Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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  • A review of the best TV news bloopers of the decade.
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  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 4 роки тому +12816

    "I so pale,,,"
    [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_
    ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

    • @kaifan4007
      @kaifan4007 4 роки тому +619

      “ I S O P A Y L E” “

    • @hard_candy
      @hard_candy 4 роки тому +250

      She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

    • @SoftestOnDaBlock
      @SoftestOnDaBlock 4 роки тому +126

      *mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @shanekw93
      @shanekw93 4 роки тому +30

      I died😂💀

    • @hem495
      @hem495 4 роки тому +60

      First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

  • @louisbrowne9095
    @louisbrowne9095 4 роки тому +7643

    The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

    • @global216
      @global216 4 роки тому +181

      That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

    • @miffyluvbug
      @miffyluvbug 4 роки тому +36

      Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

    • @finnikin69
      @finnikin69 4 роки тому +48

      1:14

    • @carolethorn3211
      @carolethorn3211 4 роки тому +14

      "Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 роки тому +6

      @@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

  • @mrsmacca126
    @mrsmacca126 5 місяців тому +731

    The alligator one, though….. “ hold him tight”
    “ I AMMMM I AAAMMMMMM”

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 4 місяці тому +984

    The camera man zooming in on the cat was gold 😂

    • @liv8095
      @liv8095 2 місяці тому +30

      bro's a star and he didn't even know it

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee Місяць тому +15

      That’s probably my favorite one, he reveals it so dramatically

    • @BoJangles42
      @BoJangles42 Місяць тому +19

      The cat’s like, “Yes, I’m the cougar.”

    • @crypticpainter7643
      @crypticpainter7643 23 дні тому +2

      It was a huge cat, it was 😂

  • @manifestdestiny1191
    @manifestdestiny1191 2 роки тому +11114

    Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

  • @EmmaBobFufu
    @EmmaBobFufu 4 роки тому +7963

    "my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!"
    *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

  • @kelevera420.
    @kelevera420. 4 місяці тому +1042

    "For that, the hamburglar"
    😂
    Always has me dying every time I see it.

    • @svenhillring3275
      @svenhillring3275 4 місяці тому +25

      I laugh every time at that!

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 Місяць тому +22

      I love the glare after

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl Місяць тому +1

      I just read this comment and literally checked to see whether I had written it the last time I watched this! That man is a legend!

    • @XenoXerosiX_SpX
      @XenoXerosiX_SpX Місяць тому +2

      2:56 … *Yeah*

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 2 місяці тому +279

    "Where there have been spottings of a cougar" dramatic point and zoom "but that's not it, that's a housecat".
    That bit had me on the floor.

    • @PunkRockNerd10171
      @PunkRockNerd10171 13 днів тому +3

      Like the camera man keeps it on the house cat to be funny

  • @bren4888
    @bren4888 4 роки тому +38069

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv”
    But now, he’s *Dead*

  • @Otto505
    @Otto505 3 роки тому +4010

    “I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

    • @BrockRocket
      @BrockRocket 3 роки тому +224

      "Yeah my children were in there...but totinos..."

    • @itsnika3309
      @itsnika3309 3 роки тому +91

      How she gon bake the totinos pizza lol

    • @SerbwithGod
      @SerbwithGod 3 роки тому +80

      @@itsnika3309 she doesn't need to bake them, she eats them raw...

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 2 роки тому +11

      One for her, one for doggo. Smart thinking tbh

    • @tyronegooch5251
      @tyronegooch5251 2 роки тому +2

      They are delicious.

  • @kattella
    @kattella 4 місяці тому +662

    The poor girl who bites it just after talking about how perfect the conditions were for running always makes me so embarrassed for her 😂😭

    • @Kupacolypse
      @Kupacolypse 3 місяці тому +41

      “It’s the perfect condition for running”
      Lmao, and falls 10 seconds later.

    • @austinkelso1191
      @austinkelso1191 Місяць тому +15

      The thumbs up at the end 😂

    • @redfo3009
      @redfo3009 Місяць тому +3

      Hilarious 😅

    • @herculydia
      @herculydia 27 днів тому +5

      She made the mistake of stepping on the painted lane marker. They are slick as compared to the unpainted asphalt.

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 24 дні тому +2

      not me i think she was being snarky

  • @Akash_Tyagi_93
    @Akash_Tyagi_93 24 дні тому +138

    3:10 -"How something so small can be so impressive?"
    "Well Mark, you would know about that!" 😂😂

    • @deanraney1049
      @deanraney1049 20 днів тому +3

      I feel like she just confirmed that size doesn't matter. Maybe I'm confused.

    • @elizabethmarie3185
      @elizabethmarie3185 20 днів тому +14

      Like what did Mark do to her?😂

    • @zacharywooden2113
      @zacharywooden2113 19 днів тому +8

      Brilliant move to be honest. In the time he spent figuring out whether it was a compliment or an insult, they would have moved on to another topic.

    • @yash1152
      @yash1152 15 днів тому +2

      3:21

    • @yash1152
      @yash1152 15 днів тому +2

      4:08

  • @zoeantczak8062
    @zoeantczak8062 4 роки тому +4942

    NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

    • @jamesvoris6241
      @jamesvoris6241 4 роки тому +159

      Them laughin in background was best part lol

    • @jmsbyt
      @jmsbyt 4 роки тому +42

      I WHEEZED

    • @josgn
      @josgn 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ab-jf2re
      @ab-jf2re 4 роки тому +114

      The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 роки тому +158

      So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

  • @tiddies6619
    @tiddies6619 4 роки тому +7316

    “My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv”
    *but now he’s dead*

  • @Casual_Lifestyle
    @Casual_Lifestyle 3 місяці тому +165

    17:35
    2 grown men on a news broadcast laughing a Hugh Janus is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @andrewcharles6489
      @andrewcharles6489 Місяць тому +2

      Hahahahahahahahahaha guys will be guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @themorningnevercame8618
      @themorningnevercame8618 Місяць тому +12

      As in: Huge Anus, right?
      I'm not a native speaker.

    • @GraveyardTV
      @GraveyardTV Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 whoever put that tweet out is a genius

    • @ultimateplayer1555
      @ultimateplayer1555 14 днів тому +2

      ​@@themorningnevercame8618 Yes

  • @DP-zo8rn
    @DP-zo8rn 4 місяці тому +179

    Yo the part with the Bus stopping to watch the explosion and then leaving has me dying😂😂😂😂

  • @TheDickem
    @TheDickem 3 роки тому +5506

    "Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 3 роки тому +294

      She's my favorite

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 3 роки тому +65

      what does that even mean tho

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 3 роки тому +350

      biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 3 роки тому +26

      Thanks I didn’t know what she said

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 3 роки тому +37

      @@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

  • @Tony_Hardy
    @Tony_Hardy 4 роки тому +26228

    The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 4 роки тому +890

      Tony Hardy his face was perfect

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 4 роки тому +441

      4/4 of anything is all of it

    • @hibiscusangel7376
      @hibiscusangel7376 4 роки тому +41

      Lol

    • @raviolarts
      @raviolarts 4 роки тому +235

      Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

    • @151yaron
      @151yaron 4 роки тому +102

      @@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

  • @northhunter3662
    @northhunter3662 2 місяці тому +72

    There's something so wholesome about watching someone uncontrollably laughing 😂

  • @roslynsanders1675
    @roslynsanders1675 5 місяців тому +213

    21:10
    The “Goat Man” actually eating grass had me literally crying with laughter 😂 it’s no way any anchor could report that without cracking up

    • @theAussie01
      @theAussie01 5 місяців тому +3

      the goat mans legs....i lost it!!!!

    • @margob6203
      @margob6203 4 місяці тому +4

      ⁠@@theAussie01You and me both, lmao!!! I laughed so hard over Goat Man and Chris P. Bacon my stomach was killing me, hahaha. 😂

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 3 місяці тому +8

      It's also funny that none of the anchors picked up that the "IG NOBEL" prize is supposed to be a play on "ignoble" and pronounced as one word not separate letters.

  • @myveryhipusername
    @myveryhipusername 4 роки тому +13084

    “It’s a man actually, Derek.”

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 4 місяці тому +96

    Lol ! The synchronized, "La-dy-Li-ber-ty" ladies and the weatherman 😂

  • @rachel.0352
    @rachel.0352 3 місяці тому +68

    I lost it at the guy who thought his colleague's hair was a weave

  • @akshayarya992
    @akshayarya992 4 роки тому +6627

    "oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "That's a man actually derek!"

    • @medicated.nihilist
      @medicated.nihilist 4 роки тому +40

      He's 37.

    • @jinjer5042
      @jinjer5042 4 роки тому +28

      That killed me

    • @dperin00011
      @dperin00011 4 роки тому +125

      Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 роки тому +7

      @@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

    • @boozness1497
      @boozness1497 4 роки тому +1

      Classic

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 3 роки тому +3708

    "...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour."
    "It's not. Except it is."
    *Looks at camera and gasps*

    • @bboo8436
      @bboo8436 3 роки тому +78

      I woke up my baby I laughed so hard at this part.

    • @JarJarsFeetPics
      @JarJarsFeetPics 3 роки тому +75

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 3 роки тому +29

      Had me crying

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 3 роки тому +31

      Easily one of the best ones on here

    • @abeman02
      @abeman02 3 роки тому +10

      NANI!!!!

  • @malcomlittle251
    @malcomlittle251 2 місяці тому +73

    The reporter on "Chris P. Bacon"... hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hamsterdiving7593
    @hamsterdiving7593 2 місяці тому +57

    I laughed so hard at the dude talking about a cougar sighting while panning on a cat just sitting there minding it's own business that I woke up my BF who was sleeping next to me... 😅😂🤣

    • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
      @HerculesRockefellerESQ 29 днів тому +3

      Typical cat behavior. 😂
      Carl the cougar: "Max, fill in for me on the news today, will ya? They're gonna be here in 15 minutes and I was up late."
      Max the tabby: "I gotchu bro."

  • @linofaiiry4980
    @linofaiiry4980 3 роки тому +10228

    I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

    • @AntonXul
      @AntonXul 3 роки тому +497

      Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

    • @Raebrained
      @Raebrained 3 роки тому +373

      It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

    • @linofaiiry4980
      @linofaiiry4980 3 роки тому +1

      Aqza ak Hello ^^

    • @justinthomas4724
      @justinthomas4724 3 роки тому +1

      Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

    • @dougdiener8775
      @dougdiener8775 3 роки тому +7

      Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

  • @lIIlIIIlIIlII
    @lIIlIIIlIIlII 3 роки тому +2369

    *"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

  • @jonconstant3914
    @jonconstant3914 Місяць тому +31

    The voices in the background at 25:25 are just the best. Everyone just making the best of a laughing fit. “A beverage?” “You can drink it?!”

  • @deucedecker4903
    @deucedecker4903 4 місяці тому +301

    23:50 The guy was in emergency mode. After he saw the hanging guy, his brain would only focus on saving the guy, and would not waste resources for anything else. That's how we survive. This gentleman is a damned perfect example of humanity in action.

    • @timothynorling5056
      @timothynorling5056 3 місяці тому +40

      So funny but also actually very touching.

    • @hyrulemazta2296
      @hyrulemazta2296 Місяць тому +27

      There's no denying it was absolutely hilarious...
      But there's also no denying that man had his heart and mind in the right place.

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 15 днів тому +1

      That man is what humanity needs in life, some might think helping a dummy in danger silly but he has a great heart

    • @jacobmarshall5391
      @jacobmarshall5391 11 днів тому

      ​@JustinCarbaugh She!?

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 11 днів тому

      @@jacobmarshall5391 He

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 3 роки тому +4569

    Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on UA-cam with millions of views and daily comments 😂

    • @mr.dankestdank7372
      @mr.dankestdank7372 3 роки тому +5

      cheesynuggets how original

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 3 роки тому +30

      @@mr.dankestdank7372 Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

    • @sodanoutang6303
      @sodanoutang6303 3 роки тому +75

      Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 3 роки тому +18

      @@sodanoutang6303 That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

    • @arkhamshow8996
      @arkhamshow8996 3 роки тому +1

      @@sodanoutang6303 what's her ig?

  • @lara_young
    @lara_young 3 роки тому +3519

    “You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.”
    “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 роки тому +44

      I’m week 😂😂

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 3 роки тому +44

      @@gh6st575 weak my man

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 роки тому +4

      @@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 роки тому +16

      That was funny as hell

    • @Claarissaahhh
      @Claarissaahhh 3 роки тому +25

      That had me wheeezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michlo3393
    @michlo3393 4 місяці тому +95

    3:30 HE thinks he's a cougar and that's what is most important. And at 10:40 that lady's descent into madness was AMAZING.

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 Місяць тому +23

    “Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo” has to be one of my favorites of all time.

  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac 4 роки тому +35618

    I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

    • @alicengrey
      @alicengrey 4 роки тому +318

      same!

    • @SURFERGRL72RAKM
      @SURFERGRL72RAKM 4 роки тому +479

      Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

    • @kalax0094
      @kalax0094 4 роки тому +28

      katie Cook I agree

    • @AminGuides
      @AminGuides 4 роки тому +31

      Same..seems interesting

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 4 роки тому +18

      Right

  • @JenniferC26
    @JenniferC26 4 роки тому +2502

    “Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!”
    “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc 4 роки тому +21

      Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 роки тому +36

      Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

    • @LaNonita00
      @LaNonita00 4 роки тому +19

      That one killed me

    • @smallblackcat8645
      @smallblackcat8645 4 роки тому +16

      I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

    • @goldenpony3460
      @goldenpony3460 4 роки тому +18

      Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

  • @rx_jaydot7532
    @rx_jaydot7532 3 місяці тому +35

    The "chris p bacon" one gotta be the best one😂😂😂

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 3 місяці тому +50

    I always find myself coming back to this iconic masterpiece.

    • @britvica
      @britvica Місяць тому +2

      The best video in this category!

  • @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122
    @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122 4 роки тому +5339

    "...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    RIP Mark

    • @trigcat3107
      @trigcat3107 4 роки тому +32

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @pilosopino23
      @pilosopino23 4 роки тому +207

      Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

    • @adamczubaszek9379
      @adamczubaszek9379 4 роки тому +262

      but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

    • @geewest7184
      @geewest7184 4 роки тому +73

      She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

    • @TTownIBC
      @TTownIBC 4 роки тому +65

      Legend says he’s still looking at her

  • @0rchid71
    @0rchid71 4 роки тому +2838

    “I so pale”
    “You’re on”
    *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 3 роки тому +35

      I sO pAlE

    • @hafizhsidqi
      @hafizhsidqi 3 роки тому +15

      On air

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 3 роки тому +15

      @kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

    • @angelicaangels6835
      @angelicaangels6835 3 роки тому

      Hah!

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 роки тому +5

      Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 26 днів тому +12

    "I so pale" is the most professional recovery from a blooper I've ever seen.

  • @WingafiedOtter-cw7ov
    @WingafiedOtter-cw7ov 4 місяці тому +23

    "I dropped my hot pocket"
    That was the funniest part of this video 😭😭

  • @manofmystery5191
    @manofmystery5191 3 роки тому +9664

    I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

    • @YedLee
      @YedLee 3 роки тому +435

      Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 3 роки тому +197

      He was very nice about it lol

    • @peacefulpanda5990
      @peacefulpanda5990 3 роки тому +147

      He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 3 роки тому +145

      He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

    • @vladtoper8020
      @vladtoper8020 3 роки тому +17

      its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

  • @counthobbula8377
    @counthobbula8377 4 роки тому +3561

    He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

    • @brookenelson8203
      @brookenelson8203 4 роки тому +243

      CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

    • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
      @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 4 роки тому +98

      I AM I AM

    • @quatroquatroSJSU
      @quatroquatroSJSU 4 роки тому +128

      dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 4 роки тому +7

      PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!!
      There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here.
      Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke.
      But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

    • @INAM1NUTE
      @INAM1NUTE 4 роки тому +4

      I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it
      Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

  • @BathiX
    @BathiX 5 місяців тому +34

    S/o all the way from Durban, South Africa 🇿🇦
    Can't believe that the "give a man a fish" made onto the list.
    😂😂😂

  • @GM_YYC
    @GM_YYC 4 місяці тому +59

    17:36 "Hugh Janis".... I cried ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @janeives.
      @janeives. 2 місяці тому

      I don’t get it was it something to do with 🍑? or am I extremely slow 😭

    • @GM_YYC
      @GM_YYC 2 місяці тому +3

      @@janeives. Hugh Janis = Huge.... I let you fill the blanks 😁. Have a great day

    • @janeives.
      @janeives. 2 місяці тому

      @@GM_YYC lmfao thanks 😭

  • @alicerabantheng1727
    @alicerabantheng1727 4 роки тому +2806

    “Hold him tightly”
    “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

    • @shithead1092
      @shithead1092 4 роки тому +26

      Heard this comment 😂

    • @derekboyt3383
      @derekboyt3383 4 роки тому +71

      That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

    • @drbrandy1376
      @drbrandy1376 4 роки тому +1

      Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

    • @thenorminator3894
      @thenorminator3894 4 роки тому +28

      lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

    • @plasxodollbaex917
      @plasxodollbaex917 4 роки тому +1

      Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StarfulSky_
    @StarfulSky_ 4 роки тому +2665

    I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

  • @FranchiseCityOnline
    @FranchiseCityOnline 5 місяців тому +72

    16:15 "Corn, how'd that get in my bag" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainmcl
      @captainmcl Місяць тому +5

      Tragic that his co-host felt the need to try and correct him

    • @EagerForestTrees-ib7fm
      @EagerForestTrees-ib7fm Місяць тому

      ​@@captainmclwomen

    • @Stanlos
      @Stanlos 25 днів тому +1

      ​@@captainmcl She was a true Debbie Downer

  • @FullPowerEDM
    @FullPowerEDM 4 роки тому +2518

    "Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

    • @FullPowerEDM
      @FullPowerEDM 4 роки тому +9

      Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 4 роки тому +6

      Drist and missile

    • @pekenpug9466
      @pekenpug9466 4 роки тому +14

      “Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

    • @zaidkhan-se9rt
      @zaidkhan-se9rt 4 роки тому +4

      Snoop Dogg song lyrics

    • @Lynn-zx3th
      @Lynn-zx3th 4 роки тому

      Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

  • @chiseisinclair4843
    @chiseisinclair4843 3 роки тому +1943

    *you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

    • @Cxndyfit
      @Cxndyfit 3 роки тому +40

      I hollered at that 😂

    • @jakeanderson7334
      @jakeanderson7334 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cxndyfit Me too

    • @RandyKing314
      @RandyKing314 3 роки тому +11

      Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @kiraalouis7249
      @kiraalouis7249 3 роки тому +8

      Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

    • @cellb2619
      @cellb2619 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @highflyer23
    @highflyer23 Місяць тому +27

    The confidence in that DELI CAT ESSEN

    • @Saxysaboy77
      @Saxysaboy77 Місяць тому +1

      Mega word fail?

    • @shannondore
      @shannondore 22 дні тому

      I still can't believe that one.😂

  • @jess_bounce
    @jess_bounce 22 дні тому +9

    3:30 that cat’s face 🤣 he’s not happy about being on the news or about being called “large”

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 3 роки тому +4780

    Who cares about the shooting, the man dropped his HOT POCKET.

    • @nihilizmskizm
      @nihilizmskizm 3 роки тому +51

      hehe

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 роки тому +21

      Man exactly RIP Hot Pocket

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 роки тому +8

      @Emily the Emrald engine hey I said that too 😂😂😂

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 3 роки тому +7

      Haat pack-eeet!
      (Jim Gaffigan)

    • @hotchipsgaming239
      @hotchipsgaming239 3 роки тому +18

      If I had the choice to run or save my hot pocket, I’m pretty sure people would understand why I picked this
      Hot pockets are sacred

  • @schkoopdawhoop7885
    @schkoopdawhoop7885 3 роки тому +4082

    For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

  • @gabiayala2495
    @gabiayala2495 Місяць тому +12

    The man urgently trying to help the Christmas decoration dummy had me rolling 😂

  • @mickkaylor
    @mickkaylor Місяць тому +6

    The woman’s face/reaction after saying 3 hour lap ride was truly priceless 😂😂

  • @victoriasavaglio
    @victoriasavaglio 3 роки тому +1790

    “Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 роки тому +27

      That was so good!

    • @habilzas3008
      @habilzas3008 3 роки тому +87

      The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

    • @ozgekonkol8819
      @ozgekonkol8819 3 роки тому +56

      I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 3 роки тому +8

      I almost died laughing

    • @jimitSoni
      @jimitSoni 3 роки тому +2

      Where's that

  • @davidmock7592
    @davidmock7592 3 роки тому +4684

    I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 3 роки тому +165

      Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 3 роки тому +42

      No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 3 роки тому +75

      @@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 2 роки тому +17

      @@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

    • @NotoriousSSV
      @NotoriousSSV 2 роки тому +36

      I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

  • @MrDaydreamer93
    @MrDaydreamer93 4 місяці тому +23

    I almost died at Chris p bacon. I had snot and spit convulsing out of me. I had to take a shower because I drooled all over myself. First time laughter did that to me.

  • @nukeboy4939
    @nukeboy4939 3 місяці тому +19

    14:34 The pig Chris P Bacon had me dead.😂

    • @Sixitboy
      @Sixitboy 17 днів тому +1

      That guys wheeze is contagious

  • @ed_overeasy
    @ed_overeasy 3 роки тому +3220

    reporters laugh like they haven’t laughed in YEARS

  • @natashyasmith5360
    @natashyasmith5360 3 роки тому +2940

    “ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

    • @katewilson4568
      @katewilson4568 3 роки тому +135

      lol I felt bad for the newsguy but imagine being that beautiful lady called Brian.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 3 роки тому +57

      Derek*

    • @natashyasmith5360
      @natashyasmith5360 3 роки тому +8

      Aszuli , I thought he said Derry 😂

    • @kingcassius2586
      @kingcassius2586 3 роки тому +22

      0:40 🤣😝😂😅😆🤤

    • @honeyv6020
      @honeyv6020 3 роки тому +6

      😂 😂 😂

  • @FishermanSculley
    @FishermanSculley 4 місяці тому +15

    Shirley Nash’s interview shouldn’t be considered a blooper. That moment is full of personality and wholesomeness.

  • @benbing3926
    @benbing3926 6 місяців тому +20

    The guy laughing at the pig at around 14:40 made my day.

  • @felipebraga1625
    @felipebraga1625 11 місяців тому +3780

    "You've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "It's a man actually, Derek"
    😂😂😂

    • @SnappyCeiling82
      @SnappyCeiling82 10 місяців тому +75

      POV:2023

    • @VashtiPerry
      @VashtiPerry 9 місяців тому +2

      @@WretchOfDarkness😂

    • @NostalgiaNetwork
      @NostalgiaNetwork 9 місяців тому +68

      It’s hard to tell these days

    • @Jsameds
      @Jsameds 7 місяців тому +32

      @@NostalgiaNetworkit’s really not

    • @TheRealGSmith
      @TheRealGSmith 6 місяців тому +22

      Beautiful man then ^^

  • @johnmessay7616
    @johnmessay7616 3 роки тому +2954

    "....the beautiful lady"
    "Its a man actually"
    me: out of this world

  • @CrunchyGreenWater
    @CrunchyGreenWater Місяць тому +8

    The hair weave bit really gets me for some reason!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Paratzi
    @Paratzi 3 місяці тому +17

    Bro the hardest burn in history is at 3:15. She didn't even laugh which made it harder 🔥🤣

  • @7aristos7
    @7aristos7 3 роки тому +3068

    “but now.. he’s dead” kills me everytime

  • @thewiebler3529
    @thewiebler3529 4 роки тому +1942

    "It is an hour, actually."
    "*GAAAASSSP*"

    • @jenniferparker3831
      @jenniferparker3831 4 роки тому +29

      hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

    • @musicsaves71590
      @musicsaves71590 4 роки тому +18

      He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

    • @bvxs9938
      @bvxs9938 4 роки тому +1

      GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 4 роки тому

      When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour...
      DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

  • @JonathanLittle-uu8oy
    @JonathanLittle-uu8oy Місяць тому +8

    “Corn how’d that get on my back!” Lol. I wish these guys were my local news anchors

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 21 день тому

      "in my bag". The story was about luggage getting covered in sewage.

  • @dylannmgn4528
    @dylannmgn4528 3 місяці тому +41

    Chris P Bacon is one of the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paisleyprincess7996
    @paisleyprincess7996 3 роки тому +2069

    “I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!”
    “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

  • @meme017
    @meme017 4 роки тому +2348

    Guy: “A quarter is 15 minutes. If my math is correct 4 quarters it’s not an hour. “
    Reporter: “It is an hour”
    🤣

  • @BMWS1000RRR
    @BMWS1000RRR 4 місяці тому +18

    I'm actually dead at the guy falling in the water 😂😂😂

  • @Kianazk
    @Kianazk Місяць тому +3

    The weaveeeee! 😂😭🤣 “That’s a weave, isn’t it?” The look, and the walk off. 🤣

  • @melaniechiriacescu7876
    @melaniechiriacescu7876 3 роки тому +3715

    No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 3 роки тому +132

      That was freaking hilarious

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 3 роки тому +160

      The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

    • @jabarishabazz5928
      @jabarishabazz5928 3 роки тому +27

      Sound like that mug shattered

    • @danishbutter1847
      @danishbutter1847 3 роки тому +13

      Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

    • @Fajut
      @Fajut 3 роки тому +4

      Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @Vddrice
    @Vddrice 4 роки тому +1514

    Is an elephant heavy?
    ..... I'm coming back, baby.

  • @GaryY
    @GaryY 6 місяців тому +38

    25:10 Her laughter is absolutely infectious.

  • @OneWayDesigns
    @OneWayDesigns 5 місяців тому +8

    That Mag-uh-doodoo gets me every single time 😂😂😂

  • @LauraRN713
    @LauraRN713 3 роки тому +2710

    He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

  • @lauradacostalockward969
    @lauradacostalockward969 3 роки тому +3520

    "If my math is correct that is not an hour."
    "Oh but It is"
    Thats guy's face is soo funny

    • @kennedyanne9372
      @kennedyanne9372 3 роки тому +63

      *gasp!*

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 3 роки тому +19

      Must've been so surprised..lol

    • @AN-fo1dy
      @AN-fo1dy 3 роки тому +4

      @assassinlexx 😂😂😂

    • @Saybleu
      @Saybleu 3 роки тому +17

      I'm not sure if he was kidding and just playing the media or was really that skewed.

    • @christinewatson1989
      @christinewatson1989 3 роки тому +13

      As someone with dyscalculia, this is every day of my life.

  • @RESULTSofMERCY
    @RESULTSofMERCY 13 днів тому +3

    The freestyle one got me dead😂😂😂 the dude even ask "is it live?"

  • @h_arfang
    @h_arfang 3 місяці тому +9

    The way those two laughing about the dummy on the roof managed to ‘sober up’ so quickly was rather impressive

  • @zzzs
    @zzzs 4 роки тому +2880

    "That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

    • @lizbetann
      @lizbetann 4 роки тому +98

      I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @josuto
      @josuto 4 роки тому +26

      surprised pikachu face

    • @zzzs
      @zzzs 4 роки тому +1

      lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 4 роки тому

      First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe 4 роки тому +1

      I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

  • @laurielongo6760
    @laurielongo6760 2 роки тому +2400

    "I grabbed two Totino's pizzas and my doggie. I tried to grab some other things but they weren't worth it."

    • @DrPhilpotEdD_SFL
      @DrPhilpotEdD_SFL 2 роки тому +25

      😂

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 2 роки тому +180

      She has her priorities straight

    • @DonnaBrooks
      @DonnaBrooks 2 роки тому +66

      The dog I can understand, but there's nothing else in your home that you value more than 2 pizzas? And were these 2 frozen pizzas? How is she going to bake them?

    • @eljay2224
      @eljay2224 2 роки тому +103

      @@DonnaBrooks 🤣🤣 laughing at how concerned you are

    • @Wombat32
      @Wombat32 2 роки тому +11

      Priorities, she haz'em

  • @Developer_33
    @Developer_33 Місяць тому +9

    the hugh janus gets me everytime lmao

  • @T.C.-EDU
    @T.C.-EDU 3 місяці тому +4

    “Is an elephant heavy?! Oh I’m coming back bay bay…” Go on head Ms. Constance!

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 Рік тому +6945

    “But now, he’s dead.”
    Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Рік тому +25

      🙂

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Рік тому +265

      That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

    • @duingun
      @duingun Рік тому +15

      @@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline?

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Рік тому +42

      ​@@duingun 1:07

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 Рік тому +19

      What was the back story does anyone know?

  • @justinsayswtf
    @justinsayswtf 4 роки тому +1804

    "Check your panties!" His cheerful tone makes that so much more hilarious!

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 4 роки тому +37

      5:36 for anyone wondering

    • @shonhubble5130
      @shonhubble5130 4 роки тому +22

      That guy has teeth brighter than my future.

    • @Em-kc1mg
      @Em-kc1mg 4 роки тому +3

      Bruh I cried in laughter

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 роки тому +4

      One of the best bits.

    • @MsZaz27
      @MsZaz27 4 роки тому +2

      This one literally took me out

  • @lisalove991
    @lisalove991 4 місяці тому +7

    @9:40 I think the funniest thing I realized about that blooper is the fact that she literally did what he was talking about, she slid right through a stop sign 😂😂😂

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 16 днів тому +3

    3:18 "Well Mark you'd know all about that" Emotional damage.

  • @MarthaLuz05
    @MarthaLuz05 4 роки тому +975

    “Is an elephant heavy?”
    “I’m comin back baby.”

  • @xuand984
    @xuand984 3 роки тому +2968

    “And if my maths is correct that’s not an hour...”
    “But it’s an hour”
    looks at the camera in shock
    “ HUAHHHHHHHHHHH “

  • @fartstew2492
    @fartstew2492 5 місяців тому +4

    “I just can’t understand how something so small could be so impressive”
    “Well Mark you would know about that”
    😭😭😭😭 she was fed up with him fr

  • @sethmatteson8326
    @sethmatteson8326 3 роки тому +938

    "So if my math is correct, that's not an hour."
    "That's not an hour. But... it is!"
    *STARES IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AT THE CAMERA*

  • @kasidylambert4749
    @kasidylambert4749 2 роки тому +2413

    “Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @love_stephyyc7388
      @love_stephyyc7388 2 роки тому +32

      Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 2 роки тому +80

      The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

    • @aharris87
      @aharris87 2 роки тому +75

      That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

    • @cynthiagonzalez658
      @cynthiagonzalez658 2 роки тому +13

      Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

    • @rolandeak
      @rolandeak 2 роки тому +15

      How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

  • @FutureGraceFitness
    @FutureGraceFitness 3 місяці тому +7

    The cat in the field is my favorite video in existence to date.