I'm starting to suspect PV3 actually enjoys Malort, he cracked open a new bottle for this vid... what happened to the last bottle, Prescott?? 🤣 suggestion: Malort Cement Mixer 😈
He may have gotten so used to the taste that he secretly craves it from time to time. I suspect that's how people get into IPA beers. Mostly because that's how I got into IPA beers. That's all two of my drinking buddies bought when we were 21 lol at some point I realized I actually enjoyed them
Some day, when PV3 is a sommelier again, after this experience, he will say about some fine, old French wine, “Well, it’s no Malort, but it will get you drunk.” 😂
Your videos disappeared off of my recommended page so I haven't been watching for a while but upon returning to PV3 nation I felt a piece of my soul return from the void
OK, I have a great name for one of your MALORT cocktails… How about the “VOLDEMALORT“? We all remember the evil character from the Harry Potter series and what could be a better name for a nasty, evil drink??!! Happy 4th!!
On sale now in the unemployedwineguy store, Spittoon shaped Jello shot molds! Get yours today! Wait, that might have been a fever dream. Still, check out that store, you never know! #Spittoon
I made malort jello shots for my parents anniversary party last month. I told nobody that I was doing it or what was in it. I got called a lot of things that night haha
I finally had malort. It may pair with grapefruit, but to me it just tasted like grapefruit. I rather enjoyed it. Maybe it's like cilantro and you got the anti malort gene.
White Russians should be made with a high fat content cream, such as heavy cream. The higher the fat content the less likely it will curdle, when compared to making them with milk. A large factor in whether or not a liquor will cause curdling is the PH of it. I do not know the PH of Malort, but I do know from experience with it it is not very acidic. This would also explain why people do like to pair it with items such as grapefruit. The low PH of citrus fruits will brighten the taste of something with a higher PH level. You may be right and it might curdle immediately and turn to the worst cottage cheese ever, but I'm willing to let PV3 take that risk for us.
Anything but the champagne. Served in a champagne flute, he can still enjoy the visual effect of the bubbles. His taste buds will still be assaulted though. 😅
Gotta do the main cocktail that's been invented for Malort's sake! It's called the "hard sell," appropriately, because when you tell people it has Malort in it, well that's a pretty hard sell to get them to taste it. I've never tried it before but I have tried pure Malort. It can't be any worse than that.
Great video! Never had Malort but it sounds like the 100 proof Aristocrat vodka from my college days. Just thinking about it immediately brings the taste of vomit to mind. Thanks for enduring that for our sick pleasure! Speaking of which, how about trying a Malort Bomb, dropping a shot into a pint of Guinness?
I imagine Malört is delivered by your 3-'total'-fingers uncle as he needs a job that allows him to use less digits than the average Darwin Award recipient
I think we cut to the chase and get to the Shot pf Fernet backed by a Shot of Malört. btw i found something nastier tasting and that is Tattersall Purple Reign!
im surprised the orange didn't go well with malort. I always think it tastes like really bitter grapefruit with a tiny hint of pickle, that makes me think orange and lime. So maybe make a malort margarita and then throw fresh hand squeezed OJ in it and don't forget to salt the glass. If you're really a sovereign or whatever, you should be able to pick out those flavors in malort and then find their complementary colors. Though I did finish a whole bottle by myself and kinda liked it, so maybe my tounge tastes it differently than you. I don't mind the lingering bitter aftertaste either.
The butt-dial from Abby bit was f’ing hysterical! Had me dying
I never thought he’d go there but he did lol
I'm starting to suspect PV3 actually enjoys Malort, he cracked open a new bottle for this vid... what happened to the last bottle, Prescott?? 🤣 suggestion: Malort Cement Mixer 😈
He may have gotten so used to the taste that he secretly craves it from time to time. I suspect that's how people get into IPA beers. Mostly because that's how I got into IPA beers. That's all two of my drinking buddies bought when we were 21 lol at some point I realized I actually enjoyed them
He has Stockholmalort Syndrome.
@@My_Naginta oddly enough the comparison between Malört and an IPA is more apt than you think, they both have that bitter citrusy thing going on
Orrrr, what if he watered it down 👀
And here I thought he was just trying to finish one bottle and be done with it but I'm guessing he likes it.
Some day, when PV3 is a sommelier again, after this experience, he will say about some fine, old French wine, “Well, it’s no Malort, but it will get you drunk.” 😂
😂
Your videos disappeared off of my recommended page so I haven't been watching for a while but upon returning to PV3 nation I felt a piece of my soul return from the void
"It tastes like orange jell-o mixed with leperosy" lmao
Malort Mojito is the official drink of summer 2022. You should do that one.
this is why it's a jello shot roulette. Might be Malort, might be everclear, might be just jello.
I legitimately love that idea
I think Everclear is too much ABV to even set the jello.
You can tell we all had the same reaction as soon as we saw the thumbnail: "Oh noooo"
Malort “Irish” car bomb
Malört-ange jello shots! A great way to send everyone home before the fireworks even kick off
PV3 has exactly the legs I'd imagine him to have.
We need a malort white russian
Brilliant content, PV3.
I love your non-Malort videos, too.
Suffering is just so on-brand for 2022.
Man I love watching these videos and then I saw you on Tiktok- wow you really do numbers on that platform. I hope you are getting your bag
i've never tried malort, i was probably never going to... but after this series i'm definitely never toucing it.
The tiny little table slap cracks me up do bad
Hey there, King! How about a Screwdriver, but with Malört instead of Vodka? It will keep it simple, classy, and painful! 😱
Mal-orange jello shot, what a nightmare. Will you do a Bloody Mary-ort? Bloody Malorty?
PV3 and Abby: True love ❤️
They need an emoji for dry heave 🗣
I see you have spared the wooden Idols from the lortpocalypse today
Mail carrier here, I would be honored to deliver your gelatin, from your rat fingers to those of your fans 😁
**PV3 Shakes Jello Shot**
I should call her.
OK, I have a great name for one of your MALORT cocktails… How about the “VOLDEMALORT“? We all remember the evil character from the Harry Potter series and what could be a better name for a nasty, evil drink??!! Happy 4th!!
Do you like Pina Malort-ahs and getting caught in the rain? Or how about a Malort-a-rita?
No but Abby enjoys making love at midnight (with someone other than Prescott)
On sale now in the unemployedwineguy store, Spittoon shaped Jello shot molds! Get yours today! Wait, that might have been a fever dream. Still, check out that store, you never know! #Spittoon
PV3, you get it. Respect.
I made malort jello shots for my parents anniversary party last month. I told nobody that I was doing it or what was in it. I got called a lot of things that night haha
Try Malort and Squirt, it's a grapefruit soda.
Every time you upload a video I take a shot of malort
This is vile and I love it
Mixology idea: Long Island blind taste test. Change out each liquor in a long island and figure out which one works best (or worst).
I believe you described you as a mad scientist just with more words
I finally had malort. It may pair with grapefruit, but to me it just tasted like grapefruit. I rather enjoyed it. Maybe it's like cilantro and you got the anti malort gene.
Do the alcoholic Mountain Dew abomination for summer! And of course Malort Egg Nog come Christmastime!!
Malort eggnog sounds like a brilliant addition to the Malort series! Great suggestion there!
Would like to see a white russian with Malort subbed for the vodka.
I'm pretty sure the Malort would curdle the milk.
White Russians should be made with a high fat content cream, such as heavy cream. The higher the fat content the less likely it will curdle, when compared to making them with milk. A large factor in whether or not a liquor will cause curdling is the PH of it. I do not know the PH of Malort, but I do know from experience with it it is not very acidic. This would also explain why people do like to pair it with items such as grapefruit. The low PH of citrus fruits will brighten the taste of something with a higher PH level. You may be right and it might curdle immediately and turn to the worst cottage cheese ever, but I'm willing to let PV3 take that risk for us.
I laughed out loud at the Uncle Stu joke... now I'm headed for purgatory ... at best...
Legend.
Not surprised to hear that malort goes well with grapefruit, since I've mixed it with Campari in a cocktail and it wasn't a nightmare.
Malört Julep
I still suggest a French 75, dealers choice on what Malort replaces.
Anything but the champagne. Served in a champagne flute, he can still enjoy the visual effect of the bubbles. His taste buds will still be assaulted though. 😅
Well both absinth and malört is made with wormwood
Now you *have* to do some drink with grapefruit. I doubt it will be good, but we have to know
What you yanks dont understand is that malört / beska droppar is perfect after a meal consisting of way to much pickled herring😉
Sweet,passionate and stinky love lmfao we’ve all been there
Now I gotta try to grapefruit and Malort! I am not able to convince any more of my friends to try it.
You say you feel like a chemist, I'll say this is probably the chemist equivalent to working on the Manhattan Project
Dark N’ Stormy, kind sir.
Thank you for putting yourself through this torture for our entertainment. It’s also helpful to know that Malort is garbage in any form.
Is that a new bottle of Malort?
Malort mojito!
White russian - Malort and half-and-half
Gotta do the main cocktail that's been invented for Malort's sake!
It's called the "hard sell," appropriately, because when you tell people it has Malort in it, well that's a pretty hard sell to get them to taste it.
I've never tried it before but I have tried pure Malort. It can't be any worse than that.
You really should call these JELL-O Sharts
Ayyy! You used your Bible degree for this one!
I’m holding out for you to start liking it.
I just picture getting these by accident at a buffet with labels in a language I can't read.
Great video! Never had Malort but it sounds like the 100 proof Aristocrat vodka from my college days. Just thinking about it immediately brings the taste of vomit to mind. Thanks for enduring that for our sick pleasure! Speaking of which, how about trying a Malort Bomb, dropping a shot into a pint of Guinness?
People drink malort
Malört slammers.
Malort Run Runner
When self-loathing should at least be a little fun and festive.
Do you have malort gimlet planned?
2:45 Oh God, that's a new bottle?! Who's sending this to you?
Maybe add some sweetness with a Malort Sunrise! A Tequila Sunrise but with MALORT!!!
I imagine Malört is delivered by your 3-'total'-fingers uncle as he needs a job that allows him to use less digits than the average Darwin Award recipient
I think we cut to the chase and get to the Shot pf Fernet backed by a Shot of Malört. btw i found something nastier tasting and that is Tattersall Purple Reign!
Now I have to Google durian liquor.
Malort Cosmo!!!
A Tom Collins made with Malort.
I want to see a malort sour
Hey, have you asked Anders Erickson, youtuber and a proper bartender if he can think of anything with Malört that'd actually be pleasant?
A new bottle, eh? I'm starting to think you like the stuff.
You might be right, he swallowed the Jello shot. Plus he made 6 of them, I would have made 1 or 2 and dumped the rest down the drain.
im surprised the orange didn't go well with malort. I always think it tastes like really bitter grapefruit with a tiny hint of pickle, that makes me think orange and lime. So maybe make a malort margarita and then throw fresh hand squeezed OJ in it and don't forget to salt the glass. If you're really a sovereign or whatever, you should be able to pick out those flavors in malort and then find their complementary colors.
Though I did finish a whole bottle by myself and kinda liked it, so maybe my tounge tastes it differently than you. I don't mind the lingering bitter aftertaste either.
Five Star Whisky
Malort old fashioned
Bill Cosby went a different direction with his jello shots.
A malort margarita!
Long Island ice tea.
How about a Malort Island Iced Tea, replacing ALL the various liquors with Malort
need to do a collab with Greg from HTD and do his cursed cocktail video
Please do Tequila Sunrise!
I think, next time, you should try a lemon drop
More like HELL-O shots. AMIRITE?
Oh dear..
long island iced malort
Jellört
Happy canada day
Bring back $5 treasures!
How about doing a Malort White Russian and/or a Malort Strawberry Daiquiri? Dare ya…
Oh god... Leprosy, but on a biblical level...
Unless she was sprinting…continuously for minutes…Abby wasn’t jogging.
Oh no. Someone suggested this and oh noooo!
Opal!
Make a Caesar (aka Bloody Caesar), but instead of vodka, use Malort.
prescott pleeeeeeease review maneshewitz wine
I would pay good money (like, a really shiney penny) to see a White Russian. With Malort.
Wait... pv3 HAS food in the fridge?!?
DO MALORT JAGERBOMBS. BUT LEAVE THE JAGER IN THEM.
How much does Abby know about your increasingly popular UA-cam channel Prescott?
Malört soaked gummy bears?
I'm tired of Malort. Maybe some absynthe?