I have fully assessed my 4 year old son. He was eating dirt. "Dam it he will be Army." Saw him licking a window, "Dam it he is going to be infantry." Caught him eating crayons, "Dam it I'm raising a marine!" His momma don't know but I do.
@@Laczek_Bambo He had anemia, once we got his iron levels back up he stopped eating dirt. I just like to joke about it because he checked all the boxes to be a marine. I come from multi generational military family and we like to rip on each other and the service branches we joined.
Can we all just appreciate how much enthusiasm Nikko has for these fails, I find this hilarious in a good way, and think it is amazing, Keep up the good work Nikko,
I loved being an Infantry Grunt because every day involved repetitive morale-building beating, tazing, and eating food which tasted like depression. Rah.
During MCT, the instructors said remember they have been out here for the past week just like you with no shower. Do you really want a grill cheese that bad? During deployment, when a female looks good in full gear with flack on, you know you've been there too long
I have fully assessed my 4 year old son. He was eating dirt. "Dam it he will be Army." Saw him licking a window, "Dam it he is going to be infantry." Caught him eating crayons, "Dam it I'm raising a marine!" His momma don't know but I do.
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He has pica
@@Laczek_Bambo He had anemia, once we got his iron levels back up he stopped eating dirt. I just like to joke about it because he checked all the boxes to be a marine. I come from multi generational military family and we like to rip on each other and the service branches we joined.
Keep him away from water.
😊😊😊😊
"My necks broken"
Have you tried drinking water and changing your socks?
Dont forget the motrin 800mg
Here's some extra strength Tylenol.
4:14 the fact that Nikko started to say it had me dead
Nruv
The one with the Japanese warship had me rolling
Can we all just appreciate how much enthusiasm Nikko has for these fails, I find this hilarious in a good way, and think it is amazing, Keep up the good work Nikko,
I always wonder where he gets his energy from!
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
Fails and Nikko the bestest combo ever 🖤🙌🏼
Vids need to be longer.
💀
Most Bestest!!!
Nah, Narrator and Nikko is the best combo
Nah lemon curd and peanut butter
The sad thing is walking him to the army recruiters is getting truer and truer
My dads been in the marines for a little more than twenty years so I definitely feel these.❤😂
I loved being an Infantry Grunt because every day involved repetitive morale-building beating, tazing, and eating food which tasted like depression. Rah.
USMC the only branch where you sign up to suffer… but look really damn good doing it 😎
@@artistnbl8883 Ok now I KNOW I’m gonna fucking suffer once I enlist. Thanks:)
Noooooo I missed this stream… looked damn hysterical watching my Devil Dogs in the wild. Rah rah rahhhhhhhhh purple crayons for life 😂😂😂😂😂
Man as a machine gunner I wish I cared about my ears more back then. Freedoms ringing 24/7
Funny but true! I was the only female in Navy PT and one day we trained with marines and they were all like they never seen a female before 😂😂
Niko is the real recruiter
Marines are all tough until they think no one's looking 😂😂😅
Thanks for the great content Army. You’re always on fire 😂😂
but this time, the grass was too ;)
"Deployment goggles" got me dead 🤣🤣🤣
“Crazy? I was crazy once”
Ah shit, here we go again
7:34 Dude dropped the guy hiding before he dropped the trash he was carrying, no flinch 😄
During MCT, the instructors said remember they have been out here for the past week just like you with no shower. Do you really want a grill cheese that bad? During deployment, when a female looks good in full gear with flack on, you know you've been there too long
Can't go wrong with Nikko's content! Love it💙
Army now Marines LETTSSSS GOOOO
2:30 "it can be complicated. Still not a 'no'". Braaaah, I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Marines are such loveable goofballs. 🤪
These are my favorite videos because we got the dumbass and then we got the funny ones
Loved being able to roll up my sleeves
Love the marines! Less go!
Bro, I love this guys videos
Younger brother was Marine. Said what I put him through growing up was way worse than boot camp. 👿
Love all the crayon eaters out there 😂
Soldier: sir my necks broken
Instructor: are you dead
Soldier: no sir
Instructor: you’re fine
Bro was straight up recreating Rat Tunnels from Nam
3:54 "hey sir why are they turning the gun barrel at us?"
POV: when the marines learn from the vietnames
If being a pilot doesn’t work out for me I’m just gonna enlist to the Marines
when you been down range for a min and can smell the nice shampoo smell coming from the female showers.
4:02 This was so goddamn hilarious xD
These are great, Resect to Nikko!
I would love to see more marine fails. Niko your content is amazing thank you
Aye the rock one aint wrong😂 my buddy and i found a big ass rock in bootcamp and he still has that rock, we named him Wock and hes now pfc wocl
more... MOREEEEE ahahha love these vids ahah
Seriously? We were using magnet rails for our ribbons over a decade ago in the Navy. Catch up, guys.
Filling up the cantine had me dead and homies legs 😂😂😂💀💀🤣🤣
Another amazing video. Well done Nikko👏🏾
Just in time you saved me from boredom 😂😂
Thank you for these amazing military tictok fails
The Rain is fun to run through, chill all you people who hate it
i love nikko best way to make people laugh🎉
4:20 that one friend squad during the school lunch
I’m so stoked to hear you think my MOS is the most badass hahaha 0331 here baby, wanna know how the grim reaper feels? Ask a Marine Machine Gunner… 😂
PTSD is kicking in after this video from the military 😂
I love watching these videos
As my recruiter says “hey wanna join the army, too bad, we’re marines”
I love your vids and they are funny af
its a portable gf
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Ok these are great thank you Nikko ❤
6:17 that not the Marine Corps that’s the navy they need to transfer
i love your content
Cool Thumbnail
Thank you so much for the Southland Tales clip.
0:57 pov you left your husky at home alone for a minute
LOVE THE VIDS KEEP IT UP DUDE💙💙
I love the United States, Marine Corps because my dad was in the United States Marine Corps. They are funny and crazy
Smash: "You know if they got high thighs they down bad ngl."
I wonder when recruiting is going to discover creators like Nikko.
I swear Nikko's videos always have me reassessing my life! 😂
I love the vids man
we dont call them fox holes, we call them fighting holes :D great video
Nikko you always find a way to make things funny, and it makes me laugh so hard
I remember running a mile everyday for like two months waiting to go to the AF
This is the only dude that has me laughing out loud
W crayon fails
Keep it coming Niko
7:55 My dad's collection are all Pins! no snap bars, no sliding....Pins....Even my mom's were pins! You people with your snaps...damn! Wuses!
Orah marine!!!!🪖🖍️👨❤️💋👨
1hour squad where you at
Bro opened the door for his soul 7:13
God this was a blessing 😂😂
Love your videos
MARINE CORPS! Love you guys
i love these vids make my dam day haha
Thank you, Marines that are supporting Japan and their anime making it’s the best
This guy is hilarious
Love seeing snaprack being represented 💪🏻
Them Wookies look real good after a while. Desert goggles real strong
5:57 LOL, did Army dirty.
I love how Nikko laughed at his own video 😂 🫡
1:39 you know its bad when the MARINE tells you to calm down
showing the body pillow to the JDF was top tier. Having a 240 is the best position in the army and marines
2:10
That youngster graduated like a boss in the end.
We need to talk about how nice that rock was 😂
9:30, It's a Fleshlight lol. Homie lost the endcap for his.🤣
Dude, Amberland, thanks for your service Marine!
DAAAAAMN, bar boy bout to make me act up...
To anyone who has passed out on Parade can really relate to the moment at 5:46
Great video
3:07 😂 diabolical but accurate
3:09 imagine he comes back with no fucking legs
Holy shit you have 2 million followers now he’ll yea man keep it up. Love your context
Just imagine doing a calibration with Robbie Riggle. That’d be hilarious and amazing