Funniest George Carlin Bit Ever

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • George Carlin is definitely one of my top favorite comedians of all time. The guys was a comical genius

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  • @michaelstearnesstearnes1498
    @michaelstearnesstearnes1498 2 роки тому +40

    George Carlin, Sam Kineson, Bill Hicks. Much needed now.

  • @christophersmith6916
    @christophersmith6916 3 роки тому +757

    Whenever I get sad, I will watch a playlist of these UA-cam videos. Even now and then, I will get interrupted because someone has labeled the video as offensive. This makes me happy, because George Carlin has been dead for 13 years, and he is still pissing people off! A true legendary comic.

    • @tomcooley3778
      @tomcooley3778 3 роки тому +13

      Agreed .

    • @chris818529
      @chris818529 3 роки тому +11

      A legendary comic who spoke the truth about a lot of stuff

    • @DrawtheCurtains
      @DrawtheCurtains 3 роки тому +14

      It's especially funny considering that Carlin didn't hold back when it came to the insults - he fucked with EVERYBODY!

    • @christophersmith6916
      @christophersmith6916 3 роки тому +2

      @@DrawtheCurtains He didn't fuck with everybody. He cornholed them.

    • @kerlongsjorlejov1945
      @kerlongsjorlejov1945 2 роки тому +6

      Given how things are, I felt that I could use this

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 6 років тому +2469

    This man's stand up career was so expansive, you can literally tell the era of the show he's doing by the clothes he's wearing.

    • @laurenceegan6136
      @laurenceegan6136 6 років тому +44

      Casey Todd Yeah, you're right! I have all the HBO specials on DVD and that's how I know where to go to find the different bits.

    • @diekrahe.
      @diekrahe. 6 років тому +96

      If you're familiar with George you can tell what era it is by his voice, it changes a surprising amount over the years.

    • @zebrafan1978
      @zebrafan1978 6 років тому +43

      Sometimes just look at the hair and color, just saying. I’m pushing 60 lol

    • @davidgrieb8227
      @davidgrieb8227 6 років тому +13

      @@diekrahe. His heart issues took a lot out of him!

    • @tomwhitehill4308
      @tomwhitehill4308 5 років тому +8

      Tony Porter he said expansive not expensive

  • @arejaye
    @arejaye 4 роки тому +677

    If George was still around, he'd have limitless comedy material from politics alone. He was indeed THE best. RIP George, we sure as hell miss ya!

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 2 роки тому

      If he was still alive and saw the shit we’re in right now, he’d probably be happy that he’s dead.

    • @aaronpinkston6195
      @aaronpinkston6195 2 роки тому

      Politics. Cancel culture. Millennial. Gender. Unlimited...

    • @ryanolsen294
      @ryanolsen294 2 роки тому +4

      Facts

    • @mr.h1914
      @mr.h1914 2 роки тому +8

      Amen to that

    • @gregclark3268
      @gregclark3268 2 роки тому +9

      Very true but they'd also be too scared to let him on tv in case some wowsers complain

  • @christianakalaitzi1645
    @christianakalaitzi1645 3 роки тому +18

    His brain was MARVELOUS!!!

  • @jwalkin5123
    @jwalkin5123 7 років тому +802

    "Can I buy you a drink? No, but can I have the money instead?" Haha

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 5 років тому +2

      j walkin ...Asked Thomas’s driver.

    • @GlitchDude
      @GlitchDude 5 років тому +5

      That's what my dad replies with when close relatives ask that question
      It's like an inside joke at this point

    • @markschoenfelder9286
      @markschoenfelder9286 4 роки тому

      And then a bunch of people drank in the video 😂😂

    • @bantalee2002
      @bantalee2002 4 роки тому +1

      I'm going to do that from now on.

    • @mogshade66
      @mogshade66 4 роки тому +1

      @@barkleycoker9121
      I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄

  • @TheCybrKnyf
    @TheCybrKnyf Рік тому +96

    My favorite ability of George was his complete and utter mastery of English... Supplying so many categorically similar names in rapid fire... The world turned a little slower when he passed. RIP Mr Carlin - we miss you terribly.

    • @jrb2280
      @jrb2280 4 місяці тому +5

      He was extremely intelligent.

  • @michaeld3138
    @michaeld3138 7 років тому +2963

    Here's one George,
    Go into a Walmart dressing room and shout out,
    Hey there's no toilet paper in here.

    • @lostcrusader11
      @lostcrusader11 7 років тому +45

      Michael D Simpsons did it.

    • @halimahjedani7477
      @halimahjedani7477 6 років тому +39

      If only he stuck around for the golden era for People of Walmart or Beach Creeps lol

    • @rickashworth5920
      @rickashworth5920 6 років тому +96

      Or another one......walk into a flea market and ask them if they have ticks too.

    • @jaybird1150
      @jaybird1150 6 років тому +23

      These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose

    • @paulvalentine1483
      @paulvalentine1483 6 років тому +5

      Old. Come up with something original, idiot.

  • @jrnfw4060
    @jrnfw4060 Рік тому +12

    Georgie, Porgie, pudding and pie,
    You're so darned funny, you make me cry.

  • @louannwaters6691
    @louannwaters6691 Рік тому +35

    George Carlin was pure comedic genius😂. None other like him. Miss you George!

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 5 років тому +645

    Saw him live in 79, and even though he's gone, he's still one of the best philosophical types. His stuff should be taught in schools.

    • @davisjackson9154
      @davisjackson9154 4 роки тому +6

      it is

    • @zsolttemesi6534
      @zsolttemesi6534 4 роки тому +27

      Don't teach your children how to read. Teach them to question what they read!!!!

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 4 роки тому +10

      His "7 words you can't say on television" is taught in law schools I think.

    • @kenbowser5622
      @kenbowser5622 4 роки тому +7

      I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.

    • @chris818529
      @chris818529 3 роки тому +5

      Certain people would go nuts if we taught his views in school.

  • @maryhohman7050
    @maryhohman7050 Рік тому +19

    My husband and I loved George back when first got married. His comedy was so relevant and is still today.

  • @ThEnlightnd1
    @ThEnlightnd1 Рік тому +19

    His entire comedy catalog is the best carlin bit ever

  • @conradwerth6954
    @conradwerth6954 4 роки тому +142

    "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS!"
    Now I'm just imagining the dread that that worker is feeling, just "What's gonna happen Thursday?"

    • @jacksdad23
      @jacksdad23 11 місяців тому

      Yes we are
      “THANK YOU”

    • @SciTrekMan
      @SciTrekMan 9 місяців тому

      About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’
      ‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!

  • @SDnative111
    @SDnative111 4 роки тому +40

    Carlin reminds me of my dad. When he thought someone was lacking in intelligence, he always said, “Stay away from that guy. He ain’t wrapped to tight.” Lol

  • @SINNER5150
    @SINNER5150 5 років тому +47

    I had the pleasure of seeing George some years ago! Some lady complained about one of his routines,and the crowd booed her til she left! It was hilarious!!

    • @thecowboy9698
      @thecowboy9698 2 місяці тому +2

      What exactly did he say that she took issue with? Just curious as it sounds like an interesting story.

  • @longrider42
    @longrider42 2 роки тому +138

    I saw George Carlin live, he did the 7 words you cannot say on TV, it was great stuff. Yes, he is missed, and I still laugh at his routines.

    • @Magravated
      @Magravated Рік тому

      I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So

  • @infotime9151
    @infotime9151 2 роки тому +32

    Every so often I need a break from so many issues. George Carlin was an outstanding comedian and I always seek out his performances for some laughs. Thank you George.

  • @Chiroman527
    @Chiroman527 3 роки тому +14

    The Best Comic in my Generation. I'm 69 YO. I can watch this and many others.......and Crack Up like I saw it for the 1st Time. !!!

  • @echoecho3108
    @echoecho3108 2 роки тому +20

    Maybe not his funniest, but I'm crying. 😂
    I had the privilege of attending his 'The Seven Words' concert, way way back when, and got to meet him later at a party.
    Wonderful night. Fascinating man.
    RIP, darling George, and thanx for the magic, and memories.

  • @dansonsaldanha4132
    @dansonsaldanha4132 5 років тому +683

    Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.

    • @deek64dk
      @deek64dk 4 роки тому +7

      Hahahaha! 4 real!😂😂

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 3 роки тому +8

      HaaaaI am crying right now ha ha Ha ha ha I’m done I’m so done

    • @andydynamite1196
      @andydynamite1196 3 роки тому +12

      I hope he did...and I don't doubt that he did!!! He is the epitome of a guy with brains AND balls!

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 3 роки тому +6

      Well of course he did
      We use to do crazy chit back then
      Such as streak thru places.
      We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died
      Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then
      Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.

    • @mangeshpadegao
      @mangeshpadegao 3 роки тому

      Hell yeah.

  • @conradkeith5819
    @conradkeith5819 Рік тому +13

    We lost a great comedian. No one can replace George.god rest his soul.

  • @fischerpilne
    @fischerpilne 6 років тому +249

    Next time someone asks, "Do you know what time it is?" Look at your watch, nod, and say, "Yes."

    • @toddskivolocki6972
      @toddskivolocki6972 4 роки тому

      Or ask if they mean EST or CST or MST or PST.

    • @christophermerritte3176
      @christophermerritte3176 4 роки тому +1

      Or FTHO meaning fuck the hell off.🤣

    • @paulisaacson6044
      @paulisaacson6044 4 роки тому

      Hey man I'm not into time, okay don't scream at me, back to Carlin
      These scores just in and the hippy dippy weather report

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 3 роки тому +1

      If someone ask you for a light'cup your hand together with a little opening an look in and say No but a got a dark

    • @DennisKovacich
      @DennisKovacich 3 роки тому

      I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.

  • @TomSmith-kc8mz
    @TomSmith-kc8mz 3 роки тому +76

    We need George now more than ever. He would have a few interesting things to say about what's going on.

  • @stonedperson97
    @stonedperson97 4 роки тому +51

    I've always loved the back ground he has set up for his stand up, totally looks like hes just outside at night somewhere wondering through old alley ways and factory parking lots, telling jokes 😂

    • @bluerider7922
      @bluerider7922 2 роки тому +1

      He didn't do that; the stage manager did it for all the other acts which were on the bill that night besides Carlin.

  • @trenthall1427
    @trenthall1427 7 років тому +64

    So grateful to have seen him live. - One of the greatest ( if not the greatest) stand up comedians to ever live!! IMO
    His comedy was so on point and full of truth - he was not only hilarious - he made you think!!

  • @qwj68boots
    @qwj68boots 5 місяців тому +5

    Every now and then, it is essential to re-visit this Genius who is SO SORELY MISSED. Thanks for the reminder!

  • @timothyproctor4633
    @timothyproctor4633 7 років тому +294

    Having the Gift of Observation is something to be admired..but being able to share what you've observed is the real treasure.

    • @TheObserver37
      @TheObserver37 7 років тому +7

      Timothy Proctor well said

    • @pappa7t3
      @pappa7t3 7 років тому +3

      👏👏👏

    • @gregchavez1534
      @gregchavez1534 4 роки тому +1

      That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.

    • @officialprincetae
      @officialprincetae 3 роки тому

      👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @mrtrillionfold
    @mrtrillionfold 4 роки тому +27

    Could anyone imagine the shit George Carlin would say in 2020??? Our heads would explode with Laughter!!!

  • @DrMd-jr3xt
    @DrMd-jr3xt 6 років тому +18

    His face is built perfectly for some of these moments! I can't stop laughing!

  • @a.walters123
    @a.walters123 2 роки тому +8

    All I can hear when I listen is Mr. Conductor from my childhood. Such a warm, comforting voice. Even when swearing 🤣

  • @notyouraverageharleyquinnstan
    @notyouraverageharleyquinnstan 4 роки тому +55

    He was one of the best comedians in the world! And his expressions are amazing

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 3 роки тому +59

    He was a genius who saw the comedy in real life and made us laugh hard. Sometimes we need a little bit of George Carlin.

  • @Annagramma-u7x
    @Annagramma-u7x Рік тому +2

    I literally only came across this man yesterday because of a post on Facebook. He’s amazing. The funniest person.
    In mitigation I am from UK still I don’t know why he was celebrated here .

  • @JamesMoore-un3cu
    @JamesMoore-un3cu 2 роки тому +8

    I discovered George off a cassette tape one of my friends had. It was 1973 (I believe). It was "Occupation Foole", which I think still holds up as one of his best. The Voices of New York, being in a Catholic Choir trying to sing girls' names and of course, the 7 Words You Can't Say. He even got notice that he had won the Grammy for the best comedy album, while he was on stage. TOTALLY classic Carlin. The man was a gem and one of a kind. RIP George, your wisdom is still with us.

  • @peteroneil3639
    @peteroneil3639 7 років тому +64

    He was so funny ! We will never see another like him.

  • @drewhunkins7192
    @drewhunkins7192 4 роки тому +85

    Carlin's three best concerts of his latter career: "Jammin in New York", "You are all Diseased", and "Back in Town." These 3 concerts, all took place from roughly 1990 through 1997, might be his greatest works.

    • @samwecerinvictus
      @samwecerinvictus 3 роки тому +8

      All culminating in Complaints and Grievances.

    • @drewhunkins7192
      @drewhunkins7192 3 роки тому +4

      @@samwecerinvictus That's a great one too.

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi 3 роки тому +3

      i think his last one was the best

    • @DrawtheCurtains
      @DrawtheCurtains 2 роки тому +5

      Someone could say their favorite was anything from "Jamming..." up til the end of his career and I couldn't argue.

    • @eddieloius4592
      @eddieloius4592 Рік тому +2

      Is this one "Playin' With Your head"?

  • @AmericanSongGatherer
    @AmericanSongGatherer Рік тому +2

    The bit about the bank line and the nickle cracked me up. 😃😅

  • @kleetus92
    @kleetus92 2 роки тому +2

    George was fantastic.... I use some of his comments on people to this day...
    "Tell us in your own words..."
    Neek Fluc quando jibbery doooo!

  • @bigkdrman1
    @bigkdrman1 7 років тому +126

    I like the idea of hitting foul balls back.

    • @ballsrgrossnugly
      @ballsrgrossnugly 6 років тому

      I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 5 років тому +2

      I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.

    • @EMan-ml8er
      @EMan-ml8er 5 років тому +3

      @@BrianRetro Get a wooden bat

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 5 років тому

      @@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 5 років тому +2

      The bat idea would come in real handy for all these bleacher bums at Wrigley Field who throw back home run balls hit by the other team!

  • @joebrown1077
    @joebrown1077 3 роки тому +115

    He was ahead of his time. A true comic genius

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 роки тому +7

      Truth is, he was in his time and paid close attention to reality, unlike those who always use the cliche, "ahead of his time". The most overused nonsense ever. We are all in outer time. That is how people can philosophize

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Рік тому

      @@morbidmanmusic Applause-applause. Now get lost!

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Рік тому

      ​​@@morbidmanmusic He was a bit of both bro he analysed society and it HEAVY flaws but talked about them in very high detail so we the society that dissapointed him so much greatly could fix those flaws so the future ahead would be better for the Generations to come buuuuut never ask humans to do the work of the divine cause they will just dissapoint you

    • @mademily5270
      @mademily5270 Рік тому +2

      Much of what Carlin said is timeless, as the people he speaks of exist everywhere in every generation. Human stupidity is universal.

    • @marcyking461
      @marcyking461 Рік тому

      I am surprised George Carlin hasn't been censored on UA-cam by now. I often wonder if he wasn't 'dealt with' to shut him up, if you know what I mean. Ditto for Robin Williams, who was spilling quite a few political truths toward the end of his life. Maybe I'm just skeptical? May both men RIP as their well earned legacies live on.

  • @thoroakenshield7283
    @thoroakenshield7283 3 роки тому +6

    "Give me my money back or I'm shittin' in the well." 😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @joanzimmerman126
    @joanzimmerman126 11 днів тому +1

    George had the best fun making us all laugh about shit going down in life.

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 2 роки тому +2

    That's an elaborate set for a stand-up show.

    • @MattHadder
      @MattHadder Місяць тому

      Looks like they're trying to recreate a NYC rooftop.

  • @adamc.3311
    @adamc.3311 7 років тому +63

    A day with Carlin, even here, is a good day!

  • @tylerhutchinson1198
    @tylerhutchinson1198 2 роки тому +34

    George was such a brilliant man!! You will be missed my friend.

  • @MrMowse420
    @MrMowse420 14 років тому +52

    "Either you give me my money back......or im shitin in the well!"

  • @ruedude2058
    @ruedude2058 2 роки тому +4

    Walk up to someone and say "I have nothing to say"ahahahah 😂

  • @jorgeramirez6060
    @jorgeramirez6060 2 роки тому +6

    This bit is why I love to go into crowded places and shout "your attention please, your attention" and after a couple moments I'll just say "thank you for your attention" and move on.

  • @harry6219
    @harry6219 7 років тому +5076

    I'm a HUGE Carlin fan, but this is NOT his funniest bit ever.

    • @VegasStarDancer
      @VegasStarDancer 7 років тому +190

      Favorites are baseball vs. football; religion is bullshit; stuff; and America is one big lie and you are a fool for believing it.

    • @AruSharma04
      @AruSharma04 7 років тому +72

      Definitely not.

    • @rahimselmani8006
      @rahimselmani8006 7 років тому +21

      Harry Hangouts true

    • @RobbyRaccoon
      @RobbyRaccoon 7 років тому +66

      Harry Hangouts Opinions are not objective facts.

    • @rb3400
      @rb3400 7 років тому +32

      I'm with you I am bored even

  • @lovenotwar598
    @lovenotwar598 5 років тому +25

    The best George Carlin was seven words you can't say on tv

  • @johnny-r
    @johnny-r Рік тому +7

    He was one of a kind. Probably the smartest comic of all time. Even though he was really more of a logical philosopher than a comic.

  • @kellynanni4858
    @kellynanni4858 12 днів тому +1

    The sewing kit bit!
    Rolling lol
    My pitbulls armed with Aids!

  • @williamboney7371
    @williamboney7371 3 роки тому +22

    An absolutely amazing talent,probably the best stand up ever.

  • @MarkRMnich
    @MarkRMnich 4 роки тому +29

    This was the first Carlin TV special I ever saw...the fact I'm still dying laughing from this bit proves how timeless his humor was!

    • @Alan-71351
      @Alan-71351 Рік тому

      Funny is funny. Watch Groucho and Pigmeat.

  • @harles5000
    @harles5000 7 років тому +223

    One smart and hilarious human being, he had the World dialed in!

    • @auggiee5404
      @auggiee5404 6 років тому +2

      A real white man along with Ronald Reagan

    • @Charlie_Crown
      @Charlie_Crown 4 роки тому

      He was, I agree, but not on the basis of this particular stand up routine, far far from his best, not funny in the slightest here

    • @harles5000
      @harles5000 4 роки тому

      Charlie Crown No I liked his more honest and intense philosophical work, dealing with the reality of the world!

  • @patricktackett6447
    @patricktackett6447 5 років тому +28

    As ONE of Georges fans, I consider him ONE of comedies greatest. We need to keep him alive with posting GEORGE as much as possible

  • @Smwigglyd19
    @Smwigglyd19 4 роки тому +24

    The baseball part actually seems WAY more fun than actual baseball.

  • @anrose8335
    @anrose8335 4 роки тому +4

    I don't care which Carlin re-run I watch he keeps me in uncontrollable belly laughs. Really good for people who live alone without much company (someone to laugh with). He unwittingly fulfilled - and thanks to UA-cam still does - the bible's claim of laughter ['a merry heart'] being the best medicine.

  • @Bluzian74
    @Bluzian74 2 роки тому +3

    Just when I thought I'd seen all of Carlin. Thank you so much for the upload! I needed to laugh today. Namaste.

  • @92796Apollo
    @92796Apollo 13 років тому +29

    What Am I Doing In New Jersey was my favorite Carlin special. Loved this guy, he changed my perspective completely :DD

  • @bambibrosemer1597
    @bambibrosemer1597 4 роки тому +42

    Screw it, all his routines are great! It will be a hell of a long time before we come across another comedian that may come close, but there will never be better!

  • @Futuretense101
    @Futuretense101 5 місяців тому +1

    The bank bit....yeah I'd lose my mind if a customer did that LMAO 🤣

  • @taloncarlson3346
    @taloncarlson3346 4 роки тому +2

    Lmaooooooo, I lost it when headed skwthe sheets to the drapes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @glyndavies9492
    @glyndavies9492 7 років тому +267

    Carlin saw the truth in the lies and made us laugh and think!

    • @DatDuckfan
      @DatDuckfan 5 років тому +6

      Think about the lies. Or the truth ?

    • @patrickryan1515
      @patrickryan1515 4 роки тому +3

      And so there was after all a bit of the Divine in him. Perhaps he recognized this toward the end of his life.

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 роки тому

      @@DatDuckfan 🤯

    • @davidremovewhite9206
      @davidremovewhite9206 2 роки тому

      U77û

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Рік тому

      ​@@DatDuckfan both thats a stupid question also you should have put "truth"

  • @mlw237
    @mlw237 7 років тому +504

    Older George was like a fine aged wine. This is definitely not it. This is him getting there

    • @sidcostello7532
      @sidcostello7532 4 роки тому +11

      yeah...this was when he was turning into vinegar instead of wine

    • @zsolttemesi6534
      @zsolttemesi6534 4 роки тому +8

      I'm not a old man. I'm old fuck! That's the truth!!!

    • @ladeda7033
      @ladeda7033 4 роки тому +23

      Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best

    • @sueblack3903
      @sueblack3903 4 роки тому +7

      Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.

    • @CSLee-yu6ht
      @CSLee-yu6ht 3 роки тому +2

      I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴‍☠️🏔

  • @IrvinTime1989
    @IrvinTime1989 4 роки тому +11

    I work as a clerk at a Walgreens, I live having customers like this. Makes my boring day not boring. 😅😅

  • @douglasskaalrud6865
    @douglasskaalrud6865 Рік тому +1

    Hard to have a “best of” when all he’s ever managed is an obscenity-filled “meh.”

  • @JRnyc
    @JRnyc 4 роки тому +2

    -Can i buy you a drink?
    -No thanks but can i have the money instead? 🤣

  • @charlieray2751
    @charlieray2751 Рік тому +3

    *_"ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY!?"_*
    "Yes...?"
    *_"THANK YOU!!"_*

  • @russ549
    @russ549 6 років тому +17

    I just discovered this guy and he's the funniest comedian I've heard!
    Also he was right on..wish people would listen to what he said...

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 5 років тому +4

      Try bill burr should be right up your alley

    • @teresaclark5593
      @teresaclark5593 4 роки тому +1

      Check out his routine called The Hippy Dippy Weatherman. Vintage Carlin

  • @adriaanboogaard8571
    @adriaanboogaard8571 2 роки тому +7

    Definitely his best . Like a instruction manual for retired people on how to confuse and piss off those still working especially those late for work behind you at a tole booth.😁

  • @linda9497
    @linda9497 Рік тому +1

    Can't stop laughing. Carlin is so on the ball with comedy. What a man. :)

  • @williamshaffer5127
    @williamshaffer5127 2 роки тому +11

    He is truly missed by me in so many millions of others

  • @DH-xm3hc
    @DH-xm3hc Рік тому +3

    My hero ❤ You are still greatly missed and loved 😢😊 Thank you George Carlin for the memories and thank youtube.

  • @michaelellis7031
    @michaelellis7031 4 роки тому +22

    Germs and the immune system is one of my favourites

    • @Gallop4Me
      @Gallop4Me 4 роки тому +2

      "We swam in shit!" Loved that routine!

  • @stephenedwards8606
    @stephenedwards8606 2 роки тому +1

    Second observation.... He wasn't just a comedian, George Carlin was a performer extraordinaire. He knew how to hold your attention with his mannerisms & such. That's what made him even much more than a cut above the rest.

  • @mohammedcohen
    @mohammedcohen 2 роки тому +1

    ...I love that analogy - "His cheese fell off his cracker years ago..."

  • @RobertLJones-ft5my
    @RobertLJones-ft5my 2 роки тому +3

    Saw him in 1975 in Omaha…laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.

  • @kaitykaity
    @kaitykaity 5 років тому +18

    02:15, I've got a stitch in my side and I'm crying from laughing so hard.

  • @lostintheclouds8719
    @lostintheclouds8719 5 років тому +15

    “Pardon me i have nothing to say!” - LMAO

  • @RambosMullet79
    @RambosMullet79 3 роки тому +2

    The one about the picture had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The look on his face!!!

  • @zovalentine7305
    @zovalentine7305 3 роки тому +30

    Rest in powerful peace George Carlin ⚘
    Your astute🎯 humor keeps your legacy alive 🌞

  • @gregclark3268
    @gregclark3268 Рік тому +3

    This is brilliant. i was rolling on the floor laughing. But a lot of it is also very true. And funnier than a lot of todays so called comedians

  • @dantso3665
    @dantso3665 6 років тому +83

    There is no funniest bit....Everything he's ever said on stage was funny and true. Rest In Peace, George. 😢

    • @karenherrera3961
      @karenherrera3961 2 роки тому +1

      Said so well ,I totally agree!

    • @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw
      @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw Рік тому

      ?????????????? Come on be for real ask for change of a nickel what year was that from 1905 this was an absurd insult

    • @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw
      @VictorSamuelson-nk5nw Рік тому

      No what was absurd was the replies from the people Our Country is filled With Retarded morons

  • @patrickmaughan
    @patrickmaughan 2 роки тому +5

    George Carlin was a fine student of society, and its unusual ways.

  • @georgestasiuk5673
    @georgestasiuk5673 2 роки тому +1

    my name is George stasiuk. I am 66 and still love George Carlin. he is the most popular comedian and the most crazy person in the world. I don't care about other people's comments that he is not funny. my opinion is the best.

  • @skrat5
    @skrat5 2 роки тому +1

    Wanna piss some bank patrons off? Try to get to the head of a long line with your front pockets crammed with pennies. Tell the teller that you want to make a deposit and count them out…..one…..at…..a…..time.😂

  • @donaldprocknow2298
    @donaldprocknow2298 2 роки тому +3

    My wife passed in 2020 between my family and George they have helped me out of the sever depression I’ve been in for nearly two years thank god for George he kept me from going in the depression any deeper

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 Рік тому +1

      Please accept my deepest condolences 😢 🙏

    • @donaldprocknow2298
      @donaldprocknow2298 Рік тому

      @@cybercat29 thank you it is now three years and the grip of depression hasn’t let up

  • @reese_rauch
    @reese_rauch 7 років тому +1334

    Funny. Carlin is the best ever. But he had dozens of better routines than this.

    • @michaelmace924
      @michaelmace924 7 років тому +33

      ReeseRad 0721 This is not his best work at all.

    • @ivankoh3779
      @ivankoh3779 7 років тому +26

      I dare say this is the worst that he had

    • @1rcproductions
      @1rcproductions 7 років тому +6

      His lame, commercial period.

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 6 років тому +4

      ReeseRad 0721
      Agreed.

    • @pruodea4665
      @pruodea4665 6 років тому +5

      ReeseRad 0721 yeah. I love his old stuff....Tondelao and Congolia Breckenridge for instance

  • @anglomik
    @anglomik 4 роки тому +27

    This one's from the 80's when times were more conservative, ergo the lack of anti-establishment & political bits. Still hilarious! Thanks for posting!

    • @chaosapiant
      @chaosapiant 4 роки тому +6

      Nah, George wasn't afraid to go there. He just wasn't as angry as he got into the 90s and early 2000s.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 4 роки тому +5

      @@chaosapiant My view: If youy're not Angry, Cynical, &/or Depressed, ytou're just not INFORMED!! (as George aged, he became more & more informed)

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 4 роки тому +1

      @@chaosapiant Imagine how worked up he'd be today! 2020 would give him a load of material.

    • @AskWlat
      @AskWlat 4 роки тому +2

      He actually did a five minute bit before this blasting Reagan

    • @benmaurer8055
      @benmaurer8055 2 роки тому

      @@AskWlat and an abortion bit as well

  • @lasmejoradas
    @lasmejoradas 4 роки тому +1

    ARE YOU OPENED ON THURSDAAAY?!!! Yes. THANK YOU!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardbowman1062
    @richardbowman1062 2 роки тому +2

    He is absolutely brilliant with a wide range of expressions and observations of real people

  • @Bethaniji
    @Bethaniji 4 роки тому +7

    Only George Carlin. You are so missed. When I get there, I'm lookin' you up, lol

  • @QuartetDude
    @QuartetDude 4 роки тому +4

    One of best things I ever saw by George Carlin came ca.1979 in a show called The Chuck Barris Rah-Rah Show, where he stood on the stage for three minutes without saying a thing. No weird expressions, nothing. He just looked back at the audience. The audience was cracking up neverthless. Then he concluded by saying, "Thank you very much!" Then Milton DeLugg played him off as he left the stage.

  • @herbertorendorff6323
    @herbertorendorff6323 4 роки тому +13

    It amazes me that George was doing bits for yearsand in the middle of doing an old bit one more time he fucked it up and kept on going that truly proves George didn't give a damn he kept going the crowd kept cheering he did not care that's what makes George an awesome guy because even when he messed up he never had that quit mentality he was always that never-say-die never give up never surrender kind of person. For those of you who don't know out there George was a member of the United States military thank you for your service George you will be missed.

  • @seanm7539
    @seanm7539 3 роки тому +1

    I literally can’t stop laughing this man literally said go into a gun store buy a gun Buy some ammunition and then ask they have any ski masks I’m so fucking dead💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EthanUzzle
    @EthanUzzle 4 роки тому +11

    Are we just gonna ignore how perfect that baseball bat sound at 7:25 was?

  • @TheOrangeRanger
    @TheOrangeRanger 4 роки тому +40

    I work in retail, and it's the customers who are 2 pickles short of a sammich.

    • @goodbyemr.anderson5065
      @goodbyemr.anderson5065 4 роки тому

      Rigggghhhtttttt.......😏

    • @TheOrangeRanger
      @TheOrangeRanger 4 роки тому +3

      @@goodbyemr.anderson5065 ...as recently as less than an hour ago, someone called the CS desk an idiot for not refunding him for a TV that was out of the box.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 роки тому

      Missing the bread too man

  • @KAGdesignsDOTnet
    @KAGdesignsDOTnet 2 роки тому +4

    Pure nostalgia at the start there - everyone had one of those Mickey Mouse watches back in the day!