Tim Dillon On The Pennsylvania Snow Shovel Massacre

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
  • Ben shows Tim a shocking video from Pennsylvania.
    From episode 238: • #238 - Keep Your Mouth...
    Bonus episodes available at: / thetimdillonshow

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  • @fuckyoutube2326
    @fuckyoutube2326 2 роки тому +448

    Supposedly they harassed the guy for years, his wife was terminal with cancer and recently died before all of this. Man had literally nothing left to lose and they just kept pushing him….
    Be kind to your neighbors, folks.

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback Рік тому +43

      And mind your own business.

    • @tidepride86
      @tidepride86 Рік тому +7

      Yup. You never know what people are going thru

    • @astroboirap
      @astroboirap Рік тому

      he did say something to the husband, he said "whose the p u s s y now"

    • @SoulEraser000
      @SoulEraser000 Рік тому +18

      No, I'd rather be a dumb boomer and make a huge deal about nothing rather than things that actually matter

    • @swagy6012
      @swagy6012 11 місяців тому

      There is no justification for this. You are a sick person

  • @andrewyoussef8500
    @andrewyoussef8500 3 роки тому +597

    What I found interesting was the tough guy calling him a ‘p***y’ ended up running away and leaving his wife in the cold snow.

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 3 роки тому +5

      @Steve N THEY DEAD!
      I rest my case.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 3 роки тому +54

      Everybody's got a mouth, but not everybody's got the balls to back it up.

    • @2ndSonofGod
      @2ndSonofGod 3 роки тому +4

      @@deezlesteezle jlp

    • @Evergreen1400
      @Evergreen1400 2 роки тому +27

      Moaning and crying in agony if I remember correctly

    • @mesyoup.3zy
      @mesyoup.3zy 2 роки тому +4

      @@naylik2562 what are you gonna back up when someone’s shooting at you

  • @tylerpi
    @tylerpi 3 роки тому +1804

    He leaned over to the husband and said “life in the big city”

    • @seabass520
      @seabass520 3 роки тому +53

      LMAO

    • @tonifleischmann704
      @tonifleischmann704 3 роки тому +29

      YEO I'm DED fam

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 роки тому +3

      Hopefully someone might check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔🤔🤔 give me a chance 🙌

    • @habsfancam17
      @habsfancam17 3 роки тому +80

      Apparently he actually said "pussy, huh?"

    • @tylerpi
      @tylerpi 3 роки тому +36

      @@habsfancam17 yeah that’s what he really said. Great delivery

  • @joeb6947
    @joeb6947 3 роки тому +510

    "The last things she is gonna hear on this earth is the greatest lesson she will ever learn" lmfao

  • @davey2dope
    @davey2dope 3 роки тому +485

    "BUT" was the greatest punchline to such a long set-up ever.

    • @MK-he1jz
      @MK-he1jz 2 роки тому +9

      Agreed!

    • @CloveCoast
      @CloveCoast 2 роки тому +13

      He read everyone’s mind after that “BUT” 👍

    • @CodyTaylor115
      @CodyTaylor115 2 роки тому +13

      The greatest fucking But in the history of buts

    • @junior1388666
      @junior1388666 Рік тому +2

      This felt like a great Louis ck bit.
      Instead, Tim just came up with it on the spot. What a G!

    • @INV_TV
      @INV_TV 2 місяці тому +1

      Was it not expected. I come back to this video yearly. A humble reminder BUT I’m here for the comedy. It bring light to the gravity

  • @nateb4543
    @nateb4543 3 роки тому +523

    Tim didn't even touch on the craziest part: the guy started shooting and they both continued to stand there talk shit. It wasn't until the husband was hit that they reacted at all. Probably 4 or 5 shots rang out and they were so entrenched in their harassment that the sound of gunfire doesn't deter them

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 3 роки тому +82

      He either fired warning shots to make them run, or was trying to shoot them while walking/sliding down an icy driveway.
      If you watch, every shot that missed, his feet were either moving or slipping as he got his stance. As soon as he got into a rigid stance, he started hitting his targets.
      Also, you would be surprised how large of a chunk of gun owners can't hit shit at 10 yards. Its horrifying going to public gun ranges
      When I took a class to get a Concealed Pistol License, I was the only person who aced the shooting test (shoot a 8.5x11 piece of paper from 5 yards i think). One person shot the mechanism that holds the targets and uses a pulley system to adjust how far your target is, and we had to break for 30 minutes so they could fix it.
      She still got her certificate. These are the people carrying in public

    • @jasonatherton8251
      @jasonatherton8251 3 роки тому +8

      I'm surprised no one is talking about how the girl is actually the one that pulled out a gun and started shooting first

    • @Yeezus20
      @Yeezus20 3 роки тому +10

      @@jasonatherton8251 wait what where did you see that?

    • @jasonatherton8251
      @jasonatherton8251 3 роки тому +3

      @@Yeezus20 correct me if I'm wrong but when the woman puts the shovel down she reaches in her pocket pulls out a gun and starts blasting. That's what It looks like to me.

    • @getthegoods420
      @getthegoods420 3 роки тому +13

      I just would have thought a comedian who is always defending freedom of speech and the right to say offensive stuff and goes around the country saying offensive shit for a living would have been more on the side of the couple talking shit lol Tims a savage

  • @IamtheBurceDickenson
    @IamtheBurceDickenson 3 роки тому +782

    The guy misses the first six shots and they still kept standing there running their mouths!

    • @____-ju6mx
      @____-ju6mx 3 роки тому +150

      I think he was firing warning shots at first and when they still didn’t back off he just went for it i guess

    • @BACNandEGGS
      @BACNandEGGS 3 роки тому +32

      ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ I think he’s just a bad shot. Most ppl are.

    • @bsx121
      @bsx121 3 роки тому +36

      @@BACNandEGGS hes not thinking clearly too and most gun owners don't actually practice

    • @Docklead
      @Docklead 3 роки тому +14

      @@BACNandEGGS wasn’t he a veteran?

    • @alexandramcgoey3656
      @alexandramcgoey3656 3 роки тому +8

      @@Docklead yup. They always are. I think it's possible this guy has killed people before. Hope they investigate the guy. He's probably a serial killer.

  • @jayro1329
    @jayro1329 3 роки тому +909

    Note to self: never listen to Tim in front of my gf anymore🤣
    Some people just don't get comedy

    • @hockstaa530
      @hockstaa530 3 роки тому +57

      I learned that lesson the hard way as well🤣

    • @BACNandEGGS
      @BACNandEGGS 3 роки тому +33

      If she said omg and the word god took 10 seconds to leave her mouth...YOU RUN SIR

    • @kkeanie
      @kkeanie 3 роки тому +37

      Well, I showed this to some of my friends and I do not think they're not my friends anymore...

    • @aboy97215
      @aboy97215 3 роки тому +13

      Bad idea fam lol

    • @kkeanie
      @kkeanie 3 роки тому +7

      @@aboy97215 very bad idea... They hate me now...

  • @Hugelybased
    @Hugelybased 3 роки тому +205

    Don’t fight with your neighbors folks. They know where you live.

  • @jaytorr6701
    @jaytorr6701 3 роки тому +423

    When he said "but...." I lost it.

  • @davidmcfarland5790
    @davidmcfarland5790 3 роки тому +552

    I’ve been trying to get my friends into Timmy D and apparently this was the first podcast my friend and his wife listened to of his and now they think I’m a psychopath. Whoops

    • @Dlahusen1
      @Dlahusen1 3 роки тому +77

      The problem is he listened to it with his wife and wasn’t able to get into it. Gritty humor like this doesn’t work for 95% of women

    • @andrewb90
      @andrewb90 3 роки тому +19

      Damn this was the first one in listened to and i was hooked lol

    • @snigie1
      @snigie1 2 роки тому +8

      Give them the Ellen show podcast!

    • @sunnsnowmussoorie3557
      @sunnsnowmussoorie3557 2 роки тому +7

      this is too philosophical for noobs. in any case you tried and well ... everyone is a psychopath these days. 😂

    • @KyleSmith-fd6ze
      @KyleSmith-fd6ze 2 роки тому +3

      But this is one of the best episodes

  • @tiananman
    @tiananman 3 роки тому +540

    Pennsylvania is a real KNIFE fight

    • @BasilHagens
      @BasilHagens 3 роки тому +10

      Real kalashnikov fight out here

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 3 роки тому +2

      one of the many similarities to malibu

    • @SeaCryptWeave
      @SeaCryptWeave 2 роки тому +2

      ita a reeeal fucking knife fight! aaaarrribaaaa!

  • @tiananman
    @tiananman 3 роки тому +446

    I'm pretty certain this wasn't the first time this lady should have kept her mouth shut BUT I am 100% certain it was the last time she should have kept her mouth shut.

    • @JBSauce
      @JBSauce 3 роки тому +27

      You wonder what was going through that woman's head in her last moments. I mean, before the bullet.

    • @bryceelischer819
      @bryceelischer819 3 роки тому +6

      Hahahahaha

    • @bryceelischer819
      @bryceelischer819 3 роки тому +4

      @@JBSauce regret hahahahaha

    • @Michael-ei5hg
      @Michael-ei5hg 3 роки тому +4

      Definitely not the first and most likely probably IF I HAD TO BET….the last

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgewood00
    @georgewood00 2 роки тому +140

    Ben actually had the best line in this hahaha. “Somebody stop me”

  • @sebastianguzman1
    @sebastianguzman1 3 роки тому +288

    He actually did say something to the husband too. He told him “I’m a pussy huh?”

    • @chosarang9488
      @chosarang9488 3 роки тому +18

      Was just about to comment this

    • @parkermacek11
      @parkermacek11 3 роки тому +16

      He is, giant puss actually

    • @YoungSandyGray
      @YoungSandyGray 3 роки тому +112

      @@parkermacek11 Or he's just a guy that got sick of their bs and snapped. F those two that died....I feel zero remorse. I've lived next to people like this. They just poke and poke and then act like a victim. How's the victim thing working for them now?

    • @gooner420trippin
      @gooner420trippin 3 роки тому +47

      Probably the most hardcore thing to say in the moment too. Drives home it was his actions that triggered... it, and he just watched his wife’s head get canoed. Savage

    • @JStack
      @JStack 3 роки тому +14

      @@YoungSandyGray did you watch the video lol he was on their property and they both had been going at each other for months. Get over your loser complex before you murder your neighbors and yourself like that dork did. Or maybe learn to defend yourself mentally or physically rather than go get a shortcut because you’re too inadequate as a person

  • @ExteriorsDoneRight
    @ExteriorsDoneRight 3 роки тому +87

    "stepped out the house, pointed the weapon, just like I thought, the fools kept steppin..." - Eazy E

  • @andrewgonzalez6336
    @andrewgonzalez6336 3 роки тому +90

    “You’ll have what she’s having” *fade to black*

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD 2 роки тому

      Eh… Would only really work in a restaurant situation

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens Рік тому

      He said "pussy huh?" before binking the fella, allegedly.

  • @m0nk3yscr4tch
    @m0nk3yscr4tch 3 роки тому +284

    Greatest narrator of the shitshow that is today, yes or yes?

    • @miamihurricane865
      @miamihurricane865 3 роки тому +1

      1000%

    • @miamihurricane865
      @miamihurricane865 3 роки тому +1

      It's remarkable that Tim comes along with his brand of commentary exactly at this time in history. It's bread and butter.

    • @seandonahue87
      @seandonahue87 3 роки тому

      Yes however he got a few things wrong; mainly it wasn't anywhere near philly

  • @TimeWatch5
    @TimeWatch5 3 роки тому +607

    Sometimes you just have to get your point across point blank period.

    • @jamesm3471
      @jamesm3471 3 роки тому +36

      Killer advice my friend!

    • @isaiahplace2761
      @isaiahplace2761 3 роки тому +6

      You sir win comment of the year 😂😂😂

    • @trusilence628
      @trusilence628 3 роки тому +2

      Hallow points?

    • @sarmadshah62
      @sarmadshah62 3 роки тому +1

      Yes or Yes 🙌

    • @getthegoods420
      @getthegoods420 3 роки тому +1

      freedom of speech and 2nd amendment are a great mix though

  • @Ebvardh
    @Ebvardh Рік тому +80

    I’m from a very bad place (Juarez, Mexico). When I was growing up, it was essentially a war zone.
    In fact, in 2006 (I think) we had more fatalities in the city than all of Iraq, all related to organized crime.
    I’m now living in California’s Bay Area. I did a part time at a gas station, and I was in utter disbelief about how nonchalant people are about being rude to a complete stranger. It’s like the idea of diplomacy and politeness is completely foreign to them, like people don’t have entire lives that have nothing to do with them and their needs.
    I’m very aware that there are people out there, HUMANS with a full conscience, and they will destroy parts of my life if I say the wrong thing to them.
    This is a reality. Please don’t ignore this reality. You do so at your own peril.

    • @tickyul
      @tickyul Рік тому

      So true.....many of the hunks-of-shit in Murica would go to a place like Venezuela and pull some of that mean-mugging bullshit on the wrong person, quickly getting fucking stabbed or a lot worse.

    • @-MakeItGood-
      @-MakeItGood- 11 місяців тому

      Was it more men or women?

    • @Ebvardh
      @Ebvardh 11 місяців тому +5

      @@-MakeItGood- Men did it more often though not by much, but the fewer women who did it always seemed to take it way farther.
      The absolute worst situations I got involved in were with men though, usually drug addicts.
      It went something like this: Petty to mild disrespect (men), Mild to severe disrespect (women), severe to extreme disrespect (men).

    • @Raider2Pac
      @Raider2Pac 7 місяців тому +1

      Excellent English bro 💯💯

    • @CraigStCyrPlus
      @CraigStCyrPlus 7 місяців тому +1

      Wise words from a very wise people. The Mayans.

  • @ryanbarrera3143
    @ryanbarrera3143 3 роки тому +40

    "That kid isn't gonna step out of line. You wanna talk about a 'POLITE' kid" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 3 роки тому +185

    That's life in the big city
    should have minded her own fake business

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 3 роки тому +5

      This made me laugh very hard.

    • @beandaddydoggratt9714
      @beandaddydoggratt9714 3 роки тому +4

      It was actually in Scranton which is still a city but not a very big one. But i agree with the point ur making.

    • @wolfman8449
      @wolfman8449 3 роки тому

      @@beandaddydoggratt9714 That's why it's a real gun fight instead of a knife fight out there

    • @beandaddydoggratt9714
      @beandaddydoggratt9714 3 роки тому

      @@wolfman8449 Im born and raised in Philadelphia so trust me I know.

    • @seandonahue87
      @seandonahue87 3 роки тому +1

      2 hours away from philly, (plains twp near scranton) far from a big city I grew up there

  • @xXCCkGBLINXxProductions
    @xXCCkGBLINXxProductions 2 роки тому +27

    Can't believe Tim missed that the shooter says "Pussy, Huh?" Right before shooting the guy.

  • @christineharding2011
    @christineharding2011 3 роки тому +163

    You never know when a person is going to completely snap.

    • @stephaniegordon834
      @stephaniegordon834 3 роки тому +36

      Exactly and that's why I say you don't purposefully go out of your way to piss someone off

    • @thechoomofdoom6979
      @thechoomofdoom6979 3 роки тому +7

      Sometimes all it takes is one bad day for even the most sane person to go postal on everyone

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 роки тому +1

      There life didn't slap son! He should have offered him some artisanal mustard.

    • @christineharding2011
      @christineharding2011 3 роки тому

      @Neil Cognito lol yes, thats definitely a little heads up.

    • @SuperVladamere
      @SuperVladamere 3 роки тому +2

      Watching the video, I don't condone his behavior but it's hard to be sympathetic because they still kept egging him on even after he fired rounds at them. It was the oddest thing.

  • @michaeldemasi2199
    @michaeldemasi2199 3 роки тому +77

    I don't know how you managed to thread this needle but I can't stop laughing

  • @griffiththechad9483
    @griffiththechad9483 2 роки тому +39

    The only person I felt bad for in this situation was the kid. Like other people mentioned the couple kept on egging the shooter on even AFTER he shot at them several times. And this woman’s last words were “You fuck…” they definitely didn’t regret anything.

    • @Raider2Pac
      @Raider2Pac 7 місяців тому

      Running low on sympathy/empathy eh, now I'm feeling bad for you

  • @jmaloney1493
    @jmaloney1493 2 роки тому +109

    9 months on and I’m still listening to this to make me laugh. Classic.

    • @frankysmash9334
      @frankysmash9334 2 роки тому +2

      I always circle back to this absolute classic.

    • @jamesbaker3153
      @jamesbaker3153 2 роки тому +6

      I agree.... but... I circle back to the video that inspired this bit when I need a REAL pick me up.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +3

      @@jamesbaker3153 It's like watching Falling Down except it's real and way more fucked up.

    • @Thatstooeasy23
      @Thatstooeasy23 2 роки тому

      Classic

    • @brettkuhn5047
      @brettkuhn5047 Рік тому

      But... She... Should've kept her mouth shut..

  • @maximeb190
    @maximeb190 3 роки тому +275

    Yup, so many people live one day at a time, one hour at a time even, tip-toeing a very thin line on the verge of self destruction. Don't be the one to push them off, they might take you with them. Show some decency and compassion, you will 100% get them further away from the edge. All it takes is a simple smile sometimes to buy someone else an additional week, during which something else might happen and add up to 2 weeks, and from a single action that's how you bring back someone from the brink. The opposite is true, words and actions have immense power, use them wisely.

    • @ronaldraygun3591
      @ronaldraygun3591 3 роки тому +18

      Well said love and compassion is the way

    • @matronmalice9867
      @matronmalice9867 3 роки тому +18

      Wow. Love this. It happened to me recently. A single smile made my day.

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 3 роки тому +7

      I call everyone a pussy all the time to see if they gonna jump. Thats living on the edge.

    • @maximeb190
      @maximeb190 3 роки тому +3

      @@Big_AlMC As David Goggins would say, Merry Christmas.

    • @bryceelischer819
      @bryceelischer819 3 роки тому +3

      Well said man. Well said.

  • @TheStupidestBitch
    @TheStupidestBitch 3 роки тому +54

    Don't bring a snow shovel to a gun fight.

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 2 роки тому

      Harsh language was also a poor backup choice

  • @pf8860
    @pf8860 Рік тому +36

    God I miss this version of Tim... absolutely legendary...

  • @thelifeaquatica
    @thelifeaquatica 2 роки тому +31

    What I love is that Tim literally told his aunt to keep her mouth shut shortly before this episode aired.

  • @BurnTheFed1913
    @BurnTheFed1913 3 роки тому +78

    This deserves an emmy.
    **this felt like a 1940s radio show.

  • @Ionization2020
    @Ionization2020 3 роки тому +124

    Ben is a sick individual to see this video and think "Hey i'd think Tim would enjoy this" Now I understand where he gets that laugh form. He's the Joker.

    • @mjj789
      @mjj789 3 роки тому +9

      i thought we all knew this. give this kid a little bit of an ego and he would do terrible things.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 роки тому

      Hopefully someone might check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔🤔🤔 give me a chance 🙌

    • @kkandola9072
      @kkandola9072 3 роки тому

      @@mjj789 ??

    • @kkandola9072
      @kkandola9072 3 роки тому +3

      @caleb thomas I’m pretty sure he’s joking lol

    • @Ionization2020
      @Ionization2020 3 роки тому +3

      @caleb thomas Ben, how do you have the time to make a burner account? Is this why this weeks episode was late?

  • @Jacintojudio3478
    @Jacintojudio3478 3 роки тому +23

    “You want to talk about a polite killed” might be one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

  • @cakolli
    @cakolli 10 місяців тому +19

    “I watched my mother get shot in the head for running her fat mouth”😂😂

  • @stevo0009
    @stevo0009 3 роки тому +72

    “You wanna talk about a polite kid” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 2 роки тому +1

      I was laughing so hard the car next to me was just staring at me

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому

      You just know that kid is going to keep his mouth shut now.

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 4 місяці тому

      childhood trauma is hilarious!! 😆😆😆🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @chakenbacon
    @chakenbacon 3 роки тому +123

    Dude, although I enjoyed this episode. As fucked up at Tim’s perspective was, there was a lot of truth to what he said lol... But you guys missed a lot of important details lol. It happened in Pennsylvania not Philadelphia, there was no snow blower just shovels, the couple’s son never came outside that was a different neighbor, and he did say one last thing to the husband. I can’t believe you guys missed that one, he told the husband “Pussy huh?!” and then shot him in the face twice. The shooter threw back the same insult the husband was making in the beginning before he went to grab his pistol. So he did have the ultimate comeback for the husband. Not just for the wife.

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 2 роки тому +14

      Philly is in PA.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +8

      @@jflanagan9696 It happened over 100 miles from Philly.

    • @ricosuace6996
      @ricosuace6996 2 роки тому +7

      Gangsta af

    • @MK-he1jz
      @MK-he1jz Рік тому +1

      Are u insane?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm actually dying right now!!!!!!!

    • @jordanwaibel5292
      @jordanwaibel5292 Рік тому +1

      Straight gangster.

  • @angelparras3161
    @angelparras3161 3 роки тому +40

    I feel there was a history of harassment from the couple, when the husband said "we're going to make your life a living hell" and the neighbor snapped.

    • @GenXHasEnteredTheChat
      @GenXHasEnteredTheChat 3 роки тому +4

      Probably why they set up the camera before shoveling the snow onto his property, eh?

    • @laqueenawilliams4762
      @laqueenawilliams4762 2 роки тому +4

      @@GenXHasEnteredTheChat - the guys wife die from cancer not too long and the couple was just not nice.

    • @fishergunner42
      @fishergunner42 2 роки тому

      yeah multiple neighbours. were. actually. happy

    • @AssClapCowboy
      @AssClapCowboy Рік тому

      @@laqueenawilliams4762the killer was never married. Never. stop spreading this cringe fan fiction just to demonize the couple. Were they assholes? Probably. Was the killer the most sympathetic heart of gold with a tragically dead wife? No!

  • @duffydope
    @duffydope 3 роки тому +59

    Ben giving tim the fuel to carry on

  • @OlSCrabs
    @OlSCrabs 3 роки тому +30

    Point of fact: The husband didn't get any extra syllables, either. The shooter said "Pussy, huh?"
    And then blasted 'im.

    • @FBicoolshaman
      @FBicoolshaman 3 роки тому +5

      its called equality

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 3 роки тому +12

      They were lucky. Not every american gets to die to a badass movie tier quote

  • @subwayjrod1
    @subwayjrod1 3 роки тому +27

    The guy points a handgun at the woman and she screamed “do it” multiple times before he started shooting.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 3 роки тому +16

      The more I read in the comments about these people, the more I realized they deserved it. I mean you just said she was literally ASKING for it. The arrogance to piss off someone WITH GUN IN HAND.... I mean that's DEMON LEVEL bullying.

    • @farzanamughal5933
      @farzanamughal5933 5 днів тому

      ​@@OffGridInvestorThey're literally all crazy people why do you need to pick sides. Because you're crazy

  • @TheMajor8478
    @TheMajor8478 3 роки тому +58

    "He did not handle it in a productive way" lmao...Tim is hilarious.

  • @JmsMlny24
    @JmsMlny24 6 місяців тому +5

    This is one of the clips I’ll never forget where I was when I was listening at work and cracking up. Brilliant.

  • @bsx121
    @bsx121 3 роки тому +55

    Listen to this part like 5 times, too funny. Tims on another level

  • @johnrambo5616
    @johnrambo5616 8 місяців тому +16

    I watch the video once a month.

    • @whutitdew
      @whutitdew 7 місяців тому +4

      Just came across it again on Twitter.

  • @hasht7331
    @hasht7331 3 роки тому +81

    I must be fucked up because I've listened to this segment at least 8 times now. LOL, and I'm still laughing at it.

    • @thisisedmundo
      @thisisedmundo 3 роки тому +5

      Dude! You're not the only one 😂😂

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 роки тому +2

      I watched the whole pod.. yet here I am. lol

    • @coolguy1952
      @coolguy1952 3 роки тому +2

      Did you watch the video?

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 3 роки тому

      @@coolguy1952 i watched it a few times in stunning disbelief. I was exposed to gore at a young age so that sorta stuff doesnt phase me. But as a shooting caught on camera, its all absolutely nuts.

    • @coolguy1952
      @coolguy1952 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheMasterTelevision we have more "normal" reactions of horror and shock. Even laughing can be a way to process the emotions. I would be concerned if a person felt nothing at this termination of life.

  • @Jimiqb1
    @Jimiqb1 3 роки тому +41

    I thought Tim was going to say to Ben about the son, “I wish him well”.

  • @TheRealJDC
    @TheRealJDC 3 роки тому +40

    Any time you hear Timmy D say "but... and this is where I need to be careful" you know an absolute slice of fried gold is coming 😂

  • @joeroganpodfantasy42
    @joeroganpodfantasy42 10 місяців тому +9

    9:00 no Tim she never know's she never learned the lesson even then .
    She thoughts cops would come the would revive her and the guy would go to jail.
    Or if she for a moment became self aware that she realized she was gonna die right there and then she was just confused.

  • @zachscott5420
    @zachscott5420 3 роки тому +16

    leaned down before shooting and said. “it’s a real gun fight out here”

  • @butlerbees6639
    @butlerbees6639 3 роки тому +56

    That video should be shown to men before they are allowed to graduate. You never know what guy has a few screws loose and will pop off. Men need to teach their wives how to keep their mouths shut.

    • @ShreeNation
      @ShreeNation 3 роки тому +20

      The guy ran his mouth even more. "F you queer," "I'll make your life hell living here", "I'll beat your ass," was all him. He was an even bigger Karen than his wife and kept pushing him.

    • @just_shipwreck
      @just_shipwreck 3 роки тому

      @@ShreeNation he meant men should know better so they should warn their wife something crazy can happen when you’re being an idiot and bully.

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 3 роки тому +12

      The guy tried changing tunes when he saw a gun, saying "put the gun down, put the gun down". He was being rude but at least tried to de-escalate.
      Then he wife chimes in "GO AHEAD I GOT YOU ON VIDEO". The wife knowingly escalated it.

    • @mediatool9596
      @mediatool9596 3 роки тому +2

      Way better plan...never, ever, for ANY reason, under ANY circumstances get married.

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 3 роки тому +3

      Try being a man to a woman these days. Lemme know how it works.

  • @td1253
    @td1253 Рік тому +17

    "Pussy, huh?" to the husband. Killer line

  • @travelingobserver6590
    @travelingobserver6590 3 роки тому +17

    I recently discovered you and I’m glued to your episodes. I honestly couldn’t imagine how anyone could make me laugh after seeing that horrible video but you managed to. This is why dark comedy guides us back to light and we need it to cope with tragic reality.

  • @MiamiVisor
    @MiamiVisor 3 роки тому +138

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    • @jamesm3471
      @jamesm3471 3 роки тому +6

      They won the jackpot of stupid prizes, both of them - they won both showcases!

    • @MiamiVisor
      @MiamiVisor 3 роки тому +7

      @@jamesm3471 And preserved on video for eternity as a bonus gift.

    • @jamesm3471
      @jamesm3471 3 роки тому +5

      @@MiamiVisor indubitably

    • @byronrobinson8633
      @byronrobinson8633 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamesm3471 both sides won the stupid prize. All of them are dead in the ground.

    • @nickypoundtown9568
      @nickypoundtown9568 3 роки тому

      You got that right Pal!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому +108

    Tim Dillon is the best comic working today
    Yes or yes

    • @cassetteclassics86
      @cassetteclassics86 3 роки тому

      What is "Yes"?

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 роки тому

      Independent fact checkers claim that you will feel stupider after watching my stupid comedy videos. Try and see how it goes. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 please

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike 3 роки тому

      No

    • @digitalfluid
      @digitalfluid 3 роки тому +1

      Also the best fake business man as well

    • @mgainer068
      @mgainer068 3 роки тому

      Yea

  • @PamMorganBeesly
    @PamMorganBeesly 3 роки тому +52

    Do people not realize that all of Pennsylvania isn’t just Philadelphia though? This was in a quiet neighborhood in Northeastern PA between Scranton and Wilkes Barre.

    • @nicholashaafke6743
      @nicholashaafke6743 3 роки тому +2

      Fucking thankyou lmao

    • @drewthomasarnal5378
      @drewthomasarnal5378 3 роки тому +2

      Scranton? Wilkes Barre? Aren't those just considered the Greater Philadelphia area?

    • @nicholashaafke6743
      @nicholashaafke6743 3 роки тому +13

      @@drewthomasarnal5378 they're literally over a 2 hour drive from philadelphia lol

    • @unclejesse4271
      @unclejesse4271 3 роки тому +14

      Not all of Penn is Philly true. One thing for sure is that all of Pennsylvania is most definitely a shitbarn

    • @nicholashaafke6743
      @nicholashaafke6743 3 роки тому +3

      @@unclejesse4271 this is true

  • @PennitentOne
    @PennitentOne 10 місяців тому +5

    I’m 2 years late , but this was not in Philly. This was in northeast PA. I lived 20 minutes away from the location which was Plains Township

  • @torredchc1768
    @torredchc1768 3 роки тому +33

    People are so used to insulting people online in the digital age. They dared a guy with a gun to shoot them like they were insulting him over twitter. I think this may become more common as people don't know how to talk to each other face to face.

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 2 роки тому +6

      Definitely true, it’s going to keep being the case until we fully become the people from wall-e

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 10 місяців тому

      So... the morel of the story is if people don't learn to talk face to face they will learn to talk face to gun?

  • @Adzer2k10
    @Adzer2k10 10 місяців тому +8

    There's been times where my GF has gone Karen mode and starts getting loud at neighbours, etc. and I think of this situation. It absolutely wrecks my head.
    You never know what's going on in someone else's head/life and your little outburst / Karen mode can escalate very quickly.
    People, avoid unnecessary confrontation at all costs. It's just not worth it.

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 8 місяців тому +4

      Show her this vid and the OG vid TD is talking about. It really does stick with you.

  • @Beknown107
    @Beknown107 10 місяців тому +5

    Empathy is the most important lesson a human can learn, not just because it makes you kind, but because it makes you realize how far you might push someone acting the wrong way.

  • @americandissident8245
    @americandissident8245 3 роки тому +142

    I hate the audio episodes, its just not the same or nearly as funny as seeing Tim's facial expressions

    • @TallDrinkForAMan
      @TallDrinkForAMan 3 роки тому +15

      And Ben's!

    • @garrettjones1161
      @garrettjones1161 3 роки тому +22

      Weirdly, I can see their facial expression while listening. Watched too much

    • @americandissident8245
      @americandissident8245 3 роки тому +2

      A lot of times Ben doesn't lol, I die laughing when he fights back a laugh

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 роки тому

      Hopefully someone might check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔🤔🤔 give me a chance 🙌

    • @UsernamerAlreadyTakn
      @UsernamerAlreadyTakn 3 роки тому +1

      And bens laughing !!! The way Ben starts busting up lasuging is halarious !

  • @karlotmvilla
    @karlotmvilla 3 роки тому +12

    This clip captures well the brutal honesty that TD is able to deploy in order to peel back the layers of tragedy so that the ice cold truths can be uncovered.

  • @richardolson170
    @richardolson170 11 місяців тому +6

    Idk if anyone has said it, but he said to the guy before he shot him "pussy huh?".

  • @v3exceed
    @v3exceed 3 роки тому +44

    Although there are better ways to handle this kind of situation, the fellow who shot the couple had just lost his wife. He had asked nicely for them to stop shoveling their salt laden snow onto his lawn. The chose to be assholes instead and push this guy who was obviously going through a lot until he decided enough is enough. Bad neighbors are bad neighbors. People need to understand that we are all living together. Being a shitty neighbor will result in bad stuff happening to you sooner or later. Had they simply shoveled their snow in to the street like everyone else, they would all still be alive. This isn't to justify shooting the idiots, just to remind people that everyone is having a hard time. Don't make it worse for someone else just because you can, or think you can.

    • @boredandconfused
      @boredandconfused 2 роки тому +3

      Truth. horrible situation. But this man was seemingly just... Lost so much. Not at his most stable. In my mind they walked up to a bear with cubs and taunted it. Except in this case. There's no cubs. But a wife who wasn't there and a man who was on the edge ... So dang sad

    • @danlowe
      @danlowe 2 роки тому +2

      No that sounds completely justified to me. We live in the jungle. Laws and norms are reactions to our behavior. The only security anyone has anywhere is a stable and caring community everywhere.

    • @pault6347
      @pault6347 2 роки тому +1

      Jesus Christ this Is why I'm moving out of the Northeast. All this over some salty snow. It literally will dissolve and dilute it. It's not going to burn the damn lawn who the hell cares about lawns I'm so sick of lawns. All anyone cares about around here are lawns. The first four feet belong to the town anyway and they wreck it every time they come by and plow it.

    • @pault6347
      @pault6347 Рік тому

      @Tavious I do know this but snow causes plenty of territorial bickering and animosity. Think about WWI though. The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand was arguably a similar "petty" thing but it lit up the massive "powder keg". I don't know where you're from but I'm 34, in northern NY and so I've had to truly "deal with" snow since I was about 12-15ish and I'm beyond done with it. I mean we're talking Tim-Dillon-walking-around-his-out-of-gas-Suburban-screaming level done with snow. I also made the mistake of trying to live in the country, on a windy hill, raised gravel driveway because the yard is a damn basin. Very long specific story filled with, arguably innocent naivete, arguably pigheaded obtuse stupidity. Either way, it can drive one insane. I don't understand why any cities or towns exist north of like...the Delmarva penninsula. No human should live where it's that cold. Anyway. I wish them well.

    • @gregblackburn4280
      @gregblackburn4280 Рік тому +1

      @@pault6347 And here I love the snow and wish it snowed more, a lot more. So does my wife. However, we love our neighbors and generally get alone well with everyone. Last year we used our tractor to plow everyone's driveway, the street we live on, and we shoveled everyone's walkway and porch off every time it snowed, even when we both had Covid. If we were that guy's neighbors instead of those two scumbags, well, there would be no news story because we'd be having him over for dinner.

  • @notjimmystewart
    @notjimmystewart 3 роки тому +12

    I love Tim - you can tell he’s impacted by this and he goes through the situation with perfection

  • @pottersground3788
    @pottersground3788 6 місяців тому +4

    "There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love."
    -- Bryant H. McGill

  • @Dakurar
    @Dakurar 10 місяців тому +5

    I had to pause when he said 'but'. I was laughing so fucking hard.

  • @bsx121
    @bsx121 3 роки тому +60

    When you add guns to a real life knife fight out there in the big city...

    • @mikehill1193
      @mikehill1193 3 роки тому

      Wasn’t in a big City . Tiny town called Plains and nowhere near Philly

  • @amyzdrzalka7661
    @amyzdrzalka7661 3 роки тому +6

    possibly the best synopsis of real crime, while delivering real life lessons ever on the internet!
    This is a story for the ages and should be included in any and all education systems!
    And I have listened to this way to many times!!
    Kudos Ben & Tim!

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy 3 роки тому +71

    Grotesquely hilarious.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 роки тому

      Independent fact checkers claim that you will feel stupider after watching my stupid comedy videos. Try and see how it goes. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 please

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 роки тому +4

      honestly cried laughing, it was so brutal to see and hear the actual video, but absolutely hysterical when Tim describes it.

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 роки тому +4

      @Michael Bronner, LMHC in America, a bullet to the head is about as natural as a heart attack

  • @angelparras3161
    @angelparras3161 3 роки тому +36

    "You wanna talk about a polite kid" 😂

  • @spartan1121
    @spartan1121 3 роки тому +12

    I'm gonna be coming back to this rant for a long time, instant classic lmfao

  • @omgjulien
    @omgjulien 3 роки тому +11

    Geez this is disturbing. One thing that stuck with me was how the prick husband left his wife behind after the guy started shooting. And also when he goes back to the guy to finish him off he says “Pussy, huh?”

  • @raptorbadger69
    @raptorbadger69 2 роки тому +17

    It's reported that the couple were neighborhood bullies to everyone and they relentlessly bullied the shooter and his terminal wife. She dies a couple weeks before the incident, they continue to bully him and I'm assuming this is the result of that.

    • @DetVen
      @DetVen 2 роки тому +9

      I hate to say it and I do not condone what the shooter did, but if this is true, the dead couple had it coming.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 роки тому +1

      @@DetVen straightup factual claims

    • @AssClapCowboy
      @AssClapCowboy Рік тому

      The killer was never married but nice cringe fan fiction 👍

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 8 місяців тому

      I can tell you one thing. Despite the tragedy the other neighbors must be happy they're finally gone.

  • @iminapunkband
    @iminapunkband 3 роки тому +14

    Honestly the video disturbed me but this really helped me process it lol
    When Tim said about the shooter coming back out with the rifle and “part of you is like ‘Oh no...’” I actually laughed so loud, just phenomenal
    Bless u Tim 🙏🏻

  • @skaterdude123ify
    @skaterdude123ify Рік тому +6

    Should've said to the husband: "Quit listening to your empty-headed wife"

  • @tickyul
    @tickyul Рік тому +7

    If you live in Meerca, good chance you view Spaide as a hero
    for taking-out the trash.

    • @TakeNoteOfThat
      @TakeNoteOfThat 2 місяці тому

      What’s Meerca

    • @TakeNoteOfThat
      @TakeNoteOfThat 2 місяці тому

      Is it a city in Pennsylvania?

    • @tickyul
      @tickyul 2 місяці тому

      @@TakeNoteOfThat Otherwise known as US-Of-Idiocracy!

    • @TakeNoteOfThat
      @TakeNoteOfThat 2 місяці тому

      @@tickyul Ohhh

  • @traderLeah
    @traderLeah 2 роки тому +3

    That chilling moment where this clip autoplays right after Tim finishes saying "How do you quarantine a country of 300million? Now, we still don't know if it's actually gonna happen, but the mental health repercussions would be severe."

  • @SNNetwork
    @SNNetwork 3 роки тому +80

    Score one for the little guy haha i mean those people were probably bullying people for a long time thinking they can walk over anyone with empty threats and shit. Finally said that shit to someone who was willing to end their life to make a point

    • @bryceelischer819
      @bryceelischer819 3 роки тому +2

      They sure learned their lesson ! Or not ! Either way they won’t be an issue for any more ppl from here on out hahahahahaha

    • @blairbuskirk5460
      @blairbuskirk5460 3 роки тому +13

      There's always that one individual who is on the razor's edge of a mental break or becoming self destructive. They could be anyone, at anytime. It usually isn't a hassle to not be an asshole, it doesn't cost anything to be polite. You never know maybe a little friendliness can help edge them back from the brink.

    • @vulgarprophet2689
      @vulgarprophet2689 3 роки тому

      peckas

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 2 роки тому

      Feels good man

    • @jamesbaker3153
      @jamesbaker3153 2 роки тому +9

      His wife had recently died of cancer and yeah, they were the neighborhood shitheads. They picked him out and had been pulling shit for years before his wife passed. The definition of "They had it coming". Shame the old guy popped himself. R.I.P.

  • @Blackdiamondprod.
    @Blackdiamondprod. 5 місяців тому +3

    This happened in my hometown; Wilkes-Barre, PA.

  • @-MakeItGood-
    @-MakeItGood- 11 місяців тому +5

    This is the result of 2 severely mentally I’ll people that have gotten away with this behavior for a very long time. The guy that shot them was driven to the edge.

  • @brady9303
    @brady9303 2 роки тому +8

    What I learned from that video is that there’s always gonna be someone who has less to lose than I do so it’s best not to antagonize people because you have no idea what they could actually do to you if you push them too far

  • @yourcousinsshow5540
    @yourcousinsshow5540 3 роки тому +48

    *cut to close up of shooter*
    “...Ya shoulda kept you’re mouth shut.”
    *shoots*
    Getting 80s action movie vibes from that.

  • @proddreamatnight
    @proddreamatnight 9 місяців тому +4

    God I need this version of Tim back

  • @CeeJayFraser
    @CeeJayFraser 3 роки тому +11

    He said to the husband: "Keep my name out of your mouth! Yes or yes!?"

    • @BobbyHiII
      @BobbyHiII 3 роки тому +1

      He said “ pussy huh”?

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 Рік тому +4

    I've only just started listening to this and I know it's going to be f****n funny.

  • @DMOWAIVERS
    @DMOWAIVERS 3 роки тому +13

    The husband was fatally wounded after the first round of shots. You can hear his death rattle. His wife also appeared to be fatally wounded as well. She had no idea where she was in the end. She was unaware of where she was.
    She kept saying “call Ryan Maransky”

    • @chrisporter9397
      @chrisporter9397 3 роки тому +6

      Apparently he's the local coroner

    • @r.i.p-gbs1627
      @r.i.p-gbs1627 2 роки тому +5

      @@chrisporter9397 police chief. That's a whole thing thou you know small towns crooks for cops etc

  • @ryanthomas2374
    @ryanthomas2374 3 роки тому +34

    Agree Tim. Alittle composure would have possible avoided this situation on both side. Sad to see but this pair of people deserved each other. The couple did instigate alot of it!

    • @SuperVladamere
      @SuperVladamere 3 роки тому +3

      The guy literally fired rounds and probably purposefully missed, and they kept rattling off at him. I was like, "shut the fuck up!" then he didn't miss.

  • @muralin239
    @muralin239 3 роки тому +11

    Never abuse anyone, you will never know when they gonna hit tripping point.

    • @Verrifier-z6z
      @Verrifier-z6z 3 роки тому

      Keep the abuse online where it belongs

  • @user-sh8nh8vc4c
    @user-sh8nh8vc4c 3 роки тому +36

    I hope the couple gets better #thoughtsandprayers

    • @mollypitcher9380
      @mollypitcher9380 2 роки тому +2

      Don’t worry. They’ll get better.

    • @jamesbaker3153
      @jamesbaker3153 2 роки тому

      I mean, isnt this whole video about how they got better when you get down to it? Some people only improve ballistically.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому

      They're at peace now which is extremely merciful all things considered.

    • @Adrian-cw8yu
      @Adrian-cw8yu Рік тому

      Their in a better place

  • @coltonsethendicott7000
    @coltonsethendicott7000 3 роки тому +11

    Talk about bringing an argument to a gunfight lol...

  • @bossmanfucktheworld
    @bossmanfucktheworld Рік тому +5

    The couple seem like truly awful human-beings. They had some shit coming there way regardless I think.

  • @INoahGuy914
    @INoahGuy914 Рік тому +5

    He said “pussy huh” to the guy in the garage lol

  • @jonathandewberry289
    @jonathandewberry289 3 роки тому +30

    Sure but she got him on her phone camera aha! So, hah.. she won in the end!

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 роки тому +18

      imagine a POV from your own phone of getting shot in the face, because you couldnt keep your big mouth shut. Life in the big city

    • @jonathandewberry289
      @jonathandewberry289 3 роки тому +6

      @@sublimelove23 At least he didn't come back with his mobile phone and aim it at her recording her in the face or she'd really be sorry!

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 3 роки тому +3

      She got blasted and it was well deserved and fascinating. With that said murder is unacceptable and this guy that snapped must be punished to the full extent of the law.

    • @jonathandewberry289
      @jonathandewberry289 3 роки тому +2

      @@FazeParticles He offed himself minutes later but I suppose he will face eternal judgement and whatever punishments that entails.
      As for our mortal realm - she sure punished him by 'getting it all on camera' and aha!

  • @914southside
    @914southside 11 місяців тому +3

    Lmao
    Ben: somebody stop me
    😂😂😂

  • @timothybuckley
    @timothybuckley 8 місяців тому +5

    I think of this often

  • @c00pdaddy65
    @c00pdaddy65 3 роки тому +41

    There’s not much scarier to me than a depressed middle aged white guy with nothing to lose

    • @drinkingbleachislife1405
      @drinkingbleachislife1405 3 роки тому +16

      Your mom comes to mind

    • @willlastnameguy8329
      @willlastnameguy8329 3 роки тому +5

      There's a lesson here. You don't know what's going on in another persons head, so don't be antagonistic.

    • @drinkingbleachislife1405
      @drinkingbleachislife1405 3 роки тому +2

      @@willlastnameguy8329 I carry a gun so I dont care

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 роки тому +1

      I'm 50, white, a 🎗, a armed security officer. I carry my CCW, Glock 26 9mm about 90% of the time. At night, 🌃 I often tote my Glock 22 gen 5 with a 🔦. I've had a few scrapes but no shootings. I was unarmed a few weeks ago & had a guy wig out over a open car door, parking spot. 🙄. De-escalation is always best, but I'd advise any adult, over 21, stable(sober) get a valid CCW or buy a firearm, weapon. Carry factory ammunition. Train often when you can. See the gun laws, Handgunlaw.us . Be safe!

    • @matthewb3495
      @matthewb3495 3 роки тому +1

      Waaah racist white males

  • @mesmith2526
    @mesmith2526 3 роки тому +16

    You could say that they were shot down in ‘cold blood’.....
    I’ll let myself out........

    • @DaleSandusky
      @DaleSandusky 3 роки тому +4

      I just heard the csi Miami theme after your comment. Haha 🕶🕶

    • @unclejimmyray
      @unclejimmyray 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Axel-uw5py
      @Axel-uw5py 3 роки тому +1

      Buddum tssss...

    • @TheChuckFina
      @TheChuckFina 3 роки тому +2

      Where's David Caruso?

  • @Swoozy585
    @Swoozy585 Рік тому +3

    It's a real knife fight out in Pennsylvania

  • @ozy667
    @ozy667 2 роки тому +4

    I just saw the uncut video, he makes this horrible tragedy seem so fucking hilarious, now thats talent.