I think the dark brotherhood would be hilarious. Just pure confusion and nothing will make sense, cicero and the night mother would have hilarious lines
"There is no difference between sand and sand in the dragon language." I think whatever he was trying to say was translated through the dragon language...
Throughout this playthrough he has been a genuinely nice guy. He only attacked when he was attacked and his words make him out to be a true gentleman. After all Episode 2 did tell us that Alduin/Traffic was a Taoist.
@@HighPriestFuneral So Traffic is a nice guy and Gormolina turned out to be extremely self-destructive and depressed and also seems to actually have some form of split personality in the end. ...But since Traffic said, that everything is fine in the end, i think i am confused and confused. Sand is Sand.
Honey: "He was the first to teach people how to use their fingers" Hero: "What for?" Jarl Stormcock: " To put my Skyrim between my legs. What else?" The dialogues are killing me 🤣
I’m pretty sure you were the villain in this story… after working with a psychopath like Dolphin and killing Traffic-who was incredibly polite, it’s fair to say that you were probably the bad guy.
4:26 "didnt say anything about quitting smoking" I wonder if Jarl Big Ball knows that its a misconception that people should not smoke. 🤔 He must drink! He must drink!
The names of things are the best. A bow called "You dont go hunting" a health potion called "Reduce risk of death" and a draug by the name of "Dear Friend". But when mighty Gut said the magic words "The said ner motor dar miek" in the meekest voice of all time I literally died. Not to mention the woman who was unemployed and went to Sovngaarde to get a job but then after a while realized hmm maybe not such a good idea after all xD
Spoilers. Do not hit Read more if you want to keep the mystique of the line alive. The original line read was "Yes. I'll give Tullius one more chance to quit Skyrim with his tail between his legs."
@@FormerlyBlue It's so good that you prevented Ulfric from placing Skyrim between his legs and defeated Traffic Aldwino, I think that Grey Hairs should be thankful, especially Honey and Abandoned Dog. So now you defeated Snake Dogs, did you kill that Antelope that Dolphins was talking about?
Their meeting to discuss what they should do about the dragons devolving into a business discussion and them lamenting about how their Macs and computers don't work just about killed me! 🤣
@@quietfang1It’s the Season Unending quest that happens if you don’t pick a side in the Civil War by the time you need to capture the dragon in Dragonsreach.
Honestly my favorite thing about this series is the way you banter with the NPCs. You're all normal and speaking regularly while everyone around you talks like they're having a constant stroke lol. Letting the insane translations play off of you works so much better than simply listening to the dialogue.
Though I know nothing of the actual game, I really like Tom. He genuinely seems like a nice guy to talk to and hang out with lol. Dragons need love and friendship too!😂
The snake dog says "Yes, yes, surprise!", then yell at the snake dog with fire, then the snake dog says "This is fine." I guess snake dogs don’t care if they die.
Here's a case for all factions: Companions/Dark Brotherhood: the juxtaposition between serious story beats and hilarious dialogue. College of Winterhold: many many funny spell names. Thieves Guild: probably has the most dialogue of all of them. Civil War: depending on the side you choose, you'll get to see Feet again, and Alfred Stormcock might talk more about the Skyrim between his thighs.
The Half Life one was the first I saw, and it's pure gold. They even translated every work in the game levels, not just dialogue. And all text in settings and the main menu. AND it's fully voiced by actual people
"Alcoholic tumours" is a great one-liner from Paarthurnax. "Breathing and concentration" is "Breath and focus"...? "I'll be back like a Cow in a moment" a great line, and said with such emotion. There IS a difference between loyal and possibly loyal, by the way...
"I can't tell the truth, but I won't lie." Wow, just, wow! Hmm, Odahviing doesn't like girls who bully other girls...and thinks deaf people see differently.
So overall we have: . 4:57 Greeks . The whole civil war is just a lovers spat between Jarl Stormcock and General Tallis. . 15:52 Syria . 18:24 India . 22:04 Sir Kid Starver won't help the children in the UK. . 25:06 the UK house of Lords . 26:36 the Czech Republic (maybe Czechoslovakia) Episode 1: . 14:59 Tibet . 23:17 Bavaria . 23:48 Ireland . 24:05 Austria-Hungary Episode 2: . 8:22 tho Ottoman Empire. . 27:04 Traffic is a Taoist. Epidoes 3: . 8:35 Scandinavia. . 15:46 Columbia. . 17:33 Japan. . 20:07 World War 1. . 20:08 the Ice Warriors from Doctor Who (so we can also say that Mars is also in the game). This means that Esbern is a Martian. . 23:32 We've got Tito and probably Yugoslavia. . 23:37 We've got both Latvia and a Naz! Dark Elf. . 24:43 the SCP foundation. . 25:34 Maven Blackbria is the founder of Montenegro. . 25:55 Valenzuela (City in the Philippines). . 27:19 Delvin Mallory is an Astronaut. . 31:36 Esbern is a Martian who works at ESPN. . 32:14 France. Episode 4: . 6:36 Korea . 6:56 Norway . 12:19 Jordan . 20:58 Satan . 20:59 The Greek god Hermes . 32:27 Traffic was originally defeated by the World Defence organisation. . 26:39 Ragnar led the White Army against the Bosheviks . 28:28 Talos is the leader of the Red army.
14:35 "If you look at the dolphin conservation map, you will see that it is one of the attractions built by Alduin." Well that's just typical. Even when the snake dogs are trying to save people like Dolphin, she's out here trying to get rid of them.
So, in the badly translated version, Paarthurnax isn't just a druggy looking to get his next fix on dragon crack and Prozac, he's also an alcoholic.......Nice!
Thinking of the dialogue, I say start with the Dark Brotherhood! The assassin family will talk a lot, and it would be great! The college I expect the Psyjic monk to accuse you of evil, the thieves will probably claim that the targets actually stole from them, and the Companions will probably say they are the best and boast of their “greatness”!
11:47 "I'll be back like a cow in a moment" I lost my shit when I heard that. Theres all sorts of funny random stuff that they say throughout the whole vid, but this one broke me.
I think Alduin or Traffic was actually a good guy all this time, throughout the episodes he have said some funny and encouraging shit and in the end he even thanked you and said that it's fine, that was kinda sad. The Thalmor and the dragons were the most funny to me, thank you for these videos, they made me laugh so much.
If dragons can speak gibberish... I shudder to think how will the Eight will be less than dragons. I heard Molag Bal, Peryite, and Meridia speaks with poetic voice in the original, I am curious how will the mistranslated AI version of these Divine Beings sounds like.
holy shit 8:29 Dolphin: "More importantly, why are there dragons?" Honey: "Did you know that there are infinite sources of books?" such a sassy response, wonderful
also, I love that the dragons seem to talk about the most mundane things "Jenny Dean insulted Lucy for no reason" "Skuldafon is not a good neighborhood"
Gotta be either thieves guild or brotherhood. Absolutely loved this series. Found your channel after Callmekevin tried out the mod and so glad to have been sent your way
7:12 she says messanger from Long Qui, but in the 2nd episode, before fighting the 2nd "snake dog" a differnt lady says "I dont know he didnt arrive, he went to the village and killed "Long Qiu" i wonder is Long Qiu is a character we will meet in the game???
Long Qiu is Chinese for Dragonsreach, I believe. (Long 龙)- dragon) (Qiu - 求 - strive for, seek) So it translated "Dragonsreach" as "What the Dragon Reaches (for)" and thinks of "Reach" as "Strive for".
@@埊 While not impossible, it would be rather odd, since no one in the normal text mentions "dragon balls", while a good number mention Dragonsreach. A lot of the translation can be... untranslated back to its original form to find out its meaning. For instance Nazeem talks about the Yuncheng 云城, which is just the Chinese words for Cloud City, which in turn is a mangled translation of the Cloud Citadel.
i meant that the 求 and 球 are homophones, they have almost the same if not the same pronouncation and the same character and in 拼音 it is qiu@@HighPriestFuneral
This series beings me so much amusement, i’m glad it’ll continue, but even when it does end eventually, i plan to stick around, i’m glad it brought you to my feed, the way you react and respond to what the npcs are saying adds so much to the videos
To think all of skyrim had been stuck in traffic ever since the Storms got captured at that gas station... Now the nords can finally return to their football season.
"Hi, I'm Tom," said Stupid Ghost.
Who knew a dragon could be such a fan of Adam Sandler movies
I think the dark brotherhood would be hilarious. Just pure confusion and nothing will make sense, cicero and the night mother would have hilarious lines
I was thinking thieves guild, but Cicero would be hilarious.
He's my favorite NPC in the game lmao. (Downloaded a mod so my character could marry him haha)
I completely want Cicero to turn into the "straight man" of the DB
I feel like the contracts will just give the complete wrong names of your targets, and I'm all for that
@@dyanaprajna4556 Man I love and know the thieves gilde like the back of my hand but yeah hands down the dark brotherhood would be absolute chaos.
"You're not invited here. Welcome here"
- Honey
They weren't invited, but since they showed up might as well welcome them!
Marriage in a nutshell
@@generalpenultimo6502 huh?
@@generalpenultimo6502 HaHa! Wife Bad! **geriatric noises**
Average Bethesda NPC interaction.
"There is no difference between sand and sand in the dragon language." I think whatever he was trying to say was translated through the dragon language...
What?
I can’t believe Traffic’s last words were “thanks, in the end everything is fine”
Turns out he was pretty okay with dying, not that big a deal.
Throughout this playthrough he has been a genuinely nice guy. He only attacked when he was attacked and his words make him out to be a true gentleman. After all Episode 2 did tell us that Alduin/Traffic was a Taoist.
道教者？？@@HighPriestFuneral
@@埊 是啊, AI 翻译太奇怪了, 哈哈哈!
@@HighPriestFuneral So Traffic is a nice guy and Gormolina turned out to be extremely self-destructive and depressed and also seems to actually have some form of split personality in the end.
...But since Traffic said, that everything is fine in the end, i think i am confused and confused. Sand is Sand.
'Yes, yes, suprise' - Traffic, probably.
I apologize.
for what exactly?@@Prophet_of_Colour
"I- I'm confused, I'm sorry."
Yeah
Alcoholic tumors.
"But what is our most important weapon? Courage. If you can't kill the animal, it takes courage to chase it."
Unexpectedly profound, Jarl.
Honey: "He was the first to teach people how to use their fingers"
Hero: "What for?"
Jarl Stormcock: " To put my Skyrim between my legs. What else?"
The dialogues are killing me 🤣
I’m pretty sure you were the villain in this story… after working with a psychopath like Dolphin and killing Traffic-who was incredibly polite, it’s fair to say that you were probably the bad guy.
I think Ulfric is... undead? He said he was a corpse, and then he said he wishes he had a temperature? Is he a vampire?
Question remains though: What Stormcock body temperature does Tallis prefer? Probably cold and hard. Like Skyrim itself.
I think Jarl Big Ball is in league with him.
"As long as there are heroes who can destroy the living, we can do it."
He must be a Dear Friend in disguise
4:26 "didnt say anything about quitting smoking"
I wonder if Jarl Big Ball knows that its a misconception that people should not smoke. 🤔 He must drink! He must drink!
He should go see a movie
HE MUST DRINK
He's probably on dragon crack.
That’s why Jarl Big Ball hates the Thalmor factories: they don’t let him smoke.
@@antonioroyale1964 "I saw you smoking! It is easy to get hooked!"
"are you ready to see the world as a deaf person?" sounds like a threat to me
"I didn't say anything about stopping smoking! Why are there snakes in my house?" -A perfectly sane individual
Average Texan
"we know we don't have to make informed decisions" what an accurate depiction of government meetings
The names of things are the best. A bow called "You dont go hunting" a health potion called "Reduce risk of death" and a draug by the name of "Dear Friend". But when mighty Gut said the magic words "The said ner motor dar miek" in the meekest voice of all time I literally died. Not to mention the woman who was unemployed and went to Sovngaarde to get a job but then after a while realized hmm maybe not such a good idea after all xD
"I can't tell the truth, but I won't lie" goes kinda hard
3deep5me
"Put My Skyrim Between My Legs" - WHAT?.....
Eww, he's gonna put his filthy taint on Skyrim!
Spoilers. Do not hit Read more if you want to keep the mystique of the line alive.
The original line read was "Yes. I'll give Tullius one more chance to quit Skyrim with his tail between his legs."
@@Alex_YJ_Reedohhhh
Not even Sheogorath could surpass this level of madness
I know that face
But maybe, this is Sheogorath's game. He's just not telling us that he "plunged Skyrim into [utter] chaos."
I can imagine Sheo scratching his "head" in confusion
Watch Sheogorath be the one person with understandable dialogue.
“I’m dying of pain and natural fear” that has to be my favorite quote of all time from this series lol
Between that and "Niiiice!", I'm so torn lmao
well, yea clearing mist is required to fight traffic. Foggy conditions can make traffic worse
Badly translated Skyrim is the most entertaining thing I've watched recently, I rarely had laughed so much
I agree
They accomplished something in the peace talks, not sure what though
Ulfric and Tullius agreed to start a business, and the Greybeards might look into installing outlets, it's unclear.
@@FormerlyBlue sounds like a successful peace talk then. Even with Dolphin insulting the Greybeards
@@FormerlyBlue It's so good that you prevented Ulfric from placing Skyrim between his legs and defeated Traffic Aldwino, I think that Grey Hairs should be thankful, especially Honey and Abandoned Dog. So now you defeated Snake Dogs, did you kill that Antelope that Dolphins was talking about?
The ultimate evil of the universe being Traffic is strangely appropriate.
"it's time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" it's about the most metal line ever and surely needs to be present in a taken/John Wick remake
Nah, that's literally just chinese history.
Mongolian Folk Metal lyrics.
@@impishlyit9780 W comment
plot of supernatural season 9
You've gotta do the college of winterhold questline, we have to get actual competent teachers instead of Honey
That's a good point, if we value our educational advancement we probably shouldn't keep studying at the Grizzlies' Academy for Crying and Confusion.
Their meeting to discuss what they should do about the dragons devolving into a business discussion and them lamenting about how their Macs and computers don't work just about killed me! 🤣
Need a destruction mage to zap electricity through a Dwemer step down transformer to charge up the devices
Been years since I played. I don’t recall this meeting in the normal game. Doesn’t make this any less funny.
@@quietfang1It’s the Season Unending quest that happens if you don’t pick a side in the Civil War by the time you need to capture the dragon in Dragonsreach.
"Alan you are salt and ice to me
I can't tell the truth but I won't lie"
the translation is writing song lyrics now
Dragonborn: **puts a dragon in Dragon’s Reach**
Jarl Big Ball: “Why are there snakes in my house?!”
"Dragon blood is a gift from the Akatsuki." -Honey
Narutoverse confirmed a part of badly translated skyrim lore
4:20
"Is it the second coming of the end times?"
That's deep bro
Ironic it's at 4:20
god "we recommend checking your language" is so fitting for this series
"Even the angels are jealous of our relationship" the nordic rizz
27:40 funnily enough, powering things with sound is a real part of Elder Scrolls lore.
Yes, kinda the whole reason the Dwemer went poof.
No that was because they messed with lorkhan, stupid idiots@@ozfifer7392
No that was because they messed with lorkhan, stupid idiots@@ozfifer7392
Even better, they went poof because they were messing around with Shor's heart.
Honestly my favorite thing about this series is the way you banter with the NPCs. You're all normal and speaking regularly while everyone around you talks like they're having a constant stroke lol. Letting the insane translations play off of you works so much better than simply listening to the dialogue.
"Thanks. In the end, everything is fine."
-Traffic
If i wouldn't fear my Skyrim between my legs getting corrupted, i would download and try this mod.
Either the Dragonborn is drugged out of his mind, or everyone else on Tamriel is.
Considering that the dragonborn speaks normally, I'd say the latter is true.
Or both at the same time.
The DB is having a skooma and mead induced fever dream
"Its time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" - Jarl Alfred and Stormcock
Sounds bad ass
New overdramatic taylor swift song just dropped
I want to see the main lines of both DLCs, if they are translated.
Though I know nothing of the actual game, I really like Tom. He genuinely seems like a nice guy to talk to and hang out with lol. Dragons need love and friendship too!😂
7:30 Tulius absolutely fangirling over the greybeards "oh my gooooodd, are you serious??? goodbyee im dead!!! what happened to me!!!"
The snake dog says "Yes, yes, surprise!", then yell at the snake dog with fire, then the snake dog says "This is fine." I guess snake dogs don’t care if they die.
Wonder if that's true for regular snakes too, like the ones in Jarl Big Ball's house
i mean some people in this happily say "Hello! :D " upon death .. this world doesnt seem too worried about the whole ordeal lmao
Insert the dog meme
@@EG-cm5th Lol
Here's a case for all factions:
Companions/Dark Brotherhood: the juxtaposition between serious story beats and hilarious dialogue.
College of Winterhold: many many funny spell names.
Thieves Guild: probably has the most dialogue of all of them.
Civil War: depending on the side you choose, you'll get to see Feet again, and Alfred Stormcock might talk more about the Skyrim between his thighs.
That’s a great breakdown. I think he should do them all!
"Are you ready to kill your wife and daughter with an old knife?"
-Mistranslated Skyrim, Part 1
"Free The Snake" really sounds like something
Is that like "free the nipple", but for men?
@@EmilFr No it's for freeing our snake dogs.
We need more badly translated of other games, I haven’t laughed this much while watching a video for a while and I don’t want it to stop
I would love to see a badly translated Mass Effect, it would be impossible to follow the storyline 😂
@@Catbug195Sheep, does it manage to attend for an hour? I'm in the center of various configurations.
Have you tried checking out Book of Mario? It's this but for Paper Mario.
@SuperCatPrincess heck yeah, I absolutely loved watching Book of Mario, Mayro did some good work with that one lol
The Half Life one was the first I saw, and it's pure gold. They even translated every work in the game levels, not just dialogue. And all text in settings and the main menu.
AND it's fully voiced by actual people
"Alcoholic tumours" is a great one-liner from Paarthurnax.
"Breathing and concentration" is "Breath and focus"...?
"I'll be back like a Cow in a moment" a great line, and said with such emotion.
There IS a difference between loyal and possibly loyal, by the way...
"I can't tell the truth, but I won't lie."
Wow, just, wow!
Hmm, Odahviing doesn't like girls who bully other girls...and thinks deaf people see differently.
Golden Gormolina's voice reminds me of Bastila from Star Wars KOTOR.
"Unfortunately my content for like 2 months has just been badly translate skyrim"
It is all I need in life.
Dark brotherhood definitely, I want to hear Cicero.
So overall we have:
. 4:57 Greeks
. The whole civil war is just a lovers spat between Jarl Stormcock and General Tallis.
. 15:52 Syria
. 18:24 India
. 22:04 Sir Kid Starver won't help the children in the UK.
. 25:06 the UK house of Lords
. 26:36 the Czech Republic (maybe Czechoslovakia)
Episode 1:
. 14:59 Tibet
. 23:17 Bavaria
. 23:48 Ireland
. 24:05 Austria-Hungary
Episode 2:
. 8:22 tho Ottoman Empire.
. 27:04 Traffic is a Taoist.
Epidoes 3:
. 8:35 Scandinavia.
. 15:46 Columbia.
. 17:33 Japan.
. 20:07 World War 1.
. 20:08 the Ice Warriors from Doctor Who (so we can also say that Mars is also in the game). This means that Esbern is a Martian.
. 23:32 We've got Tito and probably Yugoslavia.
. 23:37 We've got both Latvia and a Naz! Dark Elf.
. 24:43 the SCP foundation.
. 25:34 Maven Blackbria is the founder of Montenegro.
. 25:55 Valenzuela (City in the Philippines).
. 27:19 Delvin Mallory is an Astronaut.
. 31:36 Esbern is a Martian who works at ESPN.
. 32:14 France.
Episode 4:
. 6:36 Korea
. 6:56 Norway
. 12:19 Jordan
. 20:58 Satan
. 20:59 The Greek god Hermes
. 32:27 Traffic was originally defeated by the World Defence organisation.
. 26:39 Ragnar led the White Army against the Bosheviks
. 28:28 Talos is the leader of the Red army.
Thank you for this it should get pinned
Also the Akatsuki from Naruto confirmed as canon inverse at 2:37
Also Tsun as world
21:23 There’s also the White Guard in Vienna
wonderful
Jarl big ball is actually not that bad of a translation. After he's Ballin, Ballin...
Join Stormcooks, fight for the right to smoke
Smoke what, Stormcock's Skyrim? No thanks, Bro.
@@ozfifer7392 But it will be fun to see Skyrim between Alfred Stormcock's legs
Soke waht? Traffics's Styrim? no please boro.
Why? That would compromise Tullius and Stormcock’s joint business startup. 😔
Esbern's voice makes everything he says 10 times funnier!
"I didn't say anything about quitting smoking". Seems like Jarl Big Ball agrees on some things with Ulfric Stormcock
"dragon Reachers are for Home Use" damn and here I've been using them on-the-go lmao
14:35 "If you look at the dolphin conservation map, you will see that it is one of the attractions built by Alduin."
Well that's just typical. Even when the snake dogs are trying to save people like Dolphin, she's out here trying to get rid of them.
"He was the first to teach people how to use their fingers"
Wow, that's some deep lore
Jarl Big Ball ships Ulfric Stormcock and General Tallis. You heard it here first 👀
I ship it now ❤
Did that ancient Nord hero really just say they use Tonal Architecture to create and maintain Sovngarde?
You heard it here first, the Nords stole Tonal Architecture from the Dwemer.
"It's time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" that is the single most METAL phrase I've ever heard in my LIFE
So, in the badly translated version, Paarthurnax isn't just a druggy looking to get his next fix on dragon crack and Prozac, he's also an alcoholic.......Nice!
Esburn took some major offense from Stormcock saying there's nothing biblical about the Ottoman Empire.
"Not even on the mountain of prayer did the curse call him in his dreams" Tom didn't have to go that hard but he did for us.
Walter Eclin Cliff is my character's name for testing out this mod
Please don’t stop this play through it’s a whole different game with this mod. So good
Thanks. In the end, everything is fine.
Thinking of the dialogue, I say start with the Dark Brotherhood! The assassin family will talk a lot, and it would be great! The college I expect the Psyjic monk to accuse you of evil, the thieves will probably claim that the targets actually stole from them, and the Companions will probably say they are the best and boast of their “greatness”!
I need to find a pigeon apparently their worth millions. Lol 😂 21:08
Tens of millions, as a matter of fact
11:47
"I'll be back like a cow in a moment"
I lost my shit when I heard that. Theres all sorts of funny random stuff that they say throughout the whole vid, but this one broke me.
“Traffic” sounds like a badly-regionalized JoJo’s villain stand 😂😂😂
But there is a band called Traffic. It was Steve Winwood's band from the 60s and 70s. They were famous for the song, Dear Mr. Fantasy, among others.
I think the Housecarl runs Whiterun's unemployment office.
3:09 HUNGARY MENTIONED
I think Alduin or Traffic was actually a good guy all this time, throughout the episodes he have said some funny and encouraging shit and in the end he even thanked you and said that it's fine, that was kinda sad. The Thalmor and the dragons were the most funny to me, thank you for these videos, they made me laugh so much.
Jarl Big Ball is pro-smoking. So why does he turn against the Stormcocks?
If dragons can speak gibberish... I shudder to think how will the Eight will be less than dragons.
I heard Molag Bal, Peryite, and Meridia speaks with poetic voice in the original, I am curious how will the mistranslated AI version of these Divine Beings sounds like.
"new lamp touch ~ Meridian combination"
holy shit 8:29
Dolphin: "More importantly, why are there dragons?"
Honey: "Did you know that there are infinite sources of books?"
such a sassy response, wonderful
also, I love that the dragons seem to talk about the most mundane things
"Jenny Dean insulted Lucy for no reason"
"Skuldafon is not a good neighborhood"
i would love to see cicero in poorly translated skyrim
I just realised all the references to pigeons were probably Dovah -> dove -> pigeon...
I'm kinda excited to hear the already crazy ramblings of Cicero run through this mod.
Rewatching these "I'll be back like a cow" is a great phrase
7:44 did tulius just peer through the fourth wall and hear the stardew music in the background?
"And now for a short break." Literally just finished hearing that before an ad popped up. UA-cam scares me sometimes. 😂🤣
"I can't tell the truth, but I wont lie"
3:36 ah, he must have been trying to balance confusion and confusion
Paarthurnax just sounds like he's stoned all the time.
He does enjoy his dragon crack.
This is a Skyrim where Sheogorath destroyed Akatosh and took his place, turning all the known realms into... this.
I love how Sovngarde has warriors named 'Loss of Life' and 'Cut out the Eyes'. Very fitting
3:27 The AI actually said "Ulfric Stormcloak" correctly!
Dark brotherhood of course. This is an amazing series, can't wait for the next part.
The translation makes me feel like the entire game takes place in the sermons of vivec.
Do the DLC, I need to hear Serana!
6:05 Woah, woah! Hey, hey, hey! 😳
Gotta be either thieves guild or brotherhood. Absolutely loved this series. Found your channel after Callmekevin tried out the mod and so glad to have been sent your way
7:12 she says messanger from Long Qui, but in the 2nd episode, before fighting the 2nd "snake dog" a differnt lady says "I dont know he didnt arrive, he went to the village and killed "Long Qiu" i wonder is Long Qiu is a character we will meet in the game???
Long Qiu is Chinese for Dragonsreach, I believe. (Long 龙)- dragon) (Qiu - 求 - strive for, seek) So it translated "Dragonsreach" as "What the Dragon Reaches (for)" and thinks of "Reach" as "Strive for".
but what if they meant dragonball [龍球]?@@HighPriestFuneral
@@埊 While not impossible, it would be rather odd, since no one in the normal text mentions "dragon balls", while a good number mention Dragonsreach. A lot of the translation can be... untranslated back to its original form to find out its meaning. For instance Nazeem talks about the Yuncheng 云城, which is just the Chinese words for Cloud City, which in turn is a mangled translation of the Cloud Citadel.
i meant that the 求 and 球 are homophones, they have almost the same if not the same pronouncation and the same character and in 拼音 it is qiu@@HighPriestFuneral
@@埊 I won't deny that part, without Pinyin or the... characters themselves, there are many possibilities.
6:05 Ooh... So this is why they're calling you Stormcock... Everything makes more sense now
I think Thieves guild would be fun, mainly because it has a slight mystery element that I think would be hilarious badly translated.
This series beings me so much amusement, i’m glad it’ll continue, but even when it does end eventually, i plan to stick around, i’m glad it brought you to my feed, the way you react and respond to what the npcs are saying adds so much to the videos
"Doing something is a smart decision. But surprisingly, this is often a very difficult decision." Truer words have never been spoken
20:16 These genuinely sound like they could be lyrics to a song.
I would love to see a badly translated fallout 4
To think all of skyrim had been stuck in traffic ever since the Storms got captured at that gas station... Now the nords can finally return to their football season.
Dark Brotherhood, Cicero will be hilarious