IF GERMANY WON WORLD WAR 2- Wolfenstein: The New Order (House of the Rising Sun)

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  • @BakalovGaming
    @BakalovGaming  Рік тому +1766

    3 years later, this video randomly blew up and just hit 1 MILLION views. I never expected this to happen, and it's a cool little milestone to have reached. I want to give a personal THANK YOU to each and every one of you guys who helped contribute to this crazy moment. Keep watching, keep sharing, and keep spreading the love! ❤

    • @Shantor_Chervitz
      @Shantor_Chervitz Рік тому +51

      "If Germany won" - look at new Russia

    • @Shriraman-Arunvijay
      @Shriraman-Arunvijay Рік тому +26

      good job

    • @BakalovGaming
      @BakalovGaming  Рік тому +27

      @YuriGargarin-gu2by I’ve had a lot going on with university and not much time for games anymore, hopefully in a year or so I’ll be able to get back into pc gaming again

    • @Craigthebrute5
      @Craigthebrute5 Рік тому +12

      Probably cause house of the rising sun in German is fire

    • @Cereb-info
      @Cereb-info Рік тому +5

      ​@@Shantor_ChervitzЧто иметься ввиду?🤨

  • @kingdesktogoosegoosetime1259
    @kingdesktogoosegoosetime1259 Рік тому +6297

    Probes to the cameraman who went to an alternate timeline and filmed this for us.

  • @theonefrancis696
    @theonefrancis696 2 роки тому +4539

    The referee shooting the soccer player had me dying lol

    • @irnehredna7110
      @irnehredna7110 2 роки тому +158

      Both players were shot in that scene.

    • @sarubet8725
      @sarubet8725 2 роки тому +449

      @@irnehredna7110 no. One was a german player so hurting him has death penalty in nutzi germany.

    • @irnehredna7110
      @irnehredna7110 2 роки тому +127

      @@sarubet8725 The guy on the ground had a danm bullet wound.

    • @berserker8716
      @berserker8716 2 роки тому +39

      @@irnehredna7110 i just noticed that... How

    • @irnehredna7110
      @irnehredna7110 2 роки тому +38

      @@berserker8716 I don't how i did i have a weird neesh for noticing random things that don't matter or at least that's what i think.

  • @SGNedtiz
    @SGNedtiz Рік тому +3936

    The world if Steiner had enough soldiers to counterattack :

  • @Imma_do_my_own_thing
    @Imma_do_my_own_thing 11 місяців тому +2061

    Least radical hoi4 player after playing germany for 100 hours

    • @yakuperalpcakr1378
      @yakuperalpcakr1378 10 місяців тому +45

      That's me after getting America with Erwin Rommel and Heinz Guderian.

    • @capitanleserrex8017
      @capitanleserrex8017 4 місяці тому +8

      Fakt -German Hoi player-

    • @Curry_Communist
      @Curry_Communist 4 місяці тому +5

      Me as soviet

    • @Lemantra
      @Lemantra 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Curry_CommunistYou wished to control. Good thing this order fell. The current Counterpart Russia is a force for good in the world.
      You dont understand anything yet.

    • @boyifyoudont3068
      @boyifyoudont3068 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Curry_Communist☭

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Рік тому +3381

    "If Germany won then referees would be shooting footballers" 🤣
    Can't argue the game would be considerably better without all the diving, lets be honest.

  • @Imakerandomstuff32
    @Imakerandomstuff32 Рік тому +2970

    POV: Germany didn’t spend 99% of their money on flags

    • @Ring_student_yin_sang
      @Ring_student_yin_sang Рік тому +219

      More like them not overengineering their tanks and not following hitters crazy wonder weapons

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Рік тому +86

      ​@@Ring_student_yin_sang but Wolfenstein has all of the wunderwaffen the regime has planned out featured. Still get da jk tho

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 11 місяців тому +71

      Germany if it first developed all their weapons and then went to war instead of going to war first and trying to create wunderweapons in the process

    • @losoldsdeinternet6273
      @losoldsdeinternet6273 11 місяців тому +12

      More like, Germany if they never started world war 1 and focused more on selling suits

    • @chfw-dw6zn
      @chfw-dw6zn 10 місяців тому +2

      @@losoldsdeinternet6273 You mean WW2?

  • @gaeboi8182
    @gaeboi8182 2 роки тому +2994

    time traveller kicks rock
    the timeline:

    • @b09137
      @b09137 2 роки тому +2

      I wish he did

    • @tristanjupiter7834
      @tristanjupiter7834 Рік тому +79

      That woud be a W timeline

    • @b09137
      @b09137 Рік тому +45

      @@tristanjupiter7834 white powder?

    • @Netajirocks
      @Netajirocks Рік тому

      @@b09137 nah man your mind is fu-ked up

    • @BK_Isiah
      @BK_Isiah Рік тому +35

      Time traveler:hits baby *Hilter*
      The timeline:

  • @PurpleBoi69
    @PurpleBoi69 10 місяців тому +371

    If Steiner’s Counterattack Worked:

    • @cezarydinomaniak
      @cezarydinomaniak 2 місяці тому +8

      If hitler got rid of the general stab

    • @Embarrassedmonkey
      @Embarrassedmonkey Місяць тому +6

      If Steiner had enough force :

    • @CarristieTiewla
      @CarristieTiewla Місяць тому +5

      Steiner watching this from above looking at what the world could've become if he had enough men for the counterattack

    • @PaladinElliott
      @PaladinElliott 26 днів тому +1

      @@CarristieTiewla *below

    • @Farmertoes
      @Farmertoes 9 днів тому

      still wouldentve been able to take over the us

  • @GAbe-tr2vi
    @GAbe-tr2vi Рік тому +3054

    Imagine showing this to the world in the 1940s

    • @yaya_is_real
      @yaya_is_real Рік тому +165

      @NudeModShowcases my country was very happy with what the germans were doing lol they fixed europe

    • @arezgoksal6077
      @arezgoksal6077 Рік тому +1

      @@yaya_is_realbro where u from fucking Bulgaria 😂

    • @toastforlunch
      @toastforlunch Рік тому +188

      Those countries would be in high spirits

    • @arezgoksal6077
      @arezgoksal6077 Рік тому +50

      @@toastforlunch yeah expect Romania

    • @memnik0_0
      @memnik0_0 Рік тому

      Это пиздец

  • @dhkdeoen
    @dhkdeoen 2 роки тому +3835

    so i assume in that universe, they have a game called EagleNest or something like that, which is about the US and their allies winning the war.

    • @muaddib5079
      @muaddib5079 2 роки тому +3

      Hitler censorship would never alow it

    • @Ameu-dude
      @Ameu-dude 2 роки тому +355

      They don't play games there

    • @azuragi420
      @azuragi420 2 роки тому +210

      And i assume that you will be say the opposite in that universe

    • @Ameu-dude
      @Ameu-dude 2 роки тому +119

      @@azuragi420 they probably wouldn't have youtube's equivalent there either....

    • @azuragi420
      @azuragi420 2 роки тому +56

      @@Ameu-dude 🤓

  • @robberbarron7602
    @robberbarron7602 Рік тому +2312

    For some reason at 1:12, I feel like this is the most powerful scene in this video. The old German officer with a weary and wrinkly face, who has probably fought in battles and campaigns across the world for decades watches through his binoculars the destruction of Mount Rushmore.
    His expression is almost a sigh of relief, that the once powerful United States was truly defeated. This scene coupled with the music is just something out of this world.

    • @polakgaming5703
      @polakgaming5703 Рік тому +118

      First i though it was Rommel

    • @IrishPotato-eu5kq
      @IrishPotato-eu5kq Рік тому +157

      If you want to know, in the game, he is called general deathshead, a nazi scientest who had reworked ancient jewish tech found under the water to create super weapons
      , he had gained the scars from being caught in a zepplin explosion(from my knowlage, i didnt read parts of the journal), in total, he makes hitler look like a angry toddler, he is cruel and canniving

    • @Mauritiantrooper
      @Mauritiantrooper Рік тому +11

      ​@IrishPotato9134 really, it is him?
      How is it him?

    • @gummi9948
      @gummi9948 Рік тому

      ​@@polakgaming5703Erwin Rommel killed himself after Operation Valkryie in 1944

    • @_1_05_
      @_1_05_ Рік тому +7

      @NudeModShowcases Mount Rushmore? Isn’t it obvious?

  • @Jakwelinplays
    @Jakwelinplays 3 місяці тому +114

    Bro: I would make everything better if i was in charge
    Bro if he was in charge:

  • @Imakerandomstuff32
    @Imakerandomstuff32 Рік тому +186

    Time traveler: steps on a singular atom. The timeline:

  • @BK_Isiah
    @BK_Isiah Рік тому +524

    Time traveler:hits baby *Hilter*
    The timeline:

    • @NatSoc88
      @NatSoc88 Рік тому

      Shlomo still angry that he was forced to work. Please take a rope - all of you!

    • @AveragePakistaniChild
      @AveragePakistaniChild Рік тому +10

      “Hits baby Hilter”

    • @Luke_Skywalker1836
      @Luke_Skywalker1836 Рік тому

      Stolen🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @joseworld9380
      @joseworld9380 4 місяці тому +13

      *Baby Hilter dies*
      *Some MF called Wolfenstein comes to power*

    • @HistorianAlexander
      @HistorianAlexander 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@joseworld9380 actually bro, there is no mf called wolfenstein, but there is a mf called Helga who created Castle Wolfenstein

  • @Rum-grandpa
    @Rum-grandpa 2 роки тому +8733

    POV: Kanye West became a president

  • @Xenon-.
    @Xenon-. 11 місяців тому +194

    POV: one of your more politically active classmate got elected to the school parliament

    • @Bateman69344
      @Bateman69344 2 місяці тому

      Bro for real man this one kid was elected hey made the hall moderators it to a secret police they literally beat up a random kid for speaking out at the meeting then hey made his own party flag and symbol
      It got to bad that the teachers got involved and then hey was kicked out and got school Counseling

    • @Jackson-g8j
      @Jackson-g8j 23 дні тому +4

      Totally not me.

    • @Jackson-g8j
      @Jackson-g8j 23 дні тому +4

      Trust.

    • @Indian_Mapper247
      @Indian_Mapper247 3 дні тому +1

      Yep​@Jackson-g8j

    • @clap_trap6853
      @clap_trap6853 3 дні тому +1

      It is true!

  • @abitmaniac47
    @abitmaniac47 2 роки тому +1207

    Imagine showing this to someone in 1941

    • @extraunic4
      @extraunic4 2 роки тому +28

      Lol

    • @kultingen09
      @kultingen09 2 роки тому

      That would probably make them realize that (in this case this video would be very believable if you removed the music and put some propaganda speech) Germany would discover something and make some sort of miracle weapon (there were German propaganda of these miracle weapons just look it up)

    • @MrDanidavidoff
      @MrDanidavidoff 2 роки тому +235

      imagine showing it to adolf himself

    • @mystic1869
      @mystic1869 2 роки тому +165

      And claim it to be the future and you're a time traveller

    • @abitmaniac47
      @abitmaniac47 2 роки тому +44

      @@mystic1869 time paradox would die

  • @yurbamate3969
    @yurbamate3969 Рік тому +578

    Now lets see Paul Allen's rise of the setting sun.

    • @Tomdi_09
      @Tomdi_09 Рік тому +6

      😅

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real Рік тому +14

      Just find a 1984 universe one

    • @Amaboutowin
      @Amaboutowin Рік тому +10

      Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a red circle...

    • @yurbamate3969
      @yurbamate3969 Рік тому

      @@Amaboutowin 😂

  • @thantboy8212
    @thantboy8212 Рік тому +795

    1:18 Abraham lincon got exploded in the back of his head.

    • @xcicada3301
      @xcicada3301 Рік тому +40

      Lmao! 💀😭

    • @Sparrta
      @Sparrta Рік тому +34

      “Back stabbing”

    • @MaxwellLee-lu1qp
      @MaxwellLee-lu1qp 11 місяців тому +30

      That’s kinda a funny joke

    • @kaunghlamyat
      @kaunghlamyat 10 місяців тому +23

      What a concidence...I THINK NOT!

    • @tobiturbo08
      @tobiturbo08 6 місяців тому +8

      lol thats kinda funny

  • @ThatOneCultistGuy
    @ThatOneCultistGuy 9 місяців тому +69

    Other student's dreams: cars, girls, become rich and other
    Quiet guy's dreams:

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Рік тому +328

    "Shooting footballers instead of giving a red card... This is what the World Cup would be like if the Nazis had won the war. This is the sixth Reich."

    • @redmartins7062
      @redmartins7062 Рік тому +13

      Pele está morto 😢

    • @humanopensante1574
      @humanopensante1574 Рік тому

      The nazis had a bad vision about football, they will only made internal chapionship and the etnies will be forbidden

    • @pirabuhell
      @pirabuhell 6 місяців тому +14

      he harmed a german, which is a crime punishable by death in nazi germany, i think

    • @boyayoutube4303
      @boyayoutube4303 2 місяці тому

      in coming 😊

    • @DillaDawg88
      @DillaDawg88 22 дні тому

      Das macht gar keinen Sinn.

  • @jonhaizuziumar4349
    @jonhaizuziumar4349 3 роки тому +620

    Stalin : oh fuck my nightmares

    • @salehjebreel6168
      @salehjebreel6168 2 роки тому +69

      A german: heck yeah my sweat dreams

    • @extraunic4
      @extraunic4 2 роки тому +46

      How much of the world do you want to have hitler: yes

    • @Ameu-dude
      @Ameu-dude 2 роки тому +6

      @@salehjebreel6168 sweat dreams🤣

    • @Yolanda2766-nx
      @Yolanda2766-nx Рік тому

      @@Ameu-dude I like more being in a nazi world that in a communist one

    • @Ameu-dude
      @Ameu-dude Рік тому +15

      @@Yolanda2766-nx but we are currently in neither, we are a liberal world. If you like nazism more than liberalism, then you are sick, and liking nazism is really no badge of honor to flaunt around.

  • @BarnStyle
    @BarnStyle Рік тому +44

    I love how everything is slow-mo except explosions and gunshots

  • @TimohaNorveg
    @TimohaNorveg 2 місяці тому +123

    POV: you purchased the Götterdämmerung DLC for HOI4

    • @DillaDawg88
      @DillaDawg88 2 місяці тому +1

      Please explain

    • @GARY_THE_TV
      @GARY_THE_TV Місяць тому

      ​@@DillaDawg88it have an alternate Path for germany so Thats why

    • @Lets_BombSomeone
      @Lets_BombSomeone 19 днів тому

      hoi4 is a ww2 strategy game, and there's a new dlc that makes Germany overpowered on historical to the point where they can do TNO​@@DillaDawg88

  • @TroiMuaKhongTanh
    @TroiMuaKhongTanh 3 роки тому +742

    Teacher : We will go to paris
    Girls : yeah
    Me and the boys when leave paris 1:56

  • @pandanokow
    @pandanokow 4 роки тому +879

    When your german and hear this nice song

  • @Peter_Siri
    @Peter_Siri Рік тому +470

    If Heisenberg had not run into issues with starting a chain reaction before Oppenheimer did, the world would be a very different place.

    • @PC.PopCorn
      @PC.PopCorn Рік тому +71

      probably not, A.H called Nuclear research "Jewish Science".
      And we all know how much he liked Jewish things

    • @jonaspacina
      @jonaspacina Рік тому +31

      That and Germany’s Amerika Bomber aircraft such as the main candidate aka the Me-264 were horrible designs with ungodly amount of flaws

    • @PC.PopCorn
      @PC.PopCorn Рік тому +30

      @@jonaspacina Don't forget how little resources they had to not only make the AmerikaBomber, but with how little equipment and research they had on actually making the Nuclear Device.
      They had about 0.002 Lbs of Uranium stored and that's it.

    • @tastylimonad
      @tastylimonad Рік тому +3

      how do you know, its a military secret broo...@@PC.PopCorn

    • @losoldsdeinternet6273
      @losoldsdeinternet6273 Рік тому

      Remember that the only reason why they won is because they got ancient alien/like technology stolen from jews
      Historically, even if the USA never invented the weapon they will lost anyways because their country wasnt ready for a war and also his leader was a crazy impulsive idiot.

  • @DumbQuackyantiuttp
    @DumbQuackyantiuttp 11 місяців тому +40

    Teacher: what do you think life what be like if you was president
    That one homie:

  • @lucabuca2449
    @lucabuca2449 Рік тому +196

    What makes the ref shooting the player funnier, is that he gave the player he shot a yellow card. (you can tell because he put it into his shirt's pocket.)

    • @nilsdoennewald7620
      @nilsdoennewald7620 Рік тому +18

      @lucabuca2449 and the red card would have meant 2 shots in the knee caps first and then headshot.

    • @PC.PopCorn
      @PC.PopCorn Рік тому +6

      Red card is being sent to Bergen-Belsen

    • @RegentofSparta
      @RegentofSparta 4 місяці тому +1

      I assume its cos he argued?

    • @John-i7o
      @John-i7o 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@RegentofSpartahe accidentally injured a german player

  • @BozoAlert23
    @BozoAlert23 Рік тому +69

    That opening scene. The CGI in this video is perfect. This video is the reason i got Wolfenstein the New Order and ive completed it 5 times

    • @DIZZYorJoshua
      @DIZZYorJoshua Рік тому +1

      OMGG IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN TNO REFERENCE‼️‼️‼️‼️🇩🇪🇩🇪🙋🙋 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! Yo Speer! Yo Speer! Yo Speer! Yo Speer! Yo Speer! I HATE BORIS YELTSIN I HATE BORIS YELTSIN I HATE BORIS YELTSIN ‼️‼️‼️😡 THE HOLY REGENT IS MAD!?!11!! ‼️‼️ Sablin THE BEST Sablin THE BEST FUCKIN RUSSIAN THE NEW JESUS CHRIST‼️‼️🚩🚩 Furry Yazov? Furry Yazov? Furry Yazov? ⬛🟡⬛ I LOVE THE PAMPAMPAMPAMAPAMPAM MAN‼️‼️‼️🆘🆘🆘🔞🔞
      (I use NPPfunny my name is u/DizzyConstruction811)

  • @Shattered3582
    @Shattered3582 Рік тому +187

    0:34 those flying wing designs were an actual concept the germans were developing, they made a one seater prototypes, but they had plans to make large bombers similar to the B 2 spirit

    • @shopappleprodux7615
      @shopappleprodux7615 Рік тому +1

      Condolences 😢

    • @L2EAG
      @L2EAG Рік тому +2

      That is tru

    • @shakey3306
      @shakey3306 Рік тому +3

      That's awesome

    • @MiG-31893
      @MiG-31893 Рік тому +11

      HO-229

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 Рік тому +4

      @@MiG-31893 yes that one, but the germans did have plans for a much larger one if this design succeeded. would have been nice to see some of these designs in action, since the very late jet aircraft the ME-262 was able to shoot down around 500 planes. would have been interesting to see a more advanced winged design.
      just so there isn't any confusion, i am not saying i wanted the Nazi regime to have won the war, i was just mentioning the possible aircraft combats we could have seen

  • @glenbenton4855
    @glenbenton4855 5 місяців тому +9

    The cinematic capture is pure flawless art. It tells more than thousands of words. Im genuinely amazed and blown away

  • @falcon.911-n1e
    @falcon.911-n1e Рік тому +329

    0:02 The First Atomic Bomb is used by the Nazis against the US in New York City.
    0:16 German soldier and wife celebrate the soldier's return to Paris after victory against the allies.
    0:21 American jewish family devastated after learning that their country was invaded by the Nazis
    0:25 Hitler giving a speech on the US Capitol after the american surrender
    0:38 Jews executed bya Nazi machine in front of a german propaganda graffiti
    0:47 Nazis standing near the Christ the Redeemer statue in Brazil.
    0:53 Football player shot after accidentally hurting a German player
    1:12 Nazis witness the destruction of the heads of US presidents at Mount Rushmore
    1:32 Russian uprising brutally surpressed by Nazis in Moscow
    1:49 Nazi officers walking through a crowd of killed French citizens in Paris
    2:10 Nazis parade in London in honor of their victory in WW2
    2:20 Nazi soldiers walking through the streets of London
    2:24 Nazis land on the Moon for the first time

    • @robowisanveithasung6022
      @robowisanveithasung6022 Рік тому +1

      not just French citizens, those are hippies

    • @ylucas_br8919
      @ylucas_br8919 Рік тому +22

      in wolfeinstein the nazis land on moon in 1951

    • @muaddib5079
      @muaddib5079 Рік тому +27

      Thats a refence to the beatles last album "abbey road" on 1969

    • @jaywee6430
      @jaywee6430 Рік тому +2

      It wasn't an accident he literally kicked his leg

    • @xKyax04
      @xKyax04 Рік тому +7

      2:20 is die kafer

  • @olivergillespie9841
    @olivergillespie9841 Рік тому +241

    I like the House of the Rising Sun by the Animals, but this version of the song is just so much better. The accordion, the brass, the German lyrics, and just the whole song in general just gives me goosebumps and I love it so much

    • @olivergillespie9841
      @olivergillespie9841 Рік тому +10

      Also DO NOT ASK but I have memorised the entire lyrics (I can't even speak fluent German) word for word, beat for beat

    • @oliviaguyong1875
      @oliviaguyong1875 Рік тому +7

      I fvckin love German language

    • @norman7882
      @norman7882 9 місяців тому +4

      Yo hablo castellano, no entiendo la letra pero esta canción me gusta con toda mi alma.

    • @codyeaster290
      @codyeaster290 4 місяці тому +1

      @@olivergillespie9841 "I have memorised the entire lyrics (I can't even speak fluent German) word for word, beat for beat"
      How and why?

    • @olivergillespie9841
      @olivergillespie9841 4 місяці тому

      @@codyeaster290 believe me if i knew i’d tell you 😂

  • @xboimon2794
    @xboimon2794 Рік тому +205

    1:44 how it feels to win a Battle Royale

  • @bred007
    @bred007 11 місяців тому +60

    “lets make a nice peaceful multiplayer minecraft world!”
    *2 minutes in*

  • @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n
    @I_cant_think_of_a_username-t7n Рік тому +193

    Imagine showing this to a ww2 veteran...

    • @TeamNova80
      @TeamNova80 Рік тому +8

      Dang 🤣

    • @emib6599
      @emib6599 Рік тому +27

      If it's from the allies he would have the same reaction that Blazkowicz had when he woke up in the asylum and ask about at what point is the war and about put up the resistance and restart killing nazi.

    • @illbeback3150
      @illbeback3150 Рік тому +24

      I showed this to my great grandpa and he just shouted to get this garbage out of his sight.

    • @lessparks8553
      @lessparks8553 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kevin8712
      @kevin8712 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@illbeback3150 Was he a veteran?

  • @aldrichhf35
    @aldrichhf35 Рік тому +454

    I swear to god many media developers or directors these days cant make a critique of right or authoritarianism without making them look cool and as hard as possible

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 Рік тому +74

      Because it’s hard expressing the Nazis with evil without showing the concentration camps and war crimes

    • @Whatdotheymean
      @Whatdotheymean Рік тому +81

      Tbh, the nazis vestiment was Very cool, they really could make good outfits, so that's not on games

    • @fawndeu
      @fawndeu Рік тому +71

      tbh if i recall correctly i saw a video that addressed something along those lines. one of the things that convinced people to enlist and believe nazis/ss officers/etc were cool were the uniforms and what they wore. the way they dressed had other people thinking “wow, those guys look cool, they must BE cool”, not to mention that it imposed respect. i guess the fact that they dressed so nicely worked like silent propaganda.

    • @aldrichhf35
      @aldrichhf35 Рік тому

      ​@@asiangaming8409well, concentration camps is possible like Wolfenstein.

    • @kid_toucher
      @kid_toucher Рік тому +18

      and what's impressive is that propaganda from the 1930s to enlist in the Wehrmacht still works

  • @Xøzmiq-Axtræ
    @Xøzmiq-Axtræ 2 роки тому +52

    2:25 - Neil von Rightarm

  • @QuantasA380fan
    @QuantasA380fan 10 місяців тому +36

    For some reason I really like that shot of the London Monitor behind the Big Ben at 2:11

  • @leewilson4362
    @leewilson4362 Рік тому +29

    Ok guys this is gonna be a friendly Minecraft session! 10 minutes later:

  • @Mentalhospital2000x
    @Mentalhospital2000x Рік тому +54

    Who leaked my hoi4 germany game

  • @handsomemedic975
    @handsomemedic975 Рік тому +459

    Im extremely curious about this because i never really saw an official or atleast a headcanon version of the wolfenstein europe map. Can somebody tell me what happened to Germany's original allies? Hungary, Romania and Italy, Slovakia, Bulgaria for example and if there was any territorial change for them

    • @toantruonghuu2833
      @toantruonghuu2833 Рік тому +255

      it was said that Germany grew so strong that they conquered and subdue all of their allies. Japan was spared but had to become a puppet country.

    • @zikkimeister215
      @zikkimeister215 Рік тому

      after winning on the major frontlines in the US and russia they turned their heads to whats left of europe and conquered it, their former allies included. All major parts of russia were conquered and some remnants around stalin fled eastwards into sibieria where it is estimated that stalin got killed there by his own men. Germany helped Japan with china and made the chinese wall into a large "border" with heavy antiair weapons. They didnt attack japan but subdued them and made them into a satellite state. At this point of time in 1960 the germans have full control over the world except the southern half of africa where are ongoing fights. Not to mention that they already colonized the moon and venus lol

    • @lucasfan5558
      @lucasfan5558 Рік тому +71

      @@toantruonghuu2833 what about Italy? If in the universe of the game D - Day happened it means that Operation Husky and the invasion of Sicily happened as well.

    • @theincognitoaccount
      @theincognitoaccount Рік тому +140

      @@lucasfan5558 Annexed. Italy stated that Germany betrayed them

    • @ImperatorLemon
      @ImperatorLemon Рік тому +57

      @@lucasfan5558 operation husky was a disaster like D-Day

  • @quintopartido3991
    @quintopartido3991 10 місяців тому +90

    General Patton: "We fought the wrong enemy"

    • @anonymousanon6913
      @anonymousanon6913 9 місяців тому +16

      Aye we did, I'm sure my great grampas would agree if they saw the world today.

    • @saltygumballs2621
      @saltygumballs2621 9 місяців тому +1

      Look... The Soviets were just as bad, but both were evil.

    • @anicecupofshoes
      @anicecupofshoes 6 місяців тому +6

      Edgelord

    • @gxv4078
      @gxv4078 4 місяці тому +1

      You know he's still calling Germany an enemy, right?

    • @TheAsheybabe89
      @TheAsheybabe89 4 місяці тому +1

      @@gxv4078yet even that fast identified that they weren’t the primary one. How do you think he’d view them now, all these decades later with more distance and information?

  • @James_Original
    @James_Original Рік тому +141

    1:48 they stumping on Erika :((

  • @aadityapratap007
    @aadityapratap007 Рік тому +134

    A masterpiece of Dark comedy which feels like actual history.

    • @kumarayutayu5502
      @kumarayutayu5502 Рік тому +9

      and this song makes it feel the new normal

    • @Furious_retro
      @Furious_retro 6 місяців тому

      Why do you have a swastika on your profile, are you with those folks ?

    • @bullymaguire1835
      @bullymaguire1835 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Furious_retroNig*a that's our Sanatani swastika
      Hitler stole it and used this in making his own sh*t and symbols
      He also stole the word Aryan from our religion

    • @thelegendofalltime9923
      @thelegendofalltime9923 6 місяців тому +1

      Its not a hakenkreuz, by his name its prolly a Hindu swastika

    • @bullymaguire1835
      @bullymaguire1835 6 місяців тому

      @@aadityapratap007 why the tf is youtube deleting my comments?

  • @frosttomtom3638
    @frosttomtom3638 3 місяці тому +32

    2:11 London monitor in the back is genuinely terrifying

  • @avid_scopes0472
    @avid_scopes0472 3 роки тому +109

    Truly amazing my friend

  • @StupidLegoinary
    @StupidLegoinary 2 роки тому +184

    A German nazified rendition of the house of the rising sun it's beautiful and terrible all at the same time

    • @hhhhhbztb
      @hhhhhbztb Рік тому +15

      only beautiful

    • @bombbastic785
      @bombbastic785 Рік тому +1

      @@hhhhhbztb Pepe......

    • @ichangedmyname5219
      @ichangedmyname5219 Рік тому +11

      Its not nazified. The german text is as harmless as the original

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian Рік тому

      It’s not a nazi styling, it’s similar to the styling of Karel Gott

    • @hhhhhbztb
      @hhhhhbztb Рік тому

      @@AmericanCaesarian karel gott my favorite singer

  • @adrianeditzz666
    @adrianeditzz666 Рік тому +42

    1:04
    Soccer player : Hey I did nothing why are you giving me the red card ?
    Football referee : Oh then I'll give you a bullet

  • @user-ct3nw6nx9w
    @user-ct3nw6nx9w 11 днів тому +34

    Who the hell showed this video to Elon Musk?!

    • @Stark10Winter
      @Stark10Winter 10 днів тому

      pahahahaha

    • @v1ncemoreau
      @v1ncemoreau 10 днів тому

      can someone explain?

    • @Stark10Winter
      @Stark10Winter 10 днів тому

      @ Elon musk yesterday kinda made a nazi salut,google '' elon musk salute '' i will find it

    • @HyperTracked
      @HyperTracked 15 годин тому

      the coping never stops

  • @tanianikolaeva22
    @tanianikolaeva22 3 роки тому +152

    This song is enjoyable

  • @tntender6664
    @tntender6664 Рік тому +83

    No one gonna talk about how hard this trailer goes 🔥🔥

  • @Cocoabean767
    @Cocoabean767 Рік тому +31

    POV time traveler picks up a coin

  • @endkron
    @endkron 10 місяців тому +11

    Damn mine it's the 53rd time UA-cam has recommended me and I'll watch it again

  • @extraunic4
    @extraunic4 2 роки тому +194

    How much of the world do you want to have hitler: yes

  • @sovietproductions7362
    @sovietproductions7362 2 роки тому +57

    POV: Donald Duck in the 1940’s

  • @vitorhenrique3995
    @vitorhenrique3995 3 роки тому +131

    0:51 Brazil 😢

    • @gabrielkessler4533
      @gabrielkessler4533 3 роки тому +10

      Kkk essa fiquei surpreso Mano só que bizarro só alemão mas mora no brasil mas não falo alemão é tô assistindo essa música o azideia

    • @giancarlodiazminaya946
      @giancarlodiazminaya946 3 роки тому +11

      7 - 1 😢 jajajja

    • @stalin7284
      @stalin7284 2 роки тому +16

      @@gabrielkessler4533 I think Germany and Brazil are now allies

    • @BagofMcCoysCrisps
      @BagofMcCoysCrisps 2 роки тому +1

      Impossível!

    • @dusk07
      @dusk07 2 роки тому +2

      @@stalin7284 that'll be Argentina, not brazil

  • @SmashinTitan617
    @SmashinTitan617 10 місяців тому +15

    Best intro for a game

  • @heavensantinomuga491
    @heavensantinomuga491 2 роки тому +90

    POV: If Oppenheimer was on the german side be like

    • @katytis2012
      @katytis2012 2 роки тому +20

      Explanation why nazis created a nuke faster than americans. Nuclear bomb was a creation of secret Jewish society Da'at Yichud. Da'at Yichud created inventions and technologies that were ahead of the times by many centuries, and nazis managed to capture one or several of storage facilities that contained Da'at Yichud inventions and managed to reverse-engineer the nuclear weapons thanks to the blueprints that were made by Da'at Yichud.
      For more lore, look up for these pages in wolfenstein wikia:
      Atomic Bomb (MachineGames)
      and
      Da'at Yichud
      Or play the game and pay attention to the cutscenes and readables. There is a very good story underneath the gameplay.

    • @RicardoHernandez-sw8zj
      @RicardoHernandez-sw8zj Рік тому

      @@katytis2012 So A-bomb was designed by a jew and then the blueprints were taken by the germans right?

    • @termterlay4045
      @termterlay4045 Рік тому

      if A.H. wasn't anti-Semite

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Рік тому +1

      He would've been sent to the camps even after the Germans squeezed the last of his knowledge about of him, given he was one of the chosen people.

  • @insertpng6289
    @insertpng6289 Рік тому +67

    1:09 three strikes, to the head

  • @los_gofiones
    @los_gofiones Рік тому +21

    Time traveler *moves chair*
    The timeline:

  • @ASAP_Flex20
    @ASAP_Flex20 Місяць тому +3

    I'm listening to this right before some important school tests. It calms my nerves like a tranquilizer...

  • @zhouwu
    @zhouwu Рік тому +79

    That actually looks like how Germany might have run it

  • @addib7605
    @addib7605 Рік тому +75

    In another universe, this is reality, and they avec movies that display our lifes.

    • @kr3kcom3
      @kr3kcom3 Рік тому +14

      The man in the high castle

    • @Yegor_Epanchintsev
      @Yegor_Epanchintsev Рік тому +18

      By the way, in Wolfenstein The New Colossus, there's the article about a book where The Allies won the war and Nazis started a resistance movement. You can find it in New Orleans level

    • @thefirstkingdogo1126
      @thefirstkingdogo1126 Рік тому +1

      The Amarican dreamer

  • @NoNo-hi2qc
    @NoNo-hi2qc Рік тому +114

    0:07 : Oppenheimer worked for the germans

  • @Seanmurdoch66
    @Seanmurdoch66 Місяць тому +33

    0:17 the parallel is they did win in Paris. and across Europe.

    • @mrnobody9611
      @mrnobody9611 28 днів тому +2

      They DID win in Paris in our timeline as well.

  • @herrkommandantnoah
    @herrkommandantnoah Рік тому +121

    This is how my great grandpa would've expected the war to go, I showed him this and he said, "I'm glad the world didn't turn out like this."

    • @chumbucket6184
      @chumbucket6184 Рік тому

      Is your grandpa a homo ? Does he like the roving gangs of brown rapists, mudrerers and pedophiles allowed to pillage the west ? Does he prefer the judeo-globalist world order crushing europe and it's peoples ? What exactly has been achieved that is so good ? The destruction of europeans in the name of subhuman "diversity".

    • @grandcanyon-l7d
      @grandcanyon-l7d Рік тому +13

      @@chumbucket6184 remember how the natives were slaughtered and replaced? What goes around comes around... oh , the Europeans were literally minorities and 3rd world country at one point of history especially before BC.

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed Рік тому +5

      yeah it went even worse

    • @mancubus8681
      @mancubus8681 Рік тому +6

      Leider hat Deutschland verloren😢

    • @deloreandmc88
      @deloreandmc88 Рік тому +13

      Oh yeah, because the world is great nowadays right? Tell gramps to go to L.A, San Francisco, NYC or Paris. Tell him to go to a BLM riot or similar to see what happens.

  • @gasmask1051
    @gasmask1051 3 роки тому +30

    Teacher: We have 2- no 5 homework due this week
    Me and the bois after losing our temper: 1:56

  • @XSyntac430
    @XSyntac430 Рік тому +14

    Never skipping a cutscene again

  • @WILLIAM_H.
    @WILLIAM_H. 11 місяців тому +6

    At the beginning, though it's quiet you can here the part from the trailer where he says: "they beat us to the bomb"
    Then followed by a breath before the singing starts.

  • @Untitled_Person69
    @Untitled_Person69 2 роки тому +109

    1:04, pulled out a gun for a red card

    • @leguichettravel1599
      @leguichettravel1599 Рік тому +15

      Player: Sir how did he die?
      Referee: He cheated man and he deserves it.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Рік тому +17

      This was propaganda lol Germany treated Jesse owens and black athletes many times better than America

    • @muradsela
      @muradsela Рік тому +1

      Imagine ramos in that timeline

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Рік тому +2

      ​@@NeostormXLMAX this game and the ones suceeded it is both propaganda and sympathizing with nzi soldiers. They humanize with giving them very relatable conversations. It isnt saying that bj isnt doing warcrimes most of time. But his deeds are necessary.

    • @noIDEA33439
      @noIDEA33439 Рік тому

      Escape to victory reference?

  • @Jeden_12
    @Jeden_12 2 роки тому +54

    I still kinda don’t get how did Germany won ww2 in Wolfenstein, I mean I know they dropped nuke on the USA I think but was that really the reason why they surrendered ?

    • @kerim.s8801
      @kerim.s8801 2 роки тому +11

      I think a complete theory exists on this. "The man in the High castle". Don't know if it's fictional (no actual theory just made up) or not. You can check it out yourself if u are interested.

    • @javierpalacios5207
      @javierpalacios5207 2 роки тому

      It was enough for Japan to surrender in ww2

    • @dusk07
      @dusk07 2 роки тому +1

      If Germany had nukes before the united states it would drastically change the tide of the war, since the nazis would drop it without warning, and the united states would have to surrender to save her people.

    • @Negative_creep3383
      @Negative_creep3383 2 роки тому +40

      They discovered a secret vault from a jewish secret society called "Dat Yichud", they had highly advanced technology who was then taken by the nazis, thats why the nazis in Wolfenstein have such power, they have mutant supersoldiers, giant metal dogs, energy weapons and shit.

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 2 роки тому +7

      they found the jewish technology

  • @doomisagreatgame
    @doomisagreatgame 3 місяці тому +5

    The fact that there’s people that wish this was the reality

  • @noppawitonzehouse
    @noppawitonzehouse 11 місяців тому +4

    "the art school said nein, then ze whole welt is mein"
    -some Austrian guy who got rejected from art school

  • @Beethoven117
    @Beethoven117 Рік тому +11

    Never ask
    *a Argentinian guy SS Rank*

  • @aedanluizarca8376
    @aedanluizarca8376 3 роки тому +30

    Pov: when the boy goes to a fieldtrip

  • @aponlukmolag2631
    @aponlukmolag2631 Рік тому +13

    The theme given as a task by the teacher in which I tell how to solve all the world's problems.

  • @SirLeonardo12
    @SirLeonardo12 Місяць тому +4

    As an American, the scene where Mount Rushmore gets blown up felt personal

  • @DASDEUTSCH_ich_bin
    @DASDEUTSCH_ich_bin Рік тому +20

    2:21 why did I just realize they are the beatles

  • @avocadojr.3778
    @avocadojr.3778 10 днів тому +46

    Who's hereafter Elon's salute?

    • @Stark10Winter
      @Stark10Winter 10 днів тому +3

      Hello i am here cuz of Elon lol

    • @WanderDude
      @WanderDude 9 днів тому +1

      So it seems eventually the N*zis eventually did win the war after all.

    • @AgitatedTaco
      @AgitatedTaco 7 днів тому

      Yoo

  • @tera_v6304
    @tera_v6304 Рік тому +10

    Is it just me or did lincoln get kaboomed on the back of his head like he got assassinated

  • @NeverB4ckDown-d3q
    @NeverB4ckDown-d3q 9 місяців тому +6

    POV: if hitler didn't fight in 2 fronts

  • @Robbyboi.
    @Robbyboi. Рік тому +15

    0:21 this part hit different, the family was devastated. they most definitely knew they would die to the Nazis

    • @Private-r9p
      @Private-r9p 3 місяці тому +1

      Which part? Adolf Hitler and those others?

  • @Lovely-Fellow-Taffy
    @Lovely-Fellow-Taffy 4 місяці тому +8

    POV: The smartest homie decides to play Germany in supremacy 1914

  • @oneeyedjack1812
    @oneeyedjack1812 6 днів тому +5

    Funny how this is about to become a complete reality

    • @artemis3283
      @artemis3283 6 днів тому +1

      Hello mate
      The Nazis were defeated in 1945 around 85 years ago!
      Hope this helps :)

    • @oneeyedjack1812
      @oneeyedjack1812 6 днів тому +4

      @@artemis3283 Nah, they re-emerged as MAGA

    • @artemis3283
      @artemis3283 5 днів тому

      @@oneeyedjack1812 Ur maga stoopid

    • @sterydziarz47
      @sterydziarz47 4 дні тому +1

      Tell me by your logic how?

  • @Mwraf
    @Mwraf 2 місяці тому +10

    POV: You're playing the new HOI4 DLC on day one after pre-order

  • @nooneanon6491
    @nooneanon6491 Рік тому +37

    Ich liebe immer ein Happy End!

  • @DouglasArcanjo
    @DouglasArcanjo 9 місяців тому +28

    1:44 TNO Burgundy Be Like:

    • @СвященныйРегент
      @СвященныйРегент 4 місяці тому +4

      TNO REFERENCE 🕛🕛🕛!?

    • @Nightfall_Gaming9
      @Nightfall_Gaming9 3 місяці тому +3

      The clock strikes twelve.

    • @funni_clock_man
      @funni_clock_man 3 місяці тому

      HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE????????? THE CLOCK STRIKES 12 FUNNI CLOCK MAN FUNNI CLOCK MAN FUNNI CLOCK MAN FUNNI CLOCK MAN FUNNI CLOCK MAN THE GREAT TRIAL AWAITS THE GREAT TRIAL AWAITS THE GREAT TRIAL AWAITS ALL HAIL COMRADE YAZOV ALL HAIL COMRADE YAZOV STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM STRENG GEHEIM HOLSUM CHUNGUS SABLIN HOLSUM CHUNGUS SABLIN HOLSUM CHUNGUS SABLIN HOLSUM CHUNGUS SABLIN BIG BUILDING IN NEUE BERLIN BIG BUILDING IN NEUE BERLIN BIG BUILDING IN NEUE BERLIN BIG BUILDING IN NEUE BERLIN

    • @Løstwavxy_010
      @Løstwavxy_010 Місяць тому +1

      THE GREAT TRIAL AWAITS

    • @Nechay.
      @Nechay. Місяць тому

      And dead protestors are defeated red poppy movement

  • @andrews129
    @andrews129 9 місяців тому +4

    0:24 that moment says a lot

    • @biubiu-h6m
      @biubiu-h6m Місяць тому

      Well guess what Jews are doing right now...

  • @ColonelOsonzOfficial
    @ColonelOsonzOfficial 5 місяців тому +5

    Time traveler: *kicks a stone*
    The timeline:

  • @UavNosur
    @UavNosur Рік тому +33

    0:25 why is hitler so zesty

  • @vedanshchauhan4690
    @vedanshchauhan4690 Рік тому +11

    It was soooo smooth! 1:36 to 1:54 gave me chills!

  • @Крутаябебра3008
    @Крутаябебра3008 4 місяці тому +2

    when I found out that squashed toilets are more popular than this

  • @Boss-l7h2e
    @Boss-l7h2e Місяць тому +10

    Extremely beautiful uniforms 1:42

  • @J-Man888
    @J-Man888 5 місяців тому +12

    I love how the Bethesda guys did the most unaccurate thing that the Nazis would do if they won.

    • @Vince_ExE
      @Vince_ExE 4 місяці тому

      How do you know?

    • @theok391
      @theok391 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Vince_ExE Because they wanted to conquer Europe only (and some parts of Africa). They never cared about US because they were mostly neutral with them. But the British over exaggerated... maybe a bit too much. Then the Japanese came to play vs the US and the Soviets. Japanese did the Pearl Harbor thing and thats how the US joined the war.

    • @Vince_ExE
      @Vince_ExE 4 місяці тому

      @@theok391 UK overexaggerated because they were not in accordance with the ideology of Hitler

    • @J-Man888
      @J-Man888 4 місяці тому

      @@theok391 they didn't even wanted to conquer all Europe, they only wanted to unite the Germanic parts of Europe, It's written in the fisrt pages of Mein Kampf, that also confirms that so much things in (((history))) are wrong, they never conquered France, nor Belgia.

    • @darkknight8828
      @darkknight8828 3 місяці тому

      @@J-Man888 lebensraum dumbass

  • @magicarpette450
    @magicarpette450 Рік тому +11

    Honestly, it would be fun to communicate with the universe where the nazis won, and talking about how they are dying due to their politics, and how our world is dying to the human stupidity, while joking about the already destroyed universe where the USSR won the cold war which miraculously lasted 7 years

    • @nikola2142s2
      @nikola2142s2 Рік тому +1

      we have a universe that ussr actually conquered Euro and it's call "Command and Conquered: Red Alert Series"

  • @TheLastSummerRain
    @TheLastSummerRain Рік тому +30

    You need to make more videos man!

  • @Urgent-hopper19
    @Urgent-hopper19 3 місяці тому +61

    0:13 Literal chills. 😓