Why The Zombie Apocalypse Would Fail Quickly
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Let's be honest, Australia would just bully the zombies until they die, Australians would just go about normally, everything is already trying to kill them
Yeah... Pretty much. Plus there's so much unoccupied space and islands that we could probably just call dibs and then just live for like 20 years zombie free. I called dibs on an island already guys. Don't Take My Island!!!!!!! : OOOO
Honestly, all Australia has to do is prevent anyone from coming into the country and isolating anyone who has come from foreign countries. But it depends where an outbreak began, in which case Aus would be safe if it began in Europe, Asia, North America, etc.
Suicide bombers would work well against a zombie hoard.
6ix Paster they are also the country that basically said yeah you can have like half the country it's useless desert anyway in WW2
Robert Cremin That, or the animals get to them first.
The take away is that your zombie prep plan should include an ocelot.
no you need a Wolf against a dog and an ocelot against the exploding cucumbers
+Johannes Heitz *Zombie
not dog >.
Yeeeaaah!! *DANGER ZOONE!!*
LET'S GO BABOU!!
you're awesome for that reference
BABOU!!
Competent militaries: exist
Zombie Apocalypse: *That wasnt supposed to happen*
Yea that’s my problem with the crossed comics version. Like sure there smarter and stronger. But there still just random civilians with no basic attack structure or strategy
@@Ttegegg imagine being so trash that you handle the best weapon in the world and gone through military training and still getting kill by a fricking weak zombie
"All Governments are urging citizens to stay inside" Yes, apparently that would not work
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Hindsight is 2020
@@BoindilTwoBlades Good Pun.
Karens: *zombies aren't constitutional!*
@Midas That isn't communist, that's a joke
Jeez, how would we ever fight against slow moving, braid dead corpses, whose only means of attack is biting....how about a leather jacket?
ICouldn'tComeUpWithAGoodUsername yes anything but braid dead
ICouldn'tComeUpWithAGoodUsername Negan already thought of that ;)
ICouldn'tComeUpWithAGoodUsername your an insult to fallout and to everyone you would cry in a corner if you say a zombie
ICouldn'tComeUpWithAGoodUsername your an insult to fallout and to everyone you would cry in a corner if you saw a zombie
gogatorsandeagles
I've seen dead people before, they are not really scary...since they are dead.
"So throw a rock and you'll probably hit a gun. Pick up that gun and shoot a zombie."
Leo Krupp lol
I don't think we have that many guns, especially not just lying around
Daniel Contino 1.12 per person
zombie infection: hits Texas
Texas: grabs guns "you just yeed your last haw"
Bro this fax💯😂
Meanwhile in colder climates zombies just freeze
*happy dean winchester noises*
Then your gunshot attracts 500 more for your 1 zed
@@Aerophina silencers maybe?
*Plot Twist : It was an airborne disease*
wear eye, mouth and nose protection whilst curb stomping the zombie hoard.
THEN EVERYONE WHOULD DIE AND WE WHOULD FUCKING DECOMPOSE AND IF THERE'S ANY HUMANS LEFT THE PLANET IS FUCKING YOURS
*oh* *shit*
Oh no
ZombieDalek Weck Grammar?
Wait, "zombies"? You claim these things called "zombies" can't survive outside for long, are slow and unfit, and make strange sounds.... Are you talking about the modern human?
Ha banter
Yes, but humans have one thing that zombies do not....Self Preservation
dude I don't think a zombie could jump in the air and kill some military planes/choppers and anyways the military has weapons we do not know about XD and a good shotgun that will blow away half of the zombies body would kill em too😅😂
Dude look up any of the videos of Black Friday Shopping. Even better have the 28 Days Later soundtrack going in the background while watching.
+launch4
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you're just great bruh!😂👌
You people just ruined about every edgelord's dream.
Holy shit so true
lol😂they still got the mad Max stlye apocalypse
*necrophiliacs feeling conflicted*
"Stay indoors?! But I want my hair done! Zombies are sure a hoax anyways"
@Cucking Liberals nice bait bro
Too true, it hurts
A zombie outbreak wouldn't last long because they would just decay to quick from the weather conditions, maggots , flies...etc.
MLGRACCOON Indeed
MLGRACCOON it takes months to fully decay
Tre Vuckovich Even if they would be rotting they would fall apart while moving faster. I like twd but zombies being so strong is stupidest thing about that show. Also than most guns don't have recoil there bothers me more than it should.
Tre Vuckovich muscle are one the first things to go. Bones make it last.
Damn son where'd you find this. The older seasons show that the walkers are actually decaying and that their skin can he peeled off easy but yes the old walkers shouldn't be so strong. no recoil on guns pisses me off tooXD
If it's world war Z zombies we're all fucked
King Djpmon true dat 😂😂
King Djpmon No, cause the solution to beating them is literally in the end of the movie (loud noise Generator+ Nuke). Also CAS, MBTs, APCs and AA Guns as well as artillery and mortars for the ones further away. And ordinary soldiers with MGs and assault rifles. And armed civilians. And Cops. You get the idea
It is dumb how they lost so much to begin with. Helicopters are loud. Just ride them around in circles, shred with chain guns, repeat for a few days or what not.
King Djpmon or train to busan
z nation zombies as well
“Stay inside and stay safe. Don’t worry, it’s easy”. Well that aged like milk
Oof
I have always said...
If the zombie apocalypse is dawn of the dead zombies, then im good.
If it is 28 days later zombies... im screwed.
The T-Virus which van infect dogs and crows is where I draw the line. Fuck that shit. I'm out if it's the T-Virus.
@@mdstevens0612 On the plus side, the Resident Evil world also contains the possibility for humans to develop superpowers to fight off the dead with. All things considered, that evens things out a bit.
@@TheYasmineFlower The RE universe started because umbrella wanted to create Tyrants (super humans basically) but the T-virus was compatible only with like 3% of the earth's population, the rest would just turn into zombies. Most super powered characters in RE are more like mindless animals or controlled and the few sentient ones are villains. The game is mostly about normal humans overcoming the mutated creatures created by umbrella and their cousin companies, which is why RE get survival horror right, you get to kill the monster in the end. The only good mutant was Piers and he sacrificed himself before he was taken over completely by the virus in 6.
P.s: I am not counting the movie universe.
@1 but the thing is they are not zombies they are still alive but they are infected and i watched a video about the rage virus saying that england is pretty much dead and deserted and that they are still alive human beings that got infected by the virus but i agree i got scared so fast by how they looked and acted and their speed
if its the walking dead zombies I wouldnt even consider the apocalypse to exist
I always found it odd how in zombie movies there are tanks with dead soldiers inside. You're telling me mindless, predatorial corpses overpowered a 30 ton titanium death machine designed for military artillery against conscious, technologically advanced humans with similar technology?
Well... Someone could get bit and then go into a tank.
+Boom Bob Unlikely. The only time a tank crew open their hatch in a zombie apocalypse to scout out the surroundings instead of using the camera's that provide 360° view is when the zombies around it have been shot off by the RCWS mounted atop the tank.
+Grey Hansenn De Lara he meant one of the tank operators went into the tank already infected
+Heaxen Valle Oh? How would the tank crew not know if one of their operators is/are infected? You'd think they'd verify the operator first before they let him in, after all verification of identity and status in a warzone or apocalypse is an actual procedure followed by most armies in the world.
Grey Hansenn De Lara it could happen before they identify the virus or what is happening
It's funny that all the outbreaks are zombie related. There's rarely a vampire or mummy outbreak.
How exactly would Mummies get anywhere near the Americas? Would they just take a plane or something?
+Vulcannicus DONT QUESTION IT!
I am Legend was a vampire outbreak
there are already mummies in the Americas, Mayan, Aztec and other South American Native had both mummies and pyramids
Yeah, but vampires are just smart zombies. The zombie/ vampires in I am Legend were more like wild predators.
Play it's everyday bro to the zombie that will kill then
I mean, Jake Paulers are already mindless zombies, so it would most likely do nothing to them.
LEBRON!!!!! !!!!!!!! Yea because zombies are done
well bite the zombie and it will become a human again in a matter of minutes
Only if england is your city.
No, you play opera music. Then their heads fucking explode.
“School is Back in the following areas”
List: “ Sweden”
*JÄVLAR*
What does that mean?
It means "shit" i think 😅
Toledo was the best part
Me: *scans list* "No London!! Whoo!! Bloody spiffing, chaps!" 🧐🇬🇧
if usain bolt became a zombie were all fucked
Castorjay Besina Get out the vehicle and run!
Castorjay Besina or John Cena
Castorjay Besina he would run out of stamina
Castorjay Besina ever seen world war z?
I thought zombies are slow cuz their muscles are rotting, them being undead and all
10/10 acting
"call a friend because it's likely they have a gun"
confirmed: this was made in USA...
why dont zombies eat each other🤔
In Z nation they do
I actually don't know
Cause there flesh might be rotten or removed?
Cause they greedy
@@Shadow-sw2hx probs cause the reason they became zombies was cause of a fungus instead of them being undead and the reason they don't wanna attack each other is cause of the fungus trying to spread itself the thing these guys are forgetting is the reality of a zombie apocalypse and that an actual zombie would probably be fast and strong enough to chase down a human or animal that would be the case if the fungus wants to get more hosts to help spread itself. Sooo that makes their tactics useless unless they wanna be the first ones to be taken and the natural predator thing would not work because the animal would get infected by the fungus in the hosts blood stream
Maybe the zombies would spare me if I played some thriller and gave them some Canadian maple syrup
Gamerborn nah theyd just apologize the hole time for their behavior and improper manners
Gamerborn give them some norwegian fish
Gamerborn if michel jackson became a zombie thats the first thing anyone would do
Gamerborn followed by an apology
Gamerborn please do...
a "zombie" apocalypse could not happen however a disease that is highly contagious and is similar to a "zombies" behavior could happen.
There actually are two diseases I know of which have zombie-like symptoms: Rabies and Cordyceps (Which is the fungus in The Last of us). Rabies might not be very infectious right now, but if pathogens are known for one thing, it's mutating and Cordyceps might only infect insects at the moment, but if there's another thing diseases are known for, it's jumping from one species to another.
Also Mad Cow Disease!
Golden Bird fungal infections in warm blooded animals are extremely uncommon to the point where it's theorized that we evolved warm blood to avoid fungus. Plus the only times illnesses cross species is when people are around them extremely often like flu from pigs, and I don't see anyone farming Amazon ants. Rabies on the other hand is more likely but still not very, it could even be possible to wipe it out like they did in the UK.
TheObsidianX I did not know that about fungal infections, but ants and termites are around humans pretty much all the time.
Loonatic Life
The U.S government actually has plans for if a zombie apocalypse ever happened.
Ok yeah just stay home, how hard can that be?
How to survive a zombie apocalypse,
1.movd to canada
2. Create a hydrigen flame thrower
3. Add salt to the hydrogen flamethrower
4. create modified mosquitos that will be the predator of the virus
5. Kill everything
6. Get Brad on your team
Credits unknown problems
1. Everyone moves to Canada
2. How?
3. Why?
4. What?
5. How?
6. He abandons you. because how else do you think he survived so long?
Fire don't work it will make the zombies stronger and how will you get that type of tech unless the bugs are very large so oof on your plan
@@xJohan.Liebertx lol what so setting a living corpse on fire is ineffective? Lol people set corpse(s) on fire to get rid of em on funerals.
@@prajawalgurung6121 it would work but I don't think you would survive if their was more than 3 cuz u need a oven to pull it off and why going out of ur time to roast some zombies in a oven if u could just stab them in the head?
@@xJohan.Liebertx I see maybe setting them on fire wouldn't be as effective as using melee weapons, I'd reckon it still be useful like kira said fire works better on zombies.
In Soviet Russia zombie does not eat you. You eat zombie HOERAAA KOMRADES!!!
Ysbrand vd Velde In Soviet Russia zombie does not eat brain Brain eats zombie
in Soviet Russia infection does not infect uoy, you infect infection
Ysbrand vd Velde da Komrad we will drink vodka to our victory over da facist zombies oooooooraaaaaa!!!
DA, WE WILL EAT ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE NO EAT US IN SOVIET RUSSIA, OOOOEERAAAHHH
GLORY TO MOTHER RUSSIA! EAT ZE ZOMBIES! (Le soviet anthem)
"Necrophiliacs feeling conflicted" I fucking LOST it.
This was done four years ago today to this day, now we have covert 19 with the same exact scenario in reality. WTF?
Scientists in 2020: please stay indoors to help stop the spread of a deadly virus. People: nooooooooooooooooooo
Don´t really think we´d survive the zombies very well..
Sadly
I think there will be people defending zombies and saying they have rights and shit! Or the zombie apocalypse is a government hoax to keep people in line!
@Dick Balls • 30 years ago I'm not actually refering to the people that have to go to work, I'm more concerned about all this f those who seem to thing the pandemic will go away if you just ignore it hard enough
The reason covid spreads so effectively is because it's not obvious who's the carrier. For the zombies, it's damn obvious -- it's that guy trying to bite you. It's damn easy to kill a zombie (yes, even the running ones), because they only have one strategy of attack -- charge forward. And unlike large animals that employ this strategy (such as lions and bears), humans don't have the weight nor build. A simple kick to the body will make the zombies re-dead. And with a regular stick, it's even easier. Zombieland did well to display how easy it is to kill a running zombie.
You do realize that in America the zombie apocalypse would essentially fail on the spot as the far north is too cold and the far south is too hot paired with the fact that just about everyone has guns. So it wouldn't really mean shit if the government or scientists said to stay inside as a small posse of police and civilians could fix everything. Plus with our culture being filled with zombie Lore and concepts, we're prepared for almost every variation and event that comes like how to treat a bite wound and where to go
Everyone who's saying a zombie apocalypse wouldn't happen because zombies aren't real:
GOLLY FUCKING GEE, NO ONE HAS EVER COME TO THAT CONCLUSION!! YOU SHOULD WIN A NOBEL PRIZE!!!
a zombie apocalypse is almost guaranteed to happen, might not be the zombie that is portrayed but a zombie like disease will develop
"Golly fucking gee" might be my new favourite phrase in all of the English language 😂
Dafuq where are you from I live in England and no one ever says that 😂😂
+Michael Mallhi one did its called rabies its not very effective
Nanotechnology could make it real
The elites quest for immortality could go wrong
The threat is other people not zombies. If you don't think certain people/groups will take the momentary chaos as an opportunity to do shit they never could normally do you're in for a big surprise. The zombies aren't the apocalypse they're the catalyst
One of the great aspects of humans is the fact that most people aren't bad. We've lived for 200,000 years completely based on our ability to, generally, work really well together and adapt accordingly. If there's chaos, chances are most people are going to do everything they can to help each other out to survive while to just completely decimating the people who are killing others.
Gabriel Ivarsson 9B TE no the wouldn't. a zombie apocalypse is part of the plan...kinda like an experiment to see how they are, they are going to be used to replace armies because they would be expendable.
Dominic Ruiz Not really no, people wouldn't go mad killing people if there's no zombie threat to end civilization. The military won't fall like they do in the movies. There'll be rules still.
Fuarian
like in The Last Of us where all the shit hit the fan but there were still functioning cities while zombies were stumbling around outside the walls.
depends on the type, the dead rising zombies seem to suggest that at first but all of the psychopaths die from zombies if you don't kill them. the zombie survival guide/world war z zombies suggest it's just one of the mountain of shit you have to deal with, meanwhile the world war z (movie) zombies/left4dead and resident evil-esc, they are 99% of the threat.
Okay I must warn you spoilers. In the movie the walking diseased (a walking dead parody) the zombies are just walking corpses. Near the end of the movie one of the survivors descovers that the zombies' skulls are so weak, a well hit pillow can kill them.
Hell, it's like that in the actual show too.
Well, that would explain why in z nation the can very easly cut the zombies heads in half.
Spoil: one guy threw a disk thing and cut its head in half, and the fact that the same guy uses an slingshot that a child would have like no more than 10 pounds shots gulf balls, gears, ball bearings, and any small enough thing to shot right threw the head.
How to survive the zombie apocalypse: Just do what I do everyday...stay inside.
0:21 Says a women crashes in the 841
0:25 Shows the 481
The word north would be backwards if its mirrored.
CNN?
Warren Valion no, just a shitty UA-cam channel scrambling for views cranking out 8 videos a day
"There's 1.2 guns for every 1 American," a true statement
BaconCakeMaster 0 I just have a fifth of an AK-47 lying around somewhere
i have 2 guns, i thought that was enough until i met daryl from work, mf has 21 guns like tf you need that many for
+BrianShaggy074 Does he have a big family? Does he go on hunting trips? Does he carry concealed? Does he have one for home defense? Does he have a couple for target practice? That may answer your question.
it's because of all those people with like... 20 something guns, vs the people with none.
BaconCakeMaster 0 hence the mass killings and current civil war in amerika
Yeah by season 9 of TWD you’d think all walkers would be gone
It could be already in Season 1
“Nechrophiliacs feel conflicted” 😂
"Necrofiliacs feeling conflicted"
Walking dead just got shut down
Oakship166
walking dead shut itself down
Walking dead tried to get around this with everyone on Earth being infected simultaneously, because magic.
Dude they didn’t know what zombies were in TWD.
Caleb Wheeler It's called an extraterrestrial nanobot pathogen specifically designed to infect most people without the infection being noticable until it is time to initiate the walker apocalypse. It then is programmed to be activated (all are infected) by saliva penetrating skin. The nanobots cause decay to slow down with time, and can assemble just a little flesh from human flesh unto the rotting corpse. The nanobots are already in the skull, and when someone dies, the skull becomes soft, which is why it is so easy to sink a blade into it.
Christopher Johnson wow just, wow.
If zombies are literally just decomposed flesh and bones how can they properly walk? Better question, how tf to they break down fences and doors
They dont feel pain so they can use 100% of their available strenght, with strenght changing based on mass, height, sex, and condition of the zombie in question.
A zombie without any limbs is obliviously less strong then a zombie with all it's limbs intact
My face when Brazil shows up on the Zombies-already-died list
My face when I don't have to deal with all of those shenanigans for more than a week
Well if it's a zombie apocalypse then it is still an apocalypse so did it actually fail?
Blake Anderson its fake
Zecroh I think he knows.
Apocalypse simply means the end of the world, then the apocalypse will never exist since the end of the human race isn't the end of the world.
So the zombie apocalypse will never be an apocalypse since it can never end the world.
This was all pretty much covered in Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide.
right
+Luther Barrett (Luke) except that went much worse for some reason lol
+Luther Barrett (Luke) Actually, he states that things like natural predators and decomposition wouldn't work, as something about the virus causes animals to avoid zombies, and regular bacteria that would eat dead flesh wouldn't eat away at them.
John Dwyer But what if it's an infection that causes extreme aggression like in the 28 day later franchise?
+John Dwyer I could maybe buy the animals' bit, but bacteria don't care about no virus. Zombies would decompose just like any other piece of meat. In fact, you can see this process halfway in most zombie movies. Unless now he says that the virus makes decomposition conveniently stop at a point where the vessel results terrifying but can still move and kill and all that.
Actually it's pretty much impossible because corpses minds and the heart stop working and eventually decompose rendering them completely immobile and inefficient.
Except for the Zombie virus that actually causes ants to climb up on the tallest blade of grass and wait there to be eaten.
Shutup jeramy no one asked u
unless if its a fungus or some sort, that doesnt make them dead, but just infected human beings. Then it is possible
The whole zombie thing is that people become infected by a highly infectious disease that takes over their brain, makes them canavalistic, and makes them less efficient at life. The infection isn’t spread through bite originally, but the idea is that being bitten brings far more of the infectious virus than a normal infection, thus either overpowering an immune or killing them by more bites.
You know zombies aren't real, right? They can be literally anything you want them to be. They are made up.
He was being logical.
...opposite of populat belief, anybody can be a zombie, a person just has to get really sick and die or easier-just die! People already carry the zombie gene, its like cancer- everyone has it, it just hasnt matured yet.
E_M_M :D id appreciate it if you would not give me an anxiety attack
@@DeadlyDanDaMan they can be real if a disease or fungus evolved to control mammals but we would probably be quite old when that happens so it can be a reality
We have nukes bombs tanks drones and guns, it's impossible humanity wouldn't survive a zombie attack
Thee Apollo isnt the virus of zombies supposed to spread through the zombies biting you? if we kill them, it wouldnt spread
Thee Apollo yeah, but when we are talking about zombies, we are usually talking about the kind we see in movies, which the disease always spreads through the zombie biting you, a zombie virus can not exist anyways, but im are saying that if a zombie apocalypse were to happen as we see it in movies, only a couple hundred thousand, maybe just a couple ten thousand people would die
Airborne diseases aren't extremely frightening with the right steps.
DazidSpore24 Btw a Nuke would end humanity as well, "The nuclear winter" have you heard of it?
Not a weeb people have dropped nukes before, a nuclear winter wouldnt end humanity
1:00 giraffes somehow loose everywhere... the last of us maybe?!
knuckleT19 thats what i thought too lol
knuckleT19 that was one of my favorite scenes!
Zombie Giraffes?
2016: A global virus outbreak would fail quickly, just stay inside for a view days.
202x: Hold my Mexican beer ...
I wonder, wouldn’t survival in a zombie apocalypse be much easier with a medieval suit of armor? There would be almost no way for them to bite you through the suit
That shits heavy though
Chainmail wouldnt be crazy effective
@@KandyBoy69 knights can still run.but that doesn't mean the average guy could do the same i guess.
@@shallbric6160while it’s not plate armor chain still most likely impossible for zombies to bite (you also wear padded under chain mail
yeah and if you get bit you become a dark souls boss
Brad is a badass XD
Paige N. Yes
You mean bradass
Egg lol
Old man is storming
Yeah in real life,pussy
NOT going to School i love u denmark
Fuck NOT School again
No.... school for Korea....... but if i know tiger moms students will still have to go to study rooms and academies.
The zombie apocalypse started and ended in like 3 minutes 30 seconds
Generally I would assume such things to come with a great deal of panic and riots, where humans become just as much of a threat as zombies. Infrastructure failing to be maintained over that time, despite being fully automated someplaces, there usually requires human input.. and if power cuts out for more than a week or two then generally things start to go crazy. Hospitals going out of function, radio outtage, fuel reserves inaccessable, food would be scarce (thus forcing people out) and so on.
If the military can avoid being stretched out thin then there's no reason to really fear, but most homes are not made to withstand an onslaught of zombies. It would, at best, be quite the intense few weeks with millions possibly dying as a result of no nourishment. The ones that HAD all this would fight to keep it. Soldiers would also likely want to go to protect their own loved ones rather than be stationed at great distances away from them.. so how would one fight disobedience?
Regardless, the zombies would die out eventually... but then there's the issue of what CAUSED this to begin with. Could it happen again? Was it even so simple that bites spread this.. or is it actually airborne but dormant? Bites infect or do they just provide guaranteed kills due to bacteria that forms in the undead? Would water sources become infected? Would soil be infected by the dead?
There's a mass amount of things to think about OTHER than zombies. They are just the icing on the cake of a zombie apocalypse.. which I would rather specify as a Zombie-caused apocalypse.
Literaly the points the creator of zombies tried to make
This is very unrealistic lmao
this man just illustrated at the end.. how i kill bugs when they're too close for comfort
3:40
Our luck our planet would get the Left 4 Dead zombies
might as well cry if that happens
Or the world war Z zombies ...Tbh We'd probably kill ourself's off if we had them by injecting ourself's with every lethal disease infront of us xD
Emotional Goon actually it be easier to take out those zombies because if you are sick they don't attack you and are attracted to loud noise so the military would just make noise in a big area and carpet bomb them
Emotional Goon well lucky me i got Asthma so i am not a good host
Those aren't zombies. Might as well fear a witch outbreak.
:)) You didn't take in consideration the fact that if the disease is in the air, death by any causes other than brain damage will turn the human into a zombie.
Imagine the hospitals.
Ya these dumb UA-camrs wanted to prove their stupid points in very stupid way as possible .
Wait, isnt the most common zombie trope is that it spreads through bites
Just use knight amour (make sure its metal) and you're fine!
Dude freaken chainmail and a bikers helmet would do, hell leather would do, or even just a normal thick jacket.
"Is this a bath salt thing again?"
100th like
But what if it can spreads via MOSQUITOES!!!!!!! (ಠ~ಠ) seriously tho....
lol like malaria? bug spray? and again colder areas and hotter areas would be unaffected.
Fred Burger I'd be taking baths in bug spray
PaJamaican Hotter areas would be safe from mosquitoes? What?
they couldnt fly
Say just use bug spray to the most infectious and lethal parasite in the history of mankind. Malaria literally kills millions a year. Your soloution is so simple and obvious don't you think the millions dying would have thought to implement it. It's obvious most countries don't. And also even if bug spray kills 75% of all mosquitos (unlikely) it wouldn't still infect hundreds of thousands of people. Your a fucking idiot.
Stay inside and stay safe. Turns out we are doomed in a zombie outbreak.
Someone else made a video that brought up a great point. If they had just stayed in the South, the zombies would have just been decomposed already. But they needed the story to continue so they kept moving North where it's not as hot.
They would die in less than a week from dehydration
I love how in all these zombie movies rigomortis and decomposition doesn't exsist.
Le Avocado Ikr😂
It's easy to kill a zombie. Just offend it to the point it finally talks and kills itself lol
Juking Thao lol
Yeah just call it a zombie they find it offensive if you call them zombies you have to call them walker's
Like the real world!
Darth Vader only if they are millenial zombies
Its already dead it can't kill its self if it's already dead lol
Guess I'll stay inside and stay safe.
One tank crew with a loudspeaker on the top would pretty much take care of the lot.
Play some sounds through the loudspeaker,drive very slowly to a large open space waiting for all the zombies to follow and then simply drive around in circles turning them into pate.
Yeah, I simply don't see how zombies can ever defeat a tank. Zombies are literally a less dangerous version of an unstable human.
NOOOOOOOOO,school is back!Damn it.
Itzel Montalvo A blizzard is heading your way, the snow is predicted to be about at least 15 inches. School is Cancelled until further notice. Lol
Itzel Montalvo 💯th like
Imagined getting Rko'd by a zombie? Ahh can't wait...Or even zombies memeing us.
Zey they are still humans just infected what if John cena was one lol
AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHN!!! CEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!! BAM BAM PEW PEW
happened in Nathan Turners Deadly Love search it in youtube
Dun da da daa dun da da daa
lol
Zey imagine zombie rights group
"So just throw a rock and you'll...probably hit a gun!" LOL
Zombies: My stupid virus can’t do anything!
Cordeyceps Fungus: *time to end humanity*
Yessss
No School in Germany :D
Nooooooooo :(
dey said sckewl is bak on everywere u idoit
Wrote this comment before he said that!
But now im going to commit suicide because u called me idiot :(
I cant tell if ur sarcastic right now or if you are really that dumb Roblox playing kid iI think you are
i haz right to liek roblox if i want to, secondley u use the :D so u hav noting to says, and i am totaly no being sarcastics
I am a zombie and this video is triggering. Living people should check their privilege.
You do know it's entirely legal to shoot zombies, right?
+Tonberry Queen This is why we should fund Fitz's Tropes vs Zombies kickstarter
You ain't no zombie, you're a god damn Tonberry. I hate those bitch asses in Final Fantasy, acting all chill and shit then slowly walking up to me and shanking me.
+Daric They make good pets though. Quite useful against zombies too.
Daric lol
Are we gonna ignore the fact that if we didn't stay inside an actual apoclypse would happen?
These are your own "Facts"
Obviously nobody shares these thoughts...
2:31 Best Fresh Prince reference ever
damn it not even a zombie outbreak can get school cancelled anymore
+kingthe13 A 1/4 inch of snow = no school. Zombie outbreak = not even a 2 hour delay.
one says stay indoors and the other says go outside its beutiful
So good ! The ticker on the bottom has me cracking up ty !!😂
Finally starting to see this channel in my recommended
In america zombies infect you
In soviet russia human infect zombies!
this is why russia will survive
In america zombie eat human. in mother russia, human eat zombie.
VbgVbg 113 won't you get the virus by eating a zombie ?
Yess
Boo booo!!!
I love this, it reminds me of old school UA-cam videos.
what if it's left 4 dead 2 zombies?
Loved how he just sat there, not blinking while the list of countries scrolled up the screen
I gotta go school even in the zombie apocalaypse???
+spidaminida Yes, Jimmy. Just don't forget your pole to push over any zombies you see. Or, chainmail would work pretty well.
I rather face a walk to classes with a realistic zombie outbreak than go when it "feels like" -40F with wind chill. Either way where I live you go anyways almost always. Unless parents start to complain...
Wiggly Fungus Now now Billy, you learning stuff which you'll probably never have to use in life, is more important than your health.
i was so occupied reading the bottom i completely missed what the people were saying
Same. I muted it, read the ticker and then rewound it and watched them.
moonlight Madness good idea don't re watch it's complete garbage what there saying
As if. Three years now we are fighting against an illness that could be cured if we all just stayed at home for two weeks.
if only corona would die this quickly
I want to know how the giraffes got loose
I think it's a reference to "The Last of Us", where Ellie wanted to see a giraffe
Every zombie movie ever... Hay theirs a zombie walking around injured, it’s probably a start of a zombie apocalypse... We should give it 10 people to tern into zombies as a head start instead if stepping on its head.
Lol
But accurate
Watching this in quarantine is surreal
3:15
I would love to hear this.
Like. Rn.
Looking at the countries*
Video: norway
Me: FAEN
Jævla kulde
FUKUK spløys r
Same but diffrent country
Ditt land är sämst!
FUKUK spløys lmao
walking dead zombies? no problem! World War Z zombies? fk that
joshualeniger Weren't World War Z zombies slower in the book though, I think it was only in the movie where they were like fast and such.
OMG I TOTALLY AGREE
IN WWZ IT WAS MORE THAN A 7 BILLION LIKE WTH
In walking dead, you just see about 5-10 zombies in the street , you’re good to go!
Thats true
Asami Kobayashi naw there are huge groups of zombies in TWD, they are easy to take out but eventually those heards will over power you and eat you alive.
joshualeniger so true! 😂
This is the funnest zombie video I have seen in a while
YESSSSS! I love random Prince moments. When he sings Pop Life at the end, my heart melted. ❤️
YES!!!!!
IM SAFE IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!
Joel Arstedt NOT FROM NAZI ZOMBIES!!!!
***** WAZZZAAAAAAAAP!!!!
Joel Arstedt no you're not the Muslims will get you
Ray Xetra
then why are they running away to Europe, North America and Australia?
Every episode of The Walking Dead:
- I need to go outside for some reason.
- Oh no, a Zombie. Well it's just one, I can kill it.
- Oh no, a million zombies! How did I not see them before? I _could_ out-walk them a this point, but I think I'll run and panic in stead.
- Oh no, I tripped on the nothing that was lying on the ground. I guess I'll have to crawl from now on, cause I've never fallen before in my life and my parents never taught me how to get back up.
- Oh no, I'm being eaten by a stumbling dead thing that lacks fine motor skills. Oh well.
+Ze Rubenator Ya i really think the first season is the only one that did zombies right. After that there not scary and you feel no tension
*"I'm being eaten by a stumbling dead thing that lacks fine motor skills"*
Or a healthy teeth.. or a canine teeth for that matter.
+விஷ்ணு கார்த்திக் humans have canines, its just most people dont have them developed for predatory use. If you live on a more meat based diet for a majority of your life, your teeth will adapt to that diet as an omnivore.
+Ze Rubenator The worst ones are...oh no an extremely slow crawling zombie just bit my ankle how did I not see it...
These days, all I think is that every survivor on that show must have killed at least 1,000 zombies each. And that's without any concentrated effort to cull the hordes. How are that many still around?!
I like how in one part in the video they just sat there telling brad what to do without helpinh
Zombie: *steps on American soil
Americans: **Gun Noises**