5 Reasons a ZOMBIE Apocalypse Would Just FAIL

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  • @imbored5334
    @imbored5334 5 років тому +2247

    *Zombie outbreak happens*
    Normal people: ahhhh
    Gamer: I waited my whole life for this
    *dies trying to hit backflip noscope from 100 feet in the air*

  • @ragnarsnart7746
    @ragnarsnart7746 6 років тому +1358

    Well....................Walking Dead taught us that some zombies are NINJAS because sometimes you can't hear them growl.

    • @ihatethisusernameupdate
      @ihatethisusernameupdate 6 років тому +42

      Yea. And it takes them longer than it should to decompose.

    • @ragnarsnart7746
      @ragnarsnart7746 6 років тому +5

      True.

    • @yonardoc2545
      @yonardoc2545 6 років тому +9

      this reminds me to look back if there are zombies

    • @char6762
      @char6762 6 років тому +16

      true like seriously rick how do u not hear the loudest zombie in the world behind u right now

    • @Garangus
      @Garangus 6 років тому +12

      They don't make u a sound until their right next to someone who is supposed to die.

  • @Kim-Dong-Un
    @Kim-Dong-Un 6 років тому +1229

    From now on if someone dies, tie their shoelaces. If the apocalpyse ever happens the dead guys wont be able to get out of their grave.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 років тому +68

      The most likely zombie plagues to happen are ones that aren't dead aka mind controlling fungus that already plague insects in rain forest genetically modified rabies stuff like that. That isn't going to help in any zombie outbreak that could actually happen.

    • @ghost_anna_reads787
      @ghost_anna_reads787 6 років тому +42

      or stick a rock in their mouth.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 років тому +11

      Ghost_Anna _Reads that still won't prevent last of us style zombies from spreading spores and infecting you.

    • @ghost_anna_reads787
      @ghost_anna_reads787 6 років тому +7

      Gas masks and flame throwers work great against that. that is how i get rid of mushrooms in my yard without sneezing from their spores. Drones should be good with that.

    • @luhan7388
      @luhan7388 6 років тому +35

      I choose cremation, problem solved

  • @chezkamaenunez1972
    @chezkamaenunez1972 5 років тому +390

    1. Woke up from coma
    2. Find a bicycle
    3. Meet Morgan
    4. Get gun
    5. Find Lori and Carl

    • @sergiumiza849
      @sergiumiza849 5 років тому +27

      "COORAAAAL!!!"

    • @thisjustin77
      @thisjustin77 5 років тому +4

      @@sergiumiza849 i read that his comment exactly like that hahaha

    • @browhat9349
      @browhat9349 3 роки тому

      Damn thought that was only my plan

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 3 роки тому +3

      6. Lose Lori

    • @TRIXXXCZ
      @TRIXXXCZ 3 роки тому +4

      6. Kill your best friend

  • @aliceinthelandofdawn9727
    @aliceinthelandofdawn9727 6 років тому +810

    But in zombie movie.. sometimes.. zombie is not the main problem.. it's like a man vs man..

    • @Replica_Films2000
      @Replica_Films2000 6 років тому +11

      because they cant make up anything better

    • @Demetrix13
      @Demetrix13 6 років тому +51

      Fear the living, fight the dead

    • @trevoralvey7700
      @trevoralvey7700 5 років тому +6

      Exactly people would kill to stay alive

    • @solala6344
      @solala6344 5 років тому

      Your a filipino?

    • @jpatrick1967
      @jpatrick1967 5 років тому +16

      That’s only because in those movies the countries have all collapsed. If you stop the apocalypse before it gets to that point, there wouldn’t be those problems.

  • @lilyanderson7853
    @lilyanderson7853 6 років тому +800

    Step 1: stabby knife
    Step 2: lock doors
    Step 3: wait

    • @aaroncheek1575
      @aaroncheek1575 6 років тому +50

      Step.1go outside with weapons.
      Step.2start killing every undead thing that moves.
      Step.3 find food water shelter ammunition more guns knives swords axes.
      Step.4 have a good time killing the undead.

    • @forbidize
      @forbidize 6 років тому +7

      @@aaroncheek1575 wow

    • @meowsterperson4483
      @meowsterperson4483 6 років тому +6

      Aaron Cheek have fun feeding the zombies dimwit

    • @leerachetranger6860
      @leerachetranger6860 5 років тому +2

      Until they break in our you start to loss supplies

    • @_anime.sausages_
      @_anime.sausages_ 5 років тому

      Fair enough
      Also armyyyy

  • @reecen819
    @reecen819 6 років тому +970

    If a Zombie apocalypse were to break out, the biggest threat wouldn’t be the zombies, but humans to themselves.

    • @alexzaviorsmith8321
      @alexzaviorsmith8321 5 років тому +16

      Personaly i feel as though other infections could be more of a problem because think about how many people there would be... most likley not many so then u wouldnt find any often and going with that no medical support to help with infections.

    • @vejymonsta3006
      @vejymonsta3006 5 років тому +33

      It would not break out. That's the point here. Zombies are by definition lesser than humans, therefore humans would stomp them out. There could not ever be a zombie apocalypse. Real diseases are far more insidious and dangerous. Basically they are the same thing, except the host of the illness does not become a rotting pile of flesh. The reason why contagious diseases are contagious is because people do not know they are carrying a disease.... zombies are literally walking dead people for fucks sake.

    • @abuzainah1
      @abuzainah1 5 років тому

      No it would be cholera dead people rottin
      g you would defo get cholera

    • @xfistedwaffle3167
      @xfistedwaffle3167 5 років тому

      and eacother

    • @marioauditore2859
      @marioauditore2859 5 років тому

      Stopmotion Is Reality people leave tracks, of course you will find them

  • @actionanimations8633
    @actionanimations8633 5 років тому +805

    I know how to survive the zombie apocalypse
    Find Daryl

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 5 років тому +19

      Action Animations find Glenn lol dumpster+water bottle ftw

    • @AyeeScarface15
      @AyeeScarface15 5 років тому +16

      @@carl_consumer.of.reality glenn wouldnt be much use without his head

    • @erinoconnor5901
      @erinoconnor5901 5 років тому +9

      AyeeScarface that was cold dude

    • @Preezly
      @Preezly 5 років тому +1

      @Kimmy -Splat Queen or Kenny or teenager Clem😍

    • @AyeeScarface15
      @AyeeScarface15 5 років тому

      @@erinoconnor5901 i know😂

  • @diamondemerald116
    @diamondemerald116 7 років тому +4385

    Also malls are horrible for the zombie apocalypse.

    • @kharactertheguru5104
      @kharactertheguru5104 7 років тому +426

      Diamond Emerald literally like the number one place on every list of the worst places to go in a zombie apocalypse

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 7 років тому +344

      To be fair, well organized, they can become invincible, or huge hazards.

    • @pug1421
      @pug1421 7 років тому +14

      Diamond Emerald o

    • @TheTideKing004
      @TheTideKing004 7 років тому +96

      A reanimated mindless creature won't care about anything you are saying also you have no idea how the virus would change their body. I challenge you to try fight a psychopath who is relentlessly trying to kill you and see how you fair then corporate that with the same thing only add the desire to eat you and decrease the amount of skin which would increase fear factor and see if you even stand your ground.

    • @diamondemerald116
      @diamondemerald116 7 років тому +32

      If it isn't the zombie apocalypse then the creatures would not be zombies. So either it is zombies or a plague/virus that make humans cannibal. Zombies are from the grave, a disease or parasite is not a zombie. So malls would be bad for "zombies". If it is something else then your right we don't know how it works.

  • @oofyou1664
    @oofyou1664 6 років тому +1615

    Reason 1)
    *Gamers would grab their godly weapons and make them go exctinct*

  • @joegysel2324
    @joegysel2324 7 років тому +444

    Ain't no zombies making it past my peashooter 😤 #getoffmylawn

    • @zjotheglorious
      @zjotheglorious 7 років тому +8

      i love terrorist bungee ones

    • @ace942
      @ace942 7 років тому +11

      i love terrorist I would add some wall-nuts and potato mines just to be on the safe side. Might upgrade the wall-nuts to Tall-nuts at a later stage.

    • @lickytime9683
      @lickytime9683 7 років тому +1

      😮😮😮🤔🤔👌👌👌👍👍👍💦💦💦💦

    • @nightcrow3920
      @nightcrow3920 7 років тому +1

      i love terrorist xD lmao

    • @Surkeethegoat
      @Surkeethegoat 7 років тому +2

      My fav military peashooter

  • @jxpd7898
    @jxpd7898 5 років тому +837

    Reason 1) in America everyone has a gun
    Reason 2) Japan and China have anime plot armor
    Reason 3) north Korea has nukes
    Reason 4) nobody in Russia can die
    (I could go on but I'm on a phone so I wont)

    • @RengawSnave
      @RengawSnave 5 років тому +13

      I like number 4 nice touch man that is great lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😂😥😥

    • @subsWithnovideos-ib3pq
      @subsWithnovideos-ib3pq 5 років тому +34

      Actually North Korea only has 10 nuclear warheads the US has 6,800 nuclear warheads. The only reason people were fearing North Korea was because they weren’t sure what North Korea would do with them after they got them and that’s why everyone was afraid North Korea would bomb the us even though the us could destroy all of North Korea with how much warheads we have Annnnd the only thing that’s stopping us from easily defeating North Korea in a war is Russia and China

    • @iksskan9147
      @iksskan9147 5 років тому +38

      In America zombie bite people
      In Soviet Union Russia zombie will be eaten by you

    • @skyethompson8901
      @skyethompson8901 5 років тому +1

      But the democrat trying to take away our guns

    • @coolbuild4674
      @coolbuild4674 5 років тому

      Jackson Dias lol

  • @SnarkierThan-U-R
    @SnarkierThan-U-R 7 років тому +2926

    Damn and I purchased all that Zombie survival gear, well at least I look good wearing it.

  • @nightyishere3035
    @nightyishere3035 6 років тому +815

    I guess my minecraft skills won’t do anything.

    • @ari-mariberry
      @ari-mariberry 6 років тому +31

      To be fair, minecraft zombies are really retarded, as we can simply combat them by holding them off till day.

    • @heiljandal1329
      @heiljandal1329 6 років тому +14

      minecraft players have skills other than building ?

    • @larryellis8579
      @larryellis8579 6 років тому +6

      GOD DANGIT

    • @teehee1777
      @teehee1777 6 років тому +8

      I guess my fortnite skills *can* do anything.

    • @wyddrk
      @wyddrk 6 років тому +25

      You will all die with your "Minecraft and fortnite skills"
      My roblox skills will extinct the zombies

  • @paradis9155
    @paradis9155 6 років тому +469

    Never go to a mall . To many civilians getting infected there

  • @bananaglue3779
    @bananaglue3779 5 років тому +393

    *1.Shaggy eliminates all of them*

    • @bananaglue3779
      @bananaglue3779 5 років тому +3

      Uncle Sam
      This was a month ago...

    • @TophatMilo
      @TophatMilo 5 років тому +7

      Using only one finger with 0.000000000000000001% of his power

    • @biswajyotidas8649
      @biswajyotidas8649 5 років тому

      What's with all the shaggy humor can somebody explain it to me

    • @bananaglue3779
      @bananaglue3779 5 років тому

      Biswajyoti Das
      Oh boy you are very late
      It was from a video Super Instinct Shaggy
      Once you watch it you will get why people were talking about how Shaggy is so powerful

    • @ДмитрийБейл-и3щ
      @ДмитрийБейл-и3щ 5 років тому

      Big chungus will kill em all

  • @andioop8942
    @andioop8942 6 років тому +732

    What if zombies aren't bloodthirsty? What if when they rise they're just super lonely and wanna hang?

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 5 років тому +27

      We will never know

    • @_anime.sausages_
      @_anime.sausages_ 5 років тому +25

      Poor zombies

    • @leaftyheat
      @leaftyheat 5 років тому +18

      They might be the new human kind

    • @ray_oc6170
      @ray_oc6170 5 років тому +16

      They just want a hug

    • @yaross1
      @yaross1 5 років тому +3

      We might know, well if the scientist destroy the world

  • @hansiesilver2991
    @hansiesilver2991 6 років тому +650

    This video actually help alot of people sleep at night.

    • @stinkyfeet2235
      @stinkyfeet2235 6 років тому +4

      Hansie Silver how

    • @bashful_boot8815
      @bashful_boot8815 6 років тому +18

      @@stinkyfeet2235 this video helped me a lot

    • @cryingbitsh
      @cryingbitsh 6 років тому +18

      This video has destroyded my dreams 😒

    • @lurkenskanal405
      @lurkenskanal405 6 років тому +2

      Kids, when you grow up you will relize its only fiction.

    • @hansiesilver2991
      @hansiesilver2991 6 років тому +10

      @@lurkenskanal405 im 20, and im saying alot of people, not me

  • @xy6830
    @xy6830 6 років тому +1728

    Imagine if Usain Bolt turned into a zombie...

    • @moshimic5628
      @moshimic5628 6 років тому +7

      Blue Flame DayZ zombies it is (Edit: I mean WorldWarZ, I didn’t even notice until after I finished my comment xD)

    • @kellerduhamel7605
      @kellerduhamel7605 6 років тому +95

      GOTTA GO FAST

    • @alex-made2225
      @alex-made2225 6 років тому +6

      Blue Flame run boy run

    • @Faten.alsari
      @Faten.alsari 6 років тому +35

      Then we are fucked

    • @Lucario9d
      @Lucario9d 6 років тому +22

      Blue Flame he’s not a distance runner though. It would still be scary but not as bad.

  • @goateye7151
    @goateye7151 5 років тому +77

    reason no 6
    if a normal human cant break through a door, what makes you think a rotting pile of flesh will?

    • @Sem_M23
      @Sem_M23 5 років тому +6

      press x to doubt

    • @jeffreylessard7538
      @jeffreylessard7538 5 років тому +10

      What about a hundred piles of flesh all pushing at that door hmmm?

    • @basementcat7984
      @basementcat7984 5 років тому +6

      @@jeffreylessard7538 Sure, but are they going to organize themselves and go through the suburbs pushing through doors one at a time?

    • @DarrenC_1024
      @DarrenC_1024 5 років тому +1

      @ليس له اسم On one condition: They are not installing door lock made in China.

    • @hiih4499
      @hiih4499 5 років тому

      @@jeffreylessard7538 easy, just hide through a super thick door, and since they just go one at a time, they'll never get through lol, just download a bunch of movies and songs, while you can, and chill

  • @spoc609
    @spoc609 7 років тому +726

    Rule Number 1- Cardio

    • @GaryAa56
      @GaryAa56 7 років тому +52

      Double tap

    • @spoc609
      @spoc609 7 років тому +36

      gary Aa Beware Of Bathrooms

    • @quanopluto6675
      @quanopluto6675 7 років тому +18

      Don't forget to limber up

    • @hmt8036
      @hmt8036 7 років тому +20

      ThatSeanPat Enjoy the little things. Do(n't) be a hero.

    • @fifa-nx3zx
      @fifa-nx3zx 7 років тому +14

      dont forget to buckle up

  • @kwept8083
    @kwept8083 7 років тому +1539

    Reason 6: Gamers' moms dont have to tell their kids to stop playing PC since gamers would probably treat those zombies as bots and do trickshots on them

    • @justagamer2485
      @justagamer2485 7 років тому +38

      Yet most gamers can mercilessly kill unlike normal people as proven by life is strange

    • @antonflax814
      @antonflax814 7 років тому +47

      It's just game. Nobody care's about a character in a game. You can always reload a save.

    • @nukedude2433
      @nukedude2433 7 років тому +2

      lol

    • @SalamanderTrash
      @SalamanderTrash 7 років тому +9

      Sure, buddy.

    • @MrRaskalTV
      @MrRaskalTV 7 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @rafi-hg7yv
    @rafi-hg7yv 5 років тому +325

    If zombie apocalypse happened in America it wouldn’t last a day...

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 5 років тому +24

      heck no depends on where and how it starts

    • @RatChad
      @RatChad 5 років тому +11

      No Trump button =Nuclear

    • @angie-qe6ww
      @angie-qe6ww 5 років тому +1

      Thats true thi

    • @fazehartjon6105
      @fazehartjon6105 5 років тому +5

      Not sure since it would infect all the world beacuse the virus sometimes might be in the air 😀

    • @fascistitaly7482
      @fascistitaly7482 5 років тому +7

      Just when these are slow zombies but fast zombies could be a problem against guns

  • @TheShepherds2323
    @TheShepherds2323 5 років тому +122

    The walkers don’t catch the disease!
    They *ARE* the disease!

    • @lolololbanana1829
      @lolololbanana1829 3 роки тому +2

      There are diseases that make worms grow inside your body, and if it infects a zombie well.. the zombie will die bc it has been infected by worms and the worms will eat it from the inside to the outside xd

    • @thickerconstrictor9037
      @thickerconstrictor9037 3 роки тому

      @@lolololbanana1829 what if part of the virus, is that if any predator tries to eat it it also infects the predator. Now the worms are infected now we're doubly fucked

    • @heavyfrompootis4385
      @heavyfrompootis4385 3 роки тому

      No life is a disease.

  • @chavo8989
    @chavo8989 7 років тому +657

    Well there goes my fantasy of killing zombies......ruined

  • @jayblue-pq1ec
    @jayblue-pq1ec 7 років тому +415

    Let's be honest for the "views" people would try to run out take selfies with them, offer them blunts, twerk on them, or try to tame them...all and all sheer stupidity will be what causes it to work

    • @inumi2235
      @inumi2235 7 років тому +31

      jayblue242424 1 I can think of several people who would do that.

    • @clientornaka4690
      @clientornaka4690 6 років тому +61

      I could see zombie right activists xD #zombielivesmatter

    • @simonelliott3611
      @simonelliott3611 6 років тому +32

      sjws and libtards would welcome them and give them a sanctuary city and a safe space , shouting zombie lives matter lol idiots

    • @RHWGaming
      @RHWGaming 6 років тому +8

      true some people might be that dumb but that's some or most millennials and children. The aduklts don't know wtf that stuff is.

    • @counterbatteryyuri
      @counterbatteryyuri 6 років тому +5

      Thats me, but of course u need a shotgun for that, you know, to make them harmless

  • @headhusky5707
    @headhusky5707 7 років тому +377

    I'm not worried about a zombie apocalypse, but rather a solar flare hitting earth and taking out all of our technology. I mean, what am I going to play all my zombie games on if my PC blows up?

    • @IC-23
      @IC-23 7 років тому +8

      If a solar flare hit earth and broke through the ozone layer humans would be dead inside a building or not almost all land plants and animals would die

    • @dylonlachenal5294
      @dylonlachenal5294 7 років тому +3

      IC23 depending on intensity yeah, I've learned it would just knock out all electricity tho.. might be something else to do with our sun though

    • @IC-23
      @IC-23 7 років тому

      Dylon Lachenal
      Oh, I thought you meant a full blown extinction event kind of solar flare

    • @markjoshuarivera9618
      @markjoshuarivera9618 7 років тому

      IC23

    • @markjoshuarivera9618
      @markjoshuarivera9618 7 років тому

      Dylon Lachenal

  • @megajmd1870
    @megajmd1870 6 років тому +188

    I had a dream about the zombie apocalypse and IT WAS THE MOST REALISTIC DREAM I EVER HAD

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 5 років тому +8

      I had a dream kind of like the call of the dead map from cod zombies
      We were in a movie and then a real zombie came and ate people but I couldn't move bc I had sandbags on my feet suddenly and couldn't run idk but it was scary as hell

    • @Pieguy223
      @Pieguy223 5 років тому +4

      That wasn't a dream

    • @igorpetek2380
      @igorpetek2380 5 років тому

      My man we same

    • @rampageml401
      @rampageml401 4 роки тому

      Same lol

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 4 роки тому

      Same, me and my mom survived, my sister wasnt with us but she was ok

  • @caydenblue
    @caydenblue 6 років тому +444

    Everyone says playing zombie apocalypse games won't help you in a real life zombie apocalypse but if the zombie virus is an STD gamers will be fine

    • @caydenblue
      @caydenblue 6 років тому +7

      Advopar Who says the virus kicks in immediately?

    • @RHWGaming
      @RHWGaming 6 років тому +1

      Nice one!

    • @sickcharlie2754
      @sickcharlie2754 6 років тому +3

      Dead (no pun intended)

    • @awokentitan4873
      @awokentitan4873 6 років тому +4

      so funny gamers don't have sex haha

    • @natsudragneel-ir7sr
      @natsudragneel-ir7sr 6 років тому +4

      it only take one hot person who is horny to spread it around.

  • @davitrongaming
    @davitrongaming 7 років тому +253

    The zombies wouldn't be the problem, it would be the people that would try to take control after the initial outbreak.

    • @idonthavename2261
      @idonthavename2261 7 років тому

      King Dilemma ur talking bout dying light?

    • @davitrongaming
      @davitrongaming 7 років тому +1

      I Dont Have Name this is true for several games. Last Of Us is one as well

    • @iansvantesvold6184
      @iansvantesvold6184 7 років тому +6

      With a zombie Apocalypse I'd use that as an excuse to take down corrupt politians. ;)

    • @davitrongaming
      @davitrongaming 7 років тому

      Ian Svantesvold define corrupt

    • @jamesstone5357
      @jamesstone5357 7 років тому +16

      no it would be the liberals wanting equal rights for zombies

  • @guu9943
    @guu9943 7 років тому +492

    Oh, and in a zombie apocalypse most probably, you wouldn't be allowed to go around killing zombies because they would have rights and they would be equal and there would be organisations fighting for their rights. And if you would try to call a living dead a zomby, you would be harassed and considered an existentialist..and brought to trial..

    • @davidmckoon690
      @davidmckoon690 7 років тому +13

      no there is a reason they ate called the living dead. they are dead and reanimated they eat people let one role up on me and service if I don't put a 40 cal. round in its face and those who tried to stop me would get it to

    • @davidmckoon690
      @davidmckoon690 7 років тому +3

      role up on me and see

    • @ShadowStrikerz26
      @ShadowStrikerz26 7 років тому +59

      the sad moment when your probably right there...

    • @guu9943
      @guu9943 7 років тому +14

      Goddamit David Mckoon im not even sure what are you talking about goddamit

    • @galesayre959
      @galesayre959 7 років тому +1

      Omul Coropişniţă lol

  • @kolhurricane7325
    @kolhurricane7325 5 років тому +125

    THIS VIDEO IS A TRUE BLESSING TO US WITH ANXIETY. THANK YOU

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 5 років тому +6

      YES I'M NOT ALONE!! Other people are as anxious as I am! Yippie!

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 5 років тому +2

      "And if you are really afraid, just go live on a island, let the sharks do the rest."

    • @alaijahdeleon3207
      @alaijahdeleon3207 4 роки тому

      Yes!!

    • @dutchvanderlinde5218
      @dutchvanderlinde5218 4 роки тому

      @@PugnaciousProductions yes

    • @doctorwebman
      @doctorwebman 4 роки тому

      The virus would not be biological (biological viruses cannot animate dead people), it would be technological, and would most likely not be from Earth. Here is how it would work to produce exactly what one sees depicted in movies and television series about the zombie apocalypse:
      1. Extraterrestrials drop off nanotechnology virus in atmosphere, perhaps for sick entertainment (we cannot assume extraterrestrials have empathy or concern for humans) or to cull the heard, even to save resources they figure they might need in the future.
      2. The nano-virus reproduces and infects everyone on Earth.3.
      3. The nano-virus then creates networks in the bodies and brains of most people who are infected, and they die from the process. It also builds networks in the eyes, nose, and ears for crude sensory input, and the virus invades the brain to build the control network on the microscopic level. The networks are not visible to the naked eye, if one were to cut open a zombie.
      4. The dead are reanimated with microscopic nanobot fibers, built and embedded in the flesh, that act like muscle fibers to animate the corpse, and the apocalypse takes over the Earth extremely quickly, as everyone is already infected. The government and military also turn, so there are no agencies to save the living from the apocalypse.
      5. The nano-virus maintains the dead by keeping the flesh and blood from drying out and going stiff, and puts antifreeze into dead flesh in winter to keep the dead from freezing solid. The virus does minimal repair to the rotting flesh so zombies will last indefinitely.
      6. Damaging the brain damages the control network built into the brain, so the zombie goes down, but harming the rest of the body does not stop it.
      7. Being bitten activates the virus, and dying of any cause will also do so.

  • @wesleyology
    @wesleyology 6 років тому +198

    lmao a shopping mall sounds like a horrible idea, at least one person in there would hide the fact that they were bitten lmao

    • @ThBraveSteed
      @ThBraveSteed 6 років тому +1

      smogmoth
      And when they turn they can
      MAYBE bite one person before being discovered.

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 6 років тому +2

      You could make that argument about literally every place you might hide. So make sure everybody is checked thoroughly whether you're in a mall or anywhere else.

  • @elijahybarra
    @elijahybarra 6 років тому +310

    Waits whole life to be awesome and survive the zombie apacolypse
    Gets infected in sleep

  • @0777sadie
    @0777sadie 7 років тому +979

    You did anther video about how a zombie apocalypse would eradicate humans within 100 days...

    • @r.r.n8998
      @r.r.n8998 7 років тому +105

      0777sadie if it didn't fail

    • @kenjibrown410
      @kenjibrown410 7 років тому +141

      based on rate of infection and ignoring human ability to fight back

    • @angelabarba2632
      @angelabarba2632 7 років тому +5

      It is the next video on my list lol

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 7 років тому +6

      0777sadie and now he admits he's mistake

    • @williammaes
      @williammaes 7 років тому +1

      Godzilla Awsome same!

  • @peehead1854
    @peehead1854 5 років тому +177

    Reason 6 : Thanos will snap and half the zombies will die.
    Reason 7 : Shaggy will zoink them to death.

  • @themightypickle1004
    @themightypickle1004 7 років тому +150

    I wonder how the actors from The Walking Dead would actually survive in a real zombie apocalypse? 🤔

  • @ryanmorefield843
    @ryanmorefield843 6 років тому +409

    A zombie apocalypse would never happen because coffins (edit: guys I’m talking about old zombies that pop out of coffins and also coffins are extremely hard to break)

    • @quent1nul
      @quent1nul 6 років тому +46

      The first to be infected wouldn't be buried though. And if the first infected infect more people once they reanimate, we'd get overrun even with your damn coffins.

    • @ryanmorefield843
      @ryanmorefield843 6 років тому +5

      That sucks

    • @TiffanyRay
      @TiffanyRay 6 років тому +6

      OpticaL 811 yeah but a deadly virus would kill your white blood cells and your immune system would fail if it ever came in contact with it.

    • @wyddrk
      @wyddrk 6 років тому +21

      I would just get it over with and kill myself

    • @estrellaa4186
      @estrellaa4186 6 років тому +3

      James Tolls Honsetly.

  • @kwept8083
    @kwept8083 7 років тому +866

    If a zombie apocalypse succeed, Gamers that restarted their pc and realized they cant save the game could take care of this

    • @starseal3557
      @starseal3557 7 років тому +6

      SkieFlaike I'm boss at zombies

    • @UsSoldier-ri5wf
      @UsSoldier-ri5wf 7 років тому +17

      SkieFlaike Gamers wouldn't last because their weak and out of shape if you can't run away or keep swinging a sledgehammer because your give out your dead if you don't know how to properly shoot or reload a gun fast enough because you literally got 50 zombies in front of you your dead. If you have no weapon how are you going to run away from them because your outta breath your dead. Gamers wouldn't survive.

    • @shaynemhopkins
      @shaynemhopkins 7 років тому +3

      The Prepared exactly what I was thinking

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 7 років тому +59

      The Prepared except for the fact that you are generalizing all gamers as fat, out of shape retards

    • @mattsushi431
      @mattsushi431 7 років тому +37

      The Prepared i play quite a bit of games and i play soccer, basketball and am fit for my age. Dont sterotype gamers, i dont know a single gamer that couldnt stand up to a zombie

  • @filterz3236
    @filterz3236 5 років тому +123

    *Zombie* *apocalaypse* *happen*
    Normal people: barricades themselves
    Gamers: *who* *can* *get* *the* *most* *kills* *wins*
    Edit: Thanks for 5 likes 👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @usaslastresort1126
      @usaslastresort1126 5 років тому

      Vincent Castillo 4 likes now 😊💙😘🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @filterz3236
      @filterz3236 5 років тому

      @@usaslastresort1126 😲😲😲💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖thanks

    • @kellicottle6364
      @kellicottle6364 5 років тому +5

      *morgz: whoever can get the most kill wins TeN tHoUsAnD dOlLaRs*

    • @BonkBro
      @BonkBro 5 років тому

      @@kellicottle6364 Lmfao I'm dead

    • @broadkelsey9551
      @broadkelsey9551 5 років тому

      Hahaha

  • @volt1497
    @volt1497 6 років тому +157

    Realistically, how would a disease, pathogen, etc. even get to corpses buried in coffins underground, let alone give them the ability to climb out of the ground and attack/infect people afterwards?

    • @xdxdxdxd9731
      @xdxdxdxd9731 6 років тому +4

      Fruity fair point u have Their

    • @thetemplar8167
      @thetemplar8167 6 років тому +6

      That's impossible , dead ppl before the apocalypse/without suffering from a bite would stay normal bodies .

    • @neutralvalley8972
      @neutralvalley8972 6 років тому +3

      that is a good point

    • @zombieboy1292
      @zombieboy1292 6 років тому +12

      Thats why, with modern films being more realistic ig?, all zombies tend to be similar to rabies or smth and not rising from the grave folks

    • @thesimsestate1079
      @thesimsestate1079 6 років тому +1

      well it is possible because that's what an outbreak means they test the pathogen on a test subject they get out and then bites one person they hide it and they go home and then they turn but the one that bit the fist victim dies but the one that was bit lives till its out and then that's how it would possibly happen

  • @deezob1126
    @deezob1126 7 років тому +109

    Now what about "Rabies like" Zombies? Technically alive so decomposition wouldn't really be a factor......Rabies mutation could be a thing

    • @_realghost_
      @_realghost_ 7 років тому +4

      Rabies patients or animals infected with rabies try to avoid water. They even hate it when you sprincle it at them...nothing easier as that.

    • @sikenotreally1051
      @sikenotreally1051 7 років тому +7

      lol imagine you watching tv having your sprinkler on and when you look out of the windows zombies walk into the sprinkler and run off

    • @jakobmusic6306
      @jakobmusic6306 7 років тому +3

      Deezob 1 I mean, they still need food and nutrients to even function soo... and rabies patients die within days.

    • @gothamgymnast4638
      @gothamgymnast4638 7 років тому

      +Deezob 1 2:52

    • @garysnyder970
      @garysnyder970 7 років тому

      You could still use ths vaccine for rabies even if it did mutate

  • @mybutt3349
    @mybutt3349 7 років тому +384

    Well I’d just get Donald trump to build a wall around my house

  • @Galarion3
    @Galarion3 5 років тому +51

    I’ll just use the reverse card on the zombies. Ez clap

  • @CE-bb5rk
    @CE-bb5rk 6 років тому +100

    If we had to deal with Dying Light zombies, good luck humanity

    • @gamerscorem4staproductions775
      @gamerscorem4staproductions775 6 років тому +10

      Parkour zombies are brutal. There's no hiding anywhere

    • @SatyamX9
      @SatyamX9 5 років тому +3

      Parkour zombies wouldnt be a thing as it is in games. The most likely zombies would occur will be similiar to The Walking Dead Game Series.

    • @Apex-kb4ec
      @Apex-kb4ec 5 років тому

      If u get attacked by a zombie that was infected within 1-2 days have more stamina because They have more energy after that their slow

    • @SatyamX9
      @SatyamX9 5 років тому

      @@Apex-kb4ec i could believe that

    • @coffeeviking5162
      @coffeeviking5162 5 років тому

      Good night good luck brother

  • @miztahdj
    @miztahdj 6 років тому +58

    "You think a zombie can chew through a tank?" Lmao

    • @Hazard8663
      @Hazard8663 6 років тому +1

      "I dont know maybe....let me ask the hun- oh nevermind..........some black guy with a labcoat killed him"

  • @ably2343
    @ably2343 6 років тому +210

    Forest Gump will survive this

    • @vixen3671
      @vixen3671 6 років тому

      Ably
      I get it omg I get it to well wtf 😭

    • @lainhikaru5657
      @lainhikaru5657 6 років тому +12

      Yeah,and one day he will start runni ng from the zombies non stop,he will step on a zombie carcass and dirty his shoes and will create the slogan "undead happens"
      Then he will proceed to make the biggest zombie shrimp fishing company in the country.

    • @safdarkh786
      @safdarkh786 6 років тому +1

      Dude can get hit by bullets from a chopper and still run!.
      Phuh😧 so much those zombies could do to him !😎

    • @goldenf1ame100
      @goldenf1ame100 6 років тому

      Ably R U N F O R E S T R U N

    • @jackjamesjh
      @jackjamesjh 6 років тому

      Ably run forrest ruuuuuun

  • @maryjocoleman2677
    @maryjocoleman2677 5 років тому +25

    This is helping me sleep after a zombie nightmare. Thanks 😂

  • @kittkitsune
    @kittkitsune 6 років тому +172

    heres an idea. Animals attack the zombies and get infected with the disease. Now since they're animals, they won't show symptoms (assuming its the type of virus that seems to only infect humans as is often the case in many shows/movies/books). However, the unknowing individual might get hungry and decide to eat said animal. Thereby infecting themselves with the disease and not even know it. Heck the animals could spread it among themselves in various ways. Increasing the chance that your cute little cat or dog could pick it up and pass it on to you accidentally.
    The direct threat from the zombies would end quickly, but the infection would remain a serious problem for years to come. It may even render the entire meat supply of the world inedible, due to risk of infection.

    • @Cat-ct9hn
      @Cat-ct9hn 6 років тому +13

      kittkitsune Unless you cook the meat. However, interesting idea.

    • @spicypinecone2086
      @spicypinecone2086 6 років тому +16

      Sethu Maruthi They wouldn't because they would have to grow A LOT of plants +they grow slow af AND if it's winter then gl

    • @dickcheney1910
      @dickcheney1910 6 років тому +2

      Blue Sausage good statement, he didn't think about that.. Somethings lay dormant

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 6 років тому +1

      Sethu Maruthi vegans are a bit least healthy since they don't have a balanced diet and they're easy for sickness and zombies kill tbh

    • @aintkizo
      @aintkizo 6 років тому +2

      Like the deer from the train to busan

  • @FishingForLife28
    @FishingForLife28 7 років тому +221

    Did you just say a shopping mall would be a good idea!? lets do a quick pros and cons
    pros:
    supplies is easy to find
    backup genarators for electricity
    Cons:
    backup genarators only work for 48 hours give or take
    AND you wont be the onlyone with that idea, the mall would be flooded with people wich would literly make it to a breeding ground for zombies

    • @brucejedilee5290
      @brucejedilee5290 7 років тому +5

      Yes but honestly the zombies aren't a thrat. The chance of anyone in there being bitten is low and if they are they will be killed off fast.

    • @mister6091
      @mister6091 7 років тому +1

      Bruce Jedi Lee , yeah each day -1 person and in the end you stand alone against hundreds of zombies :)

    • @brucejedilee5290
      @brucejedilee5290 7 років тому +3

      Mister Who are rottening and falling apart as they try to get to me. I can just walk away as they collapse in a pile of limbs on the ground

    • @quentindiaz9418
      @quentindiaz9418 7 років тому +1

      but you don't have to go straight to the mall first. give a week or month and then go and kill every zombie you see in there cause it would be some kind of shelter anyway right

    • @piercemchugh4509
      @piercemchugh4509 6 років тому +6

      Yeah plus supplies will run out,
      Mass hysteria, riots, fighting,
      People are crazy and at their worst in disaster situations. Suddenly the living will be your problem. Not to mention any nutjobs who will think it is a good or funny idea to let zombies in.

  • @Necx
    @Necx 6 років тому +364

    with my roblox skills, i am a god.

  • @thegrimreaper9951
    @thegrimreaper9951 5 років тому +27

    We shouldn't be afraid of the Dead, We should be afraid of the Living.

  • @christianjohnson6973
    @christianjohnson6973 7 років тому +81

    The most dangerous zombies I've heard of where the ones spread by blood so when things such as misquotes carried it all hell would break loose.

    • @FathersFuckingBiscuits
      @FathersFuckingBiscuits 7 років тому +2

      Christian Johnson good point

    • @gahmivolka
      @gahmivolka 6 років тому +3

      To be honest if it did happen that would be the way it would happen is through insect transmission of the disease. Only real way that it would spiral out of humanities control really.

    • @ladyscarlette6289
      @ladyscarlette6289 6 років тому +3

      i dont think mosquitoes go for blood that isnt fresh...

    • @christianjohnson6973
      @christianjohnson6973 6 років тому +2

      Lady Scarlett idk to be honest but think about all the bugs around corps’

    • @yisus4681
      @yisus4681 6 років тому

      So the 28 days/weeks later type

  • @kayacabrera8940
    @kayacabrera8940 6 років тому +136

    thb I kinda never go outside because I was scared a zombie apocalypse is gonna start ............yea. I'm stupid

    • @Miresskaa
      @Miresskaa 6 років тому +4

      psst call it scared or carefull or something like that, maybe even paranoid still better than stupid :D

    • @ryancrockett3803
      @ryancrockett3803 6 років тому +10

      I just lost braincells

    • @adrianadonate9099
      @adrianadonate9099 6 років тому

      Same

    • @halopacific7330
      @halopacific7330 6 років тому

      kaya cabrera opposite when I go outside I pretend I’m in a zombie apocalypse and it’s like 20 degrees out and I have to pretend it’s nothing like in the zombie shows they don’t care they just live out there lol

    • @leerachetranger6860
      @leerachetranger6860 5 років тому

      Also I play zombie attack a lot every time I play it I look for high areas they can’t get to unless there are to many jumping

  • @johnnysays9629
    @johnnysays9629 7 років тому +40

    Fragile tea cups. Im using that in reference to everything now.

    • @garretquance1274
      @garretquance1274 7 років тому

      John Robillard you're gonna use that until it breaks like a fragile tea cup

  • @lazygamer2995
    @lazygamer2995 5 років тому +45

    The zombie apocalypse happens every year..its called black friday

  • @whitewing2
    @whitewing2 7 років тому +391

    Remember Walking Dead? The Zombies are not the enemies. Its other Survivors
    Besides, what killed Glenn again?
    And one more thing, Avoid Trains

    • @spyfox434
      @spyfox434 7 років тому +4

      Brian Javier Glen is alive

    • @andrewzoratti9324
      @andrewzoratti9324 7 років тому +3

      no he is dead in the walking dead

    • @gamer6052
      @gamer6052 7 років тому +4

      Negan you aren't Negan.

    • @shoganai2545
      @shoganai2545 7 років тому +3

      Brian Javier dude wtf why did you spoil that

    • @Vox-Rox-Omalox
      @Vox-Rox-Omalox 7 років тому +5

      Will trains even work if an outbreak happens

  • @cal4021
    @cal4021 6 років тому +1043

    SHOPPING MALL BAD TO MANY PEOPLE AND TO MANY ENTERANCES

    • @michiganguy9649
      @michiganguy9649 6 років тому +29

      Sorry I have to. *Entrances

    • @jwgameryt7174
      @jwgameryt7174 6 років тому

      Yes

    • @davidsabalza8007
      @davidsabalza8007 6 років тому +8

      DuskenWillow but they have a metal gate to close

    • @youssefakdim7695
      @youssefakdim7695 6 років тому +1

      If you are on a rush ill get a heck toon of food...but wait...weight is important also speed so it can slow me down and put my life in danger...but if many entrances are not barricaded...well you fan escape very quickly...also get a car or a bike

    • @3chimpanzees508
      @3chimpanzees508 6 років тому

      DuskenWillow That’s what I was going to say

  • @jimmywu8652
    @jimmywu8652 7 років тому +100

    It really depends on the what lore you use

    • @anzeveler6125
      @anzeveler6125 7 років тому +4

      Jimmy Wu or just common facts and logic

    • @RHWGaming
      @RHWGaming 6 років тому

      True true. Still World War Z zombie were still eventually overpowered. Maybe the in other parts of the world still. It still shows even extremely overpowered zombies can be brought to nothing.

  • @carpevinum7062
    @carpevinum7062 3 роки тому +7

    Reasons zombies would fail:
    1. Shaggy goes into battle
    2. Shrek goes Into battle
    3. Their muscles would decay therefore they wouldn’t be able to move.

  • @thebluebird7632
    @thebluebird7632 7 років тому +22

    I'm more calm now

  • @hypersquads
    @hypersquads 7 років тому +461

    think about if a zombie outbreak happened in America, the average 100 us citizens own 101guns so how far would they get before they are stopped. The only way that zombies could take the world is if they were zombies from the movie World War Z where they are all stronger, faster, and able to work together more then humans. If def com 5 is reached, ICBMs will be able to decimate any zombies in its blast radius. But if zombies couldn't swim people could just get on boats and shoot em from there. Can you actual believe that zombies can just walk hundreds of miles through the county without being shoot. The best weapon against masses of zombies would be bombs, incendiary rounds, and napalm. Please consider this and give this comment a thumbs up if you agree with me

    • @loganwalker8537
      @loganwalker8537 7 років тому +5

      like World war Z that wall all they had to do was throw a molotov and most of those zombies would have been burned to ashes

    • @eurtz876
      @eurtz876 7 років тому +9

      Logan Walker and that is what they did in the end , there was a scene of two dudes on a building and the zombies were climbing up on it , so the dudes threw gasoline on them and killed them with flamethrowers

    • @loganwalker8537
      @loganwalker8537 7 років тому +4

      Epic Sans aww yes but that was the end im talking about the wall none of it would have happened if they just used molotovs but then the guy would not have seen they dont bite people that are terminally ill

    • @eurtz876
      @eurtz876 7 років тому +6

      Logan Walker true , but I quess they didn't expect them to climb like that and I don't blame them , I'm pretty sure climbing like that defies the laws of phisycs

    • @loganwalker8537
      @loganwalker8537 7 років тому +7

      Epic Sans well they did pile up

  • @SnarkierThan-U-R
    @SnarkierThan-U-R 7 років тому +534

    Well we should hope the zombie apocalyspe fails

    • @maadtee6281
      @maadtee6281 7 років тому +3

      Only if we had Jon Snow would it fail

    • @zeldaking1012
      @zeldaking1012 7 років тому +1

      We should hope it doesn't and ur won't because zombies aren't real

    • @Brickio
      @Brickio 7 років тому

      X-MISMA-X How would something fail that won’t happen?

    • @casgeubbels1105
      @casgeubbels1105 7 років тому

      BrickRocker6783 but how do you know

    • @theflash1933
      @theflash1933 7 років тому

      X-MISMA-X yes same here

  • @breezyfan1012
    @breezyfan1012 4 роки тому +8

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse
    1.find negan
    2.try to kill him
    3. Gane his respect
    4. He makes you spaghetti
    5.profit

  • @joe.a8361
    @joe.a8361 6 років тому +146

    Gamers will finally have their dreams come true.😈😂

  • @RollingxBigshot
    @RollingxBigshot 7 років тому +72

    Dude they tell you in case of a pandemic to stay away from shopping malls and highly populated areas! You're trying to get me killed!

    • @famgamerwithrandomstuffvlo4641
      @famgamerwithrandomstuffvlo4641 7 років тому

      RollingxBigshot ikr

    • @themaximusfactor7849
      @themaximusfactor7849 7 років тому +1

      FadeCloud in populated areas 1 zombie = death

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 7 років тому

      The Maximus Factor ESPECIALLY if the virus can just spread through contact with infected cells and not just through a bite(the bite is just to kill)

    • @saucyo6775
      @saucyo6775 7 років тому

      MIles Edgeworth if it went through air no matter where u go your dead

    • @saucyo6775
      @saucyo6775 7 років тому

      RollingxBigshot he like if everyone in the mall isnt a zombie yet so that would be better more people to use weapon, take watch , more people to help board the place up

  • @katolishes6144
    @katolishes6144 6 років тому +37

    After I watched this I was like "Well, there's gonna be NO zombie apocalypse or zombies at all but I'm still gonna watch 'How to survive a zombie outbreak'"

  • @blankcanvas6546
    @blankcanvas6546 5 років тому +22

    StrictlyDumpling: Talks about Zombies
    Me: "Yo fam. Is that Strictlydumpling?"

  • @c4lv1ns
    @c4lv1ns 6 років тому +83

    "Watch the zombies go rock climbing" LMFAO

  • @larrykenshalo8564
    @larrykenshalo8564 7 років тому +204

    But now consider a 28 Days Later scenario . . .

    • @eurtz876
      @eurtz876 7 років тому +25

      Larry Kenshalo alright here we go , first of all even 28 days later zombies would easily be overpowered by the military , second of all losing that much blood would totally kill a human , third of all they would die in three days from thirst

    • @neriksenju25
      @neriksenju25 7 років тому +4

      I thought they were vampires

    • @TheSteveF
      @TheSteveF 7 років тому +2

      Becoolson Rage virus wasn't it?

    • @neriksenju25
      @neriksenju25 7 років тому

      Behind you. Sorry I was thinking about 30 days of night

    • @TheSteveF
      @TheSteveF 7 років тому

      Becoolson Ahh yeah! The one where the vampires are like bloody land sharks? I enjoyed that.

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 6 років тому +155

    Just got done with watching a zombie movie and can’t sleep, this video makes me feel so much better, thanks😄

    • @emperoroftheomniverse
      @emperoroftheomniverse 6 років тому +4

      Which movie

    • @ProlificPops
      @ProlificPops 6 років тому +5

      I'm here to comfort you

    • @eeveemaster8902
      @eeveemaster8902 6 років тому +1

      What movie

    • @helenarosno
      @helenarosno 6 років тому +5

      I’m embarrassed to say because it’s the only zombie movie I’ve seen and I’m not sure how tame it is compared to others, but it was called Train to Busan?😅

    • @beans9793
      @beans9793 6 років тому +1

      If you became a zombie by being bitten they would probably sprint at people and not be corpses
      now imagine a dead human sprinting at you with a strong desire to eat you :D

  • @leonardoolindol5158
    @leonardoolindol5158 5 років тому +22

    Me and my Italian brothers would win without a problem:
    We would change the sides and we would stay eating humans with the zombies

    • @Mdoh503
      @Mdoh503 4 роки тому

      Leonardo Olindol Alpha

  • @The_Drum_Bum
    @The_Drum_Bum 7 років тому +341

    6, practically no one in our society really has a brain anymore.

    • @turcumircea5816
      @turcumircea5816 7 років тому +23

      Plus we already have a zombie apocalypse ... its called "spoiled teens with phones" now thats a catastrophe

    • @mrhappy4137
      @mrhappy4137 7 років тому +3

      +The Black Ghost Yet you have the name and profile pic of a "spoiled teen"

    • @turcumircea5816
      @turcumircea5816 7 років тому +2

      Mhm.... yeah....... i dont get the insult on my frieza derp face and the name edgy mysterious generic name, did you so happen to find yourself in the "spoiled teen" category and got triggered?

    • @mrhappy4137
      @mrhappy4137 7 років тому

      +The Black Ghost No not really considering I don't have a phone or Internet most of the time

    • @yourlordsavior8225
      @yourlordsavior8225 7 років тому +2

      Mr Happy u jelly?

  • @fadianihsan7834
    @fadianihsan7834 7 років тому +55

    Left 4 Dead made me prepared.

    • @ace942
      @ace942 7 років тому

      FMI HazzMoz you need to play Left 4 Dead 2 since they added new types of zombies to fight against.

    • @fadianihsan7834
      @fadianihsan7834 7 років тому

      i meant left 4 dead franchise , not only the first one

    • @fimau7337
      @fimau7337 6 років тому

      FMI HazzMoz you playd the comics?

    • @delxsm
      @delxsm 6 років тому

      AllAboardTheDankMemeTrain really

    • @delxsm
      @delxsm 6 років тому +1

      AllAboardTheDankMemeTrain well if a zombie apocalypse even starts zombie games made prepared.

  • @ninjaturtles4348
    @ninjaturtles4348 7 років тому +61

    Oh my god zombie sharks, and zombie cougars, dear lord the zombie honey badger

    • @cahzinarx904
      @cahzinarx904 7 років тому +1

      Blueninja Zombie A zombie shark would just be an inferior shark but more agressive and not respond to pain.

    • @joltx2911
      @joltx2911 7 років тому

      OMG Zombie Chickens!!

    • @xxsakray69xx-59
      @xxsakray69xx-59 7 років тому +1

      The most evil animal in the world becoming a zombie....im good mr honey badger ill just walk away

    • @annsmith9825
      @annsmith9825 7 років тому

      LOL

    • @3129021jc
      @3129021jc 7 років тому

      Blueninja Zombie zombie ant

  • @anthonydem1166
    @anthonydem1166 5 років тому +20

    Meanwhile during a zombie apocalypse “where’s my /gAmEMoDe CrEaTiVe. I nEeD wEaPoNs”

  • @danielmurillo9330
    @danielmurillo9330 7 років тому +35

    Well Everyone who has played BOA zombies. Wrap your asses because your skills are now in real life.

  • @pantslizard
    @pantslizard 6 років тому +280

    Yup. He definitely hit the high points. :>)

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 років тому +7

      pantslizard except if it is last of us style zombies ( which technically already plagues ants of the rain forest and other bugs and is basically a mind controlling fungus) corpse decay doesn't apply. Most people don't have gas mask to avoid breathing in the spores that would spread the plague, and even once you kill all the zombies someone can still contract it because of the spores and start a new outbreak.

    • @pantslizard
      @pantslizard 6 років тому +3

      ...(sigh)...

    • @user-ob5hj5vn8c
      @user-ob5hj5vn8c 6 років тому +1

      Yea, i actually read about that parasite. It is found in many tropical rainforests/jungles. Think of it like a zombie fungus for ants, but instead of forcing the ants to bite other ants, it compels the ants to climb up really high, like up a tree or something. Then the fungus cracks through the ants skull, absorbs the sunlight, and with that energy it sends it's spores everywhere for the other ants of the colony to eat up.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 років тому

      Felipe Correia Borges valid point it’s a shame he didn’t mention it.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 років тому

      Felipe Correia Borges still last of us zombies is the most likely zombie apocalypse to happen except maybe genetically engineered rabies.

  • @thepepper191
    @thepepper191 6 років тому +67

    It’s not the zombies I fear, it’s total socio-economic collapse

  • @Gerraint
    @Gerraint 5 років тому +13

    Decomposition is enough to explain why..

  • @mayorofapex
    @mayorofapex 7 років тому +254

    What if the virus slows down decaying?

    • @beyondw01f3
      @beyondw01f3 7 років тому +31

      CallMeWolf
      then break their arms and legs, or find some other way to immobilize them. then put some kinda "wet floor sign" near them, so nobody steps near them and gets bitten.
      and then wait for them to decay... slowly...

    • @helgenlane
      @helgenlane 7 років тому +34

      They still need energy and water, otherwise muscles and brain just won't work. And since they don't have heartbeat, they can't get anything from eating or drinking.

    • @eurtz876
      @eurtz876 7 років тому

      Beyond W01F lol

    • @asrieldreemurr333
      @asrieldreemurr333 7 років тому +7

      TheTekOr Oleg I dont think so.
      The Z virus appears to be a highly mutated version of rabies.
      Lets say the virus finds a decaying corpse.
      I think the virus somehow restarts the corpse's heart,making it a zombie and stoping the decay completely.

    • @ruthmorales387
      @ruthmorales387 7 років тому +1

      +Creep The Dark Guardian but their just dead bodies but controlled bra-you know youre right

  • @michaellemasters7173
    @michaellemasters7173 6 років тому +279

    While this video is partly true I would have to argue against you. You only use the Wildfire virus from the tv show The Walking Dead, but there are several different types of zombie viruses/bacterias/funguses/etc. For example, take the Solanum virus from the movie World War Z, this virus woukd be more capable of spreading and keeping it’s host alive as the person does not die, they are just taken over. If we are looking at the virus from The Walking Dead, I agree that the virus would do nothing, but if it were another strand of zombie virus then humanity could be pushed towards extinction.

    • @michaellemasters7173
      @michaellemasters7173 6 років тому +29

      Also, did you say WWZ zombies were slow? Have you seen the movie? They climbed trumps wall and out run normal people 😂

    • @roborex6
      @roborex6 6 років тому +11

      I mean in like a week or two wouldn’t they just decompose and die? I may be wrong correct me if a am.

    • @account8158
      @account8158 6 років тому +26

      EmporerEmoji
      If we are talking about WWZ zombies, then no, because the host is still alive, however since they don't eat, they probably would be immobile by two or three weeks.

    • @lachlann4335
      @lachlann4335 6 років тому +12

      In reality, if the rabies virus that infects the brain combines with the ebola virus, it will pretty much be unstoppable. The rabies virus has had a couple of cases where it was able to make the infected person have zombie-like signs, and if it combined with an ebola virus to have that internal bleeding and overtake of the body, you have an actual zombie virus everyone sees in the movies. And with the internal bleeding however, yes the zombie would starts decaying and decompose in a matter of one or two weeks.

    • @rihanali1101
      @rihanali1101 6 років тому +7

      Michael Lemasters trumps wall lmao

  • @Tyrianl001
    @Tyrianl001 7 років тому +16

    Read the "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. It's a fun and informative read, and anymore you can find it practically anywhere. Example, my cousin checked it out from the Public Library. Love you all!!

    • @philthepotato480
      @philthepotato480 7 років тому

      Ultimate Gohan I loved that book so much. Also if we use those zombies as the zombies that inhabit the world, then that makes basically every point in this video would be rendered useless.

  • @MVJORV
    @MVJORV 5 років тому +17

    "go live on an island and let the sharks deal with the rest"
    Said by somebody talking about science...

    • @DarrenC_1024
      @DarrenC_1024 5 років тому

      Well, according to science, sharks won't eat zombies, because they have no blood.

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 5 років тому

      webbit1024 No, they eat meat. No matter what kind.

  • @dnc501
    @dnc501 6 років тому +277

    Walking dead Fans anywhere...?

  • @oje7257
    @oje7257 6 років тому +29

    You missed the most dangerous thing in a Zombie apocalypse. it`s not the Zombies who are the biggest threat, it`s other humans!

    • @angelarizmendi1978
      @angelarizmendi1978 6 років тому +4

      Djanko frog
      Ikr they all gonna kill the people they hate and blame the zombies XD

    • @XerosOfficial
      @XerosOfficial 6 років тому

      People would panic, and the world would go into civil unrest... OH NO!....... Just kidding the military would just nuke the place.

  • @infamousriver5433
    @infamousriver5433 7 років тому +54

    How would they move? They have no heart or lungs pumping oxygenated blood to their decayed muscles

    • @hithere7626
      @hithere7626 7 років тому

      Infamousriver eh dunno

    • @famgamerwithrandomstuffvlo4641
      @famgamerwithrandomstuffvlo4641 7 років тому

      Infamousriver it's called leegic (logic mixed with my mid name my friend made it up leegic can make anything happen 😜

    • @PhillipA928
      @PhillipA928 7 років тому

      Infamousriver you know that it effects the brain stem and that controls all the basic activities your body needs to survive.

    • @WZen0
      @WZen0 7 років тому +1

      One thing i noticed in twd that the skull is extreamly weak i mean you cant just stab someone through the front skull so it could be that zombies get their energy by breaking down the calcium in the bones

    • @TassosStavropoulos
      @TassosStavropoulos 7 років тому

      Stop ruining it....

  • @giorgosgiannak
    @giorgosgiannak 5 років тому +18

    Finally someone with some logic out there!!!

  • @Ichabod1982
    @Ichabod1982 7 років тому +46

    I can't remember who made the study, but based on highly infectious diseases that we know about, it would take a matter of days for a hypothetical zombie virus (based on most common versions, such as in the walking dead) to infect the world. This is due to how quickly people can now travel around the world.
    Additionally, while weather elements would definetily take it's toll, the rotting of zombie may not happen as quickly as in nature. Perhaps the same virus that infects the dead would also slow the natural rotting process when no other factors are present. Just something to think on.

    • @randomrazr
      @randomrazr 7 років тому

      bs

    • @Ichabod1982
      @Ichabod1982 7 років тому

      randomrazr What's BS?

    • @zackdoran8381
      @zackdoran8381 7 років тому +4

      Ichabod Crane actually for there to be decay there has to be dead cells, just about every zombie virus thought of in movies reanimates dead cells. Therefore getting rid of the possibility of zombie decaying. And for the weather it wouldn't effect them, the same virus would more than likely give the cells immunity to extreme cold and heat in order to spread the infection like the virus wants. Aside from I am legend and world war z all other zombie viruses are a super bacteria that have grown an immunity to all vaccines.

    • @jamaineelmore5722
      @jamaineelmore5722 7 років тому +1

      Zack Doran How do you make something immune to freezing and frying?

    • @zackdoran8381
      @zackdoran8381 7 років тому +3

      Jamaine Elmore now that's a pretty dumb question. Do VIRUSES die from extreme cold(Antarctica is exempt from that rule) or heat that humans can handle? The answer to that is no. Weather isn't enough to kill a virus unless it's weather hot or cold enough to destroy the human race as well

  • @samanthajenkins460
    @samanthajenkins460 7 років тому +169

    i actually love your channel you make learning different things from swords to ghosts actually fun to watch because of your demeanor the way you make jokes and seem light hearted keep them coming so i can keep watching!

    • @christianolsen7834
      @christianolsen7834 7 років тому

      But you learned nothing from this video. He hardly knew anything of any of the things he talked about here.

    • @samanthajenkins460
      @samanthajenkins460 7 років тому

      i do learn various things watching his videos

    • @Vox-Rox-Omalox
      @Vox-Rox-Omalox 7 років тому

      Christian Olsen I think I can sense a hater in the vicinity. Oh wait. I m taking to him. DUH.

    • @alexander6998
      @alexander6998 7 років тому

      samantha jenkins Trying to get a pin? SIKE!

  • @Escaped-FromHellview
    @Escaped-FromHellview 6 років тому +57

    Yeah but what if the zombies quote are not dead and they don't decompose it's just like a rage virus like in 28 Days Later

    • @RoseThorneLove
      @RoseThorneLove 6 років тому +19

      DarthSpeedForce then they'll starve to death or die from the strain the virus puts on their bodies. In the end human bodies can only handle so much before deteriorating and dying. Anyone infected would die from hunger, dehydration or lack of sleep seeing the infected wouldn't be able to take care of themselves

    • @Escaped-FromHellview
      @Escaped-FromHellview 6 років тому +1

      Melancholy_Fran did they ever say that in 28 Days Later that they die if they don't eat

    • @thebeingwithnoicon7561
      @thebeingwithnoicon7561 6 років тому +10

      DarthSpeedForce they're gonna have to eat or drink... The human body is still living and needs water to survive. The human body can only survive a few days without water...

    • @nutyyyy
      @nutyyyy 6 років тому +6

      You mean the movie where the zombies die out by the end of the film???

    • @RoseThorneLove
      @RoseThorneLove 6 років тому +3

      Yeah they starve if they don't eat, you see that at the end of 28 days later but it takes months for that to happen

  • @memefan1701
    @memefan1701 6 років тому +46

    00:08 Lizzie feeding a walker with rats

    • @liberty1624
      @liberty1624 5 років тому

      Goku mastered ultra instinct son she dies

  • @zoro6278
    @zoro6278 6 років тому +135

    the walking dead series made me prepared
    im ready😜😐

    • @roborex6
      @roborex6 6 років тому +3

      Imagine if you where the first infected person

    • @carloscarloscarloscarlos247
      @carloscarloscarloscarlos247 6 років тому +1

      popking101 skrt!! no it didn't

    • @kennypope4111
      @kennypope4111 6 років тому +2

      Look at the flowers Lizzy.

    • @sharkmaggo
      @sharkmaggo 6 років тому +1

      I already have my closet stocked with food, Water and a pocketknife >:D

    • @petarvurdelja7314
      @petarvurdelja7314 6 років тому

      Not possible you have to die and wake up wich is sience fiction but some kind of a mutant virus yes you are not dead just infected so your body cant fall apart like i said 28 days movie now that is a hell on earth

  • @ShwibiTech
    @ShwibiTech 6 років тому +55

    *b-b-but what if the animals became zombies...*
    (After eating z zombie)(I guess)

    • @princesalt8546
      @princesalt8546 6 років тому +5

      Shwibi Shrabs if there was a pathogen that turned humans into zombies it would be specifically coded for humans and would probably not affect animals

    • @turkeykillerex9509
      @turkeykillerex9509 6 років тому

      well a mutated rabies could work

  • @01plindsay
    @01plindsay 7 років тому +363

    There are two types of people in this world. Those who have a zombie plan, and those who don't. We call the second group dinner.

    • @Ghostyboy552
      @Ghostyboy552 7 років тому +47

      Peter Lindsay and I call the first group idiots

    • @lenguamuerto
      @lenguamuerto 7 років тому +19

      If you're ready for zombies you'll be ready for any of the many other disasters we may face in the near future so I think they'd probably be winning

    • @domusdebellum3042
      @domusdebellum3042 7 років тому +26

      ill be scared of isis when camels can walk on water.

    • @KingEndymionrose
      @KingEndymionrose 7 років тому +1

      Peter Lindsay well my old friend desert eagle 50.AE we have a damn job to do.

    • @undeadgamer8812
      @undeadgamer8812 7 років тому

      Peter Lindsay cheers mate

  • @Demetrix13
    @Demetrix13 6 років тому +57

    Train to Busan is the best zombie movie 🍿

    • @isthisasock8325
      @isthisasock8325 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @Dxmby
      @Dxmby 5 років тому +5

      Oh god that movie is my nightmares

    • @Demetrix13
      @Demetrix13 5 років тому +1

      Myst DaMbY28 same ! Imagine it actually happening oh hell no

    • @Dennden
      @Dennden 5 років тому +4

      I cried at the end

    • @lillylu5328
      @lillylu5328 5 років тому +4

      @@Demetrix13 ironic you say that cause just a couple days ago we have some cwd in deer and it could spread to humans so the experts say.

  • @ethancoto5344
    @ethancoto5344 7 років тому +58

    Why would you go into a Shopping Mall, have you never played Dead Rising

    • @albertssoup
      @albertssoup 7 років тому

      Ethan Coto ikr😂

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 7 років тому

      HA! Police would enforce order and take out any infected that pop up, and since society as a whole has a pretty good idea on what to do, more likely than not, the malls would become fortresses. Plus, gun stores? Unapproachable shelters.

    • @adeninmeccafitriah8283
      @adeninmeccafitriah8283 7 років тому

      No

  • @skittlesxd1361
    @skittlesxd1361 6 років тому +389

    Wait the zombie apocalypse has almost no chance of succeeding, welp there goes my dream

    • @chingzamanphaipi7983
      @chingzamanphaipi7983 6 років тому +34

      Thank God it will fail

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 6 років тому +5

      Well in aferca and China there could be a zombie apocalypse and many India but other then that ya...

    • @secret_animationspoppy4461
      @secret_animationspoppy4461 6 років тому +4

      loser in a mask mcglee mine 2

    • @jaylol5790
      @jaylol5790 6 років тому +12

      Honestly I wanted to survive and live in Alexandria and I wanted myself a Carl 😂

    • @zilaispukitisaxb3933
      @zilaispukitisaxb3933 6 років тому +2

      Luisa Utrera __*__!_*(!_;&!&&!💩

  • @hightablehierarchy9427
    @hightablehierarchy9427 7 років тому +27

    If it happens don't worry, avengers and chuck norris will save us.

    • @AnubisTheMaster
      @AnubisTheMaster 7 років тому +9

      and Trump will probably build a wall and , then , lets hope zombies aren't from world war z

    • @yerxiong123
      @yerxiong123 7 років тому +1

      Anubis Master i know right at first they were just walking then 28 days later they learn to run then wwz happens and now they run faster stack up faster than an Olympic runner and Tetris on pro level.

  • @BooBaddyBig
    @BooBaddyBig 5 років тому +14

    It's criminal that this video didn't end with a zombie leaping on him and carrying him out of frame.