Daz Watches Dr Phil High School Drop Out

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  • @astraltae
    @astraltae 5 років тому +4472

    ‘you didn’t even buy me a car’
    few moments later
    ‘I dOn’T nEeD a CaR’

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian 5 років тому +2891

    The girl looks like she wants to speak to the manager

    • @dontask8051
      @dontask8051 4 роки тому +36

      irolledunderashutter 1127 she looks like a Karen 100%

    • @ekobutter
      @ekobutter 4 роки тому +12

      irolledunderashutter 1127
      Karen’s backstory

    • @julierosen8274
      @julierosen8274 4 роки тому +5

      she got the short hair too👌

    • @ThunderTK
      @ThunderTK 4 роки тому +1

      Karen at it's 23% form

    • @loganspacek3112
      @loganspacek3112 4 роки тому +1

      Fuckin Karen

  • @samirac7733
    @samirac7733 6 років тому +8097

    her : *describes definition of a psychopath*
    her : *literally is describing herself*

  • @EinsteinTheoreticalPhysics
    @EinsteinTheoreticalPhysics 3 роки тому +1577

    She is the sort of person to say:
    "Glue is useless, but you kinda need it when you need to stick things together"

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus 2 роки тому +25

      NAUR💀✋✋

    • @AZR3AL_ST4RSTRUCK
      @AZR3AL_ST4RSTRUCK Рік тому +10

      Or the kind of person to say ugh we did nothing today except for that one thing

    • @therealbeyoungho
      @therealbeyoungho Рік тому

      I mean yeah 😂 that's pretty much what she said. That's a big yikes.

    • @kristle_46
      @kristle_46 Рік тому +2

      Or "Food and water is useless, but youll die without them so you do need them"

    • @louisMacDiarmid
      @louisMacDiarmid 9 місяців тому +1

      @@calix_mayeusOAR NOR CLEOUR

  • @morgan8897
    @morgan8897 6 років тому +445

    “That’s Alberto he’s our Crime Scene camera guy”
    “Hello”

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 6 років тому +2176

    "I've been an adult since i was little"
    She's, like, really smart. She's a *_stable genius._*

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 років тому +41

      It’s like she’s a 45 year old woman wearing a 17 year old girl’s body.

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 6 років тому +8

      A+ comment, I needed this 😂

    • @lisafischer5040
      @lisafischer5040 6 років тому +16

      For those who don't get it, it's a reference to one of Donald Trump's tweets

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 років тому +3

      Lisa Fischer So, she’s pretending to be Donald Trump or is she Donald Trump’s daughter?

    • @vii.bxllavi
      @vii.bxllavi 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @sundried_teeth
    @sundried_teeth 4 роки тому +2168

    Dr Phil: what’s a psychopath?
    Girl: **starts describing herself**

  • @joechater4723
    @joechater4723 3 роки тому +1212

    “We got one dead body with multiple gunshot wounds. Male”
    Her: “Is it serious?”

  • @f.b.i.7492
    @f.b.i.7492 4 роки тому +3283

    Her: I was an adult since I was little
    Me: I was born at a very young age

  • @rhiannoneliza4010
    @rhiannoneliza4010 6 років тому +498

    she has been wanting to speak to the manager for at least 10 years now

  • @Demonicii
    @Demonicii 6 років тому +17930

    I'm on a Daz marathon, anyone else?

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 3 роки тому +433

    This episode drove me up the wall. Apparently her grandparents were giving her things (like a cellphone) and then undermined the mom (who they label as "crazy" and shame her because she has mental health problems) when she tried to discipline the daughter by saying "you can't take it away from her because *we* gave it to her." Dr. Phil never called them out on it, either. No wonder the kid was so fond of them; it's easy to get someone to like you when you never have to discipline them.

    • @taraparry6038
      @taraparry6038 Рік тому +2

      Am I gonna be shamed for my mental health issues? Who am I kidding, I already AM!!!!

  • @Avastea_talk.-3248
    @Avastea_talk.-3248 4 роки тому +5431

    The crime scene he played out got me dyeing

  • @kei_tsuki
    @kei_tsuki 4 роки тому +4861

    "I've been adult since i was little"
    **Chokes on ramen**

    • @Multistan-y8y
      @Multistan-y8y 4 роки тому +23

      💜💜💜

    • @robbob7348
      @robbob7348 4 роки тому +35

      ramen for life tho 😋😌

    • @Literalll_legenddd
      @Literalll_legenddd 4 роки тому +11

      *confused noises*

    • @SykesBFC
      @SykesBFC 4 роки тому +28

      Her definition of psychopath:”someone who doesn’t act their age”

    • @anfool8774
      @anfool8774 4 роки тому +11

      *chokes on ritz crackers*

  • @CerberusComplex
    @CerberusComplex 6 років тому +651

    I'm a criminology major and I don't think this girl understands the true nature of crime scene investigation. It's not as glamorous as it appears on TV. Not only do most police departments require you to have at least an associates degree (although you have a much better chance of landing a job with a bachelor's degree), but you also have to be prepared to get called out at 4 am in the windy 20 degree weather, scrounging around a crime scene for blood splatters and shit. Not as fun as TV makes it seem. And oh my god, her definition of a psychopath made me recoil internally.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 6 років тому +32

      Κέρβερος Very interesting! I was once keen on studying criminology, but chose something else. Indeed, it's far from glamorous. I like to think she could do it, but she'd need to mature significantly and get a much needed reality check first.
      (I needed to put my phone down after hearing that psychopath definition)

    • @drenemelia2960
      @drenemelia2960 6 років тому +18

      Κέρβερος
      I don't need to continue reading after I noticed your Profile picture is from the Jojo ova, I have complete faith in whatever you were going to say

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 6 років тому +7

      Κέρβερος You deserve more likes for your amazing comment. Thanks for bringing that knowledge to us. :)

    • @aloevera5206
      @aloevera5206 6 років тому +4

      woah fucking hell it wasn’t that deep

    • @bumbditch6493
      @bumbditch6493 6 років тому +4

      I have so much respect for this comment 👏

  • @totaldramataco4961
    @totaldramataco4961 2 роки тому +254

    I WANT A SHOW BASED ON THAT SKETCH

  • @daughterofchrist8809
    @daughterofchrist8809 6 років тому +1754

    Honestly, when I clicked on this video, I thought it was about a lady who was a high school drop out. Turns out she is still a teenager. A very old looking teenager.

    • @ThatGamer-eo6jf
      @ThatGamer-eo6jf 6 років тому +8

      Something Educational ikr

    • @leok8695
      @leok8695 6 років тому +53

      I thought she was thirty honestly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jassychu3139
      @jassychu3139 6 років тому +4

      IKR 😂

    • @vampire7144
      @vampire7144 6 років тому +5

      ARMY... ARMY EVERYWHERE.

    • @meow-mb5bg
      @meow-mb5bg 6 років тому +11

      yup she lookin 32 and 1/2

  • @mekialmyers1389
    @mekialmyers1389 4 роки тому +685

    Instead of Dr.phill we need Dr.daz like daz is logic is insane

  • @Kennedybellerose
    @Kennedybellerose 5 років тому +612

    Your sketches are pure gold and original

    • @cyberghostie3531
      @cyberghostie3531 5 років тому +15

      tHaT's ThE bRoOm ClOsEt.

    • @mushu6928
      @mushu6928 5 років тому +7

      ☝️☝️ *“because fuck you”*

    • @juicycouture9672
      @juicycouture9672 4 роки тому +6

      You’re lucky I’m not on my *_period_*

  • @krispychipss6256
    @krispychipss6256 2 роки тому +169

    my sister is actually a high school drop out but that’s because she went through immense trauma and she gave up on her life. but she’s doing so great now! she’s married, she has a son too, and she has found a cleaning job. she’s doing great regardless her struggles and she’s an amazingly strong person. this girl on the other hand i don’t know what else to say except she wack as hell if it’s real XD

    • @vanillaskies5186
      @vanillaskies5186 Рік тому +10

      Looking back I was bullied a lot in high school and luckily I passed my SAT’s that year and to put icing on the cake my graduation speach made everyone’s jaw drop of 2 seconds before a standing ovation that memory still stands in my head after 10 years later

    • @ReinyGamez255
      @ReinyGamez255 Рік тому +14

      I’m a high school drop out due to bullying and I’m now a cook

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 8 місяців тому +7

      yeah, you dont need high school it helps but you can make a career without it. (but, very much should stay in school since even if you want to be a youtuber lets say, you need a backup plan)

    • @SimplyLikesGaming
      @SimplyLikesGaming 3 місяці тому +2

      I know it's been two years but I'm very happy for your sister!🎉

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 3 роки тому +2387

    her: "being a psychopath means you dont think your age"
    also her: iVe BeEn aN AdULt SinCE I waS LIttlE"

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 роки тому +21

      Lmao thanks for pointing that out 🤣

    • @unknownuser9214
      @unknownuser9214 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭

    • @abbylorber1755
      @abbylorber1755 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah. Adults eat baby powder. Yeah. She’s an adult. Sure.

    • @madeleinej6048
      @madeleinej6048 3 роки тому

      This is such a good point 😂😭

    • @jeffersonskrabanek9263
      @jeffersonskrabanek9263 3 роки тому +2

      What’s funny is she said that and honestly wasn’t forced to grow up at a young age like me and my siblings and a few other people I know she didn’t have the struggles that a lot of people have/ had she had (at least by what I’ve seen from this video) a pretty good upbringing and didn’t have to worry about money education none of that but omg she’s been an adult since she was little

  • @J0E05
    @J0E05 5 років тому +643

    "I skip school all the time". "I'm going to college for crime scene investigation". Ok betch

    • @ytyt2245
      @ytyt2245 4 роки тому +11

      NOBODY:
      That girl: I don't have common sense but I can think like the people who committed
      the crimes. You get it because she gave us a wrong definition of psychopath?

  • @caffinaated
    @caffinaated 4 роки тому +1953

    “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: *Kowalski Analysis*

    • @Painttrayraccoon
      @Painttrayraccoon 4 роки тому +29

      It's an older code sir

    • @backseatgaming2181
      @backseatgaming2181 4 роки тому +51

      Well according to my calculations.......
      She’s a bitch

    • @leahhousley880
      @leahhousley880 4 роки тому +20

      Hands down the ✨best✨ comment I’ve seen

    • @yukie-chan4607
      @yukie-chan4607 4 роки тому +7

      Cue X-files theme

    • @Omelander
      @Omelander 4 роки тому +13

      It’s an older code skipper I can’t make it out

  • @youmakemehappy7
    @youmakemehappy7 3 роки тому +98

    The acting you put in there is SO APPRECIATED 😂😭

  • @chuhaecherry8674
    @chuhaecherry8674 6 років тому +442

    i love how she acts like she knows everything but in reality she knows so little to nothing about literally anything

    • @LillieNeedles
      @LillieNeedles 6 років тому +5

      Sophie A. Yea I definitely got that vibe from her too her attitude was horrible

    • @serenn-f628
      @serenn-f628 6 років тому +4

      Sophie A. ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @chuhaecherry8674
      @chuhaecherry8674 5 років тому +3

      Seren Nagle-Fellows Fighting!! 💜💜💜💜💜

    • @yasminchan7425
      @yasminchan7425 5 років тому +4

      It seems so extremely fake..

    • @daniellaandreone2096
      @daniellaandreone2096 5 років тому

      Armyyy

  • @narwhalgirl12
    @narwhalgirl12 6 років тому +1371

    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going outside to my car, and I’m having a cigarette.”
    “That’s the broom closet!”
    LMAO I DIED XD

  • @MysticSarahh
    @MysticSarahh 5 років тому +735

    Girl: I’m going to college for cosmetology and crime scene investigation.
    Me: Those two jobs are in completely different fields. Is she going to go up the body and be like "uh uh, honey. Your hair is a mess and the blood does nothing for your skin. Before I look around, lemme add some foundation, hair spray, lipstick-“

    • @reenwolf6066
      @reenwolf6066 4 роки тому +20

      Omg! New sketch idea lol

    • @kiaraguzman8965
      @kiaraguzman8965 4 роки тому +11

      And i’ve never seen a college have both a cosmetology program and a crime scene investigation course. Like ever.

    • @Lily-gj8jo
      @Lily-gj8jo 4 роки тому +11

      Sherlock Holmes the makeup artist

    • @nataliemj06
      @nataliemj06 4 роки тому +1

      Lol know your facts before you comment

    • @oliviahodges6104
      @oliviahodges6104 4 роки тому

      MysticSarah 2003 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kierananthony25
    @kierananthony25 11 місяців тому +12

    Daz just makes me feel still, present, and at peace whenever I have a bad day or feel depressed.
    Daz, if you're reading this, you're a G.

  • @long_necc1384
    @long_necc1384 6 років тому +3593

    *IQ has left the chat*

    • @waifu.rhianne3637
      @waifu.rhianne3637 5 років тому +7

      ....lol

    • @livschlingmann8870
      @livschlingmann8870 5 років тому +14

      *Loneliness Has Entered The Chat*

    • @idkidk5596
      @idkidk5596 5 років тому +6

      It's a 666 likes lol

    • @jilan8160
      @jilan8160 5 років тому +6

      idk idk I just made it 667🤣🤣

    • @asentient8685
      @asentient8685 5 років тому +4

      the rainbow 6 op or the mental iq because I think it's the same for both

  • @bunnydraws16
    @bunnydraws16 6 років тому +119

    The world needs more parents like you Daz

  • @adeledenton534
    @adeledenton534 4 роки тому +2493

    Her: Describes what a psychopath is
    Also her: Describes herself

  • @RoeAlx
    @RoeAlx Рік тому +22

    ik what she means. She means "High school's system is toxic and completely breaks down every person into having anxiety. Being forced against your will to do so much that u dont want to do bc it destroys you but if you dont go then your life will amount to nothing. so we have to go to this place against our will."

    • @RoeAlx
      @RoeAlx Рік тому +7

      well im not on her side, i just think she needs help explaining. i have a learning disorder so i hated school

  • @hoopswithbeau8324
    @hoopswithbeau8324 5 років тому +718

    her: "ive been an adult since i was little."
    Me: *visible confusion*

  • @masternoscoped3336
    @masternoscoped3336 6 років тому +252

    “”That’s the face I make when I ... I can’t make that joke” bruvvvvv I’m legit dying atm ahahahahah

    • @latishagreen9355
      @latishagreen9355 6 років тому +4

      yas XD I know what it is,i laughed so hard when i listened to it

  • @Katieeee18
    @Katieeee18 6 років тому +5050

    the sketches are everything lmao

  • @alexandraofarrell7829
    @alexandraofarrell7829 3 роки тому +13

    She mentions that she wants to get a GED which is the equivalence of a high school diploma. To obtain one you have to be out of school for at least one year and purchase a book which you study and then you pass the test. The GED is a seven-hour test, separated into two days. There is a math section, an English section, a history section, and a science section on the test. In my country, you can also take a test at the college or university that you are applying to, to make sure that you have the skills required for the program. To get the skills required to pass the tests you can purchase high school workbooks, so basically, she would be homeschooled. That's what she most likely means by still wanting an education. I know this because that's what I did myself because going to school gave me horrible anxiety attacks and panic attacks that got so bad that I was going to the bathroom every 5 minutes and was sometimes going in my pants without knowing so I had to start wearing diapers again. Things got so bad that I wanted to kill myself so eventually, my parents and my therapist decided I should be homeschooled. The real problem with this girl is her attitude, thinking that she is better than everyone, and as much as she says she wants an education I don't buy it, because she thinks she knows everything already.

  • @ta1y.d
    @ta1y.d 4 роки тому +765

    ‘You don’t even get me a car’
    Like 2 seconds later: I dOn’T NeEd a cAr 🚘

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 4 роки тому +4

      i can hear.

    • @User-bx1nl
      @User-bx1nl 4 роки тому +5

      Copied word for word (the original comments above urs LMAOO) no hate tho

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 4 роки тому +1

      Alicia Machin shut up -.-

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 4 роки тому +1

      Audrey Monroe no i’m ok ty :)

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 4 роки тому

      Alicia Machin I-
      YOUR LIKE FOUR- you shouldn’t be watching this 😂

  • @tatjanamadzar7672
    @tatjanamadzar7672 6 років тому +3641

    *I’ve been an adult since I was little*

    • @14_heather_44
      @14_heather_44 5 років тому +27

      @library of dragons yeah but you probably didnt get drop out of high school. she probably doesnt even know what childlike heart means. not meaning to sound rude or to make any assumptions or anything...

    • @legodarkmetal
      @legodarkmetal 5 років тому +11

      I feel like I was a lawyer in past life. Eveytime I see someone jay walk I literally say to them 'license and registeration'. I also tell them to put their hands behind their back while always carrying handcuffs.

    • @k.suliman8539
      @k.suliman8539 5 років тому +21

      She also said a psychopath is a person that doesn't think their age

    • @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby
      @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby 5 років тому +5

      Bro same.. lol

    • @-blackandblue-4803
      @-blackandblue-4803 5 років тому +7

      Same, I also have been an adult since I was little, and now that I’m in high school I’ve become the wise old grandparent

  • @iateabrick1244
    @iateabrick1244 4 роки тому +381

    her: “i’ve been an adult since i was little.”
    me: *using my last brain cell*
    also me: “wait-“

    • @z9321
      @z9321 4 роки тому +3

      Its difficult to process what she said in my mind and I have a somewhat above average IQ😅 I'm so damn confused and also concerned tbh

  • @plastation4streaming882
    @plastation4streaming882 3 роки тому +148

    "you've been an adult since you were little, how does that make sense."
    Short people, Daz, Short people.
    (It's a joke please don't take offense)

    • @courttheshort87
      @courttheshort87 2 роки тому +3

      Im short. I'm not offended.
      It Was funny.

    • @danyaliqbal1429
      @danyaliqbal1429 Рік тому

      i am short. i wasn't offended. that was funny.

    • @cathorse11
      @cathorse11 Рік тому +1

      Im tall. It was funny either way.

  • @why_u_mad1446
    @why_u_mad1446 4 роки тому +638

    "That's the face when...
    I'm not gonna make that joke"
    We all got it Daz...

    • @cj1478
      @cj1478 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it T-T

    • @hooriya1389
      @hooriya1389 3 роки тому +11

      @@cj1478 doing the nasty:))

    • @changedmyusernameagain7654
      @changedmyusernameagain7654 3 роки тому +9

      @@cj1478 of course you don't

    • @Alice-mj2pr
      @Alice-mj2pr 3 роки тому +2

      @angel midnight u don’t wanna know 🤭✌️

    • @why_u_mad1446
      @why_u_mad1446 3 роки тому +1

      angel midnight When he finishes. In the bedroom...

  • @cassbonds2121
    @cassbonds2121 6 років тому +1248

    18 yrs old, parents never bought me a car. They raised me to do this thing called "get a job and buy one yourself."

    • @darksunshine9046
      @darksunshine9046 6 років тому +23

      I'm 14 yrs old and I'm not that dependent on my parents I mean I still need them but I'm not babied like she is.

    • @cassbonds2121
      @cassbonds2121 6 років тому +4

      @@darksunshine9046 Thats good

    • @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316
      @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316 6 років тому +11

      Cass Bonds can see where your coming from but say you pass your drivers license and your family gets you a used car that’s fine but anything more then that is wrong in my books

    • @donacello789
      @donacello789 6 років тому +2

      Jesse Helmer what’s wrong with weed? Yeah, at that age it should be taken but past 24 their are hardly any major effects.

    • @vimmotv8802
      @vimmotv8802 5 років тому +2

      I'm not 18, but true.

  • @eblovesdb
    @eblovesdb 6 років тому +774

    'woo0ooooo0oo *KEVIN* pick this shit up'
    LMAO XD

    • @XtrashracoonX
      @XtrashracoonX 6 років тому +1

      eblovesdb but mom your dead fuck off 😂😆

    • @enochblackthorn1360
      @enochblackthorn1360 6 років тому

      eblovesdb , how do you bold the text ?

    • @enochblackthorn1360
      @enochblackthorn1360 6 років тому

      Midnight Summer Wolf , thank you

    • @Ellemphriem
      @Ellemphriem 6 років тому +1

      I am gonna do that to my daughter when I hit the bucket.........

    • @chora58
      @chora58 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @amberdanforth2209
    @amberdanforth2209 3 роки тому +38

    The whole fact that she is saying her dad is *BASICALLY* God, my trauma high key said “Yeah- someones getting molested” my dad treated me good because I was getting molested and he was showing me attention, I wanted to be with him all the time because I got things, he gave me things, I mooned over him. HIGHKEY- it’s prolly not the case- but my trauma really said “HA! I’m not the only one”

    • @courttheshort87
      @courttheshort87 2 роки тому +8

      I'm high key hoping you got help with that, luv.
      One survivor to another.
      Self deprecating is a coping tool for so long.
      Best wishes.
      Low high she probably does have daddy issues of that caliber.

  • @evelyngrace5405
    @evelyngrace5405 6 років тому +444

    " *SUP DUDES IM AT THE FOCKIN SKATE PARK!!* " i relate

  • @icecoldfeverdreamer
    @icecoldfeverdreamer 5 років тому +172

    'my dream is to become a youtube star'
    'i'm gonna become a crime scene investigator'
    WHAT IS THE TRUTH

  • @chey2946
    @chey2946 4 роки тому +596

    Her: “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: **on my last brain cell**

    • @beansontoast9924
      @beansontoast9924 4 роки тому +5

      Hello I'm her for no reason

    • @michaelmccarthy3695
      @michaelmccarthy3695 4 роки тому +6

      I was born at a very young age

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 4 роки тому +7

      When I came out I was an adult

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 4 роки тому +2

      😂😀😀😂😀😂😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😂😂😀😂😂😀😆😂😀😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😀😆😂😂😂😀😆😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @breezvsp1759
      @breezvsp1759 4 роки тому +1

      Omg!😂😂😂

  • @bonniegill3652
    @bonniegill3652 3 роки тому +63

    She wants to be a cosmetologist a crime scene investigator and a UA-cam star but skips school and hates it , ok 👌

  • @lizbiz1416
    @lizbiz1416 4 роки тому +742

    “I can’t make that joke”
    I think everyone’s figured that out 😂

    • @Himilayas
      @Himilayas 4 роки тому +12

      im not too young im just innocent explain please? lmao

    • @thatoneboy869
      @thatoneboy869 4 роки тому +14

      @@Himilayas its an inappropriate joke

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 4 роки тому +9

      @@Himilayas you must be to young then

    • @Himilayas
      @Himilayas 4 роки тому +9

      @@elisharoberts492 I’m not I’m literally a teenager I’m just dumbb

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 4 роки тому +8

      @@Himilayas fair enough

  • @shikamarunara1338
    @shikamarunara1338 3 роки тому +3849

    her: "a psychopath is when you cant think straight"
    lesbians,pans,bi's,and gays: "well damn ಠ_ಠ

    • @RxkilaTemiko
      @RxkilaTemiko 3 роки тому +162

      Everyone in between: Damn it

    • @rosemary3029
      @rosemary3029 3 роки тому +40

      Damn

    • @Sar-n7u
      @Sar-n7u 3 роки тому +25

      oof-

    • @tencheloca3379
      @tencheloca3379 3 роки тому +44

      Yep 😁🔪 *IM A PSYCHOPATH* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @yeet5885
      @yeet5885 3 роки тому +37

      Me over here being bi: .... 😶😬

  • @itsalaynnaguys
    @itsalaynnaguys 4 роки тому +1381

    “You don’t think like a normal human would”
    Ahhh, yes my depression and anxiety make me a psychopath then lol

    • @Neomakes
      @Neomakes 3 роки тому +26

      *Angry adhd wants to know that girls location* xD

    • @Apollo_G
      @Apollo_G 3 роки тому +44

      Ah yes, my autism makes me a psychopath lmao

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 роки тому +40

      Ok I dont have to go through any of the things you guys do but just know how brave you are for staying around and being amazing human beings

    • @Tibs05
      @Tibs05 3 роки тому +13

      @@Tricks_99 your brilliant have a lovely day 😊

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 3 роки тому +6

      @@Lou-fb9ii thanks! Have a great year and stay safe!

  • @shaunhumphreys6714
    @shaunhumphreys6714 2 роки тому +17

    Daz is the most grounded, down to earth youtuber with the amount of following he has, on the whole of youtube.He gives his watchers besides the amazing contagious laugh, and hilarious character sketches, these serious moments which come from being a grown up adult,a father, he is such a good role model. he promotes good family values basically. and he promotes good values to people who are single. he is still extremely real.hes not pretentious, or materialistic. he still has the same best friend hugh. he hasnt changed.

  • @Lucxsss
    @Lucxsss 6 років тому +617

    We need a series/sketch called “Dr Daz”😂
    Who agrees?😂

  • @lukeaxolotl2782
    @lukeaxolotl2782 5 років тому +540

    Girl: I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    What did you just come out the womb huge?

    • @milk4231
      @milk4231 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah she came out 6’4” being a genius as she always is

    • @laurenpettis2469
      @laurenpettis2469 4 роки тому

      hahaha, I just spat my coffee out reading this comment BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aurora7102
      @aurora7102 4 роки тому

      “Psycopath you dont think your age”

    • @seagullplayssiege8185
      @seagullplayssiege8185 4 роки тому +1

      dumbbitch.exe has stopped working

    • @x_lxky
      @x_lxky 4 роки тому

      Castaway Axolotl I mean she looks like she is 45 named Karen 152kg 2 mortgages 4 children and a mini van

  • @KellieValentine
    @KellieValentine 6 років тому +931

    I dropped out of high school because of bullying and now I'm in university doing psychology so that I can become a therapist. Education is important I think, but high school isn't necessarily your only route.

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 6 років тому +52

      Kellie Cronogue That’s so cool! I want to be a therapist but I think I’m gonna stick with high school. That’s really amazing!

    • @KellieValentine
      @KellieValentine 6 років тому +42

      IHaveNoIdeaWhyIEvenTry Best of luck with your career path, I hope you do well! :)

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 6 років тому +25

      Kellie Cronogue thank you so much ^^

    • @alyssarichardson1880
      @alyssarichardson1880 6 років тому +16

      Same here girl, I'm in college to become a Vet Tech. I dropped out at 17 and got my GED a month later.

    • @mmparty5967
      @mmparty5967 6 років тому +8

      I hope you don't live far from me because my best friend have tried to kill herself many times and I never know about it! I always have to force her to tell me the truth! I told her to see therapists and she did but nothing worked.She cutted herself many times and says her cat scratched her.I'm a Muslim and she is a Christian and she is the only person that loved me and never judged me by my religion.She understands me.I would not know where I would be without her! I cant stand the fact that she tries to hurt herself!😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @lauverr3808
    @lauverr3808 3 роки тому +15

    We all have gone through teenage angst but I couldn't imagine telling everyone, mom included, that you hate her and she's never going to be allowed in her life. That's insane. I'm sure her mom is the strict one and daddy is all "anything you want princess!" 🙄 I hope she and her mom get to reconcile their differences. No matter what it's still her mom.

  • @niksvlogs1940
    @niksvlogs1940 5 років тому +207

    “Wow , someone’s grounded” 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @sinner_seraph3509
    @sinner_seraph3509 5 років тому +918

    The mom’s face tho:
    “I should’ve swallowed.”
    😂😂

    • @gloriouswaterbottle8968
      @gloriouswaterbottle8968 5 років тому +4

      Sinner_ Seraph I’m cackling 😂

    • @emmalouise9536
      @emmalouise9536 5 років тому +3

      Sinner_ Seraph you legend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrsbomsta
      @mrsbomsta 5 років тому +3

      Ha!!!! OMG!! Best comment on here!!

    • @grizz8217
      @grizz8217 5 років тому

      Should of

    • @fgvfhkn_hhf4404
      @fgvfhkn_hhf4404 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣She should have

  • @tttot8312
    @tttot8312 3 роки тому +625

    I love when he’s like “WHATS UP DuDeS IM AT THE FUCKING SKATE PARK” 😂😂😂😂

  • @hailthenapkin
    @hailthenapkin 2 роки тому +8

    I love it whenever Daz does demonstrations and mini skits.

  • @aliveyasparks3637
    @aliveyasparks3637 4 роки тому +2851

    she hates school but she keeps going on about how she needs school to get her somewhere in life.

  • @thespookster_703
    @thespookster_703 4 роки тому +291

    Since she’s studying make up and crime scene investigation she gonna be like ‘omg he looks hideous let me James Charles this corpse’

    • @niamh614
      @niamh614 4 роки тому +9

      Vlogs and more with AJ or she’ll get a makeup brush and brush the corpse with it instead of an corpse sweeper

    • @graciewilliams9522
      @graciewilliams9522 4 роки тому +1

      HAGHSHA

    • @lukewlsn2805
      @lukewlsn2805 4 роки тому

      @@graciewilliams9522 wtf

    • @graciewilliams9522
      @graciewilliams9522 4 роки тому +1

      The Lamb Sauce 😘😘

  • @meganosullivan2341
    @meganosullivan2341 3 роки тому +1320

    Let’s get daz a talk show!!!
    Just picture it.
    Kid: I hate my mother
    Daz: get over it for fuck sake
    Kid: mum I love you!!!

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 2 роки тому +6

    the very first word she said was a perfect representation of her as a person
    a snarky "uuUUUUMMM!!"

  • @fununicorns5578
    @fununicorns5578 6 років тому +745

    She said psychopath is when people can't think straight. I have ADHD and Aspergers syndrome. Does that mean I'm a psychopath.

    • @alyssaburton8029
      @alyssaburton8029 6 років тому +36

      Fun Unicorns if you don't know how to insert a question mark, maybe

    • @dylanmaxwell9993
      @dylanmaxwell9993 6 років тому +12

      Alyssa burton OOF

    • @msmoorea1270
      @msmoorea1270 6 років тому +6

      No it just means you’re a confused queen

    • @WaifuYuuki
      @WaifuYuuki 6 років тому

      Yes seems like it. you are and so am I xD

    • @enab.5165
      @enab.5165 6 років тому +1

      No, you aren't.

  • @jenniferhernandez6589
    @jenniferhernandez6589 5 років тому +395

    DAZ : that’s the face when -“can’t make that joke “
    Everyone knows what he was gonna say 😂

    • @lincenry910
      @lincenry910 4 роки тому +4

      Jennifer Hernandez I don’t

    • @njiraknott394
      @njiraknott394 4 роки тому +3

      @@lincenry910 same

    • @gagethamage6589
      @gagethamage6589 4 роки тому +13

      It was gonna be an orgasm joke

    • @render5472
      @render5472 4 роки тому +6

      I swear I read this the moment this happend 😂😂

    • @leonac1753
      @leonac1753 4 роки тому +1

      @@render5472 🤯🤯

  • @peachesvlogs4741
    @peachesvlogs4741 6 років тому +228

    The sketch tho........😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I cried

  • @whyamidumb9860
    @whyamidumb9860 2 роки тому +4

    I like that daz actually thinks about what made the girl think like that. He doesn'tjust blame her,call her cringy and insult her. He questions the parents and wonders what they did to make her think like that.

  • @syberscience3316
    @syberscience3316 3 роки тому +554

    "High school is stupid"
    A few moments later
    "yOu NeEd EdUcAtIoN oR yOuR nOtHiNg"

    • @neonfox582
      @neonfox582 3 роки тому +8

      Bill Gates:

    • @Jayhhardy
      @Jayhhardy 2 роки тому +2

      You don't need high school though.

    • @keepuwu-ing7653
      @keepuwu-ing7653 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like she had a point but just kinda missed it a little bit with the way she said it

    • @keepuwu-ing7653
      @keepuwu-ing7653 2 роки тому +2

      Like she's referring to how some things you study in hs are useless (which they are, I bet most people forget 90% of what they studied in hs, Daz brought up the counting thing but that's irrelevant since you study that in elementary school not high school) but you need a degree to get employed. That makes a lot of sense to me.

    • @true2796
      @true2796 2 роки тому

      @@keepuwu-ing7653 yh

  • @gracegibson7370
    @gracegibson7370 5 років тому +176

    Theres her mum:
    "I dont care smoke weed."
    And then theres my mum:
    "YOU CANT LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!"

  • @that_immortal7197
    @that_immortal7197 6 років тому +637

    Who else wants Daz to be the next Queen of England?

    • @zaraelizabethcpo2511
      @zaraelizabethcpo2511 6 років тому +31

      ImmortalBoss 45 we could have a national tea party holiday 😂

    • @that_immortal7197
      @that_immortal7197 6 років тому +7

      yeah, that would be great!

    • @meeyah4782
      @meeyah4782 6 років тому +5

      ImmortalBoss 45 he would be a queen? Howabout king? No hate please I'm just saying

    • @nads4002
      @nads4002 6 років тому +1

      Me

    • @mintycube
      @mintycube 6 років тому +1

      Stay in school

  • @Katelink_
    @Katelink_ Рік тому +5

    Most people who drop out from school can be successful in life and I hope that Dr Phil didn't ruin her life too badly and she managed to get the job she wanted. I actually dropped out of school in year 9 because of bullying. Ended up doing my GCSE's in my local college and now I'm making about £30,000 a year with my art and doing something I love.

  • @notused1503
    @notused1503 4 роки тому +344

    "The most views I have on my UA-cam channel is 85."
    *smiles like she's the most popular youtuber ever*

    • @justinbland9739
      @justinbland9739 4 роки тому

      Yours is 13.

    • @keiradavies5932
      @keiradavies5932 4 роки тому +5

      Justin Bland and anyone cares because.......

    • @notused1503
      @notused1503 4 роки тому +6

      @@justinbland9739 on my other channel it's 2.5k 🖕🖕 search Pixel LIVE and click the one with a face on it. Most popular is 2.5k and it keeps going up so f u
      (changed to PixelCraft and icon says PC since 2019) 🖕

    • @keiradavies5932
      @keiradavies5932 4 роки тому +6

      Pixel Plays hey I think you dropped this 🤡 oh wait that’s for me..... here’s yours 👑

    • @justinbland9739
      @justinbland9739 4 роки тому

      Pixel Plays lmao y’all salty, no one cares that you only have 13? But everyone cares that she only has 85? Makes sense

  • @張孟涵-o7o
    @張孟涵-o7o 6 років тому +64

    Dr.Phil said"Oh Hell Naw" in his heart.

  • @skyler_thepatato9125
    @skyler_thepatato9125 Рік тому +5

    10:53
    So thats what that feeling is when you are awake at 2 am and all of a sudden you wanna get your life together 🤣 just ur ghost mom yelling at you

  • @cemetaryghoul
    @cemetaryghoul 5 років тому +174

    Why does that girl look older then her mom? Literally I'm not joking😂😂

    • @Phoenix-ux2kx
      @Phoenix-ux2kx 4 роки тому +1

      Cuz its fake Dr.Phil is a made up show

  • @coraorac
    @coraorac 4 роки тому +223

    AFTER SHE SAIDI DROPPED OUT OF HIGHCHOOL AND I WANT TO BE A CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATOR OR SOMETHING I GOT AN AD SAYING "MIGRANES ARE DETREMENTAL" I LOST IT AHJEHDHBFRUHFI

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 4 роки тому +2

      :)

    • @angeldebeast4583
      @angeldebeast4583 4 роки тому +1

      Even UA-cam is smarter and it doesn’t even have a fucking brain it’s just an app XD

    • @ravenclxw9569
      @ravenclxw9569 4 роки тому

      BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I DIED FROM READING THISSSS ABABAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • @adampatterson5604
    @adampatterson5604 3 роки тому +309

    The scene of her as a dumb crime scene investigator had me dying lol 😂

  • @Shelimey
    @Shelimey 5 місяців тому +3

    Watching back on daz’s old videos and I realize the only thing that has changed about him is his weight. He’s still the great guy that I subscribed to 7-8 years ago and I’m so grateful for that.

    • @kerys_2009_c
      @kerys_2009_c 5 місяців тому +1

      Loved him 7 years ago and still love him now

    • @itsemmyacereto
      @itsemmyacereto 9 днів тому

      will forever remain loyal to daz, he always makes me laugh even on hard days. hes our internet dad

  • @Ned-nw6ge
    @Ned-nw6ge 5 років тому +290

    "Kids can get so lost in the internet that they can't find their own identity."
    That's why they go on Tumblr and find out theyre actually a dragon wolf tiger hybrid.

    • @smashleymcbashley6250
      @smashleymcbashley6250 4 роки тому +17

      Along with 12 self diagnosed disorders

    • @Flower-zk7zi
      @Flower-zk7zi 4 роки тому +3

      Thats where furries are born

    • @K75-d5n
      @K75-d5n 4 роки тому +1

      Eleven’s Eggos I’m a furry bc other furries help me get over my depression-
      But there’s probably a lot of us coming from them terrible quizzes lmao

    • @penink8854
      @penink8854 4 роки тому +1

      cRAzγ DUTcH wattpad is q u a k i n g

    • @kickingkidsisentertaining4871
      @kickingkidsisentertaining4871 4 роки тому

      Technically it's a TRIBRID since its three, a Hybrid is two animals formed to one and a Tribrid is three

  • @nevaehmaready1234
    @nevaehmaready1234 4 роки тому +138

    "that's the face I make.... I cant make that joke" WOAAAAHH

  • @ka.doodles470
    @ka.doodles470 6 років тому +91

    MAKE THAT SKETCH INTO A SERIES! ❤️❤️🤣😂🤣❤️❤️

  • @aniahmiller5281
    @aniahmiller5281 Рік тому +2

    You’re one of my fav UA-camrs, I’ve been battling severe depression and when you make skits/mock of messed up situations 😂 like the guitar it was so unexpected which makes it better 😂

  • @kirikiri9269
    @kirikiri9269 5 років тому +394

    Most of the murderers have abnormally higher IQ than average person but:
    "You dont have a thought process"

    • @SpencerFinley
      @SpencerFinley 5 років тому +13

      Not all psychopaths are killers, but i totally see what you're sayin and you're right about them bein smarter :)

    • @RemovingTheWingus
      @RemovingTheWingus 5 років тому +3

      well some of em

    • @kingofmeatballs763
      @kingofmeatballs763 5 років тому +6

      *Dude, they have to plan that shit out for months, get every single detail right and figure out what kind of methods of killing and hiding bodies is the best. Them fuckers are smart*

    • @confusedkys6090
      @confusedkys6090 5 років тому +2

      @@kingofmeatballs763 no shit they're fucking professional at killing and their knowledge is very psychotic for an average human

    • @juicycouture9672
      @juicycouture9672 4 роки тому

      Most psychos are usually just abusive and aggressive but that’s still true

  • @naafimalik74
    @naafimalik74 6 років тому +89

    That mini sketch I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @ravenpool5791
    @ravenpool5791 4 роки тому +180

    Dr Phil: define psychopath for me
    Her: you do not thing your age
    Also her: I’ve been an adult since I was little
    Me: ???????

  • @rorimckinnon4010
    @rorimckinnon4010 Рік тому +9

    2:25 I would so watch this show

  • @Angel-wz3qd
    @Angel-wz3qd 4 роки тому +146

    Girl: " She's a psychopath!"
    Also Girl: Smuggles WeEd!

  • @6ubble-gum
    @6ubble-gum 6 років тому +337

    See this is why I'm afraid to tell people I dropped out, because if I do I'll immediately be lumped in the same category with this monstrosity of a human.

    • @elinkarlsson9503
      @elinkarlsson9503 6 років тому +8

      Angel Carbajal I feel the same way

    • @KyrinCB
      @KyrinCB 6 років тому +5

      Same here

    • @boobunga6198
      @boobunga6198 6 років тому +44

      She is obviously fucked up for a reason. Nobody acts that way just cuz they want to. Parents know how to hide shit and manipulate to make the kids look crazy as if they dont know whats wrong with them. Parents are expert liars. they fucked her up somehow.

    • @jennyo7218
      @jennyo7218 6 років тому +5

      Angel Carbajal Same here. Someone pushed me around in the comment section for the same thing. Calling me weak n shit.

    • @6ubble-gum
      @6ubble-gum 6 років тому +37

      Yeah, and people always make the assumption that you've dropped out because you were dumb or lazy, but sometimes it's just that you couldn't go all the way. For instance I dropped out because I was undiagnosed autistic and couldn't keep up with the near violent regimen of my school, and I was simply too far behind to ever properly graduate. But everyone always wants to tell me I was lazy or "didn't want to do the work."

  • @TheRewatcher
    @TheRewatcher 3 роки тому +247

    The fact that he’s talking about people’s idols when almost everyone watching is like
    “You're my idol tho”

    • @GhostlyDude
      @GhostlyDude 3 роки тому +11

      I thought All Might was your idol?

    • @tencheloca3379
      @tencheloca3379 3 роки тому +3

      MIDORIYA 💚🖤 😁 lol

    • @tencheloca3379
      @tencheloca3379 3 роки тому +1

      @@GhostlyDude yes

    • @TheRewatcher
      @TheRewatcher 3 роки тому +1

      @SPECTRUM thx man

    • @HoldingMoneyRansom
      @HoldingMoneyRansom 3 роки тому +2

      DEKU ALL MIGHT IS YOU IDOL, YOU STILL SCREAM ALL MIGHT WHEN YOU PASS HIM IN THE HALL

  • @tricky5871
    @tricky5871 Рік тому +4

    When daz says “can you imagine?” You know there is going to be a story

  • @s.graham9951
    @s.graham9951 5 років тому +118

    Daz, I had the worst day at work getting yelled at about things that are beyond my control. This video has made my day and cheered me up substantially. Thank you do much! You are so funny!

    • @kathleendune6107
      @kathleendune6107 4 роки тому

      Stand tall! You can make it! Dont let people drag you down! You are strong! ^^

  • @isobeljane7014
    @isobeljane7014 6 років тому +163

    The Australian school system is very different to the US. Here in aus, roughly 78% of people finish school. Most of these dropouts either go on to become tradesmen or apprentices or continue to enter University through other pathways. Finishing school here just isn’t necessarily the “norm” and dropping out isn’t viewed as being bad most of the time.
    I dropped out of school at the beginning of year 12 (senior year) due to my varying mental health problems but now I’m at University studying to become an Ancient History high school teacher.
    In saying this though, only half of Aussies attend public schools and these schools are generally at a higher standard than public schools in America, which about 90% of American kids attend. The catholic and private school systems here are generally well regarded and have higher success rates than public schooling. Therefore, attending school here and not completing it still leaves you at an advantage when compared to the USA.
    I’m not trying to say that Australia is better or anything like that, I’m just speaking from my experience and drawing on the experiences of my American friends.
    P.s. I’m not wearing my glasses while typing this so sorry if there are any mistakes.

    • @kittabread
      @kittabread 6 років тому +3

      Cool, keep fighting for your dreams!

    • @miaclarke6489
      @miaclarke6489 6 років тому +2

      GO YOU!

    • @Ray-gu2fg
      @Ray-gu2fg 6 років тому

      Hi

    • @kikuos
      @kikuos 6 років тому

      woop! work girl

    • @vampirettesgaming5326
      @vampirettesgaming5326 5 років тому +3

      Same in the UK. If you don't finish highschool or you don't get good grades. You can retake highschool qualifications at college until you pass then you can do college levels and you can go back to do qualifications at any age at college.

  • @Em-os1yz
    @Em-os1yz 3 роки тому +96

    I dropped out of highschool a few years ago to help my dad with medical things. I did some online things but , now everyone is doing online school so... I was just ahead of the curve :)

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Рік тому +10

    7:05 ✨Bombastic Side Eye 💅🏾✨

  • @sxggynugget
    @sxggynugget 6 років тому +2958

    I mean I hate school and all but it’s really important

    • @unknownpassenger4025
      @unknownpassenger4025 6 років тому +24

      Paris The cute kitty Exactly.

    • @sxggynugget
      @sxggynugget 6 років тому +60

      Ya because school helps you get work and get into collage like if you want to get the job you want you need school to learn to do things

    • @V4mp1r3_xD
      @V4mp1r3_xD 6 років тому +12

      Agreed

    • @sxggynugget
      @sxggynugget 6 років тому +8

      The Tea has been spilled honey love your username 😂

    • @phoenixtrash6459
      @phoenixtrash6459 6 років тому +5

      The Tea has been spilled honey I love your picture. It's cheese Phil!

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 5 років тому +66

    “I’ve Been and adult ever since I was little”
    *Speech 100*

  • @zoeyevelynbb
    @zoeyevelynbb 4 роки тому +76

    I wanna be a crime scene investigator.... 5 days later I wanna be a UA-cam StAr

  • @swisscheese4226
    @swisscheese4226 2 роки тому +6

    "I've been an adult since I was little" Felt that

  • @Phoenixgg2
    @Phoenixgg2 6 років тому +2231

    Honestly I can see where that girl is coming from, looking back on my school days I literally remember probably about 5% of the stuff I was taught. The stress schools put their students under is abominable and I know for a fact my anxiety and depression are easily linked to stressful school days, exams and MOUNTAINS of homework, all so I could take a few tests and try and cram as much information as I could remember only to forget it years later. The way america is going nowadays with school shootings I'm not surprised people are dropping out lmao and there's been a lot of stories of people who drop out and are still on par even more successful than people who continue their education. I remember being told off by my head teacher because I was missing a lot of school due to serious illness and she said and I qoute "We try to encourage pupils to come to school even when ill so our attendance average doesn't drop too much and we lose an offsted score" kids in schools nowadays are treated like numbers and its ridiculous! Anyway mini rant over, I love your vids Daz but just wanted to voice my opinion and experience with how crappy schools are.

    • @samanthamelton6443
      @samanthamelton6443 6 років тому +104

      Phoenixgg2 everything you’ve said is so true

    • @leleexo6661
      @leleexo6661 6 років тому +41

      So true

    • @Saintofloneliness
      @Saintofloneliness 6 років тому +42

      Phoenixgg2 exactly

    • @perri002
      @perri002 6 років тому +4

      PhoenixGGthesecond

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 6 років тому +54

      even if the school thing is right you still NEED to take it to become more smart. End of story and that still doesn’t make up for the way she treats her mom etc... she’s crazy.