Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!
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    The first few movies based on video games didn’t exactly give a great reputation to the genre. However the fourth video game movie to ever be made was Mortal Kombat, and it didn’t do too poorly at the box office-- meaning that the FIFTH video game movie ever made was a sequel! It… it wasn’t great.
    Mortal Kombat Annihilation raises a ton of questions. Like why did a bunch of the original actors quit? Why were the events of the first movie undone in just a few seconds? Why are is there an underground hamster ball network all of a sudden? Who hired these actors? Why do all the dead characters have identical brothers? What’s with that mud wrestling scene? Did a cameraman just attack Liu Kang?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @BlazerV61
    @BlazerV61 4 роки тому +2677

    Camera men attacking lead characters is TIGHT

  • @ulisesjorge
    @ulisesjorge 4 роки тому +1075

    "What's the story in this thing?"
    "Oh no no, none of that"
    "Oh, okay"

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 роки тому +8

      What about the story to the previous one?
      Well, the first thing we do is take the final scene and change it. Then we kill a main character.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +3

      Off to a great and accurate start, to be sure.

    • @KelpTheGreat
      @KelpTheGreat 2 місяці тому +1

      Kinda weird that he opened with that and proceeded to spend several minutes explaining the story...

    • @russellvitranoiii3504
      @russellvitranoiii3504 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 more specifically, everyone's FAVORITE main character!

  • @TechDragon1
    @TechDragon1 4 роки тому +1127

    *"Writing languagalistically"* is the most hilarious phrase I have ever heard. Where has that been all my life??

    • @spoonyg419
      @spoonyg419 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks, I was wondering how to spell it.

    • @knightish
      @knightish 3 роки тому +1

      It certainly made me chuckle.

    • @FirecaseGene
      @FirecaseGene 3 роки тому +7

      It killled me .... Language-listicly speaking

    • @CeeworldMedia
      @CeeworldMedia 3 роки тому

      In his head lol

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +5

      Languagealistical writing is tight!

  • @fluidred
    @fluidred 3 роки тому +471

    It always feels wonderful when you find one pitch meeting you didn't watch.

    • @kingofwrestling9758
      @kingofwrestling9758 2 роки тому +10

      Ikr. I keep finding them. I’ve watched a hundred or more already. Such good stuff.

  • @snake098765
    @snake098765 2 роки тому +510

    This pitch meeting actually makes the movie sound better than it is.

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar 2 роки тому +5

      I thought it was pretty good overall

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar 2 роки тому +4

      Oh wait I thought this was the recent one lol

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade Рік тому +4

      @@TROBassGuitar It's true, the pitch meeting makes looks so much better, that am actually thinking of watching it again honestly lol 😂🤣

    • @archaicsoul4597
      @archaicsoul4597 Рік тому +2

      It makes it sound like an actual movie as opposed to a masochism marathon

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Рік тому +3

      ​@Keith D. That one wasn't really good either. None of the Mortal Kombat movies were actually good if we're honest with ourselves lol!

  • @ThetaZord
    @ThetaZord 4 роки тому +570

    “I don’t know, but they give him a haircut about it” LOL 😂

    • @Mbehrhshhenr
      @Mbehrhshhenr 4 роки тому +5

      Wowowow wow wow

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 роки тому +3

      Is he Samson but with lightning powers? No hair, no powers?

    • @iminabrons
      @iminabrons 10 місяців тому +1

      9 years later he adopts Dexter and then looks as if he aged 25 years.

  • @kingwill2282
    @kingwill2282 4 роки тому +316

    Whenever I get to the part in a movie when the title makes sense, I imagine producer guy saying "That's the name of the movie!"

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch 4 роки тому +4

      I had that with the first episode of Into the Night :D

    • @danielmcgraw2327
      @danielmcgraw2327 4 роки тому +13

      I do this whenever I'm watching a sequel or something- "he's from the first movie!"

    • @jenniferconstantine9041
      @jenniferconstantine9041 4 роки тому +10

      Ryan saying this is literally my favorite part now of every pitch meeting where he says it.

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch 4 роки тому +5

      @@jenniferconstantine9041 mine is "I don't know!". I even used it in a pubslished film review once :D

    • @jasonb219
      @jasonb219 4 роки тому +3

      Wow wow wow wow imagination is tight

  • @aaronbouck7730
    @aaronbouck7730 4 роки тому +444

    “Too bad you...will die.”
    Greatest line in cinema ever.

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 2 роки тому +8

      Everyone stood up and applauded!

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 2 роки тому +5

      I mean, Revenge Of The Sith has worse dialogue than that!

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Рік тому +3

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349 just barely tho...lol

    • @siegfriedc2332
      @siegfriedc2332 Рік тому

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349Look up "Backstroke of the West". The subs it puts over Revenge of the Sith makes it so much funnier.

    • @katza831
      @katza831 9 місяців тому +5

      Kal el no

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 4 роки тому +860

    This is the Pich Meeting where he says "wow wow wow" the most, I loved it x)

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian 4 роки тому +402

    "Believing in himself, huh? Sounds like it's gonna be hard."
    Mood.

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 4 роки тому +625

    "BARELY INCONVENIENCE HIM!"- Shao Kahn

  • @ACoderPerson
    @ACoderPerson 4 роки тому +135

    Anyone else notice that Ryan is slowly adding more and more wows to ”wow wow wow, wow”?

    • @Wats06071
      @Wats06071 4 роки тому +4

      I LOVE the wow wow wow .

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 роки тому +6

      I worked, “Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience”, into a conversation yesterday! The people I was talking with did not get the reference.

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 4 роки тому +3

      @@alphagt62 wow
      Wow wow wow wow

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 4 роки тому +2

      Yeahyeahyeah!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +387

    "It's literally just a mud wrestling scene that's in there cuz I'm a little gross"
    Lmao, these pitch meetings are top tier.

  • @cdorman11
    @cdorman11 4 роки тому +401

    "His heart belongs to Kitana."
    "Oh, are they a couple?"
    "Yeah, and they have been for several hours."
    "Very romantic."
    Love at first sight. I love love stories.

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt 3 роки тому +6

      Pretty sure the tournament took place over days.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 роки тому +3

      They weren't dating for most of that time.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 3 роки тому +4

      Oh, rushed love stories are TIGHT!

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 3 роки тому

      @@XX-sp3tt but they spent very little time together. A few hours at most.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 2 роки тому

      That's why I though I hated romance for most of my life

  • @daviddennis7063
    @daviddennis7063 Рік тому +20

    Hearing Ryan Say "To Bad Yoouu... WILL DIE" perfectly synced was aaesome

  • @EdmundLoh
    @EdmundLoh 4 роки тому +1488

    This is the right movie for the hero to do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day. But what a missed opportunity.

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 4 роки тому +22

      God damn it. Beat me to it

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 роки тому +39

      I think Ryan George is saving that plot for a truly epic cinematic work of art.

    • @kenoliver2782
      @kenoliver2782 4 роки тому +41

      You're going to have to get all the way off his back about that.

    • @rakdos36
      @rakdos36 4 роки тому +12

      @@peterg76yt Or when it actually happens in the movie.

    • @charlierashi100
      @charlierashi100 4 роки тому +10

      Ken Oliver, oh, lemme get off of that thing.

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 4 роки тому +582

    "And then the Metal arm guy is gonna punch a centaur man"
    "Nice"
    "And he's gonna lose his metal arms"
    "Sounds like this might be a problem"
    "nah, he'll realise the power was within him all along and punch it with his normal arms"
    "Amazing, believe in yourself, great message for kids"

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 4 роки тому +27

      Those metal arms were just in the way

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 4 роки тому +21

      And he's going to be able to cause minor earthquakes with his metal arms.
      Hold on. Aren't we worried about kids trying to injure themselves so they can have metal arms to?

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 4 роки тому +12

      Barely an inconvenience, then. 😄

    • @Dzurky
      @Dzurky 4 роки тому +6

      @@flankspeed yeah he missed the golden opportunity. kinda sad though but the rest is briliant

    • @beastmode2541
      @beastmode2541 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan lost the opportunity

  • @agentmiko6049
    @agentmiko6049 4 роки тому +374

    "Oh okay, Lemme get off of that thing" is a seriously underrated line.

    • @safarnamaniac
      @safarnamaniac 3 роки тому +1

      It's such a perfect That's What She Said set up

    • @PeamThePanda
      @PeamThePanda 2 роки тому +1

      no it's not it's like the only one the comment section talks about next to "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 3 роки тому +59

    Can't believe that Cameraman did not become a lasting MK character.

  • @laht93
    @laht93 4 роки тому +193

    I lost it at "it's kinda gonna resemble a fight"!

    • @tokus420
      @tokus420 4 роки тому +3

      yea, he nailed with that description lol!

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 4 роки тому +1

      Your comment should get more love because Ryan nailed it with that one.

    • @NoteyouraveRage
      @NoteyouraveRage 3 роки тому

      Me too 😂

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 4 роки тому +154

    "Characters from a video game doing flippity-flips."
    This is a really good sentence, languagelistically speaking.

  • @DavidErickRamos
    @DavidErickRamos 4 роки тому +666

    Need help...cannot find the “button button”

  • @StefanGural
    @StefanGural 4 роки тому +152

    Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
    "But I want sequels."
    "What?"
    "I don't like that. I want sequels."
    "No, sir. It's the movie's catchphrase."
    "Oh catchphrases are tight!"
    "Yes, they are. But the story also doesn't lend itself to sequels."
    "How are we gonna solve that problem?"
    "Is it difficult to make just one movie, sir?"
    "No its super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah. And if I want sequels, I'll just hire another screenwriter."
    "What?"
    (music sting)
    (Screenrant article)

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 4 роки тому +4

      Catchphrase switchamaroos are TIGHT

    • @TheWhocaresusername
      @TheWhocaresusername 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like you already wrote it for him lol

    • @zacharynugent9745
      @zacharynugent9745 4 роки тому +2

      Omg please.

    • @RtotheOY
      @RtotheOY 4 роки тому +1

      Yeaaaah do highlander!!! 😆

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 4 роки тому

      Cut to Best friend, significant other, or Ryan wearing a wig.
      So you're the new screenwriter.

  • @allanfrd
    @allanfrd 4 роки тому +41

    - "Starting the sequel by killing the best character from the previous movie is that going to be a problem?"
    - "That's probably fine."
    - "Amazing"

  • @nickkurszewski9869
    @nickkurszewski9869 4 роки тому +52

    I'd like to see the pitch meeting for Mars Attacks.

  • @lyse
    @lyse 4 роки тому +2392

    So... no one is going to conment about Ryan’s perfect acting “Too bad you... will die!”? I died at that line :))

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 4 роки тому +202

    I knew this movie was going to be bad the first 5 minutes in when the characters were different and Johnny Cage got killed.

    • @digital1401
      @digital1401 4 роки тому +16

      smelly cat I remember being so disappointed when I left the theater as a kid like wtf was that.

    • @wodencafe
      @wodencafe 4 роки тому +5

      @@digital1401 Same

    • @petermarshall2256
      @petermarshall2256 4 роки тому +5

      Because the first was such a good film?

    • @Rudoku1
      @Rudoku1 4 роки тому +7

      @@petermarshall2256 It hid its shittiness better. Even kid me hated Annihilation. I felt bad for being mad that I couldn't see it in theaters once I finally got to see it.

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 4 роки тому +3

      @@petermarshall2256 10 year old me thought it was good but annihilation was way worse.

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j 4 роки тому +37

    “Oh okay let me get off of that thing.”
    Gets me every time🤣

  • @PetePuebla
    @PetePuebla 4 роки тому +1120

    "He died in the first one too. Is this also his brother?"
    "I don't care."
    "That's fair. Me either to be honest."
    😂 🤣 🤣

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 4 роки тому +23

      His I don't care's on Super Mario Bros movie pitch meeting kills me

    • @lannielson1506
      @lannielson1506 4 роки тому +22

      I mean, to be fair, 8yo me didn't care either and just wanted blue/yellow ninja flippy kicks.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 роки тому +10

      At least Scorpion's made sense. Even in the first movie he had the skull under the mask, implying that he's some kind of undead being.
      Sub-Zero was just to show the unmasked version from MK3. I think they treated it like a different character for the movie because money.

    • @MrSideswipe13
      @MrSideswipe13 4 роки тому +15

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 There are 2 Sub-Zeros and they are in fact brothers. The first one, however, does die and becomes Noob-Saibot (The black shadow ninja). Thats when his brother takes the Title of Sub-Zero. The good Sub-Zero is the one with the scar. It would have been better if they actually Brough Noob-Saibot into this film.

    • @idleoz21
      @idleoz21 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrSideswipe13 they KINDA did when Ermac splits itself, the copy is meant to be Noob... Sorta

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 4 роки тому +69

    "All of the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again!"

  • @trybeingakr
    @trybeingakr 4 роки тому +3377

    Then Liu Kang did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day!

  • @Morpheus0
    @Morpheus0 4 роки тому +313

    Ryan George : "I don't, I don't care."
    Producer Guy who is definitely not Ryan George : "That's fair, me neither to be honest."
    The best

    • @Morpheus0
      @Morpheus0 4 роки тому +8

      @drew pedersen If money's in, I'm in...😉

    • @phil2160
      @phil2160 4 роки тому +7

      @@Morpheus0 If he's in I'm in

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 4 роки тому

      Phil 21 Well if he’s in, I’m in

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 4 роки тому +334

    ScreenRant: "Ooh Ryan what will we do without you"
    Ryan: "I don't know"
    ScreenRant: "fair enough"

    • @WolverineIncognito
      @WolverineIncognito 4 роки тому +1

      Is Ryan quitting?

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 4 роки тому +15

      @N. Warner I'm gonna need you to get alllllllllll the way off of your soapbox.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 4 роки тому +2

      Us being the people at Screen Rant?

    • @peace8381
      @peace8381 4 роки тому +3

      @@WolverineIncognito No he isn't.
      People just comment a lot that everybody is subscribed to ScreenRant just for Ryan George and his Pitch Meetngs.

    • @DSzaks
      @DSzaks 4 роки тому +1

      Wowwowwowwow.........
      .......... Wow.

  • @ColdHawk
    @ColdHawk 4 роки тому +27

    “Great. So what’s the story in this thing?”
    “No-no-no, none of that.”
    You could cut and paste that into the pitch meeting for so many movies these days... sooo many... just sooooo many.

  • @waterywingz
    @waterywingz 4 роки тому +15

    Props to Ryan for having watched the whole movie and made sense of it to tell us about it again 💡

  • @digital1401
    @digital1401 4 роки тому +202

    Every pitch meeting he says
    “I don’t care” is hilarious.

    • @SiroBenju
      @SiroBenju 4 роки тому +2

      Same! All petitioning him to add that to his recurring lines--it explains so much so quickly 🤣

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 4 роки тому +72

    "Is this also his brother?"
    "I dont care"
    😂

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 4 роки тому +124

    “And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the cameraman.” Im ded

  • @kidcrusher666
    @kidcrusher666 4 роки тому +5

    these pitch meetings are literally the sunshine to my day, OHRLY?

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl 4 роки тому +211

    Do a pitch meeting of Final Fantasy: Spirits within.
    "You have a movie for me?"
    "Yessir I do! A Final Fantasy movie!"
    "Oh wow! Final Fantasy! Will it have magic?"
    "No!"
    "An evil empire nearly in complete control of the world that in its hubris tries to take control of an ancient evil that seeks to destroy the world?"
    "Nope!"
    "Chocobos?"
    "Nuh-uh!"
    "Moogles?"
    "Nah!"
    "Any of the easily recognizable FF monsters like tonberry or behemoth?"
    "None at all!"
    "Airships?"
    "Well, planes and spaceships... so no!"
    "Will it at LEAST be set in another world with no connection to our world whatsoever?"
    "Nope! Earth in the future!"
    "Then what makes it a Final Fantasy movie?"
    "The name!"
    "Oh yeah! Names are tight!"

    • @harperharper6343
      @harperharper6343 4 роки тому +18

      That was a disappointing movie

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 роки тому +3

      I think I saw it did it have a giant crystal that was important to the plot?

    • @Daxyl
      @Daxyl 4 роки тому +7

      @@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 I do not recall a crystal. There was the concept of the planet having a spirit called Gaia, which very VERY loosely correlates to the life stream in FF7, but that's about as close as it gets... Oh, and there was a scientist named Cid.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 роки тому

      Daxyl the movie I saw had a giant crystal in the earth. I think the hero became a part of it.

    • @moonwolfhowl
      @moonwolfhowl 4 роки тому

      That would be a FANTASTIC Pitch Meeting seconded

  • @sergio.h1985
    @sergio.h1985 4 роки тому +107

    I feel Ryan could have spent about 3 more minutes talking about the CGI, which would be longer than the total amount that the CGI team spent

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Рік тому +1

      Doing cgi with a shoestring budget in the 90s probably wasnt that easy.

  • @codysnowden2188
    @codysnowden2188 4 роки тому +355

    This movies whole creation... "Yeeaa It'll be fine!"

    • @boomerotic2498
      @boomerotic2498 4 роки тому +25

      Ohhh, the critical drinker is tight!

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 4 роки тому +1

      That whole cast switch right at the start jesus

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 4 роки тому +5

      And Johnny Cage just kicked GORO'S ass so lets just kill him like hes chopped liver

    • @bboss7874
      @bboss7874 4 роки тому

      Literally.. Or " when they see the rest it'll be okay" 🤔😒

    • @wes426
      @wes426 4 роки тому

      being a critical drinker is super easy , barely an inconvenience

  • @user-cj9vi9or5o
    @user-cj9vi9or5o 4 роки тому +439

    This movie could be summarized almost immediately, actually.
    ”Whoops!”
    ”Whoopsie!”

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +16

      Toasty!

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 4 роки тому +3

      I don't feel like staying safe... I'm going to produce a video game movie!

    • @islandeveillard1510
      @islandeveillard1510 4 роки тому +3

      "And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man."
      ✋😑👌

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 4 роки тому +18

    "And then Liu Kand is gonna see a wolf and is gonna be attacked by the camera man"
    "What?"
    I rolled laughing

  • @jedc6507
    @jedc6507 4 роки тому +13

    "how does that happen"
    "well idk, I wrote that it happened so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    best movie logic ever lol

  • @Paganbeliever
    @Paganbeliever 4 роки тому +112

    "so you have a movie for me?"
    "No Sir I don't"
    "You don't?"
    "No... No... It's more like a cashgrabby thing"

  • @Vyufta1
    @Vyufta1 4 роки тому +97

    "Face Off" pitch meeting!
    "Well now that the movie is over, I bet its gonna be real tough for him to get his face back since the special dr that did it is dead now?"
    "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh, really?!"
    "Yeah. He just gets it fixed, it's all good."
    "They didn't have to search at all for a capable doctor willing to perform a face transplant?"
    "That's what we're going with."
    "Well okay then!"

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 4 роки тому +4

      Bravo! That was a good one.
      I had a similar one for "The Wizard Of Oz".

    • @vladimirefest4980
      @vladimirefest4980 4 роки тому +3

      This sounds exactly like something from a pitch meeting

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 4 роки тому +6

      @@Vyufta1 This was the "super easy" joke I had for it:
      "Well, with Dorothy's chances of getting back home literally flying away, it must be rather difficult for her to return to Kansas."
      "Actually, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience."
      "Oh, really?!"
      "Yeah, Glenda told her to click her heels together three times, and think 'There's no place like home,' then she's back."
      "Wait... so this good witch could have told her this information ages ago? She should be the bad witch."

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 роки тому +4

      That movie makes face transplants seem super easy, barely an inconvenience. By the end of the movie they've swapped faces more than once, and they never even have any bruising, swelling, stitches, or scars. Not even a recovery period.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +4

      "And then John Travolta in Nicolas Cage's body tells his guys that he's going to take Nicolas Cage in John Travolta's body's face... OFF."
      "That's the name of the movie!"

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 4 роки тому +199

    Classes in Writing Languagistically will be held every other Wednesday on Zoom.
    You know, if he feels like it. 🤣😂

  • @annonymouslibertairian9120
    @annonymouslibertairian9120 4 роки тому +16

    "I hope the actress really nails that line." I literally spit coffee all over my screen.

  • @airixxxx
    @airixxxx 4 роки тому +37

    Raiden against the Reptiles has to be one of the funniest scenes ever, besides the fact that no one is getting hit, you can see Raiden's stunt double face all the time, it's hilarious.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. Рік тому +1

      Question:
      Was Raiden and Reptile on that scene doing martial arts or ballet dances?

    • @aaronstevenson4136
      @aaronstevenson4136 Рік тому +1

      It's basically a ballet recital.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 4 роки тому +158

    Ryan or Critical Drinker: "Naw, it'll be fine."

  • @GorramT
    @GorramT 4 роки тому +39

    I remember my friends and I watching thinking, “nah, Johnny Cage ain’t dead. He’ll come back any second now....”

  • @Cinsavant
    @Cinsavant 4 роки тому +52

    I absolutely need a t-shirt that says "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that". Make it happen, please

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 4 роки тому +3

      Seconded.

    • @ivanrios5466
      @ivanrios5466 4 роки тому

      Yes please!

    • @kevinkassoka8628
      @kevinkassoka8628 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @g.w.7893
      @g.w.7893 4 роки тому +3

      I'm pretty sure you yourself can make that happen.

    • @Cinsavant
      @Cinsavant 4 роки тому +3

      @@g.w.7893 I don't want to make it happen...I want him to benefit off of his own work by providing a t shirt for me to buy

  • @kanaric
    @kanaric 10 місяців тому +2

    Sindel's "Too bad YOU..... will die" is one of the best scenes in film history

  • @hiddenshadow2105
    @hiddenshadow2105 4 роки тому +13

    Writer-Guy: "I freaking love hamsters!"
    Somehow, I am not surprised.

  • @kuziokundera
    @kuziokundera 4 роки тому +40

    Please Do “Flash Gordon” 1980, or “Masters of the Universe”

  • @mercylimpokhuwe
    @mercylimpokhuwe 4 роки тому +58

    PG: so what's the story?
    WG: oh none of that.
    PG: wow wow wow wow, movies without stories are tight.

  • @ryanm.6005
    @ryanm.6005 4 роки тому +285

    Even at 14 years old, I knew Sindel's acting was at porn movie levels.

    • @tyrionlannister4920
      @tyrionlannister4920 4 роки тому +81

      that acting and CGI is taring me apart Lisa!!!!

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 4 роки тому +32

      I've seen porn with good acting lol 🤣

    • @x5992
      @x5992 4 роки тому +31

      Musetta Vander. In the late 90s, she was a go-to hot girl on a budget. To be fair, she was pretty hot.

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 4 роки тому +22

      ...I'm not going to ask how much porn acting you had seen at 14 to warrant that comparison.

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- 4 роки тому +23

      @@tyrionlannister4920 oh hi khan

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 4 роки тому +11

    1:07 this part killed me....Ryan pls dont change ever xdddd

  • @arlopear7136
    @arlopear7136 4 роки тому +39

    This pitch meeting was 60,000 times better than the actual movie

  • @pcssfc
    @pcssfc 4 роки тому +32

    “So what’s the story”
    “Ah no non of that”

  • @joenesvick7043
    @joenesvick7043 4 роки тому +107

    Christopher Lambert wouldn't return, and he did those Highlander sequels. Hey I never saw Speed 2, but Keanu Reeves didn't return and he did those Matrix sequels

    • @comicbookfanboy2183
      @comicbookfanboy2183 4 роки тому +10

      He and Sean Connery were contractually obligated to do Highlander 2. Which they both disowned before the film was even released. They knew how bad it was.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 4 роки тому +6

      @@comicbookfanboy2183 As bad as it was, it still wasn't as bad as the following sequels.
      At least the TV series was good.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 4 роки тому +11

      @@dreamlandnightmare I'd say the third movie is better than the second, not that that's a high bar to get over. The plot was pretty much just a rehash of the first one, after all. But you know, when your first movie's premise is "There can be only one" and at the end there is only one, maybe, just maybe, movie-wise, there should only be one ;)

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar 4 роки тому +4

      @@dreamlandnightmare The Matrix sequels were infinitely better than the Highlander sequels. The only redeeming factor of the Highlander sequels are the individual actors in them such as Chistopher Lambert, Michael Ironside, Mario Van Peebles, Virginia Madsen, and Mako.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 4 роки тому +7

      What are these Highlander sequels you are all talking about? There's only one. There can be only one!

  • @SevenPhotonsFilms
    @SevenPhotonsFilms 4 роки тому +26

    "....and then all the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again...." this kind of summarizes the quality of the movie.

  • @swintjoker
    @swintjoker 3 роки тому +19

    I've watched all the pitch meetings. This one had me laughing my ass off more than any other. Your writing ,the acting with the "I don't care attitude" added with the clips of this awful movie were pure gold. Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in awhile.

    • @blinkmusic88
      @blinkmusic88 3 роки тому

      Isn't there a pitch meeting for the 1995 mk movie? I can't seem to find it, but I swear I remember it

    • @littlesaresare
      @littlesaresare Рік тому

      The Super Marios pitch meeting is great for the "I just don't care" attitude.

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF 2 роки тому +2

    “I hope the actress really nails that line.”
    Lol!!

  • @MrHardfoot
    @MrHardfoot 4 роки тому +80

    Damnit, I put a lot of effort and alcohol into forgetting this movie existed.

    • @18deadmonkeys
      @18deadmonkeys 4 роки тому +6

      Same. It's almost as bad as losing the game.

    • @patblabla8306
      @patblabla8306 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @samuelasein6810
      @samuelasein6810 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao!!! Ryan just basically gave an explanation of why the movie did not make any sense to high school me. Lol!

  • @darkcornholio
    @darkcornholio 4 роки тому +303

    Skipping return of the king is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @coreyw5981
      @coreyw5981 4 роки тому +6

      Ugh yes i must have. And all the horrible hobbit movies

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 4 роки тому +11

      Subverting expectations is TIGHT!

    • @bitfusionsouthafrica
      @bitfusionsouthafrica 4 роки тому +2

      I bet that will be released next week

    • @realBlueMoonMusic
      @realBlueMoonMusic 4 роки тому +7

      @@coreyw5981 They really weren't "horrible". Just not nearly as good as the Lord of the Rings.

    • @themanyouwanttobe
      @themanyouwanttobe 4 роки тому +13

      I'd like you to get off Ryan's back about that.

  • @Andyamalik
    @Andyamalik 4 роки тому +11

    OMFG RYAN YOU TOOK MY SUGGESTION TO DO THIS MOVIE
    YOU ROCKKKKKK!!!

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy 4 роки тому +46

    "Raiden comes back to life"
    "How does that happen?"
    "Well I wrote that it happens, so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    LMAO where does this guy come up with this genius dialogue!

  • @marcgto
    @marcgto 9 місяців тому +1

    For the "too bad you, will die" line. You should've read the line on the page, but turns out "too bad you" was the final 3 words of the first page. Then flip to the next page to finish with "will die".

  • @scottgun
    @scottgun 4 роки тому +14

    One of my favorite things: Watching Pitch meetings and studiously avoiding any other Screen Rant videos.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 роки тому

      That sounds like its going to be super hard

    • @RockyHoward
      @RockyHoward 4 роки тому

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. They put all of the Pitch Meetings in a playlist and you can just follow the playlist without having to watch anything else from the channel.

  • @timestamp2525
    @timestamp2525 4 роки тому +62

    "He also died in the first movie. Is this also his brother?"
    "I do - I don't care" 😂

  • @shadowdragonlord2295
    @shadowdragonlord2295 4 роки тому +72

    Power Rangers movie
    Charlie's Angels 2019
    Chappie
    Short Circuit

    • @gwyld
      @gwyld 4 роки тому +6

      Actually, Charlie's Angels,no matter what year.

    • @purpleganja2
      @purpleganja2 4 роки тому +5

      +1 for short circuit!

    • @OratoryJamesIV
      @OratoryJamesIV 4 роки тому +2

      God, yes. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, ESPECIALLY.

    • @Dori-Ma
      @Dori-Ma 4 роки тому +3

      I'll throw _The Adventures of Pluto Nash_ in there too.

    • @joshuatoms7664
      @joshuatoms7664 4 роки тому +2

      Short Circuit is OFF LIMITS. I like my childhood...

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 4 роки тому +86

    I love how, between MK1 and Annihilation , the costumes went from looking pretty damn believable to Power Ranger levels of unbelievability!

    • @wittyjoker4631
      @wittyjoker4631 3 роки тому +7

      Right like why not just reuse the costumes from mk1.

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard 2 роки тому +4

      @@wittyjoker4631 because they now need to look like the MK3 versions, so it go the old MK2 inspired ones

  • @shellfire6931
    @shellfire6931 2 роки тому +1

    1:16 How did he do such an accurate impersonation of me trying to speak?

  • @overkillz1986
    @overkillz1986 4 роки тому +31

    Mortal Kombat Pitch Meeting??? This is gonna be TIGHT!

  • @itsakingproduction727
    @itsakingproduction727 4 роки тому +15

    I died at "writing langualigistically"!! How the hell do you come up with these stuff for the videos?? Freaking genius! 😩😂😂😂

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 4 роки тому +32

    "So what's the story?"
    "Oh no none of that" 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mikeRedMDK2032
    @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +3

    Lynden : ''Ehh...no sequel for me.''
    Bridget : ''Nope! Just remembered i've got that..other thing going right now.''
    Christopher : ''No thank you.''
    Robin : ''.... *sigh* .... ok. Sure.''

  • @closetevangelism
    @closetevangelism Рік тому +1

    I like how they basically took the cliff notes of the cliff notes of the cliff notes of MK3 and then wrote that movie while drunk and high at the same time

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 4 роки тому +418

    "He passed that test earlier, right"
    "The one where he held himself back from sleeping with a woman he had literally just met"
    I mean that's not always super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @nooctip
      @nooctip 4 роки тому +54

      But t can be tight.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 роки тому +18

      I would have failed that test.

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 4 роки тому +17

      I've failed that test a few times.

    • @DexDexter0
      @DexDexter0 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jebu911
      Easy test to pass.
      Skarlet

  • @anhad004
    @anhad004 4 роки тому +65

    I was literally not interested in this movie but I freakin' wanted a Pitch Meeting of it.

    • @RobotHau5
      @RobotHau5 4 роки тому +8

      It was an abomination nearly on par with Dragonball Evolution.

    • @anhad004
      @anhad004 4 роки тому +1

      @@RobotHau5 That's true.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +1

      Same 😂😂

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому +114

    Writer Guy: "I really like hamsters!"
    Pretty sure most of the production's crew really liked gerbils, too. =/

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth google "richard gere gerbil" =)

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamesanthony8438 I hate you now

    • @justsomemegwithalongnose7116
      @justsomemegwithalongnose7116 4 роки тому

      arinze

    • @18bluecat
      @18bluecat 4 роки тому

      @@jamesanthony8438 it's proven false by snopes.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому

      @@18bluecat And some trailer-trash couple in a mobile home with access to Google are leading world experts in fact-finding... how again? How often are 'snopes' ever actually right about anything? They've got the same success ratio with facts as the main stream media... and that ain't much. =)

  • @yangonnerd6669
    @yangonnerd6669 4 роки тому +1

    Pressing LIKE the moment i hear "so you have a movie for me" LOVE IT!

  • @Dan_Rodrigues
    @Dan_Rodrigues Рік тому +2

    "Then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the cameraman..."
    Hahahaha! Good one.

  • @PureLuck719
    @PureLuck719 4 роки тому +35

    Director: "Are you sure you can handle the dragon special effects?"
    Effects guy: "Oh yea. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @tunkycool
    @tunkycool 4 роки тому +11

    "Hairdressing Gods are tight!"
    I never thought I would ever hear a line like that in my life.

  • @TY-up1xp
    @TY-up1xp 4 роки тому +12

    "So what's the story in this thing?" ... "Oh, no..none of that." Had me in tears. xD

  • @Fybuh
    @Fybuh 3 роки тому +32

    "Too bad YOU, will die"
    The most cringe line ever

    • @peterkrug2327
      @peterkrug2327 3 роки тому +1

      "Too bad YOUR...movie will suck!"

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому

      I feel the need to point you towards "oh God, oh no, oh God, oh no"

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 3 роки тому

      Or Trolls 2: “Oh My Goooood!

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon Рік тому +1

      Pretty sure "Rey Skywalker." is worse.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 9 місяців тому

      Not even as bad as some of the lines from "Revenge of the Sith."

  • @Ace-Of-Luck
    @Ace-Of-Luck 2 роки тому +3

    0:08 "we had great responses to MK1, out of all the movies that came out of 1995, everyone agrees MK1 was one of them"

  • @IDKeffect82
    @IDKeffect82 4 роки тому +4

    "I need you to get all the way off my back" love it when he says that.

    • @EdmundLoh
      @EdmundLoh 4 роки тому +1

      “Ooo let me get off of that thing” 😙

    • @IDKeffect82
      @IDKeffect82 4 роки тому

      @@EdmundLoh lol yes

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 4 роки тому +44

    *Do already "Idiocracy"!* That movie, or rather the Documentary deserves a pitch meeting! That would be tight.

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 4 роки тому +2

      That movie's concept frightens

    • @haris000000
      @haris000000 4 роки тому +1

      Moves resembling reality are TIGHT !!!

    • @particularbored6072
      @particularbored6072 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, he should "do already" the "moves" about the world getting dumber lol. Also, Random capitalization is tight! 🤭😁😉

  • @PhantomPuppy81
    @PhantomPuppy81 4 роки тому +4

    Glad to see this one. You guys should do ones for the Live Action G.i. Joe movies they did. Heck, do the animated one too.

  • @ioncamin5
    @ioncamin5 3 роки тому +2

    You have GOT to do a Pitch Meeting for the new Mortal Kombat...its like a movie made for this specifically

  • @jackd6881
    @jackd6881 2 роки тому +1

    I love how sindel looks to be the same age or even younger then her "daughter" too

  • @mikeo.4203
    @mikeo.4203 4 роки тому +11

    I was never going to watch this so glad for the cliffsnotes.

    • @KiraMermaid
      @KiraMermaid 4 роки тому +1

      These cliffsnotes make the movie look better than it was

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +56

    This is one of the only movies where "Good guy did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck" sounds very much possible

  • @arnabpaul4073
    @arnabpaul4073 4 роки тому +22

    "Hair dressing gods are tight".. Actually I need a God who can grow my hair back.. 😥😥

  • @mitlandir5761
    @mitlandir5761 4 роки тому

    I love the way Ryan writes words languagilistically!

  • @G360LIVE
    @G360LIVE 4 роки тому +1

    @3:55
    Fun fact: The guy doing the fighting as Raiden is Ray Park, Darth Maul himself.