Skyrim Dark Brotherhood, But It's Badly Translated

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @unbeatable617
    @unbeatable617 8 місяців тому +796

    Everyone! You can now play and enjoy the mod with all this dialogue yourself now! Go and download the mod from the description, don't hold up traffic 😁.

    • @CrzzyCat
      @CrzzyCat 8 місяців тому +23

      Lmao loved the pun xdddd

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 8 місяців тому +26

      I just have one question: Was Pantea just constantly repeating _"crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy"_ all on her own?
      Because that whole segment had me in tears from laughing so hard.🤣😂🤣 22:49

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 місяців тому +44

      Unless the AI somehow went completely rogue (funny concept but virtually impossible), that was just what her line translated to lol

    • @TheHK_47
      @TheHK_47 8 місяців тому +7

      Is this coming to creation club so us console players can get it

    • @unbeatable617
      @unbeatable617 8 місяців тому +6

      @@TheHK_47 I’ll see if I can port it tomorrow

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 8 місяців тому +1928

    "The Night Mother is the CEO of Hulu."
    She's more evil than I ever suspected.

    • @nickgirdwood3082
      @nickgirdwood3082 8 місяців тому +23

      Is the CEO of Hulu a bad person?

    • @5PctJuice
      @5PctJuice 8 місяців тому +139

      @@nickgirdwood3082 well Hulu's owned by Disney, so...

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 8 місяців тому +48

      @@nickgirdwood3082
      It's a big company, of course

    • @XaviNecro
      @XaviNecro 8 місяців тому +72

      ​@@5PctJuiceoh my god, disney is sithis

    • @TyceeFaler
      @TyceeFaler 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@XaviNecro Walt Disney was, His company is the void itself

  • @Benedetta_ft_Beatrix
    @Benedetta_ft_Beatrix 8 місяців тому +1479

    "I love you, I want to give u something, only with my hands"💀

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil 8 місяців тому +129

      This will only escelate...starts with the hands...

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 8 місяців тому +84

      This will be an unprecedented affair

    • @fire-typhoon123
      @fire-typhoon123 8 місяців тому

      *starts fingerbanging furiously*

    • @fffrrraannkk
      @fffrrraannkk 8 місяців тому +98

      Nice to see couriers have been offering value added services since I last played.

    • @Gguyrules
      @Gguyrules 6 місяців тому +15

      That one was too good.

  • @Vynecloud
    @Vynecloud 8 місяців тому +1327

    "Good luck, try not to kill yourself" is actually pretty solid life advice. Thanks, Nazir

    • @neezduts69420
      @neezduts69420 7 місяців тому +36

      instructions unclear- walked off a short pier

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 7 місяців тому +22

      Instructions unclear - gave a companion a 1m+ damage dragonbone sword and he kill moved me in a fight with some draugr

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 4 місяці тому +1

      I took that one to heart tbh

  • @AetherSomerset
    @AetherSomerset 8 місяців тому +514

    Children said "I gave up on this bitch YEARS ago" with so much actual emotion I cackled out loud, this mod is the best

    • @caiuscosades1791
      @caiuscosades1791 8 місяців тому +32

      Timestamp because I need to see this 😂

    • @AetherSomerset
      @AetherSomerset 8 місяців тому +62

      @@caiuscosades1791 Anything for you, spymaster. it's at 16:48

    • @caiuscosades1791
      @caiuscosades1791 8 місяців тому +44

      @@AetherSomerset thank you friend. I owe you a bottle of skooma when I next see you

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 6 місяців тому +213

    "I want to commit suicide when I grow up."
    He's self-aware enough to know children can't die in Skyrim.

  • @DerGeraet205
    @DerGeraet205 8 місяців тому +831

    "It's a good game and always has been"
    Damn, one of the 40 languages the script went through must have been Todd Howard's language

    • @44MagnumNA
      @44MagnumNA 8 місяців тому +76

      It just works!

    • @ErnolDawnbringer
      @ErnolDawnbringer Місяць тому

      ​@@44MagnumNA came here to say this. lmao

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 8 місяців тому +734

    "I want to hunt and kill like a dog."
    Then you're talking to the wrong Skyrim faction.

    • @huntercleveland7950
      @huntercleveland7950 8 місяців тому +28

      The Companions baby!

    • @mitchellsidebottom9271
      @mitchellsidebottom9271 7 місяців тому +18

      @@huntercleveland7950I'm so glad Todd Howard gave us Team Edward representation with the Volkihar vampires because I was starting to worry that he was purely Team Jacob with the Companions.

  • @neauxvacancy4996
    @neauxvacancy4996 8 місяців тому +349

    "This is what kills marriage: not just the rules and regulations, but the whole family" DAMN THAT HIT

  • @alinas.6807
    @alinas.6807 8 місяців тому +289

    "It's a good game and always has been" - Todd every time he decides to release another version of Skyrim

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 місяців тому +43

      I mean it's not wrong though lol.

    • @AniGaAG
      @AniGaAG 8 місяців тому +19

      @@FormerlyBlue Eeeh, I'd say "it's an okay game and always has been"; it's with mods where the no holds barred "good" comes into play.

    • @baron3904
      @baron3904 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@AniGaAGEverything was "meh" except for the geography of the map.

  • @thomasbender2036
    @thomasbender2036 8 місяців тому +551

    Somehow, Cicero sounds _less_ insane in this version...

    • @gtpower3
      @gtpower3 8 місяців тому +31

      right? the others sound way more insane than him

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux 8 місяців тому +47

      How's your cardiovascular system going?

    • @huntercleveland7950
      @huntercleveland7950 8 місяців тому +12

      Ironic isn't it?

    • @averagetf2player170
      @averagetf2player170 8 місяців тому +5

      Am I insane or was Cicero Gordon Freeman in the half live version of this

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 7 місяців тому +3

      Cicero me? Barna from Black Mesa

  • @ichbinben.
    @ichbinben. 8 місяців тому +828

    "Hallelujah you bunch of abominations" is such a badass name!
    It's a bit of a disappointment the subtitles aren't visible in conversation, though.

    • @filipstiglic4591
      @filipstiglic4591 8 місяців тому +28

      I am gonna use it as a greeting from now on.

    • @loppydoodle726
      @loppydoodle726 8 місяців тому +65

      Agree. It reminds me of "Merry Christmas you filthy animal" from Home Alone

    • @埊
      @埊 8 місяців тому

      I invet furthet:
      "Allahakbar you worthless akabans"
      and
      "澳门 you group of unions of disunited unionists"

    • @vadimc2144
      @vadimc2144 7 місяців тому +4

      John Constantine vibe

    • @埊
      @埊 7 місяців тому +1

      'hadzdzeluljiah jiu bandz ov abominejszyns' is a good prase

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 8 місяців тому +991

    Aventus Aretino: brewer of dark beer, hider of bodies

    • @Its_Pretty_Lame
      @Its_Pretty_Lame 8 місяців тому +159

      Don't forget casual racist too lol

    • @nickgirdwood3082
      @nickgirdwood3082 8 місяців тому

      Because he wants to kill White people? ​@@Its_Pretty_Lame

    • @prettypyrenees
      @prettypyrenees 8 місяців тому +38

      This is now canon

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 8 місяців тому +34

      Ah, so that's why this beer is so dark and has an umami flav- _oh._
      ...
      *_HUEEEERGGGHHH!!!_*

    • @adrianaslund8605
      @adrianaslund8605 8 місяців тому

      Aspiring suicide victim.

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous 8 місяців тому +715

    4:00 “stay tuned for Skyrim: Part II!”
    Omg I’m so hyped

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 місяців тому +157

      FINALLY! Bethesda, quit worrying about Elder Scrolls VI and just make Skyrim 2!

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 8 місяців тому +40

      Bravo Todd!

    • @someguyontheinternet604
      @someguyontheinternet604 6 місяців тому +7

      I WISH that that Elder Scrolls 6 teaser was just Skyrim 2. It would have been hilarious, and the angry reactions even more so.

  • @Prins_Igor
    @Prins_Igor 8 місяців тому +379

    The three great houses of morrowind
    Telvanni
    Redoran
    Hulu

    • @loppydoodle726
      @loppydoodle726 8 місяців тому +3

      lol

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT 8 місяців тому +22

      Black Muslim.

    • @RestlessHarp
      @RestlessHarp 6 місяців тому +10

      House Hlaalu changed their name and went into the streaming business. 😄

  • @ElyonRoseHydra
    @ElyonRoseHydra 8 місяців тому +505

    I will forever hear 'Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy' in my nightmares

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 8 місяців тому +24

      I got so used to hearing it that I was sad when she died.

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 8 місяців тому +8

      Crazy?

    • @ygiuzebbe
      @ygiuzebbe 8 місяців тому +24

      @@metetural9140 i was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 8 місяців тому +8

      @@ygiuzebbe Crazy?

    • @ygiuzebbe
      @ygiuzebbe 8 місяців тому +8

      @@metetural9140 i was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy

  • @Snot_Rockets
    @Snot_Rockets 8 місяців тому +274

    “I am not responsible for my actions, I sold my knife a long time ago….he killed a lot of people.”

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 місяців тому +81

      lol I do like that one; blaming it all on the knife!

    • @埊
      @埊 8 місяців тому +6

      so someyne buy kinjve, kinjve go in hand o kilar, kilar kil multum of people.

    • @Fang.1
      @Fang.1 7 місяців тому +13

      The NRA be like:

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 6 місяців тому +3

      No one needs a level 20 or 30 knife, only a level 10 knife with a wooden handle (for hunting butterflies). Ban assault knives with black handles now!

    • @MTmorderca
      @MTmorderca 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@FormerlyBluewell, I still remember this one quote from a radio ad in GTA Vice City.
      "This knife killed twenty-thousand Cambodians, now you can too!"

  • @Alex_YJ_Reed
    @Alex_YJ_Reed 8 місяців тому +545

    "Hallelujah you bunch of abominations" is a line I never knew I wanted to say until I saw it, but I will probably never have any opportunity to bring it up naturally.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 8 місяців тому +21

      I can think of a number of instances where it would fit all too perfectly. lols
      But my comments would likely be hidden by YT. Ah well.

    • @LyndlEndique
      @LyndlEndique 8 місяців тому +5

      You, sir, have a good sense of humor XD

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 8 місяців тому +13

      hang out with your friends. itll come up hahaha

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 8 місяців тому +24

      I could say it every day when I arrive at work.

    • @LeleiTheTigress
      @LeleiTheTigress 8 місяців тому +11

      Easy, just play a Fallout game, use a missile launcher, and yell it while firing your explosive ordinance against a group of super mutants

  • @Naruku2121
    @Naruku2121 8 місяців тому +260

    "Please Buy Me!"
    Well the one with 6 kids might be into the whole kidnapping thing.

  • @electivetoast6897
    @electivetoast6897 8 місяців тому +255

    29:16
    "What do you like in life?"
    "Uhh... being happily married?"
    "You don't deserve this!"
    "Oh..."

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 7 місяців тому +11

      What about crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women?

    • @owboiyeah2273
      @owboiyeah2273 7 місяців тому +6

      Sad

    • @szczepanfiefiorka2107
      @szczepanfiefiorka2107 7 місяців тому +10

      Very Famous.

  • @EighmyLupin
    @EighmyLupin 8 місяців тому +183

    He actually calls the player Hamshank in vanilla to.
    So its kinda weird that made it though all the translations lol

    • @doubtingflock1073
      @doubtingflock1073 8 місяців тому +48

      Glad to know it's the one universal expression

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 3 місяці тому

      He means it as an insult but it sounds like a compliment somehow lol

  • @Deiliana
    @Deiliana 8 місяців тому +232

    Gotta love the Mallory sisters: Dolphin and Delphine.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 8 місяців тому +41

      Even when you've completed the main story Dolphin tries to stay relevant

    • @something1600
      @something1600 7 місяців тому +17

      The Mallory siblings: Dolphin, Delphine and Delvin Mallory the Astronaut.

  • @SethieSeth
    @SethieSeth 8 місяців тому +401

    "I killed a lobster twice. I want to believe."

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil 8 місяців тому +39

      What a monster.

    • @afatneckbeard5272
      @afatneckbeard5272 8 місяців тому +31

      elden ring player it seems

    • @agamemnonofmycenae5258
      @agamemnonofmycenae5258 8 місяців тому +12

      'Jordan Peterson enters the chat'

    • @Bug_Bait
      @Bug_Bait 8 місяців тому +6

      One can only imagine how far his mind has traveled.

    • @smithsanity1869
      @smithsanity1869 6 місяців тому +4

      The sekiro sequel. Lobsters die twice

  • @diannadinno128
    @diannadinno128 8 місяців тому +447

    No one:
    Cicero: Do you need specialized cardiovascular services?

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 8 місяців тому +69

      No one:
      Muiri: Does black culture work?

    • @vulcanitu2578
      @vulcanitu2578 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@RuSosanit doesn't

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 7 місяців тому +5

      @@vulcanitu2578
      You don't.

    • @vulcanitu2578
      @vulcanitu2578 7 місяців тому +6

      @@RuSosan boohoo

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 7 місяців тому +2

      @@vulcanitu2578
      What are you crying about?

  • @n.m.dimmick194
    @n.m.dimmick194 8 місяців тому +425

    I absolutely lost it at Astrid's last words being "Happy Mother's Day this year, black culture!"

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 місяців тому +53

      Way to sum up the story!

    • @Lopitra
      @Lopitra 8 місяців тому +25

      Translations like that honestly feels like we're being trolled. Like someone said they translated the game through 40 languages, but actually they just made this stuff up to screw with us XD

    • @Chellex93
      @Chellex93 7 місяців тому +40

      Astrid was like
      👱‍♀️🎉🤱🏿✊🏿.....💀

    • @papaswench8161
      @papaswench8161 7 місяців тому +9

      Top 10 coldest last words in history

  • @-elrean
    @-elrean 8 місяців тому +529

    I'm glad Gabriella found love and acceptance in the black muslim community

  • @MigoKazan
    @MigoKazan 8 місяців тому +204

    "Do you need specialized cardiovascular services?"
    Damn Cicero, smooth bastard's got fine pickup lines

  • @kaylaa2204
    @kaylaa2204 8 місяців тому +224

    “I… we’re stupid I-I don’t know…”
    That sounds so real like he’s just tired ok

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 місяців тому +45

      That was one of the AI's best performed lines!

    • @kaylaa2204
      @kaylaa2204 8 місяців тому +13

      @@FormerlyBlue also one of the most discernible, a lot of these are nonsense but that? That’s a mood

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 7 місяців тому +4

      When does that happen?

    • @baron3904
      @baron3904 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SomeOne-vf1rsIts at 37:58 if you still care

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 7 місяців тому

      @@baron3904 Oh. Thanks lol

  • @lindanimated
    @lindanimated 8 місяців тому +227

    Everyone probably thinks your character has a boyfriend because you kept greeting the Greybeard's leader with "Honey, I'm home!" I mean, that was his name and all, but you said it so affectionately! 😉

    • @埊
      @埊 8 місяців тому +9

      but, in their culture, Honey might not even have the same meaning as in english

  • @sasan8822
    @sasan8822 8 місяців тому +745

    Muslim brotherhood fighting side-by-side with black community to free skyrim from the Hulu CEO and celebrate the mother's day.

    • @atlasyt7303
      @atlasyt7303 7 місяців тому +33

      This ain’t to bad, ever been on X these days? If culture war would look like this the world would be a better place 😂

    • @User_47536
      @User_47536 6 місяців тому +5

      @eepitomeofsodiumchloride i would be if it was christians instead of musims

    • @YouTubeDeletesMyCommentssss
      @YouTubeDeletesMyCommentssss 6 місяців тому

      ​​​@@User_47536 Is that why Christians are in the street shouting death to America, screaming for antifada and calling for a global caliphate whilst boycotting Jewish owned corps oh wait that hasn't been us, haha my bad, also what reason did you have to post your comment Abdullah, almost like you see what your brothers are doing and needed to deflect a little.

    • @lulu111_the_cool
      @lulu111_the_cool 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@User_47536was your comment also put 40 times into Google translator?

    • @BricksInAJar
      @BricksInAJar 5 місяців тому

      Its the themes of the video.​@lulu111_the_cool

  • @eduardobarros3986
    @eduardobarros3986 8 місяців тому +246

    21:15 It's a misconception people should not smoke.

  • @kathmorgan3429
    @kathmorgan3429 8 місяців тому +330

    "I love you. I want to give you something... Just with my hands."
    Actual cackling was heard

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 8 місяців тому +30

      I laughed out loud so many times during this.

    • @SuperDuper-CoolGuy
      @SuperDuper-CoolGuy 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@delugesofgrandeurSame! My core is in excruciating pain by the amount of laughter! 😂😂😂

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s not a phase mom

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 8 місяців тому +710

    Aventus really going in on on the racism "yeah it's totally okay to have Black friends -- but it's not really." lmao

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil 8 місяців тому +118

      He's a wiseass Call of Duty lobby kid.

    • @danielsiqueira1049
      @danielsiqueira1049 8 місяців тому +117

      Well he was raised in windhelm after all

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 7 місяців тому

      Typical n'wah behavior.

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@danielsiqueira1049I was about to reply with the same thing, haha!

    • @danielsiqueira1049
      @danielsiqueira1049 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Vaksharules1999 nice 😂

  • @EddieCrayMarshmallow
    @EddieCrayMarshmallow 8 місяців тому +48

    11:48 Did anyone see that perfect translation combo?
    "The death toll has increased!"
    *starts running away*
    *gets killed*
    Last words: "How much is it?"
    What a model taxpayer! He tried to outrun his death, but not his death toll...

  • @undeadwolfemilia
    @undeadwolfemilia 8 місяців тому +203

    Mother's day
    Your character has a boyfriend
    Night mother is CEO of Hulu
    Yeah this sounds accurate

    • @symphonysystem4846
      @symphonysystem4846 8 місяців тому +42

      Can't forget about the Muslim Brotherhood

    • @LeleiTheTigress
      @LeleiTheTigress 8 місяців тому +18

      ​@@symphonysystem4846 Or the black brotherhood

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 8 місяців тому +10

      Or the Whispering Fists

    • @44MagnumNA
      @44MagnumNA 8 місяців тому +8

      Or the Sith

  • @something1600
    @something1600 8 місяців тому +109

    Grelod the Kind somehow sounds like a responsible adult in this.

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 8 місяців тому +33

      Grelod: no, you can’t have children. You’re like nine it will kill you
      Aventus and the orphans:😡

  • @WaldoIsMissing
    @WaldoIsMissing 8 місяців тому +140

    You know what’s crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy? This mod

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 8 місяців тому +191

    Finally, we can experience Todd Howard's original vision!

  • @diomgis
    @diomgis 8 місяців тому +90

    I feel like “It’s hard to find a crazy person I don’t like” needs more appreciation

    • @Loromir17
      @Loromir17 7 місяців тому +8

      Astrid is a really self-aware (to the point of predicting future plot points, but so are the rest of the crew), relateable and reasonable character in this interpretation.

    • @barahrabinova
      @barahrabinova 4 місяці тому +1

      I actually think she says something like that in the original dialogue

  • @justanotheraccounthere2014
    @justanotheraccounthere2014 8 місяців тому +57

    The assassination of Titus Mede II will be known in Tamriel history as "The Mother's Day Incident".

  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose 8 місяців тому +604

    Skyrim truly is a progressive and accepting place. They have a growing community of disabled black muslims, led by the trans Mother-Father Cicero.

    • @fluffernutter6633
      @fluffernutter6633 8 місяців тому +128

      The Dark Brotherhood is actually just a misunderstood refuge from the casual racism and ableism of Skyrim.

    • @itsallwayspouringo
      @itsallwayspouringo 8 місяців тому +97

      Not to mention there seems to be many opportunities to learn about black culture which is nice

    • @solidus4prez
      @solidus4prez 8 місяців тому +66

      I thought his name was Cis-ero!

    • @TheKatti5000
      @TheKatti5000 8 місяців тому +46

      I can understand how the Dark Brotherhood morphed into the Black Community through the translator, those words can be synonymous. But damn, does it give me whiplash every single time. 😅

    • @MarinaMagpie-s2s
      @MarinaMagpie-s2s 8 місяців тому +21

      Fish, I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

  • @wyndonpendergraft
    @wyndonpendergraft 8 місяців тому +111

    Sithis being in charge of the Sith. Checks out.

  • @kiraoshiro6157
    @kiraoshiro6157 6 місяців тому +24

    "I Stole Wine And Drank It" is my favorite band

  • @diamondrust4719
    @diamondrust4719 8 місяців тому +51

    No matter the nonsense she's providing, Astrid always has that "Completely done with everything" level sarcasm almost.

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil 8 місяців тому +228

    The Muslim Brotherhood are very accepting of different cultures and people with diverse backgrounds. They also have the CEO of Hulu with them which is a plus. They believe in equality, vote for the people, and fight for women's rights. Interestingly, they seem like the least crazy group of people in the Skyrim.
    Oh, and they have their own operating system called Skyrim Explorer, 13:51 , AND they like Star Wars! AND they provide specialized cardiovascular services!

    • @honkhonk5000
      @honkhonk5000 8 місяців тому +42

      Equity in rights, just morals, and healthcare? That sounds amazing.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 місяців тому +3

      well, i do like cardios AND vasculars. sounds pretty good to me!

  • @deep_space_finn
    @deep_space_finn 8 місяців тому +49

    Oh I like the cinematic view in conversations, but I also really need the subtitles for the characters because they are talking NONSENSE

    • @TheKatti5000
      @TheKatti5000 8 місяців тому +14

      Yeah, I wish the dialogue subtitles were there like they were in the previous videos. I have some hearing issues and it's harder for me to appreciate the pure nonsense of this mod when I can't decipher what's being said at all. I mean, not that the subtitles helped to understand what's happening here, haha. But you know what I mean.

    • @asaasa7900
      @asaasa7900 8 місяців тому +2

      @@TheKatti5000 Yeah, it's the zoom

  • @nathanieljohnson5414
    @nathanieljohnson5414 8 місяців тому +43

    I love all during Vittoria’s wedding, Pantea can be heard repeating “crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy”🤣🤣🤣

  • @shyfox0714
    @shyfox0714 8 місяців тому +38

    I love how the door sounds like he’s in a rush and has places to be

  • @CharlotteWV01
    @CharlotteWV01 8 місяців тому +44

    Cicero breaking the 4th wall there 😂 also he’s the most coherent, which is completely inverse to the actual game. Love this so much!

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 5 місяців тому +4

      He's so crazy he looped right back around to being sane.

  • @EighmyLupin
    @EighmyLupin 8 місяців тому +147

    Meat-based desserts sound like something the British would make.

    • @SamPendentTheThief
      @SamPendentTheThief 8 місяців тому +6

      Beans and biscuits

    • @Shuruia
      @Shuruia 8 місяців тому +15

      That's basically what Christmas mince pies are. Or were, at least.

    • @jangjangjangjong
      @jangjangjangjong 7 місяців тому

      Rachel's beef trifle from Friends

  • @mysticwraith6667
    @mysticwraith6667 8 місяців тому +130

    "Ohhhhh i committed suicide 💅"

  • @michapiechowski1810
    @michapiechowski1810 7 місяців тому +34

    "Whispering Fists" goes hard
    I imagine group of hand-to-hand assassin's who punch so quick the swishing of the air sounds like voices

    • @stevefurrier9932
      @stevefurrier9932 5 місяців тому +6

      Whispering fists sounds like a Pokemon move,or a Ghost/Fighting type Paradox Pokemon

  • @lesser8531
    @lesser8531 8 місяців тому +90

    Everyone is saying that the game is over because Stupid Ghost said exactly that in the previous video.

  • @nightingale2710
    @nightingale2710 8 місяців тому +96

    2:19 She's going down, she's yelling "Trimble!" 😂
    3:24 OH MY FREAKING GOD AHAHAH THIS KID IS SO MESSED UP
    3:38 "I'll take you to your room, I love you" oddly wholesome lol
    7:06 "I love you. I wanna give you something, just with my hands" it was SO much worse at first when I misread his name as "Massage Center" LMAOO
    15:45 "Hallelujah You Bunch Of Abominations" is arguably the best freaking thing that came out of this mod I'M WEEPING 😂😂😂😂
    16:50 "I gave up on this bitch years ago!" ABSOLUTELY WEEPING
    22:55 The whole bit with the lady going "Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy" in the background the whole time had me in STITCHES GFJDHGK
    21:42 "Suarez's hot sandwich is gone. :(" THE WAY SHE SAID IT WAS SO SAD AND CONCERNED FBJHGFKJDF
    32:32 "If you have any questions, please contact Anto-three-n. I am a watermelon." 😂😂
    34:24 the quiet "I have a gun for you." in the background HAHA
    36:50 "Bogo! Buy one, get one!" that made me SNORT SO LOUD 😂😂
    40:55 "She's EXTREMELY dead at the moment" you're killing me man 😂
    Wonderful video dude, I haven't laughed this much in a good while oh my God
    Please keep them coming, I really really wanna see the Thieves Guild and and the Winterhold College questlines now!!!

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  8 місяців тому +5

      Oh no, now I have ke$ha in my head! Great take tho :)

    • @scorpion0498
      @scorpion0498 8 місяців тому +4

      I went... Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.

    • @Icebearhaswares
      @Icebearhaswares 8 місяців тому +1

      You should be pinned 😂😂😂

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 3 місяці тому +1

      Thank you for all the time stamps :D

  • @AkselDambo
    @AkselDambo 8 місяців тому +80

    This series is an absolute slam dunk but honestly the "cinematic zoom" and inconsistent aspect ratio is not working. also some of us enjoy reading along in the subtitles when the NPCs drop new lore

    • @asaasa7900
      @asaasa7900 8 місяців тому +14

      Hard agree

    • @AkselDambo
      @AkselDambo 8 місяців тому +22

      It's a good game and always has been

  • @ReevesTheProto
    @ReevesTheProto 8 місяців тому +133

    This kinda crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil 8 місяців тому +109

    7:00-7:15 it's alot more terrifying that your stalker is the all-knowing courier.
    Edit: 9:45 Masha'allah, brother Video 🙏 he is a good muslim, may he be granted jannah insha'alla!

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 8 місяців тому

      It would make sense that the Muslim Brotherhood is a bunch of murderers. I definitely agree with you.

    • @thehippiegames9485
      @thehippiegames9485 Місяць тому +1

      Jannah insha'alla! Egao ultra z today

  • @lesser8531
    @lesser8531 7 місяців тому +33

    10:47 "My father was murdered by the Mutama brothers"
    I love it when the AI generates entirely new characters, like Long Qiu.

    • @FormerlyBlue
      @FormerlyBlue  7 місяців тому +20

      Long Qiu was even mentioned twice! I like Little Bathilda in this one too.

  • @rocketrooster2410
    @rocketrooster2410 8 місяців тому +45

    I really want to see what happens at the mages guild.

  • @dan_spark9115
    @dan_spark9115 8 місяців тому +86

    This is what listening to npcs in a dark souls game is like

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 8 місяців тому +52

    Babette is an ordinary person... I swear.

  • @geminiblade
    @geminiblade 8 місяців тому +37

    The orphanage children sounded like they were just repeating sound bite stuff that their parents would say...if they had them.

  • @justchaoticchey
    @justchaoticchey 8 місяців тому +58

    Aventus Arentino has no chill 😂
    The next one should be Thieves Guild

    • @ChipsMcClive
      @ChipsMcClive 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, trust was built with them here. Delvin Mallory handed him the credit card in exchange for some good good.

  • @something1600
    @something1600 8 місяців тому +63

    We've got:
    the Sith,
    Muslim brotherhood,
    Egypt,
    Jesus' vampire friend,
    Friends (who is a 4th wall breaking feminist, who's gandmother is a vampire and who's friend was killed by stoning (probably Ross)),
    the Astronaut Delvin Mallory,
    the United Arab Emirates (according to the crazy woman),
    the Joker,
    Brittany (aka Little Britain as opposed to Great Britain)
    and Hulu in this game.

  • @aeKai73
    @aeKai73 8 місяців тому +40

    Skyrim 2 is coming?
    Next day : TES VI release date announced

  • @77Night77Shade77
    @77Night77Shade77 8 місяців тому +248

    _"My name is God, I am brave. Yes, the main character. You know the sad story, I've been in heaven since I was born."_
    - every bad D&D player I've shared a table with

    • @baron3904
      @baron3904 8 місяців тому +11

      Howling like a hyena thank you

    • @LarvalGhoul
      @LarvalGhoul 6 місяців тому +3

      This sounds like a Xavier Renegade Angel quote.

    • @someguyontheinternet604
      @someguyontheinternet604 6 місяців тому +1

      I wonder how his original line translated into that

  • @vStoned
    @vStoned 7 місяців тому +22

    “The devil is evil in every sense of the word, he is the death of the hammer” goes so hard for some reason

  • @liluuupng
    @liluuupng 8 місяців тому +19

    15:46 “Hallelujah You Bunch Of Abominations” is my favorite post rock band

  • @mogglivrogne9673
    @mogglivrogne9673 8 місяців тому +36

    Wait the blade of woe is called "they threw stones ".
    But Nazir said that his friend was killed because people threw stones at him.
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?!

  • @Meemo4269
    @Meemo4269 8 місяців тому +26

    "A vampire who has been healing people for years. He leaves his friend Jesus. Even vampires." Poor vampire. He's been healing people for years with his friend Jesus, whom he was apparently forced to leave behind. Even his own kind, the other vampires, and this random dude is tasked with killing him. 😟

  • @andreyanpradana8305
    @andreyanpradana8305 7 місяців тому +15

    @30:40 for god sake are you black?! You going to kill me?! This one got no chill😂

  • @sethrowley8086
    @sethrowley8086 8 місяців тому +15

    “You’re part of the family now, Hamshank” has gotta be my favourite phase I’ve ever heard

  • @mariojr
    @mariojr 5 місяців тому +6

    14:12
    "I don't like movies, singers, dancers, preachers, theater or football. I get sick! I hate children!"
    lmao

  • @summerisnothere4774
    @summerisnothere4774 7 місяців тому +24

    "Youre part of the family now, Hamshank" is going in my brain for later

  • @MYuee
    @MYuee 7 місяців тому +7

    So, Dragon Bridge has become "Chicken Bridge". Well, that is what it's going to be called every time I play Skyrim from now on, because I can't get this out of my head :D

  • @pumpkinpiewithmustard
    @pumpkinpiewithmustard 8 місяців тому +25

    25:01 "Do you need Specialized Cardiovascular Services?" 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 8 місяців тому +22

    "Trimble!"
    Not even three minutes in and I'm already trying to figure out what is going on. I love it XD.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 8 місяців тому +44

    You already have the Emperor's clothes now you just have to kill him *the Whispering Fists demand it

  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose 8 місяців тому +18

    Aventus Aretino has confused "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAAAIIIINNNN!!!" vibes going on.

  • @peyntor8026
    @peyntor8026 7 місяців тому +7

    I’m going to start calling people my hamshank. “What’s up, my hamshank” “Cool your jets, hamshank!”

  • @usernamemakesmemad
    @usernamemakesmemad 8 місяців тому +20

    Fish! If I had dreams I would join your patreon. But my tamed "Oh" costs lots of dreams to keep healthy.

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 6 місяців тому +10

    "Stay tuned for Skyrim part 2"
    Oh Astrid, you're such a tease.

  • @anakinoliver
    @anakinoliver 8 місяців тому +36

    It's a good game and it's always has been

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil 7 місяців тому +23

    19:11 when i step on my dog's tail:

  • @aerithforster1023
    @aerithforster1023 8 місяців тому +25

    Love how you're discovering that you actually have a boyfriend, a brother and several kids and everyone is trying to marry them 🤣

  • @dawsonduke3333
    @dawsonduke3333 8 місяців тому +26

    This is easily my favorite skyrim series of all time

  • @MrChristianDT
    @MrChristianDT 8 місяців тому +16

    Instantly recognizing the most famous line in the game when I don't think anyone else did:
    "I was an adventurer, like you... until I took an arrow to the knee."
    "I was an artist, like you... then he hit me in the knee."

    • @埊
      @埊 8 місяців тому +1

      'I was a cynericht like thou,,, then they hit me with akaban'

  • @definitelynotaskinwalker
    @definitelynotaskinwalker 8 місяців тому +23

    "Happy mothers day, black culture"
    - Astrid

  • @mitchellsidebottom9271
    @mitchellsidebottom9271 8 місяців тому +30

    It actually makes sense that the Dark Brotherhood autotranslate mentions Muslims so much, because the term "Assassin" originally referred to a person from a specific order of religious practitioners in Persia; the term "assassination" would eventually become synonymous with high-profile political killings because the Order of Assassins was just _that_ good at using subterfuge to take out their rivals.
    Since AI translators are incapable of comprehending context, there must have been a point where the code saw the keyword "assassin" and went "oh yeah he's definitely talking about 11th century Persia, not about a guy who kills important people for money".

  • @thatguy8711
    @thatguy8711 7 місяців тому +6

    "Trimble!"
    -last words of Greyhold, also known as There Is a Better Way.

    • @MesieurOjete
      @MesieurOjete 7 місяців тому +3

      Also known as Gray saja

  • @LilPulp
    @LilPulp 6 місяців тому +7

    "IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY" absolutely killed me for some reason

  • @pockypurse
    @pockypurse 5 місяців тому +3

    "Enough of whatever this nonsense is, who am I s'posed to kill?"
    "The fishes."

  • @Sotoben_
    @Sotoben_ 8 місяців тому +18

    24:59 I don't know why, but that one killed me.

  • @emeraldkoala2
    @emeraldkoala2 8 місяців тому +15

    Love the irony of the Unusual Gem being translated into "Good Game", when No Stone Unturned is considered by many to be one of the worst quests in the game.
    I wonder what Crimson Nirnroot was translated into.

  • @AdaltheRighteous
    @AdaltheRighteous 8 місяців тому +48

    “Abolitionists should fight to protect the environment because it is not a commodity.” That’s the most accurate line in the whole series.

  • @philliplewis2023
    @philliplewis2023 8 місяців тому +10

    This is becoming one of my favorite series on UA-cam lol

  • @edobkin
    @edobkin 8 місяців тому +9

    Home Alone. Kevin’s watching the black and white film.
    “Hallelujah, you bunch of abominations!”

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 7 місяців тому +10

    “Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy.”

  • @Geckarooni
    @Geckarooni 8 місяців тому +9

    Formerly Blue: kills npc.
    Npc: TRIMBLE

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 8 місяців тому +7

    "Skyrim Part 2: Did the Old Man Kill the Orphan?" Ooow that sounds like it's going to be a good one.