Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac 4 роки тому +38435

    I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

    • @alicengrey
      @alicengrey 4 роки тому +341

      same!

    • @SURFERGRL72RAKM
      @SURFERGRL72RAKM 4 роки тому +516

      Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

    • @kalax0094
      @kalax0094 4 роки тому +30

      katie Cook I agree

    • @FactiriosityYT
      @FactiriosityYT 4 роки тому +32

      Same..seems interesting

    • @Gp39454
      @Gp39454 4 роки тому +18

      Right

  • @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122
    @TwiSt3DxShaDoW122 4 роки тому +7187

    "...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    RIP Mark

    • @Crymeareva
      @Crymeareva 4 роки тому +50

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @pilosopino23
      @pilosopino23 4 роки тому +285

      Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

    • @adamczubaszek9379
      @adamczubaszek9379 4 роки тому +383

      but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

    • @geewest7184
      @geewest7184 4 роки тому +109

      She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

    • @TTownIBC
      @TTownIBC 4 роки тому +86

      Legend says he’s still looking at her

  • @counthobbula8377
    @counthobbula8377 4 роки тому +5408

    He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

    • @brookenelson8203
      @brookenelson8203 4 роки тому +332

      CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

    • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
      @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 4 роки тому +185

      I AM I AM

    • @quatroquatroSJSU
      @quatroquatroSJSU 4 роки тому +229

      dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 4 роки тому +13

      PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!!
      There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here.
      Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke.
      But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

    • @INAM1NUTE
      @INAM1NUTE 4 роки тому +7

      I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it
      Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

  • @vincentvanhoven3486
    @vincentvanhoven3486 5 місяців тому +452

    The anchor losing it over the cat made that story so much better

    • @bwabwa8810
      @bwabwa8810 2 місяці тому +16

      She lost 1 full pound in 3 months 😂

    • @vincentvanhoven3486
      @vincentvanhoven3486 2 місяці тому +11

      @@bwabwa8810 Even better, in 6 months 😆

    • @sabre9962
      @sabre9962 23 дні тому +4

      Her laugh is so contagious.

    • @zachindes
      @zachindes 8 днів тому +1

      What a pro

    • @Schlotskers
      @Schlotskers 6 днів тому

      "dislikes other pHySiCaL aCtiViTiEs." 🤣

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 4 роки тому +5471

    Who cares about the shooting, the man dropped his HOT POCKET.

    • @DeeJKerei
      @DeeJKerei 4 роки тому +53

      hehe

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 роки тому +33

      Man exactly RIP Hot Pocket

    • @stoneddragon5400
      @stoneddragon5400 3 роки тому +9

      @Emily the Emrald engine hey I said that too 😂😂😂

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 3 роки тому +8

      Haat pack-eeet!
      (Jim Gaffigan)

    • @hotchipsgaming239
      @hotchipsgaming239 3 роки тому +20

      If I had the choice to run or save my hot pocket, I’m pretty sure people would understand why I picked this
      Hot pockets are sacred

  • @StarfulSky_
    @StarfulSky_ 4 роки тому +3440

    I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 4 роки тому +5341

    Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on UA-cam with millions of views and daily comments 😂

    • @DanklingBS
      @DanklingBS 4 роки тому +5

      cheesynuggets how original

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 роки тому +37

      @@DanklingBS Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

    • @HuiQiu-n1h
      @HuiQiu-n1h 4 роки тому +87

      Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

    • @cheesynuggets
      @cheesynuggets 4 роки тому +23

      @@HuiQiu-n1h That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

    • @arkhamshow8996
      @arkhamshow8996 4 роки тому +1

      @@HuiQiu-n1h what's her ig?

  • @Fulcrums_Informant
    @Fulcrums_Informant 4 місяці тому +847

    “Pert- parsip-…Rain… we have Rain”🤣🤣

    • @Unfluencer
      @Unfluencer 2 місяці тому +9

      blondie dont like big words.

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Unfluencer yeah I bet she's like something else though

    • @testacals
      @testacals Місяць тому

      @@itsdan722 She likes your mom who is so big that she got her own zip code

    • @testacals
      @testacals Місяць тому +2

      @@Unfluencer I wonder if it's an accent thing.

    • @Aaron-hv4hr
      @Aaron-hv4hr Місяць тому

      @@itsdan722go to a mental hospital please

  • @manofmystery5191
    @manofmystery5191 4 роки тому +11897

    I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

    • @YedLee
      @YedLee 4 роки тому +534

      Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 4 роки тому +246

      He was very nice about it lol

    • @peacefulpanda5990
      @peacefulpanda5990 4 роки тому +194

      He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 4 роки тому +181

      He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

    • @vladtoper8020
      @vladtoper8020 4 роки тому +22

      its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

  • @Tony_Hardy
    @Tony_Hardy 4 роки тому +30063

    The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 4 роки тому +996

      Tony Hardy his face was perfect

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 4 роки тому +516

      4/4 of anything is all of it

    • @hibiscusangel7376
      @hibiscusangel7376 4 роки тому +51

      Lol

    • @raviolarts
      @raviolarts 4 роки тому +275

      Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

    • @151yaron
      @151yaron 4 роки тому +126

      @@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

  • @davidmock7592
    @davidmock7592 4 роки тому +5951

    I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 роки тому +207

      Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 4 роки тому +56

      No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

    • @aytothakay
      @aytothakay 4 роки тому +90

      @@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

    • @tmaxgo6696
      @tmaxgo6696 3 роки тому +21

      @@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

    • @NotoriousSSV
      @NotoriousSSV 3 роки тому +44

      I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

  • @aqualifeculture
    @aqualifeculture Місяць тому +100

    “It’s not a weave!” The WAY my SOUL left my body 😂😂😂

    • @sari5045
      @sari5045 23 дні тому

      😂🤣😂 poor white guy 🤣😂. He’s like you said it was a weave while trying to leave his body 😂🤣

    • @sanguine2552
      @sanguine2552 13 днів тому +7

      That was so awkward 😂

  • @dross6206
    @dross6206 4 роки тому +4205

    Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

  • @linofaiiry4980
    @linofaiiry4980 4 роки тому +12658

    I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

    • @AntonXul
      @AntonXul 4 роки тому +595

      Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

    • @Raebrained
      @Raebrained 4 роки тому +451

      It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

    • @linofaiiry4980
      @linofaiiry4980 4 роки тому +1

      Aqza ak Hello ^^

    • @justinthomas4724
      @justinthomas4724 4 роки тому +2

      Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

    • @dougdiener8775
      @dougdiener8775 4 роки тому +10

      Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 4 роки тому +1814

    The girl who spelled first and last, she wasn't wrong though. The reporter didn't specify lol.

    • @equilibrium8144
      @equilibrium8144 4 роки тому +43

      If she would've spelt her actual first and last names he would've said : "haha I meant the words *first* and *last* silly"

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 4 роки тому +5

      Lol true

    • @serenity-cn2bh
      @serenity-cn2bh 4 роки тому +6

      I wouldve done the same thing if I was in her position id probably actually spell first and last

  • @cherylbrady6442
    @cherylbrady6442 3 місяці тому +622

    I’m all for my girl who says she’s gonna cook soups, eat breads and desserts, and get all fat and sassy 😂😂😂😂

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 4 роки тому +20345

    I love when people get uncontrollable laughter. Anyone who is annoyed by this stuff is taking life too seriously.

    • @nightynightshade
      @nightynightshade 4 роки тому +243

      Justin Craig legit my evil aunt would give me an annoyed look if I got the giggles😑

    • @Arshath13
      @Arshath13 4 роки тому +435

      Especially the guy talking about "Chris P. Bacon" ! He wasnt able to control his laughter and I love thattttt hahahah

    • @jaysonprice459
      @jaysonprice459 4 роки тому +21

      Cool Story @Kayda Ratcliffe

    • @allaboutelephants6837
      @allaboutelephants6837 4 роки тому +102

      I know, right? It was hilarious just watching them laugh uncontrollably. And Chris P. Bacon? That was genius!

    • @GuacIsExtra99
      @GuacIsExtra99 4 роки тому +106

      Chris P. Bacon guy had 0 chance of holding it in

  • @tiddies6619
    @tiddies6619 4 роки тому +9393

    “My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv”
    *but now he’s dead*

  • @yybren
    @yybren 4 роки тому +40130

    “My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv”
    But now, he’s *Dead*

  • @jonolivier9126
    @jonolivier9126 3 місяці тому +90

    2:33
    You can see the exact moment this poor guy's understanding of reality just shatters. Having also made that mistake myself a few times, I feel that expression.

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 4 роки тому +2339

    "it's the perfect texture for running"
    Shatters spine.

    • @123operasinger
      @123operasinger 4 роки тому +11

      HAHAHAHHAA

    • @MiszzMiszz
      @MiszzMiszz 4 роки тому +141

      that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

    • @JH-fe2ho
      @JH-fe2ho 4 роки тому +28

      Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +7

      @@MiszzMiszz exactly

    • @joelorosario2300
      @joelorosario2300 4 роки тому +50

      Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off.
      She slid alright

  • @louisbrowne9095
    @louisbrowne9095 4 роки тому +10786

    The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

    • @global216
      @global216 4 роки тому +266

      That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

    • @miffyluvbug
      @miffyluvbug 4 роки тому +65

      Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

    • @finnikin69
      @finnikin69 4 роки тому +77

      1:14

    • @carolethorn3211
      @carolethorn3211 4 роки тому +29

      "Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 роки тому +9

      @@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

  • @baxterwilhelm8114
    @baxterwilhelm8114 4 роки тому +4745

    "...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour."
    "It's not. Except it is."
    *Looks at camera and gasps*

    • @bboo8436
      @bboo8436 4 роки тому +101

      I woke up my baby I laughed so hard at this part.

    • @JarJarsFeetPics
      @JarJarsFeetPics 4 роки тому +99

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 роки тому +37

      Had me crying

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 4 роки тому +39

      Easily one of the best ones on here

    • @abeman02
      @abeman02 4 роки тому +11

      NANI!!!!

  • @Drfresh1402
    @Drfresh1402 3 місяці тому +46

    The confidence of the man with the 4 quarters is just too hilarious!!!

  • @chiseisinclair4843
    @chiseisinclair4843 4 роки тому +3154

    *you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

    • @Cxndyfit
      @Cxndyfit 4 роки тому +87

      I hollered at that 😂

    • @jakeanderson7334
      @jakeanderson7334 4 роки тому +7

      @@Cxndyfit Me too

    • @RandyKing314
      @RandyKing314 4 роки тому +41

      Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @kiraalouis7249
      @kiraalouis7249 4 роки тому +13

      Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

    • @cellb2619
      @cellb2619 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o 4 роки тому +16174

    "I so pale,,,"
    [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_
    ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

    • @kaifan4007
      @kaifan4007 4 роки тому +835

      “ I S O P A Y L E” “

    • @hard_candy
      @hard_candy 4 роки тому +391

      She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

    • @TheHumbleHumanBeing
      @TheHumbleHumanBeing 4 роки тому +126

      *mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

    • @shanekw93
      @shanekw93 4 роки тому +58

      I died😂💀

    • @hem495
      @hem495 4 роки тому +99

      First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

  • @myveryhipusername
    @myveryhipusername 4 роки тому +15374

    “It’s a man actually, Derek.”

  • @allisoncastle
    @allisoncastle 3 місяці тому +41

    Not the “get me off……. CAMERA” 😂😂😂 just one thing after another lolol

  • @EmmaBobFufu
    @EmmaBobFufu 4 роки тому +9555

    "my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!"
    *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

  • @Otto505
    @Otto505 4 роки тому +5199

    “I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

    • @BrockRocket
      @BrockRocket 4 роки тому +298

      "Yeah my children were in there...but totinos..."

    • @itsnika3309
      @itsnika3309 4 роки тому +121

      How she gon bake the totinos pizza lol

    • @SerbwithGod
      @SerbwithGod 4 роки тому +104

      @@itsnika3309 she doesn't need to bake them, she eats them raw...

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 роки тому +32

      One for her, one for doggo. Smart thinking tbh

    • @tyronegooch5251
      @tyronegooch5251 3 роки тому +4

      They are delicious.

  • @abbyrose1991
    @abbyrose1991 4 роки тому +3457

    I'd call "i dropped my hot pocket" a national tragedy not a blooper.

    • @moonstxr4026
      @moonstxr4026 4 роки тому +33

      abbyrose1991 🥺 Tragic, should make a headline.

    • @godva254
      @godva254 4 роки тому +49

      He was so sad about it

    • @yoitsAndy1
      @yoitsAndy1 4 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 роки тому +32

      Almost as bad as dropping your croissant.

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed

  • @kimberlymarrone1727
    @kimberlymarrone1727 3 місяці тому +45

    Oh my gosh the bus 😂😂😂😂 so funny listening to the guys trying to get it on film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 роки тому +3746

    Watching a professional news segment slowly break down is the most entertaining thing in the world.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 роки тому +102

      I swear. And they try and keep their composure only to make things worse.

    • @Classixish
      @Classixish 4 роки тому +51

      Chris P. Bacon, combined with the reporter's choked laughter, has me in stitches lol

    • @kahmad9545
      @kahmad9545 4 роки тому +8

      I’m in shambles every time 😂😂😂

    • @elithewholeshebang
      @elithewholeshebang 2 роки тому +8

      I feel like you would love "No Laugh News" here on UA-cam where they have to read a messed up comedy news line without knowing what they're about to say

    • @f-35alightningii79
      @f-35alightningii79 2 роки тому +2

      @@elithewholeshebang yeah I’ve seen that. Pretty funny

  • @FullPowerEDM
    @FullPowerEDM 4 роки тому +3858

    "Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

    • @FullPowerEDM
      @FullPowerEDM 4 роки тому +17

      Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 4 роки тому +9

      Drist and missile

    • @pekenpug9466
      @pekenpug9466 4 роки тому +21

      “Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

    • @zaid_khan12345
      @zaid_khan12345 4 роки тому +8

      Snoop Dogg song lyrics

    • @Lynn-zx3th
      @Lynn-zx3th 4 роки тому +1

      Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

  • @melaniechiriacescu7876
    @melaniechiriacescu7876 4 роки тому +4145

    No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 роки тому +145

      That was freaking hilarious

    • @dickbiggerjr3613
      @dickbiggerjr3613 4 роки тому +191

      The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

    • @jabarishabazz5928
      @jabarishabazz5928 4 роки тому +30

      Sound like that mug shattered

    • @danishbutter1847
      @danishbutter1847 4 роки тому +15

      Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

    • @Fajut
      @Fajut 4 роки тому +7

      Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @rickyt5179
    @rickyt5179 Місяць тому +29

    The weave one had them both leaving the scene 😅😂

  • @akshayarya992
    @akshayarya992 4 роки тому +8105

    "oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "That's a man actually derek!"

    • @AndrewGKMusic
      @AndrewGKMusic 4 роки тому +54

      He's 37.

    • @jinjer5042
      @jinjer5042 4 роки тому +53

      That killed me

    • @dperin00011
      @dperin00011 4 роки тому +186

      Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 роки тому +9

      @@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

    • @boozness1497
      @boozness1497 4 роки тому +1

      Classic

  • @gloomsouls
    @gloomsouls 4 роки тому +4469

    I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

    • @stephenashburn4496
      @stephenashburn4496 4 роки тому +63

      joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

    • @mdlm2011
      @mdlm2011 4 роки тому +74

      Had me dying laughing

    • @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45
      @aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45 4 роки тому +71

      he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

    • @itzkatie933
      @itzkatie933 4 роки тому +73

      But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

    • @morse4989
      @morse4989 2 роки тому +6

      Which part?

  • @thebreacher3219
    @thebreacher3219 2 роки тому +10194

    The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y 4 місяці тому +80

    why is nobody talking about the alligator 😭😭😭
    “hold him tight!”
    “I AM”

    • @sopheverlasting
      @sopheverlasting Місяць тому +1

      why did they give that poor man the alligator 😭

  • @spacecadet2663
    @spacecadet2663 4 роки тому +1414

    The way that dude just throws his phone on the ground as it rings. That sounded like concrete!

    • @michaelsantiago8161
      @michaelsantiago8161 4 роки тому +41

      It was an old nokia

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 4 роки тому +36

      @@michaelsantiago8161 he broke the concrete!

    • @kaeyynn
      @kaeyynn 4 роки тому +3

      Probably a Nokia 3310

    • @julianax4
      @julianax4 4 роки тому +9

      I lowkey felt bad for him

  • @mrreymundo5383
    @mrreymundo5383 4 роки тому +1374

    I love that guy trying to help out with the ladder. As they say, his heart was in the right place.

    • @NPCSN
      @NPCSN 4 роки тому +79

      Mr Reymundo
      Not gonna lie, I felt bad for that guy. He was just being awesome. I feel like most people these days would just grab their phone and record.

    • @camilerahal957
      @camilerahal957 4 роки тому +27

      He’s just so wholesome

    • @ChazMcGutter
      @ChazMcGutter 4 роки тому +37

      He sounded so genuinely concerned, he's pretty cool

    • @resaridge7319
      @resaridge7319 Рік тому +15

      He sounded so worried. "Please hold on!"

    • @Longeezy
      @Longeezy Рік тому +9

      CAN YOU REACH IT?!?!

  • @lukeemberson5309
    @lukeemberson5309 3 місяці тому +28

    The pig report had me dying with laughter. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at something so simple.

  • @manifestdestiny1191
    @manifestdestiny1191 3 роки тому +18723

    Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

  • @JenniferC26
    @JenniferC26 4 роки тому +3410

    “Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!”
    “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

    • @envy1xc
      @envy1xc 4 роки тому +30

      Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 4 роки тому +45

      Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

    • @LaNonita00
      @LaNonita00 4 роки тому +27

      That one killed me

    • @smallblackcat8645
      @smallblackcat8645 4 роки тому +23

      I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

    • @goldenpony3460
      @goldenpony3460 4 роки тому +24

      Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

  • @zoeantczak8062
    @zoeantczak8062 4 роки тому +6351

    NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

    • @jamesvoris6241
      @jamesvoris6241 4 роки тому +213

      Them laughin in background was best part lol

    • @jmsbyt
      @jmsbyt 4 роки тому +59

      I WHEEZED

    • @josgn
      @josgn 4 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ab-jf2re
      @ab-jf2re 4 роки тому +165

      The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 4 роки тому +228

      So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

  • @CRYOUTbibleteaching
    @CRYOUTbibleteaching 4 місяці тому +62

    “Corn? How’d that get on my bag?”
    HAHAHAHA
    Best news line ever😅

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 3 роки тому +6467

    The “I so pale” news anchor bounced back like a champion. That was very impressive. 👏👏👏

  • @janel8169
    @janel8169 4 роки тому +646

    Somewhere out there, a kid named Hugh Jaynus cried bc three adults made fun of his name on live tv

  • @noarsopi5104
    @noarsopi5104 4 роки тому +1861

    "Oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady."



    "It's a man actually, Dereck."

    • @instak9011
      @instak9011 4 роки тому +22

      Creasing 😭😂

    • @Posts_Comments
      @Posts_Comments 4 роки тому +50

      In today's society you never know!

    • @Humgin1234
      @Humgin1234 4 роки тому +3

      Noar Sopi I died

    • @thousandnightz
      @thousandnightz 4 роки тому +14

      That guy's reaction was priceless

    • @autokrator_
      @autokrator_ 4 роки тому +7

      It sounded like something out of the Simpsons

  • @AutumnSwift2
    @AutumnSwift2 4 місяці тому +26

    I'm still impressed with how quickly that wife zoomed in and yoinked her kids from the room.

  • @LauraRN713
    @LauraRN713 3 роки тому +2944

    He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

  • @alicerabantheng1727
    @alicerabantheng1727 4 роки тому +3162

    “Hold him tightly”
    “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

    • @shithead1092
      @shithead1092 4 роки тому +33

      Heard this comment 😂

    • @derekboyt3383
      @derekboyt3383 4 роки тому +84

      That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

    • @drbrandy1376
      @drbrandy1376 4 роки тому +2

      Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

    • @thenorminator3894
      @thenorminator3894 4 роки тому +31

      lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

    • @plasxodollbaex917
      @plasxodollbaex917 4 роки тому +1

      Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @natashyasmith5360
    @natashyasmith5360 4 роки тому +3056

    “ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

    • @katewilson4568
      @katewilson4568 4 роки тому +139

      lol I felt bad for the newsguy but imagine being that beautiful lady called Brian.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 4 роки тому +60

      Derek*

    • @natashyasmith5360
      @natashyasmith5360 4 роки тому +8

      Aszuli , I thought he said Derry 😂

    • @kingcassius2586
      @kingcassius2586 4 роки тому +24

      0:40 🤣😝😂😅😆🤤

    • @honeyv6020
      @honeyv6020 4 роки тому +6

      😂 😂 😂

  • @TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot
    @TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot 3 місяці тому +34

    The Hamburglar… keeps me coming back🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kasidylambert4749
    @kasidylambert4749 3 роки тому +3118

    “Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @love_stephyyc7388
      @love_stephyyc7388 3 роки тому +46

      Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 3 роки тому +97

      The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

    • @aharris87
      @aharris87 3 роки тому +87

      That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

    • @cynthiagonzalez658
      @cynthiagonzalez658 3 роки тому +18

      Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

    • @rolandeak
      @rolandeak 3 роки тому +25

      How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

  • @schkoopdawhoop7885
    @schkoopdawhoop7885 4 роки тому +4530

    For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

  • @lara_young
    @lara_young 3 роки тому +3890

    “You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.”
    “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 роки тому +46

      I’m week 😂😂

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 3 роки тому +52

      @@gh6st575 weak my man

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 3 роки тому +6

      @@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 роки тому +18

      That was funny as hell

    • @fazem2960
      @fazem2960 3 роки тому

      @RISSA REAC.X 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lighttanguitar
    @Lighttanguitar Місяць тому +17

    6:14 That man had deep philosophical objections to the fishing analogy.

  • @patrickfoster_media5451
    @patrickfoster_media5451 4 роки тому +705

    How does one bring himself/herself to say, "Megadoodoo" on live television?

    • @jackmomma7481
      @jackmomma7481 4 роки тому +19

      Impractical Jokers ended up using that name as a previous season challenge pseudonym

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 роки тому +2

      aahahahahahahahshahhdbekl

    • @patrickfoster_media5451
      @patrickfoster_media5451 4 роки тому +1

      @@jackmomma7481 was it Sal, or Joe ? Nah sounds like a Joe idea lol.

    • @HFilip11
      @HFilip11 4 роки тому +4

      They sometimes use phonetically correct writing for the news anchor to say the name correctly. But it's hard to read if you go fast.

  • @biz6546
    @biz6546 3 роки тому +1874

    “i dropped my hot pocket!”
    a true tragedy 😖

    • @jordanalandry1866
      @jordanalandry1866 3 роки тому +11

      Two second rule bruh

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 3 роки тому +4

      @@jordanalandry1866 doubt he made it

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 роки тому +21

      He looked sincerely sad about it too

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 3 роки тому +7

      @@joeladams5200
      It was a HOT POCKET!!! Of course he was....

    • @joeladams5200
      @joeladams5200 3 роки тому +1

      @@LembeckIsStaying
      100

  • @skysplash8
    @skysplash8 3 роки тому +1528

    "oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady!"
    "...that's a man actually, Derek"
    oooooof that poor guy--

    • @Lobotamized_Lobster
      @Lobotamized_Lobster 3 роки тому +7

      A h y e s , g a y

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness 3 роки тому +62

      At least he knows he’d make a beautiful woman lol

    • @us2299
      @us2299 3 роки тому +29

      That was like a Office scene

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 3 роки тому +13

      Legend has it, *the very next day* he started taking Testosterone Hormone Injections 😅

    • @startygernebulla2088
      @startygernebulla2088 3 роки тому +3

      Oh, Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 4 місяці тому +33

    I can't decide which one's better, the lady laughing at the swimming fat cat or the guy laughing at Chris P. Bacon, the pig with no back legs

  • @Duval-Unc
    @Duval-Unc 4 роки тому +6890

    "Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 роки тому +386

      She's my favorite

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 роки тому +82

      what does that even mean tho

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 роки тому +456

      biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

    • @BigMastah79
      @BigMastah79 4 роки тому +30

      Thanks I didn’t know what she said

    • @biggbeanz6900
      @biggbeanz6900 4 роки тому +42

      @@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

  • @jmoon1145
    @jmoon1145 Рік тому +3367

    The lady talking about the swimming cat. This is the most sincere laughter I've ever heard

    • @kerryobrien6110
      @kerryobrien6110 Рік тому +118

      I was just laughing hysterically with her!

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge Рік тому

      That fat cat looks so pathetic it had me grinning from ear to ear
      The things we do to live
      The news report literally described my life

    • @harpreetsingh1431
      @harpreetsingh1431 Рік тому +4

      𝙒𝙤𝙬 𝙚𝙝❤

    • @hellothere1216
      @hellothere1216 Рік тому +30

      It is the purest thing

    • @AlmightyEye
      @AlmightyEye Рік тому +70

      You can tell the whole newsroom was laughing at this ridiculous story, that’s why her laught just intensified as the story went on. 😅😂😂

  • @0rchid71
    @0rchid71 4 роки тому +3455

    “I so pale”
    “You’re on”
    *suprised pikachu face*

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 4 роки тому +40

      I sO pAlE

    • @hafizhsidqi
      @hafizhsidqi 4 роки тому +16

      On air

    • @0rchid71
      @0rchid71 3 роки тому +15

      @kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

    • @angelicaangels6835
      @angelicaangels6835 3 роки тому

      Hah!

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 роки тому +9

      Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

  • @naborlopez3577
    @naborlopez3577 2 місяці тому +17

    That "Hugh Janus " lol I cracked up with them

  • @paisleyprincess7996
    @paisleyprincess7996 4 роки тому +2284

    “I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!”
    “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

  • @lovelolita777
    @lovelolita777 4 роки тому +2078

    Can u demonstrate for us what it’s like to brush our teeth’s pets?
    *certainly*

    • @miguelgm808
      @miguelgm808 4 роки тому +11

      I don't get it

    • @simonesalunga4128
      @simonesalunga4128 4 роки тому +18

      Miguel GM
      Nobody tell em

    • @arirhamdar394
      @arirhamdar394 4 роки тому +2

      Cute Unicorn he certainly did lol

    • @lovelolita777
      @lovelolita777 4 роки тому

      Cute Unicorn 😂💀

    • @demsyciu
      @demsyciu 4 роки тому +4

      i thought a native speaker couldn't do mistake like that

  • @aoifex4748
    @aoifex4748 3 роки тому +4188

    My man shouting out with so much enthusiasm “CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” Then seeing the realisation in his eyes was pure gold lmao

    • @hankhill9780
      @hankhill9780 2 роки тому +26

      He's your man huh was that message for you 😂 h@m@

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 2 роки тому +24

      Hold on can you reach it., And the home Depot guy about to blow it up had me in tears

    • @darth_vyper
      @darth_vyper 2 роки тому +9

      Someone lost their job

    • @nazaninmaily2030
      @nazaninmaily2030 Рік тому +5

      😂 😂😂

    • @mia9226
      @mia9226 Рік тому +50

      5:25 for anyone looking :)

  • @Marstruth
    @Marstruth 3 місяці тому +25

    That "Chris P. Bacon" gets me every time too 😂😂😂😂

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 Рік тому +7186

    “But now, he’s dead.”
    Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 Рік тому +25

      🙂

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Рік тому +271

      That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

    • @duingun
      @duingun Рік тому +15

      @@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline?

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Рік тому +43

      ​@@duingun 1:07

    • @leacebee5892
      @leacebee5892 Рік тому +19

      What was the back story does anyone know?

  • @RESULTSofMERCY
    @RESULTSofMERCY 7 місяців тому +386

    The freestyle one got me dead😂😂😂 the dude even ask "is it live?"

    • @TheOrlandoLassus
      @TheOrlandoLassus Місяць тому +5

      I can't tell if he has stage fright or wanted to go GTA V with his rhymes.

    • @bigseanprice
      @bigseanprice Місяць тому

      the barber on the chapelle roan show??

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 9 місяців тому +1592

    "Where there have been spottings of a cougar" dramatic point and zoom "but that's not it, that's a housecat".
    That bit had me on the floor.

    • @PunkRockNerd10171
      @PunkRockNerd10171 7 місяців тому +47

      Like the camera man keeps it on the house cat to be funny

    • @wardog5537
      @wardog5537 5 місяців тому +28

      The house cat staring down the camera was perfect

    • @AMIRMAHDIBENVIDI-r2r
      @AMIRMAHDIBENVIDI-r2r 4 місяці тому +2

      ThEres CoUgaRs In mIsSionS?

    • @djohnson-gk1kj
      @djohnson-gk1kj 4 місяці тому +1

      I died on that one too .. omg lmao

    • @jobee525
      @jobee525 4 місяці тому +6

      3:23

  • @buckchasing
    @buckchasing 3 місяці тому +11

    "Well Mark, you would know about that!" Felt so personal 🔥 damn😂.. that chicken 🐔 laughter..

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam 23 дні тому

      she knows, she got that ex girlfriend energy lol

  • @alliem538
    @alliem538 4 роки тому +940

    Holly is a thirteen year old cat who dislikes the outdoors and OtHEr pHYsiCAL ACtiVITIES

  • @kylepreston3956
    @kylepreston3956 4 роки тому +1141

    We have been joined by a beautiful lady
    ‘It’s a man Derek’

  • @johnmessay7616
    @johnmessay7616 3 роки тому +3371

    "....the beautiful lady"
    "Its a man actually"
    me: out of this world

  • @VeritatisQ
    @VeritatisQ Місяць тому +15

    2:46 guy had to rethink his whole life up to that point 😂

    • @FkDJT-ut1hm
      @FkDJT-ut1hm Місяць тому

      You can't blame Republicans for not knowing math. They already banned history books. Might as well assume math is next.

  • @lIIlIIIlIIlII
    @lIIlIIIlIIlII 4 роки тому +2727

    *"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

  • @StealthSwith19136
    @StealthSwith19136 4 роки тому +1629

    Derek: "Now youre joined by a beautiful lady"
    Other reporter: "Its a man actually Derek"

    • @cortex1347
      @cortex1347 4 роки тому +16

      😂😂🙈

    • @vancebocas7626
      @vancebocas7626 4 роки тому +78

      lol. There was no coming back from that. XD

    • @StealthSwith19136
      @StealthSwith19136 4 роки тому +7

      @@vancebocas7626 nope 😂

    • @Mastermindthreethousand
      @Mastermindthreethousand 4 роки тому +5

      B U R N

    • @scotty3034
      @scotty3034 4 роки тому +13

      When me and my wife have to go out to say, WalMart or something,
      We now constantly say, “It’s a man actually, Derek”. I love this video.

  • @ed_overeasy
    @ed_overeasy 3 роки тому +3377

    reporters laugh like they haven’t laughed in YEARS

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 3 місяці тому +32

    "Oh, she rejected my canoodling! I'll pretend it meant chat!"

  • @zzzs
    @zzzs 4 роки тому +3022

    "That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

    • @lizbetann
      @lizbetann 4 роки тому +101

      I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @josuto
      @josuto 4 роки тому +27

      surprised pikachu face

    • @zzzs
      @zzzs 4 роки тому +1

      lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

    • @teresabenson3385
      @teresabenson3385 4 роки тому

      First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

    • @Oxxyjoe
      @Oxxyjoe 4 роки тому +1

      I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

  • @felipebraga1625
    @felipebraga1625 Рік тому +3956

    "You've been joined by a beautiful lady"
    "It's a man actually, Derek"
    😂😂😂

  • @xuand984
    @xuand984 4 роки тому +3125

    “And if my maths is correct that’s not an hour...”
    “But it’s an hour”
    looks at the camera in shock
    “ HUAHHHHHHHHHHH “

  • @XxLEAFY_GECK0ZxX
    @XxLEAFY_GECK0ZxX 4 місяці тому +68

    0:20 "Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush our teeth's pet?"
    . . .
    "Certainly!"

  • @1rage17
    @1rage17 3 роки тому +5932

    “You give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish you give him you give him..no no no no”
    Said a wise man.

    • @Momofukudoodoowindu
      @Momofukudoodoowindu 3 роки тому +196

      It's funnier now that you've typed it out🤣🤣

    • @jnpilot
      @jnpilot 3 роки тому +50

      This comment sent me over the edge😂

    • @freezalini
      @freezalini 3 роки тому +43

      "You've got QUITE the uterus! I'm just saying!" I was DONE after she said that 😂

    • @daphney119
      @daphney119 3 роки тому +8

      Hahahaha cried laughing at this

    • @neneroars5891
      @neneroars5891 3 роки тому +4

      Cut"

  • @Mr.2Slippery86
    @Mr.2Slippery86 3 роки тому +1559

    "is an Elephant heavy? I'm coming back baby" 🤣🤣

  • @victoriasavaglio
    @victoriasavaglio 4 роки тому +2012

    “Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 роки тому +32

      That was so good!

    • @habilzas3008
      @habilzas3008 4 роки тому +101

      The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

    • @ozgekonkol8819
      @ozgekonkol8819 4 роки тому +72

      I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 4 роки тому +12

      I almost died laughing

    • @jimitSoni
      @jimitSoni 4 роки тому +3

      Where's that

  • @yvettedouglass4642
    @yvettedouglass4642 3 місяці тому +19

    I love how laughter is so catching…love it!

  • @thatidiotoverthere6311
    @thatidiotoverthere6311 11 місяців тому +1932

    The camera man zooming in on the cat was gold 😂

    • @livviemon
      @livviemon 9 місяців тому +49

      bro's a star and he didn't even know it

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee 8 місяців тому +32

      That’s probably my favorite one, he reveals it so dramatically

    • @BoJangles42
      @BoJangles42 8 місяців тому +45

      The cat’s like, “Yes, I’m the cougar.”

    • @crypticpainter7643
      @crypticpainter7643 7 місяців тому +12

      It was a huge cat, it was 😂

    • @chadhOneAtl
      @chadhOneAtl 6 місяців тому +8

      That cat was like “yesssss I’m the big cat.”

  • @meme017
    @meme017 4 роки тому +2533

    Guy: “A quarter is 15 minutes. If my math is correct 4 quarters it’s not an hour. “
    Reporter: “It is an hour”
    🤣

  • @thewiebler3529
    @thewiebler3529 4 роки тому +2091

    "It is an hour, actually."
    "*GAAAASSSP*"

    • @jenniferparker3831
      @jenniferparker3831 4 роки тому +30

      hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

    • @musicsaves71590
      @musicsaves71590 4 роки тому +20

      He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

    • @bvxs9938
      @bvxs9938 4 роки тому +3

      GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

    • @ripp3rjak934
      @ripp3rjak934 4 роки тому

      When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour...
      DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

  • @rationalconservative386
    @rationalconservative386 3 місяці тому +16

    I wish I knew what those 2 were saying after the Chris P. Bacon segment. Just those two laughing gets me laughing!

  • @GoblinQueen2024
    @GoblinQueen2024 3 роки тому +4536

    At some point in our lives we've all been the "4 quarters isn't an hour" dude.

  • @Kumachanchan
    @Kumachanchan 4 роки тому +1025

    The things you will watch when you're quarantined.....

  • @selfsessions3515
    @selfsessions3515 4 роки тому +878

    the transition from "drist and mizzle" to "liTITZ" is really sending me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Hab.hashish
    @Hab.hashish Місяць тому +9

    The bus getting in the way had me 💀💀

  • @mei5957
    @mei5957 4 роки тому +774

    The guy talking about how scared he was:
    The other dude: i dropped my hot pocket 😰