I Watched Every Dhar Mann Rip-Off...

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 28 сер 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 748

  • @TaraMooknee
    @TaraMooknee 2 роки тому +2824

    one day Ethan woke up and was like "I hate myself"

    • @ethanisonline
      @ethanisonline  2 роки тому +960

      one day?

    • @rarelypoetic
      @rarelypoetic 2 роки тому +138

      Tara/ethan collab WHEN

    • @Woodsorrel_tea
      @Woodsorrel_tea 2 роки тому +76

      @@rarelypoetic they already have! On Tara’s podcast. It’s a great video

    • @rarelypoetic
      @rarelypoetic 2 роки тому +58

      @Arlo l ohhohohOHO??? thanks for letting me know. Wouldnt say no to a regular video too tho... if theyre interested

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 2 роки тому +8

      Hi tara! You’re awesome!

  • @TimmyControl
    @TimmyControl 2 роки тому +1053

    Hahaha I love how the "woman cheating" video is right out of an incels mind. "Yeahhh females be cheatin' and Tyrone be abusing and taking steroids. That is exactly how real life is!"

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 2 роки тому +94

      mad incel energy! 19:12 judging by his voice and narration i absolutely believe he'd write lines for women saying shit like "i only wanted the attention and the gifts that come with weddings. all women want that, we just don't admit it, we peak in high school etc etc"

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 2 роки тому +31

      Add to that the "then he started training" part and you can just hear his inner thoughts going "I'll show her what she missed out on" followed by a whole slew of profanity.
      I find these videos to be exceptionally uplifting and inspirational! Just think about it: in the past you actually had to have writing skills to make money writing but now you just have to find a niche audience, a hook to keep them then you can just produce the most horrendous shit possible and as long as UA-cam doesn't think you're being too controversial (as long as your channel is small, once it gets bigger you get a free pass) you can pull in that AdSense money no problem. Doesn't matter how bad the take is or how harmful the stereotypes you're reinforcing can be, a long as there's an audience to exploit, there be some gold digging to be done.
      Aaah the internet! Because real life just isn't bad enough.

    • @SapkaliAkif
      @SapkaliAkif 2 роки тому +19

      I used to be a 4chan goblin in the far far past. That one was 100% 4chan shit.

    • @mariana9991
      @mariana9991 2 роки тому

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Boing2699
      @Boing2699 Рік тому +3

      @@SapkaliAkif if you’re cool answering, how did you get out of that? I’ve always wondered how people recover from those kinds of extreme ideologies

  • @Ozdical
    @Ozdical 2 роки тому +1737

    REFERRING TO BEING BORN IN THE COUNTRY YOU ARENT LIVING IN AS *"BAD SPAWNPOINT"* FUCKING KILLED ME 💀💀💀

    • @kale1873
      @kale1873 2 роки тому +36

      the first time i heard that i almost died and now i cant stop thinking about how fucking true it is honestly

    • @sarahbearbabygirl
      @sarahbearbabygirl 2 роки тому +23

      honestly i guffawed, imma use it from now on

    • @brookejon3695
      @brookejon3695 Рік тому +11

      Some people spawn in PvP zones

  • @amberwingtundrawing776
    @amberwingtundrawing776 2 роки тому +604

    I love the one that's like "this poor, innocent, hard-working white husband gets cheated on with a BLACK MAN whos actually lazy and abusive!!!!" there's so much happening in there to analyze

    • @twindrill2852
      @twindrill2852 Рік тому +27

      Misogyny AND Racism? Way to go.

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse Рік тому +24

      ​@@twindrill2852 the power couple of bigotry

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 7 місяців тому

      I took it as she expected a bigger dick then her husband. Obviously there's more to it, but that was my first thought about why that was her cheatee(1) of choice.
      1) not a typo
      Also, I love how Life Lessons with Luis is both family friendly AND kid friendly. ....are kids not part of a family?

  • @honeyspicedchai
    @honeyspicedchai 2 роки тому +2399

    The doc will often write down the gender on a piece of paper so the parents can give it to a trusted friend and keep it a secret! The friend is usually the one who plans the party.

    • @LeadTraveler
      @LeadTraveler 2 роки тому +83

      That's what my wife and I did and it worked for us.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 2 роки тому +206

      That's a great solution, for a stupid problem.

    • @kristi6274
      @kristi6274 2 роки тому +17

      Came here to say that! That's what I did ☺️

    • @thatoneyoutuberfan6900
      @thatoneyoutuberfan6900 2 роки тому +7

      yeah i've heard of that before, i think one of my friends in like 5th grade told me that :p

    • @cocoabutterbirdie
      @cocoabutterbirdie 2 роки тому +9

      i got a text from their doctor and then they deleted the text haha

  • @tishervandenboscher
    @tishervandenboscher 2 роки тому +1457

    It's really wild how blatantly misogynistic these "inspirational videos" are
    The villains seem to always be women doing shit that weird men are convinced women do behind their backs

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 2 роки тому +98

      Massive incel energy from them.

    • @alexkamrow7901
      @alexkamrow7901 2 роки тому +5

      Dharr man isn't sexist like that bc he's a king

    • @luffyduffy7817
      @luffyduffy7817 2 роки тому +81

      That and how they're always "gold diggers" and "karens"

    • @spongebobssponge1224
      @spongebobssponge1224 2 роки тому +4

      FRRRR

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 роки тому +39

      @@squidcultist0022 especially calling the black man a "tyrone" them type of dudes are extremely insecure when it comes to black men, jess' boyfriend is a very accurate type of rich douchebag , she has every right to be pissed off and its even scarier a black man is the content creator

  • @yuulfuji
    @yuulfuji 2 роки тому +151

    dude when she said “i can’t believe i’ve let all these men have unprotected sex with me” i literally gasped aloud

    • @Moey_idk
      @Moey_idk Рік тому +20

      Yeah I feel like it was out of place, like at first I thought “oh she’s going to be pregnant but it’s not his” but no, just there so the 6 year olds know what’s happening.

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Рік тому +14

      I love checking my phone and saying "I can't believe I've let all these men blow me" instead of just not saying that. girl could've kept that to herself. also why mention it's unprotected?? I only hear that come up in dirty talk so unless she was actively dirty talking someone and playing up the 'naughty girl' role why did she say that 😭😭😭 was she hyping herself up???

    • @yuulfuji
      @yuulfuji Рік тому

      @@chocomelo454 lmaoo true

  • @Cat-fe1fg
    @Cat-fe1fg 2 роки тому +1041

    I greatly appreciate you talking about how horrible the ICE one was. I feel it's easy to go haha laugh at the gold digger, but it's messed up that only wanting sex is acceptable but only wanting money or a green card is demonized.
    Also omg "it's my birthday Todd" is so hilarious to me I am cackling

    • @janetandamocha7874
      @janetandamocha7874 2 роки тому +122

      It's like, "LOL Look at the people who are trying to escape violence and poverty! Lmfao gold diggers!" Like, I get in this skit she was technically a "gold digger", but it perpetuates a stereotype that is absolutely disgusting and damaging.

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +2

      Todd is *such* a jerk! gosh. can you believe him?

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 2 роки тому +8

      ICE is absolutely inhuman and cruel. It seriously is something akin to police forces employed by fascists states or dictators.

    • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
      @URFTBOUND4LIFE 2 роки тому +60

      The ICE one was so disgusting, it made my jaw drop.
      Luis should be ashamed of himself for writing that as if that was okay.

    • @x.o.x.oooooo
      @x.o.x.oooooo 2 роки тому

      What's ICE?

  • @sparkfields3228
    @sparkfields3228 2 роки тому +1108

    id give this lady a 1 star review just for specializing in gender reveal parties

    • @Ohwhale79
      @Ohwhale79 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 2 роки тому +57

      I only accept egg cracking gender reveal parties.

    • @HotClown
      @HotClown 2 роки тому +9

      considering the history of gender reveal parties, I'd give her 1 star and get as far away as possible because there's a good chance she'll start a fire that kills hundreds of people and causes millions of dollars in damage

    • @juliawolf156
      @juliawolf156 2 роки тому +28

      I'm so sorry, boss.
      TAMIKA, I TOLD YOU BRING THE FAKE GAS BOTTLE WITH THE POWDER! NOW THE FOREST IS BURNING!
      I'm so sorry, bo... is that blue powder?

    • @juliawolf156
      @juliawolf156 2 роки тому +22

      @@ball4124 okay, idea: Gender reveal cale, but the cake not only contains pink and blue, they're ordered to show the trans pride flag! 🤣

  • @FlowsLikeHotLava
    @FlowsLikeHotLava 2 роки тому +745

    Dhar Mann's underlying message in every video seems to be...don't be mean because it can affect your income. He's not uplifting or motivational...he's capitalism disguised as life lessons.
    I submit..."yelp reviews are my love language."
    Also why...why was Tyrone's belt in his back pocket at not..like...around his waist where belts live? I have so many questions.

    • @djcatilian3497
      @djcatilian3497 2 роки тому +63

      Obviously that was his sex belt, duh.

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 роки тому +54

      ...where belts live, hehe, that phrasing cracks me up for some reason. A little belt with a belt wife and the belt nuclear family in a house with a picket fence just chilling near a belt loop, lol. Maybe a belt dog.

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +23

      hey honey, i brought you your favorite!! . . . it's a belt.

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 2 роки тому +49

      my impression of dhar mann's life lessons is "don't be rude to poor people, because they might be secretly rich"

    • @fireant3955
      @fireant3955 2 роки тому +11

      This implies belts live

  • @lnk2158
    @lnk2158 2 роки тому +224

    Dhar Mann videos are full of misogyny, racism, and classism (so much classism), but it's more subtext. The knockoffs just make it text.

    • @mirisparkleslikewhoa
      @mirisparkleslikewhoa 2 роки тому +1

      Spot on!

    • @dudestopmovies
      @dudestopmovies 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao this guys fans call everything racism and misogyny

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Рік тому

      Exactly!

    • @Andreaa_-_
      @Andreaa_-_ Рік тому

      @@dudestopmovies it's not my fault he's got a lot of videos based on "women are bad and only want money and attention!!" And racist stereotypes

    • @louisknudsen2535
      @louisknudsen2535 Рік тому

      ​@@dudestopmovies Yeah!... everything... especially like... racism and misogyny

  • @shaybribri
    @shaybribri 2 роки тому +221

    Omg right when the “black Hercules” shit started I cringed so hard I hurt my eye

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +6

      I wonder if they've watched Django

    • @crystalhazer7246
      @crystalhazer7246 2 роки тому +5

      @@Jane-oz7pp at least Django was set in the past when being a bigoted racist was normal.
      What Roy Wood Jr had to say about Django and Leonardo Decaprio in a comedy special was hilarious.🤣

  • @CatsandDragons7
    @CatsandDragons7 2 роки тому +562

    “As Latinos we know a lot of people” I…I think that’s racist??? I’m pretty sure that’s racist…?

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 2 роки тому +88

      And would you really recommend somone who will bring you plain cupcakes and baloons?

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +29

      @@tatiana4050 Well tbf there's no reason for her to stick to the old bosses MO.

    • @sixbytex
      @sixbytex 2 роки тому +16

      i mean it's true as far as literally almost every hispanic i know

    • @sixbytex
      @sixbytex 2 роки тому +13

      sorry that came out as racist, i know a lot of hispanic partygoers

    • @thegreatcactuss7080
      @thegreatcactuss7080 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t think so lmao

  • @stevenconnors5799
    @stevenconnors5799 2 роки тому +123

    I shouldn't have been surprised that in "husband gets wife deported to Mexico" that the husband was the protagonist

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 2 роки тому +29

      Honestly it's ridiculous how little sympathy I felt for the guy to begin with. That was so petty and permanent for something she didn't even do yet, he could've just broken up with her and taken the ring back

    • @offbranddorito9668
      @offbranddorito9668 2 роки тому +22

      I actually thought that the wife was gonna be the protag and the message would be that you shouldn't sell out your loved ones...

  • @Ocentia
    @Ocentia 2 роки тому +193

    These progressively just get worse and worse as the video goes on, like at first it was "oops popped a balloon" then all of a sudden "ICE??"

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +173

    "You know as Latinos (says the woman?) we know a lot of people" nothing like stereotypes to sell your positive messaging

    • @ohaiClemmy
      @ohaiClemmy 2 роки тому +18

      I was like 😳 wow.

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +25

      @@ohaiClemmy So many of these are just so blatantly racist omg

    • @ohaiClemmy
      @ohaiClemmy 2 роки тому +15

      @@Jane-oz7pp SERIOUSLY! I was really in shock🤦🏽‍♀️ I don't even know why I'm still surprised.

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +21

      @@ohaiClemmy we both just out here forgetting how white people be 😌

    • @ohaiClemmy
      @ohaiClemmy 2 роки тому +13

      @@Jane-oz7pp OOP 🤭🤣💯🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @allye9865
    @allye9865 2 роки тому +444

    "She already got enough chocolate for the whole year" 🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 2 роки тому +81

      I mean what do you expect from a guy that is ok with racism.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 роки тому +2

      Well that was racist but since I'm about to punish you really hard, I'll allow it. - Things Black people totally say

    • @keribere244
      @keribere244 2 роки тому +33

      that’s the first thing he says after being walked in on by a stranger while making unprotected love??

    • @streeterville773
      @streeterville773 Рік тому

      @@keribere244 He's been through it before lol

  • @jewboo3118
    @jewboo3118 2 роки тому +34

    The fetishization of black men in these videos are disgusting and gross.

  • @fmbray_
    @fmbray_ 2 роки тому +211

    Ah yes, the 4 love languages: trash fall, recommending gender reveal parties to all my Latino family and friends, firing teenage child workers in front of everyone, and Yelp review.

    • @x.o.x.oooooo
      @x.o.x.oooooo 2 роки тому +5

      True love at it's finest 😍

    • @lordskeletor481
      @lordskeletor481 2 роки тому +5

      Don't forget number 5: Pink powder!!!

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 7 місяців тому

      Somebody needs to write that book ASAP.

  • @notyourboi4076
    @notyourboi4076 2 роки тому +91

    only YOU can talk to your kids about the dangers of having unprotected love

  • @sockreynolds4385
    @sockreynolds4385 2 роки тому +57

    As some who's half Italian and half Chickasaw (yes ik, weird mix, but that's besides the point), I can tell you that I get confused for so many races, and that makes things like ICE a big ass problem. Canadian Border Patrol Officer thought I had a fake passport because "the girl in the photo is white and you're Asian", luckily I had my birth certificate on me and he didn't ask much more from then on. But that was a terrifying experience for me in 7th grade, after 32 hours on a bus, to be hauling up my French class's trip to Quebec City cause some guy thought I had a fake passport. And other then people questioning why I put other on "what ethnicity are you?" questions when I look white, and people doubting that I'm actually who I say I am cause, and this was truly said to me, "you can't be white-passing if you're mixed", I haven't much other trouble than a stern look at TSA.
    But these videos man, they make those truly terrifying experiences look like a fuckin joke. I was to scared to go to the store with family members that weren't my immediate family because we live in the south. I locked myself in my room on family vacations to the beach. I'd heard the stories, I lived in a vastly diverse city. I didn't wanna be the next person. My mom made me memorize the contact information of the hospital I was born at maternity ward, which I thought was standard information until someone told me that was weird. ICE is so fucking terrifying, and kids should not be taught to use it as a weapon.

  • @alliison
    @alliison 2 роки тому +249

    so we can all agree that the "ew, david" was schitts creek-baiting right

  • @skbanda4573
    @skbanda4573 2 роки тому +450

    Ethan's pronunciation and identification of languages is clearly on point.

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet 2 роки тому +24

      no i know i was caught off guard and so impressed

    • @skbanda4573
      @skbanda4573 2 роки тому +5

      @@lynternet /s btw

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet 2 роки тому +2

      @@skbanda4573 me too!

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +29

      I don't know if I like " *Dhar Mann François* ", or " *Dhar Mann in Dutch* " better lmfao
      I definitely want to meet Dhar Mann François though, sounds like a suave (and totally inspirational!) fellow

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +18

      @@SisselSasha it's almost as if that was precisely what I was pointing out lol...
      (Along with him saying "Dhar Mann in Dutch" when the channel name was "Dhar Mann Deutsch" which means "Dhar Mann (in) German"... my comment consisted of two examples of slightly humorous errors he made, in case that wasn't clear)

  • @greengummy5664
    @greengummy5664 2 роки тому +238

    I would've liked it if maybe the balloon had the wrong color to begin with, but they only found out because the new party planner lady popped it by accident, and they where able to fix it to still have a perfect party. Then the main planner lady could be like, "wow! If it wasn't for your mistake my perfect Yelp score could of been ruined, maybe I shouldn't be so harsh on my employees". It's still cheesy but I woulda liked it more

    • @auntiem0thman
      @auntiem0thman Рік тому +7

      That makes too much sense! You know we can't have that on a Dhar Mann rip off!!

  • @fireant3955
    @fireant3955 2 роки тому +188

    This might be a little bit too serious for this video but, I've been having a really rough time lately. The content on UA-cam has been kind of rough too lol, but I really didn't feel like sitting down and eating with my thoughts.
    But thanks to this 30 minute masterpiece everything is that much easier. You're appreciated Ethan

    • @fireant3955
      @fireant3955 2 роки тому +11

      Ethan!!!! 💜🖤 The heart made it even better

    • @charliespearman615
      @charliespearman615 2 роки тому +3

      Honestly same 😭 it’s like the only thing that comedic relief in the hell scape of existence

    • @fireant3955
      @fireant3955 2 роки тому +1

      @@charliespearman615 Couldnt have said it better myself

  • @janetandamocha7874
    @janetandamocha7874 2 роки тому +176

    Patty acted like a Scooby Doo villain - "I would have gotten away with it too...if weren't for you meddling yelpers!"

  • @tatiana4050
    @tatiana4050 2 роки тому +226

    Did they really need a party planner AND a server to bring them cupcakes and baloons?

  • @claireg9610
    @claireg9610 2 роки тому +36

    Is it just me or do Dhar Mann and their ripoffs see the world in an eerily similar way to the men who run "alpha male" podcasts?

  • @beebo7071
    @beebo7071 2 роки тому +75

    Patty accidentally burns down a forest during a gender reveal party but learns a big lesson so it’s chill

  • @kira9052
    @kira9052 2 роки тому +46

    can we just talk about the way he said "well that was racist" his tone killed me

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Рік тому +10

      he sounded like he genuinely didn't expect that to be in the script especially with how he moved into his next line. it was like it was improv but awful improv.

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 місяців тому

      it felt so real lmao

  • @vainpiers
    @vainpiers 2 роки тому +75

    "Take out the trash" would make me think I'm about to be murdered

  • @ScootsLounge
    @ScootsLounge 2 роки тому +19

    bro how tf Tyrone got no job but can afford a Gym membership AND steroids?

  • @moreonthisat7393
    @moreonthisat7393 2 роки тому +70

    Ethan: Create a new tongue twister
    Also Ethan: immediately stutters and has difficulty speaking.
    Can't say I haven't been there before tho

  • @Ndrewyy
    @Ndrewyy 2 роки тому +25

    10:39 wow I really appreciate Dhar Mann pointing out the secret underground Latino organization, I feel like nobody talks about how they know other people. Really made me realize that non-Latino people don’t know people

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Рік тому +4

      as a non Latino i can confirm that i don’t know people. my mom? don’t know her. my friends? don’t know them /j

    • @max-pn7pt
      @max-pn7pt Рік тому +2

      @@aarasko as another non latino person i can back this up, i dont know anyone. i dont have friends, i dont have family members, i wasnt even born, i was created, i spawned and i abrubtly gained conciousness. i have never met another person before, in fact i have never talked to anyone in my life.

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Рік тому +1

      @@max-pn7pt yes i can in fact back this up. the earth cracked open and i crawled out of it and thus i spawned

    • @ona512
      @ona512 8 місяців тому

      it's true im not latino i have no connections and my social media followers are all alt accounts made by me. who are you

  • @lewissawyer3235
    @lewissawyer3235 2 роки тому +45

    "homeless man steals milionare's girlfriend" is very relatable to me because I am both a homeless man and a milionares girlfriend /j

  • @Reapor234
    @Reapor234 2 роки тому +191

    Generally speaking, if the parents want to find out during the reveal party they'll entrust a friend or something, and the doctor will give that person the details of the sex. The parents just get the basic info, like health of baby and whatnot in that case.
    Sometimes, though, the parents will get the info then throw the reveal party themselves to surprise people.
    Source: have friends/ coworkers who've done them.

    • @LiarJudas666
      @LiarJudas666 2 роки тому +9

      It's such a bizarre inclination to me

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 2 роки тому +6

      @@LiarJudas666 like babies don't have gender. They don't even have secondary sex characteristics yet.
      People will force pink and "girly" stuff at a kid that's afab. But will whine when someone says they will raise their kid gender-neutral.

    • @LiarJudas666
      @LiarJudas666 2 роки тому +3

      @@tatiana4050 exactly my view. And even before I learned more about gender I didn't see the point

  • @talloncusack
    @talloncusack 2 роки тому +124

    12:20 You were so good with all the languages but I have to tell you that “Deutsch” actually means German, not Dutch!

    • @idyllic58
      @idyllic58 2 роки тому +11

      I figured that he just mispronounced it tbh 😭 I’m learning German and most people first pronounced it similarly bc… you know… we didn’t expect it to make an “Oish” sound LOL

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +2

      my good friend *Mr. Dhar Mann François* begs to differ about that whole "all the languages" thing lol
      (I'm just joking around btw, not actually criticizing or trying to say there's anything wrong with the vid or your comment)

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +5

      @@idyllic58 I think I would probably expect an English speaker who doesn't know German (or German pronunciation) to pronounce Deutsch like "Dootch" (or possibly "Dyootch"), based on words like neuron, neuter, deuce, pseudo, feudalism, queue, and euphemism, where the letter combination "eu" makes an "oo/ooh" sound or a "yoo" sound (pronounced like the word "you"). Personally, I think it's more likely he thought Deutsch means Dutch and decided to just say Dutch instead of trying to pronounce Deutsch. You never know though.

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +5

      @@idyllic58 Oh, plus he literally said "Dhar Mann *in* Dutch." which is just an English sentence. The channel title is "Dhar Mann Deutsch", so I think if he was trying to read the channel's name out loud and thought Deutsch was pronounced "Dutch," he would have just said "Dhar Mann Dutch." I think that's stronger evidence than the previous comment I left. It doesn't rly matter either way tho lol

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack 2 роки тому

      @@ByzantineDarkwraith yeah, this was my reasoning as well!

  • @ThexDynastxQueen
    @ThexDynastxQueen 2 роки тому +46

    "What does it look like I'm doing, David?! I'm being a cartoon supervillain, it's who I am! You knew that when you married me! *_twirls imaginary mustache_* Mwahaha!" - Amanda

  • @itsfm8842
    @itsfm8842 2 роки тому +16

    In the cheating wife video, the dude doing voiceover says "every night she would have a new guy", then it cuts to her saying "40th guy this month". Dude, make it make sense

    • @danny_faith1330
      @danny_faith1330 Рік тому +1

      the only way she had 40 is if she had threesomes and maybe foursomes

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Рік тому

      maybe they meant that she'd
      she'd have two guys in one night and one of them would be new

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Рік тому +1

      but also wouldn't she realistically want to take a break no matter how horny she is? I can't imagine that daily rough sex won't get tiring or need a timeout period. especially if she was into BDSM, probably should wait until your next session to let any bruises heal up just so that they don't worsen and to avoid soreness. and especially if your Dom has to leave in a hurry, no time for aftercare.

  • @squeezydoot
    @squeezydoot 2 роки тому +95

    I always found Dhar Man fascinating, but I find his copycats even more fascinating

  • @MysteriousKammm
    @MysteriousKammm 2 роки тому +64

    You should make a second channel called ethanisoffline where its just a livestream of an empty room. For the giggles

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Рік тому +1

      gods that would be awesome

  • @lyricflamm9828
    @lyricflamm9828 2 роки тому +23

    the way the “popular podcaster killed in tragic car accident” actually happened……… pretty recently……… doesn’t sit right with me

  • @Glabur1
    @Glabur1 2 роки тому +13

    They really missed the opportunity for a joke there. "What are you doing?" "Him"

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 7 місяців тому

      That's what I thought she was going to say! I was so disappointed, lol.

  • @gabbyabbott4965
    @gabbyabbott4965 2 роки тому +13

    My knee jerk reaction to the “black Hercules” bit was to yell “what?! No….no!!!!”
    Edit: also the weird back to the future sleeveless life vest took me out of it.

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 7 місяців тому

      The dude's reaction honestly surprised me. I fully expected that to be his name on Tinder.

  • @astistov
    @astistov 2 роки тому +31

    How does a man with no job can afford a gym membership and steroids?

    • @unownyoutuber9049
      @unownyoutuber9049 Рік тому +3

      Well considering how sublely racist the rest of the video was im guessing they where implying he was a drug dealer

  • @Drakoak
    @Drakoak 2 роки тому +37

    How did you not point out that that lady said "as Latinos we know a lot of people" like loool

  • @azurdlywisterious
    @azurdlywisterious 2 роки тому +89

    theres no way that wife cheats on husband one isnt a parody. the delivery screams parody. i kinda love it??? in a strange way?

    • @spookysugar
      @spookysugar 2 роки тому +12

      same vibe as "I cant believe you did this"

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Рік тому

      ​@@spookysugar ok the best part is that wasn't planned. apparently the guy filming had done a different take / filmed another video where he pushed his friend off of a chair and it ended up hurting more than expected so the friend punched him during that take 💀💀💀 it's so wild.
      however actually the acting reminds me w bit of "This isn't a beach, this is a bathtub!"

  • @ellefleck8709
    @ellefleck8709 2 роки тому +35

    ur little "hi" at the beginning is always so cute ☺️

  • @PocketDeerBoy
    @PocketDeerBoy 2 роки тому +9

    This is a very advanced case of “imagines a woman to be mad about”

  • @camelorcaramel5732
    @camelorcaramel5732 2 роки тому +7

    Fr when he called her Chalupa I thought, “so what is she going to do to get revenge once she’s deported.” She’s the protagonist right.

  • @yy-hj4br
    @yy-hj4br 2 роки тому +42

    Patty is Pinky Pie if she lost her love of parties 😔

    • @azurdlywisterious
      @azurdlywisterious 2 роки тому +17

      patty is pinky pie from that one episode where she thought everyone forgot her birthday

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 7 місяців тому

      The girl employee should be Weird Al in that episode where he can out-party-plan her.

  • @scaryhallway
    @scaryhallway 2 роки тому +85

    this was such a fun video thank u ethan! and thank u for calling out the racist bullshit these fools include too

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +5

      He missed a whole lotta racism tbh

    • @crystalhazer7246
      @crystalhazer7246 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jane-oz7pp Ethan can't get stun locked by pointing out EVERY moment of racism.
      He has to keep the flow going and the laughs coming.
      Being too focused on 1 aspect can make it dry and/or overwhelming.
      Micro-aggressions are everywhere and pointing them all out gets tedious. It's safe to say someone "missed a whole lotta racism" for most situations, but that doesn't mean their calling out of racism isn't note worthy.
      Getting rid of racist media and mindsets is a process, and if it's no fun then ppl won't pay it any attention. Gotta have a balance of education and entertainment to reach those who need to hear it most.

  • @ohnosarmy
    @ohnosarmy 2 роки тому +14

    The guy in the "gets wife deported video" has a golden tee machine and looks just like I would imagine somebody that owns a golden tee machine. 10/10 for the contextual realism between the lines, in the details. Where the devil is

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 7 місяців тому

      I saw that! And I haven't played it in decades because EVERY time I see one in a game store or whatever, it's ALWAYS broken. No exaggeration. I've come across at LEAST 3 over the years.

  • @AndromedaD
    @AndromedaD 2 роки тому +57

    The last one was bad, yes, but the dog supportively putting their paw on the guy was adorable

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +5

      yeah I thought the last one was kinda alright, and then I heard the title... the shining allure of clickbait just has to ruin content that otherwise might not be completely and utterly objectionable... *sigh*

  • @Ghost-ey4id
    @Ghost-ey4id 2 роки тому +24

    Ethan pronounced the hell outta those languages

  • @TheFrostyboiz
    @TheFrostyboiz 2 роки тому +27

    It's times like these I appreciate Tommy Wiseau and his work in "the room". Dhar Mann style videos just have the worst acting, lines and script they are just so unimaginative.

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 7 місяців тому

      Can you imagine a Tommy/Dhar collab?

  • @WhatsTherapy
    @WhatsTherapy 2 роки тому +30

    i'd like to gender reveal that I enjoyed this video

  • @anothercub6958
    @anothercub6958 2 роки тому +5

    So that woman really just told a black man Black Hercules right off the bat like that wasn't his username? Oh lawd

  • @honeybumpkins1234
    @honeybumpkins1234 2 роки тому +4

    Obsessed with the Lake Michigan baby in the background, can’t stop looking at it

  • @moonchildmonster1
    @moonchildmonster1 2 роки тому +15

    "as latinos we know a lot of people" ok wow

  • @jsxnjsxnxn2305
    @jsxnjsxnxn2305 2 роки тому +55

    5:03 - 5:08 i am laughing uncontrollably and I'm rewinding and watching it repeatedly 😂😂😂 the expression on your face when you imitate the kid😂😂😂😂. And additionally, you are cool.

  • @odyssiii
    @odyssiii 2 роки тому +20

    ”Oh my God, what are you doing?”
    “Him”

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita 2 роки тому +5

    Yeah, the person willing to put up with horrible abuse from their boss because they are living paycheck to paycheck can just start their own business instead. The only reason they haven't already is the idea never occurred to them.

  • @MsAngel419
    @MsAngel419 2 роки тому +31

    22:08 "the ikea shark stays in the bed during sex" (seriously leave the blåhaj out of this, it doesn't deserve that)

  • @warbear3863
    @warbear3863 2 роки тому +12

    4:00-"THE GENDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR"

  • @hauntedsunsets
    @hauntedsunsets 2 роки тому +7

    dhar mann and rip off videos alike are so painful to watch but god you make them funny

  • @irislabelle5478
    @irislabelle5478 2 роки тому +5

    " hey babe, I just got back from millionaire practice"
    eathan 2022

  • @Orange-tf3bf
    @Orange-tf3bf 2 роки тому +10

    Lmfao, but also I'm glad you called out all the misogyny and racism in this movie.

  • @skinsey85
    @skinsey85 2 роки тому +7

    I like how Ethan made a joke about a 3rd party getting the gender from the Dr before the parents when that's exactly what happens lol

  • @AliciaMajo
    @AliciaMajo 2 роки тому +5

    This Dad thinking it's a tongue twister, makes me think that all of Princess Caroline's alliterations would blow his mind.

  • @leaundraschopflin6570
    @leaundraschopflin6570 2 роки тому +12

    Without exaggeration, I laughed so hard at the sex on me bit

  • @rensawyer5623
    @rensawyer5623 2 роки тому +30

    And I’ve watched every ethanisonline rip-off

    • @bimpmomlover
      @bimpmomlover 2 роки тому +15

      woah I can't believe you've watched every single channel ever made, that's crazy

    • @i_eat_toothbrushes
      @i_eat_toothbrushes 2 роки тому

      @@bimpmomlover more like bore ragnarock

  • @urbOYfREND
    @urbOYfREND 2 роки тому +14

    You ask for the results in an envelope and give it to the party planner or whoever got stuck with that part of the reveal party. I worked at a bakery and lots of people had gender reveal cakes!

  • @theevillemon
    @theevillemon 2 роки тому +10

    I haven't started it yet but I hope you have the one with the disabled kid doing mortal kombat moves on people. it's intense

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you for being based. I am always on the lookout for leftist channels that are economically AND socially leftist. I am watching all your stuff!
    -Jackie Chan

  • @chloeeebee8297
    @chloeeebee8297 2 роки тому +7

    I hate fake Dhar Mann. I'm not a fan of Dhar Mann but god dam do I love content creators talking about real Dhar Mann.

  • @thefollowingisatest4579
    @thefollowingisatest4579 2 роки тому +6

    That golden tee machine is in so many of Luis' vids that it might as well be a character. Also the more I see of his videos the more I think he might be the villain of the dhar mannosphere

  • @skylerdann5712
    @skylerdann5712 Рік тому +2

    Bro when she said black Hercules and dude said "well that was racist" 🤣💀😭😂😂😂😂😂 I almost died laughing lmfao

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +5

    9:17 Gaslight 🌠 Gatekeep 🌌 Girlboss! 💫✨

  • @lemongrassarch1432
    @lemongrassarch1432 2 роки тому +7

    4:15 If the parents ask the doctor will write it down or put it in an envelope so the parents won't see and will give it to whoever is planning their party

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +11

    33:18 another racism!
    We have him infantilising the black man, as well as the whole trope of "white girl gonn leave ya for a black man".
    Like... damn son.

  • @Urmomfat529
    @Urmomfat529 6 місяців тому +3

    17:41 the disrespect to have a blåhaj in such a bad video is crazy

  • @ByzantineDarkwraith
    @ByzantineDarkwraith 2 роки тому +2

    "I don't make sex before marriage. I'm cathollick." -- Albert "Martin Luther" Einstein King Jr.

  • @nickelcrave9829
    @nickelcrave9829 2 роки тому +5

    Love the new background. RIP World Weekly News.

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd Рік тому +1

    I about crawled out of my skin at the Black Hercules part 😬

  • @spongebobssponge1224
    @spongebobssponge1224 2 роки тому +2

    "Maybe you can lift one of those cancer patients and use them as weights" HELP WHAT WAS THAT

  • @alexsnightmare
    @alexsnightmare 2 роки тому +3

    The doorbell at around 20 minutes in confused the hell out of my poor cat. She thought it was our actual doorbell and was startled awake from her nap and went to investigate

  • @WitchOfGreed
    @WitchOfGreed Рік тому +2

    4:20 people actually can give their results to a baker without reading it

  • @pieofchart
    @pieofchart 2 роки тому +3

    Loved the *Spanish* accent for the *Portuguese* Dhar Mann channel, Ethan

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 2 роки тому +1

      its not like he took *portuguese* in high school

    • @ethanisonline
      @ethanisonline  2 роки тому +1

      IM SORRY I WAS READING FAST

  • @braedenspilman5897
    @braedenspilman5897 2 роки тому +1

    22:50 "I'm sorry I could never love you plus i already found someone and he loves me his name is Tyrone" only in the perfect world

  • @lukebranam-wenger1999
    @lukebranam-wenger1999 2 роки тому +9

    I love how much emphasis she puts on her yelp score when she only has 14 reviews so far 3:27 😂

  • @dracohatesu9894
    @dracohatesu9894 Рік тому +1

    i love remembering that dhar mann was convicted of 13 felonies and also had a weed brand LOL

  • @aoifecaetan9832
    @aoifecaetan9832 2 роки тому +6

    from what I understand the doctor can print the sex of the baby on an ultrasound picture or just write it down and the parents won’t look at it. They give it to the party planner.

  • @mattcottrell3286
    @mattcottrell3286 2 роки тому +9

    This video was painful, and yet I watched all of it.

  • @Awesomesauce213
    @Awesomesauce213 Рік тому +2

    "What does it look like I'm doing David?"

  • @malloriemilton8869
    @malloriemilton8869 2 роки тому +10

    this is literally so funny ethan i love this video

  • @CrazeeDayzee
    @CrazeeDayzee 2 роки тому +17

    Ethan I really appreciate you acknowledging the bullshit that you do especially the little subtle things most people brush over 👩‍🍳 😚 👌

  • @samuel.thornton
    @samuel.thornton 2 роки тому +7

    Great video! Fwiw, it's pretty easy to let a third party know the sex of the baby. You can request a sealed envelope with that info and to not be told what the sex is, and then you're free to give the envelope to someone else.

  • @redtapeworms
    @redtapeworms Рік тому +2

    For a project I observed a "special ed" class and they used dharr man videos to help teach the basics of social situations, communication, and emotions/reactions. The bad/obvious acting in the videos were actually helpful in this sense and the students grasped it well. So now whenever I see these videos about dharr man I feel sort of guilty even though I know it's totally valid lol

  • @ThePinkMan
    @ThePinkMan Рік тому +1

    The wife cheating one feels like an abridged remake of The Room.