Whenever I get sad, I will watch a playlist of these UA-cam videos. Even now and then, I will get interrupted because someone has labeled the video as offensive. This makes me happy, because George Carlin has been dead for 13 years, and he is still pissing people off! A true legendary comic.
My favorite ability of George was his complete and utter mastery of English... Supplying so many categorically similar names in rapid fire... The world turned a little slower when he passed. RIP Mr Carlin - we miss you terribly.
I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So
@@barkleycoker9121 I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄
About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’ ‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!
I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.
Well of course he did We use to do crazy chit back then Such as streak thru places. We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.
Every so often I need a break from so many issues. George Carlin was an outstanding comedian and I always seek out his performances for some laughs. Thank you George.
These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose
That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.
I've always loved the back ground he has set up for his stand up, totally looks like hes just outside at night somewhere wondering through old alley ways and factory parking lots, telling jokes 😂
I had the pleasure of seeing George some years ago! Some lady complained about one of his routines,and the crowd booed her til she left! It was hilarious!!
Carlin reminds me of my dad. When he thought someone was lacking in intelligence, he always said, “Stay away from that guy. He ain’t wrapped to tight.” Lol
Truth is, he was in his time and paid close attention to reality, unlike those who always use the cliche, "ahead of his time". The most overused nonsense ever. We are all in outer time. That is how people can philosophize
@@morbidmanmusic He was a bit of both bro he analysed society and it HEAVY flaws but talked about them in very high detail so we the society that dissapointed him so much greatly could fix those flaws so the future ahead would be better for the Generations to come buuuuut never ask humans to do the work of the divine cause they will just dissapoint you
I am surprised George Carlin hasn't been censored on UA-cam by now. I often wonder if he wasn't 'dealt with' to shut him up, if you know what I mean. Ditto for Robin Williams, who was spilling quite a few political truths toward the end of his life. Maybe I'm just skeptical? May both men RIP as their well earned legacies live on.
Carlin's three best concerts of his latter career: "Jammin in New York", "You are all Diseased", and "Back in Town." These 3 concerts, all took place from roughly 1990 through 1997, might be his greatest works.
Maybe not his funniest, but I'm crying. 😂 I had the privilege of attending his 'The Seven Words' concert, way way back when, and got to meet him later at a party. Wonderful night. Fascinating man. RIP, darling George, and thanx for the magic, and memories.
I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.
I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"
I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.
@@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!
So grateful to have seen him live. - One of the greatest ( if not the greatest) stand up comedians to ever live!! IMO His comedy was so on point and full of truth - he was not only hilarious - he made you think!!
I discovered George off a cassette tape one of my friends had. It was 1973 (I believe). It was "Occupation Foole", which I think still holds up as one of his best. The Voices of New York, being in a Catholic Choir trying to sing girls' names and of course, the 7 Words You Can't Say. He even got notice that he had won the Grammy for the best comedy album, while he was on stage. TOTALLY classic Carlin. The man was a gem and one of a kind. RIP George, your wisdom is still with us.
Definitely his best . Like a instruction manual for retired people on how to confuse and piss off those still working especially those late for work behind you at a tole booth.😁
Screw it, all his routines are great! It will be a hell of a long time before we come across another comedian that may come close, but there will never be better!
This bit is why I love to go into crowded places and shout "your attention please, your attention" and after a couple moments I'll just say "thank you for your attention" and move on.
@@goodbyemr.anderson5065 ...as recently as less than an hour ago, someone called the CS desk an idiot for not refunding him for a TV that was out of the box.
I literally only came across this man yesterday because of a post on Facebook. He’s amazing. The funniest person. In mitigation I am from UK still I don’t know why he was celebrated here .
It amazes me that George was doing bits for yearsand in the middle of doing an old bit one more time he fucked it up and kept on going that truly proves George didn't give a damn he kept going the crowd kept cheering he did not care that's what makes George an awesome guy because even when he messed up he never had that quit mentality he was always that never-say-die never give up never surrender kind of person. For those of you who don't know out there George was a member of the United States military thank you for your service George you will be missed.
Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best
I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴☠️🏔
One of best things I ever saw by George Carlin came ca.1979 in a show called The Chuck Barris Rah-Rah Show, where he stood on the stage for three minutes without saying a thing. No weird expressions, nothing. He just looked back at the audience. The audience was cracking up neverthless. Then he concluded by saying, "Thank you very much!" Then Milton DeLugg played him off as he left the stage.
Second observation.... He wasn't just a comedian, George Carlin was a performer extraordinaire. He knew how to hold your attention with his mannerisms & such. That's what made him even much more than a cut above the rest.
Honestly this had me laughing harder than his other bits and I watch A LOT of standup. Sometimes hours a day at least 2x a week. Good selection. He was just being goofy instead of teaching lessons in the process here
Carlin is a legend, and a lot of his stuff is timeless, but he was exceptionally funny at the time period each of his bits were written. I did not realize this until much later. It’s funny, but it is even funnier if you were there then. RIP
Well, I just spent $350 on the weekly shop, didnt shop last week ,But this week I felt like saying to the check out chick that it wasnt fair that I brough t this much stuff and there wasn't one roll of toilet pape r to find in the woolworst shopping centre. I got Bog roll blues.
I don't care which Carlin re-run I watch he keeps me in uncontrollable belly laughs. Really good for people who live alone without much company (someone to laugh with). He unwittingly fulfilled - and thanks to UA-cam still does - the bible's claim of laughter ['a merry heart'] being the best medicine.
![George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/46fOtLfYC4Q/mqdefault.jpg)
Whenever I get sad, I will watch a playlist of these UA-cam videos. Even now and then, I will get interrupted because someone has labeled the video as offensive. This makes me happy, because George Carlin has been dead for 13 years, and he is still pissing people off! A true legendary comic.
Agreed .
A legendary comic who spoke the truth about a lot of stuff
It's especially funny considering that Carlin didn't hold back when it came to the insults - he fucked with EVERYBODY!
@@Anotherroom He didn't fuck with everybody. He cornholed them.
Given how things are, I felt that I could use this
If George was still around, he'd have limitless comedy material from politics alone. He was indeed THE best. RIP George, we sure as hell miss ya!
If he was still alive and saw the shit we’re in right now, he’d probably be happy that he’s dead.
Politics. Cancel culture. Millennial. Gender. Unlimited...
Facts
Amen to that
Very true but they'd also be too scared to let him on tv in case some wowsers complain
My favorite ability of George was his complete and utter mastery of English... Supplying so many categorically similar names in rapid fire... The world turned a little slower when he passed. RIP Mr Carlin - we miss you terribly.
I saw George Carlin live, he did the 7 words you cannot say on TV, it was great stuff. Yes, he is missed, and I still laugh at his routines.
I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So
"Can I buy you a drink? No, but can I have the money instead?" Haha
j walkin ...Asked Thomas’s driver.
That's what my dad replies with when close relatives ask that question
It's like an inside joke at this point
And then a bunch of people drank in the video 😂😂
I'm going to do that from now on.
@@barkleycoker9121
I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄
This man's stand up career was so expansive, you can literally tell the era of the show he's doing by the clothes he's wearing.
Casey Todd Yeah, you're right! I have all the HBO specials on DVD and that's how I know where to go to find the different bits.
If you're familiar with George you can tell what era it is by his voice, it changes a surprising amount over the years.
Sometimes just look at the hair and color, just saying. I’m pushing 60 lol
@@diekrahe. His heart issues took a lot out of him!
Tony Porter he said expansive not expensive
"ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS!"
Now I'm just imagining the dread that that worker is feeling, just "What's gonna happen Thursday?"
Yes we are
“THANK YOU”
About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’
‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!
George Carlin was pure comedic genius😂. None other like him. Miss you George!
Saw him live in 79, and even though he's gone, he's still one of the best philosophical types. His stuff should be taught in schools.
it is
Don't teach your children how to read. Teach them to question what they read!!!!
His "7 words you can't say on television" is taught in law schools I think.
I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.
Certain people would go nuts if we taught his views in school.
Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.
Hahahaha! 4 real!😂😂
HaaaaI am crying right now ha ha Ha ha ha I’m done I’m so done
I hope he did...and I don't doubt that he did!!! He is the epitome of a guy with brains AND balls!
Well of course he did
We use to do crazy chit back then
Such as streak thru places.
We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died
Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then
Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.
Hell yeah.
Every so often I need a break from so many issues. George Carlin was an outstanding comedian and I always seek out his performances for some laughs. Thank you George.
We need George now more than ever. He would have a few interesting things to say about what's going on.
Here's one George,
Go into a Walmart dressing room and shout out,
Hey there's no toilet paper in here.
Michael D Simpsons did it.
If only he stuck around for the golden era for People of Walmart or Beach Creeps lol
Or another one......walk into a flea market and ask them if they have ticks too.
These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose
Old. Come up with something original, idiot.
Having the Gift of Observation is something to be admired..but being able to share what you've observed is the real treasure.
Timothy Proctor well said
👏👏👏
That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.
👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
I've always loved the back ground he has set up for his stand up, totally looks like hes just outside at night somewhere wondering through old alley ways and factory parking lots, telling jokes 😂
He didn't do that; the stage manager did it for all the other acts which were on the bill that night besides Carlin.
He was one of the best comedians in the world! And his expressions are amazing
I had the pleasure of seeing George some years ago! Some lady complained about one of his routines,and the crowd booed her til she left! It was hilarious!!
Carlin reminds me of my dad. When he thought someone was lacking in intelligence, he always said, “Stay away from that guy. He ain’t wrapped to tight.” Lol
Lol! love it
His entire comedy catalog is the best carlin bit ever
He was ahead of his time. A true comic genius
Truth is, he was in his time and paid close attention to reality, unlike those who always use the cliche, "ahead of his time". The most overused nonsense ever. We are all in outer time. That is how people can philosophize
@@morbidmanmusic Applause-applause. Now get lost!
@@morbidmanmusic He was a bit of both bro he analysed society and it HEAVY flaws but talked about them in very high detail so we the society that dissapointed him so much greatly could fix those flaws so the future ahead would be better for the Generations to come buuuuut never ask humans to do the work of the divine cause they will just dissapoint you
Much of what Carlin said is timeless, as the people he speaks of exist everywhere in every generation. Human stupidity is universal.
I am surprised George Carlin hasn't been censored on UA-cam by now. I often wonder if he wasn't 'dealt with' to shut him up, if you know what I mean. Ditto for Robin Williams, who was spilling quite a few political truths toward the end of his life. Maybe I'm just skeptical? May both men RIP as their well earned legacies live on.
He was so funny ! We will never see another like him.
Carlin's three best concerts of his latter career: "Jammin in New York", "You are all Diseased", and "Back in Town." These 3 concerts, all took place from roughly 1990 through 1997, might be his greatest works.
All culminating in Complaints and Grievances.
@@samwecerinvictus That's a great one too.
i think his last one was the best
Someone could say their favorite was anything from "Jamming..." up til the end of his career and I couldn't argue.
Is this one "Playin' With Your head"?
Maybe not his funniest, but I'm crying. 😂
I had the privilege of attending his 'The Seven Words' concert, way way back when, and got to meet him later at a party.
Wonderful night. Fascinating man.
RIP, darling George, and thanx for the magic, and memories.
George Carlin, Sam Kineson, Bill Hicks. Much needed now.
Next time someone asks, "Do you know what time it is?" Look at your watch, nod, and say, "Yes."
Or ask if they mean EST or CST or MST or PST.
Or FTHO meaning fuck the hell off.🤣
Hey man I'm not into time, okay don't scream at me, back to Carlin
These scores just in and the hippy dippy weather report
If someone ask you for a light'cup your hand together with a little opening an look in and say No but a got a dark
I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.
"Either you give me my money back......or im shitin in the well!"
He was a genius who saw the comedy in real life and made us laugh hard. Sometimes we need a little bit of George Carlin.
All I can hear when I listen is Mr. Conductor from my childhood. Such a warm, comforting voice. Even when swearing 🤣
I like the idea of hitting foul balls back.
That would be fucking up! lol
I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"
I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.
@@BrianRetro Get a wooden bat
@@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!
So grateful to have seen him live. - One of the greatest ( if not the greatest) stand up comedians to ever live!! IMO
His comedy was so on point and full of truth - he was not only hilarious - he made you think!!
George was such a brilliant man!! You will be missed my friend.
Germs and the immune system is one of my favourites
"We swam in shit!" Loved that routine!
A day with Carlin, even here, is a good day!
His face is built perfectly for some of these moments! I can't stop laughing!
My husband and I loved George back when first got married. His comedy was so relevant and is still today.
I discovered George off a cassette tape one of my friends had. It was 1973 (I believe). It was "Occupation Foole", which I think still holds up as one of his best. The Voices of New York, being in a Catholic Choir trying to sing girls' names and of course, the 7 Words You Can't Say. He even got notice that he had won the Grammy for the best comedy album, while he was on stage. TOTALLY classic Carlin. The man was a gem and one of a kind. RIP George, your wisdom is still with us.
The best George Carlin was seven words you can't say on tv
“Pardon me i have nothing to say!” - LMAO
The baseball part actually seems WAY more fun than actual baseball.
Could anyone imagine the shit George Carlin would say in 2020??? Our heads would explode with Laughter!!!
He is truly missed by me in so many millions of others
One smart and hilarious human being, he had the World dialed in!
A real white man along with Ronald Reagan
He was, I agree, but not on the basis of this particular stand up routine, far far from his best, not funny in the slightest here
Charlie Crown No I liked his more honest and intense philosophical work, dealing with the reality of the world!
The Best Comic in my Generation. I'm 69 YO. I can watch this and many others.......and Crack Up like I saw it for the 1st Time. !!!
"Give me my money back or I'm shittin' in the well." 😂🤣😂😂🤣
I work as a clerk at a Walgreens, I live having customers like this. Makes my boring day not boring. 😅😅
He was one of a kind. Probably the smartest comic of all time. Even though he was really more of a logical philosopher than a comic.
He was one of a kind.Smart and articulate and he did it for decades!
The bit about the bank line and the nickle cracked me up. 😃😅
This was the first Carlin TV special I ever saw...the fact I'm still dying laughing from this bit proves how timeless his humor was!
Funny is funny. Watch Groucho and Pigmeat.
An absolutely amazing talent,probably the best stand up ever.
Definitely his best . Like a instruction manual for retired people on how to confuse and piss off those still working especially those late for work behind you at a tole booth.😁
He is absolutely brilliant with a wide range of expressions and observations of real people
What Am I Doing In New Jersey was my favorite Carlin special. Loved this guy, he changed my perspective completely :DD
I miss him so much.
Me too!
You knew this man?
How can you miss what's not gone?
Look around. He is in everyday life situations.
Pure nostalgia at the start there - everyone had one of those Mickey Mouse watches back in the day!
That's an elaborate set for a stand-up show.
I'm a HUGE Carlin fan, but this is NOT his funniest bit ever.
Favorites are baseball vs. football; religion is bullshit; stuff; and America is one big lie and you are a fool for believing it.
Definitely not.
Harry Hangouts true
Harry Hangouts Opinions are not objective facts.
I'm with you I am bored even
"I only have 1,100 items"
Screw it, all his routines are great! It will be a hell of a long time before we come across another comedian that may come close, but there will never be better!
He is the best of all time!
Norm Macdonald. Too bad he's gone now too 😔
He was one of the best. We all miss him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A place for my stuff" is the funniest Carlin
Wonderful WINO
Agreed!!!
Yes or Baseball vs Football.
Completely agree💯%!!!
@@tomb4575
Both, along with
"Seven Words..." updated
a decade or so later.
Saw him in 1975 in Omaha…laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.
Are we just gonna ignore how perfect that baseball bat sound at 7:25 was?
-Can i buy you a drink?
-No thanks but can i have the money instead? 🤣
As ONE of Georges fans, I consider him ONE of comedies greatest. We need to keep him alive with posting GEORGE as much as possible
This bit is why I love to go into crowded places and shout "your attention please, your attention" and after a couple moments I'll just say "thank you for your attention" and move on.
Brilliant
Haha
Walk up to someone and say "I have nothing to say"ahahahah 😂
Rest in powerful peace George Carlin ⚘
Your astute🎯 humor keeps your legacy alive 🌞
He blessed my life just being who he was.
His brain was MARVELOUS!!!
I work in retail, and it's the customers who are 2 pickles short of a sammich.
Rigggghhhtttttt.......😏
@@goodbyemr.anderson5065 ...as recently as less than an hour ago, someone called the CS desk an idiot for not refunding him for a TV that was out of the box.
Missing the bread too man
He funny from the first time he took the stage.........him and Richard Pryor funniest stand up comics ever RIP GUYS
..WE USED TO LISTEN TO THEM ON 8-TRACK TAPES, LOL!
There is no funniest bit....Everything he's ever said on stage was funny and true. Rest In Peace, George. 😢
Said so well ,I totally agree!
?????????????? Come on be for real ask for change of a nickel what year was that from 1905 this was an absurd insult
No what was absurd was the replies from the people Our Country is filled With Retarded morons
I literally only came across this man yesterday because of a post on Facebook. He’s amazing. The funniest person.
In mitigation I am from UK still I don’t know why he was celebrated here .
George Carlin was a fine student of society, and its unusual ways.
His faces are the absolute limit....
Nancy Alexander-Carreira cocaine is a hell of a drug....
His expressions make it even funnier
Lol.
They express nature of some humans soooo perfectly...
🤣
Carlin saw the truth in the lies and made us laugh and think!
Think about the lies. Or the truth ?
And so there was after all a bit of the Divine in him. Perhaps he recognized this toward the end of his life.
@@DatDuckfan 🤯
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@@DatDuckfan both thats a stupid question also you should have put "truth"
It amazes me that George was doing bits for yearsand in the middle of doing an old bit one more time he fucked it up and kept on going that truly proves George didn't give a damn he kept going the crowd kept cheering he did not care that's what makes George an awesome guy because even when he messed up he never had that quit mentality he was always that never-say-die never give up never surrender kind of person. For those of you who don't know out there George was a member of the United States military thank you for your service George you will be missed.
Older George was like a fine aged wine. This is definitely not it. This is him getting there
yeah...this was when he was turning into vinegar instead of wine
I'm not a old man. I'm old fuck! That's the truth!!!
Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best
Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.
I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴☠️🏔
One of best things I ever saw by George Carlin came ca.1979 in a show called The Chuck Barris Rah-Rah Show, where he stood on the stage for three minutes without saying a thing. No weird expressions, nothing. He just looked back at the audience. The audience was cracking up neverthless. Then he concluded by saying, "Thank you very much!" Then Milton DeLugg played him off as he left the stage.
George,man,I love you...and any normal human miss you for sure...this world needs more people like G. C.
Second observation.... He wasn't just a comedian, George Carlin was a performer extraordinaire. He knew how to hold your attention with his mannerisms & such. That's what made him even much more than a cut above the rest.
02:15, I've got a stitch in my side and I'm crying from laughing so hard.
I just discovered this guy and he's the funniest comedian I've heard!
Also he was right on..wish people would listen to what he said...
Try bill burr should be right up your alley
Check out his routine called The Hippy Dippy Weatherman. Vintage Carlin
Loved him... Best comedian..RIP He is so missed..🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️
Honestly this had me laughing harder than his other bits and I watch A LOT of standup. Sometimes hours a day at least 2x a week. Good selection. He was just being goofy instead of teaching lessons in the process here
all his bits were funny...I miss him more than any celebrity ever
What about Rodney Dangerfield?
By the time I knew about him it was around 2012 and he had already been dead for 4 years ☹️
What about Robin?
Robin Williams is my most missed celebrity of all time
R.I.P.
Yeah good for you
Carlin is a legend, and a lot of his stuff is timeless, but he was exceptionally funny at the time period each of his bits were written. I did not realize this until much later. It’s funny, but it is even funnier if you were there then. RIP
Lmaooooooo, I lost it when headed skwthe sheets to the drapes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Georgie, Porgie, pudding and pie,
You're so darned funny, you make me cry.
When buying groceries, ask the clerk if she thinks thatz enough toilet paper for all that food...
Good one bro. I bet Carlin would approve.
@@poetwp975 He certainly would: This is a Carlin quote😁
LOL
Wayne Grant Lmao 😂😂😂
Well, I just spent $350 on the weekly shop, didnt shop last week ,But this week I felt like saying to the check out chick that it wasnt fair that I brough t this much stuff and there wasn't one roll of toilet pape r to find in the woolworst shopping centre. I got Bog roll blues.
LMFAOOOO THE THEATER LINE THING. HAHAH i loooove him
Had the pleasure of seeing him in person years ago!!!✌💜
Carlin at Carnegie is the best of his 80's special. Playing With Your Head is a close second.
I don't care which Carlin re-run I watch he keeps me in uncontrollable belly laughs. Really good for people who live alone without much company (someone to laugh with). He unwittingly fulfilled - and thanks to UA-cam still does - the bible's claim of laughter ['a merry heart'] being the best medicine.
It's scary how bits from the 80s and 90s are still fucking relevant today
The one about the picture had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The look on his face!!!
We lost a great comedian. No one can replace George.god rest his soul.
Good rest his soul. I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that.
This one's from the 80's when times were more conservative, ergo the lack of anti-establishment & political bits. Still hilarious! Thanks for posting!
Nah, George wasn't afraid to go there. He just wasn't as angry as he got into the 90s and early 2000s.
@@chaosapiant My view: If youy're not Angry, Cynical, &/or Depressed, ytou're just not INFORMED!! (as George aged, he became more & more informed)
@@chaosapiant Imagine how worked up he'd be today! 2020 would give him a load of material.
He actually did a five minute bit before this blasting Reagan
@@AskWlat and an abortion bit as well
Order more flour, Helen!
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@@AskWlat Can we have a picture to go byyy?