Malört Mixology: Margarita Time
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2022
- It's the Chicago version of a Margarita, and it's not Da Best, let's just say that.
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You've done Malort so much I have to assume you secretly love it
It’s the best
That's the worst part about Malort, you drink enough and you start to like the shit.
Looks like you're right. Not one dry-heave in the entire video. 🤣
They at least owe him stock in a downward spiraling company. Maybe even some debt.
Swedish Seed(by Kimpton Hotels)
Ingredients:
1 oz. Malört
1 oz. root liqueur
1 egg white
¾ oz. lemon juice
1 ½ oz. brown sugar honey syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Ice
Directions:
1.Combine the Malört, root liqueur, and egg white in a shaker (or in a class with another glass turned over, rim to rim) and shake well.
2.Add the lemon juice, brown sugar honey syrup, and Angostura bitters to the shaker and add a large scoop of ice.
3.Shake well again and strain pour into a cocktail coupe glass.
4.Garnish with fresh orange peel zest.
You should do a sparkling Malort Mai Tai... Made with Topo Chico Mango hard seltzer 😂
I read "hard seltzer" as "hand sanitizer" for some reason and I think that'd make a more palatable beverage.
We want him still alive!
Oh PV3. You know what's stronger than the Malört-rita? PV3 nation's love for you
I asked the bartender last night if they had some Malört. She said a coworker actually brought some in and they were all going to try it, she watches the channel too!
"We're gonna keep it going until something breaks. Either my will, or the algorithm." Because your spirit broke a very long time ago.
Bitter End: Equal parts Malort and Grapefruit juice into a highball, then top up with a citrusy beer like a radler.
Malörtopolitan - cranberry juice, Cointreau and Malört.
I will say it again, a French 75 for the next one!
There's a reason he doesn't use Spittoon during these Malort videos, as it would eventually etch into Spittoon's beautiful body. I'd tell you to imagine what it's doing to PV3, but that's on clear display with each new video. #Spittoon
I love the history of mixology and classic cocktails from early 20th century. One of my favorite cocktails is the Aviation and I think it would be so cool to see you make one with Malört, if only to see if it turns out its' signature purple.
I think the lore is evolving to him loving mallort
I'm thinking you're afraid, my friend. MALORTA COLADAAAAAAAA
Dude, too far, not human.
🎶 If you like pina malörtas... 🎶
Irish coffee+malort= Irish Coffin
Why did I start tearing up when Prescott starting getting sad boi?
If there is a hell, it has Malort fountains instead of water fountains. I'm not afraid of burning to a bloody, squirty, melty crisp for all eternity but I'm DAMN sure afraid of Malort!
Still hoping for a variation on the Long Island Iced Tea, with Malort replacing the vodka. And maybe the rum. Which would probably be called a Sing-Sing Iced Tea. All those different flavors, it would be like a prison riot in your mouth!
Rikers Island Iced Tea
I love your videos. Please keep up the great work.
Still waiting on that Malort sunrise😉👍
Spittoon was been like, "No I'm not doing any Malort, you're gonna have to swallow it yourself."
It's Halloween and I am rewinding the tongue bit repeatedly...it's honestly the highlight of my night. We appreciate you PV3
"Mà-lôrt"... As a swede, I still hade you for that pronounciation. I still love you to
A malört negroni HAS to be somewhat palatable
The issue with that is that if you're the type of person who likes a Negroni you're probably not that bothered by Malört in the first place
I use navy strength gin and Martini and Rossi white vermouth with the Malort. It gives it a nice grapefruit bitterness.
Emo Nite = Sad Hour 🤷♂️🤘
Discovered the other night that after a few rounds of malort it makes me weep uncontrollably.
Can I send you the Marz Brewing Malört Seltzer?
Cocktail idea. Martini with Malort, Thunderbird and Lilet. Go ahead and add olive juice so your stomach lining doesn’t INSTANTLY dissolve. 😂
I'm just waiting for you to do enough of these that you develop a taste for Malort. Speaking of which, how about a Long Island Iced Tea, with Malort replacing the tequila. You could call it a Three Mile Island Iced Tea.
Someone give this man a bottle of Buckfast!
Happy hour = 4-7 pm at most bars as you said margaritas are a popular choice.
Sad Hour is 9am-3Pm if you're in a bar at that time something is very wrong, and any drink ordered should be turned into its Sad Hour cocktail, switching all alcohol in the drink to Malört
Sad Hour is when the only patrons left are the campers nursing domestic beers and the bartenders want to go home already.
Find a new hook my guy. You got potential, don't waste it on Malort.
Try a smokers cough. It's usually
Jägermeister and mayonnaise.
So Malört and mayonnaise it is...
Thanks Satan.
@@valentinusaurelius2259 You're welcome
I want you to make it big, you truly deserve it.
Just a nice simple Malorthound. Grapefruit juice fixes everything.
Love the enthusiasm bro. Almost had me. 😆 I will see you on the next one
Good luck breaking that algorithm, PV3 for life!
the blue of the kitchen wall tiles matches the blue of his eyes
Finally some quality content in the feed!!
I know this is mostly for the lolz, but it would be fun to try some cocktails that have a bitter element, and replace that with malort
A friend tricked me into trying this liquor and I’ve gone down a rabbit hole if someone actually likes this or what’s the deal. Then I came across this channel and seeing it being recent and these abominations 😩 it’s been quite the joy lmao
Mood whiplash
I'm so happy to see the margarita at last!
Malört "Rum" Cake - my wife's *excellent* suggestion
Dude you are the ultimate take one for the team guy. These are really funny.
In Malörtville, you will never find your lost shaker of salt.
😂
You almost had me crying 😭
PV4 back there trying to force some Malort on PV5 again, despite strong resistance.
Malort Hot Toddy would be lovely for a brisk fall day.
Next up, instead of a whiskey sour, a malort sour
You got this PV3, it’s just the Malort. 👍✌️
Malort Manhattan? 1.5 oz malort, 1.5 oz sweet vermouth, 2 dashes of angostura bitters
After you took that one sip it looked like your soul left your body.
I'm still looking for that Malort Flip!
Malort White Russia... change out the vodka... still use the cream and Kahlua
I would think PVM3's taste buds would have grown numb to the Malort flavor by now. How long until he just gets used to it, or, is Malort really that bad?
2:25 is my new desktop theme.
Let's give a hand to this guy sacrificing his liver for usx
Don’t worry Malort Man,,, I will be your friend 👍
I appreciate that the figures in the background were having a better time than you.
Maybe a Zombie, or a Long Island Iced Tea - except where all of the different varieties of alcohol are, yeah, just use Malort. Like:
Sour mix
Cola
5 shots of Malort.
Bingo! Long Island Iced Tea! Or whatever.
Why would you use a mix instead of the IBA official recipe of triple sec?
Classic DePrescott van Myer
I was thinking of a dumb mix! Goslings 151 and Malort. Layer the two and enjoy 😊
I think PV3 has snapped.
HOLY SHIT YES IVE BEEN WAITING
Malort and monster energy drink!
Malort mojito ?
Malortperol spritz ❤
i had a shirt just like that when i was bit younger, it also made me look fat. Something about how narrow it was the chest and flared out at the bottom
Malört Sunrise!
Did you already do a bloody malort?
Wasting away in Malortaritaville
You need to meet the one person who loves Malort... and marry them. It will bring balance to the force.
Malort Negroni next
The malo-rita
This man is a masochist, it’s why his eyes are so hollow and dead
Would Malort still taste bad if you milk clarify it?
Mmmmmmm five Star Whiskey
Apparently grapefruit is the magical ingredient
Malort Long Island Tea, you can do it!
Still waiting on that Malort daquiri!
PV3 .. you survived the cocktail, does that mean we should be terrified of you? ;)
Espresso martini with spicy roasty buds as the coffee?
Guessing the #algorithm will break first but I'm enjoying it in the mean time
Also a malort old fashioned sounds delightful.
Holy Crap this was a funny vid!
Can we get a Kao Liang review?
Cabinet color is “Unemployed Wine Guy white”
LOL awesome. Love all your videos. How is it you don't have 40 million subcribers?
My god man take a vacation and get a tan. It almost looks like the cupboards grew a face.
Malort white Russian
A white Russian sewer you might call it. Its time we find out, how does Malort play with cream
Where does he get all these fancy shirts?!?!?!
Malort Cuba Libre?
PINA MALORTA!!!!🎉
We do a molort daiquiri yet?
Malort Mojito!!!
We're all just rats in cages, despite all our rages.
What about mallört and mango topo chico
Malört Caparinha🎉
I’d be your friend PV3. 😢
Malort Caribou Lou 😉
Algorithmic engagement comment
You need to do a Malort Negroni because Negroni is bad enough so why not ?
We’ve tried Malort we feel your pain.