Ranking Your CURSED Minecraft Builds

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  • @dejatwo
    @dejatwo 8 місяців тому +6327

    Schlatt and Captain Sparklez is a duo I didn't expect but now I NEED

    • @gaeriefire2762
      @gaeriefire2762 8 місяців тому +37

      holy shit it’s dejatwo

    • @Onceortwice45
      @Onceortwice45 8 місяців тому

      @@gaeriefire2762holy shit it’s gaeriefire2762

    • @jaewol359
      @jaewol359 8 місяців тому +21

      holy shit it’s dejatwo

    • @swiftsharpener3109
      @swiftsharpener3109 8 місяців тому +32

      Captain Schlarkles

    • @big_tobe
      @big_tobe 8 місяців тому +6

      Holy schlit, it’s Big Tobe

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 8 місяців тому +3901

    It’s interesting to think that CaptainSparklez is just a family friendly version of Schlatt.
    They think alike everything so much it’s actually amazing

    • @elyssa_141
      @elyssa_141 8 місяців тому +336

      their houses have the same color, they like to talk about money, and they're both sick during that HOA inspection day too. they are truly alike

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 8 місяців тому +76

      They also love fast cars

    • @Mox1990
      @Mox1990 8 місяців тому +11

      Schlatt is less sexist tho

    • @elyssa_141
      @elyssa_141 7 місяців тому +85

      @@Mox1990 tf does that mean

    • @Skye_ranran
      @Skye_ranran 7 місяців тому +37

      I mean they're both very rich, thats the millionaire mindset talking

  • @flimx2826
    @flimx2826 8 місяців тому +6225

    Hearing schlatt say "girly pop" has changed me as a person. 0:22

    • @UltraGamer42069
      @UltraGamer42069 8 місяців тому +260

      girly schlop

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 8 місяців тому +169

      Fr, he totally schlayyed

    • @MRSARATAKI
      @MRSARATAKI 8 місяців тому +112

      He Shlate and left no crumbs

    • @abom_ng9963
      @abom_ng9963 8 місяців тому +6

      @@UltraGamer42069me when I see my wife

    • @Flip11111
      @Flip11111 8 місяців тому +6

      @@UltraGamer42069me when I see the stains on my mirror 😵‍💫

  • @permafrox
    @permafrox 8 місяців тому +1495

    20:16 I love how charborg's house was like 2 entire bits, the Jesus bit, and the illicit substances on the secret basement bit

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 8 місяців тому +190

      Charborg is so funny man. He does dumb shit and it's so good

    • @idontknowwhattonamethis293
      @idontknowwhattonamethis293 8 місяців тому +137

      Charborg is literally one of the funniest UA-camrs I’ve ever watched I’m not surprised- the video he made of this from his pov is fucking hilarious

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 7 місяців тому +70

      I saw Charborg's perspective on his UA-cam channel and the whole Bible and Jesus bit was entirely by Berdboi's suggestion, even getting the TV Licence. He was sweating bullets the whole time they were on their way

    • @BazilBuildBases
      @BazilBuildBases 7 місяців тому +2

      amount of likes under your comment hint to call 911, lol.

    • @dawae2802
      @dawae2802 4 місяці тому +1

      "yeah the neighborhood will be so high" - charborg

  • @MinerDiner
    @MinerDiner 8 місяців тому +662

    14:44 it really seems like Shclatt didn't expect Jordan _actually_ to say "load", since he's the family-friendly guy

  • @aedanpadgett7465
    @aedanpadgett7465 8 місяців тому +418

    schlatt was really testing captainsparklez's ability to recover a joke and keep it family friendly 😭

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake 8 місяців тому +725

    The HOA Compliant signs are so freakin funny.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 8 місяців тому +11

      Remember Big Brother Jardon loves you

  • @Splinxt3r
    @Splinxt3r 8 місяців тому +1497

    "i can leak your credit card info" i can too. APPROVED 💀

  • @theunholywaterboy3088
    @theunholywaterboy3088 8 місяців тому +2859

    "Words don't really get to you", but 9/11 jokes seem to be paying a toll on you.

    • @EddysonED
      @EddysonED 8 місяців тому +31

      and schat, schlagot, and mikasacus being to loud.

    • @bobbyjeff434
      @bobbyjeff434 8 місяців тому +9

      just like the life tool of 2,977 on september 11th 2001

    • @rattango9819
      @rattango9819 8 місяців тому +3

      The plane didnt pay a toll though. Ran straight through.

    • @Itz_y3_boii
      @Itz_y3_boii 8 місяців тому +5

      does that toll happen to be the 2.3 trillion dollars that disappeared before September 11th, 2001?

    • @a.o.8527
      @a.o.8527 7 місяців тому +2

      @@EddysonED did you say SCHLAGGOT⁉️⁉️

  • @warmpondwater1610
    @warmpondwater1610 8 місяців тому +1550

    Pink was originally a boys colour. As boys were thought to be hot and girls were cold(Blue). It is the same concept as Yin and Yang but european.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 8 місяців тому +36

      and then the big h switcherood. i feel like that might be a myth though

    • @lenacalussi7202
      @lenacalussi7202 8 місяців тому +78

      And it was more expensive to produce, so it also stood for power and money

    • @SacredSwordOfJovan
      @SacredSwordOfJovan 8 місяців тому +1

      👍

    • @faedragonlucy
      @faedragonlucy 8 місяців тому +33

      You're telling me Schlatt is European? I thought he was gay!

    • @SupertonicLady
      @SupertonicLady 8 місяців тому

      boys are hot

  • @JimmyHey
    @JimmyHey 8 місяців тому +508

    The funniest part was when Charborg accidentally set his house on fire after the inspection lmao
    I was dying laughing

    • @gento5o5
      @gento5o5 7 місяців тому +2

      did the weed stay

    • @arandomcrowe
      @arandomcrowe 7 місяців тому +7

      @@gento5o5yes

    • @gento5o5
      @gento5o5 7 місяців тому +8

      @@arandomcrowe then everything else doesn't matter

    • @arandomcrowe
      @arandomcrowe 7 місяців тому +2

      @@gento5o5 correct

    • @Eliprater-su7nl
      @Eliprater-su7nl 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol me too😂

  • @JuiceVendr
    @JuiceVendr 7 місяців тому +119

    19:45 I love how quick Jawsh was to say L when Schlatt died

    • @azy9234
      @azy9234 21 день тому +1

      real hater grind, respect 💪💪💪💪

  • @samueljtownsend
    @samueljtownsend 8 місяців тому +553

    I’ll never forgot what “Sark” did to my house back in 99.
    The neighborhood never financially recovered.

    • @CoCo-Cnr
      @CoCo-Cnr 8 місяців тому +9

      "Schlarpie" has done something similar in 99, so much memories in that house. That neighborhood is now abandoned, and soon to be demolished for good.

  • @winterwindle1160
    @winterwindle1160 8 місяців тому +272

    14:16 “we’re all friends here”, he says, as Altrive gets fucking murdered

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 8 місяців тому

      He deserves it

  • @Pepeutra
    @Pepeutra 8 місяців тому +147

    Captain saying "Blow my uh... load" caught me so offguard I am fucking dying lmao

  • @Hahlen
    @Hahlen 8 місяців тому +299

    I’ll never forget what Schlatt built that highway through that redlined neighborhood in 1999. Truly devastating to the area’s social capital.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 8 місяців тому +7

      they call him schlobert moses

    • @ryankalgreen6184
      @ryankalgreen6184 8 місяців тому

      ​@@scj6693 or the schlower broker

    • @Theorpo
      @Theorpo 8 місяців тому +4

      I'll never forget what they did to you on April 14th 1912 And November 21st 1916.

    • @TimeToGetFunkyy
      @TimeToGetFunkyy 8 місяців тому

      @@Theorpocrazy

    • @Hahlen
      @Hahlen 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Theorpo horrible ship recognition skills. Disgraceful.

  • @alriune
    @alriune 8 місяців тому +128

    Shoutout to Charborg's Opium Dimension

  • @Godkingzeus.69
    @Godkingzeus.69 8 місяців тому +289

    Barely a minute in and he's already talking about his sweet succulent house

  • @elyssa_141
    @elyssa_141 8 місяців тому +66

    14:40 schlatt was too proud for captain saying that

  • @voidsabre_
    @voidsabre_ 7 місяців тому +42

    20:38 the sync between Schlatt and the video is PERFECT

  • @Jdrrbrifut
    @Jdrrbrifut 8 місяців тому +98

    I love how schlott actually ranks stuff in theses videos, truly a rankshlott slop chop hot shot of hot schlotts

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 8 місяців тому +24

    Charborg is easily the best house they went to. The opium farm hidden behind a secret redstone torch placement, and he opens it without them even asking

  • @piotrwaniek
    @piotrwaniek 8 місяців тому +53

    CaptainSparklez and the HOA? Brings a tear to my eye as Ionce again feel the Mianite Season 1 shaped hole in my heart...

  • @firewhite
    @firewhite 8 місяців тому +54

    I cannot put into words how fucking happy I am to see charborg with schlag

  • @vicc557
    @vicc557 7 місяців тому +7

    the hoa stream was such a creative way for a lot of people to get to know all the sdmp members a bit and see all of their houses, especially with schlatt and captain being the two biggest cc’s on the server. aztro, schlatt, and tucker are my favorite server members, but through this stream, riftskeen is now in my top 5. the duck pond to the beloved mr beast thumbnail part was imo the funniest moment ive ever seen on minecraft.

  • @constellar6330
    @constellar6330 8 місяців тому +114

    "Stork" acting like an architect just like he did back in the '01 to calculate where the building needes to be hit

  • @gg_odyssey
    @gg_odyssey 8 місяців тому +56

    "Schlatt" actually takes 2 buisness months just to cut minecraft footage

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 8 місяців тому +13

    Captain has the chill energy Schlatt needs to not completely turn a server into anarchy

  • @Pygz
    @Pygz 5 місяців тому +3

    0:53
    “I’m being mur-…”
    “hey schlatt”
    had me dying

  • @MildTomfoolery123
    @MildTomfoolery123 8 місяців тому +11

    Schlungus becoming a brutal authoritarian the moment after starting an HOA is so in character

  • @Xx_Goobinator_xX
    @Xx_Goobinator_xX 8 місяців тому +140

    Captain saying "shit" had me rolling

    • @GPFNT
      @GPFNT 8 місяців тому +17

      But the captain never swears, so you heard nothing and shouldn’t speak of it ever happening🤐Got it?

    • @seifelden4903
      @seifelden4903 7 місяців тому +1

      when

    • @Xx_Goobinator_xX
      @Xx_Goobinator_xX 7 місяців тому

      @@seifelden4903 a few moments after he is first on screen.

    • @Xx_Goobinator_xX
      @Xx_Goobinator_xX 7 місяців тому

      @@GPFNT gotcha 👍

    • @Mary97574
      @Mary97574 7 місяців тому +2

      at 1:10 ish? i thought that was mika

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 8 місяців тому +16

    Jawsh is my comfort streamer. Love when he complains
    Edit: what the hell it was actually a setup? They tried to scam him

  • @CheekyDingo13
    @CheekyDingo13 7 місяців тому +13

    26:14 Hey ron… Bye ron…
    ron wasn’t having it today.

  • @Zel-o_o
    @Zel-o_o 8 місяців тому +33

    0:05 we burped together

    • @Zel-o_o
      @Zel-o_o 7 місяців тому +2

      epic

    • @VvmpL0re
      @VvmpL0re 4 місяці тому

      Bro same😭😭

    • @Pacman009
      @Pacman009 4 місяці тому

      Bro same 😭😭

  • @justv7536
    @justv7536 7 місяців тому +15

    "What about opium?" Gets me every time

  • @johnnykiehn1872
    @johnnykiehn1872 7 місяців тому +2

    Jawsh is genuinely the funniest person on the server. I haven't watched him in years, but his unique blend of talent and humor results in any interaction that he's involved in being funnier.

  • @BigFishZo
    @BigFishZo 5 місяців тому +3

    As someone who has been watching Path Reacts for 2 years. I was very pleasantly surprised to see them show up here lol.

  • @therealgameromgomg
    @therealgameromgomg 7 місяців тому +3

    I love that Jared schlatt said on the anthony padilla interview that he hasn't made a video on minecraft in years and then randomly uploads one

  • @FRVST09
    @FRVST09 Місяць тому +3

    19:29
    "Schlatt": sees enderman
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @smirkyglint5437
    @smirkyglint5437 8 місяців тому +16

    7.5 inch shaft is a reference to schlatts 7.5m net worth

  • @XXzanll
    @XXzanll 8 місяців тому +7

    I love (and think about how funny it is) that everyone who places Minecraft (or doesn’t) simultaneously agree that anything that is floating off or build off the side of an edge NEEDS support beams under it even though there is literally no point since gravity doesn’t exist. It’s just law that it needs to be there even if it wastes resources

  • @trinix06
    @trinix06 5 місяців тому

    0:23 Schlatt always picks just the right music/sounds for every moment lmao! This was WAY funnier than it should've been, it just feels so chaotic like we're watching his psyche rapidly spiral into oblivion after it just randomly decided "Aight, I'm done!"😂

  • @commandercody2224
    @commandercody2224 7 місяців тому +5

    i cant belive you approved a mixed use apartment building. any good self respecting hoa would only allow single family houses in their area

  • @nicholasverkennis2337
    @nicholasverkennis2337 Місяць тому

    Schlango unchained and Jordaimus being homies brings a smile to my face

  • @LethalGangIsCool
    @LethalGangIsCool 8 місяців тому +40

    HE SMOKIN POT! 2:21

  • @Joshehh
    @Joshehh 8 місяців тому +35

    the music not fitting is driving me fucking crazy

  • @alextygesen3101
    @alextygesen3101 6 місяців тому +2

    Charborg having a secret lair in his secret lair is genius

  • @rockinggamerdude
    @rockinggamerdude 7 місяців тому +1

    15:27 this is a good example as well as season six Grein base that having a massive build like this, though impressive will never be finished

  • @firexvii
    @firexvii 7 місяців тому +2

    schlingus and schlarptain schparkler is a crazy duo i didnt know i needed

  • @natereater
    @natereater 8 місяців тому +4

    Schlatts HOA and Grian's Permit office need to 1v1 for a monopoly on burning complaint forms

  • @hiimleala
    @hiimleala 8 місяців тому +3

    Anyone not notice MrToasten in the background at 1:07 until seeing this clip again now???

  • @Jahahahahahames
    @Jahahahahahames 8 місяців тому +3

    Being entirely honest. Jchlatts "ranking" videos are my favorite lol

  • @MasterOfSmex
    @MasterOfSmex 8 місяців тому +15

    Shchellt really did grow his bush

  • @odysskon8127
    @odysskon8127 7 місяців тому +1

    I’ve watched the HOA arc so many times and I still enjoy watching it. This is some peak entertainment.

  • @TheRedInkling
    @TheRedInkling 7 місяців тому

    7:35 there are 100 different ways to make a deep whirring sound in order to imitate a spinning blade, and Schlatt picked the correct one

  • @cgumby
    @cgumby 7 місяців тому +5

    charborg's house was incredible

  • @saya_0358
    @saya_0358 8 місяців тому +4

    does anyone know the music that plays at 10:15 once captain mentions dandelions are weeds? it also plays at 10:41 !

    • @thermochemist
      @thermochemist 8 місяців тому

      It's called Lucifers Waltz!
      ua-cam.com/video/HVKniuYnPxE/v-deo.html

  • @mannyacuna4760
    @mannyacuna4760 8 місяців тому +6

    Jawsh's little cottage is so aesthetic

  • @Razeacc
    @Razeacc 7 місяців тому

    As someone who's not from the west, this video unironically explained to me perfectly what HOAs are, what they do, and why they exist- holy shit.

  • @budgetbuilt8838
    @budgetbuilt8838 8 місяців тому +15

    Sparklez saying, "your what..?" Killed me 😭

  • @mimicbeatle5678
    @mimicbeatle5678 26 днів тому

    Hearing tucker’s voice brought me genuine happiness.

  • @RapidSteve
    @RapidSteve 8 місяців тому +2

    Years later and a jsclatt minecraft video is still a good watch

  • @Market_
    @Market_ 8 місяців тому +6

    Yet another video titled "RANKING YOUR..." , without a single ranking scale.

  • @JoshucaVA
    @JoshucaVA 2 місяці тому

    Here's my prediction for this video 6 minutes in
    By starting an HOA as a resident, and letting it known, everyone will make complaints to you to get back

  • @FFalin
    @FFalin 8 місяців тому +2

    Man if only HOA was like this at my residential area, we have to give them an 80% cut of the stuff

  • @ryanrouse5590
    @ryanrouse5590 8 місяців тому +1

    Schlungus really outdid himself here. We’re so proud of him.

  • @Stella_Ultima
    @Stella_Ultima 8 місяців тому

    It took approximately 17 years for this footage to be edited

  • @zacharyive1411
    @zacharyive1411 7 місяців тому +2

    great audio design. maybe could do a bit better with accompanying visual cues (eg 19:30)

  • @notgaben
    @notgaben 8 місяців тому +5

    Thanks Clag 7 Inch, really liking this minecraft(?) content!

  • @xSkell0
    @xSkell0 2 місяці тому +1

    1:58 just like on september 11th 2001 8:46 am

  • @okaysayan
    @okaysayan 8 місяців тому +4

    BRO whos adding these over the top sound effects oh my god

  • @HenryP69
    @HenryP69 5 місяців тому +2

    "Me and Ron fool around down there."💀

  • @Hydra1377_
    @Hydra1377_ 4 місяці тому

    4:37 just calusally ignoring the WIERDEST death message I've EVER seen in minecraft

  • @Ron_Junkman
    @Ron_Junkman 7 місяців тому +1

    Me: *Is named Ron just watching a nice Jschlatt video.*
    The Video: 6:34
    Me: *fucking dyeing*

  • @Maongap
    @Maongap 8 місяців тому +3

    Mikasacus Cant respect the HOA he needs to get kicked out of the server for everyones good

  • @erica4k
    @erica4k 8 місяців тому +4

    Schlagg channel has become the new jschlattLIVE channel

  • @Faraway_97
    @Faraway_97 7 місяців тому +2

    Okay, how in the HELL is Ross everywhere. Whatever Minecraft server video I watch I see RubberRoss there. I'm going crazy

  • @genn8062
    @genn8062 8 місяців тому +3

    We all love Toasten fighting against the HOA

  • @Nislander
    @Nislander 8 місяців тому +3

    I laughed so hard at the HOA compliant and non compliant signs

  • @lizzy2edgy
    @lizzy2edgy 8 місяців тому +1

    Love how mere moments into working up the courage to go the Girls club house Sclhart got attacked and died, truly fitting for his fear of women

  • @RenixityAlt
    @RenixityAlt 5 місяців тому

    Never did I think Schlatt and Charborg would be in the same video together

  • @vicc557
    @vicc557 7 місяців тому +1

    the bible reading playing in the background of charborgs home inspection is taking me out

  • @gusskilling5362
    @gusskilling5362 7 місяців тому +1

    never heard more truer words schlagg 0:32

  • @jaewol359
    @jaewol359 8 місяців тому +3

    Those Ross emotes are nuclear amounts of funny shit had me rolling

  • @OmegaMercenary
    @OmegaMercenary 8 місяців тому +3

    They should do this but with user submitted realms as a one off video

  • @RaidenKunii
    @RaidenKunii 7 місяців тому

    Fun fact: pink used to be a boy’s color and you can find photos of baby boys in dresses from around the 1800’s (including president Theodore ‘Teddy’ Roosevelt)

  • @lula2477
    @lula2477 3 місяці тому

    “I’M BEING NICE!” Jawsh said calmly.

  • @TheExtraEditor
    @TheExtraEditor 4 місяці тому

    1:22 toast in the backround 😂

  • @Trident_Gaming03
    @Trident_Gaming03 7 місяців тому

    "I'll watch what I say, since you're family friendly"
    "This makes me wanna become a terrorist"
    Thank you Schlongle, my kids almost combusted

  • @t-hizzle2A
    @t-hizzle2A 17 днів тому

    Not even joking this is the tamest HOA I’ve ever seen

  • @ShrimpTavern
    @ShrimpTavern 8 місяців тому

    schlatt and captian sparkles is such an unexpected duo and it's been amazing

  • @justaliteralgoat5639
    @justaliteralgoat5639 7 місяців тому

    The perfect timing of getting an ad at 1:59

  • @jediassassins
    @jediassassins 7 місяців тому

    Schlage having more sushi after every cut while inspecting Tucker killed me

  • @Monkeynugget83-pm2wr
    @Monkeynugget83-pm2wr 7 місяців тому

    historically (the old times with muskets and shit) pink was a color that meant the person wearing it was gentle that’s why you see women wearing blue and soldier wearing red (pink is somewhat between those)
    so shlatt’s pink house is good for his reputation with women and maybe with other gay men

  • @FRVST09
    @FRVST09 Місяць тому +1

    Thanks for the free house idea, "shatt"

  • @FabulousCatLover
    @FabulousCatLover 7 місяців тому

    "here's the thing, im not selling drugs, but i can if you want me to" - Hunter

  • @spoiler1944
    @spoiler1944 8 місяців тому +17

    can we appreciate how ''schlatt'' puts in so much effort for us

  • @CoReaVT
    @CoReaVT 7 місяців тому

    i am happy to see that sneeg's castle and shrubbery are perfectly fine, no violations at all

  • @dohndabe3472
    @dohndabe3472 7 місяців тому

    At 1:28 a train was blaring its horn outside my window and that was beautiful

  • @mydemonz1442
    @mydemonz1442 6 місяців тому

    I did not realize he was so based as to have caps lock as his PTT button. Absolute king.