Відео

My brother and I have this routine practically memorized; every time we took a trip, we would quote the hell out of it because 20, 30 years later, THEY STILL SAY MOST OF THIS GARBAGE almost verbatim! And now I've passed the torch to my sons who quote it with me when we travel. They were in awe during a recent trip when they heared the uniformed crewmember actually say "immediate seating area" ..🤣 it's the gift that keeps giving!

Seat belt high tech shit

George Carlin could have been president..

George Carlin was a genius! 🙂

top 5 of his bits

I love the "and get out of the plane where I can help others" part so much.

Hey Joe

Aviation bullshit in the news: this video covers

AMEN

Lol "Broken plane." "ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"

I'm really sad i never got to see this guy live!

At 3:10, I would’ve been like, “But I’m not Superman, so I’m getting in the plane”!

This aged like fine wine

9:05 ROOF FLYS OFF

Laughter from this video is a good way to calm your nerves before getting on a plane.

😂😂😂

3:09 Get on the plane

Pre suck my genital situation!

😹❤️

It never gets old, and only gets more true

❤

2:02

The icon George Carlin.

GOAT

Everytime we say "that's obvious", hundreds of obvious things go unnoticed. Only a genius like Carvin can note the obvious again and again...and again.

7:18

LoL!😂

Miss George😢but at least we have these videos❤🎉 Thanks for shariing🎉😂

Wow. Only today I was introduced to him and I can't get enough! What a wonderful comedian. I'm in awe!

This man's command and comprehension of the english was godlike😂 I see a George Carlin video...I Click!

I miss him a lot, specially in 2023...

I watched this in 1992 when it came out. Maybe 1993 and its just as hilarious now as it was then. This man was a genius in comedy. It was one of the good times me and my mother had. RIP to a genius!❤❤😊😊😊😂😂 good times, good memories! All this self righteous talk these days take the fun out of comedy. Miss you George ❤

I’m actually in the seat of a plane in the middle of the “boarding process” listening to this. Why? Because it’s fucking hilarious.

ROOF FLIES OFF

As I pilot I approve

Brilliant comedian gone too soon. RIP

Apparently nowadays most airlines won't start announcements with 'Ladies and Gentlemen..' With all this gender neutral BS that seemed to come out the woodwork all of a sudden.

With all the shit nowadays in the world i bet he could fill more shows then that there are city,s and country,s

We miss u man

Lost my mind laughing less than two minutes in. I'm thankful for having "known" this man.

This just gets funnier and funnier. I could not stop laughing. I will never fly on an aircraft again. Never. Ever. That makes it all the funnier.

I loved him and his craft, he was a brilliant entertainment..

The best

Pre fix pre

0:24 That was definitely an upset office temp.

I laughed until I realized how horrible it was. George was NOT horrible, it was just us who were.

Carlin , the Fuckin Greatest,

Instructions tell you to put things into a 'pre-heated' oven rather than putting it ito an oven then switching it on/lighting it. Some people are stupid and need to be told to warm up the oven first.

I am Banned, LOL, Who From WAT?

The GOAT