Tim Dillon Goes Off On Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

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  • @adamwatson6916
    @adamwatson6916 3 роки тому +2644

    What is so amazing is that they both think they are oppressed

    • @johnline
      @johnline 3 роки тому +111

      they caught it off oprah. oprah literally crawled on her hands and knees through the underground railroad in the dark of night, through secret networks she would sing swing low stopping from time to time at safehouses where she would repair abolitionists clothes in exhchange for cornbread, and all this before escaping to the northern states where she could finally realise her dream of a harpo tv production company and entertain middle aged white women

    • @lanesniffin730
      @lanesniffin730 3 роки тому +195

      Harry doesn’t think anything. He just wants to pipe that dark rump roast. I know plenty that are whipped like Harry.

    • @freedomconvoy5358
      @freedomconvoy5358 3 роки тому +14

      So true

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 3 роки тому +27

      @@johnline A tale of heroism as old as time.

    • @terryhall5507
      @terryhall5507 3 роки тому +12

      Coming from thier lifestyle, the actually are.

  • @franeikenberg5853
    @franeikenberg5853 3 роки тому +1605

    She was NOT a Hollywood actress. She was an ensemble player on a cable show filmed in Toronto.

    • @whatever8250
      @whatever8250 3 роки тому +172

      And MOST AMERICANS never knew who the hell she was. 🤣

    • @GGora
      @GGora 3 роки тому +149

      And she isn’t hot. In LA she’s at best a 4.

    • @indigodream3602
      @indigodream3602 3 роки тому +11

      Mind your own life. Leave them alone. Who are you to insult others. Get a mirror !

    • @smudgeeee6259
      @smudgeeee6259 3 роки тому +71

      @@GGora she's also had a nose job and god knows what else

    • @GGora
      @GGora 3 роки тому +61

      Indigo Dream I have a mirror. And if I enter any room w Meghan Markle, no one will look at her twice.

  • @seangordon1905
    @seangordon1905 3 роки тому +784

    "They are so dumb, it is noticeable. " Bravo sir, well done.

    • @aleahclaire2093
      @aleahclaire2093 10 місяців тому +1

      I read this as he said it 😂😂😂

  • @tonybaggett1984
    @tonybaggett1984 2 роки тому +1186

    Tim is a mix of Rush’s eloquence, Trump’s trolling, Jones’s conspiracy knowledge, Norm’s non-filter, Chappelle’s timing and Burr’s ranting. He’s like the Infinity Gauntlet of comedy.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 роки тому +948

    "They came to a place with no racism...America" 😂😂😂 Tim's comedic speaking style is just incredible, never gets old. In these dark times after Norm's shocking death, Tim sustains me 💓

    • @AJMoore101
      @AJMoore101 2 роки тому +6

      Does he own a dog house though?

    • @undercoverboss543
      @undercoverboss543 2 роки тому +14

      @@AJMoore101 We lost norm? I didn’t even know he was sick!

    • @mindofwaves4470
      @mindofwaves4470 2 роки тому

      You should try turning on the lights

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 2 роки тому +3

      even 8 months later i still get heartbroken over Norm's passing favorite comedian of all time and the only death of someone that i never met actually effect me :( R.I.P Norm

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 роки тому

      He does Gavin's style of delivery with the sarcasm. I can see why you would feel a bit of norm from him but he calls people retards and doesn't play politically correct he just does what he has to, to not be deplatformed, so he stepped up his sarcasm game. Something Gavin should have done and him and Tim have talked about this because Tim used to come on Gavin's show back in 2016 and he was great

  • @zacbouch42
    @zacbouch42 3 роки тому +987

    "There are so many people that live without...... which is why we need to move to California and live in a big mansion." Lmao , I still can't believe people buy this nonsense

    • @devanman7920
      @devanman7920 3 роки тому +8

      I know!

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 3 роки тому +10

      My mom for one😆

    • @anonosaurus4517
      @anonosaurus4517 3 роки тому +14

      Because most people are garden variety retards. They're everywhere.

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 3 роки тому +4

      @Andreth purely emotional, and I'm no genius, but I've got a degree in social work, I've seen it before. She's cranky as well, but the most important thing for her is being a Democratic Party foot soldier, like I used to be. I'm all for believing in what you want to, I'm a Conservative, I'm all for free choice, but when you see your parents screaming about how they wish the Chinese army would parachute into Central Park here in Ashland Kentucky, and kill all the "Trump trash", including both of your children and your youngest brother, screaming about how Americans should feed and house illegal Afghan migrants, even though she lives down the street in a seven bedroom mansion in the best neighborhood in town "no, not in my house, I've got guests coming through!!!" which hasn't happened since 1997, "they're not vaccinated!!!" you just start looking for, straws? I don't know, but as a former lifelong Democratic Party foot soldier, I'm just glad to know I put on my shoes and walked away from the insanity.

    • @freddymarcel-marcum6831
      @freddymarcel-marcum6831 3 роки тому +2

      @Andreth she's said stuff like, oh I can't believe you own an assault rifle (actually it's a single shot 12ga I picked up from Rural King last year on sale for $156) when she hauls around a .38 S&W in her purse and blames it on "out of control negros" why she has to carry it, when I work in commercial transportation, which is dangerous by nature and even I only reluctantly carry my simple .22 revolver.
      Don't let anyone fool you, the leftist Democratic Party Taliban is way, way more racist, harmful and destructive than some Joe Six-pack kinda guy like me could ever hope to be or to aspire to.

  • @griselortiz-howell4287
    @griselortiz-howell4287 3 роки тому +676

    Tim Dillon is everything we need in these crazy times.

    • @mwilliamson4198
      @mwilliamson4198 3 роки тому +5

      Covid positive and proud of it

    • @Aczxser
      @Aczxser 3 роки тому +2

      Totally man, crazy times man

    • @andybunn5780
      @andybunn5780 3 роки тому +3

      He’s a national fuckin treasure

    • @swatteam2002
      @swatteam2002 2 роки тому +2

      Tim is the counter crazy to the current crazy times

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 2 роки тому

      Cocaine would also be cool, though.

  • @xx-ip7ej
    @xx-ip7ej 3 роки тому +745

    Harry, six months later: "You know LA...kind of sucks."
    Megan: "Look Har, it's a real knife fight out here, ok?"

    • @luvours
      @luvours 3 роки тому +52

      Life in the big city

    • @justwatchinguboob
      @justwatchinguboob 3 роки тому +4

      Lmmfao

    • @TommyD546
      @TommyD546 3 роки тому +6

      They should prolly call Tracy... have her find a Castle in Pacific Pallisades.

    • @melyssalau6126
      @melyssalau6126 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣pinochio will tell him hang in there and before you know it H is send back to the Truman show he grew up in. This round he enjoys it bcos no need to act just that he no longer have anyone willing to tolerate both his stupidity and spoilt brat temperament

    • @theresagwhite3175
      @theresagwhite3175 3 роки тому +3

      "now rub my feet"

  • @Whywhatwherehowwhen
    @Whywhatwherehowwhen 3 роки тому +665

    I think I speak for 99% of the British public when I say you’re welcome to them. Please keep them there with you.

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 3 роки тому +15

      The royals are a problem in general not just them two.

    • @peekaboots01
      @peekaboots01 3 роки тому +32

      As an American, I don't want them. I wish they'd go to Canada.

    • @Sleepy46joe
      @Sleepy46joe 3 роки тому +28

      @@peekaboots01 as a Canadian, we don’t want them. Cost us taxpayers thousands that time they were in BC because they had the RCMP protecting them. Keep em in Cali plz

    • @bryan7938
      @bryan7938 3 роки тому +2

      @@biohead66 I don’t agree but it needs slimming down with more public access to palaces and publicly owned historical items ie paintings antiques that have been passed down. Will help pay for itself. I’m into the history rather than any individuals.

    • @nurseratched5537
      @nurseratched5537 3 роки тому +25

      No no no. They started in the UK they should be over there

  • @Lt.852
    @Lt.852 2 роки тому +226

    “I’m kind of black, and you’re an idiot!” That made my day.

  • @Monkeyslunch8
    @Monkeyslunch8 3 роки тому +902

    I love how Ben is always trying to stifle his own laughter. Must be so much fun working with Tim

    • @tom_shredz
      @tom_shredz 3 роки тому +43

      @@Asshat900 they film it, it’s just for Tim’s private spank bank

    • @meimeihechuan
      @meimeihechuan 3 роки тому +13

      He represents all of the audience who are truly enjoying the show ;)

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 3 роки тому +4

      @bultaqi Ben? Tim's bff? The sound engineer? His own show... Riigghhtttt.

    • @louisasmiles
      @louisasmiles 3 роки тому +5

      He sounds like he's faking the laugh

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 3 роки тому +1

      I don't if it was deliberate, but I got a kick out of his face hiding behind the microphone early on in the clip. It's certainly big enough 😆

  • @teacw8965
    @teacw8965 3 роки тому +168

    Recently saw an interview with Harry about his grandfather, he said he “respected his authenticness” instead of authenticity. Not very eloquent Harry

    • @cherylparsons2768
      @cherylparsons2768 3 роки тому +14

      Sounds like an Americanism 🤔🤔🤔 wonder which American told him what to say 🤔🤔🤔

    • @daughterofwolf
      @daughterofwolf 3 роки тому +9

      About his grandfather, he also said “…what you see is what you got”. Instead of: What you see, is what you get. He really does sound dumb.

    • @contiflex
      @contiflex 3 роки тому +2

      it's because they boy is as thick as mince.

    • @JohnDoe-ok6py
      @JohnDoe-ok6py 3 роки тому +2

      Oh yes indubitably

    • @catrionamacfarlane4949
      @catrionamacfarlane4949 2 роки тому

      Thick as two short planks....couldn't complete his expensive education...nor his helicopter licence....
      Doesn't have much grey matter....like his mum.

  • @ShortFormLiFe
    @ShortFormLiFe 2 роки тому +183

    “It started when they confused her for the help nine times” Tim just kills me man 🤣 🤣

  • @TK-111
    @TK-111 3 роки тому +224

    30 million-dollar wedding10 million-dollar clothes budget for 18 months unlimited vacations yes she was treated real bad I'm sure they were racist 👍🤪🤣

    • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
      @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 2 роки тому +2

      How does that contradicts being racist? They weren’t racist because they gave her money? Are you dumb?
      And if you are so mad about royals spending your money maybe stop paying to them.

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 роки тому +17

      @@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight they welcomed her and she was horrible to them, especially when she learned she would never be Queen. What a brat!

    • @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
      @Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 2 роки тому +1

      @@arribaficationwineho32 what do you mean? Why shouldn’t they welcome her?

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 роки тому +1

      @@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight reading comprehension? Let me say it slowly…the Royal Family welcomed her. She was a brat.

    • @ethansmith7359
      @ethansmith7359 2 роки тому +4

      @@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight tf you on about? It's obvious - if they were racist they wouldn't have. That's what everyone around you is saying, that's it's good they treated her normal

  • @sarahj2607
    @sarahj2607 3 роки тому +241

    Omg he just called them grifters and I’ve never heard a better description 🤣☠️

    • @anniegetchergun
      @anniegetchergun 3 роки тому +5

      @Sarah J You should watch Lady Colin Campbell’s (Lady C) channel! She calls them that and other appropriate things. She does great impersonations as well. She’s hilarious 😂😂

    • @desres2281
      @desres2281 7 місяців тому +1

      *"Garden Variety R't@rdsl"* 😂😂😂

  • @moneyallspent7117
    @moneyallspent7117 3 роки тому +88

    I don’t know anyone who watched Suits

    • @robertat.8817
      @robertat.8817 3 роки тому +9

      Same. And she is pretending that she was SO famous!

    • @nurseratched5537
      @nurseratched5537 3 роки тому +8

      Never even heard of it before she snagged Harry

    • @whatever8250
      @whatever8250 3 роки тому +3

      lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 роки тому +5

      I watched about 4 episodes and gotbored. It was crap.

    • @moneyallspent7117
      @moneyallspent7117 3 роки тому

      @@leadoug1163 🤣

  • @lennartvers1767
    @lennartvers1767 3 роки тому +257

    It was all a fairytale to the actress until she found out her son would not have a royal title to his name, the work as a member of the royal family was all about giving and not taking and the money or the housing (cottage instead of a palace) was not as good as she thought it was going to be. She is a moral bankrupt person. You only have to scratch the surface of her past to know that.

    • @1200times
      @1200times 3 роки тому +37

      Her som WAS offered a title. Just not the title she wanted.

    • @schan263
      @schan263 3 роки тому +17

      Later she found out her son would eventually get a royal title when Charles becomes king so I don't understand why she had to bring that up in the interview and for some people who didn't watch the whole interview, they might thought it had to do with race. But I think some of the staff didn't like her and didn't give her answers.

    • @Sage-Em
      @Sage-Em 3 роки тому +3

      @@1200times Yup.

    • @Sage-Em
      @Sage-Em 3 роки тому +21

      @@schan263 She also abused her staff. Awful

    • @aquariousenigma70
      @aquariousenigma70 3 роки тому +5

      @@1200times not a Prince.....but Earl of Dumb...bahahahaha

  • @jiminykrickit
    @jiminykrickit 3 роки тому +251

    They really suffered when they lived off the taxes of British taxpayers...
    The royal wedding for Harry and Markle reportedly cost a grand total of $45 million. With an extensive security presence, fine dining and a number of other expenses, Harry and Markle’s wedding was quite the pricey affair.
    From snipers, undercover police and military tech, the overwhelming security added up to an estimated total of $42.1 million, per British wedding site Bridebook.
    Other key wedding expenses included: Twenty silver-plated trumpets that announced the event for $125,000, a pricey $70,000 lemon elderflower wedding cake from Violet Bakery in East London, an abundance of decorative flowers outside of St. George's Chapel at Windsor for $150,000, a reported $420,000 to hire the glass marquee for the evening reception at the Frogmore House, $36,000 on sausage rolls and hot tea for all of the 2,640 invited members of the public, and lastly, a reported $440,000 on Meghan’s iconic Givenchy gown.

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision 3 роки тому +44

      My god, they were living hand to mouth!

    • @Jole30
      @Jole30 3 роки тому +35

      @@Double_Vision Yeah and now they left but they still want the money.. You can't make this shit up. A guy who got 20 million dollars from his mother but complains that he doesn't have money for security.. People who sympathize with that are total morons..

    • @matj3296
      @matj3296 3 роки тому +24

      36k for sausage rolls?!?! Wtf

    • @foonatt
      @foonatt 3 роки тому +15

      @@matj3296 they went cheap on the public’s food. I’m dumbfounded

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 3 роки тому +24

      @@foonatt They spent 12x more on a single dress than food for 2.6k people. That's wild.

  • @RhytAwAyMistahJ
    @RhytAwAyMistahJ 3 роки тому +258

    Someone needs to take this clip and animate the section where Dillon describes the Harriet Tubman episode of this new cartoon show Netflix is coming out with.

    • @tknows470
      @tknows470 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tknows470
      @tknows470 3 роки тому +3

      The way he says he’s never getting another special after that… gold

  • @nicholenardone4443
    @nicholenardone4443 3 роки тому +352

    Tim Dillon is the “new” voice that ISN’T imitating anyone else

    • @jimlivininoz
      @jimlivininoz 3 роки тому +3

      Yup Shane is doing Luis ck

    • @jackgreen5627
      @jackgreen5627 3 роки тому +19

      Tim Dillon is a million times more funny than any of the left wing activists who disguise themselves as TV hosts like Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel and Corden. Yes or yes?

    • @nicholenardone4443
      @nicholenardone4443 3 роки тому +1

      @@jackgreen5627 Yes lol 😆 minus the political

    • @spritemultipack
      @spritemultipack 3 роки тому +9

      @@jackgreen5627 those people are supposed to be funny ?

    • @stonecypher6344
      @stonecypher6344 3 роки тому +1

      Yes or yes

  • @dianepeters8685
    @dianepeters8685 3 роки тому +159

    Bunker Harry was protected by a dozen Ghurkas while he played his nintendo in Afghanistan, never fired one bullet.

    • @jenniferdaulby5519
      @jenniferdaulby5519 3 роки тому +12

      I heard it was a Playstation! Guarded in a bunker. Lol

    • @rayal4395
      @rayal4395 3 роки тому +4

      But I saw him running into a helicopter after the siren went off? 😂

    • @jenniferdaulby5519
      @jenniferdaulby5519 3 роки тому +10

      @@rayal4395 probably ran to tell the pilot he was scared, but then he ran to his bunker to play "Call of Duty" - lol. Best wishes from Australia.

    • @moonlitdesert
      @moonlitdesert 3 роки тому +11

      @@rayal4395 If you're talking about the tv interview with him ages ago, that was so heavily "staged". Very surprised you were taken in by that.

    • @anniegetchergun
      @anniegetchergun 3 роки тому +2

      @@moonlitdesert Look at the emoji at the end of his comment! He so wasn’t taken in!

  • @jmuratoreful
    @jmuratoreful 3 роки тому +114

    "garden variety morons" - the perfect description for H&M

  • @gugy68
    @gugy68 3 роки тому +60

    Meghan was a C-class celebrity that hit the jackpot snatching the prince. Yes, she's hot but it ends there. I bet in less than 10 years Harry will be begging to return to Buckingham Palace. 🤦

    • @robertat.8817
      @robertat.8817 3 роки тому +2

      She got really pretty face but her body....She is shaped like a box. I would not definitely her hot!

    • @r.pinheiro549
      @r.pinheiro549 3 роки тому +3

      She’s pretty…NOT hot!

    • @magicimaginations
      @magicimaginations 3 роки тому +3

      she isn't pretty, it's all many years of surgery and botox starting from when her dad won lotto!

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 3 роки тому +57

    I hate Harry and Meghan. I didn't before but after that Oprah interview there is no other option.

  • @terryeddie1
    @terryeddie1 3 роки тому +80

    Why is it assumed racism? Diana was blonde with blue eyes and read that history. They are making it about race bc they are boring, but people just seem to love talking about racism, even when it isn’t.

  • @jersonfigueiredo5079
    @jersonfigueiredo5079 2 роки тому +60

    This is hilarious. These Dillon's rants are better than some comedians specials. Tim imitating Harry is priceless.

  • @blueberry22222
    @blueberry22222 2 роки тому +20

    Tim’s Harriet Tubman impression

  • @LiKWiDjay
    @LiKWiDjay 3 роки тому +206

    I love tims views on things. Nothing like a “prince” who grew up insanely wealthy claiming to be oppressed. Same for megan. Slept her way to the top. So much for getting to the top on ur own 😜

    • @moderatingmoderation1699
      @moderatingmoderation1699 3 роки тому +12

      Hey man sleeping your way to the top takes a lot of effort not everybody can do it. I couldn't do it and you couldn't do it so let's keep things in perspective here

    • @foonatt
      @foonatt 3 роки тому +4

      @@moderatingmoderation1699 but apparently you’re taking the perspective of a entitled rich person, because of course they earned it and deserve it, and here’s the proof: (bullshit)

    • @abornleader2474
      @abornleader2474 3 роки тому +5

      Megan isn't that hot to sleep her way anywhere

    • @atomicalien4
      @atomicalien4 3 роки тому +4

      @@abornleader2474 she absolutely is wtf are u on about

    • @TatiSaysSo
      @TatiSaysSo 3 роки тому +10

      @@moderatingmoderation1699 exactly. Most women sleep their way to the bottom. At least Meghan aimed high.

  • @efru1
    @efru1 3 роки тому +64

    "She was an actress on Suits...it's a TV show"

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 3 місяці тому

      This is EXACTLY what needs to be put on her CV when people ask who she is lol

  • @bsbncandey
    @bsbncandey 3 роки тому +145

    This was too funny from start to end. I would love to be a royal. How could one walk away from: waving, smiling, taking pictures (with charities as well), beautiful gowns, servants, first class travel, best food and medicine, and living in castles? You're an idiot for walking away. So what the press says bad things, they have to really work at their jobs, royals do not. Some royal staff member said something racist? Have them fired. A royal family member said something racist? Say something meaner to them band shut it down. It's not that hard. Good grief! You get back royal title and money for the rest of your life goodness sake!

    • @debolinachatterjee7154
      @debolinachatterjee7154 3 роки тому +5

      Haha!! Love it.

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 роки тому +3

      I agree. Also your thumbnail is incredibly regal. Your half way there dude xx

    • @chickenisindeedmystyle7316
      @chickenisindeedmystyle7316 2 роки тому +1

      It’s not for everyone, sounds really boring (except for the money part)

    • @jabawoky98
      @jabawoky98 2 роки тому +4

      @@debolinachatterjee7154 it's also been proven that for years now Markle has been paying the media to keep talking about her

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 роки тому +5

      She learned she would never be Queen so left in a huff.

  • @cirilloz
    @cirilloz 3 роки тому +94

    Harry and Meghan: We hate the Press.
    Meghan: Ok Harry, let's move to L.A. where we will be surrounded by the Press.

    • @alexresa9039
      @alexresa9039 3 роки тому +4

      The dudes mom was literally princess Diana do you not realize what the tabloids made up about his nubian wife lol

    • @SMRT79
      @SMRT79 Рік тому +5

      And Meghan has the paparazzi on speed dial! Lol

  • @deejames1st
    @deejames1st 2 роки тому +39

    This is one of the funniest roasts ever of this couple. More please.

  • @frauleinhohenzollern
    @frauleinhohenzollern Рік тому +11

    I had to pull over when he did the Harriet Tubman impression, I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to crash

  • @moonlitdesert
    @moonlitdesert 3 роки тому +36

    You covered them so well, loved the humour and wit....thanks! He was put in the army to stop him falling out of clubs drunk and fighting with journalists and exposing his willy to everyone!

  • @janepearson2450
    @janepearson2450 3 роки тому +44

    This guy is comedy genius .love it from a uk brit

  • @mountaingirl1974
    @mountaingirl1974 3 роки тому +131

    I can't believe he didn't talk about the magazine cover where Harry looks like Meghan's hairstylist

    • @maaiker2977
      @maaiker2977 3 роки тому +18

      The pose is literally a copy of a photo kiddy harry made with his mommy (who was also wearing white at the time). Paging doctor Freud! 😳🤪

    • @kyers9817
      @kyers9817 3 роки тому +2

      💀💀💀

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻😎Meghans hair stylist. I proper chuckled at that one. Well done!

    • @SMRT79
      @SMRT79 Рік тому +1

      Vidal-Sassoon was my first take! Lol!!!

  • @Sequenceserenade
    @Sequenceserenade 3 роки тому +175

    The Harriet Tubman bit is one of the funniest things I’ve heard / seen in a while 🤣🤣🤣

    • @foonatt
      @foonatt 3 роки тому +8

      “...Thank you!”

    • @sastrinidis
      @sastrinidis 3 роки тому +7

      It was absolute gold lol

    • @QuizRox
      @QuizRox 2 роки тому +5

      "...what I am trying to say chile..."

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 роки тому +1

      "It's a TV show!"

  • @fernmachine3778
    @fernmachine3778 2 роки тому +31

    Tim Dillion is great in these rants because he understands the psyche of rich people.

  • @kevinvong6912
    @kevinvong6912 3 роки тому +107

    For the past year I though that Tim was the funniest man of this generation. Now, with the passing of Norm MacDonald, Tim is the funniest man on earth.

  • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
    @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 3 роки тому +30

    I love how down his agent is... Laughing the entire time, "Yeah, lets do it..."

  • @nd2705
    @nd2705 3 роки тому +57

    This rant is even funnier the second time listening to it.

  • @patrickdaly3628
    @patrickdaly3628 3 роки тому +62

    You have to admit Timmy does a GREAT Tubman

  • @Quball87
    @Quball87 3 роки тому +69

    This is one of the best Tim clips I've ever seen. The Harriet bit is better than anything late night TV has done in years

  • @lewis123417
    @lewis123417 3 роки тому +14

    They are deeply despised in Britian now. Haryy went from one of the most loved royals to the second most hated after Prince Andrew

  • @ssoozee
    @ssoozee 3 роки тому +39

    My gosh, how’d I ever miss this podcaster? I’m in for anyone who can make me laugh out loud. New sub.

  • @baore2422
    @baore2422 6 місяців тому +3

    The Harriet Tubman bit is absolutely diabolical. Love it

  • @harrylime5715
    @harrylime5715 3 роки тому +32

    I’ll tell Oprah they were chasing me around the royal palace with nooses. Lmfao!

  • @914southside
    @914southside 3 роки тому +30

    “I wouldn’t even know she was black by looking at her” 😂😂😂

  • @camillehill8795
    @camillehill8795 3 роки тому +90

    Harry had a security military squad protecting him when he was in Afghanistan. He was in little danger.

    • @jordanleigh8119
      @jordanleigh8119 3 роки тому +8

      Entirely not true. He flew attack helicopters during raids. Many of times his helicopter was shot at by anti air craft guns and rpgs. I hate harry and what's hes done. But never lie about a mans service. Its disquieting and disrespectful

    • @mgoub3798
      @mgoub3798 3 роки тому +9

      @@jordanleigh8119 Sorry jordan I’ve also heard that the military said he was a security risk so never really flew or cannot fly an aircraft or even toke part in dangerous assignment. Apparently he’s not that smart...... Allegedly!.

    • @jordanleigh8119
      @jordanleigh8119 3 роки тому +7

      @@mgoub3798 well I've witnessed it with my own eyes. I was a mechanic based in camp bastion in the day of my delightful youth. And many times I saw him respond to air support requests and to hit strategic targets. The man has taken lifes. He did his bit. Hes a wanker but desveres the respect for doing his part. It is true he did once get ordered back to England by HM because mi5 believed there was going to be a attack to try and see if they could kill him. But what is so often the case military intelligence was wrong. The only time harry got any special treatment was at home. In those camps he was a solider. He got spoken to like the rest of us. Even tho he was technically the highest rank in Afghanistan when he went. Try speaking to other eye witnesses about it if you ever get the chance.

    • @mgoub3798
      @mgoub3798 3 роки тому +4

      @@jordanleigh8119 Well that proves we need not judge so quickly. Thank you for your interesting information. With upmost respect to you. Well appreciated!…👏🏽

    • @alisonmansfield9052
      @alisonmansfield9052 3 роки тому +4

      harry being there put those real Army man at risk,,,selfish prick he is

  • @alisonmansfield9052
    @alisonmansfield9052 3 роки тому +11

    First time watching you....new subscriber here from Cornwall Uk....You nailed them completely.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 роки тому +64

    It's just refreshing to hear the word "retard" in 2021. As the brother of an autistic person, it's time 😂

    • @adambow3116
      @adambow3116 Рік тому

      Brother of a retard too. I enjoyed that he referred in the context of "married a ginger retard." Brilliant

  • @dorisfischer3132
    @dorisfischer3132 3 роки тому +16

    Harry isn`t the brightest candle on the cake. it's reported from classmates that he barely passed his exams to get to Eton University and to Sandhurst. If H wouldn`t be a Prince he would be a plumber or a construction worker...

  • @dmc357
    @dmc357 3 роки тому +54

    Ben's laughter is priceless 🤣🤣

  • @liamjones9115
    @liamjones9115 3 роки тому +23

    This is a genius bit from Tim Dillon. Big respect

  • @andrewthomas6200
    @andrewthomas6200 3 роки тому +46

    The worrying thing is that your President 'admires their courage'. As and Englisman I don't want them back. Royalty has served an important purpose in my country and the Queen is admirable in every way: as a role model and figurehead. These two are something you would throw out and not expect to be recycled!

    • @cashel5232
      @cashel5232 3 роки тому +4

      They're clowns, but so are the royal family.

    • @bsota8513
      @bsota8513 3 роки тому +2

      Your queen eats children.

    • @annmcevoy5686
      @annmcevoy5686 3 роки тому +2

      @@bsota8513 oh please! Do grow up!

    • @bsota8513
      @bsota8513 3 роки тому +3

      @@annmcevoy5686 HUGE pedophile rings going on in palace. Do some research. Seriously.

    • @leadoug1163
      @leadoug1163 3 роки тому +1

      I too am British and i wholeheartedly agree with your comment. Very well put.

  • @whatever8250
    @whatever8250 3 роки тому +22

    The “Village Idiots” here in the USA. Just like in The UK.

  • @SM-jk4fq
    @SM-jk4fq 8 місяців тому +2

    literally keep coming back to this Tim Dillon is A grade commentary + comedy

  • @marielfalk4537
    @marielfalk4537 3 роки тому +10

    Those grifters are insufferable. The Royal family are truly above all of this classless behavior.

  • @rhysyboy1
    @rhysyboy1 Рік тому +7

    As an English man this is the most hilarious breakdown of this whole situation out there, also the most accurate

  • @TheImplication2005
    @TheImplication2005 3 роки тому +92

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time! You never disappoint, Tim!

  • @caroldonaldson5936
    @caroldonaldson5936 3 роки тому +105

    Harry Windsor was a racist all of his life from childhood. He mocked people of colour by emulating their accents & called them derogatory racist names from his days at early prep school & later as an Eton pupil. He continued throughout military service with his colleagues in the army, using racist insults. All of this right up until he meets Scumbellina & accuses his family on the O show saying, "I just couldn't believe it!"? Really Harry? Really??? The RF are *not* racist - Harry is & always was!!

    • @rockthecasbah6450
      @rockthecasbah6450 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe harry think by marrying a woman of colour it would somehow absolve his racist past. Maybe it was his way of redeeming himself and showing to the world "see? I'm not a racist, a marry a woman of colour."

    • @herlindamartinez6456
      @herlindamartinez6456 3 роки тому +6

      And he wore a Hitler outfit🙄

    • @angelawhitehouse8066
      @angelawhitehouse8066 3 роки тому +4

      Scumbellina .....🤣🤣😍

    • @evas9735
      @evas9735 3 роки тому +2

      Harry is the biggest racist ever!!! He also told people his ex girlfriend Chelsea (from Zimbabwe) ‘wasn’t black or anything’

    • @Kryssi709
      @Kryssi709 3 роки тому +3

      Or maybe, like the rest of us, he didn't know she was of colour

  • @poojagb
    @poojagb 2 роки тому +7

    This bit is so hilarious in the light of her new interview with Cut magazine where she mentioned being likened to Nelson Mandela. They are really insane.

  • @herindoors3552
    @herindoors3552 3 роки тому +14

    Just found you, hilarious love you all the way from Hertfordshire in the UK, please, please keep it up.

  • @WickedFelina
    @WickedFelina 3 роки тому +11

    VAPID! That's it! That's the word I've been looking for in regard to them.
    Thank you!

  • @Golden-ib7dk
    @Golden-ib7dk 3 роки тому +12

    Omg I was dying when you were doing the voices for the cartoon 😂😂😂 love you so much 💜

  • @Pinkvr-sigma
    @Pinkvr-sigma 3 роки тому +17

    9:35 HOLY SHIT…the Harriet Tubman impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BC08
      @BC08 2 роки тому

      Funniest shit Ive heard in a min

  • @CrazyWatcher670
    @CrazyWatcher670 2 роки тому +13

    I started laughing audibly the moment he started talking good about them at the beginning. I knew where it was going. I love this guy.

  • @abdulrahman-xp3pt
    @abdulrahman-xp3pt 3 роки тому +22

    Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. 😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the giggles mate!

  • @g.n.b9197
    @g.n.b9197 3 роки тому +28

    The Harriet Tubman monologue really ended me💀

  • @charleskelly1446
    @charleskelly1446 3 роки тому +16

    Best Podcast in a long time, anywhere, for this old man. Good stuff

  • @liamh9814
    @liamh9814 2 роки тому +14

    I learned something new today: don’t eat hot soup while watching Tim Dillon; spitting it out laughing is not a good thing.

  • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
    @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 3 роки тому +215

    Tim Dillon looks like the rich kid who's surrounded by fake friends cause he has a ps5

    • @djkrptdnb
      @djkrptdnb 3 роки тому +2

      He’s Belson

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

    • @jonathansoko5368
      @jonathansoko5368 3 роки тому +9

      Poor kids have ps5. Rich kids have sick PC's.

    • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
      @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 3 роки тому +11

      @@jonathansoko5368 25 year old virgins have PCs

    • @D34D22
      @D34D22 3 роки тому +1

      @@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 Ain’t that the truth. Real men struggle enough with bills they can’t afford a pc😂

  • @grandmascannoli2227
    @grandmascannoli2227 3 роки тому +101

    I love how you can’t quite tell if he’s serious or just trolling with a 150 IQ

    • @Arc1517
      @Arc1517 3 роки тому +21

      I think he’s serious in this one. The idea of Royals is weird and antiquated

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 3 роки тому +5

      Both 😉

    • @Stefanius058
      @Stefanius058 2 роки тому +4

      @@Arc1517 yeah here in Europe they are nothing more than a waste of tax payers money

  • @willman9567
    @willman9567 3 роки тому +35

    They are making their grift work. Especially since there is a chance that Harry isn't Charles son. The only thing dumber is their fans.

    • @JP-wk7cc
      @JP-wk7cc 3 роки тому +1

      what’s the basis for the kid not being his? seems like you’d have to be an extra level of crazy to cheat on the dude, her entire new life and netflix series and big house(s) is based on her relationship with this guy

    • @Double_Vision
      @Double_Vision 3 роки тому +5

      @@JP-wk7cc Diana had a prolonged affair with a red-headed Army cavalry officer named James Hewitt during her marriage to Prince Charles.
      Google him and you'll see side-by-side photos of Harry and him. Then Google Prince Charles and Harry's brother Prince William, who both have dark hair. Harry's clearly a cuckoo in the nest.

    • @cherylparsons2768
      @cherylparsons2768 3 роки тому +4

      About time this was mentioned. It seems to me that the doubt over his parentage is at the root of Harry’s attitude. It’s as though he is daring the RF to address this. Whether Charles is his Father or not, the doubt is there and he is the image of Hewitt.

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 2 роки тому +1

    I am sooo glad Tim finally stood up to these folks! I know the world had been waiting and watching for Tim’s response to the Royal pains in the arse.

  • @Lorisa25
    @Lorisa25 3 роки тому +6

    *Meghan Markle's name MEANS Pear! She named the show after herself!!!*
    Also, examples of the Royal Family being racist & not helping MM out included "I had to look up the words to the national anthem myself! ".. .England doesn't sing their anthem at every event like Americans. And she KNEW that, but still complained about it to Opera. Harry wanted to MOVE to Africa, (even talked about it years before MM) but instead they moved To LA. You know, away from the spotlight.

  • @MatthewW713
    @MatthewW713 Рік тому +3

    Possibly the greatest thing ever uploaded to UA-cam.

  • @TheStringBreaker
    @TheStringBreaker 3 роки тому +12

    Love this content man! Pure *GOLD*

  • @everonlyallforthee
    @everonlyallforthee 3 роки тому +14

    Tim, we need more live calls to your agent, please!

  • @ryanlawson9903
    @ryanlawson9903 3 роки тому +40

    I have a cleft lip (mine is really minimal, with the surgeries I had when I was young, you almost can’t even tell) and that cleft palate shit is so funny 😂

    • @waywardson7295
      @waywardson7295 3 роки тому +6

      I hope they at least approached you for an interview.

    • @satanspit4101
      @satanspit4101 3 роки тому

      Its super funny. Because what he is saying. Is basically true.

  • @chesterfieldpinkington4287
    @chesterfieldpinkington4287 2 роки тому +9

    I love how Harry's voice is performed with a British accent but Megan is just Tim's voice and demeanour 🤣

  • @lucasglowacki4683
    @lucasglowacki4683 3 роки тому +29

    I had no idea she was “black” till they told me🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Tehstampede
    @Tehstampede 2 роки тому +5

    Everyone needs a hypeman like Red Sweater Guy; him laughing at these jokes is the whipped cream and cherry on top of the malt shake that is Tim Dillon's comedy

  • @shotbydebt
    @shotbydebt 3 роки тому +20

    When Ben starts to rock, I lose it every time

  • @larryjohnson3087
    @larryjohnson3087 3 роки тому +16

    "That's why I like him, cause he will get fired too" I almost fell out of my chair that came out of nowhere.

  • @awolfbrow
    @awolfbrow 2 роки тому +15

    For 2 days I’m still laughing at “garden variety morons”

  • @courtnisaizon4546
    @courtnisaizon4546 Рік тому +3

    The Harriet Tubman part took me out. 😂😂😂😂

  • @KF-my8zz
    @KF-my8zz 3 роки тому +11

    You should talk more about these clowns. Love your opinion on them.

  • @mollypitcher9380
    @mollypitcher9380 3 роки тому +9

    “They’re here and it’s fun.” “Well that sounds great!”

  • @ramyabhat4282
    @ramyabhat4282 3 роки тому +13

    Love this rant! 100% true

  • @katesleuth1156
    @katesleuth1156 3 роки тому +9

    Netflix, Spotify, Google etc. have no moral compass.

  • @senthilvelan544
    @senthilvelan544 3 роки тому +28

    Haven't laughed so much in a while. God bless Tim😂

  • @mariaantwan7479
    @mariaantwan7479 10 місяців тому +3

    This never gets old 😂😂 love you Tim you absolute legend

  • @zshakur
    @zshakur 2 роки тому +10

    Tim Dillon is hilarious but I fuckin love watching Ben just fall to pieces after trying so hard to keep it together.

  • @actuaryaltair6280
    @actuaryaltair6280 3 роки тому +17

    Megain is hardly hot, rather a well curated image. Her ferret eyes, nothing hot about that.

  • @aleahclaire2093
    @aleahclaire2093 10 місяців тому +2

    Im watching this for the third time , CLASSIC !
    “Garden variety morons”
    LOVE IT 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @0789faraday1
    @0789faraday1 3 роки тому +23

    We in the UK are sick of them...they just refuse to go quiet ...the world is waking up to the grifters

    • @n.o.m4385
      @n.o.m4385 5 місяців тому

      am not even British or western and am sick of them.😂

  • @doobieblaze1628
    @doobieblaze1628 3 роки тому +8

    I've never looked forward to Saturday nights more in my entire life. Thanks again♥️

  • @Richard-zp3ok
    @Richard-zp3ok 3 роки тому +2

    I needed to hear this at the time of the interview 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lovergurlxx1
    @lovergurlxx1 3 роки тому +3

    This seriously brightened up my Friday afternoon in work