Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2024

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  • @kg9836
    @kg9836 10 місяців тому +8090

    Note to Will Smith... RDJ just a gave masterclass on how to handle a very average joke.

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 10 місяців тому +1387

      Fortunately unlike Will Smith, RDJ is in a healthy marriage and a wife that actually loves him. That's something that Will didn't have 🤷

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari 10 місяців тому +645

      Also, this would even be considered way more offensive than the tame bald joke Will Smith got angry about.

    • @alisachamoy225
      @alisachamoy225 10 місяців тому +66

      Well said.

    • @TubaTones
      @TubaTones 10 місяців тому +146

      @@Erasureeraserstill zero excuse for his behaviour

    • @aryankushwaha1964
      @aryankushwaha1964 10 місяців тому +36

      @@zonian1966I think he seen worst so he can Handel anything

  • @AustinPPutnam
    @AustinPPutnam 10 місяців тому +2121

    The BEST part of the whole monologue was when he shouted out the behind-the-scenes workers. A lot of people have no idea how hard they work to bring us what we watch.

    • @pdisv
      @pdisv 10 місяців тому +8

      Same

    • @hollowknight459
      @hollowknight459 10 місяців тому

      do you mean the homeless people?

    • @lurker668
      @lurker668 10 місяців тому +3

      You actualy watch that crap ?

    • @PaulaZF
      @PaulaZF 10 місяців тому +11

      Yes, I got tears in my eyes. They are the backbone of this country. By holding out for good working conditions and pay they bring all workers up.

    • @natural
      @natural 10 місяців тому +15

      And the director of the show decided not to show their faces, instead focused on the celebrities clapping.

  • @keeleybee18
    @keeleybee18 10 місяців тому +331

    The way Ryan pulled his sister over was so cute!

    • @aliciacornmell6709
      @aliciacornmell6709 7 місяців тому

      and rather dubious...

    • @relaxitsonlyart
      @relaxitsonlyart 7 місяців тому +12

      @@aliciacornmell6709 the comment was about winning the genetic lottery. it was a compliment.

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie 10 місяців тому +2794

    The “thank you for that partial standing ovation” made me roll my head back laughing for some reason.

    • @therealdeal3665
      @therealdeal3665 10 місяців тому +14

      You’re the last person I expected to see in this comment section lmao nah it was funny af tho

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 10 місяців тому +7

      Yes this was funny

    • @RandomJ2023
      @RandomJ2023 10 місяців тому +8

      Partial Ovation? It appeared everyone stood and appreciative, at least I think. Maybe I missed something.
      Edit: Ah yes I see now at the beginning during his first opening notes.

    • @BeMoreFunny
      @BeMoreFunny 10 місяців тому +10

      We can just average it and call it a "squatting ovation"

    • @dave_mate4244
      @dave_mate4244 10 місяців тому +8

      Really it wasn't funny whatsoever

  • @emilym3679
    @emilym3679 10 місяців тому +6908

    I know you're clapping but YOU'RE the ones who didn't vote for her!!!

    • @calib3r403
      @calib3r403 10 місяців тому +587

      Compared to Barbie, other films were much better and did not rely on marketing to succeed

    • @ruckusrevolution9475
      @ruckusrevolution9475 10 місяців тому +376

      I didn't realize until this monologs that the Barbie movie was just a very strategic marketing ploy by Mattel to rebrand Barbie as a feminist so moms will buy more. Smart.

    • @TinaLatimor
      @TinaLatimor 10 місяців тому

      These awards are fake, they only award films related to the Hebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film.

    • @FernandaAntelo-lp2qy
      @FernandaAntelo-lp2qy 10 місяців тому +54

      These awards are fak ke, they only award films related to the H ebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film..

    • @marcilk7534
      @marcilk7534 10 місяців тому +119

      @@ruckusrevolution9475Barbie has been a feminist since 1960.

  • @Horror-Man
    @Horror-Man 10 місяців тому +128

    "Yorgos is as good as mine" is a perfect dad joke!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Erasureeraser
    @Erasureeraser 10 місяців тому +5249

    That joke about Robert Downey Jr. wasn't the best but I gave props to RDJ for handling it like a champ. He could've just slapped Kimmel on stage if he wanted too 😂

    • @debraholz6821
      @debraholz6821 10 місяців тому +177

      Yeah I thought- here comes another Chris Rock moment.

    • @user-ft3vt6se3n
      @user-ft3vt6se3n 10 місяців тому +41

      Beyond cruel, like Jimmy gave people for “giving the assailant a hug” if they think a slap is that bad they clearly haven’t watched an episode of love and hip hop

    • @MarteParaddict
      @MarteParaddict 10 місяців тому +204

      If it’s one person out there who can take a joke about themselves, it’s definitely RDJ 😅 Pretty sure he loved the joke.

    • @JuxChi
      @JuxChi 10 місяців тому +56

      Glad Jimmy dint mention his wife's name 😂

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 10 місяців тому +21

      RDJ slapping Jimmy Kimmel?
      With what ladder?

  • @menace7147
    @menace7147 10 місяців тому +487

    the fact that RDJ reaction had more laughs than the joke itself :D

    • @FearNPanic
      @FearNPanic 10 місяців тому +7

      It was a great joke.

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 10 місяців тому +27

      ​@FearNPanic no it wasn't 😂

    • @jponz85
      @jponz85 10 місяців тому +23

      ​@@FearNPanicwas a terrible joke wtf

    • @I_Eated_The_Soap
      @I_Eated_The_Soap 10 місяців тому +5

      @@FearNPanic you're the first person to ever say that about jimmy kimmel

    • @FearNPanic
      @FearNPanic 10 місяців тому

      @@I_Eated_The_Soap You're not in touch with reality. Get help.

  • @peteradamski
    @peteradamski 10 місяців тому +63

    Great job acknowledging the people behind the scenes. They do so much and never get enough credit. Great monolog as well.

    • @buttofthejoke
      @buttofthejoke 10 місяців тому

      No female representation in that though 😮

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm 10 місяців тому +880

    That Foster/De Niro stat is actually mind-boggling. Must be amazing to have such longevity in such a ruthless industry!

    • @mustadoredogs
      @mustadoredogs 10 місяців тому +20

      That fact about her being 20 years too old for him now is SO true and so sad

    • @captaincake4331
      @captaincake4331 10 місяців тому +7

      Men like younger women. It is what it is.​@mustadoredogs

    • @BobRoss-wm3lc
      @BobRoss-wm3lc 10 місяців тому +6

      @@mustadoredogsif you were his age, single, and you could date a 30 year old, you would you fraud 🤣

    • @ricardomartinhodacruz
      @ricardomartinhodacruz 10 місяців тому

      @@mustadoredogs its also sad 20 something women sleeping wit dudes in teir 30s and 40s doing backflips with tyrone but thats another story

    • @ognjenobradovic7615
      @ognjenobradovic7615 10 місяців тому

      Lebrooon Jaaaames

  • @benedelbi2878
    @benedelbi2878 10 місяців тому +285

    What a very "distinguished gentleman" was that Dog! How gorgeous.

  • @vars280287
    @vars280287 10 місяців тому +454

    "Ryan you're so hot. Let's go camping together and not tell our wives."
    Jimmy has a huge mancrush 😂

    • @FLQueerLiberal1982
      @FLQueerLiberal1982 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, but it's towards the wrong Ryan. We all know Ryan Reynolds is not just the hottest 'Ryan' from Canada, the hottest 'Ryan' in Hollywood, but the the hottest Ryan AND hottest man in the world.

    • @hetry2109
      @hetry2109 10 місяців тому +14

      @@FLQueerLiberal1982 Cap. Ryan Reynolds is extremely hot, yes, but gosling is another level all together😩

    • @kasiacooper-smith6086
      @kasiacooper-smith6086 20 днів тому

      I don’t blame him Ryan is so hot

  • @tjwash2
    @tjwash2 10 місяців тому +2210

    Jodie Foster is evidence that a woman over 60 can be beautiful without numerous facial reconstructive procedures.

    • @giancarlodisalvo1784
      @giancarlodisalvo1784 10 місяців тому +62

      There are about 100000 women who are evidence that you cannot,so there is that

    • @alexquinonez8443
      @alexquinonez8443 10 місяців тому +45

      They do these procedures and end up looking worse.

    • @siddharthnaagar7028
      @siddharthnaagar7028 10 місяців тому +31

      Helen hunt and madonna could learn a few things from jodie

    • @Hellbrunn
      @Hellbrunn 10 місяців тому +61

      Stop judging women. Start supporting women

    • @frankmedrisch7451
      @frankmedrisch7451 10 місяців тому +4

      I thought it was Michael j Fox!

  • @PhillipStewart
    @PhillipStewart 10 місяців тому +235

    Love the "pause for room sound comment." The crew, Teamsters, locals... We very rarely get noticed. Most of the time, that means we are doing our jobs right! The acknowledgment means a lot. 🥰

  • @dramaqueen6G
    @dramaqueen6G 10 місяців тому +21

    My son is a member of IATSE, the union that represents all of the behind-the-scenes workers. He was SO gratified that he and all of his colleagues got a bit of recognition there. These guys work really hard and at all kinds of crazy hours of the day and night and they deserve all the thanks that we can give them.

  • @stephenlane5139
    @stephenlane5139 10 місяців тому +611

    I LOVE how he shouted out the behind the scenes workers, and promises to support them in their negotiations!! Without these workers nothing we enjoy would exist.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 10 місяців тому +14

      Pure class they all stood for that.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 10 місяців тому +8

      That was the best part of the monologue. Those guys absolutely deserved the standing ovation and it was a touching moment that brought actors and behind the scenes workers together.

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior 10 місяців тому +8

      Jimmy is in a hard situation in some ways. He's very close to the president of ABC and Disney, so he also supports his business daddies, but he also wants to represent those in the industry. He's walking that thin line.

    • @Swarmah
      @Swarmah 10 місяців тому

      sadly, that those behind the scenes workers they keep mentioning are usually bad writers, not the true masters, props workers, engineers, stunt safety workers and doubles, safety and medical crew, technicians, the ones that all of whom actually deserve more than actors themselves, but they are paid a bit more than grocery store workers. I have personally been , well not in a hollywood movie, but a local in my country in technical crew as welder. Well , compared to what the writers get, us who actually make the movie possible, and are responsible for actors safety, we get nothing. But well, im glad im not working full time for things like that, because im working for building constructions, and i would never take any job at movie industry to weld anything, because i get like 1/4th per hour of what i can get for actually working on constructions for things that stay there forever.

    • @user-rt4ky3up1f
      @user-rt4ky3up1f 10 місяців тому +1

      Wow that is terrible

  • @maxinpains6937
    @maxinpains6937 10 місяців тому +1321

    Jodie Foster looks amazing!! 🤩

    • @valerieolmtak4581
      @valerieolmtak4581 10 місяців тому +25

      Totally agree with you!!!

    • @retrovibes50
      @retrovibes50 10 місяців тому +17

      She's the best ❤

    • @Mooooty
      @Mooooty 10 місяців тому +18

      She looks great for an 80 year old.

    • @Sara-mf3px
      @Sara-mf3px 10 місяців тому +16

      Yesss. She crushed True Detective too. 🫶

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 10 місяців тому +4

      Lol I just posted that too 😂❤

  • @The2010arian
    @The2010arian 10 місяців тому +21

    Jodi Foster looks so radiant and beautiful with her natural face❤❤

  • @TheTanman412
    @TheTanman412 10 місяців тому +967

    Let’s not pretend RDJ was genuinely enraged or some bullshit, when the man consistently alludes to his past comedically on Jimmy’s show for years now. They’re clearly friends. Downey loves to remind people how far he’s come & fully embraces it truly.

    • @cumpanions8105
      @cumpanions8105 10 місяців тому +11

      you are reading to mutch into this drama dude

    • @whitneyschulte1334
      @whitneyschulte1334 10 місяців тому +3

      And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.

    • @tomimpala
      @tomimpala 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah it was a small misstep no Biggie

    • @rocksparadox
      @rocksparadox 10 місяців тому +11

      @@whitneyschulte1334
      'And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.''
      Holy crap, that's a lot of virtuesignalling over a lame, overused, typical Kimmel joke. ;)

    • @froggin-zp4nr
      @froggin-zp4nr 10 місяців тому +8

      Are they? RDJ doesn't particularly like to talk about that part of his past, it's already well documented and he's talked about it and taken plenty of jokes about it since. Think Kimmel needs some new material

  • @deddyson
    @deddyson 10 місяців тому +401

    2 highest marks in this Jimmy's monologue are acknowledging the cinema workers behind the wall and remind us the joined nominations of De Niro & Foster

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 10 місяців тому +5

      Also Jodi doing the "Yep, true" nod about DeNiro's girlfriend.

    • @barbaracollins385
      @barbaracollins385 10 місяців тому +3

      RDJ and Jodie Foster are the best of the best. Always.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 10 місяців тому

      ​@@barbaracollins385 u mean RDN ??

  • @jeswainston
    @jeswainston 10 місяців тому +84

    The Foster/Deniro joke about age made me laugh out loud man…

  • @apulliam546
    @apulliam546 10 місяців тому +2361

    I can't wait to see Guillermo have tequila shots with celebrities 😂

    • @IzaiahZapata
      @IzaiahZapata 10 місяців тому +36

      Bro ik my favorite part😂😭

    • @avisrobinson452
      @avisrobinson452 10 місяців тому +10

      Yes 😂😂

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 10 місяців тому +58

      Already, the fact that he gave a shout out to Charlize Theron as his "wife" 😂

    • @ping1653
      @ping1653 10 місяців тому +13

      Guillermo would have it more fun, even just his snickering,haha!

    • @brendaborst4179
      @brendaborst4179 10 місяців тому

      A1❤​@@IzaiahZapata

  • @DoctorWhoDoctorMe
    @DoctorWhoDoctorMe 10 місяців тому +2529

    Glad to see the workers get a call out here. America is made because of the working class!! 💪

  • @johndaley6117
    @johndaley6117 10 місяців тому +55

    Jimmys a real one for shouting out the laborers and giving them their props. Much respect

    • @AHMADKIOSK
      @AHMADKIOSK 10 місяців тому +4

      He had to do something emotional because he wasnt funny

    • @ihavenoname-qm8nr
      @ihavenoname-qm8nr 9 місяців тому +1

      @@AHMADKIOSK Hater or what

  • @Fariswheelanwar
    @Fariswheelanwar 10 місяців тому +357

    I'm glad to see the audience give a standing ovation for the writers

    • @JohnJohn-fe6yc
      @JohnJohn-fe6yc 10 місяців тому +4

      lol its all fake tho. Where was their support when they went on strike. Standing and clapping is the absolute below the bare minimum.

    • @gus_viei
      @gus_viei 10 місяців тому +6

      they werent writers, they were the behind the scenes crew, the people who actually make this industry work without a fair pay and the credit they deserve.

  • @Remiel_Plainview
    @Remiel_Plainview 10 місяців тому +1169

    Jodie Foster is aging like a fine wine. 😍

    • @00rei00
      @00rei00 10 місяців тому +21

      And she speaks perfect French. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @iamsimplyanna
      @iamsimplyanna 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@00rei00she is bilingual

    • @katherineclark4933
      @katherineclark4933 10 місяців тому +18

      She’s beautiful! And talented.

    • @bende005
      @bende005 10 місяців тому +4

      no she doesnt

    • @davidmacphee3549
      @davidmacphee3549 10 місяців тому +4

      That movie was disturbing but unforgettable.

  • @Snap.Crackle.Pop.
    @Snap.Crackle.Pop. 10 місяців тому +329

    Nice monolog; my favorite part was Jodi Foster and Robert DiNero being recognized for receiving Oscar nods 48 years ago and who were both again in this audience as nominees. Of all the stars who got camera time during Kimmel’s opening, Jodi Foster simply SPARKLED above the rest. Please, Jodi, more movies!!❤

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 10 місяців тому +5

      Scorcese was there too...

    • @vinsanity40k
      @vinsanity40k 10 місяців тому

      kimmel writers + jimmy prove over and over why they keep getting invited back to host

    • @Reneemfenn
      @Reneemfenn 7 місяців тому

      Yes, more Jodi! ❤

  • @mayberelevant3237
    @mayberelevant3237 10 місяців тому +174

    Jodi Foster looks amazing !! ❤

    • @mike.1
      @mike.1 10 місяців тому

      She old

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@@mike.1so? Everyone ages. She looks amazing. Bet you don't look as good as her when you get to her age. If you do.

    • @infinite3joy
      @infinite3joy 10 місяців тому +3

      @@mike.1you can’t talk. If we’re being factual.

  • @beaq6755
    @beaq6755 10 місяців тому +126

    Lmao the dig at companies with the "look at these beautiful *human* actors"

  • @arundhoni2680
    @arundhoni2680 10 місяців тому +450

    Oh man . How did he miss Matt damon we ran out of time

    • @vijanrama
      @vijanrama 10 місяців тому +47

      There was a bit - watch the ending. Something to do with Matt and Messi the Dog.

    • @beaellie9766
      @beaellie9766 10 місяців тому +12

      The credits rolling and the Matt Damon moment happen.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref 10 місяців тому +10

      Saved the best for last.🤣🤣🤣

    • @PHILDR85
      @PHILDR85 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ianthesoccerref Totally unexpected but yet, expected 😂😂😂

  • @darooh9815
    @darooh9815 10 місяців тому +1813

    RDJ = PURE CLASS. NOW THAT’S A MAN.

    • @miladabravenec14
      @miladabravenec14 10 місяців тому +7

      ❤❤❤

    • @Matika
      @Matika 10 місяців тому +29

      He didn't seem too amused. lol

    • @rrhev
      @rrhev 10 місяців тому +55

      Yeah he's pure class alright. So much so that he didn't even bother to acknowledge, thank or shake hands with Ke Huy Quan when Ke handed RDJ his award, as though Ke was beneath him or something

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 10 місяців тому +16

      Pure class for what ? not losing it , not having a fit of rage in the middle of the Oscars?

    • @thebatmanwhoposts9600
      @thebatmanwhoposts9600 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@@rrhev thank God someone else noticed that too I immediately picked up on it and wondered why he didn't even acknowledge his existence.

  • @GabBee-ji6bt
    @GabBee-ji6bt 10 місяців тому +71

    I almost cried when the crew entered the stage... The people who literally make it possible because of their work behind the scenes. I am glad that they are recognized and celebrated ❤

  • @MrJimheeren
    @MrJimheeren 10 місяців тому +192

    Ryan let’s go camping together and not tell our wives. Okay I laughed

    • @andrewt9128
      @andrewt9128 10 місяців тому +7

      Me too. He delivered it with an unexpected intensity and earnestness

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 10 місяців тому +18

      Is that a brokeback mountain reference??

  • @henryzhang9915
    @henryzhang9915 10 місяців тому +789

    Jodie Foster still has the smile of a teenager.

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 10 місяців тому +23

      At 61
      She looks great!

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 10 місяців тому +21

      What a weird creepy comment. Not a compliment, btw. Most teens have braces. She has the smile of a grown woman. That’s why it’s so great.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 10 місяців тому +6

      Back when I was a teen did not see braces on most kids.

    • @denniswilder3014
      @denniswilder3014 10 місяців тому +4

      Something tells me you cant go within 500 feet of a school and playground and so does the 273 people that liked it. Gross

    • @stephenc8751
      @stephenc8751 10 місяців тому

      Well observed sir

  • @Al-rm6iz
    @Al-rm6iz 10 місяців тому +42

    “Let’s go camping together and not tell our wives “ 😂

    • @lizdahl847
      @lizdahl847 10 місяців тому +3

      He was serious.😮

  • @As1fAhmad
    @As1fAhmad 10 місяців тому +640

    RDJ man he handled it well 😅😅

    • @Julia3455-r5l
      @Julia3455-r5l 10 місяців тому +18

      We all immediately thought of Will Smith. 😂

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Julia3455-r5l not me I thought of Charlie Sheen. She’s the person I think of in Hollywood that had a Coke problem..

    • @prasad9002
      @prasad9002 10 місяців тому +1

      He had no choice

    • @As-jj2rc
      @As-jj2rc 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@prasad9002well I guess but he has walk out on interview when asked about his drug use.

    • @CDubya.82
      @CDubya.82 2 місяці тому

      I would forgive RDJ for slapping Jimmy more than I forgive Will for slapping Chris

  • @billyok779
    @billyok779 10 місяців тому +965

    Not enough comments here about that dog. What a cutie.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 10 місяців тому +12

      IKR!!!!

    • @nicholaswhorley8343
      @nicholaswhorley8343 10 місяців тому +6

      Don't call Margot a dog.

    • @Joe_Narbaiz
      @Joe_Narbaiz 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@nicholaswhorley8343 Wait...he said the dog was a cutie. 🤔

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 10 місяців тому

      Meh!! It's a dog.....

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 10 місяців тому

      Sadly the real dog couldn't make it to the ceremony

  • @reesedavid9037
    @reesedavid9037 10 місяців тому +22

    Man that RDJ part was tough, read the room

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs 10 місяців тому +52

    That first fraction of a second the camera captured Lily Gladstone-she's so stunning. I kept mentally willing the camera to go back to her and just... Stay there. Captivating 🤩

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 10 місяців тому +5

      She’s beautiful and her dress and earrings were stunning too

  • @Denbub
    @Denbub 10 місяців тому +586

    Lets go camping together Ryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 10 місяців тому +48

      ..."and not tell our wives!"

    • @daviddaniels8
      @daviddaniels8 10 місяців тому +4

      not funny

    • @danadavis917
      @danadavis917 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah. Except Kimmel was quite serious.

    • @alexwest5258
      @alexwest5258 10 місяців тому +1

      It was like a reference ?

    • @Andy_Babb
      @Andy_Babb 10 місяців тому +11

      @@alexwest5258no. It was a joke lol but I’m sure he’d go camping with him. Who wouldn’t 😂

  • @davidanderson2519
    @davidanderson2519 10 місяців тому +12

    Only Ricky Gervais can save the Oscars. Imagine the ratings if he hosted.

  • @yourstruly2492
    @yourstruly2492 10 місяців тому +636

    RDJ was, keep it moving

    • @roblo9313
      @roblo9313 10 місяців тому +9

      You guys get offended on behalf of people so easy.

    • @ChrisW228
      @ChrisW228 10 місяців тому +1

      @@roblo9313when did stating a fact become “getting offended”? You could literally read his lips saying exactly that.

  • @dragonqueen3027
    @dragonqueen3027 10 місяців тому +64

    Class act with the real workers coming out at the end for a well deserved standing ovation. 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @VeNuS2910
    @VeNuS2910 10 місяців тому +3

    his memory and stage presence is amazing! i think this is the best Oscar show intro i've seen so far.

  • @shugssss
    @shugssss 10 місяців тому +68

    Partial standing ovation 😂

  • @senguptasayn
    @senguptasayn 10 місяців тому +94

    Tonight should be a lesson for will Smith on how to be civil even when a joke is getting too personal.awesome gentleman Robert Downey.way to go.and heartiest congratulations!

    • @prasad9002
      @prasad9002 10 місяців тому +4

      Maybe some people should learn lessons from Will Smith.

    • @naylas3908
      @naylas3908 10 місяців тому +3

      Don’t be ridiculous. Jimmy and Robert have been joking about this on Jimmy’s show for years. Chris Rock, however, had a history of being nasty to Will and Jada. Plus, a 30 year ago addiction is very different to a current disease.

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 10 місяців тому +150

    No-one laughed at the "I haven't eaten in 3 weeks" because every single one of these people has or has had an eating disorder in their life.

  • @ChadBest-ug8uo
    @ChadBest-ug8uo 10 місяців тому +137

    RDJ took it on the nose! So much respect for the man!

  • @vsrrn67
    @vsrrn67 10 місяців тому +201

    RDJ handled that so well. Will Smith should be taking notes

    • @Fierceprotector
      @Fierceprotector 10 місяців тому +13

      Kimmel also was talking about Nolan seeing porn and his wife was right beside him. Imagine the embarrassment

    • @kellyjohnson6889
      @kellyjohnson6889 10 місяців тому +2

      Cringy....🤨

    • @humournoir7316
      @humournoir7316 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Fierceprotector oh jesus he's not a prince of persia calm down

    • @Fierceprotector
      @Fierceprotector 10 місяців тому +2

      @@humournoir7316 Who? Nolan?
      All I'm saying is he's commited. It's gross to say such things. I understand it's a joke but jokes need to have limits.

    • @humournoir7316
      @humournoir7316 10 місяців тому

      @@Fierceprotector not Nolan, you girl

  • @geomantilla
    @geomantilla 10 місяців тому +11

    This behind the scenes round of applause was INCREDIBLE 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

  • @Onobentz
    @Onobentz 10 місяців тому +197

    “Now she’s 20yrs too old to be his girlfriend” 😮😂

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 10 місяців тому +10

      Sad but true 😢

    • @ahill4642
      @ahill4642 10 місяців тому +2

      😛 brattyyyyyy

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 10 місяців тому +14

      Calling out creepy old men is always welcome. 😅 though I guess if everyone’s over 30, it’s not that bad.
      I also think Tina and Amy’s Gravity joke will always be the best

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 10 місяців тому +4

      Men like younger chicks. Are women creepy for wanting older men?

    • @friedrice7876
      @friedrice7876 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@szn1580depends. Usually women are in it money.

  • @sneifert1968
    @sneifert1968 10 місяців тому +30

    Nice to point out the real workers, the people behind the scenes that make it all go.

  • @concernednetizen975
    @concernednetizen975 10 місяців тому +12

    Brilliantly executed Jimmy! You're the best!

  • @philip1718
    @philip1718 10 місяців тому +760

    RDJ handled that inappropriate "high" joke well.

    • @miriamk2354
      @miriamk2354 10 місяців тому +77

      agree. Thought Kimmel did a good job, but really hated that joke. Hopefully he got RDJ's permission beforehand.

    • @burnacco
      @burnacco 10 місяців тому +19

      he jokes about it himself all the time

    • @Ottee2
      @Ottee2 10 місяців тому +7

      Some of his jokes were kinda mean. But let's go with acerbic.

    • @EntoSanto
      @EntoSanto 10 місяців тому +19

      it's a show business bruh. only will doesnt understand. lol

    • @Halo-d8t
      @Halo-d8t 10 місяців тому +5

      They’re good friends that’s why.

  • @ericksalgado8058
    @ericksalgado8058 10 місяців тому +30

    Great job giving it up to the people who move the gears and levers for Hollywood. Well done Jimmy!

  • @richardknapp8322
    @richardknapp8322 10 місяців тому +4

    Really, " Let's go camping together...." and "on a High point...." were great segways. Jimmy does it so well!

  • @Raether608
    @Raether608 10 місяців тому +35

    I love that they showed the workers.

  • @JoseChesterton-p9q
    @JoseChesterton-p9q 10 місяців тому +34

    That Foster & de niro joke was so apt

  • @Adam-og9gp
    @Adam-og9gp 10 місяців тому +5

    Jimmy does a fantastic job acknowledging the actors and praising them and roasting them afterwards

  • @siddharthnaagar7028
    @siddharthnaagar7028 10 місяців тому +136

    That Foster & de niro joke was so apt 😂

    • @Ottee2
      @Ottee2 10 місяців тому +4

      I cringed.

    • @cioccolateriaveneziana
      @cioccolateriaveneziana 10 місяців тому +10

      Stolen from Ricky Gervais' joke about Leonardo & his toddler-aged girlfriends.

    • @xxxxx409
      @xxxxx409 10 місяців тому +4

      you know that joke was stolen right? Kimmel hasn't been funny in 20 years

    • @Ottee2
      @Ottee2 10 місяців тому +3

      @@xxxxx409, I dunno, when he's attacking Trump, I get a real kick out of that.

    • @xxxxx409
      @xxxxx409 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Ottee2 I would agree but liberal media single handedly giving an election to this clown by reporting/covering him 24/7, despite being banned on most socials, is more cringe than funny.

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 10 місяців тому +98

    The intro of the union folks was a really classy thing to do.

    • @chrissy1088
      @chrissy1088 10 місяців тому

      and about time too! they couldn't do their jobs without all the workers on set,

  • @jenawagner6475
    @jenawagner6475 10 місяців тому +22

    So incredibly happy and PROUD to see a Native American woman nominated for best actress. She is an inspiration. ❤

    • @leighcochran7303
      @leighcochran7303 10 місяців тому +1

      Hope it leads to a great career for her. And she doesn't ALWAYS have to play a native American, Hollywood. They have all kinds of jobs, y'know.

    • @richardknapp8322
      @richardknapp8322 10 місяців тому

      and how!

  • @johngonzo9671
    @johngonzo9671 10 місяців тому +2

    Jimmy Kimmel is that Man !! He spoke up when no one didn't, stood up when everyone sat down , 💪🤝

  • @thuryn.mitchell
    @thuryn.mitchell 10 місяців тому +137

    Boy did Kimmel bomb with that rectangular pocket joke

    • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy
      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy 10 місяців тому +12

      Yeah… that one was maybe *too* crude :P although it’s all a bit subjective obviously. But it wasn’t even remotely funny either tbh lol, kinda like “…uh, ok” hahah

    • @thuryn.mitchell
      @thuryn.mitchell 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy exactly and Robert Downey Jr's reaction said it all " Like WTF?? " loll

    • @evasirova3985
      @evasirova3985 10 місяців тому +25

      Or porn joke about Nolan 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @wittynicknamehere
      @wittynicknamehere 10 місяців тому +6

      I freely admit that I don't get the joke, and am scrolling comments hoping someone explains it. Blame public schooling, i guess?

    • @Nxrthluvsyou
      @Nxrthluvsyou 10 місяців тому +3

      @@wittynicknamehereit’s a common joke, “is that a rocket in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me”

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 10 місяців тому +76

    Fun Fact: Margot Robie is a metal head and loves Slipknot. When Corey Taylor surprised hr with a video chat, she was star struck.

    • @synhet84
      @synhet84 10 місяців тому +1

      Everybody knows that by now…

    • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy
      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy 10 місяців тому +6

      @@synhet84 I didn’t!

  • @RockChunk
    @RockChunk Місяць тому +3

    RDJ handling it like a true professional and man of the arts

  • @bobbyallison-j6q
    @bobbyallison-j6q 10 місяців тому +449

    Emma Stone is gorgeous.

    • @alister101
      @alister101 10 місяців тому +12

      She is, but I lost respect for her after poor things

    • @thraciangrapes
      @thraciangrapes 10 місяців тому +7

      She's getting very lazy in her acting methods. Like all of them do once they get an Oscar.

    • @Mariek9
      @Mariek9 10 місяців тому +10

      I wish that lady from Killers of the flower moon had won! I turned off the sound because she was blubbering away!@@alister101

    • @tiburc10
      @tiburc10 10 місяців тому

      Oh, no! Anyway...@@alister101

    • @Dr.SyedSaifAbbasNaqvi
      @Dr.SyedSaifAbbasNaqvi 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Mariek9 Oscar is about the best performance by an actor and not political correctness.

  • @Prism_ism
    @Prism_ism 10 місяців тому +272

    RDJ kept it classy.

  • @donalokeeffe7504
    @donalokeeffe7504 10 місяців тому +8

    That broke back mountain reference 😂

  • @katewarwick8752
    @katewarwick8752 10 місяців тому +88

    FINALLY someone talking about the crews that make these films ! Many of whom lost their livelihoods (and are still out of work) due to the strikes. Thank you Jimmy

    • @brandonjacobsen3153
      @brandonjacobsen3153 10 місяців тому +1

      Like he cares

    • @jaschowdhari3463
      @jaschowdhari3463 10 місяців тому

      Still there are pay cuts evident for crew , just to show fake sympathy . These hollywood ppl will say anything for money !

  • @dennisthomas6782
    @dennisthomas6782 10 місяців тому +31

    Ms Foster looks amazing 🤩

  • @pitboss2617
    @pitboss2617 10 місяців тому +13

    best part when the behind the scenes labor were on the stage

  • @kr6productions
    @kr6productions 10 місяців тому +191

    RDJ tapping his nose and everyone knowing immediately, risky and distasteful joke and it was taken well 😂.

    • @nameism7md
      @nameism7md 10 місяців тому +2

      what does it mean can you explain

    • @nameism7md
      @nameism7md 10 місяців тому +2

      does it have anything to do with his addiction on coke

    • @nameism7md
      @nameism7md 10 місяців тому +2

      does it have anything with his previous addiction

    • @kr6productions
      @kr6productions 10 місяців тому +20

      @@nameism7md yes, it's about his coke addiction. To which since recovery he's always made jokes about it and shared how it changed his life.

    • @RemmyNHL
      @RemmyNHL 10 місяців тому

      I think he was saying the joke was too on the nose and not a very good one@@kr6productions

  • @BlacksBeachBoogieBurner
    @BlacksBeachBoogieBurner 10 місяців тому +24

    "When Taxi was shot in 1976 Jodi Foster was young enough to be DeNiro's daughter. Now she's 20 years too old to be his girlfriend!" 😂

  • @meredithmacinnis1237
    @meredithmacinnis1237 10 місяців тому +3

    "...your guess is a good as mine..." That is Greek for George! LOL!

  • @ReecePage-j1m
    @ReecePage-j1m 10 місяців тому +498

    Everyone's talking about the RDJ joke but that Germany from com joke was flat out painful to watch.

    • @meribel2926
      @meribel2926 10 місяців тому +86

      yea, this joke was just completely inappropriate.

    • @patricedecourcy4505
      @patricedecourcy4505 10 місяців тому +29

      I find it very funny. :)

    • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy
      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy 10 місяців тому +16

      @@meribel2926 Nah, not really. Get some sense of humour :-)

    • @Julia3455-r5l
      @Julia3455-r5l 10 місяців тому +3

      Which minute?

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 10 місяців тому +48

      Both were bad but yes that rom com Germany joke was cringeworthy

  • @judithbg5588
    @judithbg5588 10 місяців тому +68

    Yes Jimmy - love your endorsement of the righteous SAG-AFRA UNION work!

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 10 місяців тому

      He did good work with the other late night boys, strike ⚡️force five!

  • @rohithn8787
    @rohithn8787 10 місяців тому +15

    Ricky Gervais should host all the Oscars.hes freaking funny😂

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 10 місяців тому +371

    RDJ was not feeling it and I don't blame him. First joke was fine but going in was much. Can't wait to see him win tho 🙌🏼

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 10 місяців тому +42

      But at least he kept it cool and handled it like a champ, he could've slapped Kimmel if he wanted too 😂

    • @cozyjuni
      @cozyjuni 10 місяців тому +21

      Honestly I don't think he was either. I mean I don't know RDJ personally obviously lmao just a fan from the outside. But I've seen enough interviews of him when he is uncomfortable lol. Homes didn't like that all, he handled it gracefully as possible. It was a whack joke.
      But RDJ can take a moment to also laugh at himself (so it seems) but I'm sure he was like oof lol

    • @cornfield5253
      @cornfield5253 10 місяців тому +5

      and he won!

    • @cozyjuni
      @cozyjuni 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@cornfield5253 and I'm glad he did. I'm so proud of him

    • @Commenting800
      @Commenting800 10 місяців тому +9

      Who gives a fk! The joke wasn't malicious. Get over it.

  • @halfeatengamer3400
    @halfeatengamer3400 10 місяців тому +104

    The Fabelmans joke was perfection.

    • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy
      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy 10 місяців тому +2

      And Spielberg’s reaction!!! 🤣🤣🤣 he was great as well during these little “bits”, love Steven

    • @cioccolateriaveneziana
      @cioccolateriaveneziana 10 місяців тому

      Stolen from Amy Schumer when she joked about Timothé Chalamet aging into JK Simmons.

  • @albertomartinez3469
    @albertomartinez3469 10 місяців тому +9

    WE ALL STAND TOGETHER 🤜🤛
    It’s been a long road 8 months of walking the lines, and we all wait and see if we need to do it again 😢 WE ALL STAND TOGETHER!!

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 10 місяців тому +310

    RDJ handled that well. That said Jimmy showing appreciation for Barbie was great. They all should have been nominated

    • @jjcyber278
      @jjcyber278 10 місяців тому +7

      Jimmy was wrong for that RDJ joke. Addiction not funny but RDJ handled it well.

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 10 місяців тому

      @@jjcyber278 when was his addiction anyway? I don’t think about him when I think about drugs. I think about Charlie Sheen!

    • @aymoji9479
      @aymoji9479 10 місяців тому

      nah

    • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy
      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy 10 місяців тому +2

      @@jjcyber278 My problem with Kimmel, usually is - only that although it *can* be pretty funny, he should honestly just leave all of the US politics-related stuff out of the Oscars - because even though it can be pretty funny, as I said, it just riles up people and angers people waaaay too much, I mean it’s just such incredibly divisive topics; and I seriously fear that the Oscars often will lose big audiences because of it tbh. Look, I get that that’s his “schtick”, but he should do that more on his talkshow instead, if he wants to, and then keep it a bit more on “the downlow” tbh whenever he’s doing these big Oscar monologues etc. Just imo.

    • @jjcyber278
      @jjcyber278 10 місяців тому

      @@HH-gv8mx when he did the movie Less Than Zero he was on hard core drugs cocaine and other drugs it took rehab and his wife who helped him get back from that nightmare

  • @Driv3rMadness
    @Driv3rMadness 10 місяців тому +5

    Calling "Anatomy of a Fall" and "The Zone of Interest" rom-coms in Germany is one of the most distasteful jokes I've heard about the Holocaust and Germany in general on live TV, and for the cherry on top, it's told to Hüller straight to her face, in a theater where you're supposed to pretend it's funny.
    I thought Kimmel would not top that level of offensiveness, but then topped it with a remark on Killers of the Flower Moon being so long that one could go and "solve the Osage murders" in that time, when it was actually a genocide and no less.
    Oscars have lost all respect, and respect has gone down the sink.

  • @nighthunter3824
    @nighthunter3824 10 місяців тому +40

    "Your guess is as good as mine"
    I laughed for a minute on that one.

    • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy
      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy 10 місяців тому +1

      Hahaha yep, the puns are always the best part! 😂👍🏼

  • @MDone402
    @MDone402 10 місяців тому +5

    Another great show hosted by Jimmy. Make him the permanent host!! We love you Jimmy ❤❤❤

  • @patrickmartin72
    @patrickmartin72 10 місяців тому +6

    Wow that robert downey segment really bombed

  • @burnacco
    @burnacco 10 місяців тому +9

    Bob laughed HARD at that joke 😭 you can tell he really likes good comedy lmfao

  • @singuensful
    @singuensful 10 місяців тому +285

    I been waiting for Jim Carrey to host this ceremony for years. They’d all get f***ed.

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 10 місяців тому +2

      Where has she disappeared off to?

    • @GodWeenSatan
      @GodWeenSatan 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@HH-gv8mxhe's been saying how disgusting Hollywood has been for years now

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 10 місяців тому +8

      Jim retired!

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 10 місяців тому +1

      Did he ever get remarried after Jenny McCarthy?

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah... you're right. Jimmy's not half as bad though. imo

  • @Alezey574
    @Alezey574 10 місяців тому +1

    That Yourgous joke was stupidly hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @mortalclown3812
    @mortalclown3812 10 місяців тому +43

    Yorgos is as good as mine 😂

  • @MO-1888
    @MO-1888 10 місяців тому +6

    How does JK do it, so much to remember and so perfectly delivered, brill!

    • @user-rt4ky3up1f
      @user-rt4ky3up1f 10 місяців тому

      Hahhahahha
      You have very low standards if you like Jimmy Kimmel
      Just saying lol

  • @adammaas7544
    @adammaas7544 10 місяців тому +3

    RDJ literally saved this man's monologue. He is sooooo lucky he was a support crutch on those lines

  • @noypijr.1028
    @noypijr.1028 10 місяців тому +45

    Such a class act. Very witty, naughty but in a very professional way of hosting..🎉

    • @tbprofile1295
      @tbprofile1295 10 місяців тому +7

      The RDJ garbage was not classy.

  • @omt4293
    @omt4293 10 місяців тому +46

    What a weekend for Katie Britt!
    SNL and then this 🤣

  • @aveeeabbasi7787
    @aveeeabbasi7787 10 місяців тому +3

    5:30 that i wink of messy 😂❤

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 10 місяців тому +163

    Pretty safe monologue from Jimmy. He balanced it out pretty well (between making safe jokes and going "a little too far" a couple of times) to avoid controversy, but I would have loved if he went after the audience a bit harder. Loved that he called out directors for their attitude during the strike, and Hollywood in general for being elitists. Don't think this monologue will have people mad on Twitter.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 10 місяців тому +16

      Obviously you haven't been on the Twitter cesspool lately... that's a good thing though.

    • @lindafischer8498
      @lindafischer8498 10 місяців тому +8

      Full monologue. Some attempts at jokes that simply did not land. He’s done his time and thanks for that, but time for someone new.

    • @lindafischer8498
      @lindafischer8498 10 місяців тому +11

      Meant ‘dull’ monologue.

    • @harleyharris238
      @harleyharris238 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah no going in on actors and studios still hiring xes assaulting directors etc

    • @danadavis917
      @danadavis917 10 місяців тому +6

      Kimmel still sucks. He's like a talented guy who's mind has derailed.

  • @violet5428
    @violet5428 10 місяців тому +101

    RDJ jokes are not great, but "an adult woman with a brain of a child like a lady who gave a rebuttal on state of the union" is damn good!!!

    • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy
      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy 10 місяців тому +7

      I agree, but tbh Kimmel should leave all of the US politics-related stuff out of the Oscars - although it can be pretty funny, it just riles up and angers people way too much, it’s such divisive topics; and I fear that the Oscars often lose big audiences because of it tbh. I get that that’s his “schtick”, but he should do that on his talkshow instead, and then keep it more on “the downlow” tbh whenever he’s doing these Oscar monologues etc. Just imo.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy if u r suggesting that politics should be left out of everything then my friend u r one of those conservative snowflakes who get outraged about everything

  • @dixjam2258
    @dixjam2258 10 місяців тому +5

    Americans probably have no idea how edgy that German romcom joke is for Germans...

    • @aquacat3656
      @aquacat3656 24 дні тому

      How would America feel if a BAFTA host had called the "12 Years A Slave" movie a romcom for Americans? It's just so unnecessary and boring. Almost every country at this point has such a point in history that they're not proud of 🙄

    • @dixjam2258
      @dixjam2258 23 дні тому

      @@aquacat3656 It is about how good or bad you lost a war...it is the winners that establish everything.

  • @ryoku79
    @ryoku79 10 місяців тому +290

    It wasn't that bad like some are trying to make it out to be. Robert handled it well. Stupid jokes from Jimmy. He shook it off well

    • @chiendinh-je2xi
      @chiendinh-je2xi 10 місяців тому +6

      Jimmy Kimmel is no longer funny

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 10 місяців тому +11

      I'm more on appreciating RDJ in handling the joke in a class and comedic way

    • @nanashi7779
      @nanashi7779 10 місяців тому

      ​@@chiendinh-je2xi no longer?

    • @emceenayronaks
      @emceenayronaks 10 місяців тому

      Just dream😂 ​@@chiendinh-je2xi

    • @kakman1958
      @kakman1958 10 місяців тому +3

      I'm guessing he's not writing them... Just delivers what he gets given.

  • @EverlastingEclipses
    @EverlastingEclipses 10 місяців тому +22

    surprisingly, Jimmy gave a much smooth oscar intro compared to others' intros

    • @shmoe187
      @shmoe187 10 місяців тому

      It was boring

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 10 місяців тому +2

      Kimmel’s become one of the better Oscar hosts--smooth, in control, funny and non-elitist. Another fine job, Jimmy.