DAZ WATCHES VEGAN TEACHER
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“So why are you vegan again?”
“I saw a sixty year old woman attempt to deep-throat a ukulele and I haven’t looked back since”
Please.... I- 💀😭
I saw this and it legit made me spit out my tea.
@@gooseberryjam1683 were you having a... tea party 😂😂
Omg I love it 😂😂😂
I uhhh dead 😂 💀
"Jesus doesn't support this"
'shows a picture of the last supper
Daz: *HERE WE HAVE, A GOATS HEAD*
We know what he did
@@kclemokc lmao exactly
@@kclemokc hah
@@kclemokc probably not gonna
Yep... that’s what he said...
“When I’m in the kitchen,all I want is chicken,so go and f*uk yourseeeeeeelllfff”
Thanks daz for the new WhatsApp quote
“i’m apparently mental for eating a chicken sandwich but it’s okay to have BOLTS out your head” always kills me 💀💀
Its a top teir comedy when he doesn’t even try
“You know that chicken didn’t sign a contract to be eaten”
Daz like: *you know I didn’t sign a contract to be yelled at for eating my food*
Ok well don’t be so consernd about what other people do
Hi I love ur vids and i agree
And I don't think animals like there food sources taken away to make vegan food plots.
A
Right, when Daz said that I was thinking along those lines too.
She literally told CHILDREN that they would go to hell if they weren't vegan
Innit
Wow. Not only am I gonna go for hell for being bisexual, but for also eating meat too. Great.
@@number4xiuslunala698 yo lets go together
@@feralzeeke yay! Thanks!!
@@number4xiuslunala698 us bi’s gotta stick together 💅
13:16 ‘when im in the kitchen all i want is chicken so go and fuck yourself’ get this man a oscar
3:33 "I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me"
Ikr
"So I asked my husband-"
"You have a husband?"
The Vegan Teacher: "Jesus doesn't support this"
The Bible: *literally sacrifices animals to god*
EXACTLY
In the Bible Jesus has Moses literally sacrifice animals to the lord in the tabernacle and as god told him to took all the blood of the animal splatter it on the walls and sometimes put some on his children as it cleanses the room and the people and keeps it holy
He also had the priest sacrifice an animal anytime someone sinned so they’d be forgiven he also had them do it just to keep giving burnt offerings to show their appreciation to him so I don’t see how god is vegan in any way
Sorry not Jesus god
@@whatishappening6860 im Christian I really respect what you are saying
That vegan teacher: “What the hell is in the toilet?”
Me: “The exact same thing that is coming out your mouth. Shit”
😂😂😂 IM DEAD-
STOP
No, GO
@@TA-qo2nv stop breath
Wooh! It’s funny cuz I was sitting on my toilet as I forgot my headphones somewhere and when I heard her say that I literally stood up and looked...
THE SESME STREET CHARACTER BIENG HER HUSBAND SAYING "are there any other vegan options?" IM DYING
13:10 goes way harder than it should of, I never realised how good of a singer daz is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
As a girl we don’t claim her
As a Christian we don’t claim her
As a person who believes in animal welfare we do not claim her
As a human we don’t claim her
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen, also where do we put her then?
@@seavoided under the vegetable patch 😈😈
“Jesus doesn’t support this.”
Jesus after feeding 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish* 👁👄👁 ✝️
God made animals for us to eat
@@luisguerrero671 true dat
✝️👄✝️
God made animals for us to eat and other animals to eat
@@nevydawn5710 please explain how if he made animals for us to eat ?
As a dyslexic, that is definitely my nightmare
"Im so convinced now im gonna go a lick a lettuce!!"
when Daz got the guitar out i just lost it lmao xD
“Alright chickens... FUCK”
I completely lost it that was hilarious 😂😂
“I want y’all chickens to look your partner in the eyes and just....BAGOCK”
LMAO THATS WHAT GOT ME
She’s band
Me too
Me to😂😂😂😂LoL
Same
She says stop animal abuse but she forces her own dog to eat vegetables
that’s fucked up. dogs- need😃 to eat meat
And she says " she l
Has lived 6 years" but my dog is a small dog and life span 9 years and she is 13 lol
Yeah people with an IQ as low as hers(-4,692,583,912) fail to realize that dogs are supposed to eat meat I mean look at their teeth their OBVIOUSLY supposed to be vegan( extreme sarcasm)
Dogs NEED meat to survive. They can Sometimes eat fruits, but they don't get the energy they need from it.
@@NoobsDudes exactly and the reason why they can eat some veggies and fruits is cause their prey ate those veggies
Hi there and thank you Daz for knowing that not all vegans are like her.
√√√√√
She looks like Jimmy neutrons teacher 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG I SEE IT NOW LOL
“I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me.”
-Daz Black
i legit had to pause the video and think abt my life choices when he said that.
I thought about my past and realised I've done it all wrong
I like your profile pic
heh
I love your pfp 😂
I love Daz’s philosophy: “If you’re not hurting anyone or yourself, and it doesn’t negatively affect me, do what you want.”
"YoUr HuRtInG tHe AnIMalS"
He is a better man then most indeed.
I love it
My way of life is to not hear but understand. If this was with everyone there wouldn't be as much suffering
Funny enough that's my philosophy too!
The Vegan Teacher: *talking about something serious* "They forcefully impregnated"
Daz Games: I wish someone would forcefully imprengnat me
Made me laugh so danm hard 😂😂
The fact he didn't even explain why he said that and just moved on with a completely different story
After she said animals r forced to be impregnated I was just like but teens and adult women r being impregnated everyday by being graped- y r u worrying bout an animal that gives humans proteins ? (Note i don't disagree with animal rights. )
That vegan teacher: what the hell is in your ass?
Daz: I don’t think that’s any of your business 😟
Made me laugh to death 😂😂😂
Her "This turkey has a mother and father"
Me "and they were probably delicious"
Well, it had a mother and father, but the cranberry sauce man
🤣
Thats what i said
oooooOOOOOoooooOOOooOOOoooOOoooOOooOOoooOOOoHhhhHHhhHHhhhHhhhHhhhHHhhhhHHhhhHhhhHh 🤣😂 PERIOD💅💋
Omg
y’all she’s not even a Christian. She’s claimed to be an Atheist. she’s just talking about Jesus to try to appeal to Christians
Which is horrible
@@radioactive_baby0706 I know she needs to be stopped
@@hyperactivegoofball mhm.
She's was virtue signaling in the most convoluted of ways
Ok, I am not really a christen, but um as someone who live with a Christian family and maybe Christian herself. She have no right to use the bible as a way to make someone vegan. It's just wrong to scared someone that they will go for hell of a non existent sin. This also goes to homophobic people. You're sexuality is not a sin. You're sexuality have nothing to do with your morality. The thing that determines if you're going to hell or not is if you had killed someone, stole, ect. For no good reason. You can kill someone for self defense because you won't think about kill the attacker/s, you will be thinking of you needing to defend yourself.
2:15 literally made me spit my ice cream everywhere 😂
3:33
Daz's confusion whilst watching some of these videos killed me 😂
“ not all vegans are not all preachy morons” this is the single greatest Daz quote
what about JACOB, YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE THE TOMANANANANA IF YOU DONT PUT YOU'RE FUCKIN SEATBELTBEBEBELT ON! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEE
“Jesus didn’t support this” ummm didn’t he Give like 5000 people fish
yes. yes he did. :)
edit: most likes i’ve gotten on a reply, thanks guys
edit 2. holy- 322 likes, this is almost more likes than on my best comment. thank you so much, 2021 is leaking in from the places where 2020 ended
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He did
that’s true
Yea and he drank milk and ate bread which isn't vegan. That lady is crazy
Juicy Melon Yup, yes, he did.
14:17
I wasn’t expecting him to say that and I choked on my hot chocolate
Daz pulling out the guitar and singing was epic and beautiful
That Vegan Teacher: "Jesus does not support this"
Daz: *Finds a picture of the last supper*
"That is a whole ass goat's skull"
Yes i also saw the video
“This turkey had a mother and father”
Yeah and they were probably very delicious
😂
😂
I’m dying-
@Madison Blackburn lmao 😂
😂
as a christian, we do not claim her
STOPP I SPAT ALL OF MY SMOOTHIE ON TOP OF THE SCREEN
Vegan: "That chicken didn't sign a contract you know"
Me: "yes an i didn't sign a contract to be born...did I?"
That’s right
nobody signed a contract to be lectured by a crazy vegan,haha.
@aporue 589
not a vegan but you chose to watch her videos
Yeah and I'm pretty sure all humans didn't sign a contract to die either.......it'd be kinda sad if they did
Same
Imagine this woman meeting Gordon Ramsey. I’ll pray for her.
She’s be dead by the time Gordon Ramsay walks in the room
Don’t pray for her
Gordon would probably make her into chicken nuggets 😭
@@liamdb2095 l won't
Gordon: I am not locked in here with you. You are locked in here with me
I am not going to hell she is because she was
✨SWEARING✨
But I don’t
✨SWEAR✨
😂❤
I swear..
Im down here with Satan guyss ❤❤❤
gotta love how she swears while apparently on the phone with God
"Jesus does not support this" WERENT ANIMALS LITERALLY SACRIFICED FOR FORGIVENESS FROM HIS DAD OR SOMETHING
Ohh in my religion god doesnt have a son or anyone for that matter but im assuming its chritianity that does, right???
Im not much of an asshole to act disrespectful, so i hope u take no offence cuz my intention was nothing but good.
Also this woman is NUTS.
The Bible does in fact mention that. God had the ancient Hebrew folk sacrifice animals to make atonement for their sins.
There is a verse in the Bible that says “Any living creature that moves about shall be yours to eat; I give them all to you as I did the green plants” Genesis 9:3. I don’t understand her either😂
YES
@@shamefulthoughts2712 Dont worry you arent being an asshole! im not even christian my parents are 😅
“Jesus doesn’t support this”
Me: lemme google wat was at the last supper
Daz: done and done
Okay, back in the "old" days, humans used to sacrifice lambs as an offering to God.
I was standing outside of a church once waiting for a taxi it was sunday and i heard that jesus ate a fish soo
@@zookrobe3749 :⁰0 nooo, really?
Remember ...if you don’t sin Jesus died for nothing
@William Ash woooooooooow
As a vegan (due to health), she makes me wish I wasn't-
HELPPP
so when vegan beanstalk said “stop what the hell is on your plate” I got a CHICKEN AD
She is acting like animals don't eat other animals
doggo exactly
@@thatveganchef112 FR
RIGHT
Ur pfp is great.
I love ur pfp
“Is this a joke to you?”
“No I’m hungry”
Every crazy vegan encounter I’ve ever had summed up
YES
I'm currently craving a chicken, cheese and salmon sandwich all of a sudden.
WHY IS BILLIE IN THE THUMBNAIL (ik shes vegan BUT WHY LMAO ) litterly love her shes such a queen
"Alright chickens"
" *F U C K* "
I wheezed
SAMEEEEE I DIED 💀
me too LMAO ✋🏽😭
i read this comment 1 sec before he said it lol
It was just like what the fuck....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I almost died lol so funny
This woman is honestly is the only joke around here 😂 she doesn’t realise what she’s doing
😂😂😂
Lol
the fact that i know her...
@@brittanyhall1456 sure you do
Besides Zoe Laverne, and also, we share the same last name
When ur teachers give you tons of homework 13:20
3:32 was disturbing
Also i love this -> 3:23, the “it cant be done-uh. It cant be done-uh.”
Really got me.
"Jesus was vegan"
The Bible: * literally eyes how he gave bread and fish to people * umm...
When ur a vegan fish doesn’t count as meat that’s what I heard a tik toker say but Idk if it’s true
@@amysummer9076 aha no that’s not how it works , I think that’s pescatarian which isn’t vegan
@@amysummer9076 i’m pretty sure that’s pescatarian, where you are basically a vegetarian but you still eat seafood.
@@amysummer9076Ok but isn't fish a living animal? And if there's one thing we've learnt from this video it's that eating animals is 'wrong' 😒
I was told that Jesus was a vegetarian. But idk 🤷♀️
As a Girl: We do not claim her
As a Christian: We do not claim her
As a Vegan: We do not claim her
As a Human: We do not claim her
as you are a person who copies other comments the bots claim you
@@wildcattuna4657 agreed.
As a Human: We do not claim her
As an alien: we do not claim her
As a freeze dried egg: we don’t claim her
TheVeganTeacher needs to stop eating veg and fruit as it kills the plants 😂😂😂
“I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me” - this made me laugh so much
"Jesus doesnt support this"
Also Jesus:
*Wants you to use animals for food*
Jesus:hehe 1 fish go brr
😂😂😂😂😂😂yes
*Click's finger's* Nice 😉.
Wow...
If he didn’t want us too eat them then they wouldn’t taste so good
She is making fun of Jesus
The fact that he just watches in silence and horror at the vegan teacher singing about the devil 😂
I love how Daz always still wants to see the good in pepole and still have respect and then not only the vegan teacher but everyone like Kay. Love you Dazz. Keep dazziling!
As a Christian, JESUS AIN’T VEGAN, he literally told Moses to tell HIS people to smear GOAT ALL OVER THEIR DOORWAY
Genesis 1:29
As a Christian, he gave humans fish to eat!
Yesssss
Imean god said that to Moses but STILL THE POINT STANDS GOD WASNT VEGAN
Yess thankyou I’m a believer of Jesus and god and this is true ☺️☺️😊
That vegan teacher: Jesus is *vegan* .
Jesus: *BRING ME ANOTHER GOAT HEAD*
HSHJABISHJIBI
Well said Millie
that part lightened my day.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣😄
You honestly make me laugh when you got out the guitar and started singing I was bursting out with laughter
just him bringing out the guitar was enough to make me crack up laughing
“They didn’t sign a contract to be eaten”
😎🤏😀🕶🤏
Me: I didn’t sign a contract to be born but I was still put here
i didnt sign a contract to have to pay to survive
Same
I didn’t sign a contract to die at the end of life
I didn’t sign a contract to eat but here we are.
I didn’t sign a contract to live in the United States
I clicked so fast when I saw that he was watching the vegan teacher
Same
SAME I WAS ON TIKTOK BUT I LOOKED UP THEN LOOKED DOWN THEN LOOKED BACK UP LIKE "wait a damn MINUTE"
SAMEEE
Same
OMG SAME HAHAH
When I think of daz singing I think of ‘hit or y’know if you don’t hit you might miss it and it’ll fall on the floor’ from the Jacob sartorious video and it kills me 😂😂
The beginning of this video was funny when Daz was describing the chicken doing it. 😂 She is scarier than a horror movie. If the red flag emoji was a person, it would definitely be her. 🚩😳 I also liked Daz song towards the end, It was actually good
The worst part about her “talking to god” is that she’s an atheist
I didn’t expect many like, thank you guys
Really???
And she is cussing to god lmao she said "what the fuck am i supposed to do?"
@@reny_b296 yep
and in the Bible they eat freaking meat so....yea. plus we were meant to eat animals as well as plants also biblical so i dont get this crazy nut job chick.
1 Corinthians 10:25
"Eat whatever is sold in the meat market without raising any question on the ground of conscience." this lady obviously knows exactly what she's talking about haha
“This turkey had a mother and father” I wonder if they were that delicious too
LMAO
Do we eat male or female turkeys?
LMAOOOO
deeppppppp hahahhah
@@swimm8329 both
i like how daz doesnt spend half of the video saying "like the video" "subscribe" "turn notifications on" he just gets right into it. thank you daz
I absolutely LOOOVE how I'm watching daz react to this, and I get an add for Omaha Steaks 🤣🤣🤣
Daz: "Alright chickens... *fnck* ."
Me: **dying of laughter**
Yes!! I almost peed my pants....
Same
She calls herself a Christian, but she doesn’t even know that God made animals for us to eat, and that Jesus wasn’t a vegan :)
Jesus peace be upon him
im not vegan but to be fair the bible is the worst go to for morals and how to care for the planet "multiply and fruitful" certainly got us fuckall but a planet on the brink of collapse.
@@snaxxwolf8016 Honestly the Bible has been so twisted over thousands of years that the text we have now isn’t even translated properly or severely edited for propaganda. There may have been some message of peace and love and kindness when it was written, but humanity has fucked it over so much that we have no idea what the original intention was. I just go by the ideology of “Treat everyone with love and kindness”.
Eat anything with a split food deer goat cow pig (lol were going to hell for eating chicken nuggies)
She has stated that she's atheist. She can't even keep her fictions straight.
Daz singing added tears to my life xD
Daz literally makes all of my days wonderful he is just so funny
Her: *Jesus is vegan.*
Jesus: "...Fed 5000 people fish..?"
He probably didn't even existed in the first place
@@SeparatiXAMV while the person did truly exist we will not know if he was the Messiah or a son of Mary
@@SeparatiXAMV I don’t care if you don’t believe in God. But don’t disrespect it please.
lmao there's a lot of sacrifices and meals in the bible that includes killing animals especially goats
LITERALLY. I grew up catholic, I'm an omnist, and I'm pretty sure hes depicted as omnivorous.
“Plants don’t feel pain”
“This girl is on cocaine”
Her tiktoks hurt my brain, this chicken is insane
All of her songs are just lame, oh its such a shame
Lol we all seen that one tiktok 😂
Im gonna throw her off a plane
Jesus this amount of likes in a short amount of time
we really need to talk about how daz is amazing at singing
It's 3am and I just burst out
laughing😂
“Chickens don’t have hands ... they can’t hold a pen”
Very inspirational. 👏👏👏
Wow I don’t have hands- 👁👄👁
@@leilawilliams5572 omg I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
@@Hellothere-kd6yp You didn’t offend me I’m just scared to speak and go to a freezer :)
My name and Prp looks like mine
Love it! 🤣♥️
Vegan Teacher: Jesus doesn’t accept this
Also Jesus: Let’s prepare a whole feast with goat heads and fish.
They do have a point
And the animal sacrifices. All of them.
@@rileycox1895 yes yes the animal sacrifices- *flash backs*.....yea......
3:16 lmao I can’t stop laughing, daz always makes me laugh, and makes my day so much better
When he starts singing got me laughing😂😂😂
She doesn’t realize this is going to make people hate her more.
@Evan Lu lol is it? Bwahahaha
@Evan Lu hahaha wtf😂😂😂
she does this on purpose for attention
she’s talking about God and Jesus and then says every cuss word that exists...
She also doesn't believe in them or any religion. She said she was atheist.
Hypocrite
She is a evil bully she attacked adam goen a very sweet person who was born with cerebral palsy then went and attacked Gordon Ramsey
god be like : yeah she’s a special one .....
*THIS WOMAN IS A HERETIC SAY EYE WHO HATE THIS WOMAN*
WhEn I’M iN tHe KItHEN aLl I WaNt Is ChIkEn😂😂😂 had me on the floor crying 13:25
I know I spelt wrong
I believe the bad spelling was on purpose. But whatever it ain't gonna kill someone
The song with the dancing avocado and songs similarly as chaotic play in near all of my nightmares.
I’m afraid to sleep. Lol
Her: why the f*ck aren’t you vegan yet
Me: because of youuuuuuuu
She gives vegans everywhere a bad name holy fuck
@@wrathofthelamb318 Oh, not only vegans. That was the worst representation of a hippie I've ever seen in my life.
@@wrathofthelamb318 and people in general it's because of people like her that the aliens are choosing to go to mars on vacation
I hate that she wants everyone to be vegan. HANDS. OFF. MY. CHICKEN.
@@person3951 I'm sorry but I love bbq ribs to much
“When I’m in the kitchen, all i want is chicken, fuk you” - Best lyrics of 2021
Facts
That says fook that’s how it says
@Elliott Lucas LOL
Wait for me it say one week ago
GO STRAIGHT TO HOLLYWOOD MEH GUY
We gonna ignore when he said “I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me” 😂😂😂
the amount of time I've spent replaying daz's song is unhealthy
Me : she is terrible at singing
Daz: pulls out a guitar
Daz : starts singing
Me : clapping even though it’s 12 am at night
Me : looking at this at 12 pm at night
12pm at *night*
Me: what
Me watching this at 12pm at night right now…. What is this? 😂😂
fax dough
*12 AM
Jesus: *makes fish for thousands of people*
Vegan teacher: "imma pretend I didnt see that"
😂
The facial expressions when he said “ OoH that’s was I should of had for breakfast AvAcaDo And PoAch EGgs
Vegan woman: God wants humans to be vegan and not hurt animals.
The same God: You must each kill a lamb and spread its blood on your door so the angel of death doesn’t kill your eldest child.
Pharaoh: My son is dead! Go and take the Israelites with you!
*endure waves drowning the guards*
And God saved the Israelites
Ye lol
He even made adam and eves clothes out of animal fur 😭
Vegan teacher: ‘Jesus doesn’t support this’
Daz: *pulls up a picture of the last supper*
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
This is why you shouldn’t let kids have UA-cam accounts
@George Lego Castle! this is why racism is existing
I watched this while eating a chicken sandwich 😭
She is murdering my brain cells 😭
This lady is just mocking Christianity and she also acts like that’s the only religion
When she is swearing lol
@@nicholasseyler2428 exactly
@@grimrepeatte111 ikr
Let's not forget she attacks every group of people
@@Sir-Thrash istg she pisses me off
"Jesus doesn't support this."
Um ma'am Jesus and his disciples ate lamb and drank wine on Passover-
Plus Jesus was depicted to always help fishermen- HELPING THEM CATCH MORE FISH- also she said that she's not even a Christian-
@@toyatodoroki1234 Wait, fish arent meat, are they?
@calzr r Some vegans cut out wine/alcohol from their diet, I just thought I should include that lol
@@TrulyABruhMoment no, but fish are animals
@@toyatodoroki1234 Oh i see.