El Jolgorio Ancestral Coyote Review: Excellently Expensive

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  • Опубліковано 26 лют 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 154

  • @borisvandruff7532
    @borisvandruff7532 4 місяці тому +107

    Blink twice if you’re being groomed, PV3.

    • @Ultimatebubs
      @Ultimatebubs 4 місяці тому +11

      Maybe he'll be starting up a foot modeling gig on Only Fans next?

    • @TheArtofDyingTogether
      @TheArtofDyingTogether 3 місяці тому

      @@Ultimatebubs He already has

  • @turkeysnot1
    @turkeysnot1 4 місяці тому +50

    Lort the cat. Come here my Lort 🐈.

  • @caspianbowers8095
    @caspianbowers8095 4 місяці тому +139

    Have you considered naming the new kitten... Mezcat? Cause I think it's pretty spot on, plus you can call him/her Mezzy for short. You're welcome.

    • @carinhall4508
      @carinhall4508 4 місяці тому +9

      That's cute but, I'm going with _Don Mewlio_

    • @thisstrangelife8318
      @thisstrangelife8318 4 місяці тому +2

      Mezcat is 😍 cute

    • @TundieRice
      @TundieRice 4 місяці тому +1

      There’s no other name that could be as *bueno!*

    • @YoYoRaeRae
      @YoYoRaeRae 4 місяці тому

      I’m also voting for Mezcat. Brilliant and not and triggering as Meowlort (even though that is funny.) 😂❤

  • @mikececconi2677
    @mikececconi2677 4 місяці тому +38

    The sound effect for toes twinkling, it was the chef's kiss.

  • @thatdudebro
    @thatdudebro 4 місяці тому +30

    name this kitten Meowlort.

  • @PokeNewbie
    @PokeNewbie 4 місяці тому +27

    Malört is a beautiful name for a cat.

  • @Savantrovert
    @Savantrovert 4 місяці тому +37

    Ok after the weird foot display requirement I am convinced the person that sent you that Mezcal is Quentin Tarantino. And thus you are required to name that kitty Puma Purrman

  • @jeanboutin9039
    @jeanboutin9039 4 місяці тому +9

    the tail of the kitty doubling as a mustache was a great way to end this gem of an episode

  • @JeffDowntymStewart
    @JeffDowntymStewart 4 місяці тому +10

    Until the very last moment, I was terrified that you were going to mix it with Malort.

  • @1OldCutlass
    @1OldCutlass 4 місяці тому +21

    No other video has ever made me want to try something more than this. Bravo!

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie 4 місяці тому +5

      That is how he got me hooked on Malort. I’m about to start my third bottle this year.

    • @slumpy1206
      @slumpy1206 4 місяці тому +1

      @@drengillespie prayers!

  • @Hissey1987
    @Hissey1987 4 місяці тому +23

    Prescat Vanmeow the Purrd

  • @djmarak
    @djmarak 4 місяці тому +6

    Kitten and feet, I see you’ve cracked the internet code. Well played sir, and a fantastic drink to tie it together

  • @clifbradley
    @clifbradley 4 місяці тому +16

    Mr. PURR-SCOTT for the cat. Or simply 'Not Abby' for short and 'Not Abby because you will never cheat on me with my brother and leave me heartbroken unemployed homeless and sad drinking my life away' for a longer version of that name.

    • @yezz-_-3570
      @yezz-_-3570 4 місяці тому

      i read this towards the beginning and when he said he was being called "un gatito bueno" i thought that was why you were calling him mr. purrscott

  • @loungegod
    @loungegod 4 місяці тому +7

    genuinely love seeing PV3

  • @Billycroland
    @Billycroland 4 місяці тому +1

    Always surprised when I come back to this channel and he still doesn’t get millions of views. Keep goin prezzi!

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 4 місяці тому +6

    1:16 PV3 serving feet AND flexibility for the sugar daddy

  • @jacobp339
    @jacobp339 4 місяці тому +4

    Lost my shit for the foot bit. Comedy brilliance.

  • @RadioFreeRich
    @RadioFreeRich 4 місяці тому +2

    2:49 - With every fiber of my being, sir. Carry on!

  • @SydMakesStuff
    @SydMakesStuff 4 місяці тому +5

    Kitty name: Meowlört.

  • @gobo12
    @gobo12 4 місяці тому +6

    its gotta be Malort, right?

  • @trollman8888
    @trollman8888 3 місяці тому +2

    Fluffy the destroyer of worlds

  • @GPGTman
    @GPGTman 2 місяці тому +1

    PV3 deserves this happiness

  • @cmsweitzer1
    @cmsweitzer1 4 місяці тому +2

    Nice to see you enjoy something on your channel.

  • @thecryingshame
    @thecryingshame 4 місяці тому +8

    PV3 Foot pic OF when?

  • @bjf10
    @bjf10 4 місяці тому +1

    Of course we'd still love you PV3.

    • @bjf10
      @bjf10 4 місяці тому

      That is one dang cute kitteh!

  • @jackofalltreys4459
    @jackofalltreys4459 4 місяці тому +1

    Jalapeno Tacklebox shall be the kitten's new name.

  • @bitslammer
    @bitslammer 4 місяці тому +5

    Damn fine review as usual.

  • @DasNarwal
    @DasNarwal 3 місяці тому

    Damn I've been gone so long i didn't know what to expect. The toe wiggle had me.
    Pv3 is like wine, to much and you'll get sick but the right amount gets you trough the day

  • @markwayne
    @markwayne 4 місяці тому

    you call that fuzzy angel Purrston van Whiskers!

  • @TPark-rf3lt
    @TPark-rf3lt 4 місяці тому +2

    a little mezcal, with a side of OnlyFeet 😂

  • @SilverWolf473
    @SilverWolf473 4 місяці тому

    You already have Prescat, this kitten must be Van Meower!

  • @Nasty_B_TV
    @Nasty_B_TV 4 місяці тому +1

    Awwwww! It's a Preskitten!

  • @pmthompson3
    @pmthompson3 4 місяці тому +1

    Do an episode on Chartreuse just for the laughs because it's almost impossible to get nowadays. And tell us about its history

  • @ScottRoche
    @ScottRoche 4 місяці тому +1

    100% we would still love you!

  • @stjudetheobscure
    @stjudetheobscure 4 місяці тому

    “Ottmar Von Pouncenburg”… I mean, What else would PV3 call his cat?

  • @TheScratchchance
    @TheScratchchance 4 місяці тому

    One of your best reviews to date. And the freaking cute kitten to boot.

  • @ThomasInPrint
    @ThomasInPrint 4 місяці тому +1

    To answer your question, yes I would.

  • @simonwatson5299
    @simonwatson5299 4 місяці тому +2

    Kitty cat names:- Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Sherry Baby, Beaujoilais Nouveaux, etc.............

  • @SGrey-fk3zf
    @SGrey-fk3zf 4 місяці тому

    I'm just here for the tiny little cowboy hat.

  • @MelTheFruitFly
    @MelTheFruitFly 4 місяці тому +2

    I say kitty should be named Sebastian. My husband says Archibald.
    So we’ll call it even if you name it Archibald Sebastian. 💜

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog 4 місяці тому

    'This sh*ts fire!' - unemployedwineguy 2024

  • @sig_7760
    @sig_7760 4 місяці тому

    Awesome

  • @innocentoctave
    @innocentoctave 4 місяці тому

    It's at times like this that i regret that we are such visually-oriented creatures: and that as a result, neither Snort-O-Vision nor Siurp-O-Vision has been invented.
    And then I remember that Malört exists.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 4 місяці тому

    Very interesting.

  • @jonathanking4895
    @jonathanking4895 2 місяці тому +3

    Where did u go 😣

  • @lordkrispy
    @lordkrispy 4 місяці тому

    If that cat isn't called 'Malort' there's going to be a riot

  • @StereoTyp0
    @StereoTyp0 4 місяці тому +3

    Foot tax paid.

  • @nancynovak282
    @nancynovak282 4 місяці тому

    Prescat the 2nd, Creme de Meow, Chablis, Syrah, Amontillado (Monte for short), Meowlort

  • @AlexAyoub_
    @AlexAyoub_ 4 місяці тому +2

    5:24 Are you clipping the excess fabric of your shirts so they fit better? No need to impress us with form-fitting clothing - we love you no matter how poorly your clothing fits. :)

  • @boberson83
    @boberson83 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm guessing pv3 was murdered by his new sugar daddy. Rip pv3

  • @jeil5676
    @jeil5676 4 місяці тому

    Bonus nachos muchachos. Tito would be a great name for kitten.

  • @noahmeeks9749
    @noahmeeks9749 4 місяці тому

    HUGE FAN

  • @lytlradio
    @lytlradio 4 місяці тому

    Que Bueno
    Muy Bien
    Hasta Luego Amigo

  • @MegaKingDork
    @MegaKingDork 4 місяці тому +2

    "You bet your sweet bippie!"
    "unemployedwineguy" 2/27/24

  • @albadude1922
    @albadude1922 3 місяці тому

    Can you do a review on Buckfast tonic wine?

  • @StalinM41
    @StalinM41 4 місяці тому +1

    Did he just casually pull out a switchblade to cut an orange?

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 місяці тому +1

      Just a spring assisted open blade. A switchblade comes out 100% from the handle, straight up, almost always as a two sided blade

  • @Chris_Adams1
    @Chris_Adams1 4 місяці тому

    Yeah baby!

  • @jonesnbones
    @jonesnbones 4 місяці тому

    Great day all!

  • @22chrisyoung
    @22chrisyoung 4 місяці тому

    Prescat 2: electric boogaloo

  • @clifbradley
    @clifbradley 4 місяці тому +1

    Still think you look like Max Miller a little bit with the facial hair. You two should team uo for a collab

  • @elimtevir1
    @elimtevir1 4 місяці тому +2

    Petitto for the kitten!!!

  • @KGiustOD
    @KGiustOD 4 місяці тому

    That cat’s name is undoubtedly, VanMeower.

  • @clevername1349
    @clevername1349 4 місяці тому

    Aggie or Agatha for the cat. From Agave. Maybe even, Pita' or Maguey.

  •  4 місяці тому

    I wish I could like this more than once...!

  • @williamrandall4879
    @williamrandall4879 2 місяці тому

    Name the new cat "Beer"

  • @jakrabitmn
    @jakrabitmn 4 місяці тому

    Kitten Name: Malort

  • @dwlang001
    @dwlang001 4 місяці тому +1

    Is the original Prescat... dead?

  • @user-uj4dd1te5g
    @user-uj4dd1te5g 4 місяці тому

    I think we all know exactly how you procured that mezcal.

  • @GlenLauderdale
    @GlenLauderdale 4 місяці тому

    How about Prescatt the Second for the kitty?

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 4 місяці тому

    ...did we just a free feet show?

  • @GhostPepperDesigns
    @GhostPepperDesigns 4 місяці тому

    Have you tried Pappy Van Winkle?

  • @boobiekatt28
    @boobiekatt28 4 місяці тому

    Can you please try Wray and Nephew if you haven’t already? I desperately need to know what you think😂

  • @326th
    @326th 4 місяці тому

    Mr. Meowgi or Karate Kat for the cats name.

  • @acgeewhiz
    @acgeewhiz 4 місяці тому +2

    You know the cat needs to be named “Malort” (or a derivative), after the booze that helped build this channel.
    Plus you can shorten it to stuff like “Oh, Lort… he coming!” and “Come here, Mal.”
    Great video, keep up the good work.

  • @IzzysIssues
    @IzzysIssues 3 місяці тому

    A beautiful, precious, refined kitty. Meowlort, derived from Malort? Purrlot, derived from Merlot?
    Prescat 2: Boozy Boogaloo?

  • @icholi88
    @icholi88 4 місяці тому +1

    Secret admirer!

  • @Sundaymagpie
    @Sundaymagpie Місяць тому

    He’s like Steve from Blues clues degenerate brother. He has seen some sh!t and he’s working through it the best way he knows how.

  • @jeanboutin9039
    @jeanboutin9039 4 місяці тому

    you should name it VODKAT

  • @justtony6081
    @justtony6081 4 місяці тому

    name the can cali if you even want the mezcal association, otherwise name the cat whatever can make malort palatable

  • @georgecoleman482
    @georgecoleman482 4 місяці тому +1

    PV4

  • @cupuacu4life13
    @cupuacu4life13 2 місяці тому

    this is what youtube was made for

  • @SingularLemon
    @SingularLemon 4 місяці тому

    i say name the cat Prescatt Vanmeower IV

  • @BrianJRichards
    @BrianJRichards 4 місяці тому

    Of course we would love you PV3. You’re the crushed agave worms to our mezcal hearts. With a dash of Oaxacan sea salt for good measure.
    Also in honor of your Papi, perhaps Mez as the name for mini Presscat?

  • @HelloNNNewman
    @HelloNNNewman 4 місяці тому

    Why do I think the kittens name will be "tAbby"

  • @M64sounds
    @M64sounds 4 місяці тому +2

    Did this channel change to employed wine guy? 😂

  • @jordanissport
    @jordanissport 4 місяці тому

    The new kittens name, Mezcal.

  • @mommyisti18
    @mommyisti18 4 місяці тому

    Thank You for Sharing this Video. Im Glad Im here. Nice one enjoy lang po❤️ Hoping to watch more videos from you ☺️ Have a Great Day. Greetings from our Family Kapiso Mo Vlog.. Stay safe and Godbless You Always😇❤️

  • @michaelo5665
    @michaelo5665 13 днів тому

    Did I send this while blackout drunk? either way thanks for the feet shots ,😉

  • @alexandercapuano4002
    @alexandercapuano4002 4 місяці тому

    Van Meower!

  • @noahmeeks9749
    @noahmeeks9749 4 місяці тому

    Sorry, nevermind....Dude, you have a doppelganger in Jonathan Flanders🤔

  • @VR-Trooper
    @VR-Trooper 4 місяці тому +1

    100...wooooooooow...

  • @joebidensdentures4541
    @joebidensdentures4541 4 місяці тому +3

    Sounds nice. Does it mix well with Malort?

  • @robertguy23
    @robertguy23 4 місяці тому

    name the kitten gusano

  • @JimsPub-ds3qs
    @JimsPub-ds3qs 4 місяці тому

    The name is Smokey.

  • @jameshoopes6467
    @jameshoopes6467 4 місяці тому +1

    Has this sugar daddy seen you drink Malört? 😂

  • @seanhaas6151
    @seanhaas6151 4 місяці тому

    Name the cat everclear

  • @drjoshuamc
    @drjoshuamc 4 місяці тому

    Don’t you mean “almost some Pedro?” Instead of Peat

  • @serpents666
    @serpents666 4 місяці тому

    You should name the cat Mal. It's short for Malört.

  • @fuzzyparker7045
    @fuzzyparker7045 4 місяці тому

    So super jelly 😂🥰❤❤

  • @alec7dragon
    @alec7dragon 4 місяці тому

    Kitty name, Malort, or Mortimer.