Things to check out in Helsinki: 1) Airport 2) Regular port 3) Train station 4) Buss station 5 Any other way to leave Helsinki 6) Idk...that library maybe?
If a double negation is an affirmative then the sentence reads as "It exists, therefore it exists". Semantically though it means that a "something" that is in existence is still possible to be nonexistent.
Central Themes for all Guilds: Dark Brotherhood: Mother's Day and Black Culture Thieves Guild: Financial scams and Shrimp College of Winterhold: Websites and Beauty Companions: Counter-Terrorism and Love?
“There is no greater enemy than an old friend” is actually such a good line EDIT: Apparently that’s just the original line and it didn’t get translated. Apparently it’s been too long since I played this game
@@unbeatable617 Honestly, i love it. It is an intimidating battlecry if you think about it. Like how a naked man running at you is more scary than a decked out armored infantry.
7:34 " i have a question, but i will remain silent for the rest of my life" dayum! 😆 idky thats so funny to me. I think I'll quote that next time my boss asks me if i have any questions
3:30 "we all go fishing when we have time" well, thats nice 16:40 "I think the attempt to capture passwords has improved" Oh, phishing! with a PH! ok, got it.
The Silver Hand are so much more unsettling, now that they give you friendly greetings and talk about the meaning of happiness, while still trying to kill you.
@@nekosalad8308 Yes, but she is also the only companion that doesn't want to cure her lycantrophy. It is hinted she doesn't want to go to Sovngarde because Aela wants to reunite with Skjor again in Hircine's daedric realm when she dies.
I already know everything in this video cuz i downloaded the mod and finished the companions questline literally 10 minutes hefore this was uploaded. I feel like i have forbidden knowledge.
Wait... is Love the Farkas Brothers' father in this universe? After Love dies, Wilkes says that their father fought in World War 1 and never returned, and earlier Love was talking about World War 1
It's the same World War 1 that ended when the Ottoman Empire and Todd Salmar signed the Platinum Agreement, thus forming the Golden Horde Alliance. After such a traumatic experience, I can see why Love joined the Yurbakar Automobile Hotel to get closer to Helsinki. It truly is tragic and embarrassing that Satan killed him. 😥
I'm starting to get it now, and the talk of Javascript made it click for me: a lot more people in this version of Skyrim have achieved CHIM. They realize they are in a simulation of reality called a video game, and they understand that by altering the bones that underpin that reality (the code), they can fundamentally change the way the world is and works. This retroactively changes the Greybeards and staff of the College from pretty incompetent to secret geniuses... who still might be pretty incompetent.
So...I could understand needing a break from this, but maybe you could do the main questlines of the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLC too? I would certainly watch those.
This series has been a blast. I'm so sad its over. I hope in the future you mod another game - that youve never played before - to be like this and then do a playthrough of that. As funny as this has been, I want to see you genuinely trying to go through a game where all the NPC and questgivers are driving you crazy while you fumble around.
How come you decided to turn off subtitles? I really like the videos, it's a great laugh, but as someone hard of hearing the subtitles really improved the experience for me, since I didn't have to replay certain things to make sure I heard correctly. Still really enjoy the videos and look forward to the next installment, but please give us subtitles again ^^ Edit; I see it's a mod that zooms in on people when you speak with them, subtitles aren't actually turned off. Oh well
I just want thank you so much for these videos man. i have been stressing with exams while being sick, and your videos have been cheering me up so thanks B)
1:48 Best Companion ever of all time! 3:14 Yes. Yes! YES! *YES!* 3:23 Twisted Metal Skyrim Edition! 4:21 Meanwhile Walker driving Phoenix in the Dune Sea. 5:25 Guess their voice fits. 6:06 HE SAID THE THING... sort of. 7:02 Being Hulk be like. 12:13 It's the *PING!* 12:45 Best tactic ever, of all time! 14:07 *MPREGLESS.* 20:35 After beating Alduin be like. Meanwhile other existing Dragons; Are we a joke to you?! (So the Axe is a WMD?!) 21:39 Oof!
16:02 "We fight to preserve the legacy of Isgrod, whose original name will not be forgotten" That just sounds like you've forgotten Isgrod's original name but you don't want to admit it lol
A bit late now that the serie is pretty much over, but can you bring back the in- dialogue subtitles? I'm not completely bilingual, it's hard to follow... Usually we rely on context to guess the words we misheard or missed but here it's so chaotic I'm so lost sometimes and some of those AI have terrible audio quality and speech clarity
as a Finnish person, I can indeed confirm that living like an animal does bring you closer to the spirit of Helsinki
That’s very druid core.
Mm, yes. Something something Finnish bear noises
yeah honestly the only worth while thing about helsinki is linnanmäki
at least here in lahti we got drugs and uhh...
Things to check out in Helsinki:
1) Airport
2) Regular port
3) Train station
4) Buss station
5 Any other way to leave Helsinki
6) Idk...that library maybe?
return to monke finnish edition
"there's no enemy more dangerous than old friends"
i came looking for laughs but found wisdom
Pretty that line wasn't actually translated
Old Friend is indeed a type of enemy in this version of Skyrim.
"The old man dreams until he dies without realizing that he has been forgotten."
damn.
I- what is UP with the Companions, today?! This and the old friend line are nuts!
"We all cried, we were crying, we are crying" And then "we are going on vacation." 😂😂
You gotta unwind
Time to hit the beach after all that crying
"Just because something exists doesn't mean it doesn't exist." Absolute philosophical brilliance.
Honestly a pretty good proverb for the truly deep lore of the franchise 🤔
These episodes do get deeply profound at times, don't they? Sheer genius.
"Damn this circular logic!"
If a double negation is an affirmative then the sentence reads as "It exists, therefore it exists". Semantically though it means that a "something" that is in existence is still possible to be nonexistent.
we making it out of reality with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
7:34 "I have a question, but I will remain silent for the rest of my life" - me at school when I didn't understand something but too afraid to ask
As a horse, I'm so happy to know I'd be welcomed into the Companions, Skyrim's premier car dealership (and hotel that fights radical terrorists).
abogus
Bet they are particularly welcoming to mustangs.
Ah yes, The Companions. Horses that run hotels and drive Toyota Camrys into battle.
7:03 "Please do not get mad. If you are not angry you will die."
Dang, what a roundabout way to tell someone to go die.
Central Themes for all Guilds:
Dark Brotherhood: Mother's Day and Black Culture
Thieves Guild: Financial scams and Shrimp
College of Winterhold: Websites and Beauty
Companions: Counter-Terrorism and Love?
Dawnguard: Sunrises and parents?
What about cars?
Vacations in Helsinki
yeah you forgot automobiles
Thalmor: developers
I can't get over that developer meeting lol
I like to imagine this is how the Dragonborn experiences the world after overdosing on skooma
“There is no greater enemy than an old friend” is actually such a good line
EDIT: Apparently that’s just the original line and it didn’t get translated. Apparently it’s been too long since I played this game
That line hits unnecessarily hard for Skyrim, of all things
The feels man. And I was just here for a laugh.
That's actually original Eorland line. The two rival families of Whiterun Battle-Born and Gray-Mane used to be friends before the Civil war.
That one actually made it through without getting changed much, pretty close to the original line
@@SultanDesynchow do they have beef again? Aren’t they both sellswords?
"Take my sword, it may be more useful than you"
SICK BURN VILKAS - sorry, WILKES!
"We have all cried"
"We are crying"
"We were crying"
"We're going on vacation"
19:24 - I’m losing it over this one 😂😂😂
To Helsinki to live with the animals!! 🎉🎉😹😹😹
"I'm old and stupid" -Kodlak 2024
Reminescent of - "You are old and wrong" from badly translated Half-Life! Haha
6:06 "I am an artist like you. Then he hit me on the knee."
Such an iconic line.
That's stan culture for ya. People can't just dislike things and move on anymore.
Ayyf Hyyr moment
Kodlak's right. We are too close to understanding the true spirit of Helsinki. We must stay away both consciously and unconsciously. Ruler.
Meaning: "Education!"
@@MrPrideHyde Meaning: be brave!
Beach.
"My friend told me to sleep, and so I did." - And You?
sound advise
“I am a circus.”
- Me, whenever I fuck up
We are a circus
Someone once said "We can make that dance floor like a circus." They really, really weren't wise, though.
@@MrChristianDT but I do still like to listen to that song on Halloween so she has that going for her
I can't wait for Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs to get translated lol
Local scandinavian warrior clan wants to learn how to drive cars and be impregnated.
This plot could make a really weird indie movie.
Sounds more like a weetarded corn plot tbh.. 😂😂
"Go to the desert with a bag, become a real jungle warrior." Words to live by
That one about had me on the floor.
"Just because something exists, doesn't mean it doesn't exist."
Thanks Dumbledore.
"How does this handsome boy get up every day?" I ask myself that a lot.
As a person that works in IT I find the quote “I don’t want to send you JavaScript” really funny especially when you’re fighting 😂
Same
"If you're ready to take it to the next level, join our amazing team" sounds like every job description I've applied for
RULER. RULER. MEANING: BE BRAVE. MEANING: EDUCATION!
9:20 "can i hold your hand?"
Lucky for us that should be the end of that god damn player dialogue 😂. I removed it in the latest update
@@unbeatable617 Honestly, i love it. It is an intimidating battlecry if you think about it. Like how a naked man running at you is more scary than a decked out armored infantry.
-Hello!
-Hellooo~
@@Shoebil yeah you'd love it less if you had to play it XD
meaning butt
"We don't have any but we always want more." The curse of existence has never been so eloquently stated.
Just because this video exists doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Beach.
I saw you smoking! Stop living a bad life!
@@zyriantel9601 it is a misconception that people should not smoke
@@exter9384 You must drink, you must drink!
7:34 " i have a question, but i will remain silent for the rest of my life" dayum! 😆 idky thats so funny to me. I think I'll quote that next time my boss asks me if i have any questions
Yeah that took me off guard I snorted before laughing so loud I made my fiance jump😂😂
"There is no enemy more dangerous than an old friend" wow, that's actually quite poetic, and sort of true.
That one actually made it through without getting changed much, pretty close to the original
6:15 'I'm traveling from the Republic of Kazakstan' My country is in Tamriel?! Hell yeah
так и знал что все казахи поклоняются Аркею
The richest province of the Empire in terms of prowess and potassium.
1:06 I really felt it when Soft, Smooth, Smooth said "there is no enemy more dangerous than an old friend"
It is so tragic that Helsinki is such a source of confusion for the Companions...
"I don't answer stupid questions - beetch"
Watching this video ruined my chances of getting pregnant.
😔
3:30 "we all go fishing when we have time" well, thats nice
16:40 "I think the attempt to capture passwords has improved" Oh, phishing! with a PH! ok, got it.
That... actually kind of makes sense now.
"i am your old man, i smelled blood. Weird, i know." You arent kidding
*Time traveler: Kicks rock*
*The future:*
"Im an artist like you. Then he hit me on the knee!"
The Silver Hand are so much more unsettling, now that they give you friendly greetings and talk about the meaning of happiness, while still trying to kill you.
If Aela is looking for a husband to have a family with, Id imagine there would be a long line of potential suitors waiting for her.
Horror era does sounds like an era Tamriel would have.
It sounds like slang for the Oblivion Crisis
A Guard from Vienna that is an Artist... im getting some baaaad flashbacks
I did not expect the companions to be a polycule of car manufacturers
"No one in my life believed in me like the water that lifted me up" - That's super deeeeep, man!
This is peak content. Will you play through the Dawnguard DLC? It would be great to see the ramblings of AI Serana.
Aela: "Do you love me?"
Me: "Since 2011, babe."
A fellow cultured man, I see
Aela loves Skjor though
@@ClericDoggo56well he dies
also you can marry her
@@nekosalad8308 Yes, but she is also the only companion that doesn't want to cure her lycantrophy.
It is hinted she doesn't want to go to Sovngarde because Aela wants to reunite with Skjor again in Hircine's daedric realm when she dies.
🗣️Ha! Furryyyyyy 🐺
1:07 "there is no enemy more dangerous than an old friend"
The Dear Friend is making an appearance again!
I can confirm that the Spirit of Helsinki is worth striving for
Dont get angry. Remember your anger is only thing that will save you.
Go to the desert and become a true jungle warrior.
Eorlund: "Dragons are just myths" I mean... It's not too far from truth when dragons are translated as "snake dogs" .
The ceremony to join the companions felt like they were about to make a human sacrifice
That bear will forever be known as “The King of Rice”.
5:47
I love how she says hello like she's answering the phone. 😂
"If we have a father. He served in World War One and never returned. This is not my problem." DAMN, Wilkes!
I already know everything in this video cuz i downloaded the mod and finished the companions questline literally 10 minutes hefore this was uploaded. I feel like i have forbidden knowledge.
Ruler!
We love badly translated Skyrim- it’s so goofy, excited too watch this!
We need to combine this with the one guy who is letting twitch chat voice the npc's
Love how Islam is cannon in this universe
Aela talks such gibberish in the normal version that google translate made her into an academic only interested in research xD
20:38 "Just because something exists doesn't mean it doesn't exist." I mean true I guess but that dealt psychic damage to me.
The Greybeards have Honey and the Companions have Love lmao
5:34 “Your path will lead you to the burning vine”
words to live by 😭💜
7:55 "Be careful in the cemetary. I don't want to send you Javascript."
I ll take the JS if no one wants it. 😂
Meaning, Education still gets me every single damn time.
Ruler!
I would love to see someone who has never played Skyrim do a blind playthrough with this mod active. Great content as always!
Wait... is Love the Farkas Brothers' father in this universe? After Love dies, Wilkes says that their father fought in World War 1 and never returned, and earlier Love was talking about World War 1
The same World War I that resulted in Dolphin’s world being destroyed?
Uh oh
It's the same World War 1 that ended when the Ottoman Empire and Todd Salmar signed the Platinum Agreement, thus forming the Golden Horde Alliance. After such a traumatic experience, I can see why Love joined the Yurbakar Automobile Hotel to get closer to Helsinki.
It truly is tragic and embarrassing that Satan killed him. 😥
I've loved all these videos but this one is the most insane of the lot, mind blown. Also the Draugr saying "I gave it a lot of heart" was very moving.
Why skyrim just turned into a corporations battle against one another? 😂
Skyrim 2077 is stranger than I thought it would be
I'm starting to get it now, and the talk of Javascript made it click for me: a lot more people in this version of Skyrim have achieved CHIM. They realize they are in a simulation of reality called a video game, and they understand that by altering the bones that underpin that reality (the code), they can fundamentally change the way the world is and works.
This retroactively changes the Greybeards and staff of the College from pretty incompetent to secret geniuses... who still might be pretty incompetent.
It's Skyrim as written by Vivec.
"What happens after death" famous last words
“I’m old & stupid.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of that line between two scientists in Google translated Half-Life, except that it wasn't self-loathing, but another person roasting...haha
So...I could understand needing a break from this, but maybe you could do the main questlines of the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLC too? I would certainly watch those.
This war scares me a lot, like a basement
So true
no one gonna talk about the upgrade from having a boyfriend to a husband?? big congrats to the lovely couple!
isn't "snake dog" basically just a description of the Nightstalkers in Fallout New Vegas?
6:06 As someone who has never played Skyrim and only seen these mods, this was the FIRST line I knew because of the memes!😂
6:18 nice to see Borat represented in Skyrim as well
Glorious
Affordable furniture and accessories. That absolutely sent me, for some reason.
"There is no enemy more dangerous than an old friend" that is the hardest proverb ever
"Just because something exits doesn't mean it doesn't exist" 😂😂
Man this last update really deepened the lore of the Elder Scrolls franchise
Ps: I SAW YOU SMOKING
Stop living a bad life!
This series has been a blast. I'm so sad its over. I hope in the future you mod another game - that youve never played before - to be like this and then do a playthrough of that. As funny as this has been, I want to see you genuinely trying to go through a game where all the NPC and questgivers are driving you crazy while you fumble around.
How come you decided to turn off subtitles? I really like the videos, it's a great laugh, but as someone hard of hearing the subtitles really improved the experience for me, since I didn't have to replay certain things to make sure I heard correctly. Still really enjoy the videos and look forward to the next installment, but please give us subtitles again ^^
Edit; I see it's a mod that zooms in on people when you speak with them, subtitles aren't actually turned off. Oh well
No the subtitles are off because some of them are broken, I think I know why and I'm gonna try and fix it soon
I just want thank you so much for these videos man. i have been stressing with exams while being sick, and your videos have been cheering me up so thanks B)
Glad to hear it!
Farkas staring into your eyes saying "I want you to stop me" took two years off my lifespan.
the fact that the vietnam ministry of transport was in pieces is hilarious
1:48 Best Companion ever of all time!
3:14 Yes. Yes! YES! *YES!*
3:23 Twisted Metal Skyrim Edition!
4:21 Meanwhile Walker driving Phoenix in the Dune Sea.
5:25 Guess their voice fits.
6:06 HE SAID THE THING... sort of.
7:02 Being Hulk be like.
12:13 It's the *PING!*
12:45 Best tactic ever, of all time!
14:07 *MPREGLESS.*
20:35 After beating Alduin be like.
Meanwhile other existing Dragons; Are we a joke to you?!
(So the Axe is a WMD?!)
21:39 Oof!
M p r e g l e s s
This video makes me feel closer to Helsinki ❤
16:02 "We fight to preserve the legacy of Isgrod, whose original name will not be forgotten"
That just sounds like you've forgotten Isgrod's original name but you don't want to admit it lol
A bit late now that the serie is pretty much over, but can you bring back the in- dialogue subtitles? I'm not completely bilingual, it's hard to follow... Usually we rely on context to guess the words we misheard or missed but here it's so chaotic I'm so lost sometimes and some of those AI have terrible audio quality and speech clarity
i dont understand why tf he removed them in the first place. Anyway, he ignored this request in the last three videos.
“I’m your old man I smell blood, weird I know” where’s the lie tho
When you’re done with Skyrim a badly translated fallout sounds like it would be fun
Randomising the player dialogue in 4 would lead to complete and utter nonsense and I'm curious to see that
There's talking dragons AND werewolves in this game?! OMG this is even better than I thought! I'm jealous of both 😂
14:08 The whiteguard in vienna became infertile because of seeing your fish form.
Edit: your presences keeps causing people to become infertile!
Honestly, I too think that more than half of the grandparents I know are amazing.
I've loved this series, and I hope to see you do something similar in the future.
'I'm old and stupid' - Thanks Widman, 2024
mood
"Just because something exists doesn't mean it doesn't exist." HAHAHAHAHA!
This went places. From hunting terrorists, to beheading C-Level executives, to finding out you were in a pyramid scheme this whole time.
This series is great! If you ever wanted to try a similar project in the future, Fallout Poorly Translated might be interesting...