The M&M's "Controversy" is Insane

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  • @petesmom27
    @petesmom27 2 роки тому +968

    that woman genuinely getting worked up and calling an m&m “a conniving bitch” is so funny to me

    • @shlawgb0b
      @shlawgb0b 2 роки тому +60

      right all over some sneakers LMAO

    • @lemonwhxre
      @lemonwhxre 2 роки тому +43

      And they're all just sitting around like settle down sweetheart, you know better than to leave the house while you're on your period

    • @HiBuddyyyyyy
      @HiBuddyyyyyy 2 роки тому +38

      And she said she was reflecting on her past experiences. What kind of past experience causes her to get that angry at a chocolate sweet?

    • @confetti3503
      @confetti3503 2 роки тому +73

      @@HiBuddyyyyyy
      The green M&M killed her mom

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 2 роки тому +3

      Opportunistic as well.

  • @AdequateEmily
    @AdequateEmily 2 роки тому +2093

    Conservatives: I can excuse child slavery, but I draw the line at less sexy M&Ms.

    • @donalddarko5807
      @donalddarko5807 2 роки тому +85

      "You can excuse child slavery?"

    • @jthegoober9382
      @jthegoober9382 2 роки тому +14

      @@hellohi8062 the sitcom? bc HELL YES!! its one of my fav shows of all time, i majorly agree.

    • @jthegoober9382
      @jthegoober9382 2 роки тому +10

      @@hellohi8062 omg yes!! whats ur fav episode(s)? mines gotta be digital estate planning, the one where they play the video game to find out who inherits pierces dads money.

    • @jthegoober9382
      @jthegoober9382 2 роки тому +7

      @@hellohi8062 the trampoline episode is def amazing as well!! and the different timelines, that ones a CLASSIC! love it so much!

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 роки тому +1

      I love how this guy says leftists don't lie about conservatives yet you're over here proving him otherwise lmao. Conservatives are VERY against child slavery. The thing is, that's not the ONLY thing the news channels can cover.
      edit: I didn't realize what m&m's were doing but don't make it seem like conservatives love child slavery

  • @rainydayjules
    @rainydayjules 2 роки тому +1592

    these dudes say “it’s just chocolate they’re not real people” and “the chocolate candy wearing sneakers is offensive to me” in the same breath and pretend they have any sort of consistency

    • @Kanik_Crow
      @Kanik_Crow 2 роки тому +13

      Right??? It’s like they have no coherent beliefs and just want to upset people

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo 4 місяці тому +1

      Might makes right. Embracing contradictions is what makes them feel strong. Or smth like that, I'm not an expert at this.

  • @TheKateconner
    @TheKateconner 2 роки тому +2444

    I can’t unpack how upset he is about the footwear a fictional candy, and threw the word “transitioned” in there as a flair word to scare his fans. Bruh. Do they not change their shoes

    • @Jovviial
      @Jovviial 2 роки тому +171

      What do you mean? people change their shoes? they're not surgically attached to your feet?

    • @TheKateconner
      @TheKateconner 2 роки тому +215

      @@Jovviial I was personally born with sexy boots, but I think I got that from my moms side of the family

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 2 роки тому +99

      this, like im pretty sure he was just reading Mars' statement but he really said "she *TRANSITIONED*... to block heels" like the word 'transition' only refers to trans people or something lmfao

    • @bunnyfrosting1744
      @bunnyfrosting1744 2 роки тому +15

      Shivers in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

    • @Jovviial
      @Jovviial 2 роки тому +23

      @@TheKateconner damn you got some lucky genes

  • @sara-ey5bu
    @sara-ey5bu 2 роки тому +486

    why TF do they care about a cartoon m&m’s sexiness. “Wouldn’t want to have a drink w any one of them” WHAT????

    • @bunnyfrosting1744
      @bunnyfrosting1744 2 роки тому +63

      They legitimately can’t comprehend women existing for any reason other than pleasing them lol. Not even animations are safe :(

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR 2 роки тому +14

      Because they are feeding into the fake culture war that M&M's is paying them to feed into to distract the people from the *child slavery* they use on their cocoa farms.

    • @mollyryan5381
      @mollyryan5381 2 роки тому +22

      Lmfao right like dude you’re not meant to fuck the m&ms

    • @chasejones7008
      @chasejones7008 2 роки тому

      Yeah totally a normal thing I always have a beet with animated characters from ads like the energizer bunny

    • @philipmanavado4566
      @philipmanavado4566 Рік тому +1

      They seem to genuinely be attracted to eminems.

  • @bigdumby6915
    @bigdumby6915 2 роки тому +896

    That blonde woman getting upset and going “I don’t like girls like the green m&m” reminded me of that tweet a woman made about not liking the Mona Lisa and called her a “dirty bitch”.

    • @soundsaboteur5238
      @soundsaboteur5238 2 роки тому +47

      Lolllll what? That tweet sounds wild

    • @bigdumby6915
      @bigdumby6915 2 роки тому +50

      @@soundsaboteur5238 bro it’s so funny. It goes something like “How did the Mona Lisa get her hair slicked back like that? Probably use spit. Dirty bitch. Y’all I do not like her”

    • @vv285
      @vv285 2 роки тому +38

      plss why is she so pressed about it 😭

    • @TessieD
      @TessieD 2 роки тому +14

      That is the funniest thing I’ve read all day 💀💀

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 роки тому +1

      I’m wheezing 😂

  • @sierrafarnum9689
    @sierrafarnum9689 2 роки тому +657

    I grew up in an insane Evangelical family and they hated MnM's because they thought they made the girl characters too sexy and it'd inspire lust.

    • @alexismercer3965
      @alexismercer3965 2 роки тому +157

      They were right she got that sweet mnmussy 😩😩😩

    • @neoh-n
      @neoh-n 2 роки тому +28

      @@alexismercer3965 your comment is so cursed

    • @alexismercer3965
      @alexismercer3965 2 роки тому +21

      @@amandab722 time doesn't exist when you fuck m&ms baby

    • @alexismercer3965
      @alexismercer3965 2 роки тому +3

      @@neoh-n heh good

    • @mangoslormpy7618
      @mangoslormpy7618 2 роки тому +14

      @@alexismercer3965 this is the comment that breaks me

  • @isitleeyourelookingfor6352
    @isitleeyourelookingfor6352 2 роки тому +1624

    My second favorite part of this is how Tucker thinks that nonbinary is when a woman wears sneakers. It's my second favorite because how the fuck could anything else possibly top him openly stating the the old M&Ms designs turned him on.

    • @universal_stupidity
      @universal_stupidity 2 роки тому +28

      obviously nonbinary means any woman that doesn't dress sexy enough for him, especially if the woman is literally made of chocolate /s

    • @YukiLeiu
      @YukiLeiu 2 роки тому +44

      I do wear a lot of sneakers… as often as I wear my heels 😈 hehehe

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 роки тому +84

      Ah yes the two genders: dress shoes (male) and heels (female)

    • @OllieStrawberry
      @OllieStrawberry 2 роки тому +3

      Nice profile pic

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 роки тому +19

      Does he think women wear heels 24/7??? Does he think we walk outside every single day in heels only?

  • @rootbeerrain
    @rootbeerrain 2 роки тому +2196

    I'm sorry but "MISERABLE, NON-BINARY CANDY IS ALL WE DESERVE." i *the* single funniest thing I've ever read

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech 2 роки тому +126

      *me, a miserable non binary* and I'll do it again 😌😎

    • @void3926
      @void3926 2 роки тому +109

      @@mightymeatymech Us non binary people being miserable candy, cause we're literally snacks

    • @rootbeerrain
      @rootbeerrain 2 роки тому +57

      dude are we three non-binary candies here in this comment section?? we're like a whole sweets shop down here

    • @void3926
      @void3926 2 роки тому +45

      @@rootbeerrain bro, imagine a non-binary candy themed character or smth. Next DnD character for sURE

    • @SpeedOfTheEarth
      @SpeedOfTheEarth 2 роки тому +26

      "Will M&M's melt in your hands, cause they identify as trans?" - Greg Gutfield for FOXNews
      LMFAO couldn't have made a better line!

  • @oskwing196
    @oskwing196 2 роки тому +893

    Almost feel bad for that woman for having all these dudes talk over her. Wouldn't have happened if she was talking to the green M&M.

    • @tan_the_man
      @tan_the_man 2 роки тому +17

      Trueeeeee

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 2 роки тому +63

      Yeah, it seemed like they were no more than two sentences away from making a period "joke". I almost felt bad for her, but then I remembered she chose to be a conservative pundit, so she's reaping what she has sown.

    • @jumex1786
      @jumex1786 2 роки тому +9

      D A W G 💀💀

  • @d48731
    @d48731 2 роки тому +2333

    I love that the Token Blonde Woman is expressing internalized misogyny towards a fictional candy mascot. Very cool and normal (and, of course, hilarious).

    • @floa3297
      @floa3297 2 роки тому +18

      i appreciate ur juno birch pfp

    • @meowmeowmeoww69
      @meowmeowmeoww69 2 роки тому +13

      Yes it was peak comedy and made me hahaha😂

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 роки тому +67

      She literally called her a 'snake' wtf lol

    • @Jackieeeisvibing
      @Jackieeeisvibing 2 роки тому +12

      No yeah it’s so concerning

    • @MustAvoidScurvy
      @MustAvoidScurvy 2 роки тому +17

      And after all her rant, the other anchors tell
      her to shut up 😂

  • @EZOnTheEyes
    @EZOnTheEyes 2 роки тому +1970

    "Look at us! We're de-sexualizing our mascots! Consider us woke please."
    -*Mars Excecutives, sleeping on piles of coco pods picked by child slave labor*

    • @SECONDQUEST
      @SECONDQUEST 2 роки тому +80

      That's kinda the point. This is one large distraction. It wouldn't surprise me if Tucker was in on it

    • @orionishi6737
      @orionishi6737 2 роки тому +25

      @@cringlepingle FR! Like why should we care about real issues when they are changing the M&Ms shoes! Like, priorities!

    • @jaynedoh7823
      @jaynedoh7823 Рік тому +3

      And thusly why I love Tonys Chocolonely

    • @Andreaa_-_
      @Andreaa_-_ Рік тому

      And would you look at that, it worked on Fucker Carlson.

  • @aslan_theythem5442
    @aslan_theythem5442 2 роки тому +236

    “M&Ms will not be satisfied until every cartoon character is unappealing” at this point you can’t even call that politics lmao that’s the single dumbest sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @Vampryn
    @Vampryn 2 роки тому +340

    so funny to me that he thinks being androgynous makes you less appealing when, in my experience, the opposite is true

    • @sapphinese
      @sapphinese 2 роки тому +27

      SEE THIS GUY GETS IT

    • @thatlycantomboy
      @thatlycantomboy 2 роки тому +34

      botw link would like to have a word, yeah

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 роки тому +3

      As a pansexual I cannot begin to get express how hot androgyny and genderfcuk is

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 роки тому +2

      @@thatlycantomboy botw link is the peak of androgynous-leaning men and I will stand by that point, Nintendo didn't have to start their game with a near-naked sexy mfer but they did

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 роки тому +14

      Bruh, mood. The more androgynous/GNC a person is, the more exponentially attractive they become to me tbh- Plus they have similar interests to me since I'm GNC/androgynous-presenting lol

  • @1358Paco
    @1358Paco 2 роки тому +290

    Watching Tucker Carlson spend any extended amount of time talking about the sex appeal of candy mascots took five years from my life, thank you

    • @1358Paco
      @1358Paco 2 роки тому +12

      Seeing Gutfield at all in any context has the same effect

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 роки тому +2

      We have suffered much

    • @rainbowdragon1872
      @rainbowdragon1872 5 місяців тому

      I felt myself losing brain cells

  • @kristinpatton1018
    @kristinpatton1018 2 роки тому +537

    Discussing the gender identity of candy mascots... this is the definition of making a problem up.

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR 2 роки тому +11

      And all of this to distract the people from the real s*** M&M's is taking a lawsuit over... They buy chocolate from farms in the Ivory Coast that they knew used *child slaves*
      Don't buy into the fake culture war over their mascot, look into the *real* news-worthy story, the child slavery they employed.

    • @philipmanavado4566
      @philipmanavado4566 Рік тому +4

      I feel like he genuinely cared so much about it though. Maybe he was insecure about his own sexuality.

  • @possumpaints6852
    @possumpaints6852 2 роки тому +145

    Imagine if tucker carlson found out that the green m&m is actually trans (the m&ms all used to be depicted as men so I'm assuming she just transitioned)

    • @sallyhazy
      @sallyhazy 2 роки тому +37

      green and brown m&m are trans??? we stan!

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey Рік тому +12

      @@sallyhazy idk about brown, but green is. they’re also dating

  • @MultiJordan2005
    @MultiJordan2005 2 роки тому +544

    I hate that these guys stress the word "transition"/"transitioning" when talking about the footwear. Like they're equating the footwear with gender identity/trans people and that really shows how they view that

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah because its fuckin stupid

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +44

      Also wild that their logic implies they think all cis women wearing sneakers are trans now???

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 роки тому +4

      They're so hyperfocused on their hatred of LGBTQ+ people that, whether intentionally or not, they will view any LGBTQ+-related word to dunk on the very concept of being gay, trans, etc

    • @HiBuddyyyyyy
      @HiBuddyyyyyy 2 роки тому +11

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. It was really insidious and very weird.

    • @ihategmailpasswords
      @ihategmailpasswords Рік тому

      @@Stardipped_Paws i mean, that's great for you, but that's not the point the original commentor was making at all

  • @SlugeMalle
    @SlugeMalle 2 роки тому +450

    how can they talk about this in all seriousness and not hear how insane they sound 😭 they’re so pressed over candy lmao

    • @o.lemon.o
      @o.lemon.o 2 роки тому +20

      Literally, like wtf 😭😭 it feels like a shitpost HUGHGHJHGU

    • @nataleigh8377
      @nataleigh8377 2 роки тому +9

      *it's. a. mother fucking. M & M.*

    • @wildlylucky
      @wildlylucky 2 роки тому +5

      5:51 literally looks like a comedy sketch I am screaming

  • @pixelatedcorpse
    @pixelatedcorpse 2 роки тому +74

    “miserable non-binary candy” is how i’m gonna describe myself from now on

  • @TurbopropPuppy
    @TurbopropPuppy 2 роки тому +89

    Hey, y’all? Don’t let the Green M&M changing shoes distract you from the fact that Mars is being sued by former child slaves for using child slaves to make their chocolate. This is a smokescreen.

  • @iamcool544
    @iamcool544 2 роки тому +94

    I like how he used the word transitioned implying a sex transition instead of... putting on a different pair of shoes.

  • @gabby.maya11
    @gabby.maya11 2 роки тому +290

    His rant reads like an onion sketch. It’s so bizarre like why do M&Ms need genders or sex appeal?! They’re CANDY

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 роки тому +1

      Twitter be like:
      (The gender thing)

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 2 роки тому +2

      ALSO the way Greg talks about not caring about the gender of M&Ms but then gets mad at about them removing fucking boots???? Like why the fuck do you even care?? All it is is virtue signaling at the end of the day… not a think piece on corporations that YOU GLADLY SUPPORT taking your “rights” over identity……. -_-

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 роки тому +6

      They're beyond parody at this point

    • @fido8542
      @fido8542 2 роки тому +5

      we live in the parody universe that people make fun of

    • @boomitscocosucker
      @boomitscocosucker Рік тому +3

      Right? They're just candy lmao. Eye candy(~‾▿‾)~ (I'm sorry this was so stupid lol)

  • @Cam-bk8rt
    @Cam-bk8rt 2 роки тому +40

    Tucker is furious that the brown m&m has switched from stilettos to platform heels because now in his dreams when she steps on his balls they simply go squish instead of being pierced like the heart of a vampire

  • @niamhcorrigan3972
    @niamhcorrigan3972 2 роки тому +208

    Honestly, that show is exactly what I expected from a comedy show they would make with 1 woman there. Only older people think "women are so annoying amirite guys" is the funniest joke in the history of jokes. Her outburst was weird but the jokes at her expense were so painful to watch

    • @rainily3054
      @rainily3054 2 роки тому +53

      honestly her rant about the green m&m was the closest these dudes got to something funny, it felt purposely outlandish and tbh I'd also say something like "I don't want to be the green m&m's friend" as a joke in the right context. but then the best the dudes can do is "but-his-finger" and "ah too bad we can't make your voice more welcoming, lady"

  • @abelinasabrina
    @abelinasabrina 2 роки тому +79

    that orange m&m mug has a hole does it not

  • @nat.dorenvic
    @nat.dorenvic 2 роки тому +251

    The "Miserable, non-binary candy is all we deserve" in Carlson's goofy and weak bit is like a personal shout-out to me:
    i'm miserable
    i'm nonbinary
    i can be sweet sometimes
    ...and that's all i deserve in my life /hj
    Sending hugs to my fellow struggling trans and/or nonbinary siblings 🥺🖤✨
    You're not a mistake✨you're a masterpiece

    • @xavierbrown4051
      @xavierbrown4051 2 роки тому +13

      🥺 thanks mate. I hope you can feel happier, but totally understandable if not given the state of the world 🖤🖤🖤

    • @beng.5067
      @beng.5067 2 роки тому

      /handjob ? I must be missing something. Or maybe not

  • @catteriyaki1827
    @catteriyaki1827 2 роки тому +37

    "Maybe the Orange M&M is a secret sexist" is definitely a sleeper agents trigger words

  • @ghostnatt8006
    @ghostnatt8006 2 роки тому +48

    "I wouldnt have a drink with any of these" i mean if a living walking talking chocolate came up to me with a beer i wouldnt either my guy

  • @Twilightingale21
    @Twilightingale21 2 роки тому +72

    God, the fact that this is even being bitched about is actually taking years off my life. Imagine being so vexed by animated chocolate.

    • @bunnyfrosting1744
      @bunnyfrosting1744 2 роки тому +10

      I’m honestly jealous in a weird way? Like my life has never lacked consistent stress to the point of having this kind of free time ☠️

  • @EdgarGarak
    @EdgarGarak 2 роки тому +34

    "You need to run away from women like green M&M" ... she means the ones that are green and made of chocolate? Ok.....

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 2 роки тому +55

    The Gutfeld bit gets gradually more cringe-worthy/hilarious as it reveals there are FIVE people in the room; none of them are funny and none of them are laughing.

  • @ConnorAlex
    @ConnorAlex 2 роки тому +50

    Tucker really said “The sex is in the heel, honey you can’t fake it”🤪💅🏻👠

  • @Zer0ath
    @Zer0ath 2 роки тому +66

    'miserable, nonbionary candy is all we deserve' was oddly affirming.

  • @L3N0R4L4N3
    @L3N0R4L4N3 2 роки тому +136

    I'm androgynous, and I'm not even mad about them making an issue over m&m's being less gender conforming and inclusive, I'm more concerned and worried over the fact that cartoon candy isn't 'sexy' enough to have a 'drink with' for some people. Those are the people I feel you should *definitely* avoid 😶
    Like, I have my cartoon crushes, but *DANG there's a whole news station throwing an 'Invisible Man isn't hot' fit?! Wtf is happening???*

  • @Its_nautiee
    @Its_nautiee 2 роки тому +794

    You know, I love that M&M’s are starting to get inclusive and I think that’s a good thing, but they did not had to get rid of my girl green’s boots like that, like she was slaying in them boots, she’s a queen she’s an icon like give my girl her boots back.

    • @isabellaschuster4470
      @isabellaschuster4470 2 роки тому +122

      It’s literally to distract from the fact that the chocolate is made by child slave labor

    • @Its_nautiee
      @Its_nautiee 2 роки тому +115

      @@isabellaschuster4470 I know that, but still I said what I said, give the queen her boots back, if brown could keep her heels, she can keep her boots.

    • @Has-uo1lq
      @Has-uo1lq 2 роки тому +128

      yeah they act like we wanted this but we dont! the gays LOVE the green m&m come on man-
      but we also want slave free chocolate why is it so hard to simply not have child labor

    • @Its_nautiee
      @Its_nautiee 2 роки тому +6

      @@Has-uo1lq agree

    • @igglychu9507
      @igglychu9507 2 роки тому +16

      @@Its_nautiee i think they were trying to have one of the "female m&ms" less feminine presenting but they were iconic.

  • @fucno6924
    @fucno6924 2 роки тому +117

    Crazy how everyone acts like tennis shoes makes the m&m un-sexy 😳 homegirl jus wants her feet to rest , I’d still smash
    Mars is disgusting for using this as cover up tho

  • @goeatsanta5600
    @goeatsanta5600 2 роки тому +164

    this whole situation is what made me realize that cancel culture is dead. we’ll have actual serious “drama” having to do with SA and things like that right next to “the m&m’s don’t give me a boner anymore”. this is why we can’t genuinely talk about big things anymore because big reactionaries on all sides pick and choose and don’t actually make anything better. i hope that made sense but i really hate how people have run with “cancel culture” and what they made it into

    • @postrachsmietnikow
      @postrachsmietnikow 2 роки тому +21

      Especially since this whole drama was manufactured in the first place to cover up that the M&M company is using child slave labor to gather cocoa beens for their chocolate... I genuinely don't get why we're allowing them to get away with that by talking about this "drama" instead. I honestly think Tucker Carlson might have been payed off to make that segment.

    • @vv285
      @vv285 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@postrachsmietnikow of course he is. simply because i cannot fathom the idea of someone being that stupid. people like that usually don't care about what they're talking about, they only say it because of money. whatever he believes, he knows what he's saying is stupid, he's (hopefully) not that dumb.

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 2 роки тому +39

    Child labour at cacao plantations:
    Green M&M is less sexy now: 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

  • @Ambarfing
    @Ambarfing 2 роки тому +81

    the chewing sound after the mug tipped shocked me so much 😭😭

  • @reed6514
    @reed6514 2 роки тому +71

    The fake inclusiveness of marketing campaigns is absurd, though. But they didn't criticize corporations for pandering. They used the corporate pandering to "criticize" the entire political left.

    • @eilisinivy
      @eilisinivy Рік тому

      Conservatives do not have the critical thinking skills to actually recognise corporate pandering. They know it's THERE, because people told them it was, but they dont actually know what to look for so they just point at random shit and go "is that it?"

    • @SadBlueGirl
      @SadBlueGirl Рік тому +1

      Right Wingers criticisms of the left are literally manufactured

  • @guyguy463
    @guyguy463 2 роки тому +17

    Reactionaries to the LGBT community:
    “Stop making everything sexual!”
    Reactionaries 10 seconds later:

  • @thewrongsorcerer
    @thewrongsorcerer 2 роки тому +205

    Sometimes I wonder if people like Tucker Carlson get paid to have their weird segments about nontroversies like this. It feels like the perfect marketing campaign. After all, there's no such thing as bad publicity, especially when it comes to stuff like M&M's shoes

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens Рік тому +1

      He sure puts the "idiot" in "useful idiot".
      (Sorry for the slight ableism, but he _is_ the latter, a proper term.)

  • @doclewis8927
    @doclewis8927 2 роки тому +44

    The FACT that they're discussing CANDY "statements" as if the CANDY made the statement is f-ed up. REAL women don't say that they just do it. Hmmmm...REAL women. REAL. As in...NOT candy??? WHAT? It amazes me that they can't hear themselves and I'm NOT talking about the candy which has no ears because it's CANDY.

  • @Polyeurythane
    @Polyeurythane 2 роки тому +118

    Personally I don’t like that they took away the green m&m’s go go boots. She always made me feel empowered watching her growing up. She was unapologetically sexy according to society’s standards yet she was just being her girlboss self. I know I definitely have some sort of rose colored glasses on and nostalgia involving green (she was my favorite after all). Definitely gross that Mars is using these changes as a coverup, and hilarious that Tucker Carlson lost his shit over what the m&ms are wearing on their feet.
    I’m also a little worried about how they’ll portray orange “accepting his anxiety.” As someone with generalized anxiety disorder for as long as I can remember, just because you accept your anxiety doesn’t automatically help anything or change behaviors. My anxiety makes me terrified to make and answer phone calls, and accepting that doesn’t help or change anything (the easier with practice line doesn’t work either for obvious reasons). It doesn’t make me stop the symptoms of my anxiety disorder. I acknowledge that everyone is different and will have different experiences with anxiety, I just think Mars needs to step carefully about how they handle the anxiety acceptance involving orange.

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 2 роки тому +16

      I have anxiety too and i get what you're saying near the end there, IMO i'm kinda torn. On one hand i hardly EVER see any representation for the disorder and tbh i'll take whatever i can get (hell i tend to relate to a lot of cutesy shy uwu characters in media even though it's kind of a stereotype) but on the other hand....i kinda don't want my representation to be a FUCKING M&M

    • @rowancook4369
      @rowancook4369 2 роки тому +26

      This is a good potential conversation around representation in brands, but given that it's about M&Ms makes this comment feel like a fever dream

    • @rowancallisto4338
      @rowancallisto4338 2 роки тому +9

      @@rowancook4369omg we have the same name :OOO also i agree its so funny that its about m&ms JJFJFWwf

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 роки тому +6

      I kinda wish they had just switched her to like combat boots, but knee high ones. Give her a more utilitarian feel so it's more practical, without taking away from her empowering feeling, it satisfies both ends of it. Plus I like the uniqueness of her shoes being different from the others, tbh. None of the others have boots. It always gave her another factor that made her memorable.
      I also felt that way with her, to some degree, and I see them removing the heel portion, we see the brown m&m has heels still, she's still "sexy" in that sense, but taking away the boot altogether feels like she was losing that girlboss energy of not giving a fuck.
      I also see how it could be good to imply that women don't have to be sexy to be in high places, like, helping push back on the stereotype of "slept her way to the top" kinda thing though? So I have mixed feelings on it, personally.
      I def feel you on the orange m&m though, that one made me raise an eyebrow tbh, I have like 2 anxiety disorders, I can acknowledge my anxiety, and work to better it, and I kinda hope they do that and show healthy ways of him coping with it or something instead of just fainting for comedic effect, but I worry they won't take it that seriously...

  • @Grelpo-gen
    @Grelpo-gen 2 роки тому +42

    I love how he jokes that only leftists protest when my city (ottawa) is currently being held hostage by antivax truckers who have been blocking highways for a week lol.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 роки тому +8

      Fuck those guys, and fuck the police who aren't arresting them when they ABSOLUTELY WOULD BE if these were leftists with trucks and guns.

  • @clawd_not_cloud
    @clawd_not_cloud 2 роки тому +55

    There is no way for conservatives to complain about the sexiness of the m&ms without sounding completely deranged

  • @mattrose99
    @mattrose99 2 роки тому +35

    I love how he had so much of a problem with the brown M&M when her design is just more modern. The frames she has are popular, the shoes shes wearing are common buisness dress today.
    Also, idk about Tucker, but if a walking talking M&M asked me to have a drink with them I would first assume someone drugged me and if it is truely a sentient M&M I would say yes out of fear. Who knows what a sentient M&M is capable of? And I would have so many questions.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 2 роки тому +23

    wait, don't they get mad when things get made "too sexy" too? There's no win condition here

  • @c_amo
    @c_amo 2 роки тому +20

    her "i do not trust her" has the same energy as that tweet about mona lisa slicking back her hair with her own spit saying "y'all i do not like her"

  • @finn-yz3zs
    @finn-yz3zs 2 роки тому +37

    We need Tucker Carlson to STAY AWAY from our m&ms 🙄✋

  • @spookyufo98
    @spookyufo98 2 роки тому +34

    that intro was so fuckin funny. ethan is a visionary
    edit: i can’t stop laughing at tucker carlson studying m&m’s down to every last detail. he definitely wants to fuck the m&m’s

  • @nicolestacy4732
    @nicolestacy4732 2 роки тому +22

    the funniest thing about all of this to me is that these so-called pundits are pissed about the the "less sexy" versions but have said nothing about the slight changes in the tone of their limbs. i'm just glad this didn't become a crt talking point for them.

  • @7PMNewz
    @7PMNewz 2 роки тому +35

    The conservatives are so mad that the M&Ms have dripped out sneakers now

  • @T1C
    @T1C 2 роки тому +16

    Don't forget that the whole thing was to cover up a child slavery suit

  • @vivianm1851
    @vivianm1851 2 роки тому +11

    I can't stop laughing. The way you delivered the line "M&Ms don't have a cock!" was priceless.. I was not expecting it even when I did a double take and rewinded lol.

  • @grailmontgomery9326
    @grailmontgomery9326 2 роки тому +10

    "Maybe the orange M&M is anxious because of all the ugly shoes around him?"
    Man, the right really is just spiralling into madness, huh?

  • @kmeis
    @kmeis 2 роки тому +32

    This shit makes me so genuinely curious about how conservatives feel when they’re watching the evening “news” and hear this sorta stuff being discussed. Like do they not find it ridiculous?? It’s so hard to picture not finding this ridiculous lmao

    • @davidbowman2001
      @davidbowman2001 2 роки тому +6

      My grandpa watches both of these shows completely earnestly and it’s fucking bizarre to witness someone actually doing that in real life.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 роки тому

      @@davidbowman2001 same boat. my grandma would probably say the MnM company is being controlled by the communist joe Biden.

  • @JaylukKhan
    @JaylukKhan 2 роки тому +19

    These people know exactly what they're doing. They aren't falling for the distraction, they're actively participating in it.

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 2 роки тому +32

    He's not mad about the candy "being less sexy" he's mad about sexy being different than when he was relevant... every decade finds different things attractive!!! I remember when big butts were bad and heroin sheek!!!

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 2 роки тому +2

      *chic not sheek lol

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 роки тому +1

      @@missbraindamage aweful is what it was

    • @gypsylee333
      @gypsylee333 2 роки тому +1

      @@16driver16 *awful

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 2 роки тому +1

      @@gypsylee333 they only changed that a few hundred years ago and its stupid... awe+some=awesome... awe+ful=awful... wtf. Also colour/color, grey/gray, tyre/tire, ageing/aging, specialty/speciality, sulfer/sulpher, airplane/aeroplane, pyjamas/pajamas, judgement/judgment, mould/mold, arse/ass... I could go on for days just admit that English changes and what your saying will be wrong one day too... mind you most of these are BOTH correct depending in what side of the world you live on too... ever heard of dialects?!

  • @kayley.
    @kayley. 2 роки тому +8

    Tucker Carlson m&m fetish was not on my 2022 bingo card

  • @HollieAndApollo
    @HollieAndApollo 2 роки тому +21

    “Wouldn’t want to have a drink with anyone of them” they are freakin M&Ms!!!!!! Lmao 🤣

  • @Rachely24
    @Rachely24 2 роки тому +11

    Literally would not have noticed the designs changed if it weren't for these freaks throwing a tantrum over candy

  • @Cat-fe1fg
    @Cat-fe1fg 2 роки тому +13

    Is Kat ok? Like that rant on the green fictional character was intense. What woman hurt her???

  • @humanbean4970
    @humanbean4970 2 роки тому +9

    tucker carlson saying "sexy bOots" in reference to a piece of candy is definitely the last thing I expected to witness today

  • @eggyonline5308
    @eggyonline5308 2 роки тому +5

    tucker carlson on national tv with a completely straight face complaining about he wouldn't want to take the green m&m out for a drink (implying that before, he absolutely would have) is fucking SENDING me rn

  • @Sheblet
    @Sheblet 2 роки тому +17

    every argument he makes about this can be debunked by yelling THEYRE CANDY

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 2 роки тому +15

    They think they really did something with the “candy in sexy shoes is highly offensive,” trying to highlight the absurdity of anyone taking offense to it, except no one took offense to it lol. the company just quietly changed it of their own volition-what it SHOULD say is “candy in frumpy shoes is highly offensive” because they are literally the only ones offended in this situation lmao

  • @goobiusmaximus86
    @goobiusmaximus86 2 роки тому +8

    I like how they couldn’t even get Jesse Waters to make his own joke correctly. It’s so clearly “BUT-THEIR-FINGER” and he faceplanted on the comedic finish line like the cultural vampires they all are

  • @unisexbathroom66
    @unisexbathroom66 2 роки тому +8

    @4:35 "it hurts way less when they stomp on you and thats not gonna do it for him" ethan im screaming

  • @hecateinanna3925
    @hecateinanna3925 2 роки тому +5

    If "the orange m&m" likes sexy shoes so much, he can always buy some and wear them

  • @neilbornstein5940
    @neilbornstein5940 2 роки тому +5

    If the orange m&m is having a crisis about other people's shoes, then... yes. He does have an issue that he needs help with.

  • @kristinapasternak7263
    @kristinapasternak7263 2 роки тому +14

    im so mad at the butterfinger joke because butTHEIRfinger was literally there (also would continue the non-binary theme), and he still managed to butcher it by choosing buthisfinger

  • @Bee-kv5tx
    @Bee-kv5tx 2 роки тому +7

    You can not convince me that they didn't have a woman say that stuff about the green m&m just so the guy that wrote it didn't look like a misogynist.

  • @TokingHeads
    @TokingHeads 2 роки тому +7

    “it hurts way less when they stomp on you and that’s not gonna do it for him” HAHA

  • @sliggsloth
    @sliggsloth 2 роки тому +3

    WHEN HE CALLED THE GREEN M&M " t h e s e d u c t r e s s "

  • @Crystre
    @Crystre 2 роки тому +6

    What I don’t get is people saying “Who looks at Candy and says it need to look more androgynous! You should just care about the candy!” Well why do you care so much? They are just candy mascots, it’s not like they affect the taste.

  • @adamusprime403
    @adamusprime403 2 роки тому +20

    I love how politics always eventually devolves into projection from the right, and constant manufactured outrage.

  • @lexie2497
    @lexie2497 2 роки тому +11

    oh awesome greg love that diabetes joke! nothing irks me more than jokes about "candy gives you diabetes" because I was diagnosed when I was 7 years old and was literally 90 pounds

  • @SamGlaze
    @SamGlaze 2 роки тому +12

    My favorite thing about this whole thing is that the second it happened, people made jokes about what Tucker Carlson would have to say about it, and then it became reality

  • @goldilocks8235
    @goldilocks8235 2 роки тому +6

    I have a green M&M mug that says "please don't beg" I got it at goodwill

  • @ceci8845
    @ceci8845 2 роки тому +5

    it’s so incredibly bizarre that people actually watch people argue about m&m’s. it’s honestly hilarious how dumb that is

  • @GonzoCiosain
    @GonzoCiosain 2 роки тому +7

    I grew up in a simpler time where Eminem was controversial.
    I just wasn't built for these idiotic, far-right, terminally online times where M&M's are controversial.
    Tucker Carlson needs some decades overdue counseling.

  • @frankpassi9812
    @frankpassi9812 2 роки тому +9

    7:50 - 7:57 absolutely killed me. so glad that thought was shared because I haven't laughed that hard in a while

  • @lowkyio
    @lowkyio 2 роки тому +7

    Gutfeld may be the weirdest show I've even seen. It's one of those shows that the antagonist of a movie would watch to show he is evil and stupid.
    Also that logo.... holy shit. So bad.

  • @amourtabb7859
    @amourtabb7859 2 роки тому +3

    Ive heard ppl admit to being attracted to cartoons but ive never heard someone express disdain over not being attracted to cartoons

  • @neamt9200
    @neamt9200 2 роки тому +19

    Haha guys remember how the brown m&m is trans and also is gay? So glad these news castors are starting to really care about LGBTQ+ issues! :D
    (/j)

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 2 роки тому

      /j? /s is sarcasm whats /j?

    • @csokissuti7343
      @csokissuti7343 2 роки тому

      @@iamcool544 joke, joking,jokingly..etc

    • @bunnyfrosting1744
      @bunnyfrosting1744 2 роки тому

      I thought /s meant serious!?!? I’m autistic and tone indicators have only left me more confused lol

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 2 роки тому

      @@bunnyfrosting1744 /s is sarcasm on reddit. Never seen /j in my life.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 роки тому

      @@bunnyfrosting1744 /j is joking, /s is sarcasm, /srs is serious, /lh is lighthearted :) hope this helps

  • @spinestealer8129
    @spinestealer8129 2 роки тому +4

    I’ve never seen so much hatred surrounding an m&m mascot- did the green m&m like kill someone’s family or something??

  • @aburlapsackfullofhungrytoa9880
    @aburlapsackfullofhungrytoa9880 2 роки тому +8

    I could not beg or pray for a better way to start my day than listening to some commentary on tucker carlsons paraphilia

  • @XquinlanX
    @XquinlanX 2 роки тому +5

    It’s kind of impressive to have the ….imagination? To so fully immerse themselves into this m&m world

  • @doclewis8927
    @doclewis8927 2 роки тому +4

    "They've won"? One of these days, I'd love someone to ask tuckface who "they" are and watch him trip over his tongue trying to explain.

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 2 роки тому +3

    Gutfeld staffed his show by picking out the other people still shitfaced outside the bar at 3 AM because none of the Uber drivers in the area will pick them up.

  • @dezm101
    @dezm101 2 роки тому +10

    these conservative show hosts seem far more miserable than any of the people or toys / candies they are always complaining about

  • @blubberingbuffoons
    @blubberingbuffoons Рік тому +3

    "THE GREEN M+M IS A SNAKE" I AM LOSING MY MIND

  • @johnd3687
    @johnd3687 2 роки тому +2

    "It hurts way less when they stomp on you" made me spit out my drink lmao

  • @thegooglyeyeswatchyou6854
    @thegooglyeyeswatchyou6854 2 роки тому +8

    Even my conservative ma thinks the m&m redesign is nuts and she believes in FEMA camps and that Mark Zuckerberg is a communist mastermind.

  • @pumpkinsushi1633
    @pumpkinsushi1633 2 роки тому +5

    I got the “The Juice Is Loose” flag because of you it now hangs in my room

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 2 роки тому +4

    why am i on the opposite side of these people, i'm mad at the m&m marketing for not leaning further in, the brown and green m&m are technically trans women cuz they used to be portrayed as men in early ads, so if m&m wanted to be inclusive they could bring that back up

  • @AndromedaD
    @AndromedaD 2 роки тому +2

    There were commercials where a sentient pretzel was planning on getting shoved inside the Orange M&M. That's why he looks anxious.

  • @aerinoreiron
    @aerinoreiron Рік тому +1

    coming back to this after the tucker carlson “we’re gonna be covering that tonight because that’s what we do here” is so beautiful