Badly Translated Hearts of Iron IV is Cursed
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
- I made a mod for Hearts of Iron 4 where I translated every line of text in through languages with awful translation quality and this is was the cursed result.
MUSIC:
Neighborhood 1 - The Sims
Creative Exercise - Mario Paint
Neighborhood 2 - The Sims
Lotta Di Vecchi Amici - Hearts of Iron IV By Blood Alone
La Marcia Dei Soldati - Hearts of Iron IV By Blood Alone
Adrift - Game & Wario
BGM 2 - Mario Paint
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"If the local language is violent, you should speak fluently" goes pretty hard
Sounds like a Warhammer 40K quote
Now you're speaking my language 🗿
what the heck right after i read this comment this came up in the video
@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation why, is it violent?
'因为方语暴，你必说它侃侃' 来大高
If I'm out at sea and there's a ship named "Main Body Deleter" approaching, I'm just sinking myself.
You must've lost your rifle and got fined $85
Now I can imagine sailors grabbing life vests and lifeboats and calmly jumping off of a ship because “Main Body Deleter” is approaching. By the time they arrive it’s just an empty ship. Lmao
Now I know how my next Stellaris Colossus will be named xD
sounds like something you'd find in the files of a video game
timestamp, please and thank you
Pretty sure this game takes place in an alternate universe that He created.
He has played this game twice, remember?
@@gengarzilla1685 Yes! It makes sense now😮
@@Patrick_NichtStar this is an out there idea but what if this is his third play through
@@my_thy Do we even know anything about the second one?
Because it could be that, or, if we assume that "He has played this game twice" means that He has played this game twice _so far,_ it could be his fourth or fifth playthrough.
Wait, I've got it: This is HOI4, so it's the fourth playthrough!
Is there a prosibility that HE is the god??
Badly translated games? We have opened up a Pandora's box. For the better.
Didn't expect you here
We can make a religion out of this
YESSSSS!
He actually has another video of this. I believe with minecraft, mario RPG and a legend of zelda game (i forgot which)
@@inkcloudss ocarina of time
Some how "violent groups" ruling France makes sense
It makes so much sense
"Political Violence" national spirit be like
I mean, I guess "violent groups" did rule France from 1792 to 1794.
Also, United States S. Robertson sounds like the most American president to ever America.
This really needs to be published as a mod
Check the description lol
@@TheRed-ut6hv It's a google file, I mean as a bugfixed mod on the steam workshop
Because what we all needed in a game as mechanically complex as a grand strategy game was bad translations
"Emperor of Cambodia" and "National Socialist Party of Cambodia"
It is always those DAMN CAMBODIANS
Paul Holm is rapidly approaching your location
9:32 And don't forget the ambassador of Cambodia to weed farming
Don't forget Cambodia also has a colony in the Americas
“Rylan needs refocusing” is the truest statement.
true
You should translate Chinese history, I would love to see “HE” back.
Or history from 2000-present
ALReady did that with Modern Translations@@lukelyall5879
I wonder how many times the Yellow River will flood in a 20 minute long video of badly translated Chinese history 😂 It flooded so many times in history.
大夏禾皇帝万岁！1！11！！1也.
You know what they should do?
Add HE to hoi4
Out of all those translation I think the one combination at 18:00 takes the cake. "What can we do to imitate Jesus' example of the challenges facing the church?" Of course it's going to be weapons, ammunition and shoes.
The Crusade has been called and I WILL ANSWER
GIVE THE BABY IT'S EQUIPMENT
that was a fun one when I spotted it in the description
Looks like we are playing Crusader Kings instead
funny enough, xibeisanma in Chinese literally means "Three horses in the north west ", the three horses refer to the three warlords in the region who bared the same surname " Ma ", which also means horse
Is that where Ma Beifung comes from?
@@typiclyjohny5114 Yes! His last name, Ma (马) literally translates to horse. Ma Bufang and the other members of his clique all share that last name. The name of the faction ingame (Xibei Sanma) refers to the 'Three Ma' who ruled that area in the northwest (Xibei, xi for west bei for north) via their military clique.
@@eertyekthemad413 interesting to hear
I remember seeing a joke skit about how "ma" has a ton of different meanings depending on how it's pronounced
@@BierBart12 Horse, mum, hemp, rant and '?' (indicator that what one says is question)
"It is better to be born one day, than to give birth to a lamb in a century"
- Benito Mussolini
Wise words
What's up, E;R at home?
That sounds like a yearbook quote
"It's time to split the old Czechs into manageable old checks." - Hitler in 1936
The Persian of Jerusalem
YES we get "frog soldiers" in Denmark.
More accurately translated would be "Frog men" (frømænd, danish).
It's sorta like a marine.
So the translation isn't entirely off on that one.
Yeah, in the USA it's a historical term for naval commando units like the SEALs.
You could do badly translated creepypastas, not really history but you did badly trandlated wiki and minecraft once so its not too off topic
Gosh damn, that sounds so fun! I would love to see a video of that!
As soon as the navy tab came up i fucking died when it said "main body deleter" 😂😂🤣🤣
That was insanely good. The fact that name was used on a destroyer that is the smallest ship in the game is also hilarious as hell.
You didn't die, rather. Your body got deleted
"The only available option is to exchange Slovakia for glass." - Paul
Whoever gets Slovakia in exchange for Glass is getting ripped off.
@@ChaffyExpertWow, I never got a reply to any of my comments so quickly, that is, in under ten minutes.
Ah yes, Emperor Miklos Horthy of Cambodia will go down in legend.
“Rally in the Rhine” is a better name for that focus imo
"Wait, it's all Pittsburgh?"
"Always has been"
Finally, a video with He-lore AND the Buddha
A true gem. Screw Avengers, this is the most ambitious crossover of our generation. Thanks, much appreciated.
This is how HE was able to do so much. Earth is his HOI4.
He is known to have played "this game" up to 3 times. The game in question was HOI4 this entire time, we should have known.
Yay! Some new addtitions to HE lore just dropped! Also can we all agree that this guy's laugh is absolutely adorable? :0
1:56 this actually makes sense, considering that the name of the country, "Xibei San Ma", means the "Three(san) Ma's of the Northwest(Xibei)"
Ma is also the chinese word for "Horse".
Aside from that, Good video StarvHarv ‼
3:04
This is the power Phoenix Wright unlocks when he flashes his lawyer's badge.
The Yangtze River is very important in the construction of most vehicles.
I love that we got more context behind Paul
So far we know that Paul has a removable leg, and is a rather outlandish negotiator.
The fact HE isn't a playable character is such a Paradox move. I'm sure they plan to release HIM as an overpriced DLC.
17:08 For the Anarchist path, I'd say that the description was fairly accurate
7:09 Megan 43 the German assault rifle lmfao
Sounds like a French car
Followed by Karen Nebelwerfer
9:24 "Austro-Hanoi Empire" is amazing.
"I am the law." Ah yes, it seems like even Judge Dredd is in this game 🧨.
People say the Nazis fled to South America after the war on boat. Clearly they were mistaken, they just moved south to Argentina.
11:13 *Carlisle Ulmani* is a perfect undercover name for Karlis Ulmanis change my mind
Nazi Germany being called Jerusalem sent me out the window.
Because it is jerusalem
@@VyndakistOfficial i dont get it
@mikael2170 maybe you could explain
@@therealestrobertjews are israel and israel is jerusalem and what hapened jews in ww2
@@therealestrobert Jerusalem is the birthplace of Jesus, who was Jewish, and a very important place for the Jewish.
1:56 "Three Horses in the Northwest" makes sense since the Chinese character "Ma" can mean both "horse" as well as be a surname. In this case, the Ma family ruled Northwestern China for almost the entirety of the Warlord era, and there were 3 warlord cliques they ruled over (Ningxia, Gansu, Qinghai) and they were all bunched together in HOI4.
9:10 now we have them lore, truly a great development to this large canon.
So many characters in the mistranslated universe
mixing up austria and australia? nah, mixing up austria and argentina
"exchange Slovakia for glass" sounds like some Sci-Fi shit
Jerusalem lead by The one whom called "LiverPool in Hell" by google translate 💀
Penguin Superpower is the coolest name for a country. That or Dennis. But Jerusalem for Nazi Germany is so offensive 😳
Nah it's very fitting
@@niume7468Nowadays it actually is fitting
Antarctica my beloved
"Only fundamental facts can harm Americans." So true.🤣
It’s the only way to stop fake news. Ha
like this one: Every man in uniform will have a free man to fight in front of.
Is it just me or the "Fiji" in Denmark kind of looks like the real country of Fiji?
edit: timestamp 6:57
Why did they translate Austria to Argentina😭😭😭
I mean, he come from one and went to the other
I think I saw "Austro-Hanoi" in there somehow too.
Why is nobody talking about how hilarious it is that Germany was renamed Jerusalem and there’s a state named “Hebrews 1000-2000”
That's a whole lot of verses...
@@TellEmB290 I saw it more as a population count...
@@LHS_ShadowI know lol I'm not even christian, just the format made me think of bible verses
"napoleon boner came out"
Me asf: 😳
LIVE JERUSALEM REACTION: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬
Me fleeing to East Africa to visit the Holocaust
i love how the baltics are normal (as normal as it gets) and then there is just Lebanon
I can't tell if Hirohito or the Empire of Japan is Penguin Superpower but they both make sense 😭
it's a shame the languages that have awful translation quality are all from the same region.
Yeah and Most of those countries have very old language
I'm glad that "He" has now made an appearance in a game!
Iron Ambition Sounds Dope, NGL.
This is the funniest HOI4 video I've ever seen
Good to have some He lore, Paul lore, and I/Me lore in this video.
Please translate TNO (The New Order, a famous HOI4 mod) next.
i really want to know how germany of all places got that name
Can't wait to see what Rick Bulgaria will come up with next!
4:21-4:23 My favorite badnaming; naming your child an illicit drug, a famous one in this case. Breaking Bad memes approaching!
4:31-4:34 One more load!
We don’t have enough Crystal Methanies in power
Great video. I hope EU4 is next.
You need to do Crusader Kings next. I'm terrified already... 💀
Please publish this as a mod, I’d love to play this with my husband
check the google drive in description
@@ligmaballs4045wow thank you so much! I completely missed that before. This made me really happy ^^
@@ligmaballs4045 How exactly do you install the mod? I did install the 52 Chinese localisation mod and replaced its files with the files of his mod, but it doesn't work
As a Hoi4 player, I found this halarious XD 😂
itd be hilarious if you put this ont he steam workshop for hoi4
Amazing. Truly one of the games of all time
2:46 Shaft power 🤨
The shaft is ready.
@@ChaffyExpertThe shaft is ready, honey. X
19:30 The worst thing is that it is the real traduction💀
11:50 almost died laughing 😭😭
A few thousand hours in Hoi4, and this honestly is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. My face hurts I need to watch this in portions so I don't overdose
HE was even here? Wow... i was not expecting a video game to have HE lore in it.
Hope HE finda love though, maybe this is how HE finds SHE?
Canonically, HE got divorced twice. First he married Agrippa during Roman times, and got divorced, then re-married in Britain during WW1 and now it seems HE got divorced from that marriage too since HE is looking for a partner.
@thenamesianna I actually forgot about that. I need to brush up on my HE lore a bit!
@@thenamesianna I think at this point, it would be more logical if SHE is his sister. But we will have to wait and see.
The more HE lore the better. But tbh I was more surprised to get more Paul lore.
Been waiting for this for ages... Can confirm it's fucking hilarious
1:44
As a Bri'ish person, I can confirm this is how we view the Fr@nch on a daily basis.
Iron Ambition sounds like a good name though
I'd love to see this with the Equestria at war mod, not just because im a brony but because i know it would get massacred lol
Same. "Sombero of the meth empire declares war on equines."
@@thebronywiking
"Sombero declares that the meth is at war with the sun and moon"
"The reasons for enlightenment. He tamed the moon."
5:40 someone wanted to name the place something cool but was too lazy to google the name of that god of war.
I wonder what happens if we badly translate harv's video
Imagine if it just becomes normal.
As a citizen of Dennis i have found this video funny
“Pseudo-Intellectual History” has to be the best description of HOI4 and its players.
1:28 You yelled that with so much enthusiasm 😭
12:14 Gnomeology *laughs in gnome*
2:30 no you missed "get help" 😭😭😭
Knew you're a hoi4 player btw
F*ck the major powers, i want to play as Dennis!
Q: "What can we do to imitate Jesus' example of the challenges facing the church?"
A: "We can provide weapons, explosives, ammunition and shoes"
Wow, so..."Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" LITERALLY, huh? XD
We need more roman Jedi lore
never thought we'd get three pieces of HE lore, but hey, its free lore
WAKE UP, NEW HE LORE JUST DROPPED
Eagerly waiting for more HE lore.
funny how he keeps talking about waltuh but misses the "$heisenberg" in 8:42
Nuclear Radio
scheißenberg
oh my god you're right
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
"drinking water" being the easiest difficulty actually makes sense
nobody:
american men who finished high school during nam: 4:42
Nice to see some Dennis representation
Bro now that you have done this, the possibilities are endless, whats next? EU4? CK3? The total war series?
Is he just gonna ignore that Austria is Argentina?
0:36 Trotsky’s penguins moment
2:24 Hirohito became a shah
If you're gonna do this again I hope Crusader Kings since it's already cursed what with the horse/family killing/screwing.
Characters that long time viewers know are back! I knew HE would be here, but I didn't expect people like the Buddha to appear as well
I like that He has become a recurring character
As a wise man once said: "All your base are belong to He."
Ah yes, Iron Ambition 4, my favorite strategy game!
I'd love to see this done for CK3.