Me When I Read Shaman Village Lore:

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  • @ArkbladeIX
    @ArkbladeIX Місяць тому +1225

    Imagine if melina had this as an "echo of queen marika dialogue" lmao

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  Місяць тому +252

      Okay no no I'm stealing this ahahahahhahah

    • @tiagomiranda316
      @tiagomiranda316 Місяць тому +51

      ​@@clankymochabro please do it like Gideon video about ranni

    • @timclaridge8458
      @timclaridge8458 Місяць тому +63

      The real reason there's no grace in the crusader church.

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 Місяць тому +87

      In Marika's own words:

    • @emismpunk
      @emismpunk Місяць тому +17

      I need a mod that replaced Melina's dialogue with this now .

  • @paladinslash4721
    @paladinslash4721 Місяць тому +989

    Before the DLC: Why does Marika hate the crucible and the omens so much?
    After the DLC: Farm hornsent with Waves of Gold

    • @khushidudy6293
      @khushidudy6293 Місяць тому +50

      yeah but it is still unfair for mohg and morgott

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 Місяць тому

      @@khushidudy6293honestly they’re lucky she didn’t murder the both of them

    • @Sheamerek
      @Sheamerek Місяць тому +69

      ​@@khushidudy6293 Fr. My boy Morgott didn't deserved this.

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +15

      @@Sheamerek He does. Look up why he took up the name Margit. It seems those tendencies really do come from the horns. Marika was justified.

    • @khushidudy6293
      @khushidudy6293 Місяць тому +21

      @@BulldogFromHell are the tendencies racism against tarnished?

  • @jamiesullivan6602
    @jamiesullivan6602 Місяць тому +1739

    “They were never saints” NO SHIT LEDA

    • @Ghost-nj7nj
      @Ghost-nj7nj Місяць тому +312

      Understatement of the fucking century

    • @calibula95
      @calibula95 Місяць тому +319

      For a moment i thought they were divine... Then i saw the bonny village and shaman village.
      Time to join Messmer's crusade.

    • @WarshipMolester
      @WarshipMolester Місяць тому +127

      Messmer did nothing wrong

    • @pixelspy5791
      @pixelspy5791 Місяць тому +92

      By the time I got to Messmer I was just like "why are we fighting bro I'm on your side"

    • @someone_7233
      @someone_7233 Місяць тому +31

      ​@@WarshipMolesteras if he and his mother did any better? The mfers were geno ciding in the lands between those who had nothing to do with the hornsent

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ Місяць тому +2038

    "Waaahhh waaaah, Marika betrayed us!"
    The shaman's in the pots:💀

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +360

      Marika and Messmer were objectively right.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 Місяць тому

      They will burn along the hornsent and the shamans
      MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 Місяць тому +68

      @@BulldogFromHellMarika still killed most of the giants for what reason? Is there a hornsent fire giant connections I'm not seeing?

    • @shark_vii
      @shark_vii Місяць тому +147

      @@PJDAltamirus0425while I don't know if it has a direct connection to the Fire Giants, there is _this_ tidbit from the 'Talisman of All Crucibles' that I found interesting:
      _"Rumored to have sprouted upon giants and is known as the "mother of Crucibles" in ancient tower lore."_

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 Місяць тому +85

      @@shark_vii Ehh... interesting, very loose justification for a genocide of a different group. Hornsent genocide is justified, what they did is hyper messed up.

  • @fentfantatic1999
    @fentfantatic1999 Місяць тому +1514

    THE SHADOW REALM HAS FALLEN. MILLIONS MUST MEET DEATH IN THE EMBRACE MESSMER'S FLAME

    • @hatefulgaming1800
      @hatefulgaming1800 Місяць тому +153

      Saw a maiden with an omen, Leyndell has fallen

    • @C4X3Music
      @C4X3Music Місяць тому +10

      Thank you, Tomoko Kuroki, very cool.

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Місяць тому +1

      @@hatefulgaming1800It was me!

    • @hatefulgaming1800
      @hatefulgaming1800 Місяць тому +2

      @@nothanks9503 The Maiden or the Omen?

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Місяць тому +3

      @@hatefulgaming1800 Both it’s a Radagon Marika situation

  • @KTBaby25
    @KTBaby25 Місяць тому +1539

    “Mandatory vigor checks” that part killed me😭

    • @usernameig975
      @usernameig975 Місяць тому +95

      ikr? 💀 I died at "palm blast hornsent into abductor virgins"

    • @umukzusgelos4834
      @umukzusgelos4834 Місяць тому +33

      He is going to do that Check with his spear I imagine

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +25

      It's basically the new fraud check.

    • @Angelo.A.J
      @Angelo.A.J Місяць тому +11

      Farm hornsent with waves of gold is where I lost it

    • @joseph7471
      @joseph7471 Місяць тому +24

      I lost it when I realized it was an AI Messmer voice. Like, this is Messmer running through his to-do list as he gets ready for the day.
      "Did I forget anything? Oh, right. Point down at all the Hornsent corpses while walking in circles."

  • @nineball4544
    @nineball4544 Місяць тому +1016

    ''İs it really a hate crime if I enjoyed every minute of it?''
    Queen Marika the Eternal, probably.

  • @AC1097-eb2ss
    @AC1097-eb2ss Місяць тому +279

    Messmer spouted this pasta at Rellana the moment he met her and that's how she fell in love.
    Source: John Eldenring told me in a dream.

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  Місяць тому +57

      @@AC1097-eb2ss can confirm, I was the dream

    • @dr.fiction7
      @dr.fiction7 24 дні тому +8

      Can confirm, I was Rellana.

    • @Darkness-us3vt
      @Darkness-us3vt 23 дні тому +13

      Can confirm, I was the messmer soldier napping near a cliff

    • @BradfordCalcutt
      @BradfordCalcutt 19 днів тому +7

      Can confirm, I heard it from a Messmer soldier napping near a cliff.

  • @csam9167
    @csam9167 Місяць тому +175

    The Black Knight : M'lord. What are our order for this accursed land.
    Messmer :

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 23 дні тому +15

      * black knight feverishly taking notes *

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 17 днів тому +5

      ​@@filipporapetti9354
      "What about 'lick hornsent with your crucible tongue'? Is that on the list?"

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 17 днів тому +5

      @@jacobg5122 "Ah, of course, and skewer them with flying charges"

  • @wyrmboi6172
    @wyrmboi6172 Місяць тому +158

    Me at the beginning of the DLC: "I can't believe Messmer would wipe out the Hornsent in a brutal genocide? How could he be such a monster, burning entire cities and slaughtering everyone?
    Me at the end of the DLC: The Hornsent were creating a Tower of Babel out of literal corpses gathered through stuffing people in jars. They deserved everything that happened to them and Messmer did nothing wrong.

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 28 днів тому +44

      its like radahn when the first trailer released, this brute is attacking this brave woman... and then we learn about malenia and it only got worse now that we learned about miquella like radahn was fighting for his fucking life and afterlife

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 19 днів тому +17

      ​@@Kazuhira2249radahn was fighting for his damn innocence, like a western woman lost in bangladesh

  • @Eo-ms3kw
    @Eo-ms3kw Місяць тому +1915

    Racism lore

    • @ghostytoasty6976
      @ghostytoasty6976 Місяць тому

      @@BulldogFromHellgenocide is always the way

    • @eternalvibe9083
      @eternalvibe9083 Місяць тому +28

      ​@@BulldogFromHell Ong

    • @junme1389
      @junme1389 Місяць тому +77

      _THEY WERE NEVER SAINTS_ *THEY WERE SIMPLY ON THE LOSING SIDE OF A WAR*

    • @noticeme694
      @noticeme694 Місяць тому +6

      @@BulldogFromHell remove 7 words

    • @MordecaiSPM
      @MordecaiSPM Місяць тому +9

      They started first okay

  • @fullcrackalchemist
    @fullcrackalchemist Місяць тому +1232

    WE PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF SUFFERING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @allenzale342
      @allenzale342 Місяць тому +125

      The cycle is GONE man, there's no Hornsent left to take revenge.

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +121

      Nope. Ending it. Did you meet any Hornsent in the Lands Between? Me neither.

    • @alyseleem2692
      @alyseleem2692 Місяць тому +74

      ​@@BulldogFromHellBut you sure met alot of Omen.
      They ain't technically Hornsent themselves( more possessed), but you catch my drift.
      That...
      And the loathsome Dung Eater as a result.

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +21

      @@alyseleem2692 Yeah the Omen are just as deserving. The root was rotten. It had to be ripped out and burned.

    • @alyseleem2692
      @alyseleem2692 Місяць тому +38

      @@BulldogFromHell Now, now. Morgott is loyal, is he not?
      But still; it is sad. They're plagued by these elders in their nightmares, ever since childhood( Omensmirk Mask). It is a wretched thing to carry the essence of these wretched souls in one's blood.
      Maybe the cutting of horns was indeed an attempt at a kindness. As it seems now, though?
      Death is the only release.
      I need to find whatever Rollo drank.

  • @BulldogFromHell
    @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +680

    "Defecate in a hornsent's scorpion stew." Is diabolical.

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 Місяць тому +49

      Canon origins of the loathsome dungeater

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +27

      @@jezzaboi2168 The fact that he's trying to make omens and wears armor with cut off omen horns literally makes this a possibility 💀😂

    • @k1ll3rbunny
      @k1ll3rbunny Місяць тому +8

      Have you tried Hornsent cooking? The shite would improve the dish.

    • @coolerkid7905
      @coolerkid7905 Місяць тому

      My brother in Marika what cooking they are ghost people now​@@k1ll3rbunny

    • @shiroamakusa8075
      @shiroamakusa8075 Місяць тому +4

      Like they will even know the difference.

  • @sirmaerske6884
    @sirmaerske6884 Місяць тому +176

    "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it."

    • @maximiliansinigr3505
      @maximiliansinigr3505 7 днів тому +5

      fine
      "Kick hornsent into Metyr's laser beams. Impale hornsent with Astel's horns. Skin hornsent in Dominula. Throw hornsent into Radahn's meteor. Show hornsent the way to treasure before a cliff Patches-style. Throw hornsent into a black hole. Push hornsent from the ladder near Godwyn's face"

    • @sirmaerske6884
      @sirmaerske6884 7 днів тому +2

      @@maximiliansinigr3505 a good expansion of the list. Nicely done. 🤝🏻

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan Місяць тому +413

    "maybe messmer isnt the bad guy..."

    • @dinobutler4564
      @dinobutler4564 Місяць тому +33

      If only we could spare bosses…unless you just don’t play the dlc but that’s no fun!

    • @Garl_Vinland
      @Garl_Vinland Місяць тому +14

      Maybe he is…. But also the hornet are also bad guys.
      Like sending Hitler to deal with a bunch of cannibals

    • @chelo4197
      @chelo4197 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@Garl_VinlandIt's like sending a guy to solve a problem... Yeah checks out

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan Місяць тому +14

      @@Garl_Vinland i mean, the hornsent acted like complete monsters so i side with messmer, even if he himself isnt all that much better. the whole golden order is fucked up

    • @joey-schmoey
      @joey-schmoey Місяць тому +9

      ​@@IssenganWhich is why Goldmask's ending is the good ending

  • @suspicious_spy
    @suspicious_spy Місяць тому +239

    I went out of my way to kill the hornsent in enir-ilim

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains Місяць тому +35

      The more I learn about their past… I’m kinda with you.

  • @willr.1495
    @willr.1495 Місяць тому +624

    TOTAL HORNSENT ANNIHILATION 🗣️🔥

  • @The__Inquisition
    @The__Inquisition Місяць тому +297

    Swift Slash spam Hornsent, gank Hornsent by First Step, bleed Hornsent, afk farm Hornsent

    • @Double512
      @Double512 Місяць тому +50

      blow up hornsent with jar cannon greatbolts, push hornsent off cliffs with shield crash, use rotten breath on hornsent in stormveil, use golem greatarrow rain of arrows on hornsent hosts.

    • @Angelo.A.J
      @Angelo.A.J Місяць тому +31

      Chainsaw glitch hornsent !

    • @brandinicole1372
      @brandinicole1372 Місяць тому +9

      Use mimic tear to kill hornsent, use moonveil on hornsent, use ROB on hornsent.

    • @pirateskeleton7828
      @pirateskeleton7828 Місяць тому +7

      I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I want swift slash, but on the other, I’d rather not help a Hornsent

    • @machi7074
      @machi7074 Місяць тому +9

      Delete Hornsent's save files

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums 25 днів тому +29

    "we cant expect Marika to do all the work" - Messmer Graham

  • @Morbak546
    @Morbak546 Місяць тому +208

    Deathblight's deadly sin's glitch hornsent into permanent half death

  • @whoreblender
    @whoreblender Місяць тому +60

    messmer standing in front of his troops reading a scroll that contains Marika's order on starting the crusade, written by a shaken hand:

  • @tidlywank
    @tidlywank Місяць тому +200

    bloodhound step across the street to avoid interacting horners

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 Місяць тому +9

      Moonwalk away from hornsent with blood hound step 😂

    • @shittetharse
      @shittetharse 20 днів тому

      *_"BABE, WAKE UP. NEW HORNSENT SLUR JUST DROPPED."_*

  • @randomkriegsman8444
    @randomkriegsman8444 Місяць тому +116

    “If you start shit better be ready for me to end it”
    -Queen Marika

    • @NoName-sv6iy
      @NoName-sv6iy Місяць тому

      “Missed me bitch.”
      -Queen Marika before obliterating the hornsend from the lands between

  • @Shmeky.
    @Shmeky. Місяць тому +293

    Rollcatch hornsent till they dc and send hatemail, chainsaw hornsent, duel nagi lightrollinh 300 ms hornsent

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ Місяць тому +194

    I appreciate that this got the pronunciation for “Scadutree” correct.

    • @Flagdread
      @Flagdread Місяць тому +5

      Skah-DOO

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola Місяць тому +14

      Skibidi

    • @LucasTheBoi
      @LucasTheBoi Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, really happy to hear it pronounced correctly. Hopefully more people will pick up on it!

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 19 днів тому

      ​@@Flagdreadscha-doh

  • @cammyshill3099
    @cammyshill3099 Місяць тому +104

    Messmer's one mistake was burning the Hornsent too fast with the Furnace Golems. Should have cooked them slowly with lower flame.😔

    • @machi7074
      @machi7074 Місяць тому +10

      Its so burnt that Gwyn would blush from the sight.

    • @imageispower20
      @imageispower20 29 днів тому +10

      His mistake was no shit not going Far enough. That says some shit.

  • @vainspider9488
    @vainspider9488 Місяць тому +593

    All my homies hate Hornsents

    • @user-pn4kb3ve9l
      @user-pn4kb3ve9l Місяць тому

      all my homies hate your homies that hate hornsents

    • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
      @hideous_taco_michael_zacki Місяць тому +1

      What did they do btw?

    • @2HandHangerDunksOnly
      @2HandHangerDunksOnly Місяць тому

      @@hideous_taco_michael_zacki they killed and tortured the people from Marika’s village, then chopped them up and put them in the pots

    • @gamingwglitch1088
      @gamingwglitch1088 Місяць тому +85

      ​@@hideous_taco_michael_zackiWithout spoiling too much: think Holocaust but they farm the still-living corpses.

    • @samuelbucher5189
      @samuelbucher5189 Місяць тому +82

      @@gamingwglitch1088 And what Marika did to them was also basically Holocaust, but the ovens can walk.

  • @jackalkhan5676
    @jackalkhan5676 Місяць тому +170

    I wouldn't even need a caterpillar mask

    • @machi7074
      @machi7074 Місяць тому +20

      I don't need my thoughts of impurity, doubt, temptation, and any other wickedness to be sealed when I'm purging Hornsent.
      Such duty is enough to inspire absolute focus

  • @Epsonea_482
    @Epsonea_482 Місяць тому +42

    “MIYAZAKI! STOMP GAIUS’ BOAR INTO THE SHADOW REALM OF SHADOW REALMS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!”

  • @RenAkakaze
    @RenAkakaze Місяць тому +44

    “Legally it’s questionable, morally it’s disgusting, personally I like it” -Marika I guess

  • @darkunor6687
    @darkunor6687 Місяць тому +253

    I laughed a lot lmao.
    Jokes aside, at first a thought the same, why the fuck would the hornsent do this? Then i went back to Bonny Village and something landed on me, there are Hornsent Ghosts crying over the Jars, then went back in, and a even more horrifying realization came to me, the ghost that begs to not be put in the Jar is *also a Hornsent*, whatever holy order was onto this not only killed Marika's people, it also killed its own, all the faces on the flesh blobs are Hornsent that met the same atrocious fate as Marika's people, NGL i feel that the only ones deserving of Messmer's flame were the idiots that thought that it was a holy thing to shove people into Jars imo.

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  Місяць тому +151

      @@darkunor6687 gamer finds out collective punishment is bad /s

    • @darkunor6687
      @darkunor6687 Місяць тому +16

      🤣😂

    • @umukzusgelos4834
      @umukzusgelos4834 Місяць тому +44

      Someone send Inquisitor Jori alongside the Greater Potentates to Messmers chamber

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +9

      ​@@clankymocha It isn't. Gotta rip it out by the root.

    • @homanchan5700
      @homanchan5700 Місяць тому +116

      The Hornsent stuffed their criminals and sinners into jars because they believed that melding their flesh with shamans would reborn them as saints. However, reading the descriptions of their incantations and inquisitors, it sounds like they tortured people with barbs until they confessed to whatever they were accused of to justify shoving them into pots.

  • @MinniMaster
    @MinniMaster Місяць тому +44

    The fact that they’re all various creative methods of execution only to end with the simplicity of “slice hornsent with a katana” really ties the whole thing together

    • @UnironicallyToast
      @UnironicallyToast Місяць тому

      Its a racist far right meme meant for torture and eradication of all black people. The katana was part of the original copypasta. Thought you should know before praising them

    • @EdyKru
      @EdyKru Місяць тому

      ​@@UnironicallyToast we know

    • @lorkh4nn
      @lorkh4nn Місяць тому

      ​@@UnironicallyToast that's awesome man

  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Місяць тому +55

    Yup, the hornsent definitely deserved it. I felt kind of bad for them in the beginning, now I wish I could pledge my loyalty to Messmer and aid him in his holy crusade.

  • @siegespartan9669
    @siegespartan9669 Місяць тому +75

    *AH, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD.*
    -Me, Shortly after learning about the Shaman Jars

  • @darkrot824
    @darkrot824 Місяць тому +261

    Messmer would make his Mama Marika proud!

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Місяць тому +38

      He has. She's just too busy being a 304 and getting crucified (in more ways than one) to acknowledge it.

    • @pepperjack3777
      @pepperjack3777 Місяць тому +13

      Marika wouldn't be proud of anyone but godwyn honestly.

    • @SpookyM0aiMan
      @SpookyM0aiMan Місяць тому +16

      He obviously didn’t if she just abandoned him in the shadow realm and hide his very existence from the rest of the world. Poor messmer

    • @EldenRingBuildsArchive
      @EldenRingBuildsArchive Місяць тому +6

      Fun fact, the light of grace appears only after you beat Messmer.
      She didn’t want you to off him, but does so for Miquella

    • @padrenuestre
      @padrenuestre Місяць тому

      @@EldenRingBuildsArchive can you elaborate what you mean, please? I think I must've skipped something

  • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
    @hideous_taco_michael_zacki Місяць тому +181

    *_"Defecate into the Hornsent's scorpion stew"_* 🗣️📢🔥

  • @DarkCatfish
    @DarkCatfish Місяць тому +111

    Sheesh I already bought it, Messmer, you don't have to sell it to me

  • @cartellaio6955
    @cartellaio6955 Місяць тому +20

    "farm hornsent with waves of gold"
    THE RUNE GRIND IS REALLL

  • @keztannis6848
    @keztannis6848 Місяць тому +31

    "Chudjack! One of those things spotted you!"
    "It's fine."
    "Y-your madness is building up!"
    "Nothing ever happens."

  • @darreideamos2309
    @darreideamos2309 Місяць тому +91

    Messmer probably did like 90% of those

    • @Angelo.A.J
      @Angelo.A.J Місяць тому +29

      Hopefully the scorpion stew part is cannon🙏

    • @greatsword6365
      @greatsword6365 Місяць тому +16

      Messmer the impaler dropping his breeches to personally take a shit in a random hornsent's stew is so good and yet somehow so accurate

    • @padrenuestre
      @padrenuestre Місяць тому +2

      @@greatsword6365 💀

    • @Samson-nl4pv
      @Samson-nl4pv 23 дні тому +2

      Especially with stir fried hornset

  • @KDude107
    @KDude107 Місяць тому +69

    True, based and blessed with Marika’s grace

  • @gabbycotto4024
    @gabbycotto4024 Місяць тому +60

    Ahh, the prayers of the Fire Knights are so poetic.

  • @CogitoErgoTsun
    @CogitoErgoTsun Місяць тому +76

    The glintstone gemerald that saved The Lands Between

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Місяць тому +15

      Spine-tingling, genre-defining, coalsent-burning gemerald with no jumpscares

    • @bepis996
      @bepis996 Місяць тому +10

      The Golden Order will always be a gem

  • @quint3ssent1a
    @quint3ssent1a Місяць тому +32

    > vaporize Hornsent with Comet Azure
    Now we're cooking!

    • @silverhand9965
      @silverhand9965 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah cooking Hornsent in the furnace golems

  • @gabrielandrade9237
    @gabrielandrade9237 Місяць тому +33

    all the "crimes" of Marika against the hornsent "people" are forgiven

  • @beesmongeese2978
    @beesmongeese2978 Місяць тому +96

    High effort and high level laughs. High praise.

  • @MaleniaScarletGoddess
    @MaleniaScarletGoddess Місяць тому +13

    Teabag hornsent, point down at hornsent, spam hornsent with messmers flame.

  • @hellxapo5740
    @hellxapo5740 Місяць тому +46

    Bro actually pronounced Scadutree correctly 🔥🔥🔥

  • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
    @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod Місяць тому +33

    "Whether you think my crusade is right, whether you believe the hornsent deserve punishment, that they must attone for the sins they committed throughout the years, and that they must be granted no mercy. You join our crusade now if so, as we stand up for total hornsent death!"
    - Marika probably

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 Місяць тому +15

    I don't think i've ever seen a better case of seeing someone make an increasingly self-destructive set of decisions where you go "why would oyu do this, what could you possibly hope to achieve here??" (from the base game), only to see the other half of the story which makes you go "...ohhhhh, yeah, that explains it alright, good f*cking lord."
    I mean, i'm not gonna say that everything that Marika said or started was right, because look at how the world turned out as a result.... but i understand.
    Deep-seeded trauma is as destructive as any war.

  • @thespiral936
    @thespiral936 Місяць тому +31

    Infathomably high-effort lifegem.

  • @WyattStrange
    @WyattStrange Місяць тому +14

    Every misdeed commited by Marika was immediately forgiven the moment I learned the truth about the Shamans.
    PURGE THE HORNSENT!

  • @felizeumida4374
    @felizeumida4374 Місяць тому +15

    Based Serpent Messmer

  • @art8463
    @art8463 25 днів тому +4

    "Slowly, I started to hate them" - Messmer

  • @aureumordinemprincipia9272
    @aureumordinemprincipia9272 Місяць тому +286

    Me(Clueless): Okay the hornsent did some terrible things but that's their culture and I should respect it.
    Me after fighting the 3 Divine Beast Warriors in Enir Ilim: Total Hornsent Death

    • @TheRealJohnux
      @TheRealJohnux Місяць тому +58

      For the crime of ruining Alexander, I can never Look at Jars the same way ever again.

    • @arealhumanbean3058
      @arealhumanbean3058 Місяць тому +142

      ​@@TheRealJohnux
      Don't worry, Golden Order's Jars use exclusively dead corpse ™, no violation of numen rights or torture involved

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod Місяць тому +64

      ​@@TheRealJohnuxJars of the Golden Order are used to gather the flesh of the dead and deliver them and their souls to the erdtree, idk why they are also alive i guess thats just a bonus

    • @Marco-fs9bs
      @Marco-fs9bs Місяць тому +14

      4 divine beast warriors actually.
      Also, don't forget about the divine Lion who, for some reason, can use deathblight

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod Місяць тому +6

      @@Marco-fs9bs Yeah actually, wtf is up with that guy?

  • @manditensei205
    @manditensei205 Місяць тому +62

    "Cremate hornsent in the embrace of Messmer's flame" bro 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @victorzanol7366
    @victorzanol7366 Місяць тому +17

    Scarlet rot hornsent, heal hornsent when near death, scarlet rot hornsent, heal hornsent, hornsent begs for death, scarlet rot hornsent again

  • @KuraSourTakanHour
    @KuraSourTakanHour Місяць тому +22

    Messmer reading today's To-Do list:

  • @nseven1117
    @nseven1117 Місяць тому +15

    destroy hornsent's phone charger then give hornsent a new charger but it is one of those broken ones where the wire needs to be at a certain angle to work.

  • @boshua1220
    @boshua1220 Місяць тому +7

    “Man, I wonder why Queen Marika sent Messmer here to kill the Hornsent?”
    *reads item descriptions*
    “Kill them all. With fire. Now.”

  • @doubletake3411
    @doubletake3411 Місяць тому +14

    Marika was totally justified and if she wanted another crusade I'd help her

  • @anonfinally1692
    @anonfinally1692 Місяць тому +21

    I gave them the same treatment I gave when I found Shabriri in Yura's body the first time.
    INFLICT MAXIMUM PAIN POSSIBLE.

  • @brandinicole1372
    @brandinicole1372 Місяць тому +16

    Messmer was like: The grandams can get it too where’s the stairs ?

  • @tirionpendragon
    @tirionpendragon Місяць тому +240

    Messmer a good guy afterall.

    • @CamelxRavenNova2
      @CamelxRavenNova2 Місяць тому +3

      He was a very good guy indeed

    • @thatrainbowquickie8395
      @thatrainbowquickie8395 Місяць тому +12

      "He was the best guy arouuunnd"
      "What about the crusade?"
      "What crusaaade"

    • @jagernkk9875
      @jagernkk9875 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@thatrainbowquickie8395crusade is the thing that makes him best boiiii

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@thatrainbowquickie8395The Crusade is what makes him the good guy actually.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic Місяць тому +1

      More of an anti-villain 🤔

  • @IKuzmos
    @IKuzmos Місяць тому +15

    Based serpent Messmer

  • @BthereorBsquared
    @BthereorBsquared Місяць тому +13

    I’ve never seen a species of people this hated since the Batarians……
    I love it!

  • @theotherone7628
    @theotherone7628 Місяць тому +29

    Read the whip description and realized that I should let Messmer do his thing. They had it coming

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 Місяць тому +19

    Pre-DLC: "Lol why is Marika so racist?😂"
    Post-DLC: *_"MAY CHAOS TAKE THE HORNSENT!!!!"_*

  • @swiftstrike4044
    @swiftstrike4044 Місяць тому +6

    Me after fighting both Divine Dancing Lions: Marika and Messmer were too kind to you.

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 Місяць тому +13

    Hornsent went their actions have consequences :

  • @eliozdherion4843
    @eliozdherion4843 Місяць тому +17

    Electrify hornsent witha prepatch spark perfume bottle

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 Місяць тому +1

      That shit was broken AF prepatch. I curse FromSoft eternally for nerfing it

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Місяць тому +9

    The irony is that Marika's goal wasn't total Hornsent death. She removed the rune of Destined Death from the Elden Ring, so nothing could truly die anymore without the Erdtree's aid. Her goal wasn't death, but eternal Hornsent torture, which I think embodies this rant perfectly.

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 Місяць тому +1

      If the Erdtree allows one to be reincarnated (correct me if I’m wrong), what does the Scadutree do to those who die?

    • @FirstLast-cg2nk
      @FirstLast-cg2nk Місяць тому +1

      @@VictorIV0310 The Scadutree is the Erdtree's shadow, per item descriptions, so I couldn't say for sure. But, if it is the Erdtree's equal and opposite, then maybe it does the opposite: Instead of freeing people from life and reincarnating them, then maybe it makes sure that nothing can free the dead from this world. That's just supposition, but we know for sure it doesn't allow reincarnation, since the world is filled with the angry spirits of the dead.

    • @supermariolego878
      @supermariolego878 27 днів тому

      @@VictorIV0310 nothing because it's dead. Marika set it on fire sometime prior to the start of the game, during the Messmer-Hornsent war. That's why there's a bunch of walking shadows all over the place; they're the shackled spirits of the shadow realm's hornsent, denied true death and forced to wander a (presumably) hellish half-existence.

    • @kizhe240
      @kizhe240 24 дні тому +2

      @@supermariolego878 deserved

  • @notreal5513
    @notreal5513 Місяць тому +29

    I have a hornsent build in pvp duels and am extremely toxic and and whenever i get hatemail i just say the hornset are cruel so its canon

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 Місяць тому +13

      Messmer would like to know your location

    • @alqash6749
      @alqash6749 Місяць тому +6

      The battle with you and a messmers spear build would be legendary

  • @hunterotte9555
    @hunterotte9555 Місяць тому +8

    At first I was sympathetic with Hornsent. After learning the lore, I stand with this video.

  • @kokorochacarero8003
    @kokorochacarero8003 Місяць тому +11

    Put hornsent into the drathblight loop with the Eclipse Shotel

  • @BonePapi
    @BonePapi Місяць тому +13

    This but unironically

  • @kriegsmaschine4050
    @kriegsmaschine4050 Місяць тому +6

    In Marika's own words:

  • @jaeger2780
    @jaeger2780 Місяць тому +38

    Please post the pasta in the description

  • @clankymocha
    @clankymocha  Місяць тому +225

    Please leave a like and comment if you liked this video!

    • @sirmaerske6884
      @sirmaerske6884 Місяць тому +5

      "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it."

  • @Deatheater4444
    @Deatheater4444 3 дні тому +1

    When you start to doubt the righteousness of the Crusade, but then you find the tiny child-sized jars:

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 Місяць тому +7

    Messmer after his hornsent rant: "....Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of-" *Audio gets cut.*

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 25 днів тому +2

    When the jam ingredients start sharpening stakes.

  • @WellManneredNate
    @WellManneredNate Місяць тому +14

    I'm not too fond of Hornsent, frankly. I don't like them eating at the same restaurants as my family and I don't trust them near my daughters - probably because they are thinking about shoving them into giant jars.
    I'm just saying look at their villages and wonder why they are the way they are.

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  Місяць тому

      @@WellManneredNate this is a reference to a real quote right?
      If yes then Who said it/ where is it from?

    • @WellManneredNate
      @WellManneredNate Місяць тому +6

      @@clankymocha This is no quote just what I started thinking after seeing Bonny Village and the jar gaol.

  • @Sezenian
    @Sezenian Місяць тому +2

    Messmer reading his Mother's to-do list... No wonder he's so psychologically mixed

  • @coffeesorcerer6980
    @coffeesorcerer6980 24 дні тому +2

    I wish I could share this with my friends, but they'd never get it.

  • @Messmer_The_Impaler1
    @Messmer_The_Impaler1 День тому +1

    As messmer, i can confirm this is what my mother, Queen Marika the Eternal said.

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  День тому

      @@Messmer_The_Impaler1 tell 'em, king 👑😎🗣️

  • @imsometaeventhisacronym2545
    @imsometaeventhisacronym2545 Місяць тому +15

    Sorry, but the stuffing of sacrifices into jars WILL STOP.

  • @GameTheComos
    @GameTheComos 3 дні тому +1

    Marika woke up and chose violence when she gave him a job 😳

  • @coolerkid7905
    @coolerkid7905 Місяць тому +5

    Messmer the Based

  • @johnweaver311
    @johnweaver311 Місяць тому +3

    Melina: In Marika's own words... "The only good hornsent is a dead hornsent!"

  • @nophion2-electricboogaloo647
    @nophion2-electricboogaloo647 Місяць тому +2

    Hornsent meeting a group of people that can melt into other people through brutal physical trauma: "We can make a religion out of that."

  • @Git_Gud_Scrub
    @Git_Gud_Scrub Місяць тому +4

    The Demigod child we needed... Marika would definitely support this

  • @maximaximaxi
    @maximaximaxi Місяць тому +4

    Kick hornsent Grandams down the stairs 💀

  • @levinseve3471
    @levinseve3471 Місяць тому +3

    Me in the main game: Wow Marika has an overwhelming hate for the Omen, seems a little extreme.
    Me in the DLC: yeah this seems needlessly cruel.
    Me learning about the Jar Saints:

  • @itachi_1724
    @itachi_1724 Місяць тому +4

    Catalult hornsent into the jagged peak is hilarious

  • @Poppenheimer69
    @Poppenheimer69 Місяць тому +28

    I think we need to find some sort of final solution for that hornsent problem

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod Місяць тому

      Well Messmer was already using fire, how can we step up from that?

    • @Poppenheimer69
      @Poppenheimer69 Місяць тому +3

      @@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod rot "shower rooms"?

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod Місяць тому

      @@Poppenheimer69 Not bad, but rot is too quick a death

    • @Poppenheimer69
      @Poppenheimer69 Місяць тому

      @@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod well we need to work quick, so that people won't argue about the numbers later. Fun shouldn't get in the way of holy cleansing.

    • @Marco-fs9bs
      @Marco-fs9bs Місяць тому +6

      Just lure Bayle to Enir-ilim/belurat/Bonny village and watch

  • @NightLordShadow
    @NightLordShadow Місяць тому +4

    ME TAKIN UP MESSMER’S FLAME TO START CRUSADIN AGAIN

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg Місяць тому +5

    The takeaway, however, isn't that the hornsent were _worse_
    Just that they were no better than the Golden Order which set Messmer upon them

  • @dunadain100
    @dunadain100 Місяць тому +4

    Mama marikas lullaby is so sweet.

  • @matthewmontesano9517
    @matthewmontesano9517 Місяць тому +2

    OH MY GOD, GRANDAM, MESSMER HAS JUST HIT THE SECOND SPIRE