Daz Watches Dr Phil High School Drop Out

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  • @samirac7733
    @samirac7733 5 років тому +7718

    her : *describes definition of a psychopath*
    her : *literally is describing herself*

  • @sundried_teeth
    @sundried_teeth 3 роки тому +2076

    Dr Phil: what’s a psychopath?
    Girl: **starts describing herself**

  • @joechater4723
    @joechater4723 2 роки тому +989

    “We got one dead body with multiple gunshot wounds. Male”
    Her: “Is it serious?”

  • @AmadeoDrysdale
    @AmadeoDrysdale 2 роки тому +1365

    She is the sort of person to say:
    "Glue is useless, but you kinda need it when you need to stick things together"

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus Рік тому +25

      NAUR💀✋✋

    • @i_l0ve_Stars._
      @i_l0ve_Stars._ Рік тому +9

      Or the kind of person to say ugh we did nothing today except for that one thing

    • @therealbeyoungho
      @therealbeyoungho Рік тому

      I mean yeah 😂 that's pretty much what she said. That's a big yikes.

    • @kristle_46
      @kristle_46 6 місяців тому +1

      Or "Food and water is useless, but youll die without them so you do need them"

    • @user-nq8sw4ni5x
      @user-nq8sw4ni5x 2 місяці тому +1

      @@calix_mayeusOAR NOR CLEOUR

  • @astraltae
    @astraltae 5 років тому +4107

    ‘you didn’t even buy me a car’
    few moments later
    ‘I dOn’T nEeD a CaR’

  • @f.b.i.7492
    @f.b.i.7492 3 роки тому +3095

    Her: I was an adult since I was little
    Me: I was born at a very young age

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 2 роки тому +364

    This episode drove me up the wall. Apparently her grandparents were giving her things (like a cellphone) and then undermined the mom (who they label as "crazy" and shame her because she has mental health problems) when she tried to discipline the daughter by saying "you can't take it away from her because *we* gave it to her." Dr. Phil never called them out on it, either. No wonder the kid was so fond of them; it's easy to get someone to like you when you never have to discipline them.

    • @taraparry6038
      @taraparry6038 9 місяців тому +2

      Am I gonna be shamed for my mental health issues? Who am I kidding, I already AM!!!!

  • @totaldramataco4961
    @totaldramataco4961 Рік тому +202

    I WANT A SHOW BASED ON THAT SKETCH

  • @narwhalgirl12
    @narwhalgirl12 6 років тому +1305

    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going outside to my car, and I’m having a cigarette.”
    “That’s the broom closet!”
    LMAO I DIED XD

  • @shikamarunara1338
    @shikamarunara1338 3 роки тому +3833

    her: "a psychopath is when you cant think straight"
    lesbians,pans,bi's,and gays: "well damn ಠ_ಠ

  • @krispychipss6256
    @krispychipss6256 Рік тому +128

    my sister is actually a high school drop out but that’s because she went through immense trauma and she gave up on her life. but she’s doing so great now! she’s married, she has a son too, and she has found a cleaning job. she’s doing great regardless her struggles and she’s an amazingly strong person. this girl on the other hand i don’t know what else to say except she wack as hell if it’s real XD

    • @vanillaskies5186
      @vanillaskies5186 9 місяців тому +6

      Looking back I was bullied a lot in high school and luckily I passed my SAT’s that year and to put icing on the cake my graduation speach made everyone’s jaw drop of 2 seconds before a standing ovation that memory still stands in my head after 10 years later

    • @ReinyGamez255
      @ReinyGamez255 9 місяців тому +7

      I’m a high school drop out due to bullying and I’m now a cook

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys Місяць тому +4

      yeah, you dont need high school it helps but you can make a career without it. (but, very much should stay in school since even if you want to be a youtuber lets say, you need a backup plan)

  • @youmakemehappy7
    @youmakemehappy7 2 роки тому +84

    The acting you put in there is SO APPRECIATED 😂😭

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 3 роки тому +2299

    her: "being a psychopath means you dont think your age"
    also her: iVe BeEn aN AdULt SinCE I waS LIttlE"

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 роки тому +20

      Lmao thanks for pointing that out 🤣

    • @unknownuser9214
      @unknownuser9214 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭

    • @abbylorber1755
      @abbylorber1755 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah. Adults eat baby powder. Yeah. She’s an adult. Sure.

    • @madeleinej6048
      @madeleinej6048 2 роки тому

      This is such a good point 😂😭

    • @jeffersonskrabanek9263
      @jeffersonskrabanek9263 2 роки тому +2

      What’s funny is she said that and honestly wasn’t forced to grow up at a young age like me and my siblings and a few other people I know she didn’t have the struggles that a lot of people have/ had she had (at least by what I’ve seen from this video) a pretty good upbringing and didn’t have to worry about money education none of that but omg she’s been an adult since she was little

  • @cassbonds2121
    @cassbonds2121 5 років тому +1220

    18 yrs old, parents never bought me a car. They raised me to do this thing called "get a job and buy one yourself."

    • @darksunshine9046
      @darksunshine9046 5 років тому +24

      I'm 14 yrs old and I'm not that dependent on my parents I mean I still need them but I'm not babied like she is.

    • @cassbonds2121
      @cassbonds2121 5 років тому +4

      @@darksunshine9046 Thats good

    • @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316
      @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316 5 років тому +11

      Cass Bonds can see where your coming from but say you pass your drivers license and your family gets you a used car that’s fine but anything more then that is wrong in my books

    • @donacello789
      @donacello789 5 років тому +2

      Jesse Helmer what’s wrong with weed? Yeah, at that age it should be taken but past 24 their are hardly any major effects.

    • @vimmotv8802
      @vimmotv8802 5 років тому +2

      I'm not 18, but true.

  • @kierananthony25
    @kierananthony25 5 місяців тому +9

    Daz just makes me feel still, present, and at peace whenever I have a bad day or feel depressed.
    Daz, if you're reading this, you're a G.

  • @plastation4streaming882
    @plastation4streaming882 2 роки тому +135

    "you've been an adult since you were little, how does that make sense."
    Short people, Daz, Short people.
    (It's a joke please don't take offense)

    • @courttheshort87
      @courttheshort87 2 роки тому +2

      Im short. I'm not offended.
      It Was funny.

    • @danyaliqbal1429
      @danyaliqbal1429 Рік тому

      i am short. i wasn't offended. that was funny.

    • @cathorse11
      @cathorse11 Рік тому

      Im tall. It was funny either way.

  • @daughterofchrist8809
    @daughterofchrist8809 6 років тому +1645

    Honestly, when I clicked on this video, I thought it was about a lady who was a high school drop out. Turns out she is still a teenager. A very old looking teenager.

    • @ThatGamer-eo6jf
      @ThatGamer-eo6jf 5 років тому +8

      Something Educational ikr

    • @leok8695
      @leok8695 5 років тому +50

      I thought she was thirty honestly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jassychu3139
      @jassychu3139 5 років тому +4

      IKR 😂

    • @vampire7144
      @vampire7144 5 років тому +5

      ARMY... ARMY EVERYWHERE.

    • @meow-mb5bg
      @meow-mb5bg 5 років тому +9

      yup she lookin 32 and 1/2

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian 4 роки тому +2582

    The girl looks like she wants to speak to the manager

    • @dontask8051
      @dontask8051 4 роки тому +37

      irolledunderashutter 1127 she looks like a Karen 100%

    • @ekokonutz
      @ekokonutz 4 роки тому +10

      irolledunderashutter 1127
      Karen’s backstory

    • @julierosen8274
      @julierosen8274 4 роки тому +5

      she got the short hair too👌

    • @ThunderTK
      @ThunderTK 4 роки тому

      Karen at it's 23% form

    • @loganspacek3112
      @loganspacek3112 4 роки тому +1

      Fuckin Karen

  • @bonniegill3652
    @bonniegill3652 2 роки тому +57

    She wants to be a cosmetologist a crime scene investigator and a UA-cam star but skips school and hates it , ok 👌

  • @amberdanforth2209
    @amberdanforth2209 2 роки тому +29

    The whole fact that she is saying her dad is *BASICALLY* God, my trauma high key said “Yeah- someones getting molested” my dad treated me good because I was getting molested and he was showing me attention, I wanted to be with him all the time because I got things, he gave me things, I mooned over him. HIGHKEY- it’s prolly not the case- but my trauma really said “HA! I’m not the only one”

    • @courttheshort87
      @courttheshort87 2 роки тому +4

      I'm high key hoping you got help with that, luv.
      One survivor to another.
      Self deprecating is a coping tool for so long.
      Best wishes.
      Low high she probably does have daddy issues of that caliber.

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 6 років тому +2098

    "I've been an adult since i was little"
    She's, like, really smart. She's a *_stable genius._*

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 років тому +40

      It’s like she’s a 45 year old woman wearing a 17 year old girl’s body.

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 6 років тому +8

      A+ comment, I needed this 😂

    • @lisafischer5040
      @lisafischer5040 6 років тому +16

      For those who don't get it, it's a reference to one of Donald Trump's tweets

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 років тому +3

      Lisa Fischer So, she’s pretending to be Donald Trump or is she Donald Trump’s daughter?

    • @vii.bxllavi
      @vii.bxllavi 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @long_necc1384
    @long_necc1384 5 років тому +3510

    *IQ has left the chat*

    • @waifu.rhianne3637
      @waifu.rhianne3637 5 років тому +7

      ....lol

    • @livschlingmann8870
      @livschlingmann8870 5 років тому +14

      *Loneliness Has Entered The Chat*

    • @idkidk5596
      @idkidk5596 5 років тому +5

      It's a 666 likes lol

    • @jilan8160
      @jilan8160 5 років тому +6

      idk idk I just made it 667🤣🤣

    • @asentient8685
      @asentient8685 5 років тому +4

      the rainbow 6 op or the mental iq because I think it's the same for both

  • @alexandraofarrell7829
    @alexandraofarrell7829 2 роки тому +7

    She mentions that she wants to get a GED which is the equivalence of a high school diploma. To obtain one you have to be out of school for at least one year and purchase a book which you study and then you pass the test. The GED is a seven-hour test, separated into two days. There is a math section, an English section, a history section, and a science section on the test. In my country, you can also take a test at the college or university that you are applying to, to make sure that you have the skills required for the program. To get the skills required to pass the tests you can purchase high school workbooks, so basically, she would be homeschooled. That's what she most likely means by still wanting an education. I know this because that's what I did myself because going to school gave me horrible anxiety attacks and panic attacks that got so bad that I was going to the bathroom every 5 minutes and was sometimes going in my pants without knowing so I had to start wearing diapers again. Things got so bad that I wanted to kill myself so eventually, my parents and my therapist decided I should be homeschooled. The real problem with this girl is her attitude, thinking that she is better than everyone, and as much as she says she wants an education I don't buy it, because she thinks she knows everything already.

  • @lauverr3808
    @lauverr3808 2 роки тому +15

    We all have gone through teenage angst but I couldn't imagine telling everyone, mom included, that you hate her and she's never going to be allowed in her life. That's insane. I'm sure her mom is the strict one and daddy is all "anything you want princess!" 🙄 I hope she and her mom get to reconcile their differences. No matter what it's still her mom.

  • @kei_tsuki
    @kei_tsuki 4 роки тому +4845

    "I've been adult since i was little"
    **Chokes on ramen**

    • @user-uo7hq2lf8o
      @user-uo7hq2lf8o 3 роки тому +23

      💜💜💜

    • @robbob7348
      @robbob7348 3 роки тому +35

      ramen for life tho 😋😌

    • @Literalll_legenddd
      @Literalll_legenddd 3 роки тому +11

      *confused noises*

    • @SykesBFC
      @SykesBFC 3 роки тому +28

      Her definition of psychopath:”someone who doesn’t act their age”

    • @anfool8774
      @anfool8774 3 роки тому +11

      *chokes on ritz crackers*

  • @CerberusComplex
    @CerberusComplex 6 років тому +578

    I'm a criminology major and I don't think this girl understands the true nature of crime scene investigation. It's not as glamorous as it appears on TV. Not only do most police departments require you to have at least an associates degree (although you have a much better chance of landing a job with a bachelor's degree), but you also have to be prepared to get called out at 4 am in the windy 20 degree weather, scrounging around a crime scene for blood splatters and shit. Not as fun as TV makes it seem. And oh my god, her definition of a psychopath made me recoil internally.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 6 років тому +28

      Κέρβερος Very interesting! I was once keen on studying criminology, but chose something else. Indeed, it's far from glamorous. I like to think she could do it, but she'd need to mature significantly and get a much needed reality check first.
      (I needed to put my phone down after hearing that psychopath definition)

    • @drenemelia2960
      @drenemelia2960 6 років тому +18

      Κέρβερος
      I don't need to continue reading after I noticed your Profile picture is from the Jojo ova, I have complete faith in whatever you were going to say

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 6 років тому +6

      Κέρβερος You deserve more likes for your amazing comment. Thanks for bringing that knowledge to us. :)

    • @aloevera5206
      @aloevera5206 6 років тому +4

      woah fucking hell it wasn’t that deep

    • @bumbditch6493
      @bumbditch6493 6 років тому +4

      I have so much respect for this comment 👏

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Рік тому +3

    the very first word she said was a perfect representation of her as a person
    a snarky "uuUUUUMMM!!"

  • @skyler_thepatato9125
    @skyler_thepatato9125 7 місяців тому +5

    10:53
    So thats what that feeling is when you are awake at 2 am and all of a sudden you wanna get your life together 🤣 just ur ghost mom yelling at you

  • @Demonicii
    @Demonicii 5 років тому +17065

    I'm on a Daz marathon, anyone else?

  • @tatjanamadzar7672
    @tatjanamadzar7672 5 років тому +3602

    *I’ve been an adult since I was little*

    • @14_heather_44
      @14_heather_44 5 років тому +26

      @library of dragons yeah but you probably didnt get drop out of high school. she probably doesnt even know what childlike heart means. not meaning to sound rude or to make any assumptions or anything...

    • @legodarkmetal
      @legodarkmetal 5 років тому +11

      I feel like I was a lawyer in past life. Eveytime I see someone jay walk I literally say to them 'license and registeration'. I also tell them to put their hands behind their back while always carrying handcuffs.

    • @k.suliman8539
      @k.suliman8539 5 років тому +20

      She also said a psychopath is a person that doesn't think their age

    • @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby
      @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby 5 років тому +5

      Bro same.. lol

    • @-blackandblue-4803
      @-blackandblue-4803 5 років тому +7

      Same, I also have been an adult since I was little, and now that I’m in high school I’ve become the wise old grandparent

  • @tricky5871
    @tricky5871 11 місяців тому +4

    When daz says “can you imagine?” You know there is going to be a story

  • @lindseydarcy2776
    @lindseydarcy2776 7 місяців тому +3

    Daz: have never seen so much contradiction in such a short space of time
    me: well u clearly haven't met my mother

  • @mcchickentits8784
    @mcchickentits8784 6 років тому +8391

    Why she look like a 45 y/old soccer mom who yells at other peoples kids.

    • @k2p716
      @k2p716 6 років тому +94

      Crim Wolf
      Lol the burn is too real

    • @ashleysheree7057
      @ashleysheree7057 6 років тому +34

      Lmao 😂

    • @Lovegato1
      @Lovegato1 6 років тому +54

      Crim Wolf she will be like TIMMY LET ME YELL AT THIS KID OMG WHAT ARE U THINKING!!

    • @reaganm6773
      @reaganm6773 6 років тому +37

      Crim Wolf is it weird that’s what I thought when I saw the title and I was like she’s not a girl she’s a woman 😂

    • @tana9776
      @tana9776 6 років тому +21

      Crim Wolf Bitch my neighbor is SHOOOOOK she yelled at me for wearing jeans in summer

  • @adeledenton534
    @adeledenton534 4 роки тому +2488

    Her: Describes what a psychopath is
    Also her: Describes herself

  • @shaunhumphreys6714
    @shaunhumphreys6714 Рік тому +16

    Daz is the most grounded, down to earth youtuber with the amount of following he has, on the whole of youtube.He gives his watchers besides the amazing contagious laugh, and hilarious character sketches, these serious moments which come from being a grown up adult,a father, he is such a good role model. he promotes good family values basically. and he promotes good values to people who are single. he is still extremely real.hes not pretentious, or materialistic. he still has the same best friend hugh. he hasnt changed.

  • @aniahmiller5281
    @aniahmiller5281 6 місяців тому +2

    You’re one of my fav UA-camrs, I’ve been battling severe depression and when you make skits/mock of messed up situations 😂 like the guitar it was so unexpected which makes it better 😂

  • @Avastea_talk.-3248
    @Avastea_talk.-3248 4 роки тому +5408

    The crime scene he played out got me dyeing

  • @caffinaated
    @caffinaated 3 роки тому +1936

    “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: *Kowalski Analysis*

  • @RubeusHagrid-tj1lo
    @RubeusHagrid-tj1lo 9 місяців тому +5

    Dazs sketches are gold

  • @hailthenapkin
    @hailthenapkin 2 роки тому +8

    I love it whenever Daz does demonstrations and mini skits.

  • @MysticSarahh
    @MysticSarahh 4 роки тому +715

    Girl: I’m going to college for cosmetology and crime scene investigation.
    Me: Those two jobs are in completely different fields. Is she going to go up the body and be like "uh uh, honey. Your hair is a mess and the blood does nothing for your skin. Before I look around, lemme add some foundation, hair spray, lipstick-“

    • @reenwolf6066
      @reenwolf6066 4 роки тому +20

      Omg! New sketch idea lol

    • @kiaraguzman8965
      @kiaraguzman8965 4 роки тому +11

      And i’ve never seen a college have both a cosmetology program and a crime scene investigation course. Like ever.

    • @Lily-gj8jo
      @Lily-gj8jo 4 роки тому +10

      Sherlock Holmes the makeup artist

    • @nataliemj06
      @nataliemj06 4 роки тому +1

      Lol know your facts before you comment

    • @oliviahodges6104
      @oliviahodges6104 4 роки тому

      MysticSarah 2003 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sinner_seraph3509
    @sinner_seraph3509 5 років тому +908

    The mom’s face tho:
    “I should’ve swallowed.”
    😂😂

    • @gloriouswaterbottle8968
      @gloriouswaterbottle8968 4 роки тому +4

      Sinner_ Seraph I’m cackling 😂

    • @emmalouise9536
      @emmalouise9536 4 роки тому +3

      Sinner_ Seraph you legend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrsbomsta
      @mrsbomsta 4 роки тому +3

      Ha!!!! OMG!! Best comment on here!!

    • @grizz8217
      @grizz8217 4 роки тому

      Should of

    • @fgvfhkn_hhf4404
      @fgvfhkn_hhf4404 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣She should have

  • @Katelink_
    @Katelink_ 11 місяців тому +3

    Most people who drop out from school can be successful in life and I hope that Dr Phil didn't ruin her life too badly and she managed to get the job she wanted. I actually dropped out of school in year 9 because of bullying. Ended up doing my GCSE's in my local college and now I'm making about £30,000 a year with my art and doing something I love.

  • @IzukusGorgeousThighs
    @IzukusGorgeousThighs 2 роки тому +7

    8:08 maybe she means she go her innocence was taken away from her at a young age, that could also be a reason as to why she hates everyone and doesn't want anyone in her life, in her business, as a way to keep herself save from getting hurt even further?

  • @J0E05
    @J0E05 5 років тому +609

    "I skip school all the time". "I'm going to college for crime scene investigation". Ok betch

    • @ytyt2245
      @ytyt2245 4 роки тому +9

      NOBODY:
      That girl: I don't have common sense but I can think like the people who committed
      the crimes. You get it because she gave us a wrong definition of psychopath?

  • @meganosullivan2341
    @meganosullivan2341 3 роки тому +1317

    Let’s get daz a talk show!!!
    Just picture it.
    Kid: I hate my mother
    Daz: get over it for fuck sake
    Kid: mum I love you!!!

  • @Smergal
    @Smergal 2 роки тому +7

    5:20 Mam you just described the majority of neurological disabilities, not psychopathy.

  • @Candice_Johnson123
    @Candice_Johnson123 7 місяців тому +2

    Is anyone else watching with captions?! They are hilarious!! 😂

  • @aliveyasparks3637
    @aliveyasparks3637 3 роки тому +2821

    she hates school but she keeps going on about how she needs school to get her somewhere in life.

  • @earthdoragon2540
    @earthdoragon2540 Рік тому +2

    As someone who's in college for Forensic Science, with plans to go into crime scene investigation ... ya definitely need an education. I have a class that's literally just analyzing blood splatters to determine different aspects of what could have happened

  • @snowwyq2723
    @snowwyq2723 2 роки тому +7

    her: "a psychopath is when you cant think straight, cant think there age"
    also her " I've been a adult sense I was a kid"

  • @morgan8897
    @morgan8897 5 років тому +431

    “That’s Alberto he’s our Crime Scene camera guy”
    “Hello”

  • @chey2946
    @chey2946 4 роки тому +593

    Her: “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: **on my last brain cell**

    • @beansontoast9924
      @beansontoast9924 4 роки тому +5

      Hello I'm her for no reason

    • @michaelmccarthy3695
      @michaelmccarthy3695 4 роки тому +6

      I was born at a very young age

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 4 роки тому +7

      When I came out I was an adult

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 4 роки тому +2

      😂😀😀😂😀😂😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😂😂😀😂😂😀😆😂😀😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😀😆😂😂😂😀😆😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @breezvsp1759
      @breezvsp1759 4 роки тому +1

      Omg!😂😂😂

  • @swisscheese4226
    @swisscheese4226 Рік тому +6

    "I've been an adult since I was little" Felt that

  • @js.z1n
    @js.z1n 2 роки тому +9

    Someone should tell this girl:
    Psychopathy is characterized by diagnostic features such as superficial charm, high intelligence, poor judgement and failure to learn from experience, pathological egocentricity and incapacity for love, lack of remorse or shame, impulsivity, grandiose sense of self-worth, pathological lying, manipulative behavior

  • @ta1y.d
    @ta1y.d 4 роки тому +764

    ‘You don’t even get me a car’
    Like 2 seconds later: I dOn’T NeEd a cAr 🚘

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 4 роки тому +4

      i can hear.

    • @User-bx1nl
      @User-bx1nl 4 роки тому +5

      Copied word for word (the original comments above urs LMAOO) no hate tho

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 4 роки тому +1

      Alicia Machin shut up -.-

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 4 роки тому +1

      Audrey Monroe no i’m ok ty :)

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 4 роки тому

      Alicia Machin I-
      YOUR LIKE FOUR- you shouldn’t be watching this 😂

  • @KellieValentine
    @KellieValentine 6 років тому +930

    I dropped out of high school because of bullying and now I'm in university doing psychology so that I can become a therapist. Education is important I think, but high school isn't necessarily your only route.

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 6 років тому +52

      Kellie Cronogue That’s so cool! I want to be a therapist but I think I’m gonna stick with high school. That’s really amazing!

    • @KellieValentine
      @KellieValentine 6 років тому +42

      IHaveNoIdeaWhyIEvenTry Best of luck with your career path, I hope you do well! :)

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 6 років тому +25

      Kellie Cronogue thank you so much ^^

    • @alyssarichardson1880
      @alyssarichardson1880 5 років тому +16

      Same here girl, I'm in college to become a Vet Tech. I dropped out at 17 and got my GED a month later.

    • @mmparty5967
      @mmparty5967 5 років тому +8

      I hope you don't live far from me because my best friend have tried to kill herself many times and I never know about it! I always have to force her to tell me the truth! I told her to see therapists and she did but nothing worked.She cutted herself many times and says her cat scratched her.I'm a Muslim and she is a Christian and she is the only person that loved me and never judged me by my religion.She understands me.I would not know where I would be without her! I cant stand the fact that she tries to hurt herself!😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @M4ouS4m4
    @M4ouS4m4 2 роки тому +29

    Let me tell you this, she is actually kind of right. You need some of the first years of school, but when you have learned stuff such as reading and math, you know etc. You don't really need more than that, people just don't want you working at their work place if you don't have a degree and went to high school. A lot of the stuff you learn at school, is stuff to prepare you for jobs. But if you just go ahead and take an education in something that you would like to work in, you could learn it way easier and faster than if you would have wasted the time in school to learn something that you want ever need. For short it's like you wanting to know what 1+1 is and I tell you what 2+2 is, you don't need to know what 2+2 is, you need to know what 1+1 is.

    • @mdy7953
      @mdy7953 Рік тому +6

      Well if you want a specialised profession and not a basic labour job then tbh you do need a certain level on in depth knowledge. If she wants to be a crime scene investigator, as she said, that might require a lot of chemistry and biology (for forensics) and a high level of English (for detective work) due to the volume of paperwork and reports needed. Also compiling crime statistics require a lot of mathematical analytical skills (perhaps even sociology to help interpret trends), and if you want to do a good job in an interrogation room probably a little bit of psychology wouldn't hurt either. It's not just walking around with a magnifying glass yk. Most professions require a lot more skills than most people realise and there's a lot of crossover.
      BC of this, you can't just let kids pick and choose what they want to study cos often they don't realise just just how many subjects go into a certain job, e.g. many kids/teens may not realise that maths (perhaps even physics, to a degree) are integral to architecture and not just art. They also might change their mind over time (I doubt any child sticks to wanting a single job for their entire school career, most change their minds frequently and it wouldn't be practical to frequently switch subjects on a whim). Theres nothing wrong with learning more than you need and having more options available to you so you can choose from them.
      Also a lot of covert skills are taught in school, such as professional attire, keeping appropriate formal relationships (with teachers), following instructions, being on time, hypothetical thinking, etc. These may sound pretty basic but certainly children aren't born with these skills and don't really pick them up by themselves without someone pushing them yk

  • @pannywanny5322
    @pannywanny5322 Рік тому +2

    High school sucks but it is necessary. It's really hard to survive it sometimes. There are bullies and lots of responsibilities to tale on that are incredibly stressful to deal with. However, it is imperative to complete your education or attempt it. It's not for everyone, but it is a chance for a good future.

    • @thatone3AMcreature
      @thatone3AMcreature Рік тому

      Best to just concentrate on the education, there may be some obstacles but best to just keep going to reach you're dreams and ignore the negative reactions from others ( *it's quite hard and understandable* ) but best to ignore that 👍

  • @chuhaecherry8674
    @chuhaecherry8674 5 років тому +430

    i love how she acts like she knows everything but in reality she knows so little to nothing about literally anything

    • @LillieNeedles
      @LillieNeedles 5 років тому +5

      Sophie A. Yea I definitely got that vibe from her too her attitude was horrible

    • @serenn-f628
      @serenn-f628 5 років тому +4

      Sophie A. ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @chuhaecherry8674
      @chuhaecherry8674 5 років тому +3

      Seren Nagle-Fellows Fighting!! 💜💜💜💜💜

    • @yasminchan7425
      @yasminchan7425 5 років тому +4

      It seems so extremely fake..

    • @daniellaandreone2096
      @daniellaandreone2096 5 років тому

      Armyyy

  • @rhiannoneliza4010
    @rhiannoneliza4010 5 років тому +486

    she has been wanting to speak to the manager for at least 10 years now

  • @beepboop2228
    @beepboop2228 10 місяців тому +4

    Whoever did the captions, round of applause to you
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @whyamidumb9860
    @whyamidumb9860 Рік тому +3

    I like that daz actually thinks about what made the girl think like that. He doesn'tjust blame her,call her cringy and insult her. He questions the parents and wonders what they did to make her think like that.

  • @hithanksforcheckinginimsti7068
    @hithanksforcheckinginimsti7068 5 років тому +1718

    She said a psychopath doesn't think straight. I'm gay, so am I a psycho??? No.
    Edit- holy crap, thanks for all the like???

  • @eblovesdb
    @eblovesdb 6 років тому +773

    'woo0ooooo0oo *KEVIN* pick this shit up'
    LMAO XD

    • @XtrashracoonX
      @XtrashracoonX 6 років тому +1

      eblovesdb but mom your dead fuck off 😂😆

    • @enochblackthorn1360
      @enochblackthorn1360 6 років тому

      eblovesdb , how do you bold the text ?

    • @enochblackthorn1360
      @enochblackthorn1360 6 років тому

      Midnight Summer Wolf , thank you

    • @Ellemphriem
      @Ellemphriem 6 років тому +1

      I am gonna do that to my daughter when I hit the bucket.........

    • @chora58
      @chora58 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @chadwiggins4883
    @chadwiggins4883 2 роки тому +11

    4:06 daz- you can't can't count to five then you can't count the bullet holes s in the victims ass
    Me- oooooh!! I think we need to call the fire department cus that was a 3rd degree burn

  • @Trillium_thefairy4454
    @Trillium_thefairy4454 9 місяців тому +4

    You can survive and do life without going to high school.

  • @mekialmyers1389
    @mekialmyers1389 4 роки тому +676

    Instead of Dr.phill we need Dr.daz like daz is logic is insane

  • @that_immortal7197
    @that_immortal7197 6 років тому +636

    Who else wants Daz to be the next Queen of England?

    • @zaraelizabethcpo2511
      @zaraelizabethcpo2511 6 років тому +31

      ImmortalBoss 45 we could have a national tea party holiday 😂

    • @that_immortal7197
      @that_immortal7197 6 років тому +7

      yeah, that would be great!

    • @meeyah4782
      @meeyah4782 6 років тому +5

      ImmortalBoss 45 he would be a queen? Howabout king? No hate please I'm just saying

    • @nads4002
      @nads4002 6 років тому +1

      Me

    • @mintycube
      @mintycube 6 років тому +1

      Stay in school

  • @CallumButton
    @CallumButton Рік тому +3

    If you put subtitles on, when Daz laughs it types *Daz has the best laugh*. Love it and so true!

  • @ashleylunas-rodriguez6316
    @ashleylunas-rodriguez6316 2 роки тому

    Daz is such an amazing person. Really happy he's out here for people to watch.

  • @iateabrick1244
    @iateabrick1244 4 роки тому +379

    her: “i’ve been an adult since i was little.”
    me: *using my last brain cell*
    also me: “wait-“

    • @z9321
      @z9321 3 роки тому +3

      Its difficult to process what she said in my mind and I have a somewhat above average IQ😅 I'm so damn confused and also concerned tbh

  • @Lucxsss
    @Lucxsss 6 років тому +617

    We need a series/sketch called “Dr Daz”😂
    Who agrees?😂

  • @aaronbt7167
    @aaronbt7167 2 роки тому +4

    Daz's acting is amazing

  • @Stageynankeen7
    @Stageynankeen7 5 місяців тому +3

    Im a highschool drop out. Im in yr 10 right now I haven't been to school for basically 2 or 3 months. I mean I've been a few days in between. I've decided to drop out at the end of this year because of the bullying and i am pretty intelligent. Im also getting a job because it's either learn or earn. I'm choosing to make money instead of going to school. In my mind it doesn't matter who believes in me, as long as I believe in myself I know I'll make it.

  • @lizbiz1416
    @lizbiz1416 3 роки тому +744

    “I can’t make that joke”
    I think everyone’s figured that out 😂

    • @DucksLikeGrapes
      @DucksLikeGrapes 3 роки тому +12

      im not too young im just innocent explain please? lmao

    • @thatoneboy869
      @thatoneboy869 3 роки тому +14

      @@DucksLikeGrapes its an inappropriate joke

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 3 роки тому +9

      @@DucksLikeGrapes you must be to young then

    • @DucksLikeGrapes
      @DucksLikeGrapes 3 роки тому +9

      @@elisharoberts492 I’m not I’m literally a teenager I’m just dumbb

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 3 роки тому +8

      @@DucksLikeGrapes fair enough

  • @lukeaxolotl2782
    @lukeaxolotl2782 4 роки тому +540

    Girl: I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    What did you just come out the womb huge?

    • @milk4231
      @milk4231 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah she came out 6’4” being a genius as she always is

    • @laurenpettis2469
      @laurenpettis2469 4 роки тому

      hahaha, I just spat my coffee out reading this comment BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aurora7102
      @aurora7102 4 роки тому

      “Psycopath you dont think your age”

    • @seagullplayssiege8185
      @seagullplayssiege8185 4 роки тому +1

      dumbbitch.exe has stopped working

    • @x_lxky
      @x_lxky 4 роки тому

      Castaway Axolotl I mean she looks like she is 45 named Karen 152kg 2 mortgages 4 children and a mini van

  • @fayore792
    @fayore792 Рік тому +8

    her definition of a psychopath never fail to make me giggle

  • @lismac524
    @lismac524 Рік тому +7

    10:05 best clip ever

  • @itsalaynnaguys
    @itsalaynnaguys 3 роки тому +1378

    “You don’t think like a normal human would”
    Ahhh, yes my depression and anxiety make me a psychopath then lol

    • @Neomakes
      @Neomakes 3 роки тому +26

      *Angry adhd wants to know that girls location* xD

    • @Apollo_G
      @Apollo_G 3 роки тому +44

      Ah yes, my autism makes me a psychopath lmao

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 роки тому +41

      Ok I dont have to go through any of the things you guys do but just know how brave you are for staying around and being amazing human beings

    • @Tibs05
      @Tibs05 3 роки тому +13

      @@Tricks_99 your brilliant have a lovely day 😊

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 роки тому +6

      @@Lou-fb9ii thanks! Have a great year and stay safe!

  • @millyp6236
    @millyp6236 5 років тому +636

    Daz should be the next Dr Pill
    It could work

    • @luzdizon4796
      @luzdizon4796 5 років тому

      omg yesss

    • @astrobunny8001
      @astrobunny8001 5 років тому +3

      *lickle* mmh does i see the bootiful Trancyboio in ya pfp .w.

    • @CherriesDemure
      @CherriesDemure 5 років тому

      Astro Bunny r/creepypms

    • @zuzu6864
      @zuzu6864 5 років тому +2

      Love your profile pic... Mr. King booty shorts

    • @reanhazxac7386
      @reanhazxac7386 5 років тому

      Yes yes yes

  • @ReinyGamez255
    @ReinyGamez255 9 місяців тому +6

    I dropped out of high school, life’s a little harder but high school truely sucked😂

    • @Imtrane15
      @Imtrane15 9 місяців тому +2

      My mom got me out of school around the start of Covid, don't feel bad

  • @karinap5988
    @karinap5988 2 роки тому

    I love this man sm 😂 if we were best friends I would never leave his side he’s so funny kind and KNOWS WHEN TO MAKE A JOKE OR NOT

  • @fununicorns5578
    @fununicorns5578 6 років тому +747

    She said psychopath is when people can't think straight. I have ADHD and Aspergers syndrome. Does that mean I'm a psychopath.

    • @alyssaburton8029
      @alyssaburton8029 5 років тому +36

      Fun Unicorns if you don't know how to insert a question mark, maybe

    • @dylanmaxwell9993
      @dylanmaxwell9993 5 років тому +12

      Alyssa burton OOF

    • @msmoorea1270
      @msmoorea1270 5 років тому +6

      No it just means you’re a confused queen

    • @WaifuYuuki
      @WaifuYuuki 5 років тому

      Yes seems like it. you are and so am I xD

    • @enab.5165
      @enab.5165 5 років тому +1

      No, you aren't.

  • @why_u_mad1446
    @why_u_mad1446 3 роки тому +637

    "That's the face when...
    I'm not gonna make that joke"
    We all got it Daz...

    • @cj1478
      @cj1478 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it T-T

    • @hooriya1389
      @hooriya1389 3 роки тому +11

      @@cj1478 doing the nasty:))

    • @changedmyusernameagain7654
      @changedmyusernameagain7654 3 роки тому +9

      @@cj1478 of course you don't

    • @Alice-mj2pr
      @Alice-mj2pr 3 роки тому +2

      @angel midnight u don’t wanna know 🤭✌️

    • @why_u_mad1446
      @why_u_mad1446 3 роки тому +1

      angel midnight When he finishes. In the bedroom...

  • @KarenLopez-yh9mg
    @KarenLopez-yh9mg 2 роки тому +7

    I bet Daz tried not to laugh when making the sketch😂

  • @tiaraeg
    @tiaraeg 11 місяців тому +1

    I've been a long time Daz fan, but i've always found my way back to this video JUST for the CSI sketch hahahahaha. it's amazing!!!

  • @tttot8312
    @tttot8312 3 роки тому +627

    I love when he’s like “WHATS UP DuDeS IM AT THE FUCKING SKATE PARK” 😂😂😂😂

  • @evelyngrace5405
    @evelyngrace5405 6 років тому +444

    " *SUP DUDES IM AT THE FOCKIN SKATE PARK!!* " i relate

  • @leroy0609
    @leroy0609 2 роки тому +5

    9:05 ''I call my MOM by here name, KIMBER. Because i don't see her as a MOM''
    If you don't call your mom named Kimber, mom. why did you then call her mom when you told us that you dont call her mom but Kimber. So you called her this time mom instead of Kimber. So your telling lies about how you call Kimber. Who is your mom. But you don't call her mom because that is what you said earlier. But you call her Kimber while she is your mom. So that is why you called her mom in this program. while you not seeing her as a mom. But just as Kimber.

  • @RoeAlx
    @RoeAlx 6 місяців тому +2

    ik what she means. She means "High school's system is toxic and completely breaks down every person into having anxiety. Being forced against your will to do so much that u dont want to do bc it destroys you but if you dont go then your life will amount to nothing. so we have to go to this place against our will."

    • @RoeAlx
      @RoeAlx 6 місяців тому +1

      well im not on her side, i just think she needs help explaining. i have a learning disorder so i hated school

  • @kennedybellerose4369
    @kennedybellerose4369 5 років тому +605

    Your sketches are pure gold and original

  • @syberscience3316
    @syberscience3316 3 роки тому +553

    "High school is stupid"
    A few moments later
    "yOu NeEd EdUcAtIoN oR yOuR nOtHiNg"

    • @neonfox582
      @neonfox582 3 роки тому +8

      Bill Gates:

    • @Jayhhardy
      @Jayhhardy 2 роки тому +2

      You don't need high school though.

    • @keepuwu-ing7653
      @keepuwu-ing7653 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like she had a point but just kinda missed it a little bit with the way she said it

    • @keepuwu-ing7653
      @keepuwu-ing7653 2 роки тому +2

      Like she's referring to how some things you study in hs are useless (which they are, I bet most people forget 90% of what they studied in hs, Daz brought up the counting thing but that's irrelevant since you study that in elementary school not high school) but you need a degree to get employed. That makes a lot of sense to me.

    • @true2796
      @true2796 Рік тому

      @@keepuwu-ing7653 yh

  • @tackywacky1262
    @tackywacky1262 2 роки тому

    I'm home schooled- sometimes I honestly hate learning but then videos like this show me that all that hard work of learning my stuff is all worth it for my future

  • @ZombieEmpire9199
    @ZombieEmpire9199 2 роки тому

    omfg that scream at the end, it will never get old, out of the thousands of dazes videos I've watched. the best part is every single moment where he makes us laugh and that scream.

  • @KatieMcchensey
    @KatieMcchensey 6 років тому +5048

    the sketches are everything lmao

  • @icecoldfeverdreamer
    @icecoldfeverdreamer 4 роки тому +172

    'my dream is to become a youtube star'
    'i'm gonna become a crime scene investigator'
    WHAT IS THE TRUTH

  • @monseratbravo4059
    @monseratbravo4059 2 роки тому +1

    I love the notifications in the background 🥲😂

  • @maggixx8707
    @maggixx8707 2 роки тому +2

    Daz for president❕

  • @niksvlogs1940
    @niksvlogs1940 4 роки тому +207

    “Wow , someone’s grounded” 😭😭😂😂😂😂