DAZ WATCHES VEGAN TEACHER

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  • @gachapanda4998
    @gachapanda4998 3 роки тому +6928

    “You know that chicken didn’t sign a contract to be eaten”
    Daz like: *you know I didn’t sign a contract to be yelled at for eating my food*

    • @Lilskits-ys4vu
      @Lilskits-ys4vu 3 роки тому +22

      Ok well don’t be so consernd about what other people do

    • @heyc4nts
      @heyc4nts 3 роки тому +10

      Hi I love ur vids and i agree

    • @turogamer-oi4nq
      @turogamer-oi4nq 3 роки тому +27

      And I don't think animals like there food sources taken away to make vegan food plots.

    • @crunchytoe4398
      @crunchytoe4398 3 роки тому +4

      A

    • @SimplySarahJoy
      @SimplySarahJoy 3 роки тому +7

      Right, when Daz said that I was thinking along those lines too.

  • @aclifford_
    @aclifford_ 3 роки тому +3098

    "Jesus doesn't support this"
    'shows a picture of the last supper
    Daz: *HERE WE HAVE, A GOATS HEAD*

  • @3ndora
    @3ndora 3 роки тому +4564

    “So why are you vegan again?”
    “I saw a sixty year old woman attempt to deep-throat a ukulele and I haven’t looked back since”

    • @notsmellabella
      @notsmellabella 3 роки тому +116

      Please.... I- 💀😭

    • @gooseberryjam1683
      @gooseberryjam1683 3 роки тому +93

      I saw this and it legit made me spit out my tea.

    • @Sad_nuggie
      @Sad_nuggie 3 роки тому +64

      @@gooseberryjam1683 were you having a... tea party 😂😂

    • @paigemontague4022
      @paigemontague4022 3 роки тому +16

      Omg I love it 😂😂😂

    • @bessie3767
      @bessie3767 3 роки тому +11

      I uhhh dead 😂 💀

  • @schutsheer_des_vaderlands
    @schutsheer_des_vaderlands 9 місяців тому +91

    Just wait until Vegan Teacher actually opens a Bible once and reads in Genesis:
    "Any living creature that moves about shall be yours to eat; I give them all to you as I did the green plants"

    • @doozinaomi00
      @doozinaomi00 3 місяці тому

      Omg is this real? Lmaoo

    • @schutsheer_des_vaderlands
      @schutsheer_des_vaderlands 3 місяці тому +3

      @@doozinaomi00 Yes, Genesis 9:3.

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 2 місяці тому

      Like literally HALF the Bible is “ok please kill a goat for me an the monsoon rains will be plentiful and your children won’t be killed by the Egyptians also eat this sky bread which is also the tears of your people and the morning dew, eat every animal cuz I made em for you! But like don’t eat your own kind cuz that’s weird. Also if your wife bathes with another man you should scalp her and cast her in the street and shame her!” Like…Jesus ate meat. This lady is just BLISSFULLY unaware of like 50% of the Bible and decides to gloss over it. I can’t believe she was actually a teacher. It’s people like her and the copious other vegan authoritarian influencers who give it such a bad name, they make it so political and shame others for not matching their lift style or morals. Life isn’t gonna be the way you want to, Karen! Leave me and my shrimp shumaj ALONE!

  • @sneeyaw551
    @sneeyaw551 3 роки тому +2919

    “I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me.”
    -Daz Black

    • @jdn6470
      @jdn6470 3 роки тому +106

      i legit had to pause the video and think abt my life choices when he said that.

    • @Sd__.
      @Sd__. 3 роки тому +38

      I thought about my past and realised I've done it all wrong

    • @hannahj6398
      @hannahj6398 3 роки тому +16

      I like your profile pic

    • @2007Cross
      @2007Cross 3 роки тому +3

      heh

    • @annymartens5786
      @annymartens5786 3 роки тому +3

      I love your pfp 😂

  • @paige8280
    @paige8280 3 роки тому +9050

    As a girl we don’t claim her
    As a Christian we don’t claim her
    As a person who believes in animal welfare we do not claim her
    As a human we don’t claim her

  • @marshunter596
    @marshunter596 3 роки тому +27382

    I love Daz’s philosophy: “If you’re not hurting anyone or yourself, and it doesn’t negatively affect me, do what you want.”

    • @joshuagrillot445
      @joshuagrillot445 3 роки тому +339

      "YoUr HuRtInG tHe AnIMalS"

    • @whirrlygg9321
      @whirrlygg9321 3 роки тому +382

      He is a better man then most indeed.

    • @dirtyraccoon3014
      @dirtyraccoon3014 3 роки тому +84

      I love it

    • @monarch4244
      @monarch4244 3 роки тому +97

      My way of life is to not hear but understand. If this was with everyone there wouldn't be as much suffering

    • @cheshirekitsune
      @cheshirekitsune 3 роки тому +56

      Funny enough that's my philosophy too!

  • @alexcnniff
    @alexcnniff Рік тому +557

    “i’m apparently mental for eating a chicken sandwich but it’s okay to have BOLTS out your head” always kills me 💀💀

    • @LunaRavenGang
      @LunaRavenGang 7 місяців тому +9

      Its a top teir comedy when he doesn’t even try

  • @CptWarCrimes13
    @CptWarCrimes13 3 роки тому +4036

    The Vegan Teacher: "Jesus doesn't support this"
    The Bible: *literally sacrifices animals to god*

    • @abimarchese
      @abimarchese 3 роки тому +62

      EXACTLY

    • @whatishappening6860
      @whatishappening6860 3 роки тому +72

      In the Bible Jesus has Moses literally sacrifice animals to the lord in the tabernacle and as god told him to took all the blood of the animal splatter it on the walls and sometimes put some on his children as it cleanses the room and the people and keeps it holy

    • @whatishappening6860
      @whatishappening6860 3 роки тому +37

      He also had the priest sacrifice an animal anytime someone sinned so they’d be forgiven he also had them do it just to keep giving burnt offerings to show their appreciation to him so I don’t see how god is vegan in any way

    • @whatishappening6860
      @whatishappening6860 3 роки тому +17

      Sorry not Jesus god

    • @chilly_chesnut9400
      @chilly_chesnut9400 3 роки тому +33

      @@whatishappening6860 im Christian I really respect what you are saying

  • @kit727
    @kit727 3 роки тому +1585

    "Jesus does not support this" WERENT ANIMALS LITERALLY SACRIFICED FOR FORGIVENESS FROM HIS DAD OR SOMETHING

    • @shamefulthoughts2712
      @shamefulthoughts2712 3 роки тому +29

      Ohh in my religion god doesnt have a son or anyone for that matter but im assuming its chritianity that does, right???
      Im not much of an asshole to act disrespectful, so i hope u take no offence cuz my intention was nothing but good.
      Also this woman is NUTS.

    • @noraporter725
      @noraporter725 3 роки тому +47

      The Bible does in fact mention that. God had the ancient Hebrew folk sacrifice animals to make atonement for their sins.

    • @reneeb1504
      @reneeb1504 3 роки тому +57

      There is a verse in the Bible that says “Any living creature that moves about shall be yours to eat; I give them all to you as I did the green plants” Genesis 9:3. I don’t understand her either😂

    • @planktonishere4014
      @planktonishere4014 3 роки тому +5

      YES

    • @kit727
      @kit727 3 роки тому +7

      @@shamefulthoughts2712 Dont worry you arent being an asshole! im not even christian my parents are 😅

  • @starki8861
    @starki8861 3 роки тому +8196

    She literally told CHILDREN that they would go to hell if they weren't vegan

  • @shepskadoodle
    @shepskadoodle Рік тому +111

    13:10 goes way harder than it should of, I never realised how good of a singer daz is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @zer3826
    @zer3826 3 роки тому +841

    Daz: “Smash some chicken ass!!”
    Me right after: **Wheeze**

    • @zer3826
      @zer3826 3 роки тому +6

      @Ines GHARBI It was hilarious😂😂

    • @jackconroy1850
      @jackconroy1850 3 роки тому +2

      Ur dirty minded

    • @zer3826
      @zer3826 3 роки тому +3

      @@jackconroy1850 No, it’s just funny but actually yeah I am. But it was a funny joke is all

    • @veras1535
      @veras1535 3 роки тому +2

      @@zer3826 fr fr

  • @archienoyce2453
    @archienoyce2453 3 роки тому +566

    “Is this a joke to you?”
    “No I’m hungry”
    Every crazy vegan encounter I’ve ever had summed up

  • @Caymw
    @Caymw 3 роки тому +18758

    She is acting like animals don't eat other animals

  • @Poznan520
    @Poznan520 Рік тому +347

    13:16 ‘when im in the kitchen all i want is chicken so go and fuck yourself’ get this man a oscar

  • @annascott6984
    @annascott6984 3 роки тому +1548

    “Alright chickens... FUCK”
    I completely lost it that was hilarious 😂😂

  • @nathanheon4968
    @nathanheon4968 3 роки тому +589

    “ not all vegans are not all preachy morons” this is the single greatest Daz quote

    • @thatoneasian9357
      @thatoneasian9357 3 роки тому +9

      what about JACOB, YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE THE TOMANANANANA IF YOU DONT PUT YOU'RE FUCKIN SEATBELTBEBEBELT ON! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEE

  • @Imbitbad
    @Imbitbad 3 роки тому +380

    Her "This turkey has a mother and father"
    Me "and they were probably delicious"

  • @Mustardpacket
    @Mustardpacket 10 місяців тому +77

    "So I asked my husband-"
    "You have a husband?"

  • @bellz209
    @bellz209 3 роки тому +1810

    She says stop animal abuse but she forces her own dog to eat vegetables

    • @alex-kv9ey
      @alex-kv9ey 3 роки тому +100

      that’s fucked up. dogs- need😃 to eat meat

    • @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x
      @x.vmp1re.m0ney.x 3 роки тому +45

      And she says " she l
      Has lived 6 years" but my dog is a small dog and life span 9 years and she is 13 lol

    • @tom_m_106
      @tom_m_106 3 роки тому +47

      Yeah people with an IQ as low as hers(-4,692,583,912) fail to realize that dogs are supposed to eat meat I mean look at their teeth their OBVIOUSLY supposed to be vegan( extreme sarcasm)

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 3 роки тому +45

      Dogs NEED meat to survive. They can Sometimes eat fruits, but they don't get the energy they need from it.

    • @irafaye1020
      @irafaye1020 3 роки тому +12

      @@NoobsDudes exactly and the reason why they can eat some veggies and fruits is cause their prey ate those veggies

  • @nomnom1529
    @nomnom1529 3 роки тому +709

    Her: *Jesus is vegan.*
    Jesus: "...Fed 5000 people fish..?"

    • @SeparatiXz
      @SeparatiXz 3 роки тому +8

      He probably didn't even existed in the first place

    • @supernova8333
      @supernova8333 3 роки тому +14

      @@SeparatiXz while the person did truly exist we will not know if he was the Messiah or a son of Mary

    • @abigaillamark5492
      @abigaillamark5492 3 роки тому +42

      @@SeparatiXz I don’t care if you don’t believe in God. But don’t disrespect it please.

    • @gabbyb.4
      @gabbyb.4 3 роки тому +16

      lmao there's a lot of sacrifices and meals in the bible that includes killing animals especially goats

    • @jaydensoro2821
      @jaydensoro2821 3 роки тому +16

      LITERALLY. I grew up catholic, I'm an omnist, and I'm pretty sure hes depicted as omnivorous.

  • @thevikingking4094
    @thevikingking4094 3 роки тому +1464

    Vegan: "That chicken didn't sign a contract you know"
    Me: "yes an i didn't sign a contract to be born...did I?"

    • @Marveladdict-qv6vz
      @Marveladdict-qv6vz 3 роки тому +17

      That’s right

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 роки тому +51

      nobody signed a contract to be lectured by a crazy vegan,haha.

    • @thatveganchef112
      @thatveganchef112 3 роки тому +2

      @aporue 589
      not a vegan but you chose to watch her videos

    • @bullet_ant2474
      @bullet_ant2474 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah and I'm pretty sure all humans didn't sign a contract to die either.......it'd be kinda sad if they did

    • @night_-sq9om
      @night_-sq9om 3 роки тому +3

      Same

  • @LilyDougherty-s2p
    @LilyDougherty-s2p 10 місяців тому +40

    As a dyslexic, that is definitely my nightmare
    "Im so convinced now im gonna go a lick a lettuce!!"

  • @nobleofblackcats9726
    @nobleofblackcats9726 3 роки тому +2071

    “This turkey had a mother and father”
    Yeah and they were probably very delicious

  • @dhess8400
    @dhess8400 3 роки тому +15214

    Imagine this woman meeting Gordon Ramsey. I’ll pray for her.

    • @harrybeary2528
      @harrybeary2528 3 роки тому +1038

      She’s be dead by the time Gordon Ramsay walks in the room

    • @liamdb2095
      @liamdb2095 3 роки тому +806

      Don’t pray for her

    • @jaz1690
      @jaz1690 3 роки тому +589

      Gordon would probably make her into chicken nuggets 😭

    • @arlenevarner5539
      @arlenevarner5539 3 роки тому +194

      @@liamdb2095 l won't

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 3 роки тому +490

      Gordon: I am not locked in here with you. You are locked in here with me

  • @halliethealleycat
    @halliethealleycat 3 роки тому +349

    Daz: "Alright chickens... *fnck* ."
    Me: **dying of laughter**

  • @kanieceartz14
    @kanieceartz14 Рік тому +59

    Hi there and thank you Daz for knowing that not all vegans are like her.

  • @RedTail94
    @RedTail94 3 роки тому +563

    I'm a Christian and everything she said about Jesus is false. No wonder she's hated so much, she's shoving it down people's throats and saying very inappropriate things. Keep up the great work Daz!!

    • @yourlocalpanpikachu3310
      @yourlocalpanpikachu3310 3 роки тому +8

      I dont know wat to say but i agree with your comment. But I'm not cristian
      😅

    • @RedTail94
      @RedTail94 3 роки тому +3

      @@yourlocalpanpikachu3310 No problem.

    • @reallycold
      @reallycold 3 роки тому +3

      @@RedTail94 When she hits the sack shes gonna be calling Jesus, God.

    • @RedTail94
      @RedTail94 3 роки тому +1

      @@reallycold Absolutely!

    • @Unimpressed_Link
      @Unimpressed_Link 3 роки тому +5

      I'm an Atheist and even I know that everything she says is bs

  • @juicymelon3974
    @juicymelon3974 3 роки тому +16541

    “Jesus didn’t support this” ummm didn’t he Give like 5000 people fish

    • @madisonstephens3862
      @madisonstephens3862 3 роки тому +851

      yes. yes he did. :)
      edit: most likes i’ve gotten on a reply, thanks guys
      edit 2. holy- 322 likes, this is almost more likes than on my best comment. thank you so much, 2021 is leaking in from the places where 2020 ended
      404: likes not found

    • @dayday-eh5
      @dayday-eh5 3 роки тому +147

      He did

    • @ephraimstolte546
      @ephraimstolte546 3 роки тому +104

      that’s true

    • @becca8078
      @becca8078 3 роки тому +476

      Yea and he drank milk and ate bread which isn't vegan. That lady is crazy

    • @jackfarley3160
      @jackfarley3160 3 роки тому +28

      Juicy Melon Yup, yes, he did.

  • @acherryblossom1909
    @acherryblossom1909 3 роки тому +558

    “It's a chicken, chickens don't have hands. They can't write”
    Me: Damn straight

  • @ri0drawz947
    @ri0drawz947 Рік тому +28

    Daz's confusion whilst watching some of these videos killed me 😂

  • @Neeqwo
    @Neeqwo 3 роки тому +828

    That Vegan Teacher: "Jesus does not support this"
    Daz: *Finds a picture of the last supper*
    "That is a whole ass goat's skull"

    • @derk486
      @derk486 3 роки тому +3

      Yes i also saw the video

  • @sarahgallagher9204
    @sarahgallagher9204 3 роки тому +3250

    She has literally said "it doesn't matter if you have an eating disorder, be vegan." As a person who has suffered with an ED, changing your diet while in recovery will lead to huge setbacks and relapses. The amount of disrespectful and things she has said towards people who have valid reasons for not being vegan just proves that she literally cares more about animals than other human beings.

    • @chloemurphy7453
      @chloemurphy7453 3 роки тому +71

      Exactly and some people have iron deficiencies so they need the high amounts of iron in meat

    • @iiamxliaxd4605
      @iiamxliaxd4605 3 роки тому +35

      Exactly, to be fair I’ve always wanted to go vegetarian but I can’t as I have a very small amount of food that I eat so if I become vegetarian I’d probably starve

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 3 роки тому +21

      Exactly! And yet she calls us the faces of evil. 😒

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 3 роки тому +33

      @@Moon_Biatch I can believe that considering how she treats her dog.

    • @annaspencer9411
      @annaspencer9411 3 роки тому +29

      Her calling herself a "teacher" when she doesn't know anything. I don't know much of eating disorders but I do understand to bring yourself to health you eat meat. My friend is vegan and even she hates the vegan teacher.

  • @i.luv.anthonyxoninsta2161
    @i.luv.anthonyxoninsta2161 3 роки тому +684

    she’s talking about God and Jesus and then says every cuss word that exists...

    • @nothingspecialhere
      @nothingspecialhere 3 роки тому +55

      She also doesn't believe in them or any religion. She said she was atheist.

    • @mr.irrelevant8826
      @mr.irrelevant8826 3 роки тому +16

      Hypocrite

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 3 роки тому +21

      She is a evil bully she attacked adam goen a very sweet person who was born with cerebral palsy then went and attacked Gordon Ramsey

    • @icequeen9012
      @icequeen9012 3 роки тому +10

      god be like : yeah she’s a special one .....

    • @templarknightandweservethe8362
      @templarknightandweservethe8362 3 роки тому +6

      *THIS WOMAN IS A HERETIC SAY EYE WHO HATE THIS WOMAN*

  • @charcoal5831
    @charcoal5831 Рік тому +14

    Daz pulling out the guitar and singing was epic and beautiful

  • @jacobcvpi8279
    @jacobcvpi8279 3 роки тому +242

    Plot twist: Daz was actually talking into a megaphone and his whole estate heard him.

    • @burchieboy69
      @burchieboy69 3 роки тому +4

      Estate here in uk

    • @jacobcvpi8279
      @jacobcvpi8279 3 роки тому

      @@burchieboy69 sorry! Good to know lol, I’m from the states if you couldn’t tell😂😂

    • @burchieboy69
      @burchieboy69 3 роки тому

      @@jacobcvpi8279 na its good

  • @chillgamer6910
    @chillgamer6910 3 роки тому +1253

    “This turkey had a mother and father” I wonder if they were that delicious too

  • @mercier505
    @mercier505 3 роки тому +227

    Her:Jesus doesn’t support this
    Him: GOAT ON THE TABLE

  • @xhellokittyjinx
    @xhellokittyjinx Рік тому +92

    The Vegan Teacher: *talking about something serious* "They forcefully impregnated"
    Daz Games: I wish someone would forcefully imprengnat me
    Made me laugh so danm hard 😂😂

    • @MiyuMimikyu
      @MiyuMimikyu 11 місяців тому +5

      The fact he didn't even explain why he said that and just moved on with a completely different story

    • @Jungyu9799
      @Jungyu9799 7 місяців тому +2

      After she said animals r forced to be impregnated I was just like but teens and adult women r being impregnated everyday by being graped- y r u worrying bout an animal that gives humans proteins ? (Note i don't disagree with animal rights. )

  • @agamsnow2877
    @agamsnow2877 3 роки тому +430

    She doesn’t realize this is going to make people hate her more.

    • @alfhill3494
      @alfhill3494 3 роки тому

      @Evan Lu lol is it? Bwahahaha

    • @alfhill3494
      @alfhill3494 3 роки тому

      @Evan Lu hahaha wtf😂😂😂

    • @sonyafonger3456
      @sonyafonger3456 3 роки тому +1

      she does this on purpose for attention

  • @islameakin6640
    @islameakin6640 3 роки тому +4068

    That vegan teacher: “What the hell is in the toilet?”
    Me: “The exact same thing that is coming out your mouth. Shit”

    • @itsjustpoppyhere5134
      @itsjustpoppyhere5134 3 роки тому +64

      😂😂😂 IM DEAD-

    • @TA-qo2nv
      @TA-qo2nv 3 роки тому +42

      STOP

    • @DenitoX7
      @DenitoX7 3 роки тому +23

      No, GO

    • @someguy-hc8gi
      @someguy-hc8gi 3 роки тому +10

      @@TA-qo2nv stop breath

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 роки тому +34

      Wooh! It’s funny cuz I was sitting on my toilet as I forgot my headphones somewhere and when I heard her say that I literally stood up and looked...

  • @dodgytramp7203
    @dodgytramp7203 3 роки тому +574

    This woman is forcing her dog to eat veggies! She should be forced to eat meat and see what it's like!

  • @madssxluvsu27
    @madssxluvsu27 Рік тому +40

    That vegan teacher: what the hell is in your ass?
    Daz: I don’t think that’s any of your business 😟
    Made me laugh to death 😂😂😂

  • @blondiekat1699
    @blondiekat1699 3 роки тому +352

    This women was a children's teacher in Montreal Canada. She was fired after being banned from tiktok 3 times and parents finding out she would yell at kids for not having vegan lunches and all she ever talked about was how they need to be vegan.

    • @limespots
      @limespots 3 роки тому +43

      I remember back when I was in my GCSE years I had an english teacher talk about her upbringing in politics and we asked her where she alligned on the political scale.
      She said that by law, teachers had to be neutral and not force ideals down people's throats.
      Yeah that vegan teacher basically breached that rule. idk if it applies to canada either but yeah, not good on her end

    • @thefatshark4301
      @thefatshark4301 3 роки тому +23

      that's an asshole move tbh, she probably also showed kids disgusting videos of animals being murdered

    • @bingesmcdinges8454
      @bingesmcdinges8454 3 роки тому +4

      God help us

  • @Hellothere-kd6yp
    @Hellothere-kd6yp 3 роки тому +925

    “Chickens don’t have hands ... they can’t hold a pen”
    Very inspirational. 👏👏👏

    • @leilawilliams5572
      @leilawilliams5572 3 роки тому +8

      Wow I don’t have hands- 👁👄👁

    • @Hellothere-kd6yp
      @Hellothere-kd6yp 3 роки тому +1

      @@leilawilliams5572 omg I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.

    • @leilawilliams5572
      @leilawilliams5572 3 роки тому +4

      @@Hellothere-kd6yp You didn’t offend me I’m just scared to speak and go to a freezer :)

    • @greyeye
      @greyeye 3 роки тому

      My name and Prp looks like mine

    • @ha_..
      @ha_.. 3 роки тому +1

      Love it! 🤣♥️

  • @thebassist7819
    @thebassist7819 3 роки тому +994

    This woman is honestly is the only joke around here 😂 she doesn’t realise what she’s doing

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 Рік тому +10

    She's the kinda woman that never been in a church and yet thinks she knows Jesus

    • @megelomanic8763
      @megelomanic8763 4 місяці тому +1

      That is the exact vibe I get from this woman and I hate it

  • @katsierra8427
    @katsierra8427 3 роки тому +379

    And not to mention the fact that she has told people with issues that don’t allow them to be vegan to “get over it.”

    • @brittanyhall1456
      @brittanyhall1456 3 роки тому

      the fact im friends w her neice...

    • @shammah690
      @shammah690 3 роки тому +6

      Yep, I respect vegan people, but I have a sickness that affects my bones. I need protein and calcium, if I don't get it ill get sick

    • @Golondrina-vs5gt
      @Golondrina-vs5gt 3 роки тому +4

      @@shammah690 yeah and then the Vegan teacher just says GeT oVeR iT sLoWfLaKe

    • @shammah690
      @shammah690 3 роки тому +5

      @@Golondrina-vs5gtthis is the type of vegan I don't like

    • @mag-narwhal
      @mag-narwhal 3 роки тому

      @@shammah690 alot of fruits and vegetables have calcium and protein but I get what you mean I couldent give up cheese so I went vegetarian instead

  • @mercifully_mercy5390
    @mercifully_mercy5390 3 роки тому +2004

    As a Christian, JESUS AIN’T VEGAN, he literally told Moses to tell HIS people to smear GOAT ALL OVER THEIR DOORWAY

    • @thatveganchef112
      @thatveganchef112 3 роки тому +46

      Genesis 1:29

    • @followyourdreams8469
      @followyourdreams8469 3 роки тому +96

      As a Christian, he gave humans fish to eat!

    • @Julianaehall
      @Julianaehall 3 роки тому +13

      Yesssss

    • @willenglish3598
      @willenglish3598 3 роки тому +39

      Imean god said that to Moses but STILL THE POINT STANDS GOD WASNT VEGAN

    • @oliviahii6275
      @oliviahii6275 3 роки тому +30

      Yess thankyou I’m a believer of Jesus and god and this is true ☺️☺️😊

  • @iamtryingmybardest
    @iamtryingmybardest 3 роки тому +296

    Jesus: *makes fish for thousands of people*
    Vegan teacher: "imma pretend I didnt see that"

  • @Sketch_loser
    @Sketch_loser Рік тому +21

    2:15 literally made me spit my ice cream everywhere 😂

  • @hannahj6398
    @hannahj6398 3 роки тому +4098

    "Jesus was vegan"
    The Bible: * literally eyes how he gave bread and fish to people * umm...

    • @amysummer9076
      @amysummer9076 3 роки тому +15

      When ur a vegan fish doesn’t count as meat that’s what I heard a tik toker say but Idk if it’s true

    • @r0se_3dits
      @r0se_3dits 3 роки тому +144

      @@amysummer9076 aha no that’s not how it works , I think that’s pescatarian which isn’t vegan

    • @riley-dd9pm
      @riley-dd9pm 3 роки тому +59

      @@amysummer9076 i’m pretty sure that’s pescatarian, where you are basically a vegetarian but you still eat seafood.

    • @hannahj6398
      @hannahj6398 3 роки тому +31

      @@amysummer9076Ok but isn't fish a living animal? And if there's one thing we've learnt from this video it's that eating animals is 'wrong' 😒

    • @bishopsjourney7485
      @bishopsjourney7485 3 роки тому +2

      I was told that Jesus was a vegetarian. But idk 🤷‍♀️

  • @coconutganyu
    @coconutganyu 3 роки тому +1230

    Fun fact: She was actually a English teacher and would inspect students lunches but later was fired due to people online spamming the school website about her. She also compared BLM (Black lives matter) to veganism. She also said the n word.

    • @klloverz
      @klloverz 3 роки тому +34

      She said the n word? So she’s racist to black people(also me)

    • @Isabel-sr8ep
      @Isabel-sr8ep 3 роки тому +37

      @@klloverz yup she did there’s a video but when she says it it’s censored and she literally READS the word and says it and acts like it was a mistake lol so stupid of her 🤣

    • @klloverz
      @klloverz 3 роки тому +7

      @@Isabel-sr8ep 😂

    • @kayla3908
      @kayla3908 3 роки тому +31

      ​@@klloverz She also made a video with a doll of a black child where she used the n word for the doll but tried to make it 'positive' by turning each letter in the n word into a new word, so the thing Isabel talked about totally isn't the only case.

    • @kayla3908
      @kayla3908 3 роки тому +18

      @@Isabel-sr8ep yess and when she did read it out loud she really seemed to mock it, there was no, "I'm so sorry I used that word!" kind of authentic reaction, it was a mocking sounding, "oh no my video is totally going to be banned!" thing. ugh

  • @A-KO23
    @A-KO23 3 роки тому +387

    2019: let’s eat tide pods
    Day 2020: let’s eat instruments

  • @charlottemcdermott3775
    @charlottemcdermott3775 Рік тому +3

    i like how daz doesnt spend half of the video saying "like the video" "subscribe" "turn notifications on" he just gets right into it. thank you daz

  • @canigetahooyah6056
    @canigetahooyah6056 3 роки тому +421

    “I want you all to look your partner in the eye and just bakaw” I’M DEAD LMAOOO

    • @elidoez
      @elidoez 3 роки тому +2

      I was reading your comment at the same time he said that XD

    • @DarkKnight-ep6mk
      @DarkKnight-ep6mk 3 роки тому +2

      Haha🤣🤣

  • @faithhaney9450
    @faithhaney9450 3 роки тому +501

    "Jesus doesn't support this."
    Um ma'am Jesus and his disciples ate lamb and drank wine on Passover-

    • @toyatodoroki1234
      @toyatodoroki1234 3 роки тому +22

      Plus Jesus was depicted to always help fishermen- HELPING THEM CATCH MORE FISH- also she said that she's not even a Christian-

    • @TrulyABruhMoment
      @TrulyABruhMoment 3 роки тому

      @@toyatodoroki1234 Wait, fish arent meat, are they?

    • @faithhaney9450
      @faithhaney9450 3 роки тому +3

      @calzr r Some vegans cut out wine/alcohol from their diet, I just thought I should include that lol

    • @toyatodoroki1234
      @toyatodoroki1234 3 роки тому

      @@TrulyABruhMoment no, but fish are animals

    • @TrulyABruhMoment
      @TrulyABruhMoment 3 роки тому

      @@toyatodoroki1234 Oh i see.

  • @MainBizoh
    @MainBizoh 3 роки тому +722

    “She has a tik tok channel” haha not anymore

  • @enmd-07
    @enmd-07 Рік тому +7

    as a christian, we do not claim her

  • @person3951
    @person3951 3 роки тому +482

    Vegan Teacher: So I asked my husband-
    Daz: You have a husband!?

    • @Ragnell_blade
      @Ragnell_blade 3 роки тому +11

      I was surprised too

    • @fw.trynnn
      @fw.trynnn 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ragnell_blade same-

    • @bit3338
      @bit3338 3 роки тому +7

      I feel bad for her husband

    • @samjsim10ss
      @samjsim10ss 3 роки тому +10

      Her husband is probably a tree

    • @OctavianMCL
      @OctavianMCL 3 роки тому +4

      @@bit3338 hes probably forced to be vegan aswell

  • @jamesxracing8111
    @jamesxracing8111 3 роки тому +367

    Is she aware that the tree that was cut down for her ukulele didn't sign a contract to be cut down...

  • @masterkywqlker
    @masterkywqlker Рік тому +8

    I love how Daz always still wants to see the good in pepole and still have respect and then not only the vegan teacher but everyone like Kay. Love you Dazz. Keep dazziling!

  • @bigwiz2790
    @bigwiz2790 3 роки тому +3777

    “Jesus doesn’t support this.”
    Jesus after feeding 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish* 👁👄👁 ✝️

    • @luisguerrero671
      @luisguerrero671 3 роки тому +189

      God made animals for us to eat

    • @MeganCookiie
      @MeganCookiie 3 роки тому +41

      ✝️👄✝️

    • @sophiesuhrbier5978
      @sophiesuhrbier5978 3 роки тому +49

      God made animals for us to eat and other animals to eat

    • @skrilla2trill
      @skrilla2trill 3 роки тому +7

      @@nevydawn5710 please explain how if he made animals for us to eat ?

    • @lilliancook6342
      @lilliancook6342 3 роки тому +22

      They say that god makes no mistakes but im not sure anymore after seeing her

  • @KL-xl3xu
    @KL-xl3xu 3 роки тому +213

    “How do you find a vegan at a party?”
    *”you don’t, they find you”*
    *my dad has never been more right*

  • @justjjaymusic
    @justjjaymusic 3 роки тому +1537

    I already know that this is gonna be good, just by looking at the thumbnail

  • @randomx_xx
    @randomx_xx 9 місяців тому +4

    STOPP I SPAT ALL OF MY SMOOTHIE ON TOP OF THE SCREEN

  • @jackaljackinfinity8742
    @jackaljackinfinity8742 3 роки тому +454

    This woman’s logic is messed up.

  • @zoexraven4941
    @zoexraven4941 3 роки тому +697

    "Jesus doesnt support this"
    Also Jesus:
    *Wants you to use animals for food*

  • @Bigthickdaddy27
    @Bigthickdaddy27 3 роки тому +273

    Oh lord her- she’s the reason why I can’t sleep at night

    • @savagemacke
      @savagemacke 3 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @wolfjeagar2702
      @wolfjeagar2702 3 роки тому +1

      She's the reason I can't eat vegan food anymore-

    • @soupnoodles2013
      @soupnoodles2013 3 роки тому +1

      Shes the reason why I'm not vegan

    • @tamanone7918
      @tamanone7918 3 роки тому +2

      Hmm a black butler pfp i see you are a cultured person.

    • @wolfjeagar2702
      @wolfjeagar2702 3 роки тому +1

      @@soupnoodles2013 Yup *We love meat*

  • @Kingofkaiju13
    @Kingofkaiju13 7 місяців тому +8

    gotta love how she swears while apparently on the phone with God

    • @Louuu15
      @Louuu15 5 місяців тому +1

      RIGHT

    • @Videogamer-555
      @Videogamer-555 2 місяці тому

      As a Christian, I was so mad at her sacrilegious attempts at humor.

  • @hid2804
    @hid2804 3 роки тому +578

    Vegan Teacher: Jesus doesn’t accept this
    Also Jesus: Let’s prepare a whole feast with goat heads and fish.

    • @blackberry9095
      @blackberry9095 3 роки тому

      They do have a point

    • @rileycox1895
      @rileycox1895 3 роки тому

      And the animal sacrifices. All of them.

    • @blackberry9095
      @blackberry9095 3 роки тому

      @@rileycox1895 yes yes the animal sacrifices- *flash backs*.....yea......

  • @grimrepeatte111
    @grimrepeatte111 3 роки тому +2230

    This lady is just mocking Christianity and she also acts like that’s the only religion

    • @grimrepeatte111
      @grimrepeatte111 3 роки тому +11

      @Nicholas Seyler exactly

    • @Sir-Thrash
      @Sir-Thrash 3 роки тому +41

      Let's not forget she attacks every group of people

    • @grimrepeatte111
      @grimrepeatte111 3 роки тому +13

      @@Sir-Thrash istg she pisses me off

    • @lilystaceyyyx
      @lilystaceyyyx 3 роки тому +3

      @@grimrepeatte111 off topic but wow, 8 minutes ago

    • @Luddemann-fj5tn
      @Luddemann-fj5tn 3 роки тому +38

      @Nicholas Seyler she also said that you need to be vegan get to heaven. Not like Jesus him self helped fishermen catch a lot at fish so that their boats could not stay floating...

  • @Brid1
    @Brid1 3 роки тому +609

    "Alright chickens"
    " *F U C K* "
    I wheezed

    • @Adrian-xh9dc
      @Adrian-xh9dc 3 роки тому +14

      SAMEEEEE I DIED 💀

    • @Kaiko07
      @Kaiko07 3 роки тому +8

      me too LMAO ✋🏽😭

    • @kyyyyle1922
      @kyyyyle1922 3 роки тому +9

      i read this comment 1 sec before he said it lol

    • @akaashisimp344
      @akaashisimp344 3 роки тому +6

      It was just like what the fuck....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @skateskateboarding825
      @skateskateboarding825 3 роки тому +2

      I almost died lol so funny

  • @Charlottes_Charms
    @Charlottes_Charms 11 місяців тому +4

    “Jesus ate fish and is seen as completely without sin, suggesting that eating fish is not a sin. The Bible does not explicitly state that Jesus ate any meat other than fish.”

  • @1949MrPaul
    @1949MrPaul 3 роки тому +431

    “Plants don’t feel pain”
    “This girl is on cocaine”

    • @jnnawonn
      @jnnawonn 3 роки тому +15

      Her tiktoks hurt my brain, this chicken is insane

    • @motion8876
      @motion8876 3 роки тому +6

      All of her songs are just lame, oh its such a shame

    • @Lily-dv3hk
      @Lily-dv3hk 3 роки тому +3

      Lol we all seen that one tiktok 😂

    • @mercedespopreszler3621
      @mercedespopreszler3621 3 роки тому +4

      Im gonna throw her off a plane

    • @1949MrPaul
      @1949MrPaul 3 роки тому +1

      Jesus this amount of likes in a short amount of time

  • @lollilady
    @lollilady 3 роки тому +2639

    y’all she’s not even a Christian. She’s claimed to be an Atheist. she’s just talking about Jesus to try to appeal to Christians

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 3 роки тому +102

      Which is horrible

    • @hyperactivegoofball
      @hyperactivegoofball 3 роки тому +33

      @@radioactive_baby I know she needs to be stopped

    • @amyhenrick9424
      @amyhenrick9424 3 роки тому +10

      @@hyperactivegoofball mhm.

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 3 роки тому +8

      She's was virtue signaling in the most convoluted of ways

    • @irohanijiue3417
      @irohanijiue3417 3 роки тому +39

      Ok, I am not really a christen, but um as someone who live with a Christian family and maybe Christian herself. She have no right to use the bible as a way to make someone vegan. It's just wrong to scared someone that they will go for hell of a non existent sin. This also goes to homophobic people. You're sexuality is not a sin. You're sexuality have nothing to do with your morality. The thing that determines if you're going to hell or not is if you had killed someone, stole, ect. For no good reason. You can kill someone for self defense because you won't think about kill the attacker/s, you will be thinking of you needing to defend yourself.

  • @vicinitrix927
    @vicinitrix927 3 роки тому +413

    The fact that she is using religion to persuade people into her cult is crazy

    • @flattykawa8475
      @flattykawa8475 3 роки тому +30

      Beliefs are like dicks. Some ppl have EM and some don’t. But the problem starts when you try to SHOVE THAT SHIT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT-

    • @ashanddoodles13
      @ashanddoodles13 3 роки тому +2

      @@flattykawa8475 Okay that made me snort xD

    • @paulgurung8465
      @paulgurung8465 3 роки тому +1

      @@flattykawa8475 ok that's actually a great interpretation

    • @vicmorgana5516
      @vicmorgana5516 3 роки тому +1

      @@flattykawa8475 This is a brilliant analogy.

    • @vicinitrix927
      @vicinitrix927 3 роки тому +1

      @@flattykawa8475 yeah I’m religious and I completely agree you should never go shoving your religions into peoples faces

  • @Ado-pillow
    @Ado-pillow 3 місяці тому +2

    “Why are you vegan?”
    A 60 year old lady shouted at me, never looked back.

  • @nyreenjohnson
    @nyreenjohnson 3 роки тому +485

    her neighbours watching: 😳.. shes at it again, talking to a fence

  • @Emily-sc8ei
    @Emily-sc8ei 3 роки тому +179

    is nobody gonna talk abt daz's song? a masterpiece.

  • @romee2514
    @romee2514 3 роки тому +551

    That vegan teacher: Jesus is *vegan* .
    Jesus: *BRING ME ANOTHER GOAT HEAD*

  • @LOLbitTheLollyFox
    @LOLbitTheLollyFox 9 місяців тому +4

    A volunteer at my college tried to make me go vegan.
    I told him we don't keep cows as FUCKING pets!!! (Minus the swear, he was a volunteer...). He was taken aback by that. I'm glad. I LOVE MY FUCKING JUICY ASS MEAT!!!

  • @RavenOnATree
    @RavenOnATree 2 роки тому +1094

    10:31 “Maybe you care more about cows than you do humans”
    Shes gotta protect her own kind

    • @kolakizzez
      @kolakizzez 2 роки тому +26

      LMFAOOOOO 💀💀💀

    • @alica_06
      @alica_06 2 роки тому +105

      Hey now, that is disrespectful towards cows!

    • @kevodecha
      @kevodecha 2 роки тому +9

      oh DAMN

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 2 роки тому +8

      Nahhh u went there

    • @rpidashM
      @rpidashM 2 роки тому +8

      God DAMN

  • @Jellyfish7273
    @Jellyfish7273 3 роки тому +232

    “The turkey had a mother and father” yea and they followed in their parents footsteps and became an amazing thanksgiving dinner

  • @emilykernick1753
    @emilykernick1753 3 роки тому +4415

    Vegan woman: God wants humans to be vegan and not hurt animals.
    The same God: You must each kill a lamb and spread its blood on your door so the angel of death doesn’t kill your eldest child.

    • @markimbing8018
      @markimbing8018 3 роки тому +136

      Pharaoh: My son is dead! Go and take the Israelites with you!

    • @ella.2402
      @ella.2402 3 роки тому +83

      *endure waves drowning the guards*

    • @ishmaelbocaille3851
      @ishmaelbocaille3851 3 роки тому +60

      And God saved the Israelites

    • @Nordic_nre
      @Nordic_nre 2 роки тому +17

      Ye lol

    • @selena4888
      @selena4888 2 роки тому +113

      He even made adam and eves clothes out of animal fur 😭

  • @NeoMeconopsis
    @NeoMeconopsis 9 місяців тому +2

    13:15 requesting a full version of this masterpiece

  • @PandaCookieArts
    @PandaCookieArts 3 роки тому +869

    Her: "Jesus doesnt support this"
    Me: Uh- excuse you God has told different people in the bible to kill animals as a sacrifice. Jesus also requested meat.

    • @MrsMnM79
      @MrsMnM79 3 роки тому +30

      You’re right! We were given dominion over everything. Animals were given for clothing and food! It didn’t happen until Eve ate of the apple! When they had sinned and the answer for sin was death. However, many times God provided meat for people!
      And she’s talking about what Jesus and God wants and then she cusses saying it’s a message from God?!?!😇
      But Mr. Daz is so funny! 😂😇

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 3 роки тому +22

      @@MrsMnM79 for real about the cursing part. I don’t think it’s horrible if you curse but please don’t do it while preaching God

    • @PandaCookieArts
      @PandaCookieArts 3 роки тому +11

      @@adeleaslan8182 What my parents taught me is that there is a part in the bible that says that if you swear you are calling out for other demonic creature. Ig i could search it up and see where in the bible it is. But in my opinion i dont care if others swear bc i dont control them. They do what they wanna

    • @PandaCookieArts
      @PandaCookieArts 3 роки тому +5

      @@MrsMnM79 I have felt very offended by that Karen since i am very religious and yeah he is quite funny 😂

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 3 роки тому +5

      @@PandaCookieArts I swear and I don’t want to I just had the worst urge too for a long time and it became a habit and I hate that

  • @michaelaleibach1345
    @michaelaleibach1345 3 роки тому +293

    She has made vegan people break their veganism with her whole schtick

    • @whataboutb12
      @whataboutb12 3 роки тому +2

      then they weren't vegan you dummy.. veganism is an ethical belief against animal abuse.. watch what happens to the animals in slaughter houses.. daz has cowards as fans.

    • @whataboutb12
      @whataboutb12 3 роки тому +1

      @Denki :] so how did the animal get there? the animal got tot the slaughter house because you want them dead.. so because of supply and demand they supply what you all want.. if you don't buy then they don't die. the consumers are the reason the animals are in there not the farmers.. the farmers farm what you want.. do you understand that?

    • @whataboutb12
      @whataboutb12 3 роки тому

      @Denki :] www.dominionmovement.com/watch

    • @balisong_trainers917
      @balisong_trainers917 3 роки тому +3

      I'm vegan and hate her

    • @whataboutb12
      @whataboutb12 3 роки тому

      @Denki :] so you don't care that male baby cows are shot in the head and have their throats slits for dairy products or baby male chicks being macerated at birth.. because that's what vegetarians support.

  • @hannahvarty9162
    @hannahvarty9162 3 роки тому +293

    I saw this and was like 'THIS COULD BREAK THE INTERNET'

    • @sam.k52
      @sam.k52 3 роки тому +3

      I feel so bad for daz for watching I shall bless daz and every here with holy water for your eyes and ears *blesses ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️

    • @hannahvarty9162
      @hannahvarty9162 3 роки тому +3

      @@sam.k52 thank you, i needed that

    • @amyness3452
      @amyness3452 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I'm getting flashbacks to the guy Daz reacted to a few years ago-something about licking vegan vaginas. I'm still scarred from that.

    • @hannahvarty9162
      @hannahvarty9162 3 роки тому

      @@amyness3452 *Blesses with holy water*

    • @amyness3452
      @amyness3452 3 роки тому

      @@hannahvarty9162 I need a bathtub full of it, and alien laser technoclogy that will wipe the memory from my mind.

  • @gertie_roblox5415
    @gertie_roblox5415 7 місяців тому +5

    WHY IS BILLIE IN THE THUMBNAIL (ik shes vegan BUT WHY LMAO ) litterly love her shes such a queen

  • @littlelantern6641
    @littlelantern6641 3 роки тому +5073

    I clicked so fast when I saw that he was watching the vegan teacher

  • @keira1173
    @keira1173 3 роки тому +229

    “When I’m in the kitchen, all I want is chicken” why is nobody talking about how good that was ✋

    • @Shanethe_trashkid
      @Shanethe_trashkid 3 роки тому +7

      ikr! i was dying when i heard that

    • @eliman8656
      @eliman8656 3 роки тому +6

      ik it is already my new ringtone

    • @Ellie-c5t
      @Ellie-c5t 3 роки тому +3

      𝙸𝚔𝚛 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 🤣😂

    • @BigFatBunions
      @BigFatBunions 3 роки тому +1

      bruh im sleep 😂

    • @BigFatBunions
      @BigFatBunions 3 роки тому +1

      @@eliman8656 plz remind me to do this 😂

  • @nexiondxt1230
    @nexiondxt1230 3 роки тому +200

    "I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me."
    What the hell Daz.
    LMAO SHE READ IT

    • @cattygirl6663
      @cattygirl6663 3 роки тому +6

      shit im up for it lol

    • @boi1994
      @boi1994 3 роки тому +3

      Bro you got featured in the vegan teachers video lmao

    • @Wolf-yd8hg
      @Wolf-yd8hg 3 роки тому +4

      I read that when I heard him say it 😆

    • @coreyldr
      @coreyldr 3 роки тому +2

      pahahah you were in the vegan teachers video

    • @nexiondxt1230
      @nexiondxt1230 3 роки тому

      @@coreyldr what

  • @SpicyToothpaste
    @SpicyToothpaste Рік тому +7

    I'm currently craving a chicken, cheese and salmon sandwich all of a sudden.

  • @jesshowelter2975
    @jesshowelter2975 3 роки тому +703

    She’s actually really dangerous and no I’m not being over dramatic.
    She tells actual children that they’re going to HELL for eating meat. ACTUAL CHILDREN!!
    Someone commented on her video saying how his friend died while trying a vegan diet because he needed certain properties in meat that most people need to live. She called him a liar and said no one can die on a vegan diet.
    She also thinks that the only way someone can be truly vegan is if they have the same beliefs as her

    • @taylor4915
      @taylor4915 3 роки тому +45

      there is this vegan who hates that vegan teacher and she says u can eat what u want and that vegan teacher said stop doing what your doing it’s wrong 😑

    • @elizableu5104
      @elizableu5104 3 роки тому +6

      Woah. What a nutter

    • @E0003-j9f
      @E0003-j9f 3 роки тому +19

      Omg for real! I lately saw a guy encouraging someone to stop eating meat, while that person clearly said that they will die if they change their diet. The vegan even said that he will be fine! That made me so mad, it's basically encouraging someone to die! And it's absolutely horrible that the vegan teacher disrespects someone's death like that! I have another reason to hate her now.

    • @anasfilmproj
      @anasfilmproj 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah she’s really toxic, it’s one thing to try to convince someone of your beliefs and leave them be when they don’t see your point of view but another to shove your beliefs in their face and call them stupid for not being like them

    • @stelachildescu925
      @stelachildescu925 3 роки тому +2

      You can also get iron deficiency from eating kale because it has a lot of iron

  • @mr_mc_flury_offical
    @mr_mc_flury_offical 3 роки тому +1209

    Vegan teacher: literally say cuss word when speaking abt God
    God: yo who is this chick?

    • @redrosie7798
      @redrosie7798 3 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @jlarsenify
      @jlarsenify 3 роки тому +14

      God kicked eve for eating a apple

    • @Brud7
      @Brud7 3 роки тому +4

      @@jlarsenify theres more to it then ur saying

    • @y.uqiyeon
      @y.uqiyeon 3 роки тому

      @lilstaargirl peepeepoopoo

    • @Bone_Chaser
      @Bone_Chaser 3 роки тому

      That’s what I was gonna say

  • @janoby9495
    @janoby9495 3 роки тому +531

    Daz: “I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me 😒”
    Everyone: AyO

  • @vxoovxoo
    @vxoovxoo Рік тому +2

    My chickens don’t even care about the eggs they produce 💀

  • @marcuswayne6713
    @marcuswayne6713 3 роки тому +226

    "Jesus didn't support this"
    Wasn't the last supper a passover meal, where they traditionally sacrifice a goat. Or is a goat now not an animal

    • @lauren3217
      @lauren3217 3 роки тому +5

      And He literally multiplied fish for the people of the city