Had Epstein been alive, he'd be nominated as well. Honestly, the thing that really gets to me about the Epstein thing is that it brought down a member of the British Royal Family, it barely seems to faze Trump.
Yeah, sure ! I will believe it when I see it . Frickin’ Merriick Garland , do something worthwhile before you leave . Hold this sex trafficker accountable . He’s a skeeze
Every time I see a trump statement from a rally, I again can't fathom how he was elected, beyond the fact this country isn't ready to elect a woman. It's not hard to acknowledge how strong a woman actually is, given what their responsibilities towards future generations involves, and how they accomplish all the same goals as men. My mother was much stronger than my father, not in strength of body, but mind heart and soul. Stable steadfast and honest, things trump knows nothing of. And I now think the only reason he won both times, is because he ran against woman. AMERICA!!! Why aren't we ready?
I know right, quite disturbing, when she first took over from President Biden I said to myself no way the US will elect a woman but when I seen the enthusiasm for her I honestly thought she could do it! I just can’t believe they elected trump, a known criminal conman, traitor, sexual predator he’s going to completely destroy the everything! If your American stay safe!
@@carolyntalbot947I can. It's shameful but I know a lot of people who will not vote for a woman simply bc she is a woman. And a woman of color? As soon as it was definite that Kamala was the Democratic nominee I began to mentally prepare for where we are now. It's stupid as hell but this country still very much hates women. On both sides of the aisle.
Ugh. That “I will be your protector” line *still* creeps me out. Yes, women will be protected right up until the time they need reproductive health care. Then women are told “Hope you’ve got your headstone picked out.”
Mike Johnson stated yesterday that releasing the House Ethics Report on Gaetz would open up a Pandora's Box. I want to know what Gaetz is hiding in that Pandora's Box.
Gaetz and the rest of the GOP. When Johnson says releasing the report would open Pandora's box, he doesn't mean for Matt, whose dirty laundry would already be out. He means for every other Member with ethics violations (and let's not pretend Johnson would want to protect any Dem with ethic violations. He'd be screaming those from the peak of the Capitol dome), apparently rising to the level of "child sex trafficking" and exceeding it. I think we should know who the hell the people are with those violations, and why there are so many of them, and why Johnson thinks such predatory criminals should be protected, especially when they're abusing the public's resources for their horrific criminality. MTG also implied that there are a *ton* of GOP officials who have quietly paid-off SA victims. Again, seems the sort of thing the taxpayers employing these predators deserve to know about, especially if they're, again, committing their crimes on company time and the company's dime.
Yeah he does I couldn't think of who it was but yep that's it. And the veep JP Mendez or whatever his name is looks like Chucky on the chunky side of ok fat.
You got it right, jdxx...he was ADVISED - key word. You see, I believe this was a "red herring" from way back. These evil bastards have learned a lot: follow me here. Gaetz resigns from congress knowing that the ethics report WILL, in fact, MUST be released on a sitting congress person. So, he quits knowing Speaker Johnson will protect him and will not allow for that report to come out. Now, Trump nominates Gaetz for an impossible nomination. Gaetz is now a free man and a citizen.
I am certain that senators said that they wouldn’t be able to keep the report secret unless he stepped down. It’s 100% self serving. The report is probably much worse than we are thinking to prevent make the republicans threaten him to step down.
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@@teresathayn5170 -- And here we all thought that the Mulligan Mussolini 45 and his brown-shirts Gazpacho police were all about the First Amendment and free speech.
I live in Germany and for once waking up to good news is great 😀 Okay, the follow-upper (did I make up that word 🤔) won't be good either, but in times like these I'm taking the smiles where I can 🌻🌻🌻
Don't let Gaetz's massive crazy distract you from Trump's _lesser_ maliciously crazy picks. It was written in the first chapter of the original Book of Cons.
The school district that I grew up in had an incredibly corrupt superintendent. He was always funneling money from the district into his wife's failed business. We didn't have textbooks. Every opportunity, he did his best to hire only the worst. The superintendent was responsible for hiring many teachers who had a history of drug use and sexually abusing students, because they would protect themselves by protecting the superintendent. If he got fired, they got fired. This feels the same.
Oh, that's awful were parents aware and what about the school board? Where were they? Why didn't any of the kids tell their parents or grandparents and called the state, the governor? That's so outrageous and so sad I feel so bad for the kids.
@@AAjootian I really have a hard time believing that. I'm starting to think stories like that and Trump having Hitler's speeches on his night stand are being intentionally leaked by Stephen Miller because he is vicariously living through Trump.
i know that it's silly to appreciate comedy from a comedy show but i really appreciated the space to really breathe and giggle that the doink reattachment surgery bit gave and y'all did a goldbug joke i have never felt more seen. scarry jokes killed me
Can we start calling CNN out on how sleazy it is to say "17 year old *woman* ," instead of "17 year old *girl* ?" Like. Come on guys. She was a child, not an adult, that's the whole point. When you say "woman" instead of "girl" it feels like aggressive attempt to minimize the reality of the situation...
Agreed, it's awful. She wasn't legal to drink or to vote. How is somebody who goes to high school and needs their parents permission to go to a party a woman?
'I appreciate your thoughtful feedback' is the last thing you say in the exit interview, between being sacked with prejudice and throwing your monitor out a window before getting "escorted" out of the building.
And not be tricked by this Con 101 tactic, a BIG crazy will make the quiet crazy seem like a decent idea. EVERY other pick will be some sort of malicious poison that doesn't taste _as_ bad as Matt.
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What we need to remember is that these are all horrible people who’ll be terrible at their jobs so at least we won’t be surprised when everything goes up in flames.
I'm pretty sure that's why safeguards are in place, because whether they like it or not President Biden is the President so he is still in charge, he's doing his job to and for the American people and if they don't like it well tough.
@@XenomorphsWrath he never was. Oldest con in the books, Offer crazy so your lesser crazy doesn't sound so bad. WATCH OUT FOR EVERY PICK. No matter how small it is.
bingo. this entire scheme was cooked up on that plane. "hey they're gonna release a REALLY REALLY BAD report about me and a bunch of other republicans who did the same stuff, but they can't release it if i'm not in congress anymore so i need a reason to resign from congress. tap me for AG, that'll sink the report, and after a week or so i'll withdraw from the AG nomination so they can't release the report AND it doesn't come out during the confirmation process. bonus: you can pick any vengeful MAGA monster AG you want after that and they'll look normal by comparison."
So....when do you think the My Pillow Guy will be appointed to lead the Department of Weights and Measures? The Department of Weights and Measures promotes uniformity in laws, regulations, and standards for weighing and measuring equipment. This helps ensure that consumers receive what they pay for and that sellers are fairly compensated...And Mike Lindell screams fairness hahahaha
That is exactly what I was just thinking. (toady apprentice) He loves that world of perceived super boss. Hollywood should have just offered him another show and we wouldn't be living in nightmare- the sequel. Reality is more absurd than any script and the cast is unbelievably more flawed and inept than any silly TV characters could ever be.
It's the strangest thing, what little I've seen of that show struck me as horribly ghastly, and the Orange One mostly like a toddler throwing a tantrum. But this revamped version? Utterly fascinating.
That sounds super magnanimous of him to step aside for Trump! Not to mention resigning means he cannot rejoin THIS session of Congress OR join next years! God bless this saint! Kidding, good riddance.
Fox News, MAGA, and the Republicans are currently fabricating stories that Adam Schiff is secretly in that report and that the Democrats are refusing to release it. This is not a joke; it's all over Twitter and Fox.
I am vehemently anti-Trump, but I actually do think this was a decent strategy. First, the news focuses on Gaetz instead of other staff picks. Second, more generally, any crazy nominee either (1) is confirmed and will do anything Trump asks for giving him the ridiculous position, or (2) is not confirmed and makes the next nominee look better by comparison.
@@theadamabrams Your theory would suggest that Matt Gaetz agreed to resign from congress to allow for this crazy plan. So it is either an evil genius plan or pure chaos - I would tend to think the latter of Trump.
Trump argues that the President is within his rights to order the assassination of a political opponent. I hope Joe Biden takes one for the team before he steps down and demonstrates exactly why this is such a ridiculous concept.
Not a likely dream, but I share it anyways. (I'm assuming you heard that the search terms "can I undo my vote" and "so what are tariffs actually?" peaked a few days after the election?)
You should check out Seth's interview with Brian Williams. It's super uplifting what with the way that Seth just goes along with blaming immigrants for America's problems.
Can he run again in a special election? I know he has represented a deep red district that doesn't seem to care about all of the rumors about Gaetz and I'm sure voted overwhelmingly for Trump. Gaetz can probably be reelected easily in his former congressional district.
Thank you for making me laugh because I have been crying a lot lately. I lost my dad to Alzheimer’s disease after I went back home and saw him slip away. It’s been a rough year but I’m so thankful for you and your writing staff. Well I need to get to sleep now. I have a volunteer job at the Ronald McDonald house where I am able to help out the kids who are going through chemotherapy and it helps me stay focused on what is really important. Bless you 💪
I think we're looking too closely. I believe this segment might be quickening the pace of our madness. I'm laughing, but the laughter turns into the maniacal kind that never ends.
My husband thinks this was the plan all along. Get him to resign from the House, knowing that he’ll never get confirmed. Then the ethics report wouldn’t come out, so it wouldn’t be a distraction/bad for the party. And they would keep their hands clean/keep the sycophant on board with MAGA.
Part of me felt relieved, but another huge chunk of me can't help but wonder what kind of ridiculous chaos would ensue if they bulldozed their way through the nomination.
@@Julia-lk8jn I dunno, I guess he figures if he can't get the AG credit on his resume, then laying low for two years is the next best thing. All I know is that ethics report must've been REALLY bad. He better hope nobody "accidentally" leaks it online
@jspres86 What this election has taught me is, voters don't give a cr*p about criminality. 8n fact if you live in Florida you have NO business in politics if you haven't got some kind of court judgement or investigation in sex crimes!
I so enjoyed the reference to Gold Bug from Cars and Trucks and Things That Go! That book was a favorite of my son when he was growing up. I in turn have given it to friends who have a baby boy. Such a great book!
Like ANY of these billionaires will show-up for work at a $150k job. "Wait, what? I thought you were kidding! You expect me to go to that dreary govt building and sit behind a crappy desk EVERY DAY?"
I'm trying to remember back to 2016 if maybe I took some kind of party drug and have been nightmare-hallucinating since. This world just can't be real.
Elon Musk regulating his own regulators.. Geatz under investigation for sex crimes, running Justice Dept.. Anti-Vaxxer RFK Jr. running public health.. Putin apologist Gabbard running Intelligence.. Alternative Medicine proponent Dr. Oz running Medicare..
That's the Florida Republican AG who gave him a sweetheart deal on his "45 U" fraud while simultaneously screwing-over all the victims from whom he stole, right?
Well well well ... As it turns out, the AG journey for Mattel Gaetz didn't even last a full Scaramucci. 😎 Who could have foreseen that a random impulsive decision by Dumb Old Drumpf on Liar Farce One would likely not bode well? Oh, everyone except the MAGATs? 😓 Unfortunately, his replacement Pam Bondi is equally terrible, so we didn't dodge any bullets. 😩
My take away from the election is that in Republican world sexual assault is acceptable behavior but abortion after rape is not.
Considering Musk's breeding fetish, I wouldn't be surprised
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Great great point, hypocrite minds
Had Epstein been alive, he'd be nominated as well. Honestly, the thing that really gets to me about the Epstein thing is that it brought down a member of the British Royal Family, it barely seems to faze Trump.
That is an accurate observation.
Gaets should still face consequences. He shouldn't be allowed to just walk away.
@@joesunday199 if he was found innocent he should not
I don't believe that the police were ever involved, and that better change ASAP.
Indict😊
But he is a white hetro male...I'm sure he was innocent 🙄
Yeah, sure ! I will believe it when I see it . Frickin’ Merriick Garland , do something worthwhile before you leave . Hold this sex trafficker accountable . He’s a skeeze
So, Gaetz nomination didn't even last one Scaramucci!
lol!
Thanks made my day. Fantastic metric ! From Australia
creative! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or one Liz Truss. Or one lettuce.
It’s ok, Seth…I am losing it, too 😢
Me and millions of other Americans…
The House should still release the ethics report - the people deserve to know what their reps have been doing on the people's time and money.
I'm betting it'll come out sonce it got hacked.
Gods, yes. Although, given who just won the election, my trust of that influencing voters is at an all-time low.
Probably not...at least "officially." He's out of government now. He's a private citizen. There's no reason for them to release it now.
If they tried to release the report, Trump and his sycophants would end their careers as soon as possible.
Anonymous, get on it
Felon president appointing shady people. How surprising.
He tried to appoint Alex Acosta last time around. The guy who literally kept Epstein out of prison.
I'm SHOCKED, absolutely shocked...
First good news I've heard in three weeks.
It seems like a nightmare, doesn’t it? Three weeks ago I was so happy. No one could have told me he would beat her.
@@carolyntalbot947I sadly feel Don Jr will run in 2028 with JD.
Every time I see a trump statement from a rally, I again can't fathom how he was elected, beyond the fact this country isn't ready to elect a woman. It's not hard to acknowledge how strong a woman actually is, given what their responsibilities towards future generations involves, and how they accomplish all the same goals as men. My mother was much stronger than my father, not in strength of body, but mind heart and soul. Stable steadfast and honest, things trump knows nothing of. And I now think the only reason he won both times, is because he ran against woman.
AMERICA!!! Why aren't we ready?
I know right, quite disturbing, when she first took over from President Biden I said to myself no way the US will elect a woman but when I seen the enthusiasm for her I honestly thought she could do it! I just can’t believe they elected trump, a known criminal conman, traitor, sexual predator he’s going to completely destroy the everything! If your American stay safe!
I’m devastated. I just can’t believe it happened AGAIN.
American men are terrified of strong women!
@@carolyntalbot947I can. It's shameful but I know a lot of people who will not vote for a woman simply bc she is a woman. And a woman of color? As soon as it was definite that Kamala was the Democratic nominee I began to mentally prepare for where we are now. It's stupid as hell but this country still very much hates women. On both sides of the aisle.
Because we are a sexist, racist, White Christian Man’s country 🇺🇸
Seth going full jackal on RFK Jr. is a joy to see. We always knew that you were one of us!
Junior is a disgrace to his father's memory. Worthless ex-junkie.
He is a recovering drug addict. He shot up herion & cocaine for 14 years. That's why he's acceptable to Trump.
Ugh.
That “I will be your protector” line *still* creeps me out.
Yes, women will be protected right up until the time they need reproductive health care. Then women are told “Hope you’ve got your headstone picked out.”
Major stalker/DV vibes
I think he meant to say "I will be your predator".
They'll be protected up until a man wants to do anything to them, whether they're adults or children
I cannot wait until tump is no longer part of the everyday conversation. I’m so goddamn tired
Buck up Chris, you're needed
big fat same
4 years. +- how ever long people will need to stop crowing / crying about what is going to happen in the next 4 years.
The only good thing about trump is he is old and unhealthy and won't be around forever
I hear you and feel the same damn way..
Mike Johnson stated yesterday that releasing the House Ethics Report on Gaetz would open up a Pandora's Box. I want to know what Gaetz is hiding in that Pandora's Box.
Ketamine and crushed ED drugs to snort?
Or others involved. Drain the swamp indeed.
Pandora's birth certificate? Showing that she was underage when, y'know.
Gaetz and the rest of the GOP. When Johnson says releasing the report would open Pandora's box, he doesn't mean for Matt, whose dirty laundry would already be out. He means for every other Member with ethics violations (and let's not pretend Johnson would want to protect any Dem with ethic violations. He'd be screaming those from the peak of the Capitol dome), apparently rising to the level of "child sex trafficking" and exceeding it. I think we should know who the hell the people are with those violations, and why there are so many of them, and why Johnson thinks such predatory criminals should be protected, especially when they're abusing the public's resources for their horrific criminality.
MTG also implied that there are a *ton* of GOP officials who have quietly paid-off SA victims. Again, seems the sort of thing the taxpayers employing these predators deserve to know about, especially if they're, again, committing their crimes on company time and the company's dime.
If it was a Democract, he would have release it
Now show us the police report on Hegseth. Because these SAers need to _go._
Gaetz's lawyer(s) wrote the letters that he signed off on.
ALL of 'em
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💯. I’m so sick of these creeps.
@@paulyricca3881 Sounds like what the party of rapists and pedos would say.
WOW...tonight's program was terrific. Thank you, Seth. What a pile of material you had to choose from, incorporate, and cleverly deliver!
Temu Butthead was definitely not a good choice for AG and should definitely be headed to jail and not ANY government position
😂😂 "Temu Butthead" 🤣
Temu means "we fear."
😆 GIT ON DOWN AND PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW 😆 YES YES YES
…like Trump too
For that matter, a 34x convicted felon shouldn’t hold the highest position in the land.
Is it just me, or does Matt Gaetz look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining? You know, the one where he sticks his head through the door 😅
I think so as well. But more the scene where he’s frozen in the maze.
Yeah he does I couldn't think of who it was but yep that's it. And the veep JP Mendez or whatever his name is looks like Chucky on the chunky side of ok fat.
Gaetz multitudes creepier.
So true!!! He looks so creepy!
Except Gaetz used his forehead to break through the door 😂
The Gaetz of Hell slammed shut as quickly as it was opened.
Yep, but if you know your horror movies, something got through and we're all in for a sequel.
Yeah let's see what the latest nominees rap sheet looks like.
@@deniseboldea1624 She's a DEI hire, blond and sleezy.
Is that anything you ever thought you would ever be thinking or saying in your entire life time? I am SMH.
What da want?...a cookie? There's more of them... not over. But... respect
Staff writers a very much thank you and Seth thank you 😂😂😂💜
He was advised to withdraw…he didn’t do it off his own bat. He was allowed to withdraw to save face. Release that damn report now!
You got it right, jdxx...he was ADVISED - key word. You see, I believe this was a "red herring" from way back. These evil bastards have learned a lot: follow me here. Gaetz resigns from congress knowing that the ethics report WILL, in fact, MUST be released on a sitting congress person. So, he quits knowing Speaker Johnson will protect him and will not allow for that report to come out. Now, Trump nominates Gaetz for an impossible nomination. Gaetz is now a free man and a citizen.
I am certain that senators said that they wouldn’t be able to keep the report secret unless he stepped down. It’s 100% self serving. The report is probably much worse than we are thinking to prevent make the republicans threaten him to step down.
LOVE SETH MYERS!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS 😂!! YOU MADE MY PAINFUL NIGHT LESS PAINFUL. 😊💓🤘✌️
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The revolving door of appointees has already started and it's still months until Trump is president.
If you disliked Matt Gaetz, you’re really gonna hate Pam Bondi. She’s going to get confirmed, but like Matt, she’s got scandals - FOR DAYS…
@@twoblacklabs904 Bondi's not quite dodgy enough for Team Stupid, she must be another DEI hire that slept her way to where she is.
Dumps going to do exactly what he's said he will! We may, very well, be watching the last episodes of left leaning late night comedy!
@@teresathayn5170 -- And here we all thought that the Mulligan Mussolini 45 and his brown-shirts Gazpacho police were all about the First Amendment and free speech.
.....clown show.
I live in Germany and for once waking up to good news is great 😀 Okay, the follow-upper (did I make up that word 🤔) won't be good either, but in times like these I'm taking the smiles where I can 🌻🌻🌻
Why would Trump pick all these people who have no idea what they're doing?
"He's giving his middle finger to the American people." - Bob Woodward
For shock value.
His son Don, Jr t.v. announced on TV that they didn’t want anyone in Trumps cabinet to be smarter than the “duly elected” president. 🤦🏻♀️
… next we’ll see the master tailor.. making the emperor his “new clothes”.. 😏🤮
@ellekage4013 so they are hiring toddlers since Trump is fourth grade knowledge at the his highest
My guess is it’s a bit of both rewarding loyalty and people in his ear telling him names.
Sheesh, I'm actually starting to wonder what's inside that report and just how damning it is. I wasn't expecting Gaetz to fold like that.
Don't let Gaetz's massive crazy distract you from Trump's _lesser_ maliciously crazy picks. It was written in the first chapter of the original Book of Cons.
The school district that I grew up in had an incredibly corrupt superintendent. He was always funneling money from the district into his wife's failed business. We didn't have textbooks. Every opportunity, he did his best to hire only the worst. The superintendent was responsible for hiring many teachers who had a history of drug use and sexually abusing students, because they would protect themselves by protecting the superintendent. If he got fired, they got fired.
This feels the same.
Yikes! 😮
Oh, that's awful were parents aware and what about the school board? Where were they? Why didn't any of the kids tell their parents or grandparents and called the state, the governor? That's so outrageous and so sad I feel so bad for the kids.
W😮w!!! 😵💫.. interesting perspective. .. sounds 🎯👎
Oh my goodness! That's terrible!
Wow. It's EXACTLY the same.
Happy, healthy, confident, and free. Sounds like a 70's ad for Tampax.
I could see that, but I think it sounds more like an ad for Summer's Eve.
Trump thrives on disorder. Don't expect that to change.
As a college student one of his favorite documents was a military one on the use of chaos when overthrowing a government.
Isn't chaos the word?
@@AAjootian That document was like the newspapers in Fahrenheit 451.
@@AAjootian I really have a hard time believing that. I'm starting to think stories like that and Trump having Hitler's speeches on his night stand are being intentionally leaked by Stephen Miller because he is vicariously living through Trump.
@@AAjootian Nobody knows about his college years, beyond the fact he can barely read and isn't inclined to read anything
i know that it's silly to appreciate comedy from a comedy show but i really appreciated the space to really breathe and giggle that the doink reattachment surgery bit gave
and y'all did a goldbug joke i have never felt more seen. scarry jokes killed me
Can we start calling CNN out on how sleazy it is to say "17 year old *woman* ," instead of "17 year old *girl* ?" Like. Come on guys.
She was a child, not an adult, that's the whole point. When you say "woman" instead of "girl" it feels like aggressive attempt to minimize the reality of the situation...
It's also noteworthy that one cannot by definition witness Gaetz having sex with a 17 year old, what the witness saw was a rape.
And "SA" instead of "statutory rape."
not girl
Huh? Was it a boy? @@tinay9491
Agreed, it's awful. She wasn't legal to drink or to vote. How is somebody who goes to high school and needs their parents permission to go to a party a woman?
He hasn't even gotten to office yet it's already a shitshow
When you elect TV persona as president, his cabinet will also full of TV persona.
'I appreciate your thoughtful feedback' is the last thing you say in the exit interview, between being sacked with prejudice and throwing your monitor out a window before getting "escorted" out of the building.
I assumed that any cabinet nominee would be required to have at least one sexual assault charge.
I had Bill Cosby on my Bingo card for Secretary of Education.
I know Trump is guided by Fox News like cow and its master, but not litetally following their recruitment guidelines came to my mind.
And Trump thinks he's the protector of women. Based on these Cabinet choices, women should be afraid for their lives.
Cornyn was always the A.G. pick, Gaetz is a clown, medical research participant.
Republicans are really showing how disgusting they are- maga garbage.
"A distraction" subtext, "They all hate me here. Can I have my old job back?" Release the report, charge and arrest the creepy predator.
There's just this visceral kind of gag reflex I feel whenever I see the Oompa loompa man talk.
sometimes his mannerisms make him look like if bernie sanders became the toxic avenger
You must have a rough time watching this show
We the people need to demand transparency from everyone in congress. These people get by with any and everything!
And not be tricked by this Con 101 tactic, a BIG crazy will make the quiet crazy seem like a decent idea. EVERY other pick will be some sort of malicious poison that doesn't taste _as_ bad as Matt.
Seth Meyers is still making the aftermath of the election cathartic with his comedy!
Yes, but he needs a new last routine! lol!
👴🏻🥃😫😆 WE BOW TO SIR TRUMP KING OF THE WORLD 🌍 TRUMP WON YES YES YES 😆
@@rosealee9367
😆 HEY PEOPLE LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON PARTY PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW TRUMP WON PARTY PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW 😆 GET ON DOWN AND PARTY 😆 BWAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he's giving me the tiniest glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe, we can actually survive this...
@@dietotaku
👨🏼🦰 ARE U MARRIED OR HAPPY?
"The woman was 17 years old". No. The GIRL was 17 years old.
What we need to remember is that these are all horrible people who’ll be terrible at their jobs so at least we won’t be surprised when everything goes up in flames.
... goes down 😣 ...
I'm pretty sure that's why safeguards are in place, because whether they like it or not President Biden is the President so he is still in charge, he's doing his job to and for the American people and if they don't like it well tough.
I've been saying the same thing. They will cannibalize each other just to be Trumps pet for the day. It's going to be a beautiful mess 😂😂😂
Facts!
I can't stand listening to trumps voice
It gets worse every day.
When will Hershel Walker be appointed Secretary of Werewolves?
MyPillow Mike for Sec. of Commerce!
😂😂 hilarious
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He's a can of worm not even GOP dare to open, what if he asked a cabinet seat for every single of his undisclosed children?
p diddy for secretary of the interior 😏🤡
Gaetz being out just means someone worse will be nominated. These people don't suffer setbacks and think to do better. They get worse.
Scooby Doo is the perfect analogy for why Gaetz quit: Those pesky kids.
Gaetz should be in jail!!! WTF??
Our DOJ is pathetic
He's white and rich so gets the benefit of being able to walk freely
One atrocity avoided 😎🇨🇦
Gaetz will wind up somewhere in this morally-bankrupt administration.
Always remember:
If this is their prefered pick, the replacement might just be worse.
No, Diaper Don is going to be president again. Lord help us 🙏
@@XenomorphsWrath he never was. Oldest con in the books, Offer crazy so your lesser crazy doesn't sound so bad. WATCH OUT FOR EVERY PICK. No matter how small it is.
Door slammed in his face before SNL could give him the Kavanaugh treatment.
Most likely scenario is that he was nominated to give him a reason to leave congress and to give congress a reason to not release the report.
bingo. this entire scheme was cooked up on that plane. "hey they're gonna release a REALLY REALLY BAD report about me and a bunch of other republicans who did the same stuff, but they can't release it if i'm not in congress anymore so i need a reason to resign from congress. tap me for AG, that'll sink the report, and after a week or so i'll withdraw from the AG nomination so they can't release the report AND it doesn't come out during the confirmation process. bonus: you can pick any vengeful MAGA monster AG you want after that and they'll look normal by comparison."
Every week I'm thankful for Seth and his writers. Thank you guys for keeping us laughing in these dark days ❤
1:13 Because nothing inspires confidence like a conversation between 2 guys accused of sexual assault.
So....when do you think the My Pillow Guy will be appointed to lead the Department of Weights and Measures? The Department of Weights and Measures promotes uniformity in laws, regulations, and standards for weighing and measuring equipment. This helps ensure that consumers receive what they pay for and that sellers are fairly compensated...And Mike Lindell screams fairness hahahaha
The Mummy Whose Doink Fell Off: the gift that keeps on giving!
I thought interrupting transitions was the bread and butter of this incoming administration
In this new episode of celebrity presidential apprentice. 🍿
😂😂😂 "you're never hired".
That is exactly what I was just thinking. (toady apprentice) He loves that world of perceived super boss. Hollywood should have just offered him another show and we wouldn't be living in nightmare- the sequel. Reality is more absurd than any script and the cast is unbelievably more flawed and inept than any silly TV characters could ever be.
ApprentASS
It's the strangest thing, what little I've seen of that show struck me as horribly ghastly, and the Orange One mostly like a toddler throwing a tantrum.
But this revamped version? Utterly fascinating.
That sounds super magnanimous of him to step aside for Trump! Not to mention resigning means he cannot rejoin THIS session of Congress OR join next years! God bless this saint! Kidding, good riddance.
I swear I have to watch you Seth just to keep my sanity
God love MAGA! They are declaring that the Gaetz nomination was a strategic stroke of genius by Trump. This is going to be a very very long 4 years. 🙄
Fox News, MAGA, and the Republicans are currently fabricating stories that Adam Schiff is secretly in that report and that the Democrats are refusing to release it.
This is not a joke; it's all over Twitter and Fox.
I am vehemently anti-Trump, but I actually do think this was a decent strategy. First, the news focuses on Gaetz instead of other staff picks. Second, more generally, any crazy nominee either (1) is confirmed and will do anything Trump asks for giving him the ridiculous position, or (2) is not confirmed and makes the next nominee look better by comparison.
@@theadamabrams Your theory would suggest that Matt Gaetz agreed to resign from congress to allow for this crazy plan. So it is either an evil genius plan or pure chaos - I would tend to think the latter of Trump.
@@theadamabramsyou're giving trump waaay too much credit
@@illbeV. It's one of the most basic cons; demand something super crazy, so all your little crazy demands looks sane. not much credit to give.
My wishful bet: this presidency will peter out before it even starts.
I see what you did there
Trump argues that the President is within his rights to order the assassination of a political opponent. I hope Joe Biden takes one for the team before he steps down and demonstrates exactly why this is such a ridiculous concept.
Not a likely dream, but I share it anyways. (I'm assuming you heard that the search terms "can I undo my vote" and "so what are tariffs actually?" peaked a few days after the election?)
@@Firebat45 Good point. I mean, it's legal, and given the aforementioned search terms, you can probably try to pass it off as "will of the people".
I keep hoping I will wake up and it won't be Idiocracy come to life.
The shampoo digress was hilarious.
This is the first closer look I’ve watched since the election. Everything has just been fking depressing
You should check out Seth's interview with Brian Williams. It's super uplifting what with the way that Seth just goes along with blaming immigrants for America's problems.
GAETZ GONE...
Also He resigned from Congress, CREEP-O-RAMA : One OUT, many MORE to go!!
Can he run again in a special election? I know he has represented a deep red district that doesn't seem to care about all of the rumors about Gaetz and I'm sure voted overwhelmingly for Trump. Gaetz can probably be reelected easily in his former congressional district.
@@gogreen7794 another waste of tax payer money;
The next appointment will be Mayhem from the Allstate Commercials.
Mayhem could be the new Secretary of Offense.
Secretary of transportation
And so it begins...
Their protector? Time for a random basement check at Mar a Lago
Thank you for making me laugh because I have been crying a lot lately. I lost my dad to Alzheimer’s disease after I went back home and saw him slip away. It’s been a rough year but I’m so thankful for you and your writing staff. Well I need to get to sleep now. I have a volunteer job at the Ronald McDonald house where I am able to help out the kids who are going through chemotherapy and it helps me stay focused on what is really important. Bless you 💪
Oh Seth … truth is we are all losing it on some level , thanks for the company as we go lol
I think we're looking too closely. I believe this segment might be quickening the pace of our madness. I'm laughing, but the laughter turns into the maniacal kind that never ends.
Seth. Thanks for growing with your audience and the world. Honest. Not snarky.
Right? Not smarmy or condescending either.
"I sleep with that chart." Uh, no, she didn't use a diagram . . .
Excellent writing tonight ❤ I appreciate the whole crew that makes this awesome show 🙂
👍 *Like if Seth Meyers helped you get through the pandemic* 👍
Oh my gosh he did from his attic thank goodness for Seth Meyers.,
Done! 👍
My husband thinks this was the plan all along. Get him to resign from the House, knowing that he’ll never get confirmed. Then the ethics report wouldn’t come out, so it wouldn’t be a distraction/bad for the party. And they would keep their hands clean/keep the sycophant on board with MAGA.
Part of me felt relieved, but another huge chunk of me can't help but wonder what kind of ridiculous chaos would ensue if they bulldozed their way through the nomination.
Just imagine the chaos that could come if Gaetz becomes governor in '26!
@@jspres86 I take it by now we don't even have to try the "but surely nobody would be foolish enough ..." , do we.
@@Julia-lk8jn I dunno, I guess he figures if he can't get the AG credit on his resume, then laying low for two years is the next best thing. All I know is that ethics report must've been REALLY bad. He better hope nobody "accidentally" leaks it online
@jspres86 What this election has taught me is, voters don't give a cr*p about criminality. 8n fact if you live in Florida you have NO business in politics if you haven't got some kind of court judgement or investigation in sex crimes!
5:46 Seth’s inner jackal is manifesting!
I so enjoyed the reference to Gold Bug from Cars and Trucks and Things That Go! That book was a favorite of my son when he was growing up. I in turn have given it to friends who have a baby boy. Such a great book!
NO! NOT WITHOUT THE MONOLOGUE!
Like ANY of these billionaires will show-up for work at a $150k job. "Wait, what? I thought you were kidding! You expect me to go to that dreary govt building and sit behind a crappy desk EVERY DAY?"
Seth, I'm still dying over those before and after shampoo pictures! 😂😂😂
Keep 'em coming Seth 😂😂😂
Imploding already and he is not even in the WH yet. 😂😂😂
'Withdrew', 'ran away, crying'.... to-may-to, to-mah-to...
Thank you Seth
Wow, that wasn't even a whole Scarramuci, was it? 🤣😂🤣😂
Well, Scaramucci worked for Trump only slightly longer than the time it took for Trumps casinos to implode.
5:45 - Seth goes full-jackal 😂
Hallelujah! There is something positive happening!
Wouldn't hold my breath
Yeah, the bad news is that he's already got a new AG pick, one who is smarter, and therefore more dangerous.
😆🥃 PARTY PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW LONG LIVE THE KING 😆BWAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@tammydear8057
😆🥃 HEH HEH PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY 😆BWAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@sherinameless1618
😆 TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW 😆 YES YES YES
This is why people lost friends and family… it’s freaking bananas
So long America! Ttump will be selling it off to Russia in exchange for a McDonald's franchise.
9:15 _"Doink Reattachment Surgery"_
You didn't even need to mention Andy, nobody else says _Doink,_ but Samberg. 🤣🤣🤣
I say doink because of Andy
Pam Bondi is the second choice? LOL geeze here we go again
I was worried that George Santos would reappear
Oh good grief! Nooo!!
Gaetz was never a genuine pick. It was done to give him an excuse to leave Congress.
@@Tao_Tology Or to trick him into quitting…
@@kcook4243 Yes. Surprising he wasn't nominated for cabinet position.
I'm trying to remember back to 2016 if maybe I took some kind of party drug and have been nightmare-hallucinating since. This world just can't be real.
this is the probably the only thing Matt Gaetz has ever pulled out of
Ok that was good
😂
same joke--beat me by a few minutes!
Why? Does he have lots of children?
😆🥃 YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON LONG LIVE THE KING SIR TRUMP 😆YES YES YES
"I think I'm losing it"- hahahah never felt more seen.
Now we get an AG from Floriduh.
Perfect.
Gaetz is also from FL, the home of Mar-a-Lardo. Next up if this chick doesn't pan out is probably a guy who wrestles gators. 😆
@@cc1k435yeah exactly the entire Trump administration will be filled with Florida men (and women!) 😁
Janet Reno did two terms as AG.
😆 PARTY PARTY HARDY YEEEHAAAW YEEEHAAAW TRUMP WON LETS PARTY YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW YEEEHAAAW 😆BWAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elon Musk regulating his own regulators.. Geatz under investigation for sex crimes, running Justice Dept.. Anti-Vaxxer RFK Jr. running public health.. Putin apologist Gabbard running Intelligence.. Alternative Medicine proponent Dr. Oz running Medicare..
This does open up the AG position to the Hamburglar, though.
Trump nominated Florida AG Pam Boni for Attorney General a few hours ago, so let’s not celebrate too much.
Four years of this.
coulda been worse. coulda been ken paxton.
That's the Florida Republican AG who gave him a sweetheart deal on his "45 U" fraud while simultaneously screwing-over all the victims from whom he stole, right?
The predictably of picking the blonde who can stomach being in the same room with him.
Your doink reattachment & big bush! Lol, Sorry Seth - I’m still laughing about that last one!
I was going to comment, but now all i have to say is, you'll covered it, this comments section is gold.
Well well well ... As it turns out, the AG journey for Mattel Gaetz didn't even last a full Scaramucci. 😎
Who could have foreseen that a random impulsive decision by Dumb Old Drumpf on Liar Farce One would likely not bode well? Oh, everyone except the MAGATs? 😓
Unfortunately, his replacement Pam Bondi is equally terrible, so we didn't dodge any bullets. 😩
That shampoo commercial had me in splits. Protect me too 'daddy'
Oh my god. They need to stop calling a 17yo a "young woman" SHE IS STILL A MINOR.
5:50 Seth is a jackal, confirmed!
Seth is Jackal Daddy
@nannerz1994 Amen
I never knew the devil was orange.
Orange 🍊 IS a shade of Red.