How Could We Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @trumpalicious9023
    @trumpalicious9023 7 років тому +2055

    Two survivors are talking
    - survivor 1" I had a friend's who died a while back"
    - survivor 2 " did the zombies get him?"
    - survivor 1 "no, he just got stung by a bee"

  • @coleballenger4595
    @coleballenger4595 3 роки тому +159

    God, I am so proud of this channel and whoever the guy is that runs it. I've been here, subscribed, watching since the days he made this sort of content and to see him literally turn into an activist and start making content that really helps the world is so goddamn wonderful.

  • @jasperbio8915
    @jasperbio8915 5 років тому +2049

    I honestly think that people would be a bigger problem than the zombies

    • @justinnance6938
      @justinnance6938 5 років тому +212

      Basically what the walking dead is about.

    • @mythicalpotato9301
      @mythicalpotato9301 5 років тому +65

      justin nance Yeah, but if it’s a Last of Us one you’ve got bigger problems.

    • @ultravioletxrays125
      @ultravioletxrays125 5 років тому +51

      exactly, humans did more damage in world war z than the actual zombies.

    • @CylanthroTheNutcase
      @CylanthroTheNutcase 5 років тому +14

      It would be a problem except if it were left 4 dead.

    • @elias.florian6284
      @elias.florian6284 5 років тому +6

      Ever watched TWD??

  • @coldcase8085
    @coldcase8085 5 років тому +2653

    *The best way to survive zombie Apocalypse is*
    Being the camera man

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 років тому +26

      If you're in quarantine or Rec don't be the camera man in fact be someone outside

    • @quillmorningstar8713
      @quillmorningstar8713 5 років тому +6

      Unless its one of those found footage movies where you are one of the characters. Avoid that at all costs.

    • @zachmorris3017
      @zachmorris3017 5 років тому +1

      Be a ant/ fly/ Roach/ and last but not least a bird 👍

    • @zachmorris3017
      @zachmorris3017 5 років тому

      @fung whyou I'll be a fly or a eagle or a parasite if that doesn't work you already know the saying...... If you can't beat them join them 😁😂🤣 .... thanks for the info

    • @picklerick6434
      @picklerick6434 5 років тому

      How about living in space

  • @OwlsV
    @OwlsV 6 років тому +704

    I like to think I could survive, but I would most likely be one of the first to die.

    • @FluufyPvPTM
      @FluufyPvPTM 6 років тому +4

      I can't tell

    • @dominicrocks5841
      @dominicrocks5841 6 років тому +4

      Same

    • @dominicrocks5841
      @dominicrocks5841 6 років тому +24

      But if one of my family members died I would go savage.

    • @politecatbrother2664
      @politecatbrother2664 5 років тому +1

      solution buys ak-47 for 800 $ cheap and deadly

    • @mabinty4944
      @mabinty4944 5 років тому

      I mean, if your family member(s) are/is in the military, (I guess it depends on what they do there) you probably have a gun of some sort hidden in your house.

  • @odessaderoche9926
    @odessaderoche9926 5 років тому +2784

    Just be the main character.

    • @synswrld2578
      @synswrld2578 5 років тому +99

      Craig Virus This is actually funny if you think about it cause main characters rarely die😂😂

    • @daydream_.1188
      @daydream_.1188 5 років тому +82

      Just be the black dude that died first

    • @josemontes9127
      @josemontes9127 5 років тому +12

      But when they do fuuuuuuck😅

    • @dyotton
      @dyotton 5 років тому +108

      Just as long as your name isnt Lee

    • @sandinmytoes7027
      @sandinmytoes7027 5 років тому +44

      Craig Virus *Rick Grimes wants to know your location*

  • @codekillerz5392
    @codekillerz5392 7 років тому +995

    "Step one, locate a mall. Then, don't go there."
    Liked and subscribed

    • @SecondThought
      @SecondThought  7 років тому +42

      +CodeKillerz Good choice! :)

    • @thanasispapazoglou8135
      @thanasispapazoglou8135 7 років тому +10

      he started having second thoughts about his decisions XD

    • @codekillerz5392
      @codekillerz5392 7 років тому +6

      I leave for two hours and get a reply from you. That's brilliant.

    • @bass283
      @bass283 7 років тому +5

      CodeKillerz
      Here's the thing, everyone who knows about malls will run away, this means that there will be no people in the mall. this means that all you need is a rifle with a suppressor attached and 30 bullets

    • @geraalcht
      @geraalcht 7 років тому +5

      +Mike Kas Reverse psychology. I like it.

  • @BRUtahn
    @BRUtahn 5 років тому +561

    "First, locate a mall. Then, don't go there." Hahaha

    • @devinhoyt3897
      @devinhoyt3897 5 років тому +26

      What? I thought you go straight to the roof and play chess with the guy at the gun store roof? 😄

    • @100chaoticdumbassenergy8
      @100chaoticdumbassenergy8 5 років тому +6

      @@devinhoyt3897 yeah I know right? 😂😂😂

    • @vaqifvliyev7877
      @vaqifvliyev7877 4 роки тому +6

      The Fucking Dead season 10

    • @FaJar-fj1zq
      @FaJar-fj1zq 4 роки тому +3

      FaJar 💋💋⚘⚘🍾🍾💘💘🍸🍸🍷🍷☕☕🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘🏘SERMERUXII6

    • @envy77
      @envy77 3 роки тому

      @@devinhoyt3897 😂😂😂

  • @zyber508
    @zyber508 5 років тому +765

    yo fam just craft a diamond sword and some armor then build a house with torches. Can't get you in light bruv

    • @darkoboi4365
      @darkoboi4365 5 років тому +18

      wooooow! Smartie,But where will u get diamonds

    • @rxz7239
      @rxz7239 5 років тому +36

      @@darkoboi4365 creative

    • @aquamos118
      @aquamos118 5 років тому +13

      Darko Boi mining nigga

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 5 років тому +5

      Aquamos 11 we cannot punch trees and my pickaxes is broken :(

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 5 років тому +9

      Zombies can get through torches, they just can't spawn in them.

  • @shodanl3948
    @shodanl3948 7 років тому +956

    Remember the rule of 3,
    you'll live 3 minutes without air,
    3 hours without shelter (in winter environment)
    3 days without water,
    3 weeks without food.

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 7 років тому +53

      Louis Smith 3 days without water..... well shit i'm immortal its been a year since i had any water

    • @Lonkedna
      @Lonkedna 7 років тому +27

      3 seconds u-
      Wait, 3 sec-
      Forgot again, 3-
      ...

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 7 років тому +7

      False.

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 7 років тому +8

      10 Minutes without air is lethal.

    • @tanraycz
      @tanraycz 7 років тому

      nono everything is false.

  • @Sasuri
    @Sasuri 7 років тому +4248

    *Why not steal a sail boat? No need for fuel.*

    • @josharnold8263
      @josharnold8263 7 років тому +844

      That would make too much sense.

    • @triroa
      @triroa 7 років тому +713

      Then you're at the mercy of wind direction. Best bet would be to get a boat that can do both.

    • @someoneelse878
      @someoneelse878 7 років тому +324

      Too small to be really effective. We're talking private yachts and ferries over here, fam

    • @smol_hornet613
      @smol_hornet613 7 років тому +191

      Well, the downside to that is how sodding hard it is for someone with no prior experience to operate one. And let's face it now - sail-boat maneuvering isn't exactly a very central part of the average person's life. If a regular person would jump into a random sailboat and set off, chances are they would be completely inept at it for the first 30 minutes or so. If you'd avoid stranding yourself and/or being boarded for that basic learning period, though, then it'd probably be very nice. Apart from potential boat-bandits that'd easily overtake you, that is.

    • @jdfullerton5187
      @jdfullerton5187 7 років тому +177

      >Then you're at the mercy of wind direction.
      Thats not how sailing works dumbass

  • @tracaine
    @tracaine 4 роки тому +826

    Judging from the reaction to simply wearing masks, no. We could not survive. There would be people in the streets insisting that it's their right to be eaten.

    • @End336
      @End336 3 роки тому +56

      agreed

    • @MasterHaloOne
      @MasterHaloOne 3 роки тому +1

      If you are forced to wear a mask and a vaccine. Then you can be forced to do anything

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev 3 роки тому +98

      @@MasterHaloOne Found the first person to be killed by patient 0.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 3 роки тому +17

      @@MasterHaloOne you get pegged dont you?

    • @owl8185
      @owl8185 3 роки тому +7

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 wow that was some quick projection

  • @cmorc9994
    @cmorc9994 7 років тому +1454

    In soviet russia, zombie apocalypse survives you

  • @LaJohnYT
    @LaJohnYT 7 років тому +236

    I don't have to out run the zombies.........
    *I just have to out run YOU*

    • @SideStrafed
      @SideStrafed 7 років тому +4

      The_Swag_Turtle assuming you're not running alone

    • @LaJohnYT
      @LaJohnYT 7 років тому +1

      Why would I?

    • @Reilly-Maresca
      @Reilly-Maresca 7 років тому +23

      If you can outrun me you can probably outrun the zombies walking around at the speed of a one legged toddler

    • @Flopzalot
      @Flopzalot 7 років тому +3

      Running is for pussies. Unless they're fast, in which case I'll just take the L and shoot myself.

    • @vex4531
      @vex4531 7 років тому +1

      The_Swag_Turtle but you are a turtle

  • @Ayr1n_0
    @Ayr1n_0 5 років тому +381

    2 options
    1: move to Canada
    2: move to space

  • @64wy4x8s
    @64wy4x8s 2 роки тому +98

    Second Thought used to be such a different channel haha

    • @dannya1854
      @dannya1854 2 роки тому +30

      He's trying to educate humanity on how to survive itself still tho.

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 Рік тому +4

      He sounds dead inside in these old videos.

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 7 років тому +811

    Step 1) Wait a few days in a secure location until the zombies blow up due to the gases released during decomposition
    Step 2 ) ????
    Step 3) Profit

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 7 років тому +58

      step 1 fortify house with 50 cal machine gun
      step 2 ???
      step 3 Profit

    • @heronb.4965
      @heronb.4965 7 років тому +82

      step 1) live in brazil, where every single house has a 2m wall around the house with one single iron gate
      step 2) ????
      step 4) profit

    • @eletricmano
      @eletricmano 7 років тому +1

      e eu achava muro ruim/desnecessário quando vim pra cá aheuhaeuhaua

    • @uncaraae4814
      @uncaraae4814 7 років тому +2

      Benito Mussolindo a gente tem coisas mais perigosas que zumbis aqui kkkkk

    • @eletricmano
      @eletricmano 7 років тому +1

      @Un cara ae né hsuashuahu

  • @qipeko
    @qipeko 7 років тому +662

    1. Get in a group of 4.
    2. Fight hordes of zombies, including the special infected.
    3. Fight a Tank.
    4. Get to the saferoom.
    5. Repeat.

  • @jenyletteteoxon2795
    @jenyletteteoxon2795 6 років тому +196

    use crazy Dave's plants on "plants vs zombies"

    • @stfu2063
      @stfu2063 6 років тому

      jenylette teoxon 😂

    • @supersoaker6717
      @supersoaker6717 6 років тому +1

      Wall-nut + sunflower > everything

    • @goldenirets8930
      @goldenirets8930 6 років тому +1

      jenylette teoxon use that nuke shroom

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 років тому

      Just plant a couple of peashooters and you should be A okay

  • @YuutoRobert
    @YuutoRobert 5 років тому +293

    To be honest, i would rather die from a bee sting than get chomped by a group of zombies

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 роки тому +12

      Bunch of flat toothed omnivores with poor canines trying to tear at your flesh while alive, yeah unpleasant.

  • @DariViol
    @DariViol 7 років тому +1559

    We can survive a zombie apocalypse by not making one in the first place.

    • @wadewilson5712
      @wadewilson5712 7 років тому +26

      libs = zombies

    • @stressedcatinabox
      @stressedcatinabox 7 років тому +59

      Darin Keo Or by killing the FIRST ONE SO THAT IT DOES'NT HAPPEN IN THE. FUCKING FIRST PLACE!

    • @stressedcatinabox
      @stressedcatinabox 7 років тому +21

      Rebelic Gamez just kill the first one If it does happen

    • @danieldebeer6292
      @danieldebeer6292 7 років тому +7

      Preach

    • @vtxros7293
      @vtxros7293 7 років тому +53

      Or tie everyone's shoe before we bury them then they can't run or walk

  • @3nzo.568
    @3nzo.568 6 років тому +489

    here's another few tips that could really help survive a zombie apocalypse:
    1 - gather enough money to open up new areas
    2 - always keep an eye out for where the mystery boxes are
    3 - if you manage to find an old looking time machine, try to get it to work
    4 - in addition to food and water, stock up on juggernogs, and quick revives (you'll have to deal with the taste)
    5 - if ur in a group, always revive your friends if they are downed
    6 - use every gumball machine you see

    • @aqualemon6009
      @aqualemon6009 6 років тому +40

      Haha is that a reference to call of duty zombies?

    • @viperish6103
      @viperish6103 6 років тому +28

      But then you need to get a great Wall weopon for easy ammo

    • @jasontan3798
      @jasontan3798 6 років тому +12

      I like your thinking

    • @liquifiediceinabottle8062
      @liquifiediceinabottle8062 6 років тому +20

      3nzo. Revive me, I have the ray gun!

    • @tester1498
      @tester1498 6 років тому +12

      thats what most people will actually fucking do

  • @XDefaultBoe
    @XDefaultBoe 6 років тому +400

    2 words: *Plot. Armor.*

  • @drinkoo5198
    @drinkoo5198 4 роки тому +32

    0:52 I live how u put lucille in there, only The Walking Dead Fans Can Know this

  • @derbabo8455
    @derbabo8455 7 років тому +2906

    Ray Guns

    • @MrMiddlewayne
      @MrMiddlewayne 7 років тому +36

      Der Babo are for pussies

    • @normalman6078
      @normalman6078 7 років тому +96

      Der Babo reeach for juggernog tonight

    • @raynjohnson9354
      @raynjohnson9354 7 років тому +2

      Love it

    • @Adcts
      @Adcts 7 років тому +54

      Fuck all of that, give me Widows Wine and Stamin-Up.

    • @jarsonmarsonsr.9336
      @jarsonmarsonsr.9336 7 років тому +26

      Der Babo do you not like my creation the wunderwaff dg2

  • @dunc_n_fr
    @dunc_n_fr 6 років тому +453

    ''...and destroy the bridge on both sides.'' First: You would basically be trapped. Second: How the hell do you want to destroy a bridge?

    • @silano360
      @silano360 6 років тому +79

      Third: If you destroy both sides of a bridge, mid part would surely broke apart as well.

    • @marianarovoredo2059
      @marianarovoredo2059 6 років тому +13

      Going up and down in an elevator

    • @z-rex6068
      @z-rex6068 6 років тому

      Basic Bitch Exactly

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 6 років тому +6

      Except vehicles and walls can be destroyed. As far as the middle part of a bridge collapsing, well, that depends on the bridge.

    • @laicitestudios859
      @laicitestudios859 6 років тому +7

      @Pshanko poor normies, not having dinamite on hand (kidding)

  • @eticut3952
    @eticut3952 6 років тому +339

    What to do when a zombie bites you: bite it back

  • @fuyumi8768
    @fuyumi8768 5 років тому +140

    *2060:* Zombie Apocalypse
    *Gamers:* Here we go!

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 роки тому +16

      fuyumi I don't wanna be 50 when the apocylpes starts lol

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 роки тому +2

      Daniel Chapman no I'm a few years older than ten I'm just dumb with maths lol

    • @avinashnaredla6880
      @avinashnaredla6880 4 роки тому +7

      Fuyumi : zombie apocalypse will came in 2060 .
      2020 : here I am . ( 40 years early )
      Lol that was joke

    • @tahliaroberts2296
      @tahliaroberts2296 4 роки тому +1

      Avinash naredla lmao ur not wrong thp

    • @hotteok1611
      @hotteok1611 4 роки тому

      2021*

  • @NOVA-ei9kj
    @NOVA-ei9kj 5 років тому +224

    *The type of stuff I watch at 1 am*

  • @sweetmarshieboil2170
    @sweetmarshieboil2170 5 років тому +792

    Another way to survive a zombie apocolypse is by staying in your LIVING room

    • @sunwillexplode2209
      @sunwillexplode2209 5 років тому +18

      Resources STOOPID people raiding the house BRO WHY U SO STOOPID

    • @anarchypizza9035
      @anarchypizza9035 5 років тому +63

      Erick Lucero you didn’t get the joke…… LIVING room.…… smh

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 років тому +29

      cause its the "living" room
      hahahahahha
      #Zombiejockes

    • @givemesubslol
      @givemesubslol 5 років тому +15

      @@sunwillexplode2209 r/woosh

    • @sunwillexplode2209
      @sunwillexplode2209 5 років тому +2

      @@givemesubslol lol I still don't get it

  • @ywxinn
    @ywxinn 5 років тому +335

    Go with Clementine to Richmond to be safe

    • @Brekdon
      @Brekdon 5 років тому +4

      Miami Trench yes

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 5 років тому +3

      *Seriously??😂*

    • @HopePhase2
      @HopePhase2 5 років тому +16

      Miami Trench If Clem was real, she solos the entire apocalypse bruh.

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 5 років тому +12

      @@HopePhase2 How to defeat clementine:
      1st: kidnap Louis
      2nd: cut louis's tongue
      3rd: lure clem to louis's cell
      *Clem sees Louis's tongue cutted off
      4th: wait until clem dies by crying too much
      5th: *Profit*
      *(reminders: if clem only cries shortly, cut louis's arm instead)*

    • @bighobo5278
      @bighobo5278 5 років тому +1

      Yup XD

  • @sagisdoodleverse9696
    @sagisdoodleverse9696 5 років тому +66

    Good thing that I'm not allergic to anything, no asthma or other physical impairment. Plus I'm decently fit physically.

    • @didicantcascio3391
      @didicantcascio3391 4 роки тому +4

      @Gerard Rietdijk that's not being over confident that's just being a normal person

    • @juliakraus8609
      @juliakraus8609 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, but what about how girls have a . Each month? That would be much more dangerous than allergies, cuz the zombies might smell the blood, plus the lack of supplies.

    • @jakrizmo4483
      @jakrizmo4483 4 роки тому +1

      You will have to be resistant to the viral strain/parasite that causes the "Zombies" or "Infected" scenario to skyrocket like this as well

    • @rujiyachakrathok3624
      @rujiyachakrathok3624 4 роки тому +2

      อยากดูชอมบี้มากๆเลย

    • @yangkong7935
      @yangkong7935 4 роки тому +5

      Gerard Rietdijk but if you have to restart civilization, and all the women are gone, you can’t restart civilization

  • @trover1922
    @trover1922 6 років тому +143

    Just some coffee... stop calling your coworkers zombies

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 6 років тому +490

    Only if the zombies are from Minecraft

    • @prime_3924
      @prime_3924 6 років тому +5

      Yeeeeee

    • @slyhighcody21ontwitch57
      @slyhighcody21ontwitch57 6 років тому

      😂

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 5 років тому +4

      No call of duty don’t pray for Mob Of The Dead zombies pray for Der Eisendrache zombies

    • @silentbutterfly5036
      @silentbutterfly5036 5 років тому

      even in some zombies, there special ones, so are you sure that you want creeper to be at your front door to blow up??? XD

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 років тому +4

      those are the worst. they can break down your door. they know you're in there. they ride with skeletons and and giant spiders. you just unleashed hell on earth.

  • @troheinii5601
    @troheinii5601 6 років тому +479

    1) find Negan
    2) join Negan
    3) serve Negan
    Guaranteed protection

  • @jeffhoward162
    @jeffhoward162 3 роки тому +27

    Gee, things that are just humans without any of the attributes that make humans dangerous...how threatening. A zombie apocalypse would be lucky to last a week.

    • @Jean_Jacques148
      @Jean_Jacques148 3 роки тому +1

      @fastrally yes, but even if there are a lot of zombies there barely gonna be able to kill if there easy to take out.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 3 роки тому

      @@Jean_Jacques148 "Easy to take out" is relative. Trained soldiers with full magazines aren't going to have an issue. The fat slob on the mobility scooter with limited vision and hearing is going to fare a lot worse. So, hopefully a lot of the people doing the 'taking out' are more like the former than the latter, or you could be in real deep shit.
      However, most of the threat of the zombie horde would be gone in a few months to a year thanks to decomposition. Their bodies would decay to the point that they lose mobility and stop being anything more than a biting land mine. This will take longer in colder climates but it will happen faster in hotter ones. The best case scenario for zombies to decay gives them two years from turn to non-threat. And that's only for the ones in the proper climate, with the best ratio of muscle-to-fat, the strongest bones, etc.

  • @anamariatuta3104
    @anamariatuta3104 5 років тому +193

    I live in Croatia and Croatia has more than 2000 islands and only 50 has humans on it.Sooo im safe ☺

    • @thel4303
      @thel4303 5 років тому +7

      Same i live in Greece

    • @mujothegk3464
      @mujothegk3464 5 років тому +1

      I to sto kazes hahahahahhaha

    • @alloygamesofter5722
      @alloygamesofter5722 5 років тому +3

      What if you get sick

    • @HeyitsNick2
      @HeyitsNick2 5 років тому +1

      Um zombie travel really far and can be a way they see u and kill u

    • @jttekton
      @jttekton 5 років тому +25

      I live in Heaven.

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 7 років тому +144

    Duck tape. The Mythbusters proved that you could make a boat out of it

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 7 років тому +3

      I have pencils?

    • @thepicturenation5705
      @thepicturenation5705 7 років тому +1

      Killerworm99 Gaming, I know I watched that episode

    • @the_throat_boys5139
      @the_throat_boys5139 7 років тому +1

      Killerworm99 Gaming but not flex tape

    • @DYWTYLM
      @DYWTYLM 7 років тому +1

      duct

    • @princecagape309
      @princecagape309 7 років тому +1

      I will use tape, 2 knifes , flashlight, medkits , a stick and my idea is to use the stick the 2 knifes and tape and get the stick get the knifes and tape put it together and I'm ready for the dead :(:)

  • @tonv28
    @tonv28 7 років тому +101

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse:
    1) Get to a remote area of England the city.

    • @Ryan-xj5et
      @Ryan-xj5et 7 років тому +4

      Winston V. There is a city in the city of england that if an outbreak happens the only bridge into the city will be destroyed 😎

    • @bradysyeet9203
      @bradysyeet9203 7 років тому +1

      Winston V. How to survive go buy green beans

  • @xer0_dr3amz
    @xer0_dr3amz 5 років тому +51

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse:
    *Be Clementine*

    • @redunleasher2147
      @redunleasher2147 3 роки тому

      .

    • @iinchicken212
      @iinchicken212 3 роки тому +1

      How come the child survives but every single adult dies every single adult is somehow not as good as the eight year old she's just the best somehow

  • @NoName-rm3db
    @NoName-rm3db 7 років тому +2267

    nerdy upper middle class gamers aren't gonna be the survivors. It's gonna be people living in rural areas or very handy working class people who are already pretty self sufficient.

    • @zeabooo7257
      @zeabooo7257 7 років тому +176

      No Name yes I know or just people with great survival skills and experience

    • @ReconPro
      @ReconPro 7 років тому +104

      No Name Yes, too many people in ubran areas. Plus they aren't used to being self sufficent.

    • @matthewmckenna248
      @matthewmckenna248 7 років тому +67

      No Name Yep people who live in urban areas wouldn't have a chance in the event of zombie apocalypse. People who live in rural areas would have a much better chance at survival.

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 7 років тому +44

      hmm depends really on how the virus/infection spreads which will tell you who would die and who would live but yes i need to be looking for promising bridges new by where i live

    • @thespongedoobie2848
      @thespongedoobie2848 7 років тому +74

      And a gamer can't be self Sufficient? Lmao Get over yourself mate

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 7 років тому +920

    If it spreads by biting then humanity as a whole is probably fine

    • @trollism6531
      @trollism6531 7 років тому +209

      Suarez will be the king of zombies

    • @jackconner6358
      @jackconner6358 7 років тому +118

      SylenDraws Solution: I live in Britain so if it starts outside of Britain we can blow up the channel tunnel and stop plane and boats from coming from abroad. We survived WW2 with a lot less food so we could take rationing

    • @peenpapi4993
      @peenpapi4993 7 років тому +124

      On The Walking Dead, even if you don't get bitten or scratched, you turn when you die.

    • @ascendedweeb328
      @ascendedweeb328 7 років тому +14

      Ezekiel Elliott no its not possible you have to already be dead out in the open because it is not possible for you to get through 5 feet or more of dirt. And its not an air transmission virus it will be too hard for anyone to create that even with out technology. We'd be fine if we had proper warning, and most people would head to the rivers like the Mississippi river and some other ones.

    • @ascendedweeb328
      @ascendedweeb328 7 років тому +3

      Mbizologial Taurenash the thing is america is the only country with a zombie apocalypse plan sooooo you'd need our help, and we have a super volcano since the majority of zombies will come from the east of america.we can make bunkers and tell you guys too and then somehow set our super volcano out, and yes america has a super volcano that will put the world in some sort of nuclear winter

  • @PootLoops
    @PootLoops 7 років тому +96

    The main reason we will survive a Zombie Apocalypse is because we are already aware of what a "zombie" is (give or take a few mechanics based on the show or game you played). A lot of these shows start with the premise of people not knowing what a zombie even is.

    • @sethjenson8219
      @sethjenson8219 7 років тому +9

      Poot Loops they could be totally different tho

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 років тому +1

      Even if we don't know what zombies are, we can kill them very fast and with very minimal risk
      The Internet and other communication methods would relay the fact that zombies can only be killed by destroying the brain
      We have ground, sea and air vehicles (zombies do not)
      If it's the slow zombies then we have nothing to worry about
      If it's the fast zombies, bring out the guns and medieval armor!

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 7 років тому +1

      They definitely wouldn't be like they are in fiction. The whole idea that the only way to kill them is by destroying the brain is impossible. In order to move around and for the brain to function at all they'd need a working heart too.

    • @sayanorasonic
      @sayanorasonic 7 років тому

      Sam Lemke obviously shooting the brain is much easier than shooting the heart. I dont get what you are trying say here

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 7 років тому +1

      Clarence John Alfonso In most zombie films or tv shows the only way to kill a zombie is destroying the brain, shooting or stabbing them anywhere else won't do anything. I'm saying that it's impossible for a zombie to exist if the brain was the only active organ.

  • @brandonsoto2406
    @brandonsoto2406 4 роки тому +105

    Corona virus starts.....UA-cam: let’s put this on the recommend page

  • @SecondThought
    @SecondThought  7 років тому +719

    Hey everyone! This video was originally intended to be part of a collaboration, hence the Saturday upload, but my collab partner decided to drop off the face of the earth at the last minute. Shame, it would have been cool. At any rate, enjoy the video!

    • @cup_check_official
      @cup_check_official 7 років тому +33

      Too bad. Pick your partners carefully you know like someone who wouldn't leave at the last minute. you know someone like me 😁

    • @cup_check_official
      @cup_check_official 7 років тому +50

      Tsar Productions he dropped off the face of the earth. His earth was flat, unfortunately

    • @fasihjaved5756
      @fasihjaved5756 7 років тому +3

      Tell Me This you clever duck

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 7 років тому +2

      who was your collab partner

    • @MeisterHaar
      @MeisterHaar 7 років тому +10

      i don't think so Tsar, he just recently made a collaboration with Wendover and rll it would really not make much sense to make two collabs so close to another also real life lore uploaded yesterday so that would make no sense it he was going to have collaboration the next day and also both are really good friends even studied together is think.
      I think its probably a newer smaller educational youtuber and my guess would be he will not say the name because 1. so people don't hat that youtuber and 2. so he does not get extra attention even though he didn't make a video

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta 7 років тому +274

    Do zombies still rot? If so gather all healthy humans behind a big wall and wait it out. Let all those zombies rot, in time they will be dealt with. Or as some say, cold win inhibit functionality for a zombie, and heat will make it rot even faster. Not a nice sight to behold but zombies are not immortal.

    • @theepicmaxgod9648
      @theepicmaxgod9648 7 років тому +26

      Masticina Akicta of course, but slowly, like a corpse, so you might have to wait several years, which might not seem like a lot, but a lot can happen. We blew threw several seasons of the walking dead within two years. (Two years in walking dead universe, not the time it took to make the episodes)

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 7 років тому +30

      Ah very true. Society will have changed after that, from our once big cities that we simply cant support anymore back to smaller societies, smaller groups and yes.. nondemocratic forms of government.
      I expect that different groups in different areas unable to contact each other will create different bubbles of power. Once the zombies are of the way it will be like mini countries.
      But yes first year will be HELL!

    • @chazgiustina8870
      @chazgiustina8870 7 років тому +52

      Actually zombies would have been gone by one month because the brain would decompose and the motor skills would be gone. Sorry to ruin your zombie dreams.

    • @Lily-xd1tg
      @Lily-xd1tg 7 років тому +3

      Masticina Akicta I think that's attack on titan

    • @kersey2734
      @kersey2734 7 років тому +13

      In the book WWZ, the zombie apocalypse only lasted a few months because all the zombies decomposed.

  • @niceguy1052
    @niceguy1052 7 років тому +165

    Pfffft, all you have to do is have a relative named Carl. CAAAAARRRRLLLLLL

  • @demonhearted8419
    @demonhearted8419 5 років тому +283

    You know what else is terrifying
    Having no WiFi

    • @Aria-zt2rc
      @Aria-zt2rc 5 років тому +3

      NUUUUUUUUUUU
      *deceased*

    • @xixian5196
      @xixian5196 5 років тому +3

      Demon hearted Ranked soldier
      I’ll only survive the apocalypse because I read this comment using 4G

    • @JeffreyHeffley-x1f
      @JeffreyHeffley-x1f 5 років тому +1

      World: *everything dies*
      Me: bummer
      Also me: *sees no WiFi network*
      Still me: Is this the end?

    • @johnboeger7499
      @johnboeger7499 5 років тому

      MY MOM!

    • @BCTIGUY3
      @BCTIGUY3 4 роки тому

      Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  • @ProTupper
    @ProTupper 7 років тому +137

    What if no one goes to the mall xd

    • @AdobeTracer
      @AdobeTracer 7 років тому

      Pro Tupper oh yeah lol xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx

    • @antikiller8472
      @antikiller8472 7 років тому +2

      Pro Tupper there are gonna be alot of idiots who will go to the mall as it's stocked with food and they will feel that the army can easily barricade it.

    • @makepforlife1422
      @makepforlife1422 7 років тому +5

      ßeez łeez ya it would be the perfect time to go shopping

    • @expertquickscopes9012
      @expertquickscopes9012 7 років тому +4

      Arjun Mitra
      the

    • @Meteo_sauce
      @Meteo_sauce 7 років тому

      Nova Shore black friday

  • @DJHJB5682
    @DJHJB5682 7 років тому +226

    Zombies cant eat me if i eat them

  • @Aaron-ph5dk
    @Aaron-ph5dk 7 років тому +453

    What about all the humans who want you stuff? since humans are still basically the main threat in a zombie outbreak

    • @Cameron-hu6hg
      @Cameron-hu6hg 7 років тому +31

      The idea that people would want your stuff is a stupid idea at the least. Sure, there may be some looting in the beginning, but during time of crisis, humans come together. It's why the human race has existed for so long. Of course, a crisis against other humans won't be so magical, but a crisis against a common enemy, in this case zombies, people would end up coming together in groups and rationing resources among themselves. The only thing I could see people end up fighting over would be food, but if a lot of people end up dying from bites/getting killed because they're zombies, that's a whole lot of food for a whole lot less people, which means a whole lot more time to make more food.

    • @Aaron-ph5dk
      @Aaron-ph5dk 7 років тому +3

      Cameron well stuff is a pretty broad word, and by stuff i ment food, medicine, gas, etc. if a zombie outbreak were to happen a majority in city/suburbs would get infected while everone eles would flock to the country. Since everyone went to the country they would start having encounters with other people, and those people who need stuff will take that stuff as necessary. Since as said in the video the smarter would not go and get supplies, but instead immediately evacuate would also have less stuff and more desperate for more of said "stuff"

    • @Reilly-Maresca
      @Reilly-Maresca 7 років тому +9

      There will be looters coming. The outbreak will last a few days tops as the police and military mow the zombies down but in those few days they'll be pretty busy. Looters can and will take this opportunity

    • @Cameron-hu6hg
      @Cameron-hu6hg 7 років тому +2

      +Aaron Valeros my argument is that so many people would die within the first week or so that all the 'stuff' people would be fighting for would be so plentiful, relative to the remaining population. It's kind of like how if there's a costco that serves 10,000 people daily, and they have enough food and supplies in stock to provide for 10,000 people daily for at least a week, if 50-75% of people end up dying in the outbreak area, that means the food and supplies would last 2-3 weeks instead of 1 week. Rationing products too would double the lifespan of the supplies as well. Why would people fight over something that isn't running low? Plus people have morals.

    • @diego2fuego869
      @diego2fuego869 7 років тому +2

      Aaron Valeros it's not s video game then people have morals

  • @hmartin1761
    @hmartin1761 4 роки тому +7

    The thing is, zombies can be killed pretty easy (theoretically). The thing to be worried about is other people. They will do anything for land, food. And, most importantly, survival. It's human nature to survive.

  • @neto812
    @neto812 7 років тому +643

    With my minecraft skills, I can survive anything.

    • @michealyoutube4911
      @michealyoutube4911 7 років тому +48

      Robin Henrik I love your picture. It suits your comment so well.

    • @connork.3855
      @connork.3855 7 років тому +11

      Well I can't argue with that

    • @juniorsoto7703
      @juniorsoto7703 7 років тому +13

      Robin Henrik dam seems legit

    • @josh-wr8gy
      @josh-wr8gy 7 років тому +12

      Robin Henrik Bet mine are better I play Roblox

    • @neto812
      @neto812 7 років тому +16

      Joshua Aguilera lol oinly kidsd plahy robolox

  • @JoelJames2
    @JoelJames2 6 років тому +13

    The only problem with your boat idea is that gasoline has an extremely limited shelf life. Even under ideal storage conditions (which is probably going to be hard to come by), gasoline can only last for three months before it is no longer dependable, if not useless. So if you're going to pile into a boat, you better have a plan in mind cause the boat is only a short term fix.
    Granted, if you manage to link up with one of those oil drilling platforms that is for some reason still operating, AND manage to find a refinery, you'll be fine. But that probably is not going to happen.

  • @SilvaRay
    @SilvaRay 5 років тому +171

    Eventually zombies would turn into skelotons because when u die ur body rots away and if the zombies rot away yay we survive
    Facts

    • @voidofspace
      @voidofspace 5 років тому

      don't

    • @hollyshay2112
      @hollyshay2112 5 років тому +19

      Yea.. I get what you are saying... If you want to get technical then when it rains then the rain would basically melt away the zombies and their rotting flesh would just slithering down their bodies and onto the ground right? I could definitely see that happening. However, they still don't and won't die unless you strike them in their temple.. You know what I mean? Plus, let's say that the rain could melt them away.. There is way too many of them and it doesn't rain throughout the entire world at one time. Plus I am pretty sure that once they eat brains and what not that it helps the zombies to keep themselves together. Even if it didn't. There is way too many people in this world to eliminate all zombies just like that.. That wouldn't happen.. You know

    • @gaugesilva6169
      @gaugesilva6169 5 років тому +6

      The parasite would be keeping the body and host alive making the body rot at a slower rate but yes eventually they will become skeletons

    • @richardkruger6376
      @richardkruger6376 5 років тому

      Best zombie survival advice: ua-cam.com/video/JhAqMMJQnDI/v-deo.html

    • @masonrothfus3546
      @masonrothfus3546 5 років тому

      Yes. I get this!

  • @emmanuelwilliamquinton9152
    @emmanuelwilliamquinton9152 Рік тому +5

    Things have changed on this channel and for the better

  • @xPantsMcGeex
    @xPantsMcGeex 7 років тому +69

    1. Don't dead.
    2. Open Inside.
    3. ???
    4. Profit

    • @OGStatic
      @OGStatic 7 років тому +8

      Evan Riddell I like how little and how much sense this makes at the same time.

    • @aRaskyl
      @aRaskyl 7 років тому +1

      3. Sell as waterfront property

    • @drazenovic9120
      @drazenovic9120 7 років тому

      Vay Hek Prime Y play warframe?

  • @wsphh2692
    @wsphh2692 5 років тому +68

    popped up in my recommended when i started watching zombie deer videos

    • @6luelights2
      @6luelights2 5 років тому

      Same lol

    • @encryptex2054
      @encryptex2054 5 років тому

      same

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 років тому

      if the Zombie deer disease evolved to infect humans...
      A zombie apocalypse will be under way.

    • @jovitasamoy1935
      @jovitasamoy1935 4 роки тому

      dats Real inid tu sorvive tu

  • @lassimattila6013
    @lassimattila6013 7 років тому +53

    What about using a nuclear powered aircraft carrier? You have enough fuel for decades and you could use the large surface area to grow food. You would also have missiles and ciws against boats.

    • @spartan8705
      @spartan8705 7 років тому +4

      You'll want that large surface area for aircraft to clear dry docks and ports to resupply (Could use Apaches and Chinooks for less space)

    • @SideStrafed
      @SideStrafed 7 років тому +23

      Lassi Mattila and how the fuck would you get your hands on one?

    • @lassimattila6013
      @lassimattila6013 7 років тому +5

      Zee Naught Team up with some navy people who knows how to operate it and then hijack it.

    • @milkboy2228
      @milkboy2228 7 років тому +3

      Zee Naught
      Hah. The advantages of living in America. If a zombie apocalypse happens all we have to so is head to Wal-Mart and we're set.

    • @dogpicture_
      @dogpicture_ 7 років тому +4

      Lassi Mattila it takes 3 to 5 thousand people to operate one.

  • @Madel1302
    @Madel1302 5 років тому +51

    Texans:
    You've just heed your last haw

  • @Cyra_Kyara
    @Cyra_Kyara 6 років тому +112

    Who will win?
    a Military soldier who is trained to defend the world?
    or
    a gamer who knows what they're going to do in this moment?

    • @benedictator4763
      @benedictator4763 6 років тому +10

      C
      all of the above

    • @snowyy8416
      @snowyy8416 6 років тому +4

      Gamer

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 6 років тому +7

      Jake Demonake both, the gamer will teach the soldier how to kill the zombies

    • @Vyrkhan
      @Vyrkhan 6 років тому +5

      what if the soldier is also a gamer? what if the gamer is just a noob like you? what if the soldier fks more than you?

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 6 років тому +3

      A fat dorky loser or a trained soldier? hmmm let me think.

  • @velix2242
    @velix2242 7 років тому +920

    "Could we survive?"
    Me:it depends on what kinda zombie is that?...
    if the type is Walkingdead..
    Probably..
    If the type is WWZ
    Nope..Nope..Nopee

    • @rafanaufal9702
      @rafanaufal9702 7 років тому +52

      Yep xD its terrifying

    • @brandon9172
      @brandon9172 7 років тому +98

      Well. I think in any case we'd be good. The vast majority of zombies would likely dehydrate fairly quickly. There's also starvation and the likelyhood that zombies would get attacked by wild animals such as bears, boars, feral dogs, cougars, wolves, coyotes, etc. They'd also likely be susceptible to temperature like we are. So most zombies would be killed off by freezing temperatures in the North.
      We're only fucked if the zombies somehow retain their ability to think.

    • @elggulol
      @elggulol 7 років тому +5

      Gaming Universe Wwz yes, if you have like cancer or something

    • @rafanaufal9702
      @rafanaufal9702 7 років тому +19

      Andreas Kucsek its World war Z.. A movie and a book if im not wrong.. The Zombies on that movie is Fast.. Like Human if its infected by rabies But stronger And have quick infection rate.. If you get bite.. Its only take 10 second And then you turn into zombies.. Its like a Evolution of Rabies that why Wwz Zombies Could posibly happen :(

    • @theomendez5789
      @theomendez5789 7 років тому +24

      Gaming Universe Left 4 dead zombies will where fucked

  • @generalgrievous4341
    @generalgrievous4341 7 років тому +6

    Literally just wait it out. It wouldn’t take long for them to decompose in the warmer areas, and they’re going to freeze to re-death in the colder areas.

  • @juampyvarela
    @juampyvarela 2 роки тому +7

    This channel has changed a lot in a couple of years.

  • @kennethscalendar3651
    @kennethscalendar3651 5 років тому +63

    or you try to kill patient zero before it spreads

    • @gari7450
      @gari7450 5 років тому +11

      the virus is airborne =)

    • @jasmineharris4434
      @jasmineharris4434 5 років тому

      Don't do that because that virus will already be there because they'll come back to life once you do that become a zombie so if you do that to your parents and their dead will come back and be a zombie and then they'll kill you even if you have the strongest weapon don't you

    • @vd6070
      @vd6070 5 років тому +2

      Killing Patient Zero of the infection is actually the best thing to do, especially if they've turned in front of your eyes. Don't hesitate to maul and maim Patient Zero no matter who or what they are. Unless it's Trump.... wait, no, ESPECIALLY if it's Trump!

  • @PhoneGamesPIXEL
    @PhoneGamesPIXEL 7 років тому +294

    Joke for Europe?
    ...gallon

    • @turun_ambartanen
      @turun_ambartanen 7 років тому +8

      PhoneGames PIXEL8221
      About 3.5 liters I think. Single units are ok. As long as they are the we'll known ones.

    • @hibye-ht1fr
      @hibye-ht1fr 7 років тому +2

      PhoneGames PIXEL8221 Europe is not the only continent who use metric

    • @turun_ambartanen
      @turun_ambartanen 7 років тому +3

      +hi bye
      yeah, oficially only three countries use the Imperial system.

    • @littlebigplatinum7013
      @littlebigplatinum7013 7 років тому +4

      Yeah I hate the imperials like blowing up planets and all. Damn I like to be the republic.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 7 років тому +10

      A gallon is 3.96 liters, so the real joke is on those paying the same price for what is essentially a forth the amount of fuel.

  • @MrDoob-xo3sm
    @MrDoob-xo3sm 7 років тому +623

    im too slow to be first :(
    but fast enough to
    have a second thought about that statement

    • @ryankim2961
      @ryankim2961 7 років тому

      Mr. Doob or those ducking clickers and bloaters from the last of us, Jesus duck theyre... Hideous

    • @MrDoob-xo3sm
      @MrDoob-xo3sm 7 років тому

      mmm

    • @satoshinakamoto6106
      @satoshinakamoto6106 7 років тому

      Provocateur What?!

    • @Ithinkso11
      @Ithinkso11 7 років тому +1

      Mr. Doob I

    • @KnivesUpKill
      @KnivesUpKill 7 років тому +2

      someone explain to my dumbass

  • @typicalperson6389
    @typicalperson6389 3 роки тому +12

    We need perks too, of course.
    We don’t want our hands to be slow, or be big and sluggish-

  • @serg331
    @serg331 7 років тому +264

    Lol what if the birds become infected.

    • @acezgaming402
      @acezgaming402 7 років тому +8

      Serg they will be bird flu

    • @el_rusotv3749
      @el_rusotv3749 7 років тому +31

      The decaying meat and organs will make it impossible for birds to fly

    • @bigzcutler1594
      @bigzcutler1594 7 років тому +12

      What about mosquitoes?

    • @codegeass1100
      @codegeass1100 7 років тому +4

      what if air is infected by zombies?

    • @hattrickgames7395
      @hattrickgames7395 7 років тому +6

      birds are immune to most things that humans can get so if they go infected then that would be bad

  • @Wolfy00000
    @Wolfy00000 5 років тому +16

    Islands and boats actually have a good chance to encounter zombies. Bodies float and zombies are just dead people/creatures, so some of them could float to your water base (these zombies are usually nicknamed floaters). The oil rig would be the best bet since it takes an elevator or a ladder to get on. Oil rigs are also self abstaining, having a ton of food already on it, a water purifying system, plenty of shelter, gets power from the oil or from solar panels, and you are able to set up a farm. Plus, oil rigs tend to have a radio in the control room. If there is anything I missed, please tell me.

  • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
    @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 3 роки тому +17

    Zombie movies and games usually portray the takeover as something that happened almost instantly, but in reality in most places everyone would be inside pretty quickly, and it would take zombies a long time to break into buildings full of people with some weaponary. Honestly I can’t realistically imagine the humans loosing, because they start out with far greater numbers, better weaponary and exponentially higher intelligence.

    • @theluminousone5883
      @theluminousone5883 Рік тому +1

      Hell, for all we know there could already be zombies and we might not know it.
      I mean it's hard enough for a Living human to break through a coffin. Imagine an extremely retarded, heavily gimped creature that probably too weak to open a can of soda and literally falls apart when it walks.

  • @lazytime3126
    @lazytime3126 3 роки тому +15

    Fun fact: zombies can decompose, they are basically undead in a corpse or infected but dead body, so a zombie apocalypse might last for only a few months unless you survive long enough.

    • @Noms_Chompsky
      @Noms_Chompsky Рік тому +2

      So long as we have maggot farms for that good ice fishin' I fear no zombie apocalypse

  • @velix2242
    @velix2242 7 років тому +593

    "Locate the mall, then don't go there..."
    Why the fuck do u need to locate the mall then??

    • @pingatinga9871
      @pingatinga9871 7 років тому +124

      Gaming Universe so you know where to stay away from?

    • @ryandugan3295
      @ryandugan3295 7 років тому +14

      it was a joke dumbass.. b8 ?

    • @velix2242
      @velix2242 7 років тому +7

      John Stevenson would it be better? to find a place to stay ,instead of the place to stay away..

    • @pingatinga9871
      @pingatinga9871 7 років тому +17

      Gaming Universe I don't think so, you should know where the zombie hotspots are so you can find a spot thats a good distance away from them.

    • @kungpow8062
      @kungpow8062 7 років тому +13

      It was a joke, referring to many "zombie survival guides" that state you should go to a mall.

  • @nagapandian
    @nagapandian 5 років тому +74

    If it happened when I was in a school, this is the scenario:
    Teacher: everyone get behind cover!
    Me: ORA ORA ORA ORA
    Everyone: the heck are you doing?,
    Me: I GOT ThIS YALL
    Also me: *dies*

    • @nevify
      @nevify 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a jojo reference?!

    • @erikcisneros3913
      @erikcisneros3913 4 роки тому +1

      Or why not shout out ZA WARUDO

  • @crazybrothersstudio9863
    @crazybrothersstudio9863 7 років тому +168

    *VIDEO:* First Things That Come to Mind Are Guns, Bats, and Huge Truck Things With a Huge Armored Bumper
    *ME:* Y'all are Crazy. First Thing That Came to Mind Was Boats. Other Items Include Food and Water...
    Ugh.

    • @zainasif1673
      @zainasif1673 7 років тому

      Crazy Brothers Studio So you rather not have weapons?

    • @daffyduck5661
      @daffyduck5661 7 років тому +10

      Dude if he had a boat he would escape faster, I'm pretty sure a boat is better then a weapon

    • @tydina1247
      @tydina1247 7 років тому +2

      Steal somebody tesla

    • @vsgilly3035
      @vsgilly3035 6 років тому +1

      Crazy Brothers Studio me too I mean zombies can't swim

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 6 років тому

      a boat would help. for a while. for a relative few of those relatively few who can get on one without the infection boarding with them.
      this excludes nearly everyone who cant make it to the coast before an outbreak reaches them, which, depending the particular zombie lore, can be a lot of people (we're-all-infected scenarios are an automatic out)
      and everyone who does make it to the coast but doesnt have access to a safe/personal boat
      and then those who do make it to sea on a vessel that isnt zombie-covered arent going to live particularly sustainable lifestyles
      theyre unable to drink the water, and not all will have thought ahead and prepared themselves to purify saltwater and catch+prepare fish for possibly years
      depending again on your zombie lore, fishermen might have to worry about catching the infection from whatever they drag up
      storms and wintertime will be rough, killing off everyone who tries rafting
      overpopulated ships will always suffer mass starvation and depending on the nature of your infection then that could mean everyone onboard is done as soon as people start dying
      do note that you cant scavenge for or create ammunition or particularly useful weaponry at sea, youve got what you brought with you, and youd better take really good care of it, because the salty air will corrode it, and youre not getting it fixed if it breaks
      if the goal is to make it to another, presumably safe landmass, you might have a chance, just hope that you can actually make that journey, and that the landmass is indeed safe, which it wouldnt be if we were actually talking about an _apocalypse_
      added to all of this is the fact that if the folks on land find a solution to their problems youre probably not going to hear about it, and if the infection makes its way to you, you might just kickstart a second apocalypse when you get back

  • @carriegoodman5450
    @carriegoodman5450 5 років тому +82

    0:51
    LUCILLE ( only people who watch twd will know)

  • @zachlowe413
    @zachlowe413 5 років тому +12

    "You Cannot Rest There Are Monsters Near By."

  • @Bill-rr5el
    @Bill-rr5el 7 років тому +51

    I got to round 70+ in zombies so....

  • @Gabriel-jg5wh
    @Gabriel-jg5wh 5 років тому +356

    Gamers be like: *My time has come*

    • @totallytoaster0426
      @totallytoaster0426 5 років тому +3

      @@cheesestabber5785 Trained in Taekwondo for 2 yrs (brown belt)
      Dunno about the running thing tho

    • @totallytoaster0426
      @totallytoaster0426 5 років тому +3

      @@cheesestabber5785 I've learned that people only Bully other cause either they are bullied themselves or they are trying to look tough so that they won't be bullied

    • @BlazingThunderbolt
      @BlazingThunderbolt 5 років тому +2

      You are heck right man

    • @Ryan-xl6ko
      @Ryan-xl6ko 5 років тому +2

      Doctor: do you want postmortem?

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 років тому +1

      @@totallytoaster0426 aight

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 4 роки тому +1

    Zombie trap: windchime hung outside an open third-story window. Zombies hear chimes, zombies climb stairs, zombies fall out and break bones, and repeat until immobile.

  • @childeater7327
    @childeater7327 6 років тому +16

    Can’t die in the zombie apocalypse if you are the zombie apocalypse

  • @Pokemon_Doge
    @Pokemon_Doge 7 років тому +87

    I can only imagine all the 11 year old dorks that thought they would killed all of them try and find an AK 47 but instead finds a walker and thinks this is his chance so he grabs like a pipe or something charges at it and died a loser

    • @hadweethegr8733
      @hadweethegr8733 6 років тому +7

      Pokemon Doge lucky I'm 12.

    • @xatanias
      @xatanias 6 років тому +13

      Your reaction is still going to be pretty much the same

    • @-DarkAvenger-
      @-DarkAvenger- 6 років тому

      Hahahhahahaha lmfao

    • @soul-candii3184
      @soul-candii3184 6 років тому +14

      let them die then. natural selection. we'd have more resources for the more capable anyways

    • @kwamp684
      @kwamp684 6 років тому

      Pokemon Doge so true lmfao

  • @zachinapocrising9193
    @zachinapocrising9193 5 років тому +16

    zombie apocalypse will never wipe us out, because predators such as maggots or even crows.

  • @cocolitaas
    @cocolitaas 5 років тому +13

    Baseball bats? *Lucille and Negan have entered the chat*

  • @mdty5190
    @mdty5190 7 років тому +81

    When you're allergic to fishes and seafood...screw the water ima fly.

  • @blackhagalaz
    @blackhagalaz 7 років тому +68

    The most who think about a zombie apocalypse are thinking about getting guns to defend themselves... well that would be a good idea if you live in america. Here in europe for example guns are not so easy to take hands on, for there are not mutch stores where you could grab some. The european zombie outbreak would be a lot more "Kingdom"-style I guess, with tons of self-crafted weapons. And the reenactors who consider themselves lucky and have a longswort nearby XD

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 років тому +8

      Improvised weapons are easy to make
      The Riot Police with their shields and guns would kill countless zombies
      Honestly, vampires and werewolves are more troublesome

    • @blackhagalaz
      @blackhagalaz 7 років тому +3

      Well improvised weapons of knife/swort-type... sure. But I dont think many people know how to craft a gun-type-weapon or a crossbow. There are of course some guns and rifles out there, but not that many like in the us. Thats what I meant with "kingdom-style" more spears and pitchforks XD

    • @charliecaspar228
      @charliecaspar228 7 років тому +2

      blackhagalaz you do realize we don’t just have gun stores as every corner it’s not like everyone in America has a gun just there in there house

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 років тому +5

      A single Molotov cocktail would burn away an entire zombie horde
      Zombies and their brains are not fireproof

    • @F22raptorC
      @F22raptorC 6 років тому +1

      I have the knowledge to use some farmer tools and craft a firelauncer
      I'm good to go
      I live in the country side

  • @Pokemon_Doge
    @Pokemon_Doge 7 років тому +64

    I see it now all the little kids trying to find a bazooka and eventually finds a pistol has no idea how to ACTUALLY use it and dies

    • @_spicewell3976
      @_spicewell3976 7 років тому +7

      Pokemon Doge they're too confident. So I called them zombie fanboys.

    • @-DarkAvenger-
      @-DarkAvenger- 6 років тому

      Lmfao true true

    • @kanged5857
      @kanged5857 6 років тому +4

      Pokemon Doge killing a zombie can be as difficult as killing a human. Bazooka cant be found in places where people live unless you in Afganistan. A pistol is alot more useful. Only problem is that its way to loud.

    • @viperish6103
      @viperish6103 6 років тому

      I know how to shoot weapons because I'm not stupid

    • @roadsigncheems1566
      @roadsigncheems1566 6 років тому

      Lucky for me my father who was in The Army decided it’s okay to teach his son (me) to fire a weapon safely and professionally I know everything I need to know what ammo it takes what pistol or other weapon it is and how to use it but still if I ran into like 5 I’d just shoot like 1 and run away

  • @verxintRising
    @verxintRising 4 роки тому +1

    Bikes are the constantly overlooked and underrated vehicle of the apocalypse.

  • @jp__878
    @jp__878 7 років тому +26

    Be that one guy who dies to a CAT 5 hurricane during a zombie apocalypse.

  • @darthvader2067
    @darthvader2067 5 років тому +13

    Best country
    Sealand
    Depends on if you think it’s a country

  • @thezedena3378
    @thezedena3378 6 років тому +277

    *gamers rise up*

    • @shashaking383
      @shashaking383 5 років тому +1

      Time to load a gun

    • @CV-TNAA
      @CV-TNAA 5 років тому +5

      ooohhh
      Gamer survival group
      where Gamer(s) group together to survive the apocalypse.

    • @givemesubslol
      @givemesubslol 5 років тому

      I will have a porter x2 ray gun atleast :D

    • @idkanymore1427
      @idkanymore1427 5 років тому +4

      Cringe

    • @joandaniels9241
      @joandaniels9241 5 років тому

      *Minecraft theme plays*

  • @PolarisStudios1
    @PolarisStudios1 4 роки тому +47

    2017: survive zombies video
    2020: survive covid-19

    • @marinmarkus3111
      @marinmarkus3111 4 роки тому +1

      covid-19 = zombie apocalypse hahaha

    • @fallenguardian5240
      @fallenguardian5240 4 роки тому

      Dino John fr tho

    • @rabbitmilk1886
      @rabbitmilk1886 4 роки тому

      @@marinmarkus3111 no

    • @fearbuxziiz1158
      @fearbuxziiz1158 4 роки тому

      It could mutate to zombie-like state. Its hard to explain but my mom got corona virus and she just staring at the wall and starts to twitch out when i call her name.

    • @PolarisStudios1
      @PolarisStudios1 4 роки тому

      Fear Buxziiz fair enough although that could be a symptom of something else I’m not saying your wrong but I would imagine it’s more likely to be dementia

  • @mashiro3210
    @mashiro3210 5 років тому +45

    zombie apocalypse: possible to happen
    gamers: it’s free real estate

  • @Xrayhighs
    @Xrayhighs 7 років тому +65

    how to survive?
    communicate!
    if there happens to be enough survivors to keep humanity alive, you need to get them all on board to work together. Nothing is more important than trust and community when society falls apart. Zombies are for sure one initial danger, but the new environment they create on a social level is what makes them(and other catastrophe) so dangerous.
    The points about medicine and water/food are right, yet, they only focus on the body. Mental health is just as important, too. Losing close loved ones or dramatic events can cause PTSD and other issues. But especially in a dangerous environment its most important to act and work without a doubt.
    We are social animals, and this is keeping us alive all along.
    Together we can figure things out.
    #micdrop

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 7 років тому +5

      John Manedrake I'm not social
      I'm a cat

    • @AdobeTracer
      @AdobeTracer 7 років тому +1

      John Manedrake I agree, no humans should be killing each other. A post apocalyptic time is when every human stays together for the greater good to stay strong.

    • @viscount1635
      @viscount1635 7 років тому +1

      John Manedrake Eh, I'll stay alone then kill other people for fun.

    • @igloo614
      @igloo614 7 років тому

      Carlo Ducos With your pfp you won't get very far

    • @braydenanderson8132
      @braydenanderson8132 7 років тому +1

      John Manedrake humans could potentially be more dangerous than the zombies

  • @7Sinxs
    @7Sinxs 5 років тому +8

    This word can destroy all zombies.
    "You're not you when you're hungry.
    Here a snicker."

  • @SuperbananaGaming
    @SuperbananaGaming 5 років тому +4

    If a zombie apocalypse happens at all somehow I hope everyone is smart enough to take the apocalypse down quick

  • @elijones4920
    @elijones4920 7 років тому +62

    My type of video

  • @rvanhees89
    @rvanhees89 6 років тому +25

    If you have the actual knowhow and knowledge and access to nature areas (as in non-urban areas) you can opt for a hunter-gatherer lifestyle.
    It costs less energy to forage than it takes for sedentary lifestyle.

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 6 років тому +3

      No, it doesn't take less energy to forage than it does to sit around doing nothing. I don't think you know what a sedentary lifestyle is. It by definition means you DON'T expend a lot of energy. Think couch potatoes. Conversely, gathering food requires a LOT of time and energy - so much that some animals don't have time to do anything else.

  • @dare3634
    @dare3634 5 років тому +46

    I just heard about zombie deer disease I'm hear now

  • @iirxsey1874
    @iirxsey1874 5 років тому +15

    0:47 oh hi there Lucille. Haven't seen you in a long time-