Daz I just went back to this video after a long time and at 6:31 I spit out my drink all over the table. Thank you for being this entertaining even after almost 4 years.
As an Australian, for anyone who doesn’t know: When they said “I’ll call 000” they were referring to 911 or 999 but because they’re in Australia they have a different number.
This whole video is fantastic just as I remembered, but I’d forgotten about Daz’s impression of the man waking up and saying he’ll call the police, which completely killed me.
@@baratholomewpew7399 This ladies and gentleman, is a prime example of what i call "being so insecure that one must flex that he can abuse substances to seem cool", a very very serious medical condition.
I’m actually going through a lot right now and times events half but you’ve kept me entertained and happy thank you so much Daz love your videos keep doing what you’re doing 👍 ❤️
i don’t think ive laughed so much in a long time this killed me lmao also definitely australia the accents, the nature, all of it was aussie. didn’t even realise but it’s 000 as well which is our emergency hotline lol
I can’t even understand what they’re saying, and who in their right mind looks over this video and is like, “Yep! Beautiful! Everyone here is an amazing actor!”
@@vitorprentice5814 Holy crap man, punctuation. Reads like you're shitting in the back of the classroom lmao (not that i'm that great at punctuation either).
8k likes, 30 views...... dazzlers we officially broke youtube!
I saw that and I thought my phone was broken
i was just gonna comment that
Daz Games 9k likes and 30 views
sooo it's not just me!!! lmaooo
Daz your the best!!!! Your reactions are the best
"Nice cows."
"Thanks mate."
"Wanna do some weed?"
THIS IS THE BEST LMFAO
safiaa true true 😂
BigDawggamer 12:40
I was the 666th like on this comment
Yes!!!!! XD
safiaa I died
"Hey, babe."
* sits as far away from him as possible *
Accurate
Ikr! 😂😂😂
*Goes to The Moon*
Dixie Lee me
*Sits the in the gap between her hairline and eyebrow*
2024 anyone?
yuuuup
Been binge watching all the daz watches over and over
Me
Yep 👍
Helou
It’s like my father always said, “Don’t smoke grass, or I’ll beat your ass.”
My mom once said "if you can't hang it kick it". (She didn't realize she said that until after and now I've always repeated it to her🗿)
@@elloitzmeppl3675 What does that mean?
Girl: having a psychotic breakdown
Daz: throw some holy water on her
But that would burn tho...
Exactly as I read this comment he said that
@@user-fj9qs6ek9u poor demon. I'll pray for it.
666 likes-
Hi 714 Nice
Well we all learned a lesson here ,don't do garlic kids
What about vampires
But it’s to addictive
Fine! MUM GET THE ONIONS
get the herbs
@Lay Z ;-; sounds NoIcE
As an Aussie, I cannot describe how proud I am of the bogans and magpies coming together and creating this artwork.
'' These kids are like 1,doing drugs , playing pool.DAMMIT THAT'S SO COOL"
-daz
“Nice cows.”
“Thanks mate.”
“What some..uhm..weed?”
Best daz pick up line
Daz: *wheeze*
yea bro
“Dude wtf is wrong with Sasha?”
This killed me 😂
Army💜
mgrand792 am I the only one who said that forehead?
mgrand792 💜💜
Everything
Same😂
“They just owned her arse...now she’s got a pocket full of grass” is a quote to be remembered
When its 3 am and you laugh at daz then you hear your parents coming down the hall
Fr
"you want some drugs mate?"
"no i play video games to escape my reality..."
That is me...
Me
*mY* reality
ryzelz same tho 😂
I got SAO vibes from reading this comment. LMAO I have trash taste in anime. Please don’t hate me.😂
“What are you doing boys?”
Daz: “I don’t know fucking swimming”
It is a pool after all
🇷🇺😎🇸🇾
That fucking killed me
That part is iconic as hell.
@@echo3841 why did i laugh sm at that
Girl fully has a psychotic breakdown because she’s high. And her wonderful boyfriend says “we’re over lmao”
“Noice cows, ya want some uh weed?” Bro that line literally killed me 💀
Daz Logic: every kid under 18 is literally 1 (02:22)
Right?!😂
FOR REAL LMFAO😂😂
@Warner Freve nah
Every kid over 18 is 2 then UvU
So I'm not 10 I'm 1 well F school whoohoo
“Nice cows want some weed”
“No”
“Your cows can have some too” I can’t that made me die 😂😭
Nice cows.......want some weed?
Lmao
Same
I died when he said "nah they are on a different type of weed"
Man’s smoked too much of his own supply before going to door-to-door dealing 😂
Even in 2024, this is my favourite Daz video
Have you seen "addiction to being furniture"? 😅
13:12 he is trying to sell weed to the fucking cows” 😂😂😂
Girl: *-literally shaking to death-*
Guy appears outta nowhere: *I’m gonna call the police*
Bruh, THATS LEGIT NPC BEHAVIOR
He looked like my soccer coach too and it freaked me out for a second.
@@thatonealphabarney6226 LMAOOOO THE FACT YOURE RIGHT 💀
“nice cows”
“want some weed”
@@thatonealphabarney6226 fr💀✋🏼
girl: "oh hey, babe." *sits 20 feet away from bf*
Making room for Jesus
She already knew about the social distancing thing years before the existence of the virus😂
@@seungmins_blue_hoodie6651 LMAO
Nathan Paquet LMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
I love your pfp
Daz I just went back to this video after a long time and at 6:31 I spit out my drink all over the table. Thank you for being this entertaining even after almost 4 years.
As an Australian, for anyone who doesn’t know:
When they said
“I’ll call 000” they were referring to 911 or 999 but because they’re in Australia they have a different number.
the fact that i'm Australian and live near this town scares me..
☠️
They made this video because you kept doing drugs
Where is this town?
Levi Benzie u tryna get this kids address you creep?
omg what state is it in? I’m in QLD
Anti-drug girls : “I’d rather smell like Justin beiber”
Me: “doesn’t Justin beiber smoke weed”
Its *bieber*
He gets it from California
@@syd-thesciencekid 😂
@@myballsareichy5013 naw it’s beaver 😂
Yes
This whole video is fantastic just as I remembered, but I’d forgotten about Daz’s impression of the man waking up and saying he’ll call the police, which completely killed me.
“I have video games to escape from my reality” relatable
These 12yr olds search history is probably "how do drug dealers act"
@Trent Mage with instructions from acting class too
lmao.
Mines not I’m 12 yet I have access to buy lsd and narcotics and shrooms and what not
@@baratholomewpew7399 This ladies and gentleman, is a prime example of what i call "being so insecure that one must flex that he can abuse substances to seem cool", a very very serious medical condition.
There’s no way they’re 12 lol
@scottcgaming im 12 too and I agree.
“Nice cows”
“Thanks mate”
“Want some weed?”
*Conversation 101*
Gone Girl Avakin 😂
Gone Girl Avakin lessss play Avakin lmao
Nice comment copying
😂🤪
Are we not going to Acknowledge how big that girls forehead was
8:48 I don't know why, but this really got me. Daz's change in expression is hilarious
I’m actually going through a lot right now and times events half but you’ve kept me entertained and happy thank you so much Daz love your videos keep doing what you’re doing 👍 ❤️
Can we all just acknowledge the fact that they were smiling the whole time.
Facts✨
@@rahilanoreen5065 🧢
@@rahilanoreen5065 why do we need too know? (Just asking btw no hate)
@@rahilanoreen5065 no hate but why did u put (I’m British)
@@huskybraines1459 it would sound weird if he just said “in it”
Daz: "Why is everybody laughing?"
Me: ***literally screaming and suffocating from laughter***
Sameee
same lmfao
Same
Watching this at 5 am as I’m so so ill but daz always put the smile on my face thanks daz ❤️👍
Watching Daz videos back to back AGAIN and the best advice Daz gives is to REHEARSE!
Car salesman *slaps roof of car*
"This baby's nice but how about some weed!"
and chill 😂😂 yessss
and chill they probably don’t want to take the weed
4:21
"ill put him in the recovery position!"
"ill call triple zero and get him an ambulance!"
"and we will do fuckall."
that killed me. 😂😂
One second off 4:20.
You, sir/ma'am/whatever you wanna be called,
missed by a second.
have a good day :D
(Edit: got rid of the p after the ':D')
@@kitsuna9561 thanks mate you too!
Triple zero is a taxi company where I live so when they say “call triple zero” my brain just goes “hello triple zero would you like a taxi”
That part is great.
Innit
I come back to this video, and the anti bullying one, every now and again and it never gets old😂
This is amazing keep up the good work daz
*In Australian accents*
Dude: "Nice cows"
Other dude: "Thanks mate"
Dude: "Want some weed?"
IM DYING😂😂
As an Australian, I'm both appalled but also crying 😭😭
I bought shoes from a drug dealer
I don’t know what he laced them with
But I been trippin all day
Alienator1234 hahaha good one, thats a knee slapper that one
That's a great joke if I ever heard one.
Hehe
Nice stolen joke
👽👽👽👽
I just found your channel! One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while.🤣
The girl: "What are we gonna do?"
Daz: "I don't know, just drinking some more fucking beer ."
Has me dying 😂💀
Someone: gets shot in the head
Drug dealer: want some weed
Loool
This the funniest shit ever
Lmao
Btw weed is not a drug
Actually it is
The boy: Mark Mark Mark?
Daz: he shook him 3 times,he’s dead.
Now I’m dead
* shakes you 3 times to make sure *
yup.
I thought he was giving him a massage😂
The person who played the drug dealer reminds me of towlie from South Park when he asks the main characters if they want to do drugs with him 😂😂😂😂
Daz, the red object in the background of the living room in the laundry was a fire blanket. and thanks for brightening my day.
“You don’t break up with a girl on text, she’ll go off on you, she’ll find you”
she'd throw you off the roof😂
Lillian OConnell he talks from experience.. tell no one 😂😂😂
Lillian OConnell OMG DO YOU WATCH RIVERDALE TOO! I’M A BIG FAN OF BUGHEAD.
That happened to me, I wish he would've just told me in person. It was on valentines day to -.-
Lillian OConnell if it was a good relationship, then She will know where you live 😂 😂 🤣
Girl having a psychotic break down
Daz: Throw Holy water
lol🤣
I think u mean holy WATTAH
(Sprays can of air )
The PAWA of Christ compells youu!
Honestly when I watch your videos I feel joy
Daz, you murdered me with this one, that was hilarious
“Throw f***ing holy water on her!” 😂 I’m dying
Dean see this dude I’d fucking hilarious
2:54 when he said “what is that” I thought he was talking about the girlfriend 😂😂😂
ha ha same
σlινια'ѕ иσσк no really what was that
You did FIONA WRONG SHREK.
σlινια'ѕ иσσк ha same
Me too eye brows
1 of my absolute favourite daz videos
i don’t think ive laughed so much in a long time this killed me lmao
also definitely australia the accents, the nature, all of it was aussie. didn’t even realise but it’s 000 as well which is our emergency hotline lol
STOP EATING YOUR....
SALTY NATURAL CRISPS!!!!!!!
“Nice cows”
“Thanks”
Long pause
“Want some weed?”
“No thanks”
“The cows could have some too”
“No, they’re on a different kind of weed”
Me: WTF!?!
We are watching videos that are old gang
Regular grass
I can see the cows having a blunt in his mouth the next morning red eyes
Mr Sprite oof
Like, normal grass you get it right?
*"Nice cows.. do you want some weed?"*
The best line *EVER*
Daz fr always makes me smile
“Walk away from drugs!”
Walks away from you
me: wait a second
LMFAOO
I’m a drug I guess :/
Oh yeah I’d love to take a hit of your *GARLIC* 😂
Mia WDW Phan id like a hit of that *GARLIC BREAD*
YO CAN I GET SOME OF THAT GARLIC u know bc i got the fam they all fat 😅
Mia WDW Phan LOL 😂
AHHHH i remember watching this 4 years ago, i just came back to say hi daz! Ur the funniest, ever
Aww Daz ur videos are top dollar. I love them, they never fail to make me laugh.
Person: I've robbed a bank
Drug dealer: you want some weed
Lol
Damn straight, if you robbed the bank you ought to have some money on you to buy some weed
It’s not called weed, it’s called ✨Devils Lettuce✨
No not weed want some garlic
"Nice cows... you want some weed?" DEAD 😂😂😂
Daz you da boy man love u bruh
pov its 2024
*Barges into room*
“WANT TO SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME?”
Yass
Anonymous 101 wtf
*nO tHanKs I’d RatHEr SmeLL LikE JuStiN BiEBer*
fuck yeah bro
Anonymous 101 ur profile pic is fabulous
This video: The reason why kids are stereotyped as idiots.
nice comment want some weed
@@glock50round50 Dam how old is it lol (I'm not buying it)
I don't do drugs
Bro I literally love Daz. He is like my father figure. He is so funny.
Quick tip: DON'T drink ANYTHING when watching daz. You will laugh too hard.
Nice cows....
WAnT sOMe WeED
You give cows weed? I give my goats trees,
Sydney Ingram ARMYYYYYYYYY
ARMY!
Kookie_ smi ARMY!!!!!!!
ARMY 💜!!
"He's barely taller than the car... Is he thinking about driving it? He's 1!"
😂😂😂😂
see this is why i love watching your channel, not just because your'e stupidly funny, but because you actually have some sense to you
THE HIGH COW IMPRESSION I CANT😂😂😂😂😂
who wrote this script...
“nice cows mate”
“do you want some weed”
"Salty natural crisps" 😂😂
lillys. joon same
ARMYYY
ARMY
lillys. joon more like salty whole bad drugs XD
ARMY!
Omg omg omg omg omg this I my fing schoollllll !!!!!! Thankyou sm daz I love your content
its 2022 and daz still makes me laugh
"I play video games to escape my reality ".......honestly same dude 😂😂😂😂😂
The world's greatest galaxy panda 124 doubt it
just wanna say watched this like 10
times never gets old
Can we just appreciate how much effort daz puts in for us he is so funny thoughhhh 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Best pickup line....
“Hey ladies, wanna smoke some weed” 🤣🤣🤣
I love this so much because it’s true best pickup line in 2020🥂🍓
Stanley barber be like
One of my friends would of said that
pretty thAng
Year 7s asking to go out with a chav
"No. I play video games to escape reality"
Same bro same
So being a Game Dev makes me somehow a drugproducer now? Damn, what have I done :(
Love the videos your making Daz (do you want some weed😂😂😂🤪😂)
I literally just fell off my chair laughing after the cow impression. 🤣
I can’t even understand what they’re saying, and who in their right mind looks over this video and is like, “Yep! Beautiful! Everyone here is an amazing actor!”
I'm Australian and I can't understand half of what they're saying. Their accents are the worst.
ImmaPineapple ! Right! I have no folkin' idea what they're saying
ImmaPineapple ! I thot they are an we’re guud
I mean, I can understand them, mainly coz I'm Aussie too, but the audio quality is a pile of shit.
they're kids piss off
Video: Hey bois wyd?
Daz: *IDK SWIMMING?!*
Me: I mean like... it IS a pool
I'm not joking I did the same thing I said I mean he's not wrong it is a pool table so in a way... Yes yes they are.
Ha
OOH SHIT I JUST RELIZED
This was sooo good XD Love u daz
i love how daz has changed over the years its so nice to see 8k likjes and 30 veiws to 12M veiws and 308k likes!
Australians when someone dies: well he’s a goner lol *grabs a beer and goes back to the party*
As an Australian that statement is correct
@@thedoctorss69 agreed.
@@thedoctorss69 GAR-R-R-*LIC*
Okay he’s dead let’s go ride kangaroos.
America:plays dramatic music while people cryind
dont do garlic kids
a Yep that's right,kids
a WHAT ABOUT GARLIC BREAD?????
a yep lol 😂
peachybabe! - bUt wHaT aBoUt gArLic bReAd
I just put garlic on a baked potato. IMMMMMM SOOOOOOOOOO HIIIIGGGGHHH
your humour is just 😭
i can't stop laughing when i watch your videos
Love you Daz
Note to self
Don't watch Daz in public
I laughed so hard I swear people thought I was on drugs haha
Love ya stuff Daz
*No Pun Intended*
@@hollieisonyt4459 Exactly what I thought of
MEEE
*Looks like the commercial didn’t work*
So true
at my school its like
"yo want some drugs tim"
everyone in the general area: sharing is caring
I never got drugs in school ... I waited till we got to the parking lot and got some grass from my buddies truck
James Price it’s not about drugs or anything... but I love your profile pic of Chloe from Life is Strange!!! 😂
Bro we smoke in the toilets and shit in the back of class even
@@vitorprentice5814 Holy crap man, punctuation. Reads like you're shitting in the back of the classroom lmao (not that i'm that great at punctuation either).
As a proud Aussie I remember watching this masterpiece for school and it was the best thing ever. 😂😂😂😂
I love your videos they make me laugh every time