brother: I smell heresy

    • @limelaminum2935
      @limelaminum2935 5 років тому +7

      Xeno: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 5 років тому +1

      Uh...Xeno do not commit heresy. It is those who worship Choas that are Heretics or deny the love of the God Emperor. Xeno is just...dead. Just dead. They get nothing. Not even the justification of being called "Heretics". So. Put the Assault Cannon away and get the Flamers. Roast them.

    • @realanimegirls9653
      @realanimegirls9653 5 років тому +5

      Qardo First of all: Heretics use regular flamers, true brothers only use heavy flamers.
      Second of all: Why don’t we use both?

    • @RakRescue
      @RakRescue 5 років тому

      @@realanimegirls9653 who will use the assault cannon

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 5 років тому +1

      4:18 "Become a apothecary" They said "You're saving lives"... THEY SAID!!

  • @Lelldorin84
    @Lelldorin84 5 років тому +567

    I don't understand why you have a stamina bar.
    1. Space marines can run for days
    2. Terminator armour is full of strength enhancing actuators.
    3. Terminator suit moves with you so you can purge harder and faster than ever before.

    • @simenhartford7206
      @simenhartford7206 5 років тому +67

      Just like Dawn of War, it's for balance purposes.

    • @dickmelsonlupot7697
      @dickmelsonlupot7697 5 років тому +91

      Lelldorin84
      Because it’s the Emporer’s Will to balance their gameplay.
      Did you not read the Codex??

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 5 років тому +41

      @@dickmelsonlupot7697 Well I Can't Read!

    • @DJMEGABLOCK
      @DJMEGABLOCK 5 років тому +42

      Lelldorin84 Because terminator armor is slow as shit. It takes a superhuman space marine, and all those artificial muscles and servos just to get it moving at all. Keep in my mind I mean it's movement speed is slow not combat speed. Terminators are just as capable fighting as fast as normal marines.

    • @jamiefalconer8037
      @jamiefalconer8037 4 роки тому +5

      They also run on power cores. Which enables said running and the balance issue can be helped by making the tyrannid scum more heretical and faster. Death guard still better tho

  • @hunterasbury6529
    @hunterasbury6529 2 роки тому +8

    2:01 Admiral Trench from the clone wars can. He literally survived two ships blowing up with him on them, not to mention he lived for like a full minute after getting impaled by Anakin.

  • @basedjumper6167
    @basedjumper6167 5 років тому +317

    Blood for the Blood God
    Skulls for the Skull Throne
    Milk for the Khorne Flakes

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 5 років тому +6

      Nate Irv. LET THE GALAXY EAT

    • @friendssmoking
      @friendssmoking 5 років тому +2

      Very fucking good

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 5 років тому +5

      @@darrianweathington1923 For The Emperor! Shall He Dine Magnificently!

    • @LordPP777
      @LordPP777 5 років тому

      Fuck off, I love you

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 5 років тому +2

      Now the chant is complete.

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 5 років тому +316

    "a virtual a-10 warthog for an arm" THE. SINGLE. BEST. DESCRIPTION. OF. AN. ASSAULT. CANNON. TERMINATOR!
    yes i used enough fullstops

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 4 роки тому +17

      6:41 Blood Ravens be like... BUDDADDADDADDADDADDADDADDADDA
      Me, an intellectual... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
      -RussianBadger

  • @ohmygodpleasehalp3984
    @ohmygodpleasehalp3984 5 років тому +1001

    Is no one going to talk about the name of the server being *"HERETICAL BOOGALOO"*

  • @christiansmith9306
    @christiansmith9306 Рік тому +67

    Just got the word Henry Cavill is going to star and produce WH40K. Came right here. I will be savoring the memes if they mess this up.

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop Рік тому +3

      i'm sorry *WHAT*

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm Рік тому +1

      Yep, he’s making a show for it.

    • @z-king6727
      @z-king6727 5 місяців тому

      Unfortunately, just this week, it’s apparently been “shelved”. 😢

  • @MemeticMutant
    @MemeticMutant 4 роки тому +893

    "Why not Exterminatus first?"
    "Look do you want to play the game or not"

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 4 роки тому +23

      "So the game can happen!"

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 4 роки тому +5

      I don’t think you’ll be able to if you don’t have a good graphics card with your bröthėr

    • @a.i.m.f8567
      @a.i.m.f8567 4 роки тому +7

      I just want to purge the heresy =(

    • @ShadowMuffin42
      @ShadowMuffin42 4 роки тому +9

      And plus, purging is really really fun.

    • @Jonathan-fb1kj
      @Jonathan-fb1kj 4 роки тому +6

      @DEFCON ZERO Well in-lore they actually do send in the Astartes in Hulks to recover any possible archo-tech or just high tech in general and if its not worth the effort then they just blow it the fuck up.

  • @zanderbly473
    @zanderbly473 5 років тому +671

    “Brother how many fingers am I holding up?”
    “Turn off your heavy flamer so I can tell you!”

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 4 роки тому +28

      "BROTHER! TURN OFF YOUR FLAMER SO I CAN SEE!"
      "FIRST OF ALL: This is a HEAVY Flamer."

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 роки тому +2

      *cries in Salamander*

  • @deems2950
    @deems2950 5 років тому +346

    40K : * exists *
    GPU: "EXTERMINATUS FOR THE EMPEROR!"

  • @the8madness905
    @the8madness905 Рік тому +43

    17:57
    I have come back to this video only to inform.
    He has woken up.

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 5 років тому +210

    9:12 "the codex doesn't support this action"
    "WELL I CAN'T READ"
    I lost it at that part

  • @iamme8359
    @iamme8359 4 роки тому +1307

    “I need an apothecary” has the same energy as “MEEEEEDIC”

  • @gridthexenomorph3658
    @gridthexenomorph3658 5 років тому +449

    "I see orcs of green
    Tyranids too
    I see them boom
    For me and you
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful war
    The Colours of the hive
    So pretty in the sky
    They're also on the armors
    Of Titans walking by
    And I think to myself
    What a wonderful war"

    • @drgvgfg391
      @drgvgfg391 5 років тому +7

      Now i want some one to make it

    • @Cesar_Gonzalez0
      @Cesar_Gonzalez0 5 років тому +12

      The Codex Astartes supports this action

    • @gregorymunoz8089
      @gregorymunoz8089 5 років тому +5

      Beautiful Brother

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 5 років тому +5

      Who says artists cant be living saints?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +3

      @@tanall5959 Who said that? Tell me, I need to know so I can find them and Exterminatus their planet.

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Рік тому +3

    Man, now that Lion El'Johnson is awake and running around, purging is even better.

  • @Prince__Teclis
    @Prince__Teclis 5 років тому +774

    When you're an only child.
    *Waiting for Brothers.*

  • @chemicaldruid4591
    @chemicaldruid4591 5 років тому +183

    "virtually immortal"
    [loads the assault canon and charge the powerfist] what do you mean, *virtually* ?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому

      Chemical Druid GEAN STEALERS!

    • @isadorakios8752
      @isadorakios8752 5 років тому +2

      Assault Cannon? You mean Bayonet

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +2

      Isador Akios Brother, I've had an idea...

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +2

      Isador Akios Brother, an Assault Cannon that fires Bayonets, we can stab the enemy from range!

    • @isadorakios8752
      @isadorakios8752 5 років тому +2

      @@kabob0077 By the Emperor

  • @JackofSpades6
    @JackofSpades6 5 років тому +1463

    Nobody:
    TheRussianBadger: *BROTHER*

  • @dblundz
    @dblundz 2 місяці тому +7

    Cannot wait until his SM2 video,
    Gonna be a BANGER

  • @meffycodrin1853
    @meffycodrin1853 5 років тому +230

    I swear, Badgers WARHAAMER shitposting is the best shit ever published on yt

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 5 років тому +427

    Warhammer Universe: *BURN IN HOLY FIRE!!!*
    Meanwhile in our universe
    Our universe: *DROWN IN HOLY WATER*

    • @manta-ray1980
      @manta-ray1980 5 років тому +8

      @Troy EGA i feel bad for laughing at that

    • @caboose3721
      @caboose3721 5 років тому +7

      In Our universe: *BURN IN NORMAL FIRE!*

    • @Demonhornz
      @Demonhornz 5 років тому +1

      Christians don't have any real power like that at all anymore. It's worth pointing out that only Muslim countries enforce strict religious dogma at gunpoint in the present day.

  • @thetrashmammal7389
    @thetrashmammal7389 5 років тому +161

    *Crusaders do not feel the cold brother. Our burning hatred of heresy warms our turbulent souls*

  • @herpesinflammation
    @herpesinflammation Рік тому +11

    17:56 HE WOKE UP

  • @robertsimoneaux1318
    @robertsimoneaux1318 5 років тому +101

    Thank the emperor... a 40k video badjer as much as you love dawn of war i know you have to know about the "if the emperor had a text to speech device" series,

  • @RaptureGunner50
    @RaptureGunner50 5 років тому +657

    My guy, YOU NEED TO PUT OUT MORE WARHAMMER CONTENT, BECAUSE GOD DO I LOVE IT!!! KEEP PURGING THE HERETICS IN HOLY FLAME BROTHERRRRRR!!!!!

    • @gageisbell4338
      @gageisbell4338 5 років тому +10

      Bro with all the SPACE MARINE stuff he posts within all his other videos I lost it when he did this and the other one

    • @RaptureGunner50
      @RaptureGunner50 5 років тому +11

      @@gageisbell4338 Same dude, he makes some funny commentary to go with entertaining gameplay. It helps that he loves war hammmer just that much!!

    • @ultimategamer876
      @ultimategamer876 5 років тому +4

      I don't know if he's tried it but Vermintide would be cool.

    • @RaptureGunner50
      @RaptureGunner50 5 років тому +1

      @@ultimategamer876 considering how much he sounds like he enjoyed space hulk. I think he'll dig vermintide and make some sick content with it, considering the game has some great rag doll effects for added fun lol.

    • @wiedzmin8204
      @wiedzmin8204 5 років тому

      Bro you need to calm down

  • @lolnowwat2617
    @lolnowwat2617 5 років тому +475

    Badger: uploads a video.
    Me: Looks into it.
    Me screaming: It's warhammer 40k!!!
    Insta like love you mate!!!
    (PS: wow 420 likes, thanks guys never got that many before :D)

  • @justus_invictus991
    @justus_invictus991 2 місяці тому +6

    Im here before Spacemarine 2 drops to catch up

  • @operleutnant7235
    @operleutnant7235 3 роки тому +754

    “Khore worshipping forces of chaos”
    Slaanesh, Tzeech, and Nergle: Are we a joke to you?

    • @willsword8100
      @willsword8100 3 роки тому +43

      Yes they are, they are jokes.

    • @opiniononion919
      @opiniononion919 3 роки тому +42

      considering every time someone murders someone or whenever blood is spilled, Khorne gets stronger...
      Yes, they are a joke =)

    • @clawso9014
      @clawso9014 3 роки тому +45

      @@opiniononion919 khorne is survival of the fitest and strength, nurgle is cycles, stagnation, and decay, tzeech is all cleverness, fate, and scheming (also magic), and Slaanesh is excess in all things good and bad. They are all powered by broad concepts and way more than I listed, none of them are a joke.

    • @Gojimon630
      @Gojimon630 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @Satan_Official
      @Satan_Official 3 роки тому +5

      Slaanech is our queen.

  • @John_Youtube_VI
    @John_Youtube_VI 5 років тому +264

    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

    • @Awakened0101
      @Awakened0101 5 років тому +9

      Thats so fucking dark

    • @happytomato1135
      @happytomato1135 5 років тому +26

      @@Awakened0101 SALT FOR THE POPKHORNE!!!!!

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 5 років тому +20

      That one chaos marine who is 99% more civilized for some reason: why can't we have regular popcorn
      Every other chaos marine: "chain sword noises"

    • @thomaswhite3149
      @thomaswhite3149 5 років тому +3

      Ketchup for the Khornedog

    • @teofiloreamico6692
      @teofiloreamico6692 5 років тому +1

      Fucker
      Never
      Ate
      Flakes

  • @mememachine3963
    @mememachine3963 4 роки тому +204

    "We can go in smart an quiet, or loud and stupid" *Space Marine intesifies*

    • @SK-gq8vi
      @SK-gq8vi 3 роки тому +8

      Space marines: about as subtle as bricks through glass windows.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 роки тому +6

      @@SK-gq8vi Terminators: "What is this 'stealth' heresy, brother? Does it come with a side of flamer?"

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 2 роки тому +2

      Raven guard: 'eeh, gimme a little column A then a little column B'

  • @nicolaslutz9097
    @nicolaslutz9097 2 місяці тому +11

    now make space marine two please

  • @lukeskywanker7839
    @lukeskywanker7839 5 років тому +245

    "It says we can't do that in the CODEX"
    *"WELL I CAN'T R E A D"*

  • @brendanposey7774
    @brendanposey7774 5 років тому +189

    Me: "wow this game looks cool-"
    Badger: "you need friends."

    • @anown315
      @anown315 5 років тому +37

      Brothers. You need brother.

    • @parapax6255
      @parapax6255 5 років тому +11

      what if i dont have a brother?
      Hulk Hogan: *BROTHER* .. i am here

    • @ravioliking5246
      @ravioliking5246 5 років тому

      ( sad music plays)

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 роки тому +1265

    “List of British colonies”
    “This list is incomplete. *You can help by EXPANDING IT* ”

  • @TheDoomertron
    @TheDoomertron 2 місяці тому +7

    So funny! I wish they would give the same treatment with SpaceMarine2 ^_^

  • @niksterkai4303
    @niksterkai4303 5 років тому +492

    Nobody:
    Not anyone
    Not a single soul:
    Spacemarine: PURGE THE HERESY!!!

    • @nemesisbest6
      @nemesisbest6 5 років тому +7

      I think a Noise Marine would butt in here faster than a loyalist. "This silence offends Slannesh!"

    • @steirqwe7956
      @steirqwe7956 5 років тому +2

      @@nemesisbest6 *THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!11*

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 5 років тому +1

      …. I heard some one say "Blood for the Blood God." Exterminatus! PURGE THE SOLAR SYSTEM!

    • @essex3777
      @essex3777 5 років тому

      Sounds about right...

    • @mehmedmaloparic
      @mehmedmaloparic 5 років тому

      Od course it is heresy, you are not PRAISING THE EMPEROR you absolute HERETIC

  • @jacobgoodman1387
    @jacobgoodman1387 5 років тому +353

    "It say we can't do that in the Codex."
    "WELL I CAN'T READ!"
    *barbieques heretics in 3 different kinds of holy flame*

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 4 роки тому +5

      Wiat, why does the codex ban flamers?

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 роки тому +4

      Nick Dzink Because fun is illegal in the Imperium

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 4 роки тому

      @@samlevy9897 this is true

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 3 роки тому +245

    “I can now purge in three different kinds of fire”
    This Brother has his priorities straight.

    • @Jonzerker15
      @Jonzerker15 Рік тому +1

      therussianbadger aka the OG salamander

    • @NotepadHandle
      @NotepadHandle 10 місяців тому +1

      This Brother brothers

  • @Zerog65
    @Zerog65 2 місяці тому +15

    Now for a apace marine 2 vid