You are most definitely a 10, Daz. Men who stand up for women and children, who are not afraid to show their emotions, who are great dads, and who can make you laugh, are a rare find these days; and you're all of those things.
I honestly died at when Daz started choking on air and then yelled after Linda, he sounded so god damn goofy. It made me choke on my food it was so funny. If you want to see the clip, here is the timestamp: 06:03
Everything about you is 10/10 Your laugh makes me laugh.. Some days I wake up not feeling great and start watching your videos and I feel a lil bit of happiness creep in and even laugh, even though im so depressed. Thanks Daz!!
Girl:”im going to be interviewed and they got me looking perfect, looking even more perfect than I usually look” “Okay now I know what I’m dealing with, A TWAT”I lost it 😂😂
daz, you are more than 10! you are amazing! ive nearly died laughing at your videos even my twin loves your videos and she laughs but not as much as me lol, my parents have questioned me because i was laughing so hard
Blossom Tv that’s smart. I usually do the same especially when I watch his videos. But I thought I would be safe grabbing a drink in the very beginning. I guess I was wrong LOL. And like you said at least it was only the case and not the screen.
Daz is honestly a 10/10. He's tall, handsome, funny asf, has a great personality and overall is just a chill person lmao I came back to this masterpiece to rewatch it 🫡
"I'd rather die hot than live ugly" "My grandpa would whoop your ass" So would mine! If I remember, mine is 60 something, and he looks better and a heck of a lot younger for his age than "hot" people. Not even joking
Oml you are so mean!!!! Looks - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
When he said "I dont think anyone is truly ugly.....I just thing were all stunning bitches" I love this man so much
Same lol wait are you army
His pinky is tiny tho 🥺😂💜
@@dramatickpopstan 😂✨
Fuck ya man
@@kaydencleveland8469 What was that for?
“i don’t think anyone is truly ugly, we’re all just stunning bitches.” - Daz
im gonna use this from now on
I was thinking the Same!!! I got to start using this!
Thanks for the idea
this will be my yearbook quote
The facts are real with that one
it’s the way he says “b i t c h e s” for me
*Daz Black*
Humorous, Woke, Attractive, Personality, Family man.
10/10
@Memes R Gr8 Daz is stellar
Nah, he's a 9.9/10
@@darkhafgor No he's Low Disk Space/10
daz is the most funniest guy I have ever watched/10
You are most definitely a 10, Daz.
Men who stand up for women and children, who are not afraid to show their emotions, who are great dads, and who can make you laugh, are a rare find these days; and you're all of those things.
he's a 20 fr
His self-confidence makes him a 10
No he’s a perfect 10000000
@Šùñkęñ Pãrådįšę he is just full of love.
Nah...
I’d say an 11😊
Wht about his low disk space
Matthew Dana 0/99999
Daz 10/10
The girl 0/10
That David Attenborough impression 100/10
Pizza The Hutt what impression, he was really there
Yes it was fabulous
The girl is a -10
100/100
You 0/10
*"It's Because you're being a BIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCHHHH"*
OK um... Loving your profile picture btw 😂
Yeeeeessssssss 😂
Y.e.s
Y.e.s
He’s like the teacher who pauses the video every 2.5 seconds lmaoo
Isn’t that the point of a reaction video 😭
English teacher (but u know thats the whole point ofa reaction video)
It's....a reaction video
“Okay now I know what I’m dealing with... A twat” omg I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
Bro same
Ikr 😂
Same
“I think we’re all just a bunch of stunning BiTcHeS.”
- Daz Black, 2019
Nina Mendes Am i the only one who heard stunning pigeons?
Nina Mendes hehe
@@birdsilvester4820 I heard it too 😂
Quote of the year
Lol 😂
his funny levels: high
his laughter level: high
daz: high
his disc space: low
😂
😂 lol
LOL
Lol
💀💀
Can we just appreciate how amazing his David Attenborough impression is
It's amazing
Daz? Fabulous
This girl? Dumb
Disc space? Low
Hotel? trivago
Leaf this needs more recognition
Yup
My whole perspective of life is different now, thank you for this wisdom
Leaf why isn’t this pinned and hearted
Agreed
Girl: iM hOt
Daz: hold my tea I’m about to end this whole girls career
Shadow Light this this is gold yesss yesss fuck yesss
I misread girl as gril lol
CHICKEN
You just combined two meme formats... legend
8:16 Daz is definitely a 10/10
Also I love that he called her a trollop, god I haven't heard that insult in forever
Got to appreciate that mating call.
Trollope, a classic insult. 👍
you forgot a 0 on the firSt 10
I like that insult lol my gf will wheeze when I say it 🤣
I agree. He may not be conventionally "hot", but he's the kinda person I could talk to for hours.
He has the whole package, smart, cute and hilarious.
personality10
sense of humour:10
content:10
laugh:10
overall 10/10
The way he said “LiNdA!” at 6:05 when he was choking was so funny😂
XD
Daz: I am a sexy bi-
*low disk sound*
Daz: YOUR RUINING MY JOKES.
“I think we’re all just stunning beaches”
Especially you daz ESPECIALLY YOU DAZ
I yes my gender is a beach 😂
I love how I read this at the same time he said it😂
12 out of10
Daz is a 10 for all of these: personality, humour, kindness, looks, smart and an amazing David Attenborough impression
No one:
Her: "they got me looking more perfect than usual, didn't know that was possible"
Daz: *internally cringes*
Her: "Old people are ugly."
Daz: "My grandpa would whoop your ass."
Me: I have seen old people look better than her with both looks and personality.
Haha
I would love to pronounce it as "my grand papa would hoop yo ass rn
For example, the queen. She's honestly really pretty for her age.
Betty White kept up with Her career up till the day she died , I think that’s amazing
Some people need a high five.....
*in the face*
*w i t h a c h a i r*
I know many people who need that
Let’s add to it. ...with a bulldozer
Wouldnt that be beautiful XD
N3rd C0re EXE more like a brick 😂😂
I say this phrase all the time lol
I honestly died at when Daz started choking on air and then yelled after Linda, he sounded so god damn goofy. It made me choke on my food it was so funny. If you want to see the clip, here is the timestamp: 06:03
Girl: I'm funny, I'm hot.
Daz: Haha that was funny!
😂😂😂😂
Omg I love this
She's about as hot as a dead snake.
Daz is always a: 10
His personality:10
His laugh: 10
His look: 10
So all together he is a
☟︎☟︎☟︎
😶I made it 40 I did it I did it I made it how it’s supposed to beee😁 my ocd is happy
Maddie .J. I made 45....suffer
@@jolzclark9472 nooo
@@jolzclark9472 it’s 50 now anyway
Would have liked but it’s at 69
She seems like the kids who would say, “ why are you homeless? JUST BUY A HOME! Duh! “
A twat? 😂😂
😂😂😂
I saw someone say that on twitter and I was like:
I saw a tik tok with a girl say that XD
Yo SoMoNe JuSt FoUnD a CuRe FoR HoMlEsSnEs
Anyone here from 2024
Me
Me too!
Me
Yuh
Yupp
i want daz’s confidence about his looks
Same bitch. Same.
Same here
Same
Yea
Same
“Now I know what I’m dealing with - a twat” - the most British thing anyone has ever said.
169 likes
6.9k likes
Most British quote is “TIME FOR A TEAA PARTYYYYYY!!!!!!”
Hell yeah she is so rude I mean-
Daz you're a straight 15/10, absolute madlad of a model
YES
Dovahkiin lol I agree
Everything about you is 10/10 Your laugh makes me laugh.. Some days I wake up not feeling great and start watching your videos and I feel a lil bit of happiness creep in and even laugh, even though im so depressed. Thanks Daz!!
Daz: how do you define hot?
Me: a brownie with vanilla ice cream on top.
Claudia16 yaaas!
Facts
facccssssssssssssssss
Yeaaaa I definitely agree
Claudia16 a warm brownie th-
His confidence: 10
His looks: 10
His personality:10
His laugh: 10
His pajama bottoms: 10
His disk space: Low
His laugh is a thousand!
@@ameliacurtis2009 100%
Copied comment
Hotel: Trivago
Lol😆
That ‘Linda’ at 6:04 is THE BEST ‘Linda’ there ever will be
Lughinda
A dying man determined to keep this youtube channel rolling, and filled with humouros jokes! 🤘
Yasssss
The face he made when he said it
I started crylaughing, it was too good.
I was gonna put Daz as a 7 but once I saw that pajamas shot, my mind changed and I gave him a 10/10
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"If you're Instagram famous you're actually famous" gurl I've never heard of you
So true and neither have I 😂
Me either and I’m addicted to Instagram 😐 never seen her before
Exactly what I thought lol
omg best cutback i’ve ever heard lol
I don't even know what u have to be to be classed as famous anymore, there's so many that r famous for nothing 😒😂
Daz: *makes 11 minute video with tonsillitis*
Me: what a legend
Easily an 12/10
Personality: AMAZING
Looks: FABULOUS
Hotel: Trivago
Heather Joubert obviously
Eh to every comment
Don’t you mean dazzling
@@nikitat8709 😂🤣
ITS BEEEN 4 YEARS AND THE DAVID IMPRESSION STILLLLL KILLEDDDDD MEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daz: "Rate me out of 10."
The Dazzlers: ....You broke the scale on my attractive metor
True
Yes yes and yes
m..... *metor*
That's for sure
@@SoulsBorneEnjoyer213 omg hi armin
6:04 when Daz is still on UA-cam at age 94, this is how he’ll be calling for Linda.
😂😂😂
@@el6689 omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died
Phahahaha 😂 that bit made me laugh so much
I can’t 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
her: “i’M sO fAmOuS” low disk space: “im actually more famous than you” haha
Bailey Sheppard true
SOOO TRUE
You are a 10
Damn right
Neerej Ramachandran actually i’m not 10. you can’t just asume people’s age just by their comment.
3:27 Daz, you’re not wrong. Keep it up dude, keep making people smile. ❤
Daz is the funniest and kindest UA-camr I have ever watched he can’t be measured in numbers
Measured in numbers,,, FAT JOKE.
Kind? 😂🤣
Just why?
Boba.bubble he is kind
“Old people are ugly”
Clearly this girl hasn’t seen Johnny Depp’s fine ass. Or the majesty that is Dame Julie Andrews. Both beautiful people.
ARMYY
@@Miito._.4 ARMY FIGHTING!! 💜💜
FIGHTING VOOR EEUWIG EN ALTIJD 💙💙💙💜💜💜
yes
Fuck off.
What about Danny devito? The absolut god
A great personality and good sense of humour can make a person 100 times more sexy. Nothing worse than an ugly heart!
Facts.
True dat
maria older agreed
It's so cliche to say, but it is so very true.
The David Attenborough impression got me rolling
“Ok, now I know what I’m dealing with... a twat!” This applies to just about any social interaction!
Daz: “How hot am I out of ten?”
Literally every subscriber: ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!
I agree
YASSS
Yos
9001
Yas
Girl: “There is about 67,000 followers looking at my profile”
Daz: “that’s cute...”
SummerBird especially right after Dr. Phil literally said, “she has 34k followers” like girl, 67k? In your dreams
Daz's looks 8/10
Daz's personality 10/10
Daz's confidence 10/10
Daz's jokes 10/10
So that makes daz a 100/10
Her: Old people are ugly
Daz: My grandad would slap you
😂🤣🤣🤣
Me: she is ugly.
lmao mine tooooooo
That shit was funny 😂😂
'Hot' is standing in front of a fire too long
'Smoking hot' is standing IN the fire
Yessir
Ha gottem
Smoldering hot is becoming one with the embers
Boiling hot is basically your whole channel
@@piscesqueenly1116 awww thanks
Daz: What am I out of 10?
Me: Well according to my calculations you are Dazzling/10
LMAO
LMAO
Shit your good at maths
nana kwame BAHAHAH
YES QUEEN
"david attenborough" saying "i don't give seven shades of fuck about them" absolutely floored me
Girl:”im going to be interviewed and they got me looking perfect, looking even more perfect than I usually look”
“Okay now I know what I’m dealing with, A TWAT”I lost it 😂😂
Ardmr06 _ same
Daz: How do you define hot?
Me: A thermometer.
GirlWarrior love it 😂
Lol
I wheezed
Lol 😂😂
Underrated comment-
He’s legit a 10 because of his confidence and personality periodt-
💯 agree with you
Was gunna say this first but you got it first
💯 and his laugh is adorable!
periodt!♥️
The fuck is a periodt
daz, you are more than 10! you are amazing! ive nearly died laughing at your videos even my twin loves your videos and she laughs but not as much as me lol, my parents have questioned me because i was laughing so hard
Daz’s confidence: 10/10
Daz’s beauty: 10/10
Daz’s videos: 10000000000/10
Daz’s humour: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Daz himself: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Just the facts👍
FACTS!!
Yes
yea thats just facts
That's alot of zeros
U right
I don’t think anyone’s perfect but honestly daz is the only exception. His energy is so admirable lol
True
His entire DAZ is so admirable
This girl: im insta famous
Me: i dont even know who you are
Anti UA-camr same though
That isn't funny but I will like anyway.
sAmE
Pyrsmatic it is funny since it's a meme (Thanos said this remember)
Lol same
Absolute 10 daz 6:36
man she spends all this money to stay trendy and “hot” while daz just throws on pjs and SLAYS
Trendy and hot ❌
Pjs and slay ✅
@@allegramanini8794I like dicky
Put on the pjs and slay the day away
Real
"Okay, now I know what I'm dealing with. A twat." This is gonna be a good one I'm not even 3 minutes in. 😂😂😂
This just proves that dazs videos and content, ARE AMAZING!!! they are funny, Intresting, and above all just.....
A JOY TO WATCH!
I have to agree, I tend to binge watch his videos because he makes me laugh so much! Definitely good content.
Daz:
Nobody:
Low disc space: right imma just make my move
😂😂😂😂😂
Soph :D bruh
😀😀😁😁😁😀😉🤟😉😆😁😀😁😀😁🤟😀😂😁😁😁😀😀😁😁😁😀😁😁😀🤟
Soph :D 😂😂 10/10 comment
LMAO
DAZ IS A 1000 OUT OF 10 HE SLAYING ALL DAY 🤩
Daz you are a... Hold on lemme calculate here...
-Sexy Beast (+3)
-Loving Father (+2)
-Kind (+2)
-Genuine (+2)
-Has Linda (+1)
10/10 !!!
LINDA
Silver Wing no your wrong. Daz In beauty alone is, 999999999999999999/10
@@markalvarado7884 you right, I must have miscalculated
No he isn't 10/10 he is . . . 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10
Damn right
"Nobody is born ugly, we just live in a society that hates difference." -Karma Akabane
true
YES KARMA THIS IS WHY EVERYONE LOVES YOU
TY everyone keeps saying that namjoon from bts made that up lmao
Ah yes assassination classroom anime, good times. Love karma akabane 😀
YES SO TRUE I LOVE KARMA
"When you're Instagram famous, you're actually famous". Damn, you better dig up Van Gogh, Isaac Newton, Da Vinci, Stan Lee, etc. and let 'em know.
Oof. I'm not emotionally ready to except that Stan Lee is gone...
@@bbninja3280 Honestly, who ever will be?
Rip Stan lee
Stan Lee, Robin Williams, Paul Walker and Steve Hawkins are probably the saddest deaths for me 😢
dont forget steve hawkins :D @@aliciaavery2302
Daz’s David Attenborough impression, i love it so much!!
The thing is....she doesn't even look that attractive 😂
Glowing Kestrel Yeah, she is pretty but if she went out without any makeup, I don’t think she’d be as cocky.
tbh she is reallyy pretty but her being that arrogant just automatically makes her unattractive n a bitch
Facts
ikrr LOL
She ugly
His personality: 10
His tea: 10
His laugh: 10
His confidence: 10
His caugh: 10
XD
His looks: 10
*loads gun*
Add another zero on every 10.
His looks 10 🤤🤤🤤
@@Timvhtim caugh?
She's saying that she's famous yet i have never seen this girl on instagram before😶
Same
Same
Ikr? If anything tho UA-camrs are famous... not Instagram stars XD
Same
Itz cause this is al staged
imagine having a 10 on personality, looks, heart basically all above! Love you Daz
Daz you a 12
Personality: FABULOUUUUUUUUS
Looks: BEAUTIFUL
"Now I know what im dealing with a TWAT" 2:09
-Me in school
-Me at home
-Me in a shop
-ME everywhere
Every main character has a villain.
Batman has the joker.
Superman has lex Luthor.
Daz has his computer notifications.
*w h e e z e*
This video should have been called
Watching a narcissist for 10mins
I don’t care if someone is ugly, if there are funny or kind then that’s a 10/10 for me
r u just literally sayin he's ugly? my g is not ugly HE S CUTE AF
@@sayangtihani no no. legit never said hes not ugly lmfao
@Evie Smallbone well i have a “rude” bestie, she’s pretty, she had an abusive childhood so. Yea,-
Your just sayin that so u look kind
No, No im not im an honest person
One day, Daz will call for Linda and she will reply 😂😂😂
LLucas I know right I keep going yeah when he goes LINDA i go Yeah!??
Still waiting on that moment! 😆😅
tysm for all the likes it’s the most i’ve ever got! 😊👌🙌
Daz: LINDA!
Linda: HOW ABOUT I YELL AT YOU!
Daz: WTF!
We will all be shook
“Now I know what I’m dealing with, a twat”
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone and cracked the case.
I am from India💁 and I Subscribed ur Channel dr 😉😘
At least it was only the case
I always lay down when I watch vids so crack proof
Shrine Princy that’s awesome
Blossom Tv that’s smart. I usually do the same especially when I watch his videos. But I thought I would be safe grabbing a drink in the very beginning. I guess I was wrong LOL. And like you said at least it was only the case and not the screen.
@@heathermcfarland6317 keep snacks and drinks on hand and lay down XD
FR DYING-
Daz's personality: 100/10
Daz's beuty: 10/10
Daz's humour: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Daz being himself; 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
".... and another Daz..."
*LOW DISK SPACE*
"Watches... *Gives the computer a death stare*"
Perfect timing...
😂
Someday he's just gonna destroy the damn thing and have done with it.
Courage Karnga oh for sure 😂😂
Yes😂
Daz is always a ten
His personality - 10
His looks - 10
Confidence- 10
Everything about this guy - 10
Agreed
True
Yas 10/10
No no no, he ain't 10/10 he is...
Dazzling
True
Daz?10/10
This girl?fake
Disc space?low
Hotel?trivago
Love that😂
Sssniperwolf lmao she does that (only fans understand)
And Im certainly not an sssniperwolf fan, there's only room for daz black and DanTDM in my life😂
xchloex?steals jokes
LLamaDrama Girl thanks 😂
If you tell me I'm wrong... wrong... I don't wanna be right... right... 🎶🎶
his personality and his confidence + the way he just is makes him a 10
helo fydors hat i am ranpos hat
Yaas queen
Fyodor’s hat has been through a lot
Lol
Yep
She bounced from being bullied to being the bully real quick.
Sophia that’s the affect that happens stupid smh
Puppygod222 Yt not always? the girl in the video is ignorant and arrogant
Every time when daz has yells LINDA! It makes my day a little better 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daz is honestly a 10/10. He's tall, handsome, funny asf, has a great personality and overall is just a chill person lmao
I came back to this masterpiece to rewatch it 🫡
"I'd rather die hot than live ugly"
"My grandpa would whoop your ass"
So would mine! If I remember, mine is 60 something, and he looks better and a heck of a lot younger for his age than "hot" people. Not even joking
so would mine and he is a veteran and he would not mind making a person what they truly are
“When your instagram famous you’re actually famous”
if she were famous she wouldn’t be on Dr. Phil
Oooooooo true
999999/10 for that ACCENT ACCURACY and THAT BOD
👇People who agree
He is british
i think she’s one of those people into the “dad bod”
Accent accuracy 💀 i dont even know what to say i-
@not brad thanks for the laugh
Number 400
3:19 Ryan Reynolds is the definition
Almost passed out laughing at that David Attenborough part (8:23)😂❤👏
😂!!!!
I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
She looks like a ✨t r o l l o p✨
Daz chart!
Humour - 10
Serious - 5
Looks - 10000
My rating is
Humour=17.89
Being load=100
Shouting random stuff=10000000
Looks=over 9000
Oml you are so mean!!!!
Looks - 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Humour 99999999999
Serious -800
Looks 6 googolplexian
My rating is Humour 10000000000 Serious 6 looks 99999999999999999999999999999999999
Wow that’s of the charts!
“Guys, what am I out of 10?”
Me: hmmm...
*camera falls*
Me: tEN.
OOF😂😂
Lmao I'm dead 😂😂
XD
10/10
ME ASWELL haha 😂
i mean come on now let’s be real daz is off the scales he’s just an icon defo needs his own reality show