Savage Comebacks To Make All Your Friends Laugh
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Today we are looking at some comebacks! We're going to see what we can learn from the way people responded in today's clips to particular offenses and insults, and what you can learn in your own life if somebody comes at you in a way that you find a bit too aggressive.
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0:15 - Comeback #1: Andy Richter
1:15 - Comeback #2: Bo Burnham
1:55 - Comeback #3: UK Parliament
3:27 - Comeback #4: Donald Trump
4:02 - Comeback #5: David Letterman
5:14 - Comeback #6: Jaime Lannister
5:38 - Comeback #7: Howard with the comeback
6:25 - Comeback #8: Donald Trump vs Jeb Bush
7:08 - Comeback #9: Conan O' Brien
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the best comeback is the one you think of 3 hours later in the shower
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Germany this is called "Treppenwitz", a witty answer that comes to your mind, if you leave, as a guest, the host's appartment, on the stairs (Treppe) downward.
I agree...
Exactly!!! That's why I took notes!!
Lol! That’s sooo me!
Worlds best comeback:
Sibling: “You’re adopted”
You: “At least I was wanted”
I like this one even better:
Sibling: "You're adopted."
You: "You're the direct result of six lime jello shots and a broken condom."
TashaZ123 lol 😂
@@zzanatos2001 Nah I like the other one better, simple but effective
@@zzanatos2001 a bit tryhard. Seems like putting more effort indicating that the first insult had an impact large enough to motivate the mind to craft such a sophisticated comeback.
That’s only if ur sibling says ur adopted tho
I saw a UA-cam video where a policeman pulled over a young man in an expensive car. The young man tried to insult the cop by implying his own superiority with a demanding question: "Do you know who my father is?"
To which the cop replied, "No. Didn't your mother tell you?"
😂😂😂😂😂
yo I have watched this one lol on a short
Now that is good.
I laughed out loud reading this!!
lmfao that funny
"What, do you sink? Must be that cast iron heart." Still my favourite comeback on youtube. Never gets old.
I don’t get it
@@weirdkid9202 I see what you did there. 🤣
I don’t get it either
@@reefprayerresin I don't see what he did. If that's supposed to be sarcasm it doesn't work.
@@bigjohnhansome5779 Pretty sure it has to do with the principle of making someone explain a joke, then kills how funny it is supposed to be.
“If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea” “If you were my wife, I’d drink it”
💀💀💀
Sir Winston Churchill is to congratulate for this incredible wit
Ah perro el chavo del 8
Another Churchill-ism:
Snooty female, "You're drunk"
Chruchill, "I am and you're ugly but I'll be sober in the morning"
@@Knapweed Didn't know this one, it is truly hilarious 😂
For the first point: A guy once made a joke about me being Asian and I didn’t get the insult, so I agreed with him and he had to stop and explain the insult. He looked so defeated lmao
Beautiful!
@@libertycowboy2495 beyuhtiphul*
“Oh ... well you see , Asian people eat a lot of rice ... “
Having ASD I don't have to pretend that I don't get the insult.
Right on. are you one of The Linda Linda's?
My personal favourite “I’ve heard worse from better people” which is usually spot on
I’ll be sure to use that one from now
classy
Sounds biting but the more I think about it, it's more a jab at oneself. It's clever but I'll pass
I've been cursed at worse then my flesh and blood
At a cocktail party with Winston Churchill, A very proper British lady that didn't like his politics told him "Sir Churchill, if I was your wife, I'd put poison in your drink". Churchill looked at the woman for a few seconds and said "madam if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
My grandmother told me once, if someone is asking you personal questions that you don't care to answer, just say , "Wow, that's a really personal question, is there a reason for you to know?" Usually stops them dead in the tracks,
Noted...Will use this line in the future. Thanks!
I like your Grandmother .. 😊
help i didnt get the first one at first i thought it was cause he loved his wives or smth☠️
Nancy Astor wasn't British and I don't know if she was that proper if she was always taking jabs at him. She was very unpopular.
That just sounds like you don't want to answer the question anyway so just don't answer the question?
Best comeback:
Surrounding yourself with better people.
Sometimes the homies will roast you too, it's nice to dish it back.
you can't always control that. the workplace is one good example.
GR awesome 👏 👍❤️❤️❤️
You'll never improve yourself if you don't leave your comfort zone.
Obi-Wan Kannabis 👏👏👏
Conan is so great. He made her feel less embarrassed by laughing like a maniac when he was proven right.
Aw that’s a good point!
well she went for his degree...
What she should be embarrassed about is how she's dressed. She looks like she's trying to sell something that's past its expiration date.
I love Jen but I am not a big fan of grammar police esp on live tv. Bad move against a comedian.
@@jamesmcinnis208 Oh, I'd eat that, easy.
I've found that forming corrections as a question works well without insulting someone, if I think a correction is necessary. "Aren't you supposed to mix the dry ingredients first?" "Is 'snuck' a word?" "Didn't that happen last year?" Turning statements into a question works in a lot of areas where people would normally get offended and I think that's because you seem inquisitive rather than competitive. You have to be careful with your attitude, though. Don't ask the question like you have doubts, but more like you're confused by conflicting information.
Really helpful when dealing with narcissists, though sometimes there's nothing you can do.
@@CandyAndromeda yeah, I never did this when I was in an argument with an extreme narcissist, but I imagine it would have kept her ego in check if she felt like she was still in charge/parenting/teaching and I just acted submissive. Because that’s literally how I would try to argue with my mother. Which she wasn’t.
Unfortunately, I didn’t do that because I can hold my own (logic-wise) in an argument and she made no sense, eventually gave up because she only wanted to have the last word and berate me for not agreeing, not actually clear up our viewpoints. Literally, I said “I understand why you think that way now, I just think of it differently, so we can agree to disagree.” and she would keep going…and going….and I just had to reply and point out all the contradictions, like really? I’d quote her from what she said 20 seconds ago, but she’d claim “she didn’t say it/mean it like that”. Thats when I gave up because I can’t argue with someone that reality doesn’t exist for. How can I argue a point that you apparently didn’t just say? What are we doing here? And no, she was never just clarifying, but would go around in circles.
I didn’t quite realize the narcissism until she brought up the same argument months later as a non-sensical interpretation of my character and why she wanted to ruin my life. Which is weird because the argument was about movies…narcissists, man
@@destinydavis3773 I don't think the last part proves she is a narcissist. People use that word too much currently, in wrong ways. It was still bothering her, though, that's for sure.
The worst insult is "I feel sorry for you, blah, blah, blah." The best comeback for that insult is "I feel sorrier for you for being so insecure you felt a need to say that." I've got that tattooed in my memory for the next time that gets said. The bigger question is why do people want to insult other people? Answer: their own insecurity.
This is literally the only narrator on UA-cam whose voice matches his face.
What about Absorber?
cameron martin what about him appears to be awkward? Because I don’t see it
No, everytime I see his videos where he's just narrating, I'm picturing someone completely different.
Lmfaoo
He literally looks like you would imagine the word "Charisma" as a real person.
"somehow i don't doubt that" is the most epic response ever. savage
Yes! And, 'you ought to know!', or 'it takes one to know one!'
What do i say to "you're a joke:
@@Tiny_TheFellOmen 'I know you are, but what am I?'....in the words of Pee Wee Herman. LOL.
She was trying to keep a straight face for sure
Interesting fact about UK House of Commons - you're not allowed to directly insult someone "You are a coward, he is selfish, she's a fool" so you have to be roundabout like "Can I suggest the honourable gentleman consult his advisors before appearing on national television"
This was a great video. I am almost 40 and when I witness people flipping out on others in public it's almost mind-boggling.
When I was in 6th or 7th grade I was bullied by a certain group of kids and I have never forgotten the advice my mom gave me.
She said that as long as I can talk about myself, nobody else can.
That also made me self aware of my faults and strengths.
After a few years, nothing offended me, no one could hurt my feelings. Now, I typically just laugh when someone tries or if it is a horrible attempt, my response is usually "is that the best you're capable of!".
"She said that as long as I can talk about myself, nobody else can."
That's not true. If someone is not obnoxious or hateful, you can make light of the situation. For example: If you're overweight, and someone asks you to walk a considerable distance to where they are, you might reply, "That's a long way for a guy in my shape." SHARED LAUGHTER
OR, that same request is made, with the same reply, and the other person responds with, "You need the exercise, you freakin' fat bastard!" THE LAUGH'S ON YOU
^^^^this!!^^^^ same. Oh so same.
Funny I saw this as I was saying the exact thing in a previous comment. As a teacher in a major city, whole class was temporarily taken over by this big bully of a kid, who noticed that I live in CROCS!! Most comfortable shoes in my entire life, so I have a few. So he was like, "So you really like those shoes, huh? You wear them everyday", which caused a full blown stadium roar among everyone.
My comeback to him was, "I absolutely love these shoes, they are comfortable". Then he starts trying to put a price on my "cheap" shoes, So I flat out told him, "I can bring in all the Crocs I own, even the fur lined ones, and we can laugh all day at these shoes". He had to stop coming for me after that as all the ooooohs ensued because that was no fun to him if I am laughing at myself.
And I just felt as a person who loves doing what I do, there was a way to get my point across without belittling, and by causing him to think as well.
I love this. For me, the movie 8 Mile taught me that. Eminem roasted himself so no one would touch him. If you’re the first one to know about yourself, it can’t affect you when others try it.
Interesting and valuable approach.
Could you give more examples of how that works?
My mum taught me lots of comebacks to use when they made fun of me at school! I was too innocent and didn't know how to defend myself so she encouraged me to be as cruel as they were with me. Today, I can respond in a heartbeat and make a few witnesses crack up a little. Bo Burnham is my hero lol 😁💓
What a great Mum!!!🤩
now that's a mum
That's so cool. I love visualizing what that must've been like. Would share with us what were some of the comebacks she taught you?
you know when your ma is on your side!
@@MyrnaDeJesus I don't have a particular one at the top of my head rn but since I've always been a shy kid that turned into a withdrawn young adult, she keeps reminding me to demand respect from others because I MATTER!!!
Interesting fact about UK House of Commons - you're not allowed to directly insult someone "You are a coward, he is selfish, she's a fool" so you have to be roundabout like "Can I suggest the honourable gentleman consult his advisors before appearing on national television"
that sounds like an unbelievably awesome game
That’s the most British thing ever.
The politeness of the insults is hilarious, its passive aggressiveness on steroids
You're not even allowed to talk to them directly or mention them by name. You always address the speaker and not the person your actually talking to. "Mr Speaker, I'd like to request the honourable gentleman to withdraw the comment he made about the masturbatory stains currently visible on my suit jacket"
@@domestosbleach2822 So the rule is you need to talk about the person you wanna insult in the 3rd person, while speaking directly to the Speaker?
1: No u
2: Pulling out an UNO Reverse card
3: Y-you too
The good old tu quoque.
I know you are but what am I?
5. I'm going home
On the agreeing method, it's actually quite effective. One time somebody came up to me and said "You look like a mom" and I said, "if that's true, you look like my great-grandma." Instant roast.
That reminds of of one episode of NCIS where the deputy director of Mossad shows up and wants to speak to the NCIS director when Ducky (David McCallum) advises him he will have to wait. The Mossad guy says "And whose grandfather are you, old man?" to which Ducky smooths replies "That depends. Who is your grandmother?"
"actually"
To comments like that I usually look them in the eye and say cheerfully 'oh thanks, I'll take that as a compliment' and smile. It usually shuts them up and I'm the one smiling not them haha.
@@katec9893 I also like calling them out calmly and dispassionately. Something to the effect of, "You're certainly being hostile."
I stumbled upon this method when I was in High School. A group of us were standing around and someone commented that I had a lot of hair on my arms (I'm a girl). All I could think of to say back was " I sure do, don't I?" I guess because I was so taken off guard I couldn't think of a snappy comeback, positive or negative. Nothing more was said and even better, once I admitted it to myself and to them, it no longer was an issue I was afraid of!
As soon as i saw tina fey i knew what the clip was gonna be. She and dave were practicing improv and her comment was golden
"I run circles around you."
"well there's your problem. I'm always running forward."
who said that?
Bhargav Krishna Kermit the Frog
Guys I think we are all forgetting the most effective comeback in history. “I know you are but what am I”
Now that is a statement among statements
"That will get you nowhere."
*Conan's laughter at the "snuck" definition just cracked me up*
If he didn't exaggerate his reaction towards her it's gonna be a very terrible awkward moment for the chick. In a way, he saved her from herself.
@Pureu that and, Conan doesn't get to win arguments that often, so he's enjoying being right. :)
Yup, have to disagree w/ this vid.. Conan's comeback was the best of all time
And it made her mammaries droop.
Conan's laughter was magical in that video clip.
"You must be fun at parties." "Totally, how come you don't get invited to them?"
I was pretty proud of this comeback of mine. I forget what I was actually referring to in my marriage, but it was enough to make a guy respond with “You’re lucky you’re not my wife!” And I replied “Jack, I am well aware of how lucky I am that I am not your wife!”. Boom.
Respect! 😆
wrecked 😅
"If you were my husband, I'd give you poison."
"If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
I always liked the "I don't get it" line. Nothing kills an insult more, than when the person that said it, then has to try and explain why it's funny
^^^^^ This. It's a great way to shut just about anything down.
And if you interrupt them before the punchline by saying: "I've heard that before..."
If they're calling you "unaware" you just proved their point.
@@insertyourfeelingshere8106 i don't think someone will call you 'unaware' unless it is a constructive criticism
@@akshhat was that just a long way to say “I don’t get it”?
If they’re calling you unaware you’re still proving their point regardless if it’s constructive criticism or not
You can use “oblivious”, “high”, “lost” ect as insults and they all mean “unaware”
Parents : you were adopted
Me : lol virgins..😂😂
🤣😫😂😂 so funneh 🖕👮👮♀️😫🤣🛹🎃😤😤😤👮♂️🚨🥳
Underrated comment
Lol, its always great when you can zing your parents
:,( my parents had a miscarriage and couldn’t get pregnant anymore lol xD 😆😂😝
MEME SLAYER07 lol
A few years ago I went to a lunch with my then boyfriend, and a few of his older Anglo Saxon relatives (I'm Eurasian) were present. One particularly obnoxious man laughingly asked me if I was a Hottentot (a rather archaic offensive racial slur). He was trying to be amusing and insulting at the same time - you know, make fun of the outsider - my response was to sweetly ask "What's a Hottentot?" the old geezer's joke fell flat AND my boyfriend's brother was absolutely furious with his mean-spirited relative and rebuked him. Notably, my then boyfriend said nothing - part of the reason he's not my 'current' boyfriend/husband.
So I was talking to two female friends and one of them said I had an ugly laugh and one said yes like a girl. I was like so you agree girls have an ugly laugh? And they were like WTF happened 😂 and they were like noooo that’s not what we meant and they dropped the subject
"Do you float?"
"Sure, what do you do, sink?"
*pauses*
"Must be that cast-iron heart"
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.
That's a 3rd degree burn right there, what she got.
So accurate.
I don't get it can you explain plss
That was the only good one. From there on this video was just clapping back with uno reverse cards
quite*
The best comeback no one can respond to is "ok"
Ok and “k” 😂
@@onlybetasgetoffendedbystri8030 that's the one I use
@@onlybetasgetoffendedbystri8030 make sure to use lower caps to maximize the damage lol
@@smile6676 😂😂😂 facts
Damn I thought I’m the only one 😂☝️
My husband, whose hobby is linguistics, says that the precedent against ending a sentence with a preposition started with a scholar who wanted to conform English grammar to Latin grammar. Before he forced his will upon English speakers, we had no problem with ending a sentence with a preposition.
Which is an odd perspective for the scholar to have, given that English is Germanic and Latin Italic, thus the two are only distantly related (nearly three millennia separated). It's amazing how many so-called "rules" in English are arbitrary decisions by a single individual (or very small group) that everyone else has accepted and perpetuated without double-checking the reasoning: don't end with a preposition, don't start with a preposition, don't split infinitives, etc.
Makes sense because the same it true of the 'split infinitive' which is laughably frowned upon by conservatives.
@@thetimekeeper955 This same scholars respelled a whole lot of French-origin words to make them look more like Latin. So...
* Old English "samon" (from the French "saumon") became "salmon" to make it look more like the Latin "salmo".
* Old English "dette" (from the French "dette") became "debt" to make it look more like the Latin "debitum"
Similarly for doubt, subtle, etc. That is why we have all this weird spelling with silent consonants in English.
@@davidbroadfoot1864 As far as American English goes, this kind of thing seems to be mostly a result of anti-British sentiment, since American English wasn't standardized until about seventy years after British English. It was Webster, I believe, who advocated that the Latin spelling of Latin-origin words was the only proper way to spell them-e.g., "color" was more accurate than French "colour"-but this was really only because the British had chosen the French spelling (probably because of Norman influence). He further advocated for other alternate spellings of words of various origins (not just French), to differentiate even more from British English, but he wasn't wholly successful, so American English has a number of baffling inconsistencies.
@@davidbroadfoot1864 Ohh, very insightful. So the weird spelling isn't just natural quirkiness, but an intentional mess up.
A good response is also to treat the person who insulted you like air afterwards, talk to other people in the group instead or just stare the person down for a few seconds if he/she keeps going.
Conan saved the situation by laughing maniacally as it made it a point of making it "all in good fun." If he hadn't, that would have been extremely awkward and still confrontational.
The way it should have been.
That is a really good observation.
Good point. But Garner is so gorgeous it barely mattered.
I think that was staged. He just happen to have a dictionary? 🤷♀️
totally agree. Hes a good host and handled that well, while not failing to call her out lol.
Jeb: My mom is the strongest woman I know. Trump: She should be running.
If it didn’t come from Trump this would be seen as one of history’s greatest burns
John Hein why
John Hein seems a little immature of you...
@@johnhein2539 I agree, that's totally how it works.
@@johnhein2539 it still is
My favorite comeback is "I've heard/been called worse by people who matter more"
Either this dude is genuinely happy with life or a great actor, but I buy it. Great video bro. Hail. Glad to see you trying to improve people's lives.
Passive agressive. Think you need to watch some more of his videos
The day someone masters all the techniques that charisma has talked about they will become the perfect human
All u need for strong saiko is don't give afuck
Lmao, you have Charlie right here
I'm trying to pick this apart...I can't. His content touches on so many areas of life, it's hard to say what he _doesn't_ teach people to do better.
I guess you have to believe Stoicism to be both incompatible with and inferior to other philosophies to argue with what you're saying, because Stoicism is the only major philosophy I've heard him recommend. If I'm wrong, I'd like to know what other philosophies he also recommends.
@@StEpHeNno22 It's not just philosophy... it's also a bit of psychology. Although you might be able to make an argument that psychology is philosophy, I think others would (not necessarily here in YT comments) use the scientific data of many separate experiments to argue that psychology isn't merely philosophy but now has some grounding/basis in human biology.
@@jchinckley I don't get it, are you saying Stoicism is a form of psychology?
Three rules for that kind of interaction: 1. Remain calm 2 and 3 stay calm. Never show fear or pain. Nothing sexier than a calm smile.
Good advice. A temper almost never helps in any situation. You'll just make mistakes.
When I realize I'm confronted with a toxic salty rage baby, I purposefully try to piss them off. It tilts them to no end. They embarass themselves and fall over their own feet.
@@Sercil00 I've been experimenting with just shrugging and walking away without words when they interrupt. It seems to infuriate them. If they bring it up later I speak in a measured tone. Once I have been told that walking away was disrespectful. I asked "Are you asking me to stand in silence as you yell as a show of respect?" "...yes..." "No thank you."
That coworker stopped speaking to me. They literally try to pretend I don't exist and avoid eye contact.
@@Sercil00 Thank you for 'toxic salty rage baby'. Didn't know I needed that in my life.
Nothing sexier then a creepy smile, which I have.....
one rule for any interaction: 1. What would Joseph Joestar do?
My personal favorite is essentially "that all ya got?" AKA the Cyrano de Bergerac parry. When faced with an insult that isn't particularly clever, one of the easiest, most unrecoverable reversals is to say something like, "Oh come on, that's the best you can do?" If you can think of any good ones, feel free to follow it up by suggesting better insults they might have used instead. Bonus points if you improve upon their own idea.
Good call. I'm surprised he missed this one, especially if he's going to go Game of Thrones for fictional characters, since Tyrion Lannister used this more than once when people insulted his height.
Steve Martin does it best in Roxanne (yes, a Cyrano rifff)
Ok this is the one! Lol it fits my personality sooo well, thank you! Lol
There's a bully at my school and I'm in drama with her we both wanted the same part. When she looked at my choices she said
Bully: Threatening "Looks like I've got some competition"
Me "I don't" walks away never looks back
Me trying not to stoop down to their level: "um...y-yeah..."
Clapping back is okay. You don't always have to be the bigger person. But you do you.
Just say *bleahgrerbghhhbbbbre!!!* and wave your arms around, it’ll get you the last word
My standard response: "WROOONG."
@@Sercil00 haha that's Trump's too
I appreciate all of the comments haha 💕
I'm a little anxious of things that could happen after clapping back so I do my best not to. But perhaps I'll try when I think I truly should. 🤗
One of my favorites comebacks to a cruel or rude statement comes from my favorite aunt. Sylvee responds to such comments with the simple but devastatingly effect line..."How kind of you to say so". This puts the focus on the base behavior the person is exhibiting, which is where the focus belongs.
I would say somthing like this along the lines of "how kind of you to point that out! ill be sure to improve" then its like I dont care about what they say and theyre actually helping me take things into consideration
I love that! I'm going to use that. It's better than my "is that the best you're capable of!"...
I don't get it.
@@sypetsutube1272 It is pointing out the fact that the person has no manners and is the rude and/or cruel one. The way a person behaves displays their integrity, morals and values. If you go around making rude comments or being cruel to someone, you are the person with the problem.
@@emmaleigh837 I still don't get it 😐
Whenever someone tries to insult me with the "weird" label, I just agree and thank them for noticing. I always love watching the face they make.
My husband sometimes has sarcastic remarks, but I know him enough to know they are not ment to be taken seriously. So I reply with "I love you too." :-) I never thought much of it untill my sister commented how I always difuse a situation and take it lightly instead of taking it seriously and become defensive or insulted (as would be my sisters' common way of reacting)...
No one can embarrass conan, he's a walking uno reverse card.
Legend👑
Conan's masterful on his feet/ in his chair etc. Brilliant.
my favorite comeback to a direct insult is: "Yet still you love me"
works every time
😂
thats actually a very good one because you can use it any situation when you cant think of anything
"somebody has to"
"whatever makes you sleep at night 😉"
@Daniel Doyle That's the point they become the bad guy, so it would still work.
5:55 that's pure genius: using the other's attempt to put you down by both strengthening your own claimed quality and retaliating back to the "hater" by highlighting the lack of that quality. I love it.
Contagious laughter!! Great comebacks and banters will always feel so satisfying to say the least.
“No U”
Checkmate.
But in all seriousness, often just being completely nonreactive or simply nonchalantly dismissing the validity of the insult, pointing out its lack of originality or simply agreeing with the insult and laughing (edit: I didn’t realize he already said this) are all strategies that almost always work without even having to think of something clever.
"That's not what ur mum said last night" = instant death
You are right as long as you're not actively competing with the other person. This works on a casual setting. Sports, politics, debate and similar scenarios require constant back and forth. If you do it long enough, you even start to enjoy it lol
No u 2.
"Or so you claim"
I agree. You dont need to agree with the insult just stare at the person for some seconds and act like nothing of importance happened. Or stare at them more until they look ridiculous. Doing nothing is more useful for women I think. Too much back and forth makes you look like one of the guys.
People insult others to make themselves feel stronger & better in front of people.
The most important thing I have noticed all my life is that people will insult you more often. As they themselves are not happy in their own life. They are holding so many grudges or complaints against others. They can’t see others happy and look for opportunities to pull others down.
Do you think this also applies to normal joking between friends or only to actual insults?
Well that makes so much sense
I agree, and the more successful you become or enter leadership positions, some individuals who are insecure with their own levels of success will attempt to insult you even more. Most insults are based off of insecurities people have themselves and they try to draw attention to other people's flaws instead of their own.
the only time i insult people is when i'm angry at myself, or when i'm trying to voice an annoyance through a joke
@@Miksu__ I feel that it does to some extent, as individuals are always instinctively looking for opportunities to move up in the social hierarchy. Although something may just be teasing or a joke, unless it is directly sarcastic, there is usually even a small sliver of truth in it.
If someone(person i know, not stranger) narrows their eyes at me I say, "you look tired, are you okay?" Literally works everytime.
It’s very easy to insult or belittle a person , it takes lot of knowledge , wisdom and manners not to. Hope we all get enough courage not to insult anyone .
Did anyone noticed that the spiderman picture behind him, changed into a fat spiderman at one part of the video?
Yeah, I did, couldn't figure out why, LOL
It also changed into Selena Gomez...
nope.....
It actually freaked me out for a moment, I was like 'What the f*** was that?!'
Then I went back, re-watched it, only thought it looked creepy, and moved on with the video.
And a Spiderman eating soup (it looked like) for a split moment
In my experience, intentional misinterpretation works best, makes the offender more angry and makes you look cool
Space Walker I think Furebel means that if you misinterpret an obvious insult as a compliment, then you make the other person angry and you seem cool
@@marciavox8105 oh i see
yeah, it is true in most cases
Def my favorite tactic!!
"you are fat"
"Oh, Thanks! I worked so hard to get in this Shape."
Iori Diangellis 😳 people actually are rude enough to tell you that??
These videos are very informative and I love how they are based in the different layers of human psychology. Also I just want you to know I noticed the Spiderman pic in the background change a couple of times...Cheers to all of you who make these videos possible.
Congratulations Charlie I’m happy to see you have such a successful channel!
I tried correcting someone's grammar on facebook once. The person wrote "gramer" i tried correcting that person by typing "grammer" and another person corrected me with "grammar". It was so embarrassing I deleted the comment immediately. 😅 same as with conan.
Lol, you should've liked to person correcting you. That would have made it great.
The meta joke is killer when it lands, but otherwise a non-starter. Makes it hard to commit.
This is like the best thing. LoL!! I love it when people correct other people's grammar, but they have ZERO punctuation in their comment.
If this happens, take the advice from a skeptic. Reply with, "Ah, thank you, I missed that. I would, in fact, rather be correct than right."
@@themandalor38501 Neither apparently, since it was spelling.
“I know you are but what am I?”😌💥🥊😼😼
If you do this comeback then you are cancer
@@ricksanchez3286 i know you are but what am i?
Sky Luke 😂
@@skyluke9476 😅😂🤣
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love how Conan goes all out rubbing it in her face in a way that doesn't feel rude.
Yeah he made it really silly and it encouraged Jen to laugh at her self, and I don’t know if Conan can seriously be insulted, he takes everything in stride. Love JG, she’s awesome but not naturally funny, at least not Conan’s brand of funny. I think she was trying to get a crack in and be fun, but it back fired a bit lol.
This channel will forever grow man! Interesting tips indeed. YT is the modern day Harvard for sure, you can most def learn anything about any topic.
I kinda used the purposeful misinterpretation a while ago at a gas station. I was standing around waiting for my mom to come out of the bathroom, and this guy walked in the store and said to me
“What are you, the bouncer?” And I said “no, sir, I’m just waiting for my mom in the bathroom, but we can fight if you want too” I didn’t make myself sound serious tho.
Imma use that one
lol imagine if he pulled out da strap
Sounds like he was making an innocent joke idk why you wouldn’t just say “yeah” or something
LOL!! Oh man, that's an awesome comeback. Teach me more.
How about:
" no, I'm just waiting for someone but i can check your ID if you want"
When you fail at a witty remark and then think about that conversation for the rest of the day and come up with a million better comebacks
Funny as hell. We want more of these snappy comebacks!!! Glad I saw it, I was laughing and taking mental notes the whole time. Burn!!
Love this channel. I appreciate the professionalism!!
A fictional character with excellent comebacks?
Sterling Archer:
"You...wait, I swear I had something for this."
I actually thought he was going to reference Archer
Lol.. I can H Jon Benjamin's voice as I read that.
“Phrasing.”
@Luvjeet SINGH Fine, whatever, space phrasing, then.
Uhhh, Sherlock!
Fun fact : The guy who says “ORDERRR!” is known as the Commons Speaker . After the Prime Minister in the Westminster Palace (Government building) the Commons and Lords speaker hold the most prestigious position having a residence personally in the Palace .
His job is notably hard due to having to learn all 650 names of MPs and then has to order them to speak in turn and then sort out the schedule and direct messages to his assistants who sit directly ahead of him and act as a middle man through the entire debate all simultaneously mind you .
I like him the most hahaha
Thank you.
And that one recently got sacked
He said AW-DUH
Interesting! Tx!
I love all these points, I also love how the spiderman Pic changes Mid video lol :) very well done. love your content.
Not sure how Charisma on Command even ended up in my video algorithm, but I'm very glad it did. These topics are fascinating. Great channel.
My brain in real time: what do I say
My brain in the shower: "do you sink?'
Jose Carlos Navarro dafuq did I just read
@@tjm. Never correct people's grammar :P
@@Galdring you'd be a god if you can even make out what that line was. Couldn't even correct it even if I wanted to. Lolol
What he was saying was "people don't think it's like this, but it really is"
"Often those that criticise others reveal what he himself lacks."
--Shannon L. Alder
So true. They see the world not like it is, but how they are.
Cringy
Sigmund Freud created a term for this --/ “Reflection.”
@@dbvibes2515 The German original is "Projektion", in English it would be "projection".
You are right. It’s Projection not Reflection.
"ok" just shows how much you dgaf about the insult, and instantly backfires all of what they were telling you
Excellent! Thanks for the analysis.
4:50 "There's a fictional character that has some excellent comebacks."
Looks at Spider-Man in the background. O_O
"It's Jaimie Lannister." -_-
Jaime is good but Tyrion is the king of wit in that series. Well, until they butchered his character after season 6
Apparently, the Lannisters are adept at this sort of thing. My favorite advice from Tyrion: “Let me give you some advice. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
First non political youtuber I've seen in a while talk about Trump without making it politicized.
Kudos to you on keeping it professional.
Totally agree. Actually being professional in our over political time is such a beautiful thing!
When has trump ever been professional?
@@josephinebournes8212 No, he’s just a nasty
@@josephinebournes8212 When have you been professional? And how much did you charge?
@Robin Smedberg, it's older men who are mostly right-wing. Young men often don't care much for politics unless they're activists.
Conan laughing maniacally while pointing to the definition of the word "snuck" is so hilarious to me.
I agree, even his voice is uplifting . He always sounds so genuinely happy. It helps me a lot just to watch his cheeky smile and listen to him speak. I like him and wish there were more like him. I certainly wish I was.
Go well in beauty.🖖
Using other people's words/arugment against them is one of the best comebacks that you will ever use.
Greatest comeback I've experienced: After reading a joke from reader's digest, I decided to try it. After dining out, when the check arrived, I nonchalantly told the waiter, 'oh, that's okay, we're not staying for the drawing' and slid the check back to him. He slid it back and without missing a beat, he said, 'you don't have to be present to win'. Touche`!
I don't get it
I don't get it either
@@wouldyoulikesomewiessedtea8757 drawing as in lucky draw. They returned the cheque, treating it like a ticket for the lucky draw, and the waiter slid it back saying they can still win if they're not around, so they had to take the cheque. Pretty neat.
@@Gor2593 I still don't get it but thanks
@@wouldyoulikesomewiessedtea8757 You might not get it, but I bet your missus does. 😏
Love the video. Can't help but notice Spiderman on the back wall getting changed out repeatedly 😆
Man, thank you very much for this video! That realy help
"Because you'd be in jail" - is currently the world's greatest comeback.
Even Hillary had the expression on her face 'damn, that was a good one'...
@@MJforlife87 And her mind.....
@@MsStack42 .....and her Clinton Foundation.
Yes, that was epic! 'The Don' is a savage!
I despise Trump; however, his "Only Rosie O'Donnell" was MASTERFUL!
@@srbaruchi that was awesome!!
I am suddenly reminded of Tombstone, where The Madcap sarcastically remarks to Wyatt Earp, “Oh, I’m real scared,” at which point Wyatt Earp responds “I know you’re scared. I can see it in your eyes.” And let’s not forget. “You’re so drunk you can’t hit nothin’. In fact, I’ll bet you’re seeing double right now.” “I’ve got two guns, one for each of ya.”
Nice call - What a great movie! ... "Ed, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it." "Maybe poker just isn't your game. I've got an idea - let's have a spelling contest." "Oh, Johnny, I'm sorry. I forgot you were there. You may go now." "You're a daisy if you do." And of course, my fav - "I'm your Huckleberry, that's just my game." lol
I adore that Conan actually had a print dictionary on hand.
Thank you for this!
The UK. Parliament scene was hilarious 😂😂the British ain't civil afterall...
ihuoma kings, Aussie parliament can be even more fun to watch, some of the best entertainment on C-SPAN.
It’s a bunch of private/boarding school kids that brought along their mannerisms... it’s not effective
UK parliament are a joke, every one in the UK despises them all, bunch of childish crooks
Was that real?
WhosFaulty You have no right to speak for everyone in the Uk. The UK gave the example of democracy to the world.
*"I make it a rule never to have a battle of wits with an unarmed individual."*
*"I'd just end up looking like a bully!"*
Wasn't that quip by Oscar Wilde?
@@freeqwerqwer ... Close, but it was in fact Samuel Langhorn Clemmons, better known by his nick Mark Twain. Both very clever and cunning linguists indeed!
@@vonsuthoff the first quote was most definitely Oscar Wilde
I love these types of videos as a person who was continuously being walked over in form of jokes.
Fun video! The background looks periwinkle. I love it!
Sterling Archer charisma breakdown please
yes please
PLEASEEEEE
Agreed.
Oh God... Yes...
Yes
I really wanna see him break down Olena Tyrell's (from GoT) wittiness and insults. THAT would be a great episode.
Absolutely. She was a stone cold savage.
I needed this. Thank you.
your picture changes in the background and i couldnt stop staring at it the whole time just because i was curious how it was going to morph next.. that is dope
It's perfectly okay to end a sentence with a preposition to avoid confusion or keep from sounding goofy. “What are you sitting on?” “On what are you sitting?”
What are you afraid of?
@@SuperOCHomes of what are you afraid?
Exactly. The never using a preposition at the end thing came from Latin grammar rules, not English.
@@bobthabuilda1525
No, it’s an English rule of grammar too. It’s allowed (sometimes required) in German but not in English.
@@Frankie5Angels150 Wrong. It is allowed at University, but not allowed in high school. And the high school teachers are simply wrong. It is actually not a rule of English grammar except in the hands of school teachers. Writers regarded as greats of English literature have been shown to violate many "rules" set by high school teachers.
why isn't anybody talking about the picture in the background lmaoo 4:50
Yeah, also change at 1:49
I just wanted to comment on that
lmfaoooo wtf
06:47
Thank you, the spooderman where weird I was litterally searching conversations about it
So good, thank you!
Just found you. Geez, where have i been? Love the content. New sub. 👍
For the algorithm.
That was an excellent summary of how to respond well to an insult. This is the kind of thing that needs to be taught in elementary/primary school so that kids can learn to handle themselves when the bullying starts.
nah. cos the bullies are learning too. it used to be the case that replying to a bully's insult with "i don't understand can you explain it too me" that actually did used to work every time. But not anymore cos the bullies heard it frequently and figured out what to say next. If you're going to teach a class of children about bullying, just teach that people who attempt to bully others are generally very pathetic who have very sad lives. That puts all the attention straight up on the jerkwad and definitely not in an appreciative way.
@@jaspermartin7444 the "explain it to me"-move only works in crowds with adults. Children don't get sarcasm/lack a better understanding of what's considered basic/common knowledge, so any line of argument that rests on knowledge doesn't work that well (except when you go super basic, as in: "and why is 2+2=4 again?")
Well the Trump examples of punching back and talking over someone is narcissist behavior that is already being taught in our social world. I wouldn't recommend the Trump examples, they don't seem to be civil and are pathetic at it's core. The other ones of literal, purposeful misinterpretation, agree and expand or join in and laugh are golden. It boils down to teaching kids their valuable.
@@nejolo9563 Why the hell is that narcissist? Youre just defending yourself.
"cause you'd be in jail" is still the most prolific comeback in history.
Epic
Trump being elected was the biggest fvck you in history.
@Jeshex Hillary
Supporter.
@Jeshex wow.
@Jeshex OrAnGe MaN bAd
Great Video! Love it!
My Brother and I do this type of "witty response" with each other -- whether it is just the 2 of us, or if we are with others -- and when we Are with others, we can be very "agile" with remarks that everyone knows are not "personal" and about things they will not be "sensitive" about... It IS something you kind of have to LEARN over time... to do it well without hurting others... but doing it with forgiving friends and family will help you "Build up the muscles" (or brain cells) to do it easily when ever you wish.
I have even used it to Prevent a fight! Get the "bully" to laugh... and the aggression goes away. (or at least you distract them for a couple of seconds, so YOU can get in a disabling strike... either way, you just ended the fight, without getting hurt.)