Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Vic Tayback
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- Опубліковано 14 вер 2010
- Vic Tayback tells his favorite joke about a man who doesn't know how to give bad news to people.
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Naked man walks in to see the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist tells the man, "I can clearly see you're nuts"
Attaway. Short and sweet is the key.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? You don’t know? Well, you’re not coming over to my house.
What does an agnostic, insomniac with dyslexia do? He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
The nurse rushes into the doctor's office and says"doctor,there's a guy out here who thinks he's invisible."The doctor replies"tell him i can't see him."
Ha ha ha. It is a Russian-style style anecdote: they say it brief but it's lethal. They are good at such short stories.
My chiropractor is serious as a heart attack, but he always cracks me up.
I love it how he's doing his little cheers and applaud in the end 😂😂
A dog walks into a bar with a bandage on his foot and proclaims "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw"...
Years ago I was in LA at the Dennys across from KTLA I think it was Sunset Boulevard if I recall and I had a flat tire in the parking lot Vic Tayback put four new tires on my car took me to lunch and took me shopping at I think it was Norstrom we spoke on the phone occasionally and that was it I think he’s a Lebanese man he’s a super great guy what a heart.
And what class!!
My Uncle told me that he met Vic , probably back in the '70's , he said he was a really nice guy , he didn't mention tires or lunch , though .
A similar joke is about a man who is on holidays and phones his brother to see how things are at home.
Hi Barry, how're things?
Oh, not so good, your cat died.
Jesus Barry, you don't ruin someone's holiday by giving bad news like that.
No?
No, you tell a little white lie, if I ask about my cat, you say 'Oh she's up on the roof right now" or somethng, so I don't get upset and ruin my holiday.
Sorry, I never heard that before.
Well, OK, I guess you didn't know. How's Mom?
Ahh, she's up on the roof right now.
Ron Kelly, Royal Lepage that's the joke I thought was coming. It's a better joke.
@@silverback1518 aww 1
😂😂😂
After 3 months on the ship, the Ensign asks the Captain, "Captain, what do the men do for ,um, you know, sexual relief?"
The Captain says "See that barrel on the deck, there's a hole in the side of that barrel. Go try that".
The next day, the young Ensign says to the Captain "That was Great. Can I use the barrel any time I want?"
The Captain replies "Any time except for Friday".
The Ensign asks "Why not Friday?"
Captain replies "Because Friday is YOUR day in the barrel".
Lmaoooo
He had the best delivery of all the joke tellers on the special.
You consider this a well delivered good joke? Not in the slightest bit predictable..?
He is still funny TO THIS DAY!
I DIDN'T SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS "JOKE"MAINLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM DUE TO HIS ACCENT..THAT'D BE🤔🤷♂️🤨🤨HMM..!!??
Everyone remembers him as Mel on Alice, and it's easy to forget how he was a REALLY prolific character actor before that. He was on EVERYTHING...Mod Squad, Mission: Impossible (twice), The Monkees, Partridge Family, Star Trek, F Troop, All In The Family, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Bewitched...you name it.
On top of that, I could be totally wrong here but, regardless of the role, he just exuded the feeling that he was a guy that would be really cool to hang out with.
Is this guy dead ?
Jo Jo Krako: "I ain't never been 'rrested in my life!
He also played on T.J. Hooker
He died in 1990, Mission Impossible was released in 1996, you are probably confusing him with someone else (no idea whom).
@@floatingsara The TV series, "Mission: Impossible".
Man walks into a pharmacy and says "My friend tells me I need viagra for sexual prowess". The pharmacist replies "It will certainly help, as a matter of fact I take it myself". The man says "Can you get it over the counter?", the pharmacist replies "I can if I take Two".
RIP VIC TAYBACK
Some people just have a natural talent for telling jokes.......but Most people do not..and this guy.
I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS JOKE IS GOING TO BE FUNNY SO I'LL GIVE IT A PREEMPTIVE THUMBS UP/LIKE 😂👍..!!
He made a great hot-head LOL
Yes he did
I really miss this guy!
Wish he lived many more years longer longer and longer! Same with Patrick Swanzye Robin Williams and many others!
I have a recording of Flip Wilson from the 60s doing a variation of that joke. It's funny no matter what era it's from.
I didn't know Vic Tayback ever did stand up. A militarized variation on the "your mom was on the roof and we couldn't get her down" joke, which was so humorously portrayed in Spain, in the cave drawings of La Pasiega. On a side note, a comment left by one of the stone aged artists was deciphered to mean, "I've heard that one before".
Same thing on Noah's ark.
he didn't
I love Vic Tayback. Gone too soon !
May Vic Tayback R.I.P. Passed away 5/25/1990 age 60 from a heart attack.
Dad Joke: A man buys a Christmas tree and the vendor asks if he going to put it up himself - the man says NO - he is going to put it up in the living room - Boom Boom !!
Hi Mel. ❤️❤️ I miss these old days. Great chill time in life without all these phones computers. We were then able to get answering machines Nothing was so rushed.
I like it! 👍
Vic ! *KISS MY GRITS*!!
Vic Tayback is/was a solid Man in the industry! Played the role for what ever and it came out GREAT! There you go.
This was an example of an old, classic, clean joke one could say in public. Times have changed a lot. Jay Leno had some great dirty jokes, but suddenly when he became host of The Tonight Show, well, the jokes became as old and clean as the white seniors who watched the show.
White seniors ? Why not just seniors ? You’re ... you’re ...
... you’re something-phobic !! 😒
Ranks right up there with "why did the chicken cross the road ?"
Female Admirer to prove to the possum it can be done
it was a different time, lol
Mal big How does writing "lol" after a post make someone a d***head?
That was a good one.
What I don't understand is, is that these are such great actors and actresses from the 60s 70s 80s and some 90s and yet they don't use them anymore in anything, that's the whole tragedy of a lot of these stars that had these sitcoms sure they were and other things but sometimes they were not for instance the one program that they could have or would have been in made them famous but then that was it one hit wonders they call them but still a lot of great actors in the 70s era 80s era that they should be using today instead what do we have these hacks That Couldn't find the acting bug if it was late at night in a roach motel. And you don't hear about these people until you find out on the news that they died, that is the biggest shame of it all in Hollywood. They did bring back Judd Hirsch he played in taxi for all those that don't know his name, and that donut shop program which I believe is no longer on I thought he was great. Where do these actors go when no one wants them anymore? It's a shame
Mel. Kiss my grits.
I almost threw up on my cat when he got to the punch line.
I heard this when i was in the army, 30+ years later hehe
south park re-did that joke lol. good one
My favorite part is the second before I made the mistake of watching this
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Prick
Rodney D. could've told 15 jokes in this span.
AliensAnonymous and every one of them would be better.
Hey, my dingy is bigger than your whole Joke !!
15 !!! 15 ??? better make that 45 !
But that was Dangerfields' style and only his. So what's your point?
@@bubbadano1508 The point is exactly what I wrote. It was a declarative statement. -- You get no respect, I tell ya...
It’s all in the delivery.
@PEACEEASE108 What would you like to know about the Buddha?
THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR VIDEO (MEMORYSTAR)
two minutes of my life I will never get back
When did you ever get any time back?
Ha haaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I wish he was still alive today!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! Why the long face"
Actually a very good joke
It’s a great joke for all ages
I always hate to be the bearer of bad news.
This is a great one.
Sick joke
Rev. Stephen A. Cakouros Next time God sends out addendums to His Laws, please make it public.
Your most eloquent judgement calls for your title to allow you to vary from the Real Word... I wonder where.
Unexplained and too simple to warrent consideration, the comment instead incites my curiosity. In America, we hold high our own standards, and expect everyone else to do the same.
Civics classes in my youth taught me to be polite or explain myself. Shame I gotta point this out to a man of cloth who is to be doing the teaching of principles and priorities, yet while identifying himself as a man who gives advice, and then shunning an opportunity to make a point on taste and appropriate times for cander, he then befouls the knowledgablity of his chosen path.
Good luck.
I love Vic Tayback.
I love your hat
That’s the oldest joke in the book. I kept watching it, thinking no way will that be the punchline
FUNNY STUFF!!!!!
Two guys go to a wild party and get plastered. The next day, the first guy says, "Man, I got so drunk, I slept with the ugliest girl!" The second guy says, "That's nothing--I got so drunk that when I went home I blew Chunks all night." "So what?" says the first guy, "Everybody's puked after drinking too much at some point." "No," says the second guy, "you don't understand. Chunks. . . Chunks is my dog."
Sounds like Vic was actually in the Navy.
This is for the old guys: Vic Tayback was 54 when he did this. 54!! He was just a kid!!
lol funny
that was a clear picture for 1984
Vic Tayback-- telling a 45 second joke in just under a decade, ugh!!!
Kind of like the old Richard Pryor joke. Mr. Jones passed away. And he was a very big businessman in town. Everyone loved him and his wife and they didn't know how to break the news to her. The townspeople decided that Lawyer Calhoun would break the news as he was the smoothest talker in town. Lawyer Calhoun goes to the house and rings the bell. Mrs. Jones answers and he says, "Good day, Ma'am. Is you the widow Jones?" She replies, "No". Lawyer Calhoun says, "Da hell you ain't"
reno145 three men are cleaning windows when one of hem falls thirteen floors down and dies. "One of us should tell his wife." says one of the collegues. "I am not gonna tell her." the other says. So the first one went. And comes back with a case if beer. "What's this? I thought you were gonna tell his wife that Frank died?' "I did. I rang the bell, a window opens on the first floor and a head pops out. I said: "Are you widow Jefferson?" She said; "My name is Jefferson, but i am not a widow." And i said; "Wanna bet?"
reno145 i
funnier than the video
reno145 .... had to be there ?
craigk621 lol
If the ensign is on the bridge, how can he see the guys lined up on the fantail?
“Morons!!! I’m surrounded by morons!!!”
I loved Vic Tayback he disappeared too soon
Better than most on this network.
Where did they find the names back then?
This would be a good Norm Macdonald joke
How long was that gonna go on???
Some things don't get better with age ..
Read the title of the video - it is the funniest joke he knew, that is why he did sitcoms and not stand-up.
I don't get it???
It's not a bad joke. This joke would have been far more enjoyable if it wasn't labeled the "Funniest Joke I Ever Heard"
No shit right? As if we all haven’t heard it millions of times before from Macfarlane.
Only 2.8k likes after 1.3 mil views? Seems about right. That wasnt even a joke.
On that same ship there were FOUR SKIN DIVERS used for circumcision of Wales ...😎
Lol the South Park used this joke in Quintuplets
Not so fast there, Kaputnik.
WWII vets liked that joke, I'm sure. It has to a lot to do with the idiocy and incompetency many of them dealt with when answering to new, young officers during the war. So the joke just on its face is silly, but when you really knew an idiot like that, a joke at their expense is funnier.
You’re telling me there was only one Smith on that entire ship??
R.I.P. Vic Tayback
saw it comin from waaay out
Rip Vic.....
carface from All Dogs Go To Heaven
i don't get it.
Really. Funniest joke ever. Hmmmmm.....
If you didnt like that joke you kiss my grits!
"NOW HERE THIS! NOW HERE THIS, ANNE MARIE! ANNE MARIE, YOUR BELOVED DOG, CHARLIE BARKIN HAS DIED! THAT IS ALL!" - Carface Carruthers
at least all dogs go to heaven....... >.>
I don't get your comment and I don't want to! 🚫
@@Chip-Chapley U said it 😎
lol!
NOW HERE THIS...THAT IS ALL
😂😂😂
This guy makes Raymond J. Johnson Jr. look funny.
Still waiting for the funny part.
i imagine a LOT of things need to be explained to you...
It hasn't happened yet, maybe next week
I thought it was fuggin hilarious!
What is a brand new Ensin?
An Ensign is the lowest ranking commissioned officer in the Navy.
Fella walks into a pub, he says "You're the new landlord here, you only moved in a couple of weeks ago didn't you?"
Landlord says "Aye, and I've made a few changes. Opening night tonight, we've got sandwiches laid on, snooker and pool in the back room, fitted carpet. We've spent a few bob in here.".
Fella says "Listen pal, don't get too bleedin' busy. I've been coming here for twenty five years and we've always had snuff on the counter. You get some snuff on that counter, that's a tip for you. I'll be back myself later, good luck with the opening night.
Landlord thinks "Where the bleedin' hell am I gonna get snuff from at this time of night?". Ooh, and he gets this dog shit off the pavement. Dries it out, grinds it into a fine powder, puts it in a beautiful silver box on the counter.
Fella comes back, he says "Now you're talking. The lads will appreciate this." and takes a pinch of snuff up each nostril. "You've no idea what this will mean to the lads. I've been coming here for twenty five years... can you smell dog shit in here?"
Landlord says "There's no dog shit in here pal, my wife hasn't stopped cleaning for a fortnight.".
"Well I can smell it.", the bloke said. "Phoo, It's getting worse. It wreaks in here.".
Another fella walks through the door, the bloke says to him "Can you smell dog shit in here?".
The bloke breaths in and says "No, I can't smell anything.". Walks up to the counter, takes a pinch of snuff up each nostril and says "I tell you what, that snuff doesn't half clear your head, I can smell that dog shit now.".
Did you say that with a stiff upper lip or as it practice for when they kick you out of the comic lineup?
Mel !!
Oh dear, how to give Vic Tayback the bad news.........
I do not think any war has lasted as long as that joke.. But did like him in Alice.
Ships have 'Batteries"?
A battery is a group of sailors.
Ships that go in the ocean have two batteries. One is a salted.
Hey Mel, now that the joke is over could you burn one take it through the garden and pin a rose on it to go?
Never build up a joke
That’s a variation on a joke Henny Youngman said.
Tankedy Tank Tankedy Tank
It's a good joke for kids mostly.