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  • @existentialdread7081
    @existentialdread7081 4 роки тому +3119

    Leandros: The Codex Astartes does not support this action.
    Black Templar: Are they talking about a fucking book?!

    • @tamkin007
      @tamkin007 3 роки тому +107

      Dark Angels draws sword you mentioned a book?

    • @The_Light0001
      @The_Light0001 3 роки тому +112

      WELL I CAN'T READ! **BURNS CODEX ASTARTES** JUST ROAST MY FLAMES!

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 3 роки тому +18

      What are books

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt 3 роки тому +39

      Blood Raven: *MINE*

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 3 роки тому +42

      Black Templar: **[Screams in illiteracy]**

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 4 роки тому +11734

    I’m 90% sure the 3rd lung is just for yelling longer.

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 3 роки тому +304

      Probably

    • @ShapeshifterOS
      @ShapeshifterOS 3 роки тому +570

      Third lung is for filtering toxic atmosphere. Nothing like a breath of miasma in the morning!

    • @Gojimon630
      @Gojimon630 3 роки тому +123

      The math checks out

    • @ВасилийМорозов-л7х
      @ВасилийМорозов-л7х 3 роки тому +85

      Asta Roth When a Harlequin stabs someone, the needle thing shoots a coiled "monofilament" wire which twists in the wound, causing extreme cutting damage to the internal organs.

    • @funnyswangoosething5088
      @funnyswangoosething5088 3 роки тому +103

      Have you seen some Chapter’s battle cries? Literally some of them are full sentences.

  • @michaellyons4621
    @michaellyons4621 5 років тому +5455

    0:43
    “The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines”
    Cries in Imperial Guardsmen.

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 9 місяців тому +316

    Ah yes the four weapons of a true Space Marine:
    1: Primary
    2: Secondary
    3: Long Range, and
    4: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK😂

  • @MacKnight
    @MacKnight 6 років тому +4107

    Why a warlord titan is ABSOLUTE.
    1. Few forge worlds can actually build the damn thing.
    2. Those that can, takes least 80-100 years to make ONE.
    3. They are city breakers and siege platforms. They are useful on the battlefield.
    4. Most titans in general, are hundreds, thousands of years old. They Sometimes wage war to recover a fallen titan from a planet because rebuild one takes less time then making a new one. Despite the possibly millions of dead in the recovery... Welcome to Warhammer 40.000.

    • @philipslice6273
      @philipslice6273 6 років тому +788

      So, tldr for this comment is...
      STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE

    • @casualcgrain7835
      @casualcgrain7835 6 років тому +259

      tldr delay the exterminatus until AFTER the warlord titan is secure.

    • @igorwojtyna2158
      @igorwojtyna2158 6 років тому +108

      1000 000 milion planets with 10 000 000 000 people living on ea h one of them with such Numbers u really Dont care about a few hundred thousand

    • @igorwojtyna2158
      @igorwojtyna2158 6 років тому +176

      Also i love that the first response to an invasion was exterminatus

    • @comradeshadles4967
      @comradeshadles4967 6 років тому +20

      Thank you honorable brother

  • @Colleywoodstudios
    @Colleywoodstudios 5 років тому +7655

    "Are the humans the good guys?" "LEGALLY i am required to say yes..."

    • @baconvideo8413
      @baconvideo8413 5 років тому +291

      Sean Grant
      I might be a heretic, but at least I can’t get sick. Mainly because I already have every disease ever made, but eh, it could be worse.

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 5 років тому +128

      Baconshark PURGE THE NURGLITE

    • @Alertacobra12
      @Alertacobra12 4 роки тому +56

      Careful, you're starting to sound like a heretic

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo 4 роки тому +33

      @@baconvideo8413 not true. If they keep mutating, they are considereda new sickness.

    • @vladimirdragonov
      @vladimirdragonov 4 роки тому +23

      The law requires I say yes

  • @Torque_Mk1
    @Torque_Mk1 3 роки тому +2876

    Can't wait for Mark Strong to say his first lines in the sequel:
    "Shut the fuck up Leandros.
    For the Emperor!"

    • @creaturetransylvania8943
      @creaturetransylvania8943 3 роки тому +66

      He will not be the voice for Titus in this one.

    • @GhostOfDamned
      @GhostOfDamned 3 роки тому +12

      That would be funny

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 2 роки тому +1

      @@creaturetransylvania8943 Is that Confirmed or you pullin' Heretical Bullshit out the ass??

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 2 роки тому +69

      @@HyperFlame64V1 don't worry brother, the person might be different but the gene is still there

    • @Hillwatch
      @Hillwatch 2 роки тому +13

      It’s Rollo from Vikings

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 2 роки тому +1197

    What’s hilarious about the Orcs is that they’re only brainless right now (outside the leader in a mech suit) is because they’ve only been fighting each other; they get smarter the more they fight other people, for long periods of time, because they learn more and more. So, therefore, if you keep fighting them, they will inevitably get smarter.

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 2 роки тому +108

      All fun and games until they start returning to *KRORK* 💀

    • @adamshafeeq8685
      @adamshafeeq8685 Рік тому +49

      It's kinda like "never played the tutorial and hope you learn as you go"

    • @1nva0er55
      @1nva0er55 Рік тому +33

      ​@@MrOiram46Mfw a single Krork would make a Primarch, daemon or otherwise, shit their power armour.

    • @slappybio1686
      @slappybio1686 Рік тому +12

      Dont forget that they are also Mushroom people (I am not even kidding)

    • @someopinionateddirt6561
      @someopinionateddirt6561 Рік тому +5

      So hypothetically, is it possible for the Orks to get so smart you could start having trade deals with them?

  • @Burkutace27
    @Burkutace27 5 років тому +3919

    "Is that wise, Captain? The space book says this is bad."
    "Well I can't read!!!"

    • @Listlesspanda
      @Listlesspanda 5 років тому +124

      READING IS HERESY, PURGE MY EYES IN HOLY FLAME!

    • @davo_9673
      @davo_9673 5 років тому +70

      Space book say this is bad
      "No"~book

    • @a1z158
      @a1z158 5 років тому +25

      @@davo_9673 I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear 5 років тому +56

      The virgin Ultramarine:
      -Blueberry smurf
      -Reads and follows the Codex like a nerd
      -Gets taught with other Neophytes
      The Chad Black Templar:
      -On an eternal crusade
      -Doesn't follow the Codex because he can't read
      -Gets schooled by a Black Templar
      -Hates all Xenos, mutants, and heretical SUCH AS YOU HERETIC!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 роки тому +5

      RaPtorteAm including themselves because they are mutants, besides everyone knows that the black templars are dorn’s rebellious teenage sons

  • @obliviangamer2319
    @obliviangamer2319 3 роки тому +1900

    Cadian: *Introduces herself*
    Badger's Marine: IT IS THE BANEBLADE
    Everyone else: *awkward silence*
    Sidonus: So...You were in command?

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy 3 роки тому +189

      Cadian: My lord, are you alright?
      Sidonus: Oh don’t mind him. He’s been at this for centuries and he’s starting to get dementia

    • @Scoutman4296
      @Scoutman4296 2 роки тому +132

      ENGAGING WARP SPIDER
      AHH, A WARP SPIDER

    • @androxtempest3913
      @androxtempest3913 2 роки тому +60

      Sidonus: i...see my lord is he really mentality to be fighting in this battle
      Cadian: he does this all the time but hes very effective at his job

    • @AmarBalta
      @AmarBalta Рік тому +4

      Something Something crack is whack

    • @arthaswilliams9414
      @arthaswilliams9414 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Scoutman4296 it sounds like he forgot about the warp spider after saying that

  • @carton5235
    @carton5235 4 роки тому +3153

    Bagjur: "whats the only thing defending us from them?"
    Me: "the countless sacrifices of the imperial guard?"
    Bubger: "SPACE MARINES"

  • @haydndale402
    @haydndale402 3 місяці тому +925

    Part 2 coming soon lol 😂

    • @dariozuniga5816
      @dariozuniga5816 2 місяці тому +32

      Better be 😂

    • @Kitcat12436
      @Kitcat12436 2 місяці тому +12

      I really really hope so

    • @HunterDarkWolf
      @HunterDarkWolf 2 місяці тому +7

      I hope they do

    • @glenn134
      @glenn134 2 місяці тому +8

      Thunder hammer/power sword and heavy bolt pistol!!
      All you need ...die Xenos!!😁😆👍

    • @jillianedaleleyno6032
      @jillianedaleleyno6032 2 місяці тому +2

      6 years later.....

  • @TheAxleRaider
    @TheAxleRaider 3 роки тому +2020

    Doom eternal: religious purging
    Space marines: very religious purging

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 3 роки тому +186

      I'm 90% sure Doomguy could fit right in with the Space marines.

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 3 роки тому +200

      @@petepeterson5917 And the Imperium would welcome him with open arms after seeing his hatred for demons.

    • @Ciaramae7
      @Ciaramae7 3 роки тому +97

      DOOMguy: finally a fandom like mine

    • @ammarsalim1185
      @ammarsalim1185 3 роки тому +20

      For the Emperor!

    • @Ciaramae7
      @Ciaramae7 3 роки тому +15

      @@ammarsalim1185wait im christian damn.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 3 роки тому +4995

    The story makes a lot more sense when you play as a Blood Raven.
    Purge heretics and grab anything that isn't welded to the floor.

    • @gordita6845
      @gordita6845 3 роки тому +271

      not like we can't take those too

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 3 роки тому +196

      @@gordita6845 the heretics or the floor?

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 3 роки тому +249

      @@Crimson_Sun2486 yes.

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 3 роки тому +206

      @@Ian-wn5lc can't have shit in this 41st millennium

    • @speedwagon5314
      @speedwagon5314 2 роки тому +129

      if you cant grab the things welded to the floor, you grab the floor instead.

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 4 роки тому +5766

    And this is my introduction into Warhammer 40k, never forget your first.

    • @unbarredhalo7327
      @unbarredhalo7327 4 роки тому +67

      Mine was Gladius, great game if you're into civ style games

    • @crazysith7809
      @crazysith7809 4 роки тому +71

      Mine was Dawn of War

    • @thelion2751
      @thelion2751 4 роки тому +24

      Mine was the movies(they are...well there)

    • @celestialspartan1176
      @celestialspartan1176 4 роки тому +30

      Same here!
      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 4 роки тому +19

      @@celestialspartan1176, FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @_0_0___
    @_0_0___ 2 роки тому +652

    "I don't know how they can roll with that much armor" says badger, but I'm over here like "they have a *jetpack* and their armor is fairly rounded, making it easier to roll"

    • @lastgengamers1137
      @lastgengamers1137 2 роки тому

      Your logic smells of heresy

    • @SchwarzSchwertkampfer
      @SchwarzSchwertkampfer 2 роки тому +11

      Race an Species are 2 different things.
      The Space marine is right. Literally.
      I do not like spiders, or any other type of animal neither that tries to eat me; that makes me normal, not a racist.
      The same applies to the space marine interactions with xenos.

    • @darthcerebus
      @darthcerebus 2 роки тому +24

      It's less "Rolling" and more "Falling forward all the way back around"

    • @yasuowindrunner895
      @yasuowindrunner895 Рік тому +9

      @@darthcerebus "falling forward all the way around" so in other words rolling...

    • @fionfee
      @fionfee Рік тому +1

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

  • @wazzu4488
    @wazzu4488 4 роки тому +3641

    "Or belong to a different religion."
    Me: _Laughs in Adeptus Mechanicus_

    • @kevinmayfield6182
      @kevinmayfield6182 4 роки тому +71

      Jofish The best beeps and boops.

    • @brendoncabral6433
      @brendoncabral6433 4 роки тому +9

      Or you can just be hear to eat shit and dip like the nids

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 роки тому +63

      Didn't Big E convince them he was the Omnissiah?

    • @kaeosfactory
      @kaeosfactory 4 роки тому +10

      101010101010101! “1”1-11..0” 1..0” 1=“0”1\||\|’1’ !

    • @viperanaf
      @viperanaf 4 роки тому +23

      omnissiah be praised

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 6 років тому +3639

    Fun fact: Everything about how the Orks act in Space Marine is 100 percent in canon with 40k Ork lore.
    *Especially the parts about teamkilling.*

    • @thatone7589
      @thatone7589 6 років тому +77

      the ork truly are the best

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 6 років тому +193

      Orks also spend more time fighting each other than they do fighting other races.

    • @Rawnblade13
      @Rawnblade13 6 років тому +145

      @@John2r1 Thank the Emperor for that, cause if they ever united, the entire galaxy would be overrun by the green tide!

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 6 років тому +56

      @@Rawnblade13 Yep . The Nids are enough of a pain to deal with without all the Orks uniting under one war boss. That would be well were all dead .

    • @zipherdias420
      @zipherdias420 6 років тому +23

      @Raven Brown Do you mean like, a WAAAAH!!...SHHH, no, that is legend.

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 5 років тому +2419

    "How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?"
    That's literally the Orks favorite thing in the Universe

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 5 років тому +172

      Second most favourite thing. Their most favourite thing is when they are the ones krumping

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 4 роки тому +60

      There's literally a part in the game where you encounter a bunch of orks happily fighting each other.

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 роки тому +3

      This comment currently has 666 likes.
      I like that, but if I do then the perfection is ruined.

    • @tw12358
      @tw12358 4 роки тому +9

      Umies is to soft space mines is to soft ork is just right

    • @Miscelanou
      @Miscelanou 4 роки тому +3

      @@tw12358 noooo they love space marines

  • @sentane8031
    @sentane8031 2 роки тому +237

    The story still made sense, that Blood Angel was clearly falling to his blood rage so they sent him on a suicide mission to back up some Ultramarines, unluckily for Dante it appears the Ultramarine plot armour extended to said Blood Angel

    • @baileysmith2999
      @baileysmith2999 Рік тому

      😆

    • @wf1675
      @wf1675 Рік тому +5

      operation hijack the warlord titan is a go SPACE MARIENS

    • @Sgtgump9873
      @Sgtgump9873 8 місяців тому +6

      That marine is a blood raven

    • @scorpion40k
      @scorpion40k 6 місяців тому +5

      That is a Blood Raven, you heretic

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle 6 місяців тому +3

      132 People upvoted this comment. That's 132 heretics can't tell the difference between a Blood Angel and a Blood Raven. Somebody get the heavy flamer.

  • @Centoriun
    @Centoriun 4 роки тому +5340

    “The only thing standing between us and them: space marines”
    The planet broke... before the guard did

  • @CustodianHadrian
    @CustodianHadrian 5 років тому +10818

    Technically Aliens aren't a race, they're a species.
    So the Imperium in fact IS NOT racist.

    • @geegeetomlinson2316
      @geegeetomlinson2316 5 років тому +273

      eh isn't "race" more a non-scientific term anyway? aren't the scientific terms like, "genus", "kingdom" and "species"?
      It doesn't seem right to split hairs on a word that has no clear scientific use.

    • @P4N70M1M3H0R53
      @P4N70M1M3H0R53 5 років тому +391

      race is specifically subdividing the same genus and species so technically they are just xenophobes. which i mean is kinda like being racist towards every other species in existence

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 5 років тому +147

      @@P4N70M1M3H0R53 that's not racism though. That's... uh... something else, probably.

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 років тому +360

      @@P4N70M1M3H0R53 DID YOU JUST ACCUSE US OF FEARING XENOS

    • @lokikinch
      @lokikinch 5 років тому +7

      JAZZYLEE RACER ha haaaaa

  • @thepolitegamer1966
    @thepolitegamer1966 4 роки тому +8184

    “We aren’t racist, we hate everyone equally”
    -Space Marine

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 3 роки тому +186

      Imperion: we hate heretics and xenos. Doesn't matter who.

    • @defintely-not-toast7611
      @defintely-not-toast7611 3 роки тому +164

      Can’t be racist if you hate everyone

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 роки тому +121

      Can't be racist if you destroyed the concept of race, because the Emperor said it was, [C R I N G E]

    • @martinjonasson5026
      @martinjonasson5026 3 роки тому +58

      Except people of our own race.
      And faith.
      And loyalty.
      And who are identical to us in every way.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +45

      I mean it's the human species. it's not racist to hate eldar or orks. it'd be species-ist, I guess. But not racist.

  • @eddie_the_underlord_cow3459
    @eddie_the_underlord_cow3459 10 місяців тому +134

    Ah yes the space marines take their healing knowledge from the ultimate space marine, Doomguy (Doomguy was a marine. He was in space. Therefore Doomguy is a space marine)

    • @Ace-Thirteen
      @Ace-Thirteen 5 місяців тому +7

      And in eternal you actually get health and armor from killing demons. (At least with flame belch)

    • @eddie_the_underlord_cow3459
      @eddie_the_underlord_cow3459 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Ace-Thirteen I know, I have hundreds of hours in the game.

    • @sabre2-724
      @sabre2-724 5 місяців тому

      yeah in some ways you can say both do rip and tear... only exception is the slayer does it way longer

  • @maciekgrodzinski9133
    @maciekgrodzinski9133 5 років тому +1733

    "Blood Ravens didnt stole anything."
    Have you noticed that after they landed, the titan suddenly disappeared?

    • @silverbolt67
      @silverbolt67 5 років тому +169

      Wait wha?! THOSE BLOODY MAGPIES

    • @lokikinch
      @lokikinch 5 років тому +35

      Maciek Grodziński it never left the manofactorum and after leaving the manofactorum you go STRAIGHT TO THE SPIRE

    • @MartaTzu
      @MartaTzu 5 років тому +74

      @@lokikinch So, it is stolen or not stolen until you can check it again, which is ulikely to happen. The Shroedinger titan.

    • @JordanSmith-yi3ji
      @JordanSmith-yi3ji 5 років тому +80

      @Julian Monette The Blood Ravens rode in on a Ultramarine Thunderhawk (is that what they're called?), so that was stolen too. With the Ultramarines still inside.

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 5 років тому +52

      Just because the Blood Ravens didn't steal it right away doesn't mean they didn't come back later with something big enough to move it.

  • @kadiyamsrikar9565
    @kadiyamsrikar9565 4 роки тому +381

    My favorite scene
    Nerdy space marine : "CODEX ASTARTES doesn't support this action "
    Blood Marine : "Shut the f**k up , Leonardes
    " FOR THE EMPRAH"

  • @thepolitegamer1966
    @thepolitegamer1966 4 роки тому +5627

    “I can’t be racist to a race that doesn’t exist.”
    -Space Marine
    Edit: Huh, neat

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 4 роки тому +72

      Freezer be like.

    • @Raeinok
      @Raeinok 4 роки тому +41

      @@eliavi3251 Have you ever heard about the planet Vegeta?

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 4 роки тому +32

      @@Raeinok Planet Vegeta?

    • @Dean123123100
      @Dean123123100 4 роки тому +8

      @@eliavi3251 dragon ball

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 4 роки тому +25

      @@Dean123123100 That's the joke.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 роки тому +169

    "Nobody likes the Tau because nobody likes dumb space communists."
    You had me on the "not liking them" side at the name alone, that later bit is just icing on the "Duty Reporting" cake.

    • @HPWRussio
      @HPWRussio Рік тому +12

      Funny that Tau are not clearly Communists. Because real Communism destroy any castes and stratums, but Tau has so much castes like Earth, Fire, Air and etc

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 7 місяців тому +5

      @@HPWRussio I found an unironic _"real communism has never been tried"_ redditor

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 7 місяців тому +8

      @@lastmanstanding5423 No, that is Marx's definition.
      Socialism (has been tried): Public ownership of the means of production
      Communism (next step, has not been tried): That + abolishing social classes, money, and the state.

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 7 місяців тому +4

      @@theregalproletariat found another one :)

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 7 місяців тому

      That's not what he was talking about, but ok. Found the braindead NCD poster​@@lastmanstanding5423

  • @thudlite4319
    @thudlite4319 2 роки тому +1425

    Fun fact: Orks are so unintelligent that their weapons only work because they have a gestalt psychic field that causes their weapons to work because they believe that the weapons work. When cracked open by several Mechanicus, even the vehicles are just random metal pieces welded onto four wheels that even the Mechanicus couldn’t figure out how to start.

    • @crows_are_superior4464
      @crows_are_superior4464 Рік тому +222

      To be fair the mechanicus doesn’t even know how their own shit works

    • @MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA
      @MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA Рік тому +173

      The Mechanicus is the equivalent of inheriting a load of shit from your dad. The Orks do what they can with what they got and what they got is metal pipes and hope. And by god its all they need

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +62

      They have rolldown windows so they can preform drive-by's on enemy spacecraft

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 Рік тому +87

      Remember that they don’t use communication device to speak from SPACE ship to space ship
      They just have an ork that speak REALLY LOUD
      Somehow that work SOMEHOW
      Same for breathing in a vacuum
      As long a they don’t know they can’t, they can do it

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +25

      @@galomir833 they have windows that roll down incase they want to do a drive by on a passing space ship

  • @brittlespy9083
    @brittlespy9083 4 роки тому +544

    I was told the best way to explain 40K to a new comer is just to say "You decided to side with the space Nazis because Cthulhu was kinda scary"

    • @Madheim777
      @Madheim777 3 роки тому +56

      and the best thing is that isnt inaccurate at all X'D

    • @fieldmarshalrommel9495
      @fieldmarshalrommel9495 3 роки тому +14

      Best way to say it

    • @gipsydanger5802
      @gipsydanger5802 3 роки тому +9

      the black templars do have a cross

    • @Flaxdosh
      @Flaxdosh 3 роки тому +14

      Space romans to be exact

    • @thedoctor8527
      @thedoctor8527 3 роки тому +5

      Or better yet just u screaming for the emperor for a couple hours while slaughtering other species that arent u

  • @avocadotoast6369
    @avocadotoast6369 3 роки тому +1179

    "What's the only thing defending US from THEM? Space Marines! :D"
    *cries in ceaseless slaughter of Astra Militarum*

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 3 роки тому +108

      "How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?"
      Astra militarum cries even harder

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 роки тому +18

      FOR THE EMPRA

    • @l0singzanity1
      @l0singzanity1 2 роки тому +31

      *They held the line for 10,000 years!*

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 2 роки тому +31

      The planet cracked before the guard did

    • @theeyeofodin4414
      @theeyeofodin4414 2 роки тому +13

      Astra Mili-what now? You're in the Imperial Guard now, son

  • @johnjackson9459
    @johnjackson9459 3 місяці тому +83

    Aged so fucking well😊

    • @prodeadpool2o
      @prodeadpool2o 3 місяці тому +3

      Really hoping to see a space marine 2 video

    • @isaacshenton9330
      @isaacshenton9330 2 місяці тому

      @@prodeadpool2o im sure we will

  • @bass-dc9175
    @bass-dc9175 5 років тому +1049

    "As you may have seen, it is shooting down all of our support vessels ..."
    "ENGAGING WARPSPIDER! AAAAAHH A WARPSPIDER!"
    Perfection

  • @ryanmorris6755
    @ryanmorris6755 5 років тому +1606

    "Second Leftenant Mira, 203rd Cadian Regiment."
    "IT IS THE BANEBLADE."

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 5 років тому +139

      ENGAGING WARP SPIDER!
      "Come with m-*"
      AAAAAAAH A WARP SPIDER!

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 5 років тому +24

      "They keep shooting us down"
      *WARP SPIDERS*

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 4 роки тому +7

      CREEEEEEEEEED!!!

    • @cl4p-tp76
      @cl4p-tp76 4 роки тому +5

      Something something crack is whack

  • @commissaryarrick9939
    @commissaryarrick9939 5 років тому +1542

    Russian badger: the only defense is space marines
    Guardsmen: am I a joke to you?

  • @skrtch
    @skrtch 3 місяці тому +28

    Badger needs to get the crew together for Space Marine 2

  • @strikerecho2592
    @strikerecho2592 3 роки тому +5717

    Finds out a sequel to this game has been announced: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

  • @WhimsicalCreature457
    @WhimsicalCreature457 4 роки тому +968

    “Hippity, hoppity, where the f**k is my property?” and “Something, something... Crack is whack.” are possibly now my two favorite lines of all time.

  • @minigamer1967
    @minigamer1967 5 років тому +786

    "The enemies ARE the health kits!"
    DOOM Slayer: 👍

    • @nowhere474
      @nowhere474 5 років тому +11

      Doom Slayer FEARS SLY MARBO!!!

    • @JustLetMeUseNPC
      @JustLetMeUseNPC 5 років тому +12

      DOOM LOVES THAT!

    • @kamchatmonk
      @kamchatmonk 5 років тому +24

      DOOM Slayer would fit right in with W40k.

    • @krysc3278
      @krysc3278 5 років тому +7

      @@nowhere474 more than fear, i think it would be a mutual respect, both are unstopable forces of nature too angries to die.

    • @convoy034
      @convoy034 5 років тому +5

      DOOM Slayer: I approve this

  • @SuperNoobz22
    @SuperNoobz22 4 місяці тому +20

    CANNOT WAIT FOR BADGER TO MAKE A VID ON SPACE MARINE 2 LETS GOOOOOOO

  • @imv_3641
    @imv_3641 6 років тому +5296

    99% Casualty rate. *Victory*

    • @TheDarkkilla12
      @TheDarkkilla12 6 років тому +367

      IMV _ You call Stalingrad a bad time? We call that a Tuesday.

    • @mihos11
      @mihos11 6 років тому +191

      And nothing of worth was lost that day

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 6 років тому +131

      IMV *BROTHER, I WILL RESPAWN!*

    • @taylormotyl5085
      @taylormotyl5085 6 років тому +51

      ... war... War never changes...

    • @Goose_VFA1
      @Goose_VFA1 6 років тому +80

      You're in the guard now son

  • @novasolarius8763
    @novasolarius8763 5 років тому +1201

    "Don't ask me how these characters roll in this much armour, it's a long story."
    The armour is basically a tiny mech. Done.

    • @theadministrator8704
      @theadministrator8704 5 років тому +83

      Nova Solarius it’s called the black carapace.. allowing the Astartes to fully interface with the suit... letting the marine feel what the armor is feeling...

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 5 років тому +36

      @@theadministrator8704 That alone doesn't explain how they can roll in it. Marines are strong, but even they can't function that well when wearing such a heavy suit of armour without assistance.

    • @theadministrator8704
      @theadministrator8704 5 років тому +25

      Nova Solarius do you know what the black carapace is?

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 5 років тому +13

      @@theadministrator8704 Yes. It's the implant that permits a Marine to interface with power armour.

    • @theadministrator8704
      @theadministrator8704 5 років тому +1

      Nova Solarius okay

  • @NemesisRose
    @NemesisRose 3 роки тому +779

    This game is getting a sequel and I really hope Badger plays it when it comes out

  • @thegammer2117
    @thegammer2117 3 місяці тому +40

    Anyone else here hoping badger does a video on the sequel?

    • @Royal-fl2oe
      @Royal-fl2oe 3 місяці тому

      Absolutely yes

    • @MellowHolloww
      @MellowHolloww 3 місяці тому

      Hell yea.

    • @timothywillox8564
      @timothywillox8564 3 місяці тому

      He’s probably actively working on it now. It’ll be a couple of months probably, but it’s gonna be a banger.

    • @ajspin2642
      @ajspin2642 3 місяці тому

      Yesyes

  • @florbsstreampile6802
    @florbsstreampile6802 6 років тому +796

    Marines : STOP RESISTING!!!
    Space Marines : STOP EXISTING!!!

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +42

      Da Juhasch "welcome to the grim darkness of the future, fun isn't allowed, happiness is banned peace doesn't exist, and *THERE IS ONLY WAR!* "
      Sounds like games workshop knew Trump was going to be president

    • @Airguardian
      @Airguardian 6 років тому +4

      True Space Marines: CEASE.

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG 6 років тому +7

      @@darrianweathington1923 wot?

    • @gamingwolf4423
      @gamingwolf4423 6 років тому +10

      Borg: resistance is futile
      Space marines: existing is futile

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 5 років тому +1

      @@darrianweathington1923 Now do the motto from the Ork's perspective.

  • @HeCometh232
    @HeCometh232 6 років тому +1000

    Imagine a space marine at school
    "how do you get to school"
    "pure rage"

    • @nickfiggy28
      @nickfiggy28 6 років тому +50

      [SCREAMING EXTERNALLY]

    • @sergiosukamto415
      @sergiosukamto415 5 років тому +2

      @DankDank Vader wait there is no wolf in fenris

    • @codyzuniga5504
      @codyzuniga5504 5 років тому +5

      Now I love 40k

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 5 років тому +2

      Pure rage is how you get into the angry marines but they werent canon

    • @romeisfallingagain
      @romeisfallingagain 5 років тому +1

      @DankDank Vader space wolf checking in. can confirm

  • @MC_Grex
    @MC_Grex 6 років тому +1363

    “Tune in next time where we make fun of the salamanders.”
    Still waiting on that badger.

    • @mattpelter
      @mattpelter 6 років тому +83

      I just found this video and frantically searched for the “salamander” video because I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a WK40k video since Bruva Alfabusa’s If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Device.

    • @MC_Grex
      @MC_Grex 6 років тому +24

      @@mattpelter I know right? admittedly i had watched it when it came out but his best of 2018 reminded me of a promise that desperately needs to be fulfilled!

    • @Pumpkin42O
      @Pumpkin42O 5 років тому +18

      He cant because you cant make fun of the guys so badass they sit in there base taking in radiation constantly

    • @joshuawittenberg8975
      @joshuawittenberg8975 5 років тому +28

      But Salamanders are the best chapter!

    • @christophermadsen1104
      @christophermadsen1104 5 років тому

      @@joshuawittenberg8975 no

  • @joetitus3504
    @joetitus3504 3 місяці тому +29

    Who’s here after Space Marine 2 came out?

  • @alteredbeast7145
    @alteredbeast7145 4 роки тому +1518

    "Dumbass weaboo space commys" is actually a fairly accurate summation of the Tau. Also, fun Astarte power is they can see peoples memories by eating them.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 роки тому +77

      I mean Tau literally had Gundams

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 4 роки тому +108

      some can... some of the geneseeds have degraded to the point that various chapters have lost certain abilities that were supposed to be common amongst all Space Marines. Acid Saliva is another one that is missing from some chapters. Also, just to be complete some chapter's geneseed has mutated to the environment from which that chapter gains it's recruits. The space wolves and salamanders are good examples of this.

    • @Dabluemoon93
      @Dabluemoon93 4 роки тому +15

      Honestly tau look like fish people.

    • @picklesandnori
      @picklesandnori 3 роки тому +31

      Just like weebs they have no idea how to use swords lol

    • @opusmagnus26
      @opusmagnus26 3 роки тому +25

      From what I was told one time in VRChat during a PVP event or so, the correct term is "Weaboo Space Socialist". To that, I say "Weaboo Space Socialist-Communists" or "Weaboo Space Communist-Socialists". I kind of like the Tau. They're the first race I picked for my first DoW: Soulstorm campaign.

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 4 роки тому +338

    "What's the only thing guarding us from them?"
    A Guardsman with a flashlight. He has stood watch of man for millenia, his body the shield upon which the imperium of man hides beneath when the darkness stretches out before us

    • @darrenwang8879
      @darrenwang8879 3 роки тому +16

      The sledgehammer of the Imperium! The undefeated wall of guns!

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 3 роки тому +5

      The planet beaches before the guard did

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 6 років тому +801

    Step 1: Purge Xenos
    Step 2: Purge Heresy
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

    • @benman448
      @benman448 6 років тому +5

      Why Purge the Xenos, When you can become food for the swarm

    • @jokerface1404
      @jokerface1404 6 років тому +5

      Could Step 3 be "PROFIT" ?

    • @rebelfleetcommander5138
      @rebelfleetcommander5138 6 років тому +22

      Step: 3 STEAL PROPERTY

    • @waffleblitzkrieg1765
      @waffleblitzkrieg1765 6 років тому +7

      ssetp3 repeat steps 1 and 2 until you run out of ammo the proceed to bet them do death with their friends bodys

    • @jokerface1404
      @jokerface1404 6 років тому +4

      I'm down with that step

  • @mr_demeanor6008
    @mr_demeanor6008 3 місяці тому +4

    This is the best, most beginner friendly, explanation of 40k I've ever come across.

  • @aaaknowkneemoos4811
    @aaaknowkneemoos4811 5 років тому +1053

    "think of them as religion death fueled machines"
    well the emperor dislikes that

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 років тому +116

      All hail the Man-Emperor

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 років тому +47

      A religious death machine is harder to fight than a freaking Ork hord. The Faithful don't stop even in death!

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 5 років тому +36

      @@timewellspent8137 ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

    • @Ratgraz
      @Ratgraz 5 років тому +18

      @@dr.vikyll7466 THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

    • @furiaitalica6704
      @furiaitalica6704 5 років тому +10

      @@Ratgraz the emperor attacc

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT 4 роки тому +807

    "The enemies _ARE_ the health kits!"
    Doom Slayer: *You don't say?*

    • @captaingalaxy5265
      @captaingalaxy5265 4 роки тому +30

      Warhammer is the OG Doom

    • @tairasoul.
      @tairasoul. 4 роки тому +49

      As someone who has played doom 2016 and will be playing doom eternal soon, the enemies are indeed just medkits.

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 3 роки тому +24

      Cannon fodder? You mean living breathing ammo boxes?

    • @opusmagnus26
      @opusmagnus26 3 роки тому +25

      @@ninja6245-real Both actually. You regain both health and ammo types via Glory Kills.

    • @pohja4552
      @pohja4552 3 роки тому +6

      Check release dates broski

  • @liamtaplin5091
    @liamtaplin5091 4 роки тому +199

    The bolter used is a .998 Godwyn Pattern, which is a standard weapon for Space Marines (as much as anything involving Space Marines can be standard, anyway). It fires a .998 self-propelled explosive tipped round, which is roughly analogous to the 25x137mm round fired by the M242 Bushmaster chain gun, which is used most notably in the Bradley fighting vehicle

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV 3 роки тому +32

      The .998 does not refer to the calibre of the Bolter shell. That's a mistake Badger makes in the video: Space Marine Bolters are chambered in .75 calibre, with rounds measuring roughly 20x50mm, and the Imperium also has smaller .50 calibre bolters that can be used by ordinary humans.
      The .998 refers to the year the weapon was designed or implemented, the 998th year of an (unnamed) Millennium, possibly 998.M40, aka the year 39998.
      The HEAVY Bolter does fire '1 calibre' rounds, which would be closer to the Bushmaster's long 25mm.

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 3 роки тому

      thought that was a 40mm bofors wat de hek

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 3 роки тому +10

      @@AremStefaniaK it's a purge rock that's sole purpose is to deliver the emperor's will. end of discussion.

    • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
      @themanformerlyknownascomme777 2 роки тому +2

      @@AremStefaniaK I mean, in actual scale the Bolter is 60mm but in lore it's .75 caliber (20mm, .998 is 25mm)

    • @jackgeorge9478
      @jackgeorge9478 2 роки тому +1

      Ok, ok, but, it’s still a big bullet

  • @MG-Makes
    @MG-Makes 2 роки тому +78

    Can't wait for a badger Darktide video

  • @miguelluisgorospe8417
    @miguelluisgorospe8417 5 років тому +614

    1:45 "Even gods may die!"
    Religious aliens: *sweats*

    • @humantwist-offcap9514
      @humantwist-offcap9514 5 років тому +21

      ArcanePanzer I am still trying to figure out which DoW unit says this line because it’s the most hardcore shit ever

    • @turkay67turkay
      @turkay67turkay 5 років тому +5

      @@humantwist-offcap9514 Blood Ravens

    • @cc-bk3tx
      @cc-bk3tx 5 років тому +3

      @@humantwist-offcap9514 that is the Chaos lord

    • @necrorifter3059
      @necrorifter3059 4 роки тому +13

      @Diabetic_T-Rex Space Marines: EVEN GODS MAY DIE!
      God-Emperor of Mankind: [Sweats nervously]

    • @ty_thebigbug4791
      @ty_thebigbug4791 4 роки тому +4

      Laughs in greater good

  • @Barga6464
    @Barga6464 6 років тому +856

    I dont suppose youd think about doing a mod for this game with YOUR voiceover?

    • @Barga6464
      @Barga6464 6 років тому +28

      cmonlets get a few more likes to get his attention

    • @nikobellic4203
      @nikobellic4203 6 років тому +83

      "Hippity hoppity where the FUCK is my property?"

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 6 років тому +3

      FUND IT!

    • @preetamdasika7636
      @preetamdasika7636 5 років тому +12

      That's the thing, I cant tell when its the game or its him with the blood marine voice

    • @rrockt3830
      @rrockt3830 5 років тому +2

      Shut Up and take my money and make it

  • @MrQuantumInc
    @MrQuantumInc 5 років тому +555

    Warhammer 40K: Space Marine was exactly five years ahead of its time because Doom 2016 was extremely similar but vastly more successful. A buff guy in armor, on another planet, fighting demons, when your health gets low you stun an enemy and activate a special finishing move, there's a story but the protagonist doesn't really care, if you run low on ammo you bring out the chainsaw/sword, etc.

    • @justanordinaryguy._.7399
      @justanordinaryguy._.7399 4 роки тому +53

      Doom Slayer would like to cooperate with Space Marine

    • @drsoe08
      @drsoe08 4 роки тому +14

      Captain Titus would casualy fuckstomp the Doomslayer.

    • @RukaGoldheart
      @RukaGoldheart 4 роки тому +49

      @@drsoe08 I'll have to halt you right there sir. Your knowledge of more is far too limited to make such assumptions

    • @amandeepgill5206
      @amandeepgill5206 4 роки тому +36

      @@RukaGoldheart
      Doomguy killed a titan without superpowers and all by himself. Now he has a preator suit and has been blessed by the seraphim, he killed the Kahn Maykyr who is technically a God type figure
      and the icon of sin, which is said that will literally grow stronger the longer he stays on earth and make a giant blackhole to swallow all of creation.

    • @RukaGoldheart
      @RukaGoldheart 4 роки тому +7

      @@amandeepgill5206 having played the last two games I already know this

  • @MarkMark-yr4xq
    @MarkMark-yr4xq Рік тому +13

    This is the video that got me into Warhammer 40K.

  • @PedroMM193
    @PedroMM193 5 років тому +234

    Blood Ravens: So... The only thing stopping us from Exterminatus is the Titan?
    *Steals Titan so the planet can go kaboom.*

  • @bobmalone3726
    @bobmalone3726 6 років тому +777

    “And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.”
    * Triggered commissar *

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 6 років тому +58

      "How many guardsmen does it takes to empty a belt-fed bolter ? Let's find out, shall we ?"

    • @NunofyaFB
      @NunofyaFB 6 років тому +60

      “For each of us who falls, ten more shall take his place!”

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 6 років тому +48

      THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 6 років тому +52

      @@spirz4557
      Commissar :" We have more Men, than they have Ammo. SQUAD, FIX BAYONETTS AND READY FOR CHARGE."

    • @WintersTheSixth
      @WintersTheSixth 6 років тому +10

      *TRIGGERED IQUISITOR*

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 4 роки тому +317

    Orkz: " *WAAAAGH!!!* "
    Blood Ravens: " *WAAAAGH!!!* "s right back!

    • @M3ta1Head1
      @M3ta1Head1 3 роки тому +17

      I believe the Blood Raven pronunciation would be *a-hem*: AaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!

  • @colecote1432
    @colecote1432 3 місяці тому +22

    Who’s here 2024 for the sequel boys??

  • @xofurs9805
    @xofurs9805 5 років тому +926

    Nobody:
    Space Marine: ITS THE BANEBLADE!!!!!!

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 років тому +78

      A WARP SPIDER
      AAAAAA. A WARP SPIDER

    • @sanctuaryasmr5261
      @sanctuaryasmr5261 5 років тому +36

      ENGAGING WARP SPIDER

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy 5 років тому +19

      I swear to God, this is literally just Krieg from Borderlands 2 in a power armor. Shouting incoherently to the wind. I am in tears.

    • @sanctuaryasmr5261
      @sanctuaryasmr5261 5 років тому +2

      @@92edoy ahhhhhh favorite character of all time

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 5 років тому +10

      @@92edoy Well the Death Korps of *Krieg* IS a thing.

  • @Ocrosara23
    @Ocrosara23 5 років тому +299

    "It's not about the plotting, it's about the PURGING"
    This was the line that made me buy the game. Thank you, man. I haven't played a game like this in a long time.

    • @ShadowofaMermaid
      @ShadowofaMermaid 5 років тому +2

      That's pretty much what made me get it yesterday too. Oh. and it was on sale for 5 bucks.

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 років тому

      Lucky you

    • @iamalpharius9483
      @iamalpharius9483 5 років тому +1

      Try out Space Hulk: Deathwing too.
      But first watch badgers OVER THE TOP funny Heavy Flamer Heresy on it.
      Unbelievable

  • @London688
    @London688 Рік тому +3

    "Hippity Hoppity, Where the f--- is my property." - Random Blood Raven 2023 ( 13:15 )

  • @ИльясИзбасаров-ч9э
    @ИльясИзбасаров-ч9э 5 років тому +421

    0:59 They are crafted by the Emperor to purge heretics
    The Emperor in 30k: Excuse me, purge who?

    • @amandeepgill5206
      @amandeepgill5206 4 роки тому +45

      Emperor of man: Wait-
      ....
      Shit! *facepalm*

    • @konokooooo
      @konokooooo 4 роки тому +10

      What is this mean heretics?

    • @timothylaranjo5109
      @timothylaranjo5109 4 роки тому +18

      Lmao I laughed at this shit when half of the space marines became corrupted and almost killed the emperor

    • @tacoblude8208
      @tacoblude8208 4 роки тому +67

      Emperor: *wakes up*
      “Must of dosed off for a second.”
      “Our glorious God emperor has returned”
      “The fuck did you call me?”

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 4 роки тому +3

      To purge xenos scum from our world

  • @edgerobber
    @edgerobber 3 роки тому +326

    Slamming an Orc so hard that the axe hovers back and the blood is swung off as it returns to the Force Sensitive Blood Marine is now my favorite finisher in video games.

  • @Author_Paluthor
    @Author_Paluthor 6 років тому +201

    "And what's the only thing defending us and them you might ask?SPACE MARINES
    *As BILLIONS of Imperial Guards get eviscerated by the second desperately trying to hold a line of trenches probably outnumbered on some backwater world that probably doesn't even matter*
    Oh hey Imperial Guards are in the game! 08:58

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 5 років тому +18

      They do the job of providing a proper speed bump so the Space Marines can show up and take all the credit

    • @deltawaffles6015
      @deltawaffles6015 5 років тому

      You must be new to Warhammer

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 5 років тому +3

      @@deltawaffles6015 not really actually

    • @yannickgobel2431
      @yannickgobel2431 5 років тому +1

      they hold up long enough until the real military comes along , lol

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 5 років тому +4

      @@yannickgobel2431space Marines are more like special forces.

  • @plaguedoctor5145
    @plaguedoctor5145 3 місяці тому +7

    Watching this while playing Space Marine 2. Praise the Emperor

  • @Sam-ep2yo
    @Sam-ep2yo 6 років тому +539

    Ah, yes. The ancient war-cry of the Imperium, said to have first been called out on the field of battle by the God-Emperor himself...
    *_SOMETHING SOMETHING_*
    *_C R A C K I S W H A C K_*

    • @borodmislovich8239
      @borodmislovich8239 6 років тому +44

      The way he purges heretics? Whack!
      The way he purge xenos? Whack!
      The way he taps that big tiddy eldar booty? Whack!

    • @ddavis5708
      @ddavis5708 5 років тому +7

      Man emperor. How dare you lower what he his to the ranks of the chaos gods

    • @BloodofAngelS2
      @BloodofAngelS2 5 років тому +4

      No it's something something charge

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 5 років тому +5

      Honestly, I could totally see the Text-To-Speech Emperor do that.

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 5 років тому +1

      *W h A c K*

  • @psychogunner7062
    @psychogunner7062 5 років тому +399

    "Something something, crack is whack"
    -- Spess Mehreen, 41st Millennium

  • @iamme8359
    @iamme8359 4 роки тому +267

    “That’s just like fireing a self-propelled can of Red Bull that explodes after penetrating a target”
    So it’s like firing a regular can of Red Bull

  • @marcusclark8811
    @marcusclark8811 3 місяці тому +10

    So like.. he’s working on a video for space marine 2 right? I just wanted to make sure

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 6 років тому +337

    “And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.”
    * Angry Imperial Guard Noises *

    • @steirqwe7956
      @steirqwe7956 5 років тому +20

      Space marines may be fancy and chad, but Baneblades are driven by the guardsmen.

    • @daveemerson6549
      @daveemerson6549 5 років тому +3

      You have a point......but what's the only thing standing between the Guard and complete annihilation?

    • @ΒαγγέληςΠρίντεζης
      @ΒαγγέληςΠρίντεζης 5 років тому +17

      @@daveemerson6549 10 trillion other guardsmen. Imperial guard have more sholdiers than the enemy got bullets

    • @hairypancake
      @hairypancake 5 років тому +14

      As cool as the SMs are, the Guard are the back-bone of the Imperium. A single guardsman might be a joke but he's got a trillion buddies at his side and just all the heavy armor you could possibly imagine.

    • @jacekjasinski4171
      @jacekjasinski4171 5 років тому +6

      Guard is the Hammer of the Imperium for a reason, they fight most of battles, they siege for decades, they hold the line for another decades. SMs are just shock troops, they have too sheer numbers to hold any territory or fight a regular battle for long, they deplete too fast. SMs are rather the scalpel of the imperium. U want that warboss assassinated? Send SMs. Oh, the eldar are doing their heretical sorcery on your forge world? Send SMs to deal with it fast. SMs are cool and sickly powerful, but still there's not enough of them to make a regular fighting force.

  • @drizztiley8740
    @drizztiley8740 6 років тому +295

    For those intrigued by this. Here's the rundown
    Orks: Orcs that can salvage anything to work for them and have cockey accents
    Xenos: human term for anything alien.
    Imperium of Man: a dystopia empire of humanity. The good guys...despite being a mixture of the Holy Roman Empire and the Third Riech.
    Space Marine: super-human genetically enhanced and near immortal.
    Imperial Guard: regular humans. Disposable
    Emperor- incredibly powerful man with god-like powers and is ironically worshiped as a God nowadays. Currently in a state of undeath holding back the warp, which is....
    Warp: remember hell in Doom? That but 1,000,000 times worse. Realm of chaos. Bad guys domain
    Chaos Marines: Evil space marines that serve chaos
    Weapons
    Bolters: basically a fully automatic RPGs.
    Chainsword. Exactly what it sounds like. And no, didn't rip off GoW. Warhammer 40K is twice as old as me. I'm 20 so yeah....
    Power weapons: weapons covered with a energy field that separates what it comes in contact with at a molecular level. It's nuts.
    Thunder Hammer. You know power weapons? That but instead of cutting it just pounds you into nothing. Cause [redacted ] you.
    Not sure if I missed anything. Just know that warhammer is the most over the top sci-fi setting.
    If you had a dial of sci-fi ridiculousness and brutality Star wars and trek wound be between 2-4. Statecraft maybe 5. Halo is a 5.
    40K keeps turning the dial pass 10 until it breaks. Welcome to the grimdark future. Now go purge in the name of the Emperor

    • @cadianguardian
      @cadianguardian 6 років тому +16

      Drizzt Iley WH40K isn't sci-fi, since there is warp and daemons and related stuff, it's more like techno fantasy, like Warhammer Fantasy Battles (Age of Sigmar now) pimped with genetics, chainswords, baneblades and giant piloted titans

    • @benmoore1577
      @benmoore1577 6 років тому +7

      That’s a lot of lore

    • @DatBrasss
      @DatBrasss 6 років тому +28

      I'm gonna channel my inner space commie and say the Farsight Enclaves T'au are the closest things to "good guys" in the setting. Don't get me wrong, Imperium is cool, but... not the good guys.

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori 6 років тому +22

      Dat Brass
      The Imperium of Man are the good guys. They are fighting for the survival of mankind... Oh, and better dead than red (found 40k through Fire Warrior on the PS2, Tau will always be one of my favorite factions).

    • @Spidehman
      @Spidehman 6 років тому +20

      Just a shame the Ork leaders are all such nobs.

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 6 років тому +492

    *ENGAGING WARP SPIDER.*
    *AAHHHH.*
    *A WARP SPIDER.*

  • @xXCAPTAINWOLFYXx
    @xXCAPTAINWOLFYXx 3 місяці тому +44

    Okay whos here from SpaceMarine 2

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 5 років тому +254

    "How does it feel to get KRUMPED by a member of your own race!?"
    When it comes to Orks? Feels like Tuesday. If there's no non-Orks to fight, they gladly fight each other.

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 4 роки тому

      As illustrated awesomely in Deff Skwadron

  • @run2u520
    @run2u520 5 років тому +560

    I have a question.
    Do Ultramarines and Blood Ravens flash gang signs at each other?

    • @thomassheffer9199
      @thomassheffer9199 5 років тому +136

      That’s the dark angels and the salamanders my guy

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 5 років тому +51

      Or the black templar and the angry marines (if you are not obssed with canon enougth)

    • @TheLegend1800
      @TheLegend1800 5 років тому +208

      Actually, they do.
      The Ultramarines salute to the Blood Ravens in a passive aggressive way to show their support for their fellow Marines while also showing that they are the superior Marines due to following the Codex Astartes closer than the Blood Ravens.
      In response, the Blood Ravens show the Ultramarines the Ultramarine's bolters that the Blood Ravens just stole.

    • @run2u520
      @run2u520 5 років тому +24

      TheLegend1800 And then those Blood Ravens were subsequently mowed down by a small team of Ultramarines with storm bolters riding in a rhino transport while shooting their guns sideways.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +21

      @@TheLegend1800 Hah! I can just imagine the blood ravens wearing a ultramarine pauldron as a necklace with the ultima segmentum rendered into a toilet seat with a turd in the "bowl"

  • @cyrinthale2469
    @cyrinthale2469 5 років тому +685

    Hippity hoppity
    I'm here for you property

  • @thomasdeakin8486
    @thomasdeakin8486 3 місяці тому +2

    I used to watch this and the Heavy Flamer Heresy video over and over whilst building my first Ultramarines army back in 2019.

  • @Ducaso
    @Ducaso 6 років тому +543

    *FOR THE EMPEROR!*
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @falseprophet1415
      @falseprophet1415 6 років тому +16

      I can't even hold it together mid-rage before busting a gut laughing.

    • @vasyasedreev3976
      @vasyasedreev3976 6 років тому +12

      *a legendary SLY MARBOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPROAAAACHES*

    • @MusingMageofDisney
      @MusingMageofDisney 6 років тому +7

      *DIE, HERETICS. YYYUM!!*

    • @bigoof1610
      @bigoof1610 6 років тому +6

      *PURGE THEM IN FLAME*

    • @MusingMageofDisney
      @MusingMageofDisney 6 років тому +6

      *ABANDON REASON!! KNOW ONLY WAR!!*

  • @Registered_Simp
    @Registered_Simp 6 років тому +188

    "I came here to do two things and two things only: purge heretics and steal property, and I already stole your property, so let's do this"
    CEASE... YOUR... HERESY!!!!!

  • @Its_Me_Romano
    @Its_Me_Romano 6 років тому +3763

    Hello there citizens how goes the pu...
    *BY THE EMPEROR*

    • @comradedima9791
      @comradedima9791 6 років тому +64

      we need to purge all the heretic brother

    • @stormsreach2519
      @stormsreach2519 6 років тому +50

      THEY WILL BURN IN HOLY FIRE!

    • @besttosterboi2335
      @besttosterboi2335 6 років тому +50

      The perfect war cry for fighting tau “Get out of the Emperor’s universe you dirty anime-love-spacecommies”

    • @apexghoul9095
      @apexghoul9095 6 років тому +13

      Even gods they die!!!!!!

    • @techpriestessfeeb2780
      @techpriestessfeeb2780 6 років тому +1

      that's my cue

  • @ButteredBanshee
    @ButteredBanshee 3 місяці тому +10

    Cant wait to see your reaction to number 2 is 3 years

  • @lordcommissarspartan
    @lordcommissarspartan 6 років тому +1063

    Technically the Guard are the stalwart defenders of the imperium. Spesh Mahreens are only deployed when they can be asked

    • @shadeofsound23
      @shadeofsound23 6 років тому +138

      The millistratum... The adeptus.. the ... dammit...
      THE WALL OF GUNS.

    • @crplsteve
      @crplsteve 6 років тому +53

      @@shadeofsound23 *Wall of Bayonets*

    • @bradenwindsor3429
      @bradenwindsor3429 6 років тому +9

      HERESY

    • @illuvitarv5
      @illuvitarv5 6 років тому +17

      Well wtf are they doing the rest of the time? Praying?

    • @crplsteve
      @crplsteve 6 років тому +48

      @@illuvitarv5 There like less than a million space marines in the imperium spread out across the galaxy, its hard for them to respond to every threat, but yes they do spend a lot of time in prayer, it takes up almost as much time as their combat training. The IG on the otherhand are trillions strong and are essentially the second line of offense/defense in the imperium, the first being the PDF.

  • @relictusimperator8647
    @relictusimperator8647 6 років тому +256

    I love how Warboss Shrek complains about them trying stealing his loot when originally he stole it from the Imperium

    • @peacekeeper7778
      @peacekeeper7778 6 років тому +26

      Nelson Pham: LOL That's Ork Logic for ya: "If I wantz it, I getz it. And I'll krump anyone who sez othawize!!!"

    • @TheGrandOracle
      @TheGrandOracle 6 років тому +20

      And remember He stole it from some blood ravens which is another level of irony

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 6 років тому +9

      he was a blood raven sleeper agent all along in order to steal the titan.

    • @loreseer9553
      @loreseer9553 6 років тому +9

      OI! Wat do you fink are ya doin'? Stealin' sumefin' we roitfully stole? NO WAI!!!

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior 6 років тому

      I dare you to call him shrek to his face!

  • @ChargeJN
    @ChargeJN 3 роки тому +80

    11:00 “If you ever wanted to enter bullet time as a badass space marine.”
    Id, making Doom Eternal: “Interesting.”

  • @darthjarjar578
    @darthjarjar578 3 місяці тому +10

    Who’s here rewatching this waiting for badger’s video to drop on the sequel 👀

  • @ketavis3880
    @ketavis3880 6 років тому +101

    Honestly it makes me so happy to see that Badger is teaching his fans the words of the emperor. FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @Scarabskid
    @Scarabskid 6 років тому +327

    crip marines: .....
    blood angel marines: FOR THE EMPORER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 6 років тому +23

      also blood angel marines: hippity hoppity WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PROPERTY?!

    • @Chad5895
      @Chad5895 6 років тому +12

      also, its blood raven, not blood angel :((

    • @Scarabskid
      @Scarabskid 6 років тому +1

      @@Chad5895 there is also blood angels not just blood ravens

    • @Chad5895
      @Chad5895 6 років тому +5

      @@Scarabskid of course, but the mod he used was of a blood raven, stealing your relics and etc, meanwhile the blood angels are still raging because of their primarch being dead like some emo kid going through a phase

    • @bigoof1610
      @bigoof1610 6 років тому +4

      *FOR THE EMPEROR AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @senjuubigold9116
    @senjuubigold9116 5 років тому +103

    About the healing from melee kills, fun fact about Space Marines lol: The Emperor, for whatever fucking reason, gave them the ability to eat flesh for... just, buffs, basically. Some Space Marines even crave it, so do with that what you will.

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 4 роки тому +14

      Like the, aptly named, Flesh Eaters chapter who HUNGER FOR BURGER!!!

    • @jeed-qf1kx
      @jeed-qf1kx 4 роки тому +1

      Space wolves crave heretic flesh

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 4 роки тому +15

      Ah yes, that particular quirk allows the marine to gain the knowledge and experience of whoever’s flesh they’re eating. The blood angels in particular used this quite often to replenish their ranks with experienced warriors quickly prior to being reunited with Sanguinius.

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 4 роки тому +3

      @@fishpop They hunger for heretic borger

    • @the_under_krieger5776
      @the_under_krieger5776 4 роки тому

      blood angels drink the blood of there enemy's and they go bad shit crazy

  • @junioralvarenga4028
    @junioralvarenga4028 Рік тому +4

    It funny how badger puts glide by stephen walking while making a massacre at 5:28.

  • @darrowharden1817
    @darrowharden1817 6 років тому +44

    I've honestly watched this video five times simply because "NO PRISONERS. FOR THE EMPEROR. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Has me legit crying with laughter every time

  • @frosty3469
    @frosty3469 6 років тому +238

    “CEASE.YOUR.HERESY.”
    Sounds like the Arbiter in the first half of Halo 2

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 6 років тому +3

      Surprised he didn't reference that

    • @frosty3469
      @frosty3469 6 років тому +1

      Steven Bills Has he even made a Halo video? I would love to see Spencer vs Halo: Infinite

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 6 років тому +3

      Well, no he hasn't. Halo Wars 2 or OG Halo Wars might be fun to watch.

    • @frosty3469
      @frosty3469 6 років тому +1

      Steven Bills It seems that he does like RTS but I feel like he would just look at Halo and be like “Well what do fug is this!?”

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 6 років тому +4

      He's referenced Halo a couple times before this.

  • @griffinwik
    @griffinwik 6 років тому +45

    The Dawn of War quotes and references made me so happy.
    What made me happier was someone else enjoyed the game. Almost everyone I know bashes on the game whenever it is brought up.

    • @griffinwik
      @griffinwik 6 років тому +2

      Artuurs Z. I guess they found it clunky coming from 3rd person cover shooters like Gears of War. But you tend to be clunky when you are an 8-foot tall embodiment of Human pride.

    • @_meatsoup
      @_meatsoup 6 років тому +3

      I know, it's one of my favorite games. When ever W40k tries something different people always want to try and tare down the people that like it. Take Space Hulk, Blood Bowl, Fire Warrior and Kill Team for example. All dramatically different games and genres, but all were handled with such care and dedication they're actually pretty good games.

    • @Str8UpBustasGem
      @Str8UpBustasGem 6 років тому

      because you play an ultra-smurf in the campaign, pretty much the only legit reason to bash it, mp was hella fun, the sp was also hella fun, it's just a shame it didn't sell well because we totally need a sequel

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 6 років тому

      i mean they really arent clunky and are faster and have faster reactions then any other 3rd or first person character but i agree it was fun just saying they arent very clunky.

    • @archdrake8899
      @archdrake8899 6 років тому

      well that's mostly just soulstorm, every other expansion had fucking top class quality voice acting, but that's what happens when you go to another developer and make weird decisions, like making a worse version of dark crusade's campaign. winter assault is still one of my favorites.

  • @JayTheGuy01
    @JayTheGuy01 3 місяці тому +4

    I pray to the Emperor and to the Throne Badger Plays and makes a Video for Space Marine 2
    The Emperor Protects and The Emperor Provides, Brothers and Sisters, never forget!

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +825

    Us- Humans
    Them- Aliens and sometimes other Humans