Jimmy Kimmel's Oscars Monologue 2018

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  • Опубліковано 3 бер 2018
  • Jimmy's opening monologue from the 90th Academy Awards. #Oscars
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  • @michellec269
    @michellec269 5 років тому +1513

    When Timothée was on Jimmy Kimmel, he asked Jimmy not to roast him, but he most certainly was😂

    • @mdtorres_76
      @mdtorres_76 4 роки тому +44

      No peach jokes, no peach jokes please :-D

  • @markmagana2149
    @markmagana2149 6 років тому +1015

    Meryl "I get mentioned every year in the Oscar's monologue" Streep

    • @chase520f5
      @chase520f5 6 років тому

      Mark Magana damn Joe Rogan Represent

    • @markmagana2149
      @markmagana2149 6 років тому

      Chase520 G. Joe Rogan is the ish bro 💥💥

    • @raulsanchez9795
      @raulsanchez9795 9 місяців тому +1

      It has to stop

  • @vaharan92
    @vaharan92 6 років тому +4360

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone was hilarious

  • @Rex67Diego9
    @Rex67Diego9 6 років тому +5948

    really you couldn't even insult matt damon at least once?

    • @Ayush1206
      @Ayush1206 5 років тому +2

      xD

    • @mollygallagher5916
      @mollygallagher5916 5 років тому +55

      bro he wasnt even there . no point

    • @Pag0017
      @Pag0017 5 років тому +6

      Was it not because of the "tiny" scandal about him? That is why he also did not appear for a cameo in Ocean's 8. He was occused for being not totally honest about the Weinstein-thing if I remember right.

    • @dearjohn13
      @dearjohn13 5 років тому +26

      He roasted Matt Damon in another oscars

    • @adammurtaza
      @adammurtaza 4 роки тому +5

      @@mollygallagher5916 he was and made fun of

  • @Tina-dg3tq
    @Tina-dg3tq 5 років тому +2696

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone is priceless.

    • @Mamajoanie123
      @Mamajoanie123 5 років тому +3

      Tina Gegova why? I didn’t see that

    • @griffeysarmiento
      @griffeysarmiento 4 роки тому +1

      Lifeify why was she laughing at her?

    • @rynafelinbongapat7076
      @rynafelinbongapat7076 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe because Emma has implied that Warren lied in his explanation how it went wrong but Jimmy confirmed that warren was telling the truth.

    • @me-eh
      @me-eh 4 роки тому +15

      @@griffeysarmiento because on the previous oscars they got wrong, they mentioned La la land as winners of best picture, and Emma acts in that film.

    • @esq5011
      @esq5011 3 роки тому +3

      good for you!!! 1k up when someone made the exact comment a year before you. I gotta start doing that.

  • @asvpfern
    @asvpfern 6 років тому +6596

    Guillermo should host next year

    • @31072gab
      @31072gab 6 років тому +27

      fern
      an de winerr ij
      Hahahaha
      (Im not native of the Eng language either)

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 років тому +5

      fern omg yesss

    • @oinkpiggin
      @oinkpiggin 6 років тому +63

      Not gonna happen. ICE is looking into his immigration status and he will soon be deported.

    • @asvpfern
      @asvpfern 6 років тому +2

      Gaby J. that was perfect lmao

    • @jakeblanewhal6811
      @jakeblanewhal6811 6 років тому +1

      YES!

  • @onemanentertainment6883
    @onemanentertainment6883 6 років тому +2435

    We need a oscar for stunt work!

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 5 років тому +180

      OneManEntertainment I don’t think Jackie Chan has that many shelves man.

    • @annakaren655
      @annakaren655 5 років тому +1

      YES

    • @rbk00006
      @rbk00006 5 років тому +3

      @@supermariofan03 lol

    • @JTBvloger
      @JTBvloger 5 років тому +49

      @@supermariofan03 I don't think Tom Cruise has enough either

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 років тому +9

      And Keanu Reeves

  • @NathalieOrellanaaa
    @NathalieOrellanaaa 5 років тому +1825

    Meryl Streep looked so beautiful but she kinda reminded me of the fairy from Shrek.....

  • @traumtanzerin5892
    @traumtanzerin5892 5 років тому +601

    Jennifer just straight out laughing at Emma is my favourite thing :D

  • @xls501
    @xls501 6 років тому +1574

    0:54 Jennifer is me when my bff is embarrassed

  • @mateosilva1229
    @mateosilva1229 3 роки тому +164

    4:16 RIP Chadwick Boseman

  • @saiki8700
    @saiki8700 3 роки тому +109

    came back to watch this and seeing chadwick breaks my heart rip ):

  • @mr.g9931
    @mr.g9931 6 років тому +449

    It's really great that they're uploading his monologue on here within an hour or two, instead of me searching all over you tube to find it a few days later. So good job guys.

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 років тому

      Ricemaster Supreme less than 30 mins

    • @mr.g9931
      @mr.g9931 6 років тому

      Even better

  • @TheZuhaabtemuri
    @TheZuhaabtemuri 6 років тому +2107

    Came for a chance of Matt Damon joke, left cause there was none.

    • @marcwillemmanalo5104
      @marcwillemmanalo5104 6 років тому +32

      Zuhaab Temuri did you finish it? There was.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 6 років тому +8

      *_ikr those 2 are mortal enemies_*

    • @db3919
      @db3919 6 років тому +39

      Zuhaab Temuri came for guillermo, cried because no guillermo

    • @bigcheezhed
      @bigcheezhed 6 років тому +8

      db Guillermo Del Toro was shown...

    • @FA-fe8py
      @FA-fe8py 6 років тому +26

      They didn’t hVe any time for him.

  • @MozartHerbert
    @MozartHerbert 5 років тому +887

    In EVERY Oscars you can see Meryl's husband really awkward in the audience, maybe he's too shy.

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 5 років тому +25

      She marries men she can control.

    • @gregfaber3417
      @gregfaber3417 5 років тому +110

      @@Danlovar cuz you know her personally

    • @davidmolina3556
      @davidmolina3556 4 роки тому +72

      @@Danlovar Funny that you speak in plural when she has only married this one guy and it was 41 years ago. Sooooooo

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidmolina3556 you marry women you can control.

    • @FANOFWAR34
      @FANOFWAR34 4 роки тому +5

      the unreal player please tell every woman you meet exactly what you believe, see how that works out

  • @justlooking3649
    @justlooking3649 3 роки тому +314

    He’s a great host...delivers his jokes and moves on whether you laugh or not...I love it

  • @Bookshelf.-
    @Bookshelf.- 6 років тому +1231

    "This is history happening right here." Boss Baby gets nominated for an academy award

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 6 років тому +83

      Suicidal Taco The Emoji Movie should've won all the awards

    • @yeetitup4397
      @yeetitup4397 6 років тому +6

      Doc Smith I second this

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 6 років тому +3

      If you disagree with the Academy, then the Academy isn't what you think. Correct your mind.

    • @chango6996
      @chango6996 6 років тому +5

      Yes the academy is about liberal agenda, in other words its bs with Sugar coating

    • @abdirisakawes6544
      @abdirisakawes6544 6 років тому

      Suicidal Taco 😂

  • @Kordops
    @Kordops 6 років тому +1183

    I just want the dundie awards to come back

  • @gracedonfield1047
    @gracedonfield1047 4 роки тому +168

    7:30 both timmy and tom on screen at the same time

  • @yuvrajkadam9845
    @yuvrajkadam9845 3 роки тому +85

    RIP Chadwick Panther 🖤 🖤🖤🖤

  • @Bigtank-rd7nb
    @Bigtank-rd7nb 6 років тому +459

    I wish Ricky gervais would host the Oscars just so we could see him humiliate someone.

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 6 років тому +2

      since the Oscars have a black eye right now... they had to go w the nice guy to get the general public back.

    • @HedonisticActor
      @HedonisticActor 6 років тому +2

      Jimmy Kimmel didn't need to insult any celebrities; his Mean Tweets segment does that already.

    • @techo4Ugeeks
      @techo4Ugeeks 6 років тому

      Bigtank96 96 he's the best

  • @DavidHernandez-dz6bd
    @DavidHernandez-dz6bd 5 років тому +381

    I'm on a marathon of Oscar monologues and after watching this I'm tripping thinking, "wait, who hosted the oscars 2019??" Completely forgot there wasn't one lol

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 4 роки тому +10

      Nor was there one in 2020!

    • @mikewriter
      @mikewriter 3 роки тому +5

      Better without a host, imo

    • @mangkanor9890
      @mangkanor9890 3 роки тому +2

      There wss a dialogue im 202o oscars from chris and steve

    • @David1121Tito
      @David1121Tito 3 роки тому +4

      @@mangkanor9890 and boy did they have fun “not hosting the Oscars”😂

    • @aisxviijshdk
      @aisxviijshdk 2 роки тому

      Hi. I'm doing a marathon of Oscar monologs too and there wasn't a host in 2019?why?

  • @purplegirl2366
    @purplegirl2366 6 років тому +1008

    Timothy is gorgeous...

  • @sameerkashyap1750
    @sameerkashyap1750 5 років тому +149

    This year when you hear your name. Don't get up right away. Give it a minute.

  • @69erbaron72
    @69erbaron72 6 років тому +822

    ricky gervais would have crushed those hollywood hypocrites.. everybody in this room knew about weinstein!!

    • @bigboy7621
      @bigboy7621 6 років тому +9

      yessss

    • @Bobsnarls
      @Bobsnarls 6 років тому +7

      Proof that they knew about Weinstein? You did see Jimmy called him out too right?

    • @jamiejones700
      @jamiejones700 6 років тому

      69erBaron ! I

    • @jetman1895
      @jetman1895 6 років тому +36

      For real, Gervais is gonna roast those hypocrites

    • @RahulKumar-ng2gh
      @RahulKumar-ng2gh 6 років тому +24

      Completely agree brother, a bunch of hypocrite praising each other

  • @kyonshinkarate3346
    @kyonshinkarate3346 6 років тому +1385

    *-An the winner is : ....*
    ~LA LA LAND !

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 років тому +44

      Everybody there was a mistake, the winner is Moonlight

    • @mufidansory2697
      @mufidansory2697 6 років тому

      QuelloCoreanoᄅRivailleCraftᄅ lmao 😂😂😂

    • @grandezio6964
      @grandezio6964 6 років тому +1

      Dont say it!

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 6 років тому +4

      One punch man should've won one. Ah well, second season then

    • @thehive378
      @thehive378 6 років тому

      *and

  • @diianiitomlinson9573
    @diianiitomlinson9573 3 роки тому +81

    07:16 *Timothèe is missing "paw patrol" to be here tonight* HAHAHA I LOVED IT! Timothèe is an amazing actor omg!! I can't get enough of him ❤

  • @agnhi
    @agnhi 5 років тому +1213

    Robert Downey. Jr should host the next Oscar... :)

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 5 років тому +12

      Reza Hermawan we all want it

    • @zahranistikmal5028
      @zahranistikmal5028 5 років тому +48

      marvel fan boy detected.

    • @mitaxo3531
      @mitaxo3531 5 років тому +31

      robert downey jr. should win the next oscar

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 4 роки тому +22

      @@mitaxo3531 for what? He hasn't had an Oscar winning performance in years.

    • @daffaaudi777
      @daffaaudi777 4 роки тому +12

      Figs3 he deserves it after performing tony stark in endgame

  • @TraderTimmy
    @TraderTimmy 6 років тому +127

    Excellent opening by Jimmy. He really knows how to carry an audience. He also knows how to handle important issues of the day with grace and comedy. Well done Jimmy. You are one of America’s best!

  • @alexanderbrooksify
    @alexanderbrooksify 6 років тому +378

    *looks at comments*
    *regrets it immediately*

  • @Ring0fSaturn
    @Ring0fSaturn 6 років тому +33

    Jimmy Kimmel was a great choice for the 90th Academy Awards. He's respectful, funny and has great timing.

  • @Chairchaser6677
    @Chairchaser6677 3 роки тому +25

    4:16 my man Chadwick Boseman
    Rest in peace King

  • @zlamelie
    @zlamelie 6 років тому +1506

    I watch Jimmy's show regularly and I find him funny as well as compassionate, which is a perfect balance. But he's usually more savage than this, and it seems to me that the Academy Award people/the writers censored him a lot. This was very average and sorry to say; not as nearly good as the year before. Having said that, I still think he did a decent job and would love to see him host again but next time with more freedom to his speech. Free Jimmy!

    • @bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780
      @bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780 6 років тому +16

      Jimmy Kimmel sucks hes only talent is to being hypocritical

    • @Stopwar1234
      @Stopwar1234 5 років тому +10

      zlameli really?i love it because he spoke from the heart about important issues. If I want savage jimmy I go to his channel

    • @primitivespongebob1178
      @primitivespongebob1178 5 років тому

      zlameli don’t know what you‘re on about, was good and savage as usual

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 років тому +1

      It's because in 2017 he wanted to host the Oscars whereas in 2018 he never wanted to host but was kinda forced to as nobody else wanted to host.

    • @yashwanth8841
      @yashwanth8841 4 роки тому +1

      @@bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780 yeah 😂 why would they make jokes about Democrats when they have biden & Obamas in their orgy.
      freedom my ass. So that he can show fake disgusting things about trump as if he is the most honest man on planet Earth. Talks about Weinstein and respecting women and he himself talks disgusting things about women and does sexual things on his shows objectifying woman and there is a video of him interviewing women in streets asking them to feel item in his pocket but simply baiting them to touch his dck and passing it off as a joke. No wonder you people voted for trump (except some libtards
      living in cities and illegal immigrants)

  • @Sershine
    @Sershine 6 років тому +65

    A lot of respect to him for stepping up to doing this. It takes a lot of confidence! Great monologue I think

  • @jamthoughts
    @jamthoughts 5 років тому +39

    Timotheeeeee!!! I love him soo muchhh.

  • @notshadoh5664
    @notshadoh5664 3 роки тому +17

    RIP chadwick Boseman may your soul be with us!!

  • @filmandglory3299
    @filmandglory3299 6 років тому +566

    was i the only one or did you all had the feeling that this year the oscars felt super rushed?!

    • @Cysf66
      @Cysf66 6 років тому +157

      Aren't people always complaining that the show is too long?

    • @krv1739
      @krv1739 6 років тому +87

      Many people wanted that jetski

    • @anthonyandersen1390
      @anthonyandersen1390 6 років тому +6

      justmiaslife I mean it was the longesst oscars in the last 11 years so nope

    • @user-dg5ep6po2m
      @user-dg5ep6po2m 6 років тому +2

      justmiaslife I feel u 100%, the opening monologue wasn't even that good, just reading stats pretty much haha

    • @NYComedyCreature
      @NYComedyCreature 6 років тому

      Cause of the Jetski

  • @SuperstarRajinikanthFan
    @SuperstarRajinikanthFan 6 років тому +301

    Where is Matt Damon?

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 6 років тому +6

      Superstar Rajinikanth Fan I searched for it, and in one of the interviews Jimmy said that Matt is going to be in Australia and can't attend Oscars.

    • @SuperstarRajinikanthFan
      @SuperstarRajinikanthFan 6 років тому +2

      Bruce Snow oh no. That's disappointing

    • @Spd61able
      @Spd61able 6 років тому

      Bruce Snow well that’s disappointing

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 років тому +11

      Superstar Rajinikanth Fan they were going to show him but they ran out of time

    • @diegom-a7970
      @diegom-a7970 6 років тому

      on my bed

  • @rubvillaz
    @rubvillaz 2 роки тому +29

    Jimmy hosting for 2 years was honestly the last time I remembered the Oscar’s being this good

  • @Stopwar1234
    @Stopwar1234 5 років тому +17

    The paw patrol thing was genius because plenty of people in the audience have children and can relate lmfao

  • @cun2095
    @cun2095 6 років тому +315

    Oh man I wanted Robert Downey jr. to host the Oscars .

    • @lucasstamper8150
      @lucasstamper8150 6 років тому +14

      stefanie 2611 That's a great idea.

    • @jaffar8783
      @jaffar8783 6 років тому +6

      let me guess and please confirm... you are in your early teens?

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 6 років тому +34

      Yaykoju let me guess... You are a retired senior?

    • @cun2095
      @cun2095 6 років тому +27

      Yaykoju yes I’m 15 years old. And I’m a big fan of Robert Downey Jr. I hope this makes you u happy, cause I’m being honest.🌹☺️

    • @BobJoe-ob2lr
      @BobJoe-ob2lr 6 років тому +1

      he's not boring enough to hoast (when will people learn lol)

  • @bobbykevil214
    @bobbykevil214 6 років тому +423

    What were the jokes, did I miss them?

    • @philcollins4092
      @philcollins4092 6 років тому +40

      Bobby Kevil they're weren't any. The joke was hosting the show the whole time though. You haven't noticed?

    • @4D1Characterror
      @4D1Characterror 6 років тому +4

      Sarcasm is delicious.

    • @chango6996
      @chango6996 6 років тому +8

      I think i get the joke, the joke is Hollywood? I think

    • @JBell300
      @JBell300 6 років тому +5

      Blind Tactical Option 12375 nah the joke was seeing jimmy walk out on stage

    • @andrewgoode7640
      @andrewgoode7640 6 років тому +1

      Bobby Kevil the joke was that this is considered a show about movies instead of politicw

  • @rossilasibal1192
    @rossilasibal1192 3 роки тому +15

    Rest In Peace Christopher Plummer

  • @MAZA_ZatiKhayal
    @MAZA_ZatiKhayal 5 років тому +37

    and the first Actor on screen is "Timothee Chalamet", waaaaaaaao , what a boy , love him

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +677

    I hope The Oscars win an Emmy this year.

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 років тому +60

      Nah the Emmy's too busy winning an Oscar

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 6 років тому +21

      New Message i was thinking a tony.

    • @05jorgeruiz
      @05jorgeruiz 6 років тому +4

      New Message , hahahhahahaha

    • @fuzzygrizzly
      @fuzzygrizzly 6 років тому +8

      Jose, Hawks Fan, jorge ruiz Do you people know that Oscars, Tonys etc. can actually win an Emmy because they are on TV?

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 6 років тому +5

      Abdullah- Balloon its a joke. Calm down.

  • @Stephen7764.
    @Stephen7764. 6 років тому +396

    How to fix oscars? - two words "Ricky Gervais"

    • @nekosan6622
      @nekosan6622 6 років тому

      Where the f*** is he by the way ?

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 6 років тому +4

      Ricky Gervais is just as much a liberal as Jimmy if not worse, he might have a dark sense of humor but he will still virtue signal. What we need is someone truly funny but also pro white like Steven Crowder or Richard Spencer, they won't pander to diversity or women.

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 6 років тому +11

      Asheek Khan crowder is a moron,extreme right wing is just as bad as extreme left wing. Gervais was awesome.

    • @sakuraba86
      @sakuraba86 6 років тому +1

      Nick Di Paolo would be the best Oscars host. A true comedian. Leans right. Hates Hollywood. Isn't racist or sexist, but will not let that stop him from joking about race and sex.

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 6 років тому

      Intelligent is an over statement, Crowder is pretty biased and his talking points consist of straw men and arguing over semantics, he preys on 18 year olds and emotional college kids because those are the only ones who can't counter his points articulately

  • @saphine7310
    @saphine7310 5 років тому +26

    00:54 when JLaw laughing at Emma Stone is hilarious.

  • @adz2117
    @adz2117 5 років тому +10

    isn't it amazing how the first 10 seconds of this live broadcast already showed Timothee (this sure proved how much of a talent he is.)

  • @ryancollins3291
    @ryancollins3291 6 років тому +249

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone 😂😂😂

  • @demonqueen26
    @demonqueen26 5 років тому +17

    That was great. I love Jimmy Kimmel

  • @pedro3949
    @pedro3949 6 років тому +23

    emmas face and jennifer laughting is everything

  • @ashlynn5212
    @ashlynn5212 6 років тому +682

    Damn they played Emma Stone focusing on her when Jimmy mentioned the whole mix up joke 😂
    Edit: and JLaw rubbing it in her face rubbing salt into the wound lol

    • @TheZeroGroup
      @TheZeroGroup 6 років тому +1

      I'm too Addicted To UA-cam Just need 1 more subscriber to hit 1000...plz watch some contents on my channel and Plz subscribe

    • @sophiaabigail7873
      @sophiaabigail7873 6 років тому

      I'm too Addicted To UA-cam I didn’t get this joke, what does it mean?

    • @ashlynn5212
      @ashlynn5212 6 років тому +10

      Sophia Abigail last year, they mixed up the best picture award, they said la la land won (which Emma Stone was in) but moonlight was the actual winner and as everyone involved in la la land were in the middle of their speech, a guy came up and pretty much said we got it wrong moonlight was the actual winner.

    • @mintytruffle69
      @mintytruffle69 6 років тому

      I'm too Addicted To UA-cam ur profile pic is everything

    • @yutz1948
      @yutz1948 6 років тому +1

      yeahh and Emma is like 'Don't react just smile and look straight like nothing happend'

  • @brucesnow7125
    @brucesnow7125 6 років тому +189

    No Matt Damon??? I'm disappointed.

    • @miapiare
      @miapiare 6 років тому

      Bruce Snow it’s played out

    • @sanedcab1Mexico
      @sanedcab1Mexico 6 років тому

      He was in a brief clip of Saving Private Ryan.😉

  • @andrejones7786
    @andrejones7786 6 років тому +19

    "MARCH OF LAST YEAR!" get em Jimmy!

  • @agofficial1
    @agofficial1 6 років тому +199

    Thank God for Jimmy, he knows how to host

    • @Tylerf64
      @Tylerf64 5 років тому +15

      WORST ratings in history

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 років тому +3

      I WANT CONAAAAN!!

    • @wizardgaming3313
      @wizardgaming3313 3 роки тому +1

      I think you mean Ricky gervais

    • @bluescrud8879
      @bluescrud8879 3 роки тому

      @@wizardgaming3313 here we go again

  • @cioccopower5258
    @cioccopower5258 6 років тому +114

    no roast to matt damon?

    • @jetman1895
      @jetman1895 6 років тому +2

      CIOCCOPOWER he isn't in the crowd

    • @dawsynasay4841
      @dawsynasay4841 6 років тому +5

      Matt Damon wasn't there

    • @flowerpatronus2245
      @flowerpatronus2245 6 років тому +9

      CIOCCOPOWER he did at the very end ‘apologies to matt damon, we run out of time’

    • @carolinaferreira9328
      @carolinaferreira9328 6 років тому +5

      He roasted him at the end of the show “and apologies to Matt Damon we’ve run out of time”

    • @cioccopower5258
      @cioccopower5258 6 років тому

      Carolina Ferreira ahaha seriously?

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 6 років тому +428

    I was expecting Matt Damon but I remembered that he's in Australia...
    Sad!

    • @linajurgensen4698
      @linajurgensen4698 6 років тому +2

      Why is he in Australia?

    • @dantecrailman8861
      @dantecrailman8861 6 років тому

      Ruby Abc If I'm not mistaken, he seems to be in process of buying property in Byron Bay.

    • @SamDePrez
      @SamDePrez 6 років тому +20

      +Kalergi plan, the Great European Replacement
      All Matt damin said was that these accusations are not te be taking lightly, and that just because somebody is accused of rape or sexual harrasment doesn't mean that it's true, and that padding a woman on the back without her consent is not the same as raping her. If i call you a murderer right now it doesn't mean you are a murderer, there should be evidence and a trial, or if you push a guy in the street you also shouldnt be convicted as a murderer. Thats what matt damon said and the Feminazis started calling him a rapist and a women hater. If saying you need evidence before convicting somebody makes you a racist and women hater i think 95% of the people in the wester world are racists and women haters.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 6 років тому

      He did mention not having time for Mat Damon at the end at least. :D

    • @darrellconklin5054
      @darrellconklin5054 6 років тому

      Yep

  • @ej_buendia
    @ej_buendia 2 роки тому +5

    Watching past Oscars. I have to say, the 90th edition was really smooth. Great host, great movies and nominees!

  • @rushmiajaima1200
    @rushmiajaima1200 5 років тому +243

    Jimmy Kimmel is honestly one of the best hosts of all time!

  • @chewyy9991
    @chewyy9991 6 років тому +336

    "If the last two years have taught us anything, it's that reality can be depressing. But tonight's nominated documentaries show us that where there is darkness, there's also hope.
    "Except at the White House. Hope quit on Wednesday."

    • @05jorgeruiz
      @05jorgeruiz 6 років тому +3

      chewyy9991 lame

    • @bazuka0190
      @bazuka0190 6 років тому +1

      Ahahahaha hahahahaha yooo that just funny

  • @jonathandarkmaple6532
    @jonathandarkmaple6532 6 років тому +196

    I can remember when the Oscar Monologue was humorous not ugly and divisive

    • @vp4744
      @vp4744 6 років тому

      Let me guess you scratch your behind and then twitter?

    • @02nf2i
      @02nf2i 6 років тому +7

      Yeah-women’s rights are so ugly and divisive, right?

    • @WilliamStewart1
      @WilliamStewart1 6 років тому +6

      02nf2i Ohh don't be such a sheep.

    • @orianachirinos2475
      @orianachirinos2475 6 років тому +5

      When Hugh Jackman hosted it. His monologue was amazing

    • @02nf2i
      @02nf2i 6 років тому +3

      William Stewart so being ethical makes one a sheep? Good to know.

  • @titusthetadig3145
    @titusthetadig3145 5 років тому +2

    big respect for using this big platform for a genuine celebration of film making or whatever this is. All i know is its usually meant to be pretty crack with exposing jokes but like, respect for just acknowledging genuinely fixable topics that just haven't been fixed.

  • @captaincookie5539
    @captaincookie5539 4 роки тому +8

    2018 was one of the best years but now this year is literally hell

  • @hoochfroosch6281
    @hoochfroosch6281 6 років тому +81

    One of the BEST opening monologue in the Oscars!!! Always love your monologue in your show, Jimmy!
    But this one is funny, smart, straight forward & hilarious with the jet ski LOL

  • @kandimalla
    @kandimalla 6 років тому +97

    Amongst the men and women sitting out there, how many got away from getting caught? I wonder!!

    • @jay108jayakrsna5
      @jay108jayakrsna5 6 років тому +5

      Shravan Reddy most of them

    • @martacervantes457
      @martacervantes457 6 років тому +1

      O think the women also have to take part of the blame. Why go to a man's hotel room at 1 or 2 in the am. Why did they say something. Katie Couric knew how Matt was but did say a thing. You got feet run or get out. But they wanted the fame and money so they did it. They wanted an Oscar. There are plenty of jobs people do they may not like it, they are treated with no respect but they want the money. It's ok to call it out but so many years some were on dates. And the way they dress everything expose. These are men who think the casting couch is real. It's like putting meat in front of a hungry animal and some women like to flirt to get what they want. Just look at the Bachelor see what the women on there do to just get a rose and win. So it got a both ways. Women do things that men do things women want. Like why go out with a married man women know their married then cry when he does it to them.

    • @TheZeroGroup
      @TheZeroGroup 6 років тому

      Shravan Reddy Just need 1 more subscriber to hit 1000...plz watch some contents on my channel and Plz subscribe

    • @MirikaSingh
      @MirikaSingh 6 років тому

      Shravan Reddy ua-cam.com/video/1PSDan4gJJc/v-deo.html

  • @hittycat
    @hittycat 5 років тому +27

    6:00 saoirse ronan looking stunning as always

  • @yougamer2725
    @yougamer2725 4 роки тому +172

    7:22 look right at the back there is Tom Holland, any Tom Holland fans ? Lol he's also cute

    • @emilydevry
      @emilydevry 4 роки тому

      was literally just gonna comment that! lol

    • @laura-jo8mt
      @laura-jo8mt 3 роки тому

      i just noticed zendaya sitting next to tom

    • @user-vg3cf6ue7w
      @user-vg3cf6ue7w 3 роки тому

      To busy looking at Timothée

  • @goldenboy4786
    @goldenboy4786 6 років тому +23

    a little piece of me died when he said: "This year when you hear your name called don't get up right away just give us a minute" 😂😂😂

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 6 років тому +54

    Tommy Wiseau to host Oscars 2019!!! It will finally make Oscars worthwhile watching again.

  • @emanqueja1894
    @emanqueja1894 6 років тому +52

    Men screwed up so badly, women started dating fish
    *zooms to Sally Hawkin

  • @preasia731
    @preasia731 4 роки тому +1

    By far my fav oscar monologue.

  • @riccardogavanelli1076
    @riccardogavanelli1076 6 років тому +28

    Every time I see Spielberg I think: that man entertained my childhood... that dude there... Thanks

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 6 років тому +2

      And, hopefully, will bring us another awesome movie very soon. I do want it to be my favorite blockbuster this year, although I have my doubts so that it does not disappoint me.

    • @ChechiDLR
      @ChechiDLR 6 років тому +1

      Yeah and he sure seemed to be part of runing a lot of childhoods for most of his child stars. Coincidence, well you do the research.

    • @riccardogavanelli1076
      @riccardogavanelli1076 6 років тому

      If you just want to consider the negative side of things, I'll happily leave that to you. I'm sure you'll find plenty of it everywhere. I was just making a comment on how I've always liked his movies and I'm thankful for the nice memories I have from having watched them.

    • @blackmario1117
      @blackmario1117 6 років тому

      NicKeLas ready player one

  • @sanedcab1Mexico
    @sanedcab1Mexico 6 років тому +10

    Great job, Jimmy Kimmel! I am glad you appeared tonight and gave such a great performance! Congratulations!

  • @Mloofylicious
    @Mloofylicious 4 роки тому +11

    If I would drink a shot every time someone mentioned Meryl Streep here, I'd have the hangover of my life the following day.

  • @StasComoestas
    @StasComoestas 6 років тому +5

    Great show, OSCAR its always nice to see.... looks amazing show, like it

  • @SarahYasmineXO
    @SarahYasmineXO 6 років тому +34

    Sam Rockwell finally has his Oscar,so well deserved 🔥🔥
    He finally got his due💖💖
    Amazingly talented👌

  • @drinperquku1527
    @drinperquku1527 6 років тому +210

    He killed....everyone's sunday night

  • @kieranandjacoblittle
    @kieranandjacoblittle 5 років тому +17

    “The right envelope” 😂

  • @falgunpatel9351
    @falgunpatel9351 5 років тому +13

    JLaw's reaction was priceless

  • @ReelRoula
    @ReelRoula 6 років тому +8

    He makes it look effortless! Great job, loved it!

  • @dihyaneverforget5163
    @dihyaneverforget5163 6 років тому +286

    when you watch the Oscars to have good time and escape from reality, but instead you get lectured for 2 hours

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 6 років тому +14

      Word! And lectured on something that doesn't even relate to you. It's as if they decided to stream a closed meating for some reason.

    • @ToughDuff
      @ToughDuff 6 років тому +17

      You guys are crying because he made a few sexual harassment in Hollywood jokes? Lol just don't watch if you don't want to

    • @Liam-rn1qb
      @Liam-rn1qb 6 років тому +9

      Just Duffy I don't think it's about the sexual harassment jokes, I thought those were pretty funny. I think what they're talking about is the sideways jabs at Fox News and the Whalberg thing. I really don't think it's a huge deal, nor does it take away from the speech but it is overall pretty political

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 6 років тому

      How will we know what was there if we don't watch it? And no, no one is crying. Simply stating, that it was very predictable and more about internal Hollywood stuff than about movies and entertainment. It felt like watching something while holding a table and going: Harvey Weinstein - check, La-La-Land situation - check (double check, triple check), black nominees and presenters (actually talking about the fact, there is nothing wrong with them themselves) - check, equal amount of male and female nominees in certain categories - check, and so on and so on. Now, if they didn't talk about at least some of those issues, that would be surprising. But they did and that was kinda the whole thing. It had nothing else to offer. And since they stream it and heavily advertise it, we, the viewers, have a right to share our impressions and say what we did and didn't enjoy. Otherwise, they should just gather there, discuss whatever they want and tell us the results the next day.

    • @ToughDuff
      @ToughDuff 6 років тому +3

      that1guy Lol thats what theyre getting anal about? The same people that shout "FAKE NEWS CNN" in literally every comments section are butthurt at a little jab at Fox News? Lmao really...

  • @UnderTheEndlessRain
    @UnderTheEndlessRain 6 років тому +10

    I actually liked this monologue :)

  • @Chris_T1an
    @Chris_T1an 6 років тому +11

    0:53 J-Law: That was funny, right Emma??

  • @SamMasghati
    @SamMasghati 6 років тому +691

    Helen Mirren not included... not interested anymore :/

    • @kellie77381
      @kellie77381 6 років тому +11

      Well that was rude.

    • @Luna.311
      @Luna.311 6 років тому +2

      Sam Masghati same

    • @Tia.H
      @Tia.H 6 років тому

      Watch until the end.

    • @harveyweinstein6346
      @harveyweinstein6346 6 років тому +1

      Sam Masghati Helen's poontang is so old not even I would finger it.

    • @mrebola9078
      @mrebola9078 6 років тому

      She's such a far lefty nutjob

  • @axhastings
    @axhastings 6 років тому +11

    Well done Jimmy, that's a great monologue. Well balanced between the jokes and the serious stuffs. Hoping to see you again at Oscar next year.

  • @dreia2405
    @dreia2405 6 років тому +7

    I love jimmy, he is a great guy

  • @jesusgoatache4078
    @jesusgoatache4078 Рік тому +21

    Best opening ever. No insults, no awkward jokes, only positivity and roots

  • @General0006RBX
    @General0006RBX 6 років тому +283

    I agree with having diversity in the Oscars, but someone should win an award on the film because it's deserved and not get a leg up because of race or gender.

    • @General0006RBX
      @General0006RBX 6 років тому +34

      Bio Kimistry some movies and/or actors don’t get nominated if there’s controversy surrounding the film or person(s). It’s happened before. So yes, outside influence is definitely a thing.

    • @mattp1914
      @mattp1914 6 років тому +10

      GenStudios you're absolutely right. The awards and nominees are pushed for a reason. Cough cough...Caitlyn Jenner at the Espys.

    • @theTruthSeekerishere
      @theTruthSeekerishere 6 років тому +16

      No one ever questions it when it's just been Caucasian people nominated and winning. Check your bias.

    • @sofg2776
      @sofg2776 6 років тому +9

      Finally someone said it. Equal opportunity for work is understandable (maybe) considering how Hollywood really is American show business and I'm a believer of making your own people shine first or prioritizing giving them work before expats or foreigners the same way I would expect Canadian government to give Canadian citizens priority when it comes to jobs etc. But really, when it comes to acting prestige and awards, it should solely be based on talent. Otherwise it becomes biased and the award becomes frankly, moot or it can lose respect/credibility, rather.

    • @mattp1914
      @mattp1914 6 років тому +1

      sofia gaticales very well put!

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 років тому +800

    The funny jokes start at 11:14.

    • @Gamingchairenthusiast122
      @Gamingchairenthusiast122 6 років тому +40

      Savage AF

    • @TheZeroGroup
      @TheZeroGroup 6 років тому +5

      Jo Po Just need 1 more subscriber to hit 1000...plz watch some contents on my channel and Plz subscribe

    • @evilTruthahn
      @evilTruthahn 6 років тому +17

      Well played sir.. well played

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 6 років тому +6

      HA!HA! SHADE!!!

    • @ChechiDLR
      @ChechiDLR 6 років тому +3

      Thanks bud lol

  • @demostheodorakakis6328
    @demostheodorakakis6328 3 роки тому +10

    Jimmy did great! Humor and fun.

  • @Daniel-ye6cl
    @Daniel-ye6cl 4 роки тому +63

    Let Ricky Gervais host pleaseeeee

  • @ibrahimalyasin1646
    @ibrahimalyasin1646 6 років тому +217

    Talk about equal payment ...
    Chris Pratt received 10 million and Jennifer Lawrence took 20 million for the movie Passengers

    • @sauronlordoftheshadows
      @sauronlordoftheshadows 6 років тому +23

      #WengerOUT ء that has nothing to do with it 😂 it’s the actor’s popularity And class, for example: Harrison Ford, class A actor, who got paid more money than the actual protagonist of Star Wars 7

    • @deregulationIC
      @deregulationIC 6 років тому +16

      Maple Fang then why are feminist begging equal pay in hollywood. If most of the female suck ass at acting.

    • @sauronlordoftheshadows
      @sauronlordoftheshadows 6 років тому +9

      Unregulated Market Economy they are referring to the women in the world, who ACTUALLY GOT LESS PAYMENT. And btw, “all women suck ass at acting”, don’t say this kind of things cause it obvious you ran out of arguments😂 I would list you all the great women actresses but you’re to stupid to discuss with

    • @sfandoo
      @sfandoo 6 років тому +13

      It's 10 million for christ sake compare it to Michelle Williams with 80 dollars a day. 80????? What the hell.

    • @jimmycmartinez
      @jimmycmartinez 6 років тому +1

      When you win an Oscar, you are “worth more”.

  • @liammccue5902
    @liammccue5902 6 років тому +105

    Bring back Ricky gervais so much better he would of destroyed everyone 😂👌🏻

    • @khadijaalami2015
      @khadijaalami2015 6 років тому +2

      Liam Mccue facts 😉everyone wants him back he nails everytime ! !!

    • @SpazyMecgee
      @SpazyMecgee 6 років тому +8

      He never hosted the oscars, only the golden globes.

    • @liammccue5902
      @liammccue5902 6 років тому

      Riley Walsh I know im saying I wish he would host the oscars so boring. Better banter and he wouldn’t of cared who he insulted as well

    • @khadijaalami2015
      @khadijaalami2015 6 років тому

      Riley Walsh i was talkin about him taking a break from hosting award shows in general.

    • @Choppish
      @Choppish 6 років тому +1

      “would have” or “would’ve” just a heads-up

  • @toyang..
    @toyang.. 4 роки тому +2

    seeing timothèe makes me happy giggle i cant even control it anymore

  • @corrupted_conscience
    @corrupted_conscience Рік тому +4

    Im surprised to see nobody's mentioning Jordon Peele's in comments for his fantastic debut in Oscars. Get Out was great. He along with Keegan has come a long way. Kudos!

  • @starr0401
    @starr0401 6 років тому +18

    "If we can't trust our agents..." That's probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

  • @MrProTechHD
    @MrProTechHD 6 років тому +276

    Oh look Rich People having fun

    • @M.S.M.111
      @M.S.M.111 6 років тому +9

      MrProTechHD ...it's the Oscars, they're actors, they're playing to have fun 😉

    • @ManhNguyen-cm9po
      @ManhNguyen-cm9po 6 років тому +15

      Don't say stuff like Rich people when you have no idea how hard they had to work to get there.

    • @radenmchaerul2006
      @radenmchaerul2006 6 років тому +3

      MrProTechHD well they sure deserved the fun.

    • @krishnapednekar7725
      @krishnapednekar7725 6 років тому

      MrProTechHD

    • @greveeen
      @greveeen 6 років тому

      Doesnt look like much fun

  • @halima3573
    @halima3573 3 роки тому +4

    1:18 the amount of suits with bow ties

  • @MozartHerbert
    @MozartHerbert 5 років тому +9

    2:25 That men shook in the left back LOL

  • @moritzschroder
    @moritzschroder 6 років тому +868

    regardless of the content, i do like jimmy's way of public speaking! he finds the perfect balance between engaging and serious 🙂as someone who does public speaking professionally i still learn alot from him!

    • @jgarfunkle
      @jgarfunkle 6 років тому +12

      Practice CNN tears next.

    • @joshdodd8912
      @joshdodd8912 6 років тому +7

      Wolkify i am really sorry to hear about that, maybe you will get lucky and find something else after your speaking career tanks.

    • @YTeradicant
      @YTeradicant 6 років тому +3

      Im curious, were you hired to write that comment because the other comments were so negative & are now being removed by youtube?

    • @KCDW83
      @KCDW83 6 років тому +2

      You must be terrible at your job if you learned anything from that lying hack.

    • @YTeradicant
      @YTeradicant 6 років тому +2

      J W the videos likes are definately bots, just based on the comments. I barely see any support.