10 Tips to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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  • @kennycapinig2249
    @kennycapinig2249 7 років тому +41

    Tips:
    -Cut your hair
    -choose lonh swords
    -don't go on a city
    -always go on the forest (there's less zombie in there)
    -don't trust anyone, especially when you're alone
    -keep moving, do not stop on one place
    Stay safe!

  • @osakushi
    @osakushi 5 років тому +1707

    Normal people: "it's a zombie run!"
    Gamers: "I've been trained my whole life"

    • @magnuscarlsenbutdumb
      @magnuscarlsenbutdumb 5 років тому +19

      No still a pusy would get a bot

    • @Lovely_Onyx
      @Lovely_Onyx 5 років тому +4

      Yep

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @ColoredDots
      @ColoredDots 5 років тому +9

      Roblox Minecraft pocket edition survival Xbox support and PC friendly free 10 dollars

    • @luvu9629
      @luvu9629 5 років тому +13

      just like in the simulations

  • @abrahamvanhelsing6723
    @abrahamvanhelsing6723 5 років тому +247

    Stacking bananas together forming an impenetrable barrier is a perfect defence against the undead

  • @thatoneguy4463
    @thatoneguy4463 4 роки тому +346

    How to survive a zombie apocolypse-"Surround yourself with bananas." Thumbnail 2020

    • @annexamv2776
      @annexamv2776 4 роки тому +16

      2-mins later: Zombies start eating bananas.... 😆

    • @TakeoutKnightyearsago
      @TakeoutKnightyearsago 4 роки тому

      ᒪᓍᒪ

    • @shamayeeta536
      @shamayeeta536 4 роки тому +1

      2017* actually

    • @saberphoenix8275
      @saberphoenix8275 4 роки тому

      What the heaven dude sorround ourself by bananas save us from getting bit by a blood thirsty zombies

    • @saberphoenix8275
      @saberphoenix8275 4 роки тому

      @@annexamv2776 yeah dude you right they eat bananas thinking it is brains 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣

  • @jaketsu1630
    @jaketsu1630 7 років тому +2014

    Well, if Zombies wants brains, i'm safe

    • @mrbluemoose4296
      @mrbluemoose4296 7 років тому +14

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 lol

    • @fadi013fh
      @fadi013fh 7 років тому +10

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 lol me 2 XD

    • @hinodetsuki5794
      @hinodetsuki5794 7 років тому +5

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 bring scientists

    • @mauro_yt8479
      @mauro_yt8479 6 років тому +3

      Children Of Bodomfanboii123 hahahaha

    • @NotoriousConor
      @NotoriousConor 6 років тому +21

      you dont have a brain 😂😂😂😂

  • @djpizza2934
    @djpizza2934 5 років тому +631

    Survive by becoming a farmer
    Who needs guns when you got peashooters

  • @lz2339
    @lz2339 5 років тому +401

    **piano falls on zombie**
    Me: **dies of laughter**

    • @jacobi5488
      @jacobi5488 5 років тому

      its from zombieland

    • @huskydog8913
      @huskydog8913 5 років тому

      You need to watch zombie land then it is hilarious and it’s where the scene comes from

    • @paleenderplayz9027
      @paleenderplayz9027 5 років тому

      Ivan Hernandez at least he's/she final words were him seeing the zombie die in a embarrassing way and dieing cuz of laughter XD

    • @paleenderplayz9027
      @paleenderplayz9027 5 років тому

      Huskydog 8 zombieland saga?

    • @shesacutedoll
      @shesacutedoll 5 років тому

      Its from zombieland im pretty sure its on stan or netflix

  • @thatrandomt8729
    @thatrandomt8729 5 років тому +214

    Tips to survive zombie apocalypse
    Thumbnail: *shows a guy sitting in his banana fortress*

  • @mitchellray7298
    @mitchellray7298 5 років тому +235

    Past People:*RUNS*
    Present People:Take A Selfie!!

  • @crazyginger2642
    @crazyginger2642 5 років тому +1475

    Normal people- See a zombie then run away.
    Walking dead fans- I’ve been waiting for this my whole life!!
    Edit: wow, thx for all the likes!

  • @jezzkagami4744
    @jezzkagami4744 5 років тому +253

    Zombies: Here we come!
    Gamers: Come in and have a sit.

  • @Tompled-cu4ie
    @Tompled-cu4ie 3 роки тому +161

    My brother and dad literally bought Machetes for a Zombie apocalypse

    • @Damian-mn2bn
      @Damian-mn2bn 3 роки тому +14

      Me and my dad bought machete for a zombie apocalypse to 😂😂

    • @christelle5825
      @christelle5825 3 роки тому +15

      at least y'all are prepared

    • @___Six___
      @___Six___ 3 роки тому +13

      Me and my dad creating a portable shotgun

    • @pinkx8715
      @pinkx8715 3 роки тому +7

      @@___Six___ nice

    • @___Six___
      @___Six___ 3 роки тому +2

      @@BloxianLegend good but what's the weapon you handling btw...

  • @itachiivalo2479
    @itachiivalo2479 5 років тому +87

    Walking Dead Fans - Rock en roll
    Gamers - I've been waiting for this.

    • @KWalters
      @KWalters 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve had this plan since I was 5

    • @limeisallowed2119
      @limeisallowed2119 4 роки тому

      Kyrese Walters same

    • @emlovesnegan15
      @emlovesnegan15 3 роки тому

      Omg I love twd

    • @_charlie1722
      @_charlie1722 3 роки тому +1

      Im a gamer and i always pick a katana or a sharp weapon for killing so imma just take sharp things and just make them useful by turning them into weapons,i never use guns because they attract more zombies than you can kill because they are loud as hell

  • @ilikecake1763
    @ilikecake1763 6 років тому +165

    It is not the strongest who are most likely to survive; or the most intelligent. It is those who are most adaptable to change
    _-Charles Darwin_

  • @arthurforget3146
    @arthurforget3146 6 років тому +304

    "10 TIPS TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE"
    *Watch the tumbnail
    Well this guy is not gonna survive

    • @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216
      @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216 6 років тому +2

      No he can

    • @calm-men6957
      @calm-men6957 6 років тому

      Your English sucks

    • @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216
      @gamingwithabhorajwolf5216 6 років тому

      I think you can't Arthur Forget

    • @hunterhutchings2784
      @hunterhutchings2784 6 років тому +3

      *sees the thumbnail

    • @theshoe8515
      @theshoe8515 6 років тому

      He forgot about: repairing ur weapon, clean knives to cut ur food, and he forgot some "evolutionized" zombies that can destroy ur car windows. Fight that >:) win the fight will prove you that ur some person who is better than those people who live in the wilderness fighting some wild boars.

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274
    @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274 4 роки тому +26

    Zombie apocalypse happens
    Literally entire US population: I've waiting for this my whole life

  • @bluehearten9002
    @bluehearten9002 5 років тому +285

    Don't forget in the movie train to busan zombies started by just a deer. Knowing there's a zombie deer desease in US.

    • @MinecraftianRaihan
      @MinecraftianRaihan 5 років тому +14

      I know it’s in the US and I don’t live in the US, yet I’m scared tho... It’s spreading like crazy...hope it doesn’t spread worldwide so that people can travel to other places to survive

    • @cynthiastyles7073
      @cynthiastyles7073 5 років тому +5

      Blue Hearten hey, cwd is what this “zombie deer” thing is about . It’s been around since the 60s please don’t be afraid about this .

    • @otarthefoul2326
      @otarthefoul2326 5 років тому +3

      @@cynthiastyles7073 I'm sorry I can't help bring afraid. I'm just a 15 year old.

    • @otarthefoul2326
      @otarthefoul2326 5 років тому +3

      @@MinecraftianRaihan I'm in Massachusetts...near wooded areas like new Hampshire or maine. In other words, I have no chance.

    • @28eidkf8ei7
      @28eidkf8ei7 5 років тому +1

      Oof guys, theres nothing to be scared of. It's called chronical brain disease. It's when the deer can't control itself and goes down on weigth, after few days or even hours the living thing that carreis the virus will die.

  • @richkidd6284
    @richkidd6284 6 років тому +272

    8:41 He said Justice league but show a video of the Avengers😂😂

  • @wiggywiggy5054
    @wiggywiggy5054 5 років тому +357

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
    Puts a whole bunch of bananas around him and sits in the middle:edit:thanks for all of the likes if you could subscribe thank you

  • @epicgamer7637
    @epicgamer7637 5 років тому +174

    Me: Ma let’s go get some guns
    Ma: Why??
    Me: I want to be a terminator. Just in case there are 🧟‍♂️ zombies
    Ma: Son you don’t need to you have no brains
    Me: -_-

  • @erishrresto8677
    @erishrresto8677 5 років тому +219

    "Imagine you're some kind of Justice League"
    Shows Avengers clip

  • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
    @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 5 років тому +222

    how to survive zombie apocalypse
    step 1:create a banana sandbox

    • @Curvyblackbeauty
      @Curvyblackbeauty 5 років тому

      Banana box*

    • @shaws120
      @shaws120 5 років тому +2

      yeh, every tip of hiding seek, hide on the unexpected

    • @Lovely_Onyx
      @Lovely_Onyx 5 років тому

      Uh why

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 років тому

      No dont it won't work PLS DONT THOSE ZOMBIES are nothing but shit
      *snoop DOOOG*
      xd but really has anyone drank beer at the age of 11 cuz I have well more like slushy wine
      It was 4 month ago soo yea zombies since y'all zombies r lol fuckers u ain't getting this shit

    • @maleonabernardino3162
      @maleonabernardino3162 5 років тому

      Need the zombie apocalypes always ready

  • @goldteamofficial1395
    @goldteamofficial1395 6 років тому +690

    When the zombie apocalypse starts , everyone will run , hide , ...die...
    Expect us , gamers. We have been wating for years for this moment.

    • @danalynmccallum2141
      @danalynmccallum2141 6 років тому +14

      Gold Team Official exactly

    • @peachmilk24
      @peachmilk24 6 років тому +46

      we shall noscope the zombies right in the brain while doing a triple backflip and a 360 into a pool of zombie blood

    • @phoenix5467
      @phoenix5467 6 років тому +7

      Gold Team Official. Thats true

    • @derpysir9132
      @derpysir9132 6 років тому +11

      Gold Team Official I agree with you

    • @sunaj1477
      @sunaj1477 6 років тому +15

      Gold Team Official we will be ready!! Everyone called us crazy but when it happens everyone will run to us!!!

  • @cookieegenix5780
    @cookieegenix5780 4 роки тому +45

    Normal people: *dying from zombies*
    Me: *vibing with my two brain cells*

    • @YoutubeGamerMan
      @YoutubeGamerMan 3 роки тому

      What if you found out that zombies just need to bite you rather than eat your brain

  • @juanrecinos9632
    @juanrecinos9632 5 років тому +186

    Could you use an Ironman suit in a zombie apocalypse?

    • @candycottonchloe1881
      @candycottonchloe1881 5 років тому +5

      Great idea 😂 lol

    • @redemperorph7682
      @redemperorph7682 5 років тому +9

      I have captain america shiel

    • @nataschabennett965
      @nataschabennett965 5 років тому +4

      Looooooool

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 років тому +3

      No just be prepared make a bag for this food after so it won't go bad but TWINKIES THEY actually never go bad! So a dozen of those for me and a dozen of water!

    • @callmethunderlight6879
      @callmethunderlight6879 5 років тому +5

      ARE WE CLOSE TO PRODUCE IRON MAN SUITE

  • @bushcraftsurvival8889
    @bushcraftsurvival8889 5 років тому +243

    8:40 says imagine your are some kind of justice league
    Shows: The Avengers
    Hahahaha

    • @dysphoric5153
      @dysphoric5153 5 років тому +5

      I was literally just about to comment that then saw your comment and cried because someone stole my idea.

    • @dysphoric5153
      @dysphoric5153 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @reinsama5436
      @reinsama5436 5 років тому +1

      You tried to steal someone's else idea Mantis

    • @ryef711
      @ryef711 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhhaahhahahahahahahahqhahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @godhedsmanden
      @godhedsmanden 5 років тому

      Avengers are some kind of justice league

  • @louisperez7022
    @louisperez7022 5 років тому +43

    When he said the walking dead was not the best one to watch, he lied. I have watched all 8 series twice already. I feel like I'm ready!.....

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 років тому +3

      My parents watched all the zombie seasons all of them episode's movies whatever so steel bat or regular bat so I have both so why not bring both plus I was in soccer good at running good at zombie games good at blocking the ball in the net so I'm good for the apocalypse

    • @djpemb
      @djpemb 5 років тому +1

      Gimme a revolver baseball bat or a assault rifle and I’m good

  • @shinji4269
    @shinji4269 5 років тому +38

    World : zombies!!!!
    Me : **builds wall of lemons around me**
    Also me:well when life gives you lemons

  • @precastspoon3994
    @precastspoon3994 6 років тому +65

    A leather jacket saved my life . im naturrally bullied and i love leather and he pulled a pocket knife out and threatened me if i didnt give him my stuff that i have i said no ,he put the knife close to me and tryed to stab me in the stomach but i had a leather jacket and it went through but stopped the knife from stabing my liver,or deep tissue , but i got stabbed still but it still cut partial tissue . I was so relieved .

    • @maesandralacasa730
      @maesandralacasa730 5 років тому +5

      Oh your tummy got stabbed sad😢

    • @KatieCat
      @KatieCat 5 років тому +14

      Uuuh did the bully get arrested? He should know better... if you died it would be considered murder.

    • @losdor7385
      @losdor7385 5 років тому +3

      Naturally? Report them

    • @t.lanfield1936
      @t.lanfield1936 5 років тому +5

      The hell? You need to report that Stephen King bully!

    • @courtlists
      @courtlists 5 років тому +4

      The Kid who stabbed you can piss off who ever raised this child did not do very good, His mother could be an alchoholic, Im not talking about mc gamer mc gamer im talking about the kid who stabbed you.

  • @artplayz3425
    @artplayz3425 5 років тому +48

    8:42 "justice league"
    Me: BUT ITS AVENGERS

  • @srsherman7390
    @srsherman7390 5 років тому +68

    * *zombie outbreak happens* *
    Gun enthusiasts: hold my minigun

    • @shaws120
      @shaws120 5 років тому +3

      More like: get my minigun

    • @gachaart5686
      @gachaart5686 5 років тому +2

      I'm laughing but minigun won't have lots of ammo but STEEL BAT I have one so 😶🔪😂 I'm good plus super sharp knives

    • @shaws120
      @shaws120 5 років тому

      @@gachaart5686 nahh ill just get the lucksman and fire arrows at the air

    • @martinb213
      @martinb213 4 роки тому

      JM PLAYZ YT no it’s *zombie break out*
      Gun enthusiasts:bud get my golden ark we snipe-omg these dweebs
      *grabs golden ak and goes on rapid fire killing walking dead mode*

    • @pjorgox8392
      @pjorgox8392 4 роки тому

      Minigun wouldn't be effective

  • @miles_.x9042
    @miles_.x9042 4 роки тому +16

    *zombie apocalypse happens*
    Any surviving group: We're safe here
    *Pumped up kicks starts playing*
    Any group: Something wrong we can feel it

  • @harambe9943
    @harambe9943 7 років тому +132

    Gun or Blade?
    1.Depends on how many zombies there are
    2.A blade has virtually unlimited ammo

    • @kailuslohrum1651
      @kailuslohrum1651 7 років тому +7

      But a blade can break

    • @traderjoes7976
      @traderjoes7976 7 років тому +9

      Kailus Lohrum takes alot

    • @Avis03
      @Avis03 7 років тому +1

      Gun you know why minigun+rpg= destruction

    • @trippatgu_6288
      @trippatgu_6288 7 років тому +1

      Anything Anywhere whatever
      Minigun is on an A10 warthog is good enough

    • @shabibfun1036
      @shabibfun1036 7 років тому +3

      take both

  • @persephtwo
    @persephtwo 6 років тому +344

    How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
    *See’s Thumbnail*
    ???
    *Zombie Apocalypse Happens*
    *Builds Wall Of Bananas Around Me*
    *Realizes The Thumbnail Was Just A Joke*
    Me: I’m Screwed.
    Edit: and no I’m not dead. I threw poop at the zombies and they left pretty quick.

    • @joseaguilar1600
      @joseaguilar1600 6 років тому +3

      ImperfectedGamer 834 lol same

    • @blangie_bby
      @blangie_bby 6 років тому +1

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @yes904
      @yes904 6 років тому +12

      No wonder you died you were supposed to make it out of lemons and limes not bananas.

    • @hero9402
      @hero9402 6 років тому +2

      I will like to kill some zombies in Roblox zombie attack. :/

    • @anadhdprepper6490
      @anadhdprepper6490 6 років тому

      You'd keep out Ron Swanson

  • @tornkey8771
    @tornkey8771 6 років тому +132

    I have a butterfly knife karambit machete and a sledgehammer. Oh and don't forget the frying pan! XD

    • @_tygy_678
      @_tygy_678 5 років тому +2

      How much for the pan??

    • @shajamesgorriceta5532
      @shajamesgorriceta5532 5 років тому +1

      Think that u are playing pubg and the zombies is a call from someone only PUBGplayer can get it

    • @stardustlover8446
      @stardustlover8446 5 років тому +1

      XDD looking for weapons only havee knives rn

    • @elwynn5125
      @elwynn5125 5 років тому

      Oqurase ive Got a butterfly knife (Ima hitgirl fan So thats Why hehe), a frying pan, an agressive sister, a nice teddy bear (useful i know) and some cactus
      Lmao

    • @stardustlover8446
      @stardustlover8446 5 років тому

      @@elwynn5125 👌

  • @vermilion3658
    @vermilion3658 4 роки тому +30

    Zombies:"here we come!"
    People who already watched so many "how to survive a zombie apocalypse" and trained themselves be like:
    Are you challenging me?

  • @jeyuno132
    @jeyuno132 6 років тому +110

    Trumps wall will FINALY come in handy

  • @badinfo7878
    @badinfo7878 5 років тому +34

    There are something you forgot like insects that can/will carry the virus and how will you deal with them. One bite from a mosquito and you’re gone.

    • @maesandralacasa730
      @maesandralacasa730 5 років тому +3

      One bite you have a disease
      Head ache
      Tummy ache
      And those causes can let you die

    • @connr8691
      @connr8691 5 років тому +3

      Bug spray

    • @disconnect.ed_
      @disconnect.ed_ 5 років тому

      I don't thing insects can be zombie , btw how zombie can catch them with HAND

    • @matthewyeoh2studioshere934
      @matthewyeoh2studioshere934 5 років тому

      badinfo 7878 ded

    • @naya6593
      @naya6593 5 років тому

      that's not how it works

  • @NinjaPandaa
    @NinjaPandaa 4 роки тому +35

    Thumbnail: Shows guy in a banana fort
    Me: Yeah, that seems fine.

    • @kuragar1
      @kuragar1 3 роки тому

      Im gonna commit banana dude

  • @darkness8149
    @darkness8149 4 роки тому +14

    Me: watch thumbnail
    Also me:brilliant!!!

  • @lpcofficialchannel8910
    @lpcofficialchannel8910 6 років тому +286

    So I can't wear my *Lightning McQueen crocs*

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 7 років тому +717

    1. DONT GO TO THE SAFTEY ZONES! That will be crowded so it will be where the zombies want to go next
    2. If you are near a lab or are a scientist and you, find a zombie child than catch it DONT KILL IT you can use it as a test subject to find a cure, since the zombie is a kid than if it escapes it will be easer to recapture ( some might say that the zombie kids are not kids so have no moral compass, but your moral compass is what separates you from them, if you flow my advice than you are a good person, I hope there are more people like you still alive)
    3. Bring poison if all is lost than killing your self is better than the zombie getting to you
    4. Never use a gun, it uses bullets that can't be reused and it is loud and will give you away
    5. It may look cool to have a bat with nails in it but bats are blunt weapons and the nail will make it less effective, worse yet if you miss and swing to hard the nail might hit you on the head killing you
    6. Never tell people advice and let your guard downhsdhdjdnddndjjddhhddhjjkxjxfjgdvgfhfgkbhfgkbjgvkfjfg
    4. Bbbrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss
    8. Disregard all that advice
    7. Don't wear helmets let your brain exposed
    3. Don't use Weaphones
    08765. Let me eat your brains

    • @RevenantCollision
      @RevenantCollision 7 років тому +79

      Shiiiiit he’s infected

    • @Lucas-id2vf
      @Lucas-id2vf 7 років тому +17

      Pedro Is Playing yea he is

    • @yellowr2022
      @yellowr2022 7 років тому +33

      +Joshua Dunford, you can use gun but you must have a silencer

    • @yellowr2022
      @yellowr2022 7 років тому +30

      but I'm pretty sure your a fudging zombie

    • @TDM2002
      @TDM2002 7 років тому +12

      Everything okay?? Lol

  • @calm-men6957
    @calm-men6957 6 років тому +322

    I own a knife.Not a kitchen knife but a
    Butter knife

  • @Cat-dw2bp
    @Cat-dw2bp 5 років тому +100

    “And nobody has weapons at their house”
    this is america

    • @djpemb
      @djpemb 5 років тому +3

      I’m uk HELP

    • @memeguy6637
      @memeguy6637 4 роки тому +1

      @@djpemb same

    • @blue_valley_hotrods
      @blue_valley_hotrods 4 роки тому +4

      Life hack you are safe if you make a banana fort and duck tape and dank memes and games are your ugh bugaboo powers

    • @clodycoco5135
      @clodycoco5135 4 роки тому +5

      I have really 2 guns 1 sword
      1 crossbow 2 knifes 1 Leather black jacket
      2 cats 1 husky
      1000000,000000 forks
      1 bike

    • @neetaprasad4595
      @neetaprasad4595 4 роки тому +2

      @@clodycoco5135 Actually?! 😂

  • @addisonninjastar7564
    @addisonninjastar7564 6 років тому +53

    Right below this video I see "13 Worst places to hide during a zombie apocalypse." with the same thumbnail.

    • @Aaa-nx1ik
      @Aaa-nx1ik 5 років тому +2

      Addison NinjaStar me too!

    • @connr8691
      @connr8691 5 років тому +3

      Yo same

    • @thatoneguy6838
      @thatoneguy6838 5 років тому +3

      Addison NinjaStar I see a falcons vs patriots week 7 NFL game in 2017 lol.

  • @teriyakii1235
    @teriyakii1235 5 років тому +21

    How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse:
    Stand in the middle of the road using bananas

  • @demitripensktro4565
    @demitripensktro4565 6 років тому +88

    STAY BACK YA DROOLING DUFIS I-I HAVE A S-S-SPOON

    • @kubikoalt4543
      @kubikoalt4543 6 років тому

      Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

    • @calm-men6957
      @calm-men6957 6 років тому

      Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

    • @ghostgamer113
      @ghostgamer113 6 років тому +1

      A spoon... NOOOOO!!!

    • @Jumps_forJoy
      @Jumps_forJoy 6 років тому

      Rilly a spoon what's that going to do to zombies

    • @max-pl1uz
      @max-pl1uz 6 років тому +1

      Zombie: AH, Well i-i got a Spork 🍴

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 5 років тому +36

    "You don't have any guns"
    Florida, Detroit, Russia and Texas : *ok*

  • @Sonobv
    @Sonobv 7 років тому +94

    “Imagine youre in some kind of Justice League” *shows avengers

    • @jhonatanguillen5291
      @jhonatanguillen5291 7 років тому +4

      CnlNathan finaly found someone who noticed that

    • @Beans-kr4lr
      @Beans-kr4lr 7 років тому

      I noticed that too

    • @squidaker
      @squidaker 7 років тому +1

      CnlNathan
      😂 *facepalm*

    • @johnsamuels958
      @johnsamuels958 7 років тому

      i miss this thor and cap on infinity war

    • @josefinadavis7521
      @josefinadavis7521 6 років тому

      Justice league and avngers are two different things

  • @indiangrunt
    @indiangrunt 7 років тому +1596

    We all know that zombie apolocypse will never happen but still it makes me hyped when i just think about it

    • @Life-sy5ly
      @Life-sy5ly 7 років тому +117

      Nuke Well if the Rabies virus mutate in the right ways, then the zombie apocalypse might be possible.

    • @kaiver4742
      @kaiver4742 7 років тому +57

      Well there is this drug called flakka (?? Not sure) where u act like one

    • @michalelin7800
      @michalelin7800 7 років тому +21

      KaverDraws no that was fake

    • @ddcans2983
      @ddcans2983 7 років тому +33

      Have you seen people on flakka or krokidil? Those people are pretty much zombies

    • @deuceparker6921
      @deuceparker6921 7 років тому +6

      Me too

  • @jmearse
    @jmearse 6 років тому +116

    So if there is a zombie apocalypse just buy a bunch of bananas

  • @justinroveglia7432
    @justinroveglia7432 4 роки тому +19

    the fact that i got recommended this in 2020 scares me.

  • @ethanthai58
    @ethanthai58 6 років тому +158

    I saw a different video with the same thumbnail and it said 10 worst places to hide during a zombie apocalypse. LOL
    Edit: Wow guys, thank you for the likes, but I just found out that it was 13 not 10 sorry 😂😂😂

  • @ridhoaddurrunnafis4352
    @ridhoaddurrunnafis4352 6 років тому +108

    Build a shelter using Nokia phone
    : v

  • @CasualNotice
    @CasualNotice 6 років тому +15

    "Shotguns...if you use one the blowback [sic] will probably knock you into the mouth of a waiting zombie." How powerful do you think shotguns are? A 12-gauge firing buckshot or a slug doesn't have a whole lot more recoil than a good hunting rifle (like a 30-06). More to the point, a shotgun loaded with 01 or 06 shot really reduces the need for precision aiming.

  • @jhonbanegadon_
    @jhonbanegadon_ 4 роки тому +8

    Normal people : Zombies run
    Gamers : Let's rock in roll 😈

  • @enderisaac6199
    @enderisaac6199 5 років тому +36

    Me:*looks at my Grandfathers collection of ww2 memorabilia*
    Also me:Y E S

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 4 роки тому

      Have a metal bat and a fire arm for you don’t depend on your gun because if you run out of ammo your dead and there’s gonna be no more ammo in the gun store because other survivors probably took them.

  • @convergentradius
    @convergentradius 5 років тому +32

    Best way to survive zombie apocalypse -
    Just kill the zombies.... again!

  • @marinettedupaincheng7130
    @marinettedupaincheng7130 5 років тому +64

    Me: *I am safe my uncle has 2 guns* (laugh's)
    My uncle: *I gave 2 guns but 0 bullets*
    Me: *hahaha huh ahhhhhhh* (starts crying)

  • @angelitagruetzmacher6581
    @angelitagruetzmacher6581 3 роки тому +4

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse :
    Step 1 : hide in a banana fort

  • @alf3488
    @alf3488 7 років тому +31

    1. Find shelter. Mainly somewhere that is surrounded by water. Steep hills or maintain. You want any terrain that makes it hard for them to get you.
    2. You want weapons like swords that will need main power. But won’t need bullets like guns. You should only use guns for emergencies. The sound from the guns will draw in more.
    3. You want to be in a area that is good for farming. Start planting seeds and other crops on this area. But you will need to scavenge for markets and stores to find food you can eat while the plants start to sprouts.

    • @thesurvivlist5440
      @thesurvivlist5440 7 років тому

      Al F also i bet most people dont even know how to use guns

    • @ΝομοςΚαιΤαξη
      @ΝομοςΚαιΤαξη 7 років тому

      Al F You go to an island that is good for farming and live there knowing that zombies cant swim

    • @ΝομοςΚαιΤαξη
      @ΝομοςΚαιΤαξη 7 років тому

      Unknown 2 They will have to learn how

    • @hansonong88
      @hansonong88 7 років тому

      -Unknown 2 just get a toy gun or water gun lol-

    • @thesurvivlist5440
      @thesurvivlist5440 7 років тому

      Κωνσταντίνος Καραμανος thats going to take a long time and a lot of ammo

  • @valoz3707
    @valoz3707 7 років тому +36

    How ironic. Last night I had a dream about a zombie post apocalyptic world..

  • @johnangelomendoza2003
    @johnangelomendoza2003 5 років тому +602

    who's here after seing zombie deer

    • @kevykid1
      @kevykid1 5 років тому +8

      Me

    • @zyke.361
      @zyke.361 5 років тому +10

      Me too I'm so scared

    • @reverseflash712
      @reverseflash712 5 років тому +1

      @@zyke.361 Its not that big of a deal

    • @markiachannel3683
      @markiachannel3683 5 років тому +4

      I thought I was the only one🤣😭

    • @zyke.361
      @zyke.361 5 років тому

      @@reverseflash712 lol true ahahha

  • @eschatical4052
    @eschatical4052 4 роки тому +11

    Nobody:
    The family that lives on a farm:
    Its showtime

    • @Sddvhjkkll
      @Sddvhjkkll 3 роки тому

      COUNTRY ROAADS

    • @trashmammal9203
      @trashmammal9203 3 роки тому

      @@Sddvhjkkll TAAAAKE MEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

  • @SmartBoy-ht7jy
    @SmartBoy-ht7jy 6 років тому +9

    Gamers:i have waited for this day.
    Normal people:oh my god.somebody save me

  • @amirmoradi8147
    @amirmoradi8147 7 років тому +7

    On the thumbnail I would choose a machete because it’s silent and deadly and it wouldn’t attrack any zombies and you don’t need to practice how to fight with it, and if you chose the gun you would need accuracy and practice

    • @donovanmaddix8240
      @donovanmaddix8240 7 років тому

      Just saying, you would need practice. You wouldn’t be able to pull the machete out of their heads

  • @lpcofficialchannel8910
    @lpcofficialchannel8910 6 років тому +27

    Anyone notice he showed avengers as he said "justice league" *TRIGGERED*

  • @ken_lewis
    @ken_lewis 4 роки тому +18

    8:40
    Narrator:*tells us to be justice league*
    Background:shows avengers

    • @mkvagyok2260
      @mkvagyok2260 3 роки тому +1

      I literraly wrote it down but now i see you did it before me

    • @ken_lewis
      @ken_lewis 3 роки тому

      @@mkvagyok2260 lol

  • @vincentmoses4123
    @vincentmoses4123 7 років тому +69

    SPREAD THE WORD. KEEP THE INTERNET THE SAME.

    • @vivania543
      @vivania543 7 років тому

      #savenetneutrality

    • @stearnsy4005
      @stearnsy4005 7 років тому

      This is a fucking zombie video, go spread your net neutrality shit elsewhere, it’s only America that’s affected anyway.

    • @keeganbyrd5279
      @keeganbyrd5279 7 років тому

      Anonymous User shut the hell up

    • @filippavlovic8898
      @filippavlovic8898 6 років тому

      Don’t you mean the United States?

    • @randomt8977
      @randomt8977 6 років тому

      +Anonymous User Yeah but a whole lot of us live in the U.S. even if you don't though I agree it's slightly irrevlant

  • @carlos-ig5iy
    @carlos-ig5iy 7 років тому +98

    I have a confetti hand gun, pretty sure I'm ready

    • @killzinshadows3767
      @killzinshadows3767 7 років тому +10

      BeeKing
      That may be Overkill, maybe try and find a gun that has a flag that says bang when u pull the trigger it'll be more practical and have less chance of collateral damage

    • @carlos-ig5iy
      @carlos-ig5iy 7 років тому +6

      chillin shadows true, wouldn't want to kill the survivors as well

    • @jasonalen7459
      @jasonalen7459 7 років тому +2

      I have a lupara that shoots cereal, maybe that will get the zombies

    • @Pokemon_Doge
      @Pokemon_Doge 7 років тому +3

      Jason Alen CALM YOUR ASS DOWN BRO

    • @qazimhalimi4399
      @qazimhalimi4399 7 років тому

      Don't worry I have a sniper to no scope them

  • @azre_rero
    @azre_rero 6 років тому +86

    The tips to survive the zombie apocalypes
    Eat zombies

    • @azre_rero
      @azre_rero 6 років тому +8

      Joke xD

    • @sabertooth2654
      @sabertooth2654 6 років тому +8

      Flipping genius

    • @nibwhipdragon
      @nibwhipdragon 5 років тому +8

      Yea, get infected without getting bitten.

    • @paddlesaddlelad1881
      @paddlesaddlelad1881 5 років тому +7

      @@nibwhipdragon if you bite zombies they will be cured, easy peasy lemon squeezy ; your teeth will become dull anyway.

    • @mallow6686
      @mallow6686 5 років тому +1

      Tasty bois

  • @rey-vf8hu
    @rey-vf8hu 3 роки тому +2

    Zombies: Let me introduce myself
    Gamers: Imma ruin this man's Carrier

  • @crystalpalacios62
    @crystalpalacios62 7 років тому +34

    I know the zombie apocalypse isn't gonna happen but yet here I am

    • @tzster4013
      @tzster4013 7 років тому

      Crystal Palacios finally someone argree with me

    • @zombamin6362
      @zombamin6362 7 років тому

      I would rather have that then no net neutrality

    • @xyza692
      @xyza692 7 років тому

      you are right

    • @rojroj4066
      @rojroj4066 6 років тому

      Lol me too

  • @mmareels714
    @mmareels714 7 років тому +572

    "Imagine your some kind of Justice League"-
    *Shows Clip Of The Avengers*

  • @qiwenlin8291
    @qiwenlin8291 7 років тому +8

    How to to survive a zombie apocalypse:
    Tell your mom to groan at the zombies that they will run away.

    • @1h058
      @1h058 7 років тому

      Minck Gaming lmfao

    • @yellowr2022
      @yellowr2022 7 років тому

      What the hell dude xD

    • @waterleeleepad
      @waterleeleepad 7 років тому

      Minck Gaming
      I WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL.....It all makes SENSE.....trump is preparing us for the apocalypse

  • @jevonmylescoloma4208
    @jevonmylescoloma4208 4 роки тому +42

    Normal People when dying in an outbreak: Goodbye, ill see you later
    Gamers when dying in an outbreak:
    *I'll respawn*

  • @kellans5x
    @kellans5x 6 років тому +16

    This helps when your teacher is looking for your homework

  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 6 років тому +8

    "Leather will protect you from bites"... Even if a zombo can't pierce the leather with its smashed in teeth, the lack of pain and physical limiters grants them surprising strength. They'd simply break bones if you let them get a hold of you, leather be damned.

  • @meadowlol8807
    @meadowlol8807 5 років тому +22

    8:41
    Shows Avengers
    Calls them the Justice League

  • @trankomen6790
    @trankomen6790 4 роки тому +9

    In combat you forgot the most important rule...
    Rule #2: *DOUBLE TAP*

  • @panaskw
    @panaskw 7 років тому +175

    I know how to be safe cuz I'll be in my
    Living room
    Get it cuz "living"
    I'm probably gonna die
    EDIT:Thanks for the likes

    • @juliagleason1202
      @juliagleason1202 7 років тому +3

      A Guy with a UA-cam Channel I get it! LIVING!

    • @triplejgaming3291
      @triplejgaming3291 7 років тому +2

      Were

    • @cabra9828
      @cabra9828 7 років тому +3

      Bathroom* :D

    • @huggs614
      @huggs614 7 років тому +2

      A Guy with a UA-cam Channel. Then it would be the dead room

    • @yuh751
      @yuh751 7 років тому +2

      Guess its not the living room anymore

  • @darind8289
    @darind8289 5 років тому +8

    Boy:dies
    me:Meh
    Girl: dies
    me: D: WAHHHHH
    Old people: dies
    me:ADJDHUIAGFgf SO SADDD
    Family member :dies
    Me; *dies of sadness*

  • @deepfriedsand
    @deepfriedsand 5 років тому +25

    Now the villages will be more populated than cities
    Thanks for that
    Because i thought of staying in my village

  • @katyusha9050
    @katyusha9050 4 роки тому +4

    “Just find a bar and get some cocktails and combine them with fire”
    *oh yeah its big brain time*

  • @leyahbdancing3544
    @leyahbdancing3544 7 років тому +361

    I would choose machete because u need ammo for gun.(Look at my replys for more reasons to use a machete instead of a gun)
    Edit:OMG 100 LIKES TY
    Edit2:OMG I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GET 200 LIKES

    • @youtubeerror7413
      @youtubeerror7413 7 років тому +6

      Plus the machete is more efficient as u don’t need to worry about noise running out of ammo

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 7 років тому +6

      Butttt guns will make noise that will attract the zombies and the machete is more accurate because u can miss shooting bullets from a gun while trying to shoot a zombie and with a machete u can swing MULTIPLE TIMES

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 7 років тому +4

      Also a machete takes like loads of swings for it to break because it's made out of metal

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 7 років тому +3

      If u can swing a bat you can swing a machete!

    • @leyahbdancing3544
      @leyahbdancing3544 7 років тому +2

      Machetes are also useful for opening guts of the zombies to get blood all over you to get past a horde

  • @michealbarry7299
    @michealbarry7299 6 років тому +34

    With all the rubbish happening now we may need this video at the feature

  • @Nergling
    @Nergling 6 років тому +238

    I don't get running zombies, I like em but I just don't know why they should be more agile than humans?

  • @logansymone5665
    @logansymone5665 5 років тому +14

    I’ve been watching The Walking Dead too much 😂

  • @pulse9218
    @pulse9218 6 років тому +26

    "The first rule of zombie fight club,
    is never talk about zombie fight club"

    • @charlottemarcusson2597
      @charlottemarcusson2597 6 років тому

      First rule about fight club never talk about xylophoney or fight club

  • @earthycart3535
    @earthycart3535 6 років тому +33

    😂😂🤣 zombies are actually living things that are controlled by other living things

    • @simplygam3r770
      @simplygam3r770 6 років тому

      MeGaChIkEn or dead things controlled by living things, if the being is dead the living virus can take over the systems and use the body

  • @gabblur
    @gabblur 7 років тому +112

    Nice vid the weapon I would choose is melee weapons

    • @CloroxBleach-iv8dv
      @CloroxBleach-iv8dv 7 років тому +3

      Gabblur depends how many "zombies" you're fighting. Say if there was 1 or 2 I would choose melee but if there was like 9 or 10 I would choose the gun. Common sense

    • @gabblur
      @gabblur 7 років тому +4

      Koenigsegg One:1 true but the problem is with weapons is ammo

    • @CloroxBleach-iv8dv
      @CloroxBleach-iv8dv 7 років тому +3

      Gabblur not hard to find ammo in the south. Or just use a bow

    • @gabblur
      @gabblur 7 років тому

      Koenigsegg One:1 true but ammo is not hard to find but you have so much weapons and if you have only 1weapon and then try to find that ammo for that weapon

    • @CloroxBleach-iv8dv
      @CloroxBleach-iv8dv 7 років тому +2

      Gabblur if you use a bow or crossbow you can make your own ammo

  • @elieshane6519
    @elieshane6519 3 роки тому +2

    my friends:
    why do zombies eat our brains?
    me:
    because they do not have their brains

  • @derpassassin2448
    @derpassassin2448 7 років тому +39

    Thanks this helped me in my zombie apocalypse game your the best

    • @zombamin6362
      @zombamin6362 7 років тому

      What game is it, in day z you just wait for a hacker to nuke the world but in 7 days to die, you should use bows and silent weapons

    • @noobiegamer8808
      @noobiegamer8808 7 років тому

      Zombamin Wait you can find a nuke and ignite it?

    • @zombamin6362
      @zombamin6362 7 років тому

      Noobie Gamer I have no idea I dont play the game all I know is the zombies are on some kinda speed drugs and hackers nuke the world every hour or so

    • @imanonymous8177
      @imanonymous8177 7 років тому

      If it's the last of us ,
      Runners: don't let them swarm you , make sure you have a melee weapon just in case
      Stalkers: they like to hide, make sure your holding R1 ( RT on xbox ) to see where they are
      Clickers: they are blind , but have great hearing , make sure your holding the same button to hear where they are , when you use it , they can't hear you (if you touch them you die) it's best to have a shiv , still slowly walking behind and pressing triangle (Y in xbox) then press it again , use bottles and bricks to your advantage , also use flame if you have any
      Bloaters: use nail bombs or cocktail molotovs, or flame throwers : they have a ton of
      health , nail bombs takes down alot of health , and flame stuns them and brings down health.
      Even if you finished the game or it isint that game , I hope you if you get the game or anyone that plays it.

    • @derpassassin2448
      @derpassassin2448 7 років тому

      Thanks to all of you for the help and stuff I forgot the name but it's a good GAME. Thanks all of you for info

  • @XxStaYlzxX
    @XxStaYlzxX 7 років тому +35

    says justice league and shows avengers lmao

  • @rhaydonnelyee
    @rhaydonnelyee 5 років тому +7

    normal people : THERE IS A ZOMBIE RUNN!!!
    gamers : GAMERS! ATTENTION GET UR GUNS!!

  • @Dr.Elise_Barlowe
    @Dr.Elise_Barlowe 4 роки тому +1

    For hoards use flamethrowers or explosive weapons.

  • @nightcap43
    @nightcap43 6 років тому +64

    I'm a kid I can't drive but I have an axe

  • @jeannenottingham9365
    @jeannenottingham9365 6 років тому +48

    *that thumbnail tho*

  • @lck1252
    @lck1252 5 років тому +15

    I watch this when I saw the deer zombie things

  • @conanloughran9257
    @conanloughran9257 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve canned foods and nuts in my wardrobe incase. I’ve also baseball bat, Hockey stick, Switchblade in my room too 😂