Why The Zombie Apocalypse Would Fail Quickly

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  • @robertcremin3291
    @robertcremin3291 8 років тому +3054

    Let's be honest, Australia would just bully the zombies until they die, Australians would just go about normally, everything is already trying to kill them

    • @cainsoren8963
      @cainsoren8963 8 років тому +126

      Yeah... Pretty much. Plus there's so much unoccupied space and islands that we could probably just call dibs and then just live for like 20 years zombie free. I called dibs on an island already guys. Don't Take My Island!!!!!!! : OOOO

    • @dezhuh9728
      @dezhuh9728 7 років тому +37

      Honestly, all Australia has to do is prevent anyone from coming into the country and isolating anyone who has come from foreign countries. But it depends where an outbreak began, in which case Aus would be safe if it began in Europe, Asia, North America, etc.

    • @TheSpiritBeing
      @TheSpiritBeing 7 років тому +39

      Suicide bombers would work well against a zombie hoard.

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 7 років тому +13

      6ix Paster they are also the country that basically said yeah you can have like half the country it's useless desert anyway in WW2

    • @marlonmillan7895
      @marlonmillan7895 7 років тому +19

      Robert Cremin That, or the animals get to them first.

  • @fedos
    @fedos 8 років тому +4193

    The take away is that your zombie prep plan should include an ocelot.

    • @johannesheitz920
      @johannesheitz920 8 років тому +62

      no you need a Wolf against a dog and an ocelot against the exploding cucumbers

    • @johannesheitz920
      @johannesheitz920 8 років тому +13

      +Johannes Heitz *Zombie
      not dog >.

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 8 років тому +42

      Yeeeaaah!! *DANGER ZOONE!!*
      LET'S GO BABOU!!

    • @joshuacastillo798
      @joshuacastillo798 8 років тому +6

      you're awesome for that reference

    • @Rj-vr9uc
      @Rj-vr9uc 8 років тому +33

      BABOU!!

  • @MLGRACCOON
    @MLGRACCOON 7 років тому +1159

    A zombie outbreak wouldn't last long because they would just decay to quick from the weather conditions, maggots , flies...etc.

    • @therafaelalvarez
      @therafaelalvarez 7 років тому +10

      MLGRACCOON Indeed

    • @trevorvuckovich1642
      @trevorvuckovich1642 7 років тому +7

      MLGRACCOON it takes months to fully decay

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 7 років тому +54

      Tre Vuckovich Even if they would be rotting they would fall apart while moving faster. I like twd but zombies being so strong is stupidest thing about that show. Also than most guns don't have recoil there bothers me more than it should.

    • @__Jesus_is_God__
      @__Jesus_is_God__ 7 років тому +24

      Tre Vuckovich muscle are one the first things to go. Bones make it last.

    • @kokomine578
      @kokomine578 7 років тому +7

      Damn son where'd you find this. The older seasons show that the walkers are actually decaying and that their skin can he peeled off easy but yes the old walkers shouldn't be so strong. no recoil on guns pisses me off tooXD

  • @red-gi6hx
    @red-gi6hx 4 роки тому +285

    Competent militaries: exist
    Zombie Apocalypse: *That wasnt supposed to happen*

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 3 роки тому +25

      Yea that’s my problem with the crossed comics version. Like sure there smarter and stronger. But there still just random civilians with no basic attack structure or strategy

    • @KidnapT
      @KidnapT 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ttegegg imagine being so trash that you handle the best weapon in the world and gone through military training and still getting kill by a fricking weak zombie

  • @leokrupp4442
    @leokrupp4442 8 років тому +312

    "So throw a rock and you'll probably hit a gun. Pick up that gun and shoot a zombie."

    • @eurtz876
      @eurtz876 7 років тому

      Leo Krupp lol

    • @DJET723
      @DJET723 7 років тому +3

      I don't think we have that many guns, especially not just lying around

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander 6 років тому

      Daniel Contino 1.12 per person

  • @mankind-redefined1982
    @mankind-redefined1982 8 років тому +4225

    I always found it odd how in zombie movies there are tanks with dead soldiers inside. You're telling me mindless, predatorial corpses overpowered a 30 ton titanium death machine designed for military artillery against conscious, technologically advanced humans with similar technology?

    • @boombob8281
      @boombob8281 8 років тому +284

      Well... Someone could get bit and then go into a tank.

    • @greyhansenndelara9082
      @greyhansenndelara9082 8 років тому +339

      +Boom Bob Unlikely. The only time a tank crew open their hatch in a zombie apocalypse to scout out the surroundings instead of using the camera's that provide 360° view is when the zombies around it have been shot off by the RCWS mounted atop the tank.

    • @heaxen_1503
      @heaxen_1503 8 років тому +110

      +Grey Hansenn De Lara he meant one of the tank operators went into the tank already infected

    • @greyhansenndelara9082
      @greyhansenndelara9082 8 років тому +281

      +Heaxen Valle Oh? How would the tank crew not know if one of their operators is/are infected? You'd think they'd verify the operator first before they let him in, after all verification of identity and status in a warzone or apocalypse is an actual procedure followed by most armies in the world.

    • @heaxen_1503
      @heaxen_1503 8 років тому +50

      Grey Hansenn De Lara it could happen before they identify the virus or what is happening

  • @DrewLSsix
    @DrewLSsix 8 років тому +283

    It's funny that all the outbreaks are zombie related. There's rarely a vampire or mummy outbreak.

    • @risingscum1865
      @risingscum1865 8 років тому +43

      How exactly would Mummies get anywhere near the Americas? Would they just take a plane or something?

    • @risingscum1865
      @risingscum1865 8 років тому +14

      +Vulcannicus DONT QUESTION IT!

    • @cuachogaidh
      @cuachogaidh 8 років тому +8

      I am Legend was a vampire outbreak

    • @cuachogaidh
      @cuachogaidh 8 років тому +1

      there are already mummies in the Americas, Mayan, Aztec and other South American Native had both mummies and pyramids

    • @rhinoburger
      @rhinoburger 8 років тому +20

      Yeah, but vampires are just smart zombies. The zombie/ vampires in I am Legend were more like wild predators.

  • @rhazortrhazort3003
    @rhazortrhazort3003 4 роки тому +883

    "All Governments are urging citizens to stay inside" Yes, apparently that would not work

    • @RED-sl2le
      @RED-sl2le 3 роки тому +20

      😲☝️
      😬✊

    • @BoindilTwoBlades
      @BoindilTwoBlades 3 роки тому +43

      Hindsight is 2020

    • @ElizaGWR
      @ElizaGWR 3 роки тому +5

      @@BoindilTwoBlades Good Pun.

    • @cbingham.mp4
      @cbingham.mp4 3 роки тому +22

      Karens: *zombies aren't constitutional!*

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 3 роки тому +4

      @Midas That isn't communist, that's a joke

  • @realnickotine
    @realnickotine 7 років тому +115

    "Necrophiliacs feeling conflicted" I fucking LOST it.

  • @frostedcancerflakes621
    @frostedcancerflakes621 7 років тому +1081

    Maybe the zombies would spare me if I played some thriller and gave them some Canadian maple syrup

    • @MichaelDavis-yr3cd
      @MichaelDavis-yr3cd 7 років тому +40

      Gamerborn nah theyd just apologize the hole time for their behavior and improper manners

    • @floppytheflapyyt5046
      @floppytheflapyyt5046 7 років тому +4

      Gamerborn give them some norwegian fish

    • @oscarpine7145
      @oscarpine7145 7 років тому +7

      Gamerborn if michel jackson became a zombie thats the first thing anyone would do

    • @dariusmccaskill354
      @dariusmccaskill354 7 років тому +10

      Gamerborn followed by an apology

    • @nickstudios268
      @nickstudios268 7 років тому +1

      Gamerborn please do...

  • @alazyanimations5006
    @alazyanimations5006 5 років тому +855

    zombie infection: hits Texas
    Texas: grabs guns "you just yeed your last haw"

  • @Ginko77
    @Ginko77 6 років тому +609

    *Plot Twist : It was an airborne disease*

    • @Al-ir6vb
      @Al-ir6vb 6 років тому +52

      wear eye, mouth and nose protection whilst curb stomping the zombie hoard.

    • @zombiedalekweck2243
      @zombiedalekweck2243 6 років тому +22

      THEN EVERYONE WHOULD DIE AND WE WHOULD FUCKING DECOMPOSE AND IF THERE'S ANY HUMANS LEFT THE PLANET IS FUCKING YOURS

    • @thegreatgerman9285
      @thegreatgerman9285 5 років тому +6

      *oh* *shit*

    • @Habibak
      @Habibak 5 років тому +4

      Oh no

    • @obi-wankenobi4072
      @obi-wankenobi4072 5 років тому +1

      ZombieDalek Weck Grammar?

  • @kingthe13
    @kingthe13 8 років тому +40

    damn it not even a zombie outbreak can get school cancelled anymore

    • @Fr8monkey
      @Fr8monkey 8 років тому +5

      +kingthe13 A 1/4 inch of snow = no school. Zombie outbreak = not even a 2 hour delay.

  • @dazidspore2422
    @dazidspore2422 8 років тому +246

    We have nukes bombs tanks drones and guns, it's impossible humanity wouldn't survive a zombie attack

    • @dazidspore2422
      @dazidspore2422 8 років тому +11

      Thee Apollo isnt the virus of zombies supposed to spread through the zombies biting you? if we kill them, it wouldnt spread

    • @dazidspore2422
      @dazidspore2422 8 років тому +10

      Thee Apollo yeah, but when we are talking about zombies, we are usually talking about the kind we see in movies, which the disease always spreads through the zombie biting you, a zombie virus can not exist anyways, but im are saying that if a zombie apocalypse were to happen as we see it in movies, only a couple hundred thousand, maybe just a couple ten thousand people would die

    • @comradesillyotter1537
      @comradesillyotter1537 8 років тому +1

      Airborne diseases aren't extremely frightening with the right steps.

    • @notaweeb9894
      @notaweeb9894 7 років тому +6

      DazidSpore24 Btw a Nuke would end humanity as well, "The nuclear winter" have you heard of it?

    • @mohawkmohican8611
      @mohawkmohican8611 7 років тому +9

      Not a weeb people have dropped nukes before, a nuclear winter wouldnt end humanity

  • @pain_rain609
    @pain_rain609 7 років тому +340

    1:00 giraffes somehow loose everywhere... the last of us maybe?!

    • @iommic7981
      @iommic7981 6 років тому +1

      knuckleT19 thats what i thought too lol

    • @owenrodriguez4966
      @owenrodriguez4966 6 років тому +1

      knuckleT19 that was one of my favorite scenes!

    • @n0where189
      @n0where189 5 років тому

      Zombie Giraffes?

  • @eddietorres1313
    @eddietorres1313 6 років тому +150

    *necrophiliacs feeling conflicted*

  • @subtomariopantsplz9428
    @subtomariopantsplz9428 7 років тому +217

    10/10 acting

  • @Tula1940_LB
    @Tula1940_LB 8 років тому +1556

    Wait, "zombies"? You claim these things called "zombies" can't survive outside for long, are slow and unfit, and make strange sounds.... Are you talking about the modern human?

    • @TARIALEXISS
      @TARIALEXISS 8 років тому +10

      Ha banter

    • @noahschlogl4739
      @noahschlogl4739 8 років тому +58

      Yes, but humans have one thing that zombies do not....Self Preservation

    • @mahdidiyab3659
      @mahdidiyab3659 8 років тому +16

      dude I don't think a zombie could jump in the air and kill some military planes/choppers and anyways the military has weapons we do not know about XD and a good shotgun that will blow away half of the zombies body would kill em too😅😂

    • @launch4
      @launch4 8 років тому +38

      Dude look up any of the videos of Black Friday Shopping. Even better have the 28 Days Later soundtrack going in the background while watching.

    • @mahdidiyab3659
      @mahdidiyab3659 8 років тому +5

      +launch4
      HAHAHAHHAA OMG THIS JUST MADE MY DAY 😂😂😂😂😂!!!
      you're just great bruh!😂👌

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 8 років тому +44

    Every episode of The Walking Dead:
    - I need to go outside for some reason.
    - Oh no, a Zombie. Well it's just one, I can kill it.
    - Oh no, a million zombies! How did I not see them before? I _could_ out-walk them a this point, but I think I'll run and panic in stead.
    - Oh no, I tripped on the nothing that was lying on the ground. I guess I'll have to crawl from now on, cause I've never fallen before in my life and my parents never taught me how to get back up.
    - Oh no, I'm being eaten by a stumbling dead thing that lacks fine motor skills. Oh well.

    • @xUltimatexInstinctx
      @xUltimatexInstinctx 8 років тому +1

      +Ze Rubenator Ya i really think the first season is the only one that did zombies right. After that there not scary and you feel no tension

    • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்
      @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக் 8 років тому +1

      *"I'm being eaten by a stumbling dead thing that lacks fine motor skills"*
      Or a healthy teeth.. or a canine teeth for that matter.

    • @deathlegionair
      @deathlegionair 8 років тому

      +விஷ்ணு கார்த்திக் humans have canines, its just most people dont have them developed for predatory use. If you live on a more meat based diet for a majority of your life, your teeth will adapt to that diet as an omnivore.

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 8 років тому

      +Ze Rubenator The worst ones are...oh no an extremely slow crawling zombie just bit my ankle how did I not see it...

    • @srwapo
      @srwapo 8 років тому

      These days, all I think is that every survivor on that show must have killed at least 1,000 zombies each. And that's without any concentrated effort to cull the hordes. How are that many still around?!

  • @FireBreathingDapperBoi
    @FireBreathingDapperBoi 3 роки тому +175

    “Stay inside and stay safe. Don’t worry, it’s easy”. Well that aged like milk

    • @donichiro
      @donichiro 2 роки тому +2

      Oof

    • @TickletimeTom-sc9dt
      @TickletimeTom-sc9dt 2 місяці тому

      I think people might react diffrently to a zombie outbreak then to a virus that for most people was really chill

  • @Hammer_Of_Olympia
    @Hammer_Of_Olympia 8 років тому +292

    Our luck our planet would get the Left 4 Dead zombies

    • @masterofdisguise1112
      @masterofdisguise1112 8 років тому +17

      might as well cry if that happens

    • @Zachary133
      @Zachary133 8 років тому +3

      Or the world war Z zombies ...Tbh We'd probably kill ourself's off if we had them by injecting ourself's with every lethal disease infront of us xD

    • @tuxedomask697
      @tuxedomask697 8 років тому +19

      Emotional Goon actually it be easier to take out those zombies because if you are sick they don't attack you and are attracted to loud noise so the military would just make noise in a big area and carpet bomb them

    • @misstaniataylor
      @misstaniataylor 8 років тому +3

      Emotional Goon well lucky me i got Asthma so i am not a good host

    • @ORCA4312
      @ORCA4312 8 років тому +14

      Those aren't zombies. Might as well fear a witch outbreak.

  • @Moth777
    @Moth777 8 років тому +342

    a "zombie" apocalypse could not happen however a disease that is highly contagious and is similar to a "zombies" behavior could happen.

    • @Ben-dr9kh
      @Ben-dr9kh 8 років тому +31

      There actually are two diseases I know of which have zombie-like symptoms: Rabies and Cordyceps (Which is the fungus in The Last of us). Rabies might not be very infectious right now, but if pathogens are known for one thing, it's mutating and Cordyceps might only infect insects at the moment, but if there's another thing diseases are known for, it's jumping from one species to another.

    • @andyrossi6073
      @andyrossi6073 8 років тому +5

      Also Mad Cow Disease!

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 8 років тому +26

      Golden Bird fungal infections in warm blooded animals are extremely uncommon to the point where it's theorized that we evolved warm blood to avoid fungus. Plus the only times illnesses cross species is when people are around them extremely often like flu from pigs, and I don't see anyone farming Amazon ants. Rabies on the other hand is more likely but still not very, it could even be possible to wipe it out like they did in the UK.

    • @Ben-dr9kh
      @Ben-dr9kh 8 років тому

      TheObsidianX I did not know that about fungal infections, but ants and termites are around humans pretty much all the time.

    • @guyfarting430
      @guyfarting430 8 років тому +1

      Loonatic Life
      The U.S government actually has plans for if a zombie apocalypse ever happened.

  • @sophiecarlberg
    @sophiecarlberg 8 років тому +15

    In New Mexico, we have something called "mini-spring" where the weather gets inexplicably hot for two weeks in February and then gets cold again for no reason.
    So, we're good.

    • @toiddoid7273
      @toiddoid7273 8 років тому

      Hello fellow New Mexican 😛

    • @Akwatypus
      @Akwatypus 8 років тому

      +Sophie Carlberg
      Wow, we have the opposite in the Northern countries. Just when we are starting to enjoy the fact that spring is coming, bam - a week or two of winter again, sometimes with a lot of snow. But it all goes away pretty quickly.

  • @mr.nutcracker8957
    @mr.nutcracker8957 3 роки тому +61

    "Stay indoors?! But I want my hair done! Zombies are sure a hoax anyways"

  • @Oakship166
    @Oakship166 6 років тому +758

    Walking dead just got shut down

    • @steveo9009
      @steveo9009 6 років тому +26

      Oakship166
      walking dead shut itself down

    • @cawheeler27
      @cawheeler27 6 років тому +34

      Walking dead tried to get around this with everyone on Earth being infected simultaneously, because magic.

    • @frankieschickenwings
      @frankieschickenwings 6 років тому +4

      Dude they didn’t know what zombies were in TWD.

    • @doctorwebman
      @doctorwebman 6 років тому +7

      Caleb Wheeler It's called an extraterrestrial nanobot pathogen specifically designed to infect most people without the infection being noticable until it is time to initiate the walker apocalypse. It then is programmed to be activated (all are infected) by saliva penetrating skin. The nanobots cause decay to slow down with time, and can assemble just a little flesh from human flesh unto the rotting corpse. The nanobots are already in the skull, and when someone dies, the skull becomes soft, which is why it is so easy to sink a blade into it.

    • @troyan2311
      @troyan2311 6 років тому +1

      Christopher Johnson wow just, wow.

  • @Randomfactchecker
    @Randomfactchecker 8 років тому +271

    The threat is other people not zombies. If you don't think certain people/groups will take the momentary chaos as an opportunity to do shit they never could normally do you're in for a big surprise. The zombies aren't the apocalypse they're the catalyst

    • @CouncilOfTheLostGoats
      @CouncilOfTheLostGoats 7 років тому +30

      One of the great aspects of humans is the fact that most people aren't bad. We've lived for 200,000 years completely based on our ability to, generally, work really well together and adapt accordingly. If there's chaos, chances are most people are going to do everything they can to help each other out to survive while to just completely decimating the people who are killing others.

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 7 років тому

      Gabriel Ivarsson 9B TE no the wouldn't. a zombie apocalypse is part of the plan...kinda like an experiment to see how they are, they are going to be used to replace armies because they would be expendable.

    • @Fuar11
      @Fuar11 7 років тому +9

      Dominic Ruiz Not really no, people wouldn't go mad killing people if there's no zombie threat to end civilization. The military won't fall like they do in the movies. There'll be rules still.

    • @cmderfox5396
      @cmderfox5396 7 років тому +2

      Fuarian
      like in The Last Of us where all the shit hit the fan but there were still functioning cities while zombies were stumbling around outside the walls.

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 2 роки тому

      depends on the type, the dead rising zombies seem to suggest that at first but all of the psychopaths die from zombies if you don't kill them. the zombie survival guide/world war z zombies suggest it's just one of the mountain of shit you have to deal with, meanwhile the world war z (movie) zombies/left4dead and resident evil-esc, they are 99% of the threat.

  • @ysbrandvdvelde4352
    @ysbrandvdvelde4352 7 років тому +704

    In Soviet Russia zombie does not eat you. You eat zombie HOERAAA KOMRADES!!!

    • @zakaryhiler9484
      @zakaryhiler9484 7 років тому +38

      Ysbrand vd Velde In Soviet Russia zombie does not eat brain Brain eats zombie

    • @tommythehospitalfish5572
      @tommythehospitalfish5572 7 років тому +50

      in Soviet Russia infection does not infect uoy, you infect infection

    • @regular_irregularities7877
      @regular_irregularities7877 7 років тому +10

      Ysbrand vd Velde da Komrad we will drink vodka to our victory over da facist zombies oooooooraaaaaa!!!

    • @alexbowers4065
      @alexbowers4065 7 років тому +8

      DA, WE WILL EAT ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE NO EAT US IN SOVIET RUSSIA, OOOOEERAAAHHH

    • @dok3304
      @dok3304 7 років тому +4

      GLORY TO MOTHER RUSSIA! EAT ZE ZOMBIES! (Le soviet anthem)

  • @maxplayztv5891
    @maxplayztv5891 6 років тому +472

    Play it's everyday bro to the zombie that will kill then

    • @nickvin1236
      @nickvin1236 6 років тому +20

      I mean, Jake Paulers are already mindless zombies, so it would most likely do nothing to them.

    • @captainwafflewaffles9950
      @captainwafflewaffles9950 6 років тому +1

      LEBRON!!!!! !!!!!!!! Yea because zombies are done

    • @CloudMouth27
      @CloudMouth27 6 років тому +2

      well bite the zombie and it will become a human again in a matter of minutes

    • @LeutnantComanderData
      @LeutnantComanderData 5 років тому +1

      Only if england is your city.

    • @bunganut98
      @bunganut98 5 років тому

      No, you play opera music. Then their heads fucking explode.

  • @benbarlas9499
    @benbarlas9499 7 років тому +895

    "There's 1.2 guns for every 1 American," a true statement

    • @greenetomphson6164
      @greenetomphson6164 7 років тому +88

      BaconCakeMaster 0 I just have a fifth of an AK-47 lying around somewhere

    • @brianshaggy
      @brianshaggy 7 років тому +40

      i have 2 guns, i thought that was enough until i met daryl from work, mf has 21 guns like tf you need that many for

    • @jos_meid
      @jos_meid 7 років тому +29

      +BrianShaggy074 Does he have a big family? Does he go on hunting trips? Does he carry concealed? Does he have one for home defense? Does he have a couple for target practice? That may answer your question.

    • @mariosblago94
      @mariosblago94 7 років тому +17

      it's because of all those people with like... 20 something guns, vs the people with none.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 7 років тому +2

      BaconCakeMaster 0 hence the mass killings and current civil war in amerika

  • @xVelvetri
    @xVelvetri 7 років тому +192

    0:21 Says a women crashes in the 841
    0:25 Shows the 481

    • @xVelvetri
      @xVelvetri 7 років тому +5

      The word north would be backwards if its mirrored.

    • @WarrenValion
      @WarrenValion 7 років тому +1

      CNN?

    • @lennonlilienthal-wynn3986
      @lennonlilienthal-wynn3986 7 років тому +6

      Warren Valion no, just a shitty UA-cam channel scrambling for views cranking out 8 videos a day

  • @paigem.6801
    @paigem.6801 6 років тому +338

    Brad is a badass XD

  • @stevet1396
    @stevet1396 5 років тому +110

    I have always said...
    If the zombie apocalypse is dawn of the dead zombies, then im good.
    If it is 28 days later zombies... im screwed.

    • @mdstevens0612
      @mdstevens0612 5 років тому +7

      The T-Virus which van infect dogs and crows is where I draw the line. Fuck that shit. I'm out if it's the T-Virus.

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 5 років тому +10

      @@mdstevens0612 On the plus side, the Resident Evil world also contains the possibility for humans to develop superpowers to fight off the dead with. All things considered, that evens things out a bit.

    • @schibleh531
      @schibleh531 5 років тому +7

      @@TheYasmineFlower The RE universe started because umbrella wanted to create Tyrants (super humans basically) but the T-virus was compatible only with like 3% of the earth's population, the rest would just turn into zombies. Most super powered characters in RE are more like mindless animals or controlled and the few sentient ones are villains. The game is mostly about normal humans overcoming the mutated creatures created by umbrella and their cousin companies, which is why RE get survival horror right, you get to kill the monster in the end. The only good mutant was Piers and he sacrificed himself before he was taken over completely by the virus in 6.
      P.s: I am not counting the movie universe.

    • @dutchvanderlinde5218
      @dutchvanderlinde5218 4 роки тому

      @1 but the thing is they are not zombies they are still alive but they are infected and i watched a video about the rage virus saying that england is pretty much dead and deserted and that they are still alive human beings that got infected by the virus but i agree i got scared so fast by how they looked and acted and their speed

    • @shinygoldenpotion1587
      @shinygoldenpotion1587 Рік тому

      if its the walking dead zombies I wouldnt even consider the apocalypse to exist

  • @LukeZwarteVacht
    @LukeZwarteVacht 8 років тому +108

    This was all pretty much covered in Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide.

    • @definitelyfamousbutyoudont1810
      @definitelyfamousbutyoudont1810 8 років тому

      right

    • @sithalo
      @sithalo 8 років тому

      +Luther Barrett (Luke) except that went much worse for some reason lol

    • @Fakenit66
      @Fakenit66 8 років тому +10

      +Luther Barrett (Luke) Actually, he states that things like natural predators and decomposition wouldn't work, as something about the virus causes animals to avoid zombies, and regular bacteria that would eat dead flesh wouldn't eat away at them.

    • @Fakenit66
      @Fakenit66 8 років тому

      John Dwyer But what if it's an infection that causes extreme aggression like in the 28 day later franchise?

    • @Titantr0n
      @Titantr0n 8 років тому +6

      +John Dwyer I could maybe buy the animals' bit, but bacteria don't care about no virus. Zombies would decompose just like any other piece of meat. In fact, you can see this process halfway in most zombie movies. Unless now he says that the virus makes decomposition conveniently stop at a point where the vessel results terrifying but can still move and kill and all that.

  • @ashleyhyatt6319
    @ashleyhyatt6319 8 років тому +36

    Additionally, just eating prey would lead to complete death for zombies. I mean, their digestive tracts don't seem to work (otherwise we'd see zombie shit everywhere), so they would just explode after their abdomens became too distended. Laying there exploded, they'd be easy to pick off.

    • @mattjohnson6872
      @mattjohnson6872 8 років тому +7

      Someone studied.

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 8 років тому +2

      Zombies used to crave only brains, since they lack that. Even if they did break the skull somehow I don't see them swallowing anything.
      They'd be forever craving to fullfil something unfulfillable, causing damage everywhere.

    • @amindex123
      @amindex123 8 років тому

      ok, first of all zombies dont make sense. But now if we say zombies dont need theyre internal organs, they would not die of their stomach exploding. They would still consume humans, flesh would just fall out where said stomach would be. if the only thing a zombie needs is its brain, it could still "live" with its head cut off, as long the brain has not been damaged.

    • @ashleyhyatt6319
      @ashleyhyatt6319 8 років тому +6

      +Amindex Lol! Silly counter-comment to silly comment on silly video is silly.

    • @mikeyslakowski1299
      @mikeyslakowski1299 8 років тому +1

      +Ashley Hyatt The only realistic zombie scenarios in my opinion would be a mutated version of rabies that acts extremely fast or a fungus that forces you to do it's will, the first one would probably be easily contained because they would die like normal people even if they were rabid and immune to pain the second they would probably only attack in self defense and try to create an environment for the fungus to thrive

  • @readnin7314
    @readnin7314 8 років тому +480

    Everyone who's saying a zombie apocalypse wouldn't happen because zombies aren't real:
    GOLLY FUCKING GEE, NO ONE HAS EVER COME TO THAT CONCLUSION!! YOU SHOULD WIN A NOBEL PRIZE!!!

    • @theonlymm3469
      @theonlymm3469 8 років тому +2

      a zombie apocalypse is almost guaranteed to happen, might not be the zombie that is portrayed but a zombie like disease will develop

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 8 років тому +6

      "Golly fucking gee" might be my new favourite phrase in all of the English language 😂

    • @theonlymm3469
      @theonlymm3469 8 років тому

      Dafuq where are you from I live in England and no one ever says that 😂😂

    • @agatlingpea2232
      @agatlingpea2232 8 років тому +11

      +Michael Mallhi one did its called rabies its not very effective

    • @Starteller
      @Starteller 8 років тому +2

      Nanotechnology could make it real
      The elites quest for immortality could go wrong

  • @fikamedbasse7304
    @fikamedbasse7304 6 років тому +232

    “School is Back in the following areas”
    List: “ Sweden”
    *JÄVLAR*

    • @celtoucan4956
      @celtoucan4956 4 роки тому +4

      What does that mean?

    • @pressquare2383
      @pressquare2383 4 роки тому +1

      It means "shit" i think 😅

    • @johnyrocket0015
      @johnyrocket0015 4 роки тому +1

      Toledo was the best part

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 роки тому

      Me: *scans list* "No London!! Whoo!! Bloody spiffing, chaps!" 🧐🇬🇧

  • @Juniper_Rose
    @Juniper_Rose 8 років тому +36

    The best part is, even if these WEREN'T things that would stop a zombie...humanity has caused the extinction of animals by accident.
    If we tried on purpose we'd be done between episodes of the Walking Dead.

    • @CrashCraftLabs
      @CrashCraftLabs 8 років тому +1

      +Classtoise lol damn right, we would one them, nothing deadlier on the planet then man as far as creatures go

    • @schutang
      @schutang 8 років тому +3

      +shaffer phillips It did take it in to account. The point of the video was that they would never reach 90% of the population in the first place because they'd be way too easy to kill while they're still in the minority.
      This is a flaw in the zombie movies that they don't explain. It's just flash forward in time, whoops everyone's a zombie, fuck!

    • @CrashCraftLabs
      @CrashCraftLabs 8 років тому

      indeed, tho i think certain factors are explained in some, like the outbreak happening in a small town then spreading from there or a bio weapon in a major city would make fighting them harder then the vid depicts, we would still win cause we can organize and exterminate like no other 8)

  • @josesortiz_
    @josesortiz_ 7 років тому +1600

    Imagined getting Rko'd by a zombie? Ahh can't wait...Or even zombies memeing us.

    • @metortilla64
      @metortilla64 7 років тому +21

      Zey they are still humans just infected what if John cena was one lol
      AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHN!!! CEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!! BAM BAM PEW PEW

    • @johnmiller7174
      @johnmiller7174 7 років тому +5

      happened in Nathan Turners Deadly Love search it in youtube

    • @blainerobinson4935
      @blainerobinson4935 6 років тому +1

      Dun da da daa dun da da daa

    • @itzghost6618
      @itzghost6618 6 років тому

      lol

    • @asel5567
      @asel5567 6 років тому +1

      Zey imagine zombie rights group

  • @jackieboyborden
    @jackieboyborden 8 років тому +28

    "Necrophiliacs feeling conflicted"

  • @arttuuuuuuuuuu
    @arttuuuuuuuuuu 6 років тому +240

    why dont zombies eat each other🤔

    • @1969chgoodwin
      @1969chgoodwin 6 років тому +34

      In Z nation they do

    • @zombiedalekweck2243
      @zombiedalekweck2243 6 років тому +11

      I actually don't know

    • @Shadow-sw2hx
      @Shadow-sw2hx 6 років тому +17

      Cause there flesh might be rotten or removed?

    • @mrmesserjr
      @mrmesserjr 6 років тому +7

      Cause they greedy

    • @mrstealyogirlwitextrasauce6167
      @mrstealyogirlwitextrasauce6167 5 років тому +31

      @@Shadow-sw2hx probs cause the reason they became zombies was cause of a fungus instead of them being undead and the reason they don't wanna attack each other is cause of the fungus trying to spread itself the thing these guys are forgetting is the reality of a zombie apocalypse and that an actual zombie would probably be fast and strong enough to chase down a human or animal that would be the case if the fungus wants to get more hosts to help spread itself. Sooo that makes their tactics useless unless they wanna be the first ones to be taken and the natural predator thing would not work because the animal would get infected by the fungus in the hosts blood stream

  • @imtoofast5539
    @imtoofast5539 8 років тому +135

    this man just illustrated at the end.. how i kill bugs when they're too close for comfort

  • @aceiii1787
    @aceiii1787 7 років тому +2145

    if usain bolt became a zombie were all fucked

    • @techpriestexscian6596
      @techpriestexscian6596 7 років тому +53

      Castorjay Besina Get out the vehicle and run!

    • @mharding02
      @mharding02 7 років тому +46

      Castorjay Besina or John Cena

    • @unnamed7570
      @unnamed7570 7 років тому +13

      Castorjay Besina he would run out of stamina

    • @westdiamond9219
      @westdiamond9219 7 років тому +31

      Castorjay Besina ever seen world war z?

    • @raulpetrascu2696
      @raulpetrascu2696 7 років тому +56

      I thought zombies are slow cuz their muscles are rotting, them being undead and all

  • @ovs8691
    @ovs8691 8 років тому +470

    You people just ruined about every edgelord's dream.

  • @creditsunknown7974
    @creditsunknown7974 6 років тому +162

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse,
    1.movd to canada
    2. Create a hydrigen flame thrower
    3. Add salt to the hydrogen flamethrower
    4. create modified mosquitos that will be the predator of the virus
    5. Kill everything
    6. Get Brad on your team

    • @NamelessKing1597
      @NamelessKing1597 5 років тому +8

      Credits unknown problems
      1. Everyone moves to Canada
      2. How?
      3. Why?
      4. What?
      5. How?
      6. He abandons you. because how else do you think he survived so long?

    • @xJohan.Liebertx
      @xJohan.Liebertx 4 роки тому

      Fire don't work it will make the zombies stronger and how will you get that type of tech unless the bugs are very large so oof on your plan

    • @prajawalgurung6121
      @prajawalgurung6121 4 роки тому +1

      @@xJohan.Liebertx lol what so setting a living corpse on fire is ineffective? Lol people set corpse(s) on fire to get rid of em on funerals.

    • @xJohan.Liebertx
      @xJohan.Liebertx 4 роки тому +1

      @@prajawalgurung6121 it would work but I don't think you would survive if their was more than 3 cuz u need a oven to pull it off and why going out of ur time to roast some zombies in a oven if u could just stab them in the head?

    • @prajawalgurung6121
      @prajawalgurung6121 4 роки тому +1

      @@xJohan.Liebertx I see maybe setting them on fire wouldn't be as effective as using melee weapons, I'd reckon it still be useful like kira said fire works better on zombies.

  • @LeTropeur
    @LeTropeur 8 років тому +28

    I'm a zombie and I find this video offensive.

    • @Partyffs
      @Partyffs 8 років тому +3

      I'm a offensive and I find this video zombie.

    • @FRANCO-cm7ol
      @FRANCO-cm7ol 8 років тому +2

      +Mystogan Edolas I'm video and I find this offensive zombie

    • @kirkholland6253
      @kirkholland6253 8 років тому +2

      +John Frank I'm a find and I video this zombie offensive

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 8 років тому +1

      +Kirk Holland I'm offensive and zombie this video find.

  • @wolfe204
    @wolfe204 7 років тому +180

    "Is this a bath salt thing again?"

  • @BenNuProductions
    @BenNuProductions 4 роки тому +42

    "call a friend because it's likely they have a gun"
    confirmed: this was made in USA...

  • @darkapothecary4116
    @darkapothecary4116 8 років тому +9

    upon days the zombies would starve learning their are no brains to steal.

  • @spartanjds3025
    @spartanjds3025 6 років тому +102

    Every zombie movie ever... Hay theirs a zombie walking around injured, it’s probably a start of a zombie apocalypse... We should give it 10 people to tern into zombies as a head start instead if stepping on its head.

  • @TonberryQueen
    @TonberryQueen 8 років тому +100

    I am a zombie and this video is triggering. Living people should check their privilege.

    • @BrickBuster2552
      @BrickBuster2552 8 років тому +1

      You do know it's entirely legal to shoot zombies, right?

    • @AeroMancer
      @AeroMancer 8 років тому

      +Tonberry Queen This is why we should fund Fitz's Tropes vs Zombies kickstarter

    • @daric_
      @daric_ 8 років тому +2

      You ain't no zombie, you're a god damn Tonberry. I hate those bitch asses in Final Fantasy, acting all chill and shit then slowly walking up to me and shanking me.

    • @Telsun78
      @Telsun78 8 років тому

      +Daric They make good pets though. Quite useful against zombies too.

    • @TonberryQueen
      @TonberryQueen 8 років тому

      Daric lol

  • @badadvicejoe6203
    @badadvicejoe6203 6 років тому +81

    Okay I must warn you spoilers. In the movie the walking diseased (a walking dead parody) the zombies are just walking corpses. Near the end of the movie one of the survivors descovers that the zombies' skulls are so weak, a well hit pillow can kill them.

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 5 років тому +6

      Hell, it's like that in the actual show too.

    • @jackunknown1692
      @jackunknown1692 3 роки тому +2

      Well, that would explain why in z nation the can very easly cut the zombies heads in half.
      Spoil: one guy threw a disk thing and cut its head in half, and the fact that the same guy uses an slingshot that a child would have like no more than 10 pounds shots gulf balls, gears, ball bearings, and any small enough thing to shot right threw the head.

  • @leavocado3926
    @leavocado3926 8 років тому +26

    I love how in all these zombie movies rigomortis and decomposition doesn't exsist.

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 8 років тому +53

    zombies don't think about staying hydrated.
    the zombie apocalypse would only last a week. tops.
    unless we're talking about Rage Zombies.

    • @mattbailey8197
      @mattbailey8197 8 років тому

      +benjovi55 He'll give zombies free college don't worry

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 8 років тому

      Matt i'm pretty sure he was saying his neighbor's name is Bernie.

    • @aog1747
      @aog1747 8 років тому

      +benjovi55 everyone always sais they want a zombie apocalypse but if it really happened most people would hate it! 1. Dead family members 2. Smell of decaying bodies all day everyday. 3.killing them might be kinda cool but trust me it will stay in your head at night and you wont ever forget it. In a bad way. In the end its not as fun and games as everyone thinks

    • @aog1747
      @aog1747 8 років тому

      +benjovi55 the day the dead walk outside i dont think you'd be thinking about exercise! 😂

    • @VengefulLeprechauns
      @VengefulLeprechauns 8 років тому

      A zombie apocalypse wouldn't happen because zombies are dead and there's a reason dead people don't move. Lack of breathing means no oxygen, lack of blood means no oxygen or food distribution, which both lead to muscle cells not having either oxygen or energy to move, or prevents any cell for that matter to do any function. Lack of higher brain functions would lead to zombies not moving, since the brain stem only controls basic organ functions. Any of these three scenarios, all of which happen and are ignored in the walking dead, would cause zombies to be unable to move and the zombies would lie on ground like every other corpse and remain dead.

  • @pizzagob4357
    @pizzagob4357 7 років тому +327

    It's easy to kill a zombie. Just offend it to the point it finally talks and kills itself lol

    • @theworstguitarplayer8908
      @theworstguitarplayer8908 6 років тому +1

      Juking Thao lol

    • @madmannn9576
      @madmannn9576 6 років тому +13

      Yeah just call it a zombie they find it offensive if you call them zombies you have to call them walker's

    • @kristophercelis7090
      @kristophercelis7090 6 років тому +3

      Like the real world!

    • @UglyAssMofo
      @UglyAssMofo 6 років тому +1

      Darth Vader only if they are millenial zombies

    • @talon_7024
      @talon_7024 6 років тому +1

      Its already dead it can't kill its self if it's already dead lol

  • @idasilvonsaari7726
    @idasilvonsaari7726 4 роки тому +273

    Scientists in 2020: please stay indoors to help stop the spread of a deadly virus. People: nooooooooooooooooooo
    Don´t really think we´d survive the zombies very well..

    • @randomrg4637
      @randomrg4637 4 роки тому +3

      Sadly

    • @GrimTheDestroyer
      @GrimTheDestroyer 3 роки тому +43

      I think there will be people defending zombies and saying they have rights and shit! Or the zombie apocalypse is a government hoax to keep people in line!

    • @idasilvonsaari7726
      @idasilvonsaari7726 3 роки тому +2

      @Dick Balls • 30 years ago I'm not actually refering to the people that have to go to work, I'm more concerned about all this f those who seem to thing the pandemic will go away if you just ignore it hard enough

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 3 роки тому +9

      The reason covid spreads so effectively is because it's not obvious who's the carrier. For the zombies, it's damn obvious -- it's that guy trying to bite you. It's damn easy to kill a zombie (yes, even the running ones), because they only have one strategy of attack -- charge forward. And unlike large animals that employ this strategy (such as lions and bears), humans don't have the weight nor build. A simple kick to the body will make the zombies re-dead. And with a regular stick, it's even easier. Zombieland did well to display how easy it is to kill a running zombie.

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 3 роки тому +6

      You do realize that in America the zombie apocalypse would essentially fail on the spot as the far north is too cold and the far south is too hot paired with the fact that just about everyone has guns. So it wouldn't really mean shit if the government or scientists said to stay inside as a small posse of police and civilians could fix everything. Plus with our culture being filled with zombie Lore and concepts, we're prepared for almost every variation and event that comes like how to treat a bite wound and where to go

  • @thatsurprisedguy3646
    @thatsurprisedguy3646 8 років тому +93

    What if they can run?

    • @Corr
      @Corr 8 років тому +41

      When they come for you grab their arm put them over your shoulders and drop the zombie on its back and stomp its head. Look up "John Cena Finishers" for tutorials.

    • @cindixgaming3557
      @cindixgaming3557 8 років тому +4

      they will try to bite you while they do it wont they?
      and grabbing their arm they can try to bite you while your doing it so you have to be quick
      id rather not get in any personal range with them

    • @masterofdisguise1112
      @masterofdisguise1112 8 років тому +13

      then we're all fucked

    • @FadedOs
      @FadedOs 8 років тому +24

      that surprised guy to be realistic, they would literally fall apart from the constant shaking. I mean, as they say in the video: they are literally corpes'

    • @spanner5940
      @spanner5940 7 років тому +6

      What if they dont decay? What if their bulletproof? What if they're smart? What if they can fly? The answer is THEY WOULDNT BE FUCKING ZOMBIES DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT MENTIONING 28 DAYS LATER OR LEFT 4 DEAD ACCORDING TO THOSE EVERYONE IS PRACTICALLY A ZOMBIE ANYWAY DUE TO AN APPARENTLY INVINCIBLE VIRUS THAT CAN SOMEHOW MAKE PEOPLE CANNABALISE THENSELVES WHIST NOT CANNABILISI G THE HOST OR ANOTHER ZOMBIE OR JUST THE WALLS HAVE I GIVEN YOU ENOUGH AUTISTIC SCHREECHING WITHOUT ANY PAUSES TO GET YOUR ATTENTION YET YOU PROBABLY HAVENT EVEN GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MANCHILDS WORK THAT HE PUT HARD WORK CAPS LOCKING STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA COULDVE EATEN THAT COMPUTER SPEAKING OF WHICH WHY HASNT STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA EATEN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD BY NOW LIKE JESUS CHRIST I ONCE SAW A CHARITY THAT SAID A CHILD TRIED TO RESORT TO EATING MUD EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS A HUMANITARIAN FOOD AID PLACE LITERALLY A FEW MILES AWAY

  • @Spiritx1992
    @Spiritx1992 8 років тому +11

    "In West Philadelphia at 4:08, near a playground is where the dead rose from their grave."
    I only got that after I read it out loud xD

    • @lawrencemorris2261
      @lawrencemorris2261 7 років тому +1

      Spiritx1992 my life got turned upside down when my auntie sent me to playground

  • @HeavyC31190
    @HeavyC31190 8 років тому +30

    "In West Philadelphia at 4:08, Near a playground is where the dead rose from their grave." Undead Prince of Bel Air

    • @kylethompson8754
      @kylethompson8754 8 років тому +3

      deeeew dun dun dun Dunn dew dew dew dew.

    • @kylethompson8754
      @kylethompson8754 8 років тому +8

      hungry for brains, they were up to no good, started spreading disease in da neighborhood

    • @HeavyC31190
      @HeavyC31190 8 років тому +11

      I got one little scratch and my mom got scared. She said "you're moving to a virus quarantine station in Bel Air."

    • @kylethompson8754
      @kylethompson8754 8 років тому +7

      +Alexander Bethea I whistled for some meds and when they came here, the ambulance said no and there was not a zombie cure

  • @Catonzo
    @Catonzo 6 років тому +17

    Generally I would assume such things to come with a great deal of panic and riots, where humans become just as much of a threat as zombies. Infrastructure failing to be maintained over that time, despite being fully automated someplaces, there usually requires human input.. and if power cuts out for more than a week or two then generally things start to go crazy. Hospitals going out of function, radio outtage, fuel reserves inaccessable, food would be scarce (thus forcing people out) and so on.
    If the military can avoid being stretched out thin then there's no reason to really fear, but most homes are not made to withstand an onslaught of zombies. It would, at best, be quite the intense few weeks with millions possibly dying as a result of no nourishment. The ones that HAD all this would fight to keep it. Soldiers would also likely want to go to protect their own loved ones rather than be stationed at great distances away from them.. so how would one fight disobedience?
    Regardless, the zombies would die out eventually... but then there's the issue of what CAUSED this to begin with. Could it happen again? Was it even so simple that bites spread this.. or is it actually airborne but dormant? Bites infect or do they just provide guaranteed kills due to bacteria that forms in the undead? Would water sources become infected? Would soil be infected by the dead?
    There's a mass amount of things to think about OTHER than zombies. They are just the icing on the cake of a zombie apocalypse.. which I would rather specify as a Zombie-caused apocalypse.

    • @jackunknown1692
      @jackunknown1692 3 роки тому

      Literaly the points the creator of zombies tried to make

    • @Nobody142
      @Nobody142 Рік тому +1

      This is very unrealistic lmao

  • @joshualeniger
    @joshualeniger 7 років тому +162

    walking dead zombies? no problem! World War Z zombies? fk that

    • @CynderSpirit
      @CynderSpirit 7 років тому +13

      joshualeniger Weren't World War Z zombies slower in the book though, I think it was only in the movie where they were like fast and such.

    • @jjxchii3714
      @jjxchii3714 7 років тому +9

      OMG I TOTALLY AGREE
      IN WWZ IT WAS MORE THAN A 7 BILLION LIKE WTH
      In walking dead, you just see about 5-10 zombies in the street , you’re good to go!

    • @freshysansy6880
      @freshysansy6880 6 років тому +1

      Thats true

    • @Retrousopp
      @Retrousopp 6 років тому

      Asami Kobayashi naw there are huge groups of zombies in TWD, they are easy to take out but eventually those heards will over power you and eat you alive.

    • @tommymccalvin8016
      @tommymccalvin8016 6 років тому

      joshualeniger so true! 😂

  • @shaquillealvega8737
    @shaquillealvega8737 7 років тому +671

    In america zombies infect you
    In soviet russia human infect zombies!

  • @dantedarkies192
    @dantedarkies192 8 років тому +12

    I wouldn't worry about the dead, it would be the living to watch out for

  • @dDragonFire2036
    @dDragonFire2036 4 роки тому +18

    This was done four years ago today to this day, now we have covert 19 with the same exact scenario in reality. WTF?

  • @CM-hr8ou
    @CM-hr8ou 8 років тому +13

    In any apocalypse scenario, the humans will be the real monsters.

    • @dollajuan
      @dollajuan 8 років тому

      real talk

    • @leesscribbles
      @leesscribbles 7 років тому

      that is the most philisophical UA-cam comment I've ever read.

  • @Ultraninetyeight
    @Ultraninetyeight 8 років тому +600

    If it's world war Z zombies we're all fucked

    • @ahmedmarei6863
      @ahmedmarei6863 8 років тому +23

      King Djpmon true dat 😂😂

    • @delta8270
      @delta8270 8 років тому +21

      King Djpmon No, cause the solution to beating them is literally in the end of the movie (loud noise Generator+ Nuke). Also CAS, MBTs, APCs and AA Guns as well as artillery and mortars for the ones further away. And ordinary soldiers with MGs and assault rifles. And armed civilians. And Cops. You get the idea

    • @comradesillyotter1537
      @comradesillyotter1537 8 років тому +26

      It is dumb how they lost so much to begin with. Helicopters are loud. Just ride them around in circles, shred with chain guns, repeat for a few days or what not.

    • @novastauffer9943
      @novastauffer9943 7 років тому +1

      King Djpmon or train to busan

    • @acejett8329
      @acejett8329 7 років тому +1

      z nation zombies as well

  • @blakeanderson5006
    @blakeanderson5006 7 років тому +99

    Well if it's a zombie apocalypse then it is still an apocalypse so did it actually fail?

    • @jwei11
      @jwei11 7 років тому +3

      Blake Anderson its fake

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 7 років тому +4

      Zecroh I think he knows.

    • @hiway19891
      @hiway19891 7 років тому +3

      Apocalypse simply means the end of the world, then the apocalypse will never exist since the end of the human race isn't the end of the world.

    • @hiway19891
      @hiway19891 7 років тому +1

      So the zombie apocalypse will never be an apocalypse since it can never end the world.

  • @iamstewpit6740
    @iamstewpit6740 4 роки тому +9

    How to survive the zombie apocalypse: Just do what I do everyday...stay inside.

  • @nbPSN
    @nbPSN 7 років тому +212

    NOT going to School i love u denmark

    • @nbPSN
      @nbPSN 7 років тому +13

      Fuck NOT School again

    • @michaelstevens3465
      @michaelstevens3465 7 років тому

      No.... school for Korea....... but if i know tiger moms students will still have to go to study rooms and academies.

  • @yep404
    @yep404 7 років тому +217

    but what if an animal kills a zombie and eats it, gets infected, and then bites a person? tf you gonna do then

    • @scottfleming3691
      @scottfleming3691 7 років тому +21

      yep all
      zombie viruses only infected hooomens

    • @agatlingpea2232
      @agatlingpea2232 7 років тому +1

      madtankman1 not really

    • @deadshotruby6667
      @deadshotruby6667 7 років тому +36

      Disease effects animals differently than humans. They'd probably only become carriers of the virus. Kinda like how rats were for the black plague, but less contagious, as the only way they'd be able to spread the virus would be through their bite. Which is unlikely to happen because animals avoid humans unless it's a threat they can't avoid.

    • @yep404
      @yep404 7 років тому +1

      Kate Ryder you just said they become carriers....which was the point I'm proving😂

    • @deadshotruby6667
      @deadshotruby6667 7 років тому +11

      yep you said they'd get infected. There's a difference.

  • @fat_man_lukas8129
    @fat_man_lukas8129 6 років тому +682

    Looking at the countries*
    Video: norway
    Me: FAEN

  • @hunterfilter6564
    @hunterfilter6564 5 років тому +36

    “Nechrophiliacs feel conflicted” 😂

  • @acoz6059
    @acoz6059 7 років тому +44

    one says stay indoors and the other says go outside its beutiful

  • @moonlightmadness5849
    @moonlightmadness5849 8 років тому +56

    i was so occupied reading the bottom i completely missed what the people were saying

    • @willowe8137
      @willowe8137 8 років тому +1

      Same. I muted it, read the ticker and then rewound it and watched them.

    • @gogatorsandeagles
      @gogatorsandeagles 8 років тому +4

      moonlight Madness good idea don't re watch it's complete garbage what there saying

  • @LadyCeag840
    @LadyCeag840 8 років тому +25

    We'll be fine as long as we don't get ANYTHING from the Dying Light video games. Those Volatiles are even worse than they sound...

    • @HJohal-qb1jg
      @HJohal-qb1jg 8 років тому +3

      Meh....I rather have them than Necromorphs from deadspace.

    • @jadedshard9650
      @jadedshard9650 8 років тому

      +Harry Johal this is true though I would not want to have to deal with anything like from the last of us as that fungus is real even if it only attacks ants (only takes one scientist playing god for that to become like the t-virus)

    • @8bitlost783
      @8bitlost783 8 років тому

      +Harry Johal (shudders)

    • @Rashknaw
      @Rashknaw 8 років тому

      +Jaded Shard (coughs)game theory(coughs)

  • @notlekon2704
    @notlekon2704 6 років тому +36

    The whole zombie thing is that people become infected by a highly infectious disease that takes over their brain, makes them canavalistic, and makes them less efficient at life. The infection isn’t spread through bite originally, but the idea is that being bitten brings far more of the infectious virus than a normal infection, thus either overpowering an immune or killing them by more bites.

    • @DeadlyDanDaMan
      @DeadlyDanDaMan 6 років тому +16

      You know zombies aren't real, right? They can be literally anything you want them to be. They are made up.

    • @nanithehecc5616
      @nanithehecc5616 6 років тому +8

      He was being logical.

    • @4diamondz318
      @4diamondz318 6 років тому +7

      ...opposite of populat belief, anybody can be a zombie, a person just has to get really sick and die or easier-just die! People already carry the zombie gene, its like cancer- everyone has it, it just hasnt matured yet.

    • @trashgoblin8659
      @trashgoblin8659 6 років тому +3

      E_M_M :D id appreciate it if you would not give me an anxiety attack

    • @mrstealyogirlwitextrasauce6167
      @mrstealyogirlwitextrasauce6167 5 років тому

      @@DeadlyDanDaMan they can be real if a disease or fungus evolved to control mammals but we would probably be quite old when that happens so it can be a reality

  • @itzelmontalvo6645
    @itzelmontalvo6645 7 років тому +125

    NOOOOOOOOO,school is back!Damn it.

    • @CynderSpirit
      @CynderSpirit 7 років тому +1

      Itzel Montalvo A blizzard is heading your way, the snow is predicted to be about at least 15 inches. School is Cancelled until further notice. Lol

    • @iimdaniell
      @iimdaniell 7 років тому +1

      Itzel Montalvo 💯th like

  • @7MukuroRealm
    @7MukuroRealm 8 років тому +16

    Winchester Reopens.
    New CEOs Sam & Dean say "we got it covered"

    • @ctcahuantzi
      @ctcahuantzi 6 років тому

      Exarch-of-Sechrima best company

  • @csgrambauer5852
    @csgrambauer5852 8 років тому +14

    More videos like this please. I love the whole fake news desk videos. And the scrolling text at the bottom was great!

  • @owlie1855
    @owlie1855 6 років тому +25

    Actually it's pretty much impossible because corpses minds and the heart stop working and eventually decompose rendering them completely immobile and inefficient.

    • @kierabate7183
      @kierabate7183 5 років тому

      Shutup jeramy no one asked u

    • @RatsAreNice222
      @RatsAreNice222 3 роки тому

      unless if its a fungus or some sort, that doesnt make them dead, but just infected human beings. Then it is possible

  • @EmbeMamaChannel
    @EmbeMamaChannel 7 років тому +86

    North america status good: while in most parts of north america like canada or greenland safe from zombies, and america too with hot temperatures, same with california with hot climates, and lots of gun ownership, is completely safe. For mexico it is also safe because of the same following reasons. It also has an active military premise. For the cuban islands, they are safe because of them being isolated. And finally central america is safe because it could have alot of military fight off the zombies and it's small population.
    South america status great: South america is one of the least populated continent on the planet. While brazil has a population of 200 million, they are relatively safe from zombies, because of a large area, but with 100 million less than the u.S. While the military is huge, and can obviously take out a zombie threat, how do the other countries do? argentina and chile do well, because of argentina's population of 40 million. With this, these countries of south america can do well in a zombie apocalypse. Not to mention south america's wildlife.
    Africa status good: africa with a population of 1 billion is relatively small compared to other places on earth. However africa is great to survive a zombie apocalypse. for example botswana has a lot of african wildlife, and can survive very well with natural predators. This is the same for almost all of africa because it is not very industrialized. South africa a very industrial country, is part of brics, and can also do very well in a zombie apocalypse.
    Europe status Good: Scandinavia is fine, and the countries to the poles are ok. because of it's military, it can easily get rid of a zombie threat.
    Asia status bad/great: Asia depends on where you are. if you're in mongolia you're fine. in some other places not so much. China and india are bad because of the populations over 1 billion people. A zombie apocalypse could spread really quickly. China is more suited to deal with this because of it's advanced military to rival the U.S. India military may not be so good, because of it being a poor country. it's population can't sustain that. the stans would be good with a population of 70 million, and wide land. With russia, it may be good, because of it's relatively small population and powerful military. japan would be bad because of a tightly packed population. For indonesia the philippines, it is very good, because of the small population. indonesia is kinda strange for being advanced and not so advanced. For vietnam and south asian countries, it would be very good, for sea access to close to oceania. For the middle east like saudi arabia, it would be kind of bad, becuase the saudi arabian military puts alot into airforce.
    Oceania Status perfect: Oceania is the best place for a zombie apocalypse. With a population of around 38 million people, some places like fiji are completely safe. Australia has 1/10 of the U.S population and new zealand 1/5 of australia. New zealand's small population and high wildlife would allow both protection because of it's vast amount of water and food, and even tho the military is not good, it could still be enough to help the civilians. Australia is just fine, with it's area larger than the U.S with 1/10 of it's population, it has alot of unused area. It's military could easily get rid of a zombie apocalypse, but the outback wildlife would be enough to kill the zombies like the snakes spiders komodo dragons.

    • @kimmoremes5405
      @kimmoremes5405 7 років тому +11

      Well deam. You man just told everybody how its going to be. I respect you :D

    • @crusader7616
      @crusader7616 7 років тому

      Greenlandia the country of Australia isn't as big as the us

    • @buoymoder
      @buoymoder 7 років тому +2

      Greenlandia na people in Europe would hold protests to let the zombies in

    • @davrosdarlek7058
      @davrosdarlek7058 7 років тому +2

      KILL IT WITH FIRE i burst out lauthing when I read that

    • @sallyc.fullon5765
      @sallyc.fullon5765 7 років тому

      Greenlandia Philippines is very overpopulated in the cities like Manila

  • @ZombieDragQueen
    @ZombieDragQueen 8 років тому +21

    "Necrophiliacs feeling conflicted", I laughed so hard. "On one hand I don't have to break into morgues and funeral homes, but on the other hand it's just not the same.

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 8 років тому

      same "still too alive"

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 8 років тому

      Lauren Hawes
      "Well, I guess I can always ask my significant other to take a cold shower and then just pretend she's dead during sex, but she's already pretty much just motionless and doing nothing while we have sex. Chicks, man, am I right? High five? Nobody? Don't leave me hanging, bro! Yeah, sorry, I have issues. My psychologist thinks it began when I was a child and went to the funeral of the next door neighbour's girl I had a crush on. She was so beautiful and kind, we used to play almost every day after school. She looked so serene and at peace in the casket, like I've never seen her before. I wanted to crawl in beside her and hold on to her. I did not want to let her go. I felt death was not the end; not for her, not for us. The stillness and silence and paleness accentuated the beauty and splendour of her visage, her memory. To be vulnerable in the arms of a lover whose warm tears splash against the icy blue skin."

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 8 років тому

      *****
      Well yeah, the bodies of dead people decay. What's your point? Haven't you seen the classic film "Nekromantik"? Those corpses featured were not in "mint" condition.

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 8 років тому

      *****
      I think it's deeper than that for "true" necrophiliacs. I mean a necrophiliac would not be satisfied with his or her partner just lying still in bed.Some necrophiliacs may be attracted to a "mint" condition body while others can find love with a decaying body. It's a much broader sexual preference which doctors are studying, trying to find etiological and pathogenesis causes, genetics, environment and so on.

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 8 років тому

      *****
      Well I guess you can google for clinical studies regarding it. I can also recommend Gabrielle Wittkop's "The Necrophiliac", in which a young antiquity dealer acts upon his passion for the dead. As far as I know it's the writer's only translated book into English, though she was an interesting person in her own right. During Axis occupation of France she harbored and subsequently married a homosexual German deserter. She described herself as bisexual, misogyn and child hating. Her husband/partner committed suicide after a Parkinson's diagnosis and she took her own life as well in 2002 after a lung cancer diagnosis. Influenced by Marquis de Sade, she wrote and dedicated to him her book "La merchande d'enfants" (roughly translated "The children trafficker"), an epistolary novel set during 18th century France in which a child brothel owner writes to her friend about all the perversions her wealthy clients do to the children, all while in the background France boils and sets for revolution.

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j 8 років тому +14

    5 years ago I was all "man if a zombie apocalypse happened, I'd kick ass." Now it's 5 years later and I'm all "I'd just let them bite me so I don't have to go work and school anymore."

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 8 років тому

      +bones22j If the zombie apocalypse were to happen, I could eat all the ham and emperor ham FREE! ..or dem cakes. ..oor dem everything! I could refurniture my whole home for FREE! Update my specs for FREE! I could do so much thing.

  • @samuelregular3888
    @samuelregular3888 5 років тому +9

    My face when Brazil shows up on the Zombies-already-died list
    My face when I don't have to deal with all of those shenanigans for more than a week

  • @Seastallion
    @Seastallion 8 років тому +113

    Fictional scenario aside, this is assuming that the virus or whatever causing the zombification wasn't some sort of extremophile organism. What if it could endure extreme conditions and somehow impart its durability to its host? Something that could create real zombies in the first place would have to be insanely unusual anyway. This scenario also makes certain assumptions about what characteristics a 'real' zombie would have too. What if the flesh wasn't actually rotting, but just have undergone some sort of transformation that just looked like rotting flesh from an aesthetic standpoint. There could be a number of things that bypass these arguments to allow said zombie apocalypse to be much more dangerous.
    Hypothetically speaking. 😉

    • @tinahu90
      @tinahu90 8 років тому +16

      I'm not sure about heat, but they sure won't be able to handle cold. They may not die to cold, but for zombies to be functional (aka able to move around and attack people) they will need to spend a lot of energy keeping the corps at a temperature where it's not frozen solid. Assuming the law of conservation of energy still holds, zombies won't last long in northern climates before they become zombie popsicles.

    • @Seastallion
      @Seastallion 8 років тому +4

      +ZeSandvich
      To a certain point that is definitely true, but some types of fish produce a natural antifreeze in their blood. Who is to say that the hypothetical zombie organism couldn't do something similar? Really, if such a thing could happen it would probably have to be some insanely engineered thing reminiscent of the Resident Evil scenario. Still, even if the cold were a major limiting factor, much of the planet doesn't get too cold. Also, any real life scenario would probably only have some zombie like characteristics, but probably have significantly different characteristics otherwise.

    • @samuelepicurus8456
      @samuelepicurus8456 8 років тому +13

      These kinds of anti-freezes and abilities cannot come from nothing. They are enzymes, proteins and organs.
      For every special power you give a zombie you are also increasing the amount of food it has to consume just to continue to move.
      They certainly cannot have rotting muscles as they wouldnt be able to walk shortly after.
      If they were practically brain dead they would wonder off of docks, into deserts, tundra and bear caves thus be disposed of rather quickly.
      If every person with a gun could take out on average 3 zombies before they are taken down then the US would be cleared of them almost as soon as it started.
      Then if you get the military involved you have 1 million zombie killers that could easily kill 10-20 zombies a day with little to no losses due to things like tanks, helicopters, body armor, Humvees etc
      Soooo unless the zombies are coming from an alternate reality where there are 1 trillion people that have become zombies in it.... we'd do fine

    • @Dan_Roland
      @Dan_Roland 8 років тому +2

      The way I see it, the 28 days later zombies are the ultimate virus.

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 8 років тому +2

      Seastallion there's also the overlooked part about how humans are both the zombies source of food and reproduction, imagine if humans could only eat babies. One of two things would happen in a worst case scenario, some zombies are created and start eating everyone to survive or tons of zombies are created and promptly starve to death.

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 8 років тому +47

    But wouldn't zombies decompose slower in colder countries?

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 8 років тому +14

      Nope, they would instead get gangrene and rot even more each day the sun came out. That or stright up get frozen like a stinky, rotting Popsicle.

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 8 років тому +1

      How can they get gangrene if they're dead? Wouldn't the body need to be alive and functioning to be effected by it?

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 8 років тому +6

      The Boss Stage1 I retract the word "gangrene" as that refers to the infection that results due to damage to the blood vessels and outlying tissue due to extrme cold.That being said, though the gangrene is technically not true, it actually depends on the state of said corpse. Even more so, ever seen corpses that experience freezing and thawing? not pretty. I'm talking the flesh would be falling right right off pretty fast.

    • @ysbrandvdvelde4352
      @ysbrandvdvelde4352 7 років тому +8

      The Boss Stage1 In Russia we just wake bear from winter sleep and that's all we have to do.

  • @rokujones
    @rokujones 8 років тому +26

    Zombies wouldn't last one year in such a scenario because of carrion creatures like maggots. Way too much exposed and rotting flesh for those animated corpses to survive for so long.

    • @nolanola319
      @nolanola319 8 років тому

      +Roku Jones well the virus would kill the maggots too, supposing it can prevent rigamortis

    • @rokujones
      @rokujones 8 років тому +3

      Plum Rosen No it would not. Viruses only attack certain creatures in real life. They do not kill everything in their path.

    • @nolanola319
      @nolanola319 8 років тому

      yeah but i mean like other viruses, theyd need to fight other bacteria to make an immune system for want of a better word. Max brooks wrote alot about it

    • @leoploriodon
      @leoploriodon 8 років тому

      +Roku Jones The only reasonable zombie apocalypse would be an alien invasion using an advanced genetically engineered bioweapon to clear the way for their takeover and colonization. Such a well thought out campaign could use an adaptable disease-like organism capable of defending itself on a microbial level, and preserving its platforms (corpses), against too much decay.

    • @leoploriodon
      @leoploriodon 8 років тому

      Such a weapon probably wouldn't rely on biting alone though, so we would be even more screwed.

  • @stefan1024
    @stefan1024 3 роки тому +3

    2016: A global virus outbreak would fail quickly, just stay inside for a view days.
    202x: Hold my Mexican beer ...

  • @XouZ88
    @XouZ88 8 років тому +28

    Except for the fact that people wouldn't react like that then they first see a zombie. Proven in many prank videos. Also since most people don't really think that a dead person truly could be walking if they had the time to think, they wouldn't see a dead person who walks as truly dead meaning that killing that person would be a thing to avoid. We all feel like we know what we will do if things like this happens, but the truth is that no one knows since that would be a very stressfull moment and would only depend on our instincts.

    • @zehkiel8018
      @zehkiel8018 8 років тому +10

      That's true, but that's the first stage of the human response. The "kill zambies, Nazis and commies" thing is so ingrained in our culture now, it wouldn't take long to get behind it. After that, our ability to organize a response would be crippling. Zombies don't obey PSAs telling where is safe. I can see a few cities failing, losing a quarter of the civilians before a successful evac, MAYBE, before it's massively publicly identified. After that martial law would ensue. Do you really think zombies are more challenging than opposing armies? Than terrorists? Than even gangs? After martial law, the infection would be cleaned up. Fast. Maybe a few more outbreaks from stragglers wandering out of the killzone, but nothing big.

    • @XouZ88
      @XouZ88 8 років тому

      Robert Ross What are the odds that a "real" zombie would be anything like the ones in the movies? Infection and sickness we have seen before killing large populations all around the world.

    • @zehkiel8018
      @zehkiel8018 8 років тому +1

      XouZ Pretty slim. But given that we know nothing about real life potential zombies, all assumptions are just as outlandish and improbable as the most obscure, terrible zombie movies. But the defining trait of zombies is that they turn you into one. The "zombie" virus, to qualify, means you have to become a zombie by transfer from another zombie. Otherwise, it would hardly fit the trope, and would thus have to be called something else.

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 8 років тому +6

      Except we already have an example of what a zombie-inducing disease would be like in rabies. Rabies is spread through biting and makes it's victims hyper-aggressive before killing them. Almost all human cases of rabies are transferred from other animals (dogs, bats etc..) because people are really good at recognizing and avoiding contact with a person who is acting strangely so they won't get close enough to be bitten. Plus people are really bad at biting other people because of our flat faces and short necks.

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 8 років тому +2

      That one in Miami had a gun pulled on him. After people have a moment to pause they'll outsmart the zombies.

  • @darqjade
    @darqjade 8 років тому +9

    The funniest thing about this video, is the news strip running at the bottom. That stuff cracked me up

  • @spidaminida
    @spidaminida 8 років тому +43

    I gotta go school even in the zombie apocalaypse???

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 8 років тому +6

      +spidaminida Yes, Jimmy. Just don't forget your pole to push over any zombies you see. Or, chainmail would work pretty well.

    • @WeavileLady
      @WeavileLady 8 років тому +1

      I rather face a walk to classes with a realistic zombie outbreak than go when it "feels like" -40F with wind chill. Either way where I live you go anyways almost always. Unless parents start to complain...

    • @kevinshaw4730
      @kevinshaw4730 7 років тому

      Wiggly Fungus Now now Billy, you learning stuff which you'll probably never have to use in life, is more important than your health.

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 5 років тому +15

    Yeah by season 9 of TWD you’d think all walkers would be gone

  • @logantus7923
    @logantus7923 8 років тому +14

    Did you guy think about the walking dead theory about how a zombie apocalypse could go down

    • @raFael-ge6ge
      @raFael-ge6ge 8 років тому +1

      Logantus *guys

    • @SocialLocust
      @SocialLocust 8 років тому +20

      Well, good thing you corrected him and added that "s". I never would have figured out what he was saying.

    • @aidenhall8593
      @aidenhall8593 7 років тому +1

      It wouldn't. Tanks, planes, AFVs, helicopters, helicopter transported infantry, regular well trained infantry, even a single police officer, as shown in the walking dead, could take on a few of them at a time, if not whole hordes,, and it would never even get that far as anyone with a brain could kill a zombie. Basically every scenario has no sense to it, from the actual outbreak to the disease itself. It would never happen

  • @RoninDave
    @RoninDave 8 років тому +18

    The Great Zombie Plague of 20-- will begin at 9:30 am and end at 9:47 with 347 deaths, five of them being zombies.

    • @The5armdamput33
      @The5armdamput33 8 років тому +2

      +Ronin Dave I usually see you on TYT videos..... Good to see ya....
      And all the people who died from zombie attacks were already brainless.... So I have more sympathy for the zombies....

    • @JagenRay
      @JagenRay 8 років тому

      +Ronin Dave If you read the scrolling text it started at 9:08... duh...

  • @fredburger7820
    @fredburger7820 8 років тому +134

    But what if it can spreads via MOSQUITOES!!!!!!! (ಠ~ಠ) seriously tho....

    • @PaJamaican
      @PaJamaican 8 років тому +9

      lol like malaria? bug spray? and again colder areas and hotter areas would be unaffected.

    • @FadedOs
      @FadedOs 8 років тому +4

      Fred Burger I'd be taking baths in bug spray

    • @randomplays1522
      @randomplays1522 8 років тому +7

      PaJamaican Hotter areas would be safe from mosquitoes? What?

    • @genericyoutuber3300
      @genericyoutuber3300 8 років тому +1

      they couldnt fly

    • @harrisonrayment1452
      @harrisonrayment1452 7 років тому +4

      Say just use bug spray to the most infectious and lethal parasite in the history of mankind. Malaria literally kills millions a year. Your soloution is so simple and obvious don't you think the millions dying would have thought to implement it. It's obvious most countries don't. And also even if bug spray kills 75% of all mosquitos (unlikely) it wouldn't still infect hundreds of thousands of people. Your a fucking idiot.

  • @user-tf9fh4sy4c
    @user-tf9fh4sy4c 5 років тому +4

    One tank crew with a loudspeaker on the top would pretty much take care of the lot.
    Play some sounds through the loudspeaker,drive very slowly to a large open space waiting for all the zombies to follow and then simply drive around in circles turning them into pate.

    • @Top_E_Official
      @Top_E_Official Рік тому

      Yeah, I simply don't see how zombies can ever defeat a tank. Zombies are literally a less dangerous version of an unstable human.

  • @sSpirit
    @sSpirit 8 років тому +12

    Human's cause extinction by accident.
    I'm sure we can exterminate the zombie foe before the next episode of How I Met Your Mother.

    • @ImpecuniousMax
      @ImpecuniousMax 8 років тому +5

      +Saiyan Spirit
      I sincerely hope not - since that would mean the possibility of watching another episode of How I Met Your Mother.

  • @lustigermensch5338
    @lustigermensch5338 7 років тому +297

    Yessss
    No School in Germany :D

    • @lustigermensch5338
      @lustigermensch5338 7 років тому

      Nooooooooo :(

    • @fobba9639
      @fobba9639 7 років тому +1

      dey said sckewl is bak on everywere u idoit

    • @lustigermensch5338
      @lustigermensch5338 7 років тому +7

      Wrote this comment before he said that!
      But now im going to commit suicide because u called me idiot :(

    • @lustigermensch5338
      @lustigermensch5338 7 років тому +1

      I cant tell if ur sarcastic right now or if you are really that dumb Roblox playing kid iI think you are

    • @fobba9639
      @fobba9639 7 років тому +1

      i haz right to liek roblox if i want to, secondley u use the :D so u hav noting to says, and i am totaly no being sarcastics

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 8 років тому +29

    2:26 Trust me, zombies are the least of Australia's worries.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 8 років тому +3

      Apemanwithcalculator
      That wasn't the point I intended to make...but OK...

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 8 років тому

      +Drew Armstrong, The Glorious Lobster Emperor Australian spiders and snakes are usually between 'nope' and 'fuck no', so I think zombies don't really have a chance. Now if we take that even the fuckin trees trying to eat ya there with lizards and whatthefuck not, than we can assume Australia is a safe place for everything but you and the zombies.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 8 років тому

      Károly Németh
      Trust me, the trees aren't trying to eat us. They just want to murder our families. It's a common misconception, they don't want to eat us, they're just dicks.

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 8 років тому

      Drew Armstrong, The Glorious Lobster Emperor I'm sorry, I don't have extended knowledge in the murderous trees, plants, grass and moss of Australia.

    • @justforcomments3155
      @justforcomments3155 8 років тому +3

      I could see a typical Australian child playing outside, wrestling some kangaroos, rolling their eyes when they see some zombie stumbling up

  • @geekhotel1785
    @geekhotel1785 3 роки тому +23

    I wonder, wouldn’t survival in a zombie apocalypse be much easier with a medieval suit of armor? There would be almost no way for them to bite you through the suit

    • @KandyBoy69
      @KandyBoy69 2 роки тому +4

      That shits heavy though

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 2 роки тому +2

      Chainmail wouldnt be crazy effective

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 Рік тому +4

      @@KandyBoy69 knights can still run.but that doesn't mean the average guy could do the same i guess.

    • @charlestaylor7760
      @charlestaylor7760 Рік тому +1

      @@shallbric6160while it’s not plate armor chain still most likely impossible for zombies to bite (you also wear padded under chain mail

    • @Elite_hunter3
      @Elite_hunter3 Рік тому

      yeah and if you get bit you become a dark souls boss

  • @laurinesax
    @laurinesax 8 років тому +7

    That news anchor's bite was petrifying.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 8 років тому

      +remyling LOL I found it petrifying as well..I think if any outbreak would happen it'd be the newsman virus lol