163 - How To Be Popular
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- Опубліковано 30 сер 2019
- Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot.
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I love how he breaks down high school popularity groups exactly like a CIA officer breaks down intelligence gathering theory
One of the creepiest comments Ive read, ever. How much Duct Tape and Zip Ties do you carry in your gym bag?
"The best way to destroy a system is from within"
@Jaime Yousef Bro enough. Shill somewhere else.
He's not even close to telling the truth there are several people who are popular in high school and grow up to be just completely basic bitch losers it really boils down to what you consider being a winner means
@@BlazRa yeah in my opinion it's the mindset you have 16 months after graduation that matters.
"A Jewish kid who wants to be black but thinks he's Italian." The most spot-on description of a certain type of person in high school I've ever heard
Andrew Schulz ?
@@usceccu this exactly what i was thinking
And it rubs off/leaves an impression on his younger sister...so three and a half decades later we get Drake.
Also the Italian kid that dresses like and hangs out with black people even though he’s racist
@@BoqPrecision how did this sip through the cracks
Tim has been on another level lately
Its the keto
You’ve been sleepin on him then man...Tim’s been killin it before he moved out to LA.....people need to take notes from this man for real.
@@justingigante8407 Preach.
@@justingigante8407 he's always been great. His Ray voice LISTEN TO ME always got me.
But him on RAP, LOS and YKWD from the past compared to the LOS ep at the store!? Wow, he stood out tremendously. He's letting those jokes fly more and not blending in. Rogan lit a fire in him I think
Pepe Meme chill chill chill chill chill. Don’t give away our secret podcast man. These guys might tread on it
I’m not even exaggerating when I say this is in the top 10 the greatest podcasts of all time.
The Steve Deace Show
Unashamed with Phil Robertson
The Black Phillip Show (Patrice O'Neal)
Ten Minute Podcast
The Tim Dillon Show
Made By Jim Bob
The Universe Next Door
Mark Dice (not really a podcast)
Hammerhand
Undead Chronic XIV
@@VengefulPolititron You didn't include MSSP. I can't respect this list.
@@WAR-DAMN-EAGLE I’m sure those pods are good but god damn throw the whole list away with no mssp
@@VengefulPolititron cumtown?
In no particular order:
Cumtown
Tim Dillon Show
MSSP
JRE (in its prime)
Black Philip (Patrice 😇👨🏿)
Ten Minute Podcast
Opie and Anthony (in its prime)
I could have used this 20 years ago.
You got the blue chew..
@Benjamin Rallo how bout could've
Bro u needa chill wtf
@Benjamin Rallo Bro the guy was joking, slack off the booze and roids, take some good ol Xanax
@Benjamin Rallo you’re a loser ngl
@Benjamin Rallo ha! You’re fuckin fun brother! Your rants are true to ol’ Timmy’s comedy. Kudos, my friend.
Honestly the fat girl with a clean car was the most clutch when it came to rides to parties
huge point
This is the first and only time I’ve ever seen “clutch” work in a sentence
Even down to the solid fat build and confident short answers. He nailed my schools fat girl with a clean car. I was cackling
Lmao I haven't seen this episode yet and I have already seen three perfect descriptions of ppl I went to high school with
I’m a fat girl w a clean car and he’s spot on
That blue chew ad is all time
Cracking TF up right now. Let everyone know you're a KING . BLUE CHEW
Best ad possibly ever
@@NIKNIKATEEN13 Dude go listen to the magic spoon advertisement. You will cry
Holy cow that blue chew ad might be the funniest I've ever heard.
It's time to talk about fuuuuuggggginnnn
The only podcast where i look forward to the ad reads
Don't disrespect Bill Burr like that. He is OG of ad reads
Yep!
Tigerbelly
No one does adds like this. Fuckin hilarious
🤣🙌🔥💯
Another masterpiece in the making. There should be an animated show with all of these popular personalities as characters. I would watch “Dillon High”.
Oh, fuck yes!!! If only someone had a brain who doles those jobs out.
Damn, that's like the smartest idea I've read in these comments. There should be something to manifest from Tim's rant.
This would actually be a REALLY good idea. Holy shit Tim actually NEEDS to do this
DILLON HIGH!!!! Yes!!!
I sometimes visualize a cartoon as Tim talks lmao
Tim playing an angry Sabastian is something I never knew I needed so badly in my life.
This is the best episode of any podcast I’ve ever heard
Same
I still watch his Brownie Boat, Cancel Your Family, and Eat the Rich. They’re all time classics
“I haven’t had a carb in three days and I punched a woman in the face today!” 😩🤣🤣😭💀
It's crazy how the old ad reads are funnier than the current podcasts lmao
You hurt my feelings with this comment. During covid I found Tim. Binged alot of it. Recently tuned back in to a couple and felt like something seemed...softer. Just a bit but your comment kinda confirms it for me.
Damn that's big
Just look at the reduced length of his current episodes
It’s hard to maintain the same level of performance. He has produced a lot of content.
@@Andriulli25 yeah that's problem.
"Fat girl who doesn't know she's fat. This is big."
Fucking hilarious pun.
She is stunned…😂
Genuinely perplexed that she isn't getting more play
"Smokes more bone than a Texas Pit Master"
“Know where you can get fucked up like a pig and know where you have to be a person” words of pure philosophy.
Tim Dillon has been on fire lately. Dude bloody slays.
Tim is the only person who can make me listen to an 8 MINUTE AD.
These ad reads are a masterclass is comedic advertising. I will NEVER forget about these sponsors!
"be a guy with a car.......be a guy with drugs....be a guy with a gun.....be a guy with bullets!"
how isn't this guy selling out the garden?! improv skills are insane!
Totally read that quote in his voice.
He's too good you don't think Mossad and the CIA arent keepin our boy down?
his podcast and skits are always fantastic but honestly his stand up is pretty bad. He seems to focus on things that might appeal to the most possible people and the jokes fail most of the time because 1) he doesn't like the joke he's telling 2) the crowd doesn't like it either because he didn't work them well. I think he's on the same stage Louis CK was almost two decades ago, where he would write jokes thinking about the audience and not stuff that he personally finds humorous. Hopefully Tim breaks out of that trend cause I can't think of a funnier person in podcast right now apart from Theo Von
@@vabp8985 Certainly think Tim has the comedic ability to be somewhere near as funny as Louis and I hope he gets there. Doubt it will happen with the success he’s having with his podcast though and the disdain for stand up he’s expressed.
cause hes a republican
I’m 17 just graduated high school, I think all of my peers could benefit from some Tim wisdom
Some Tisdom
Graduated at 17? Be honest, ur the kid with the parent who's a teacher
are u thame fat guy who fights
holy shit same dude. wanna gain from one another, what was your high school experience
@@BasilHagens its called being born after september.
I just found this podcast last week and I'm watching all the episodes in reverse 😂 it's funny to see Tim go in and out of sanity
That makes 2 of us
Thank you, tim.
I'm in the process of canceling my friends
BeRoyal37 best decision I ever made
Family too!
*Get rid of those idiots.* 💪🏿😎
Boy did that whole global pandemic thing helped or what
Feels good, man!
11/10. Tim, you are the chainsmoking preacher I wish I was subjected to in the late 80’s/early 90’s. Exceptional work here, props to Devan with 4/4 good assists. Fill in the blanks.
I love Tim Dillon he's brilliant
One of the greatest rants I’ve ever heard
Devan is low key comedy gold, in his own right. How he calmly deadpan nods and agrees with Tim's insanity, as if it is common knowledge we are all familiar with and have all heard a thousand times is masterful.
Is that Ben before there was Ben? I’m getting caught up on anything Tim Dillon related and haven’t seen this guy before? Is he an old producer or a comic buddy of Tim’s?
@@illivanilli364 comic, he's funny on the show at least compared to Ben or Dan or gravy Guzzler Ray
@@Trent_Moorman nah ray is awesome
It's almost like he's Tims therapist hahaha
Tim dillon is unmatched in comedy currently
The only comedian that Joe rogan knows who's actually funny
Yeah, since he knows Chapelle, Siddiq, Gillis, ... @@trolmct6972
I used to skip the ads until I realized that they're the best part of the show
I'm like 9:55 into this, and wow this is amazing! Once in a while the youtube suggestion gods get it right; this is one of them.
Tim is a master observer. His descriptions are so accurate lol.
Edit-be a person...with a gun. That was absolutely bonkers!
This man could have been so many things but I'm glad this is what he fell into
You were dead on with that Thanksgiving riff, though. I know way too many people that cling to dead friendships, relationships. Nostalgia is a killer for those who can't do a line and leave it be.
The porch is back ....... YAS QUEEEEN!!!
YAS BITCH
@@tambourine3632 I keep it juicy juicy, I eat that lunch (yeah)
Tim is razor sharp; and hilarious.
I love how much Tim overhypes how talented Lizzo is.
Smart move, lest the truth slip out (if she was skinny nobody would care).
@@sealevelbear The Fat Pride Worldwide movement seems to be killin it these days!
Lmao
That diabetic boots line was a harsh throwaway joke lol. Following it with the 5 apnea machines was like throwing dirt on the coffin.🤣
This is the best podcast I’ve ever heard
Tim nailed my archetype word for word as the kid who always has weed, and then fucked his life up 2 years outta high school. I had to pause the video to die in laughter.
wait that was also me. went to rehab 2 years out of highschool
I did it backwards, started smoking after graduating. So all the mistakes you make in HS like fucking up your life had real consequences instead of mild ones.
lmao I was like "no way these are that accurate" until he described me word for word
Literally same
dude tim has managed to make ads a highlight. bravo. Its like the super bowl ads of podcasting there so wild you cant miss them
Exactly! So many noobs are bitching in the comments about them, they don’t get it 😅
Tim is a genius. I try to tell everyone...he's got "it"
Podcast has been on fire for a long time now . And Tim is incredibly eloquent especially when he’s telling people they will fail and fail and die in the street like a dog
We love the porch!
THIS COULD BE THE NEXT BIG PODCAST KEEP IT UP BRO
This is truly one of the best TD episodes.
So much real talk in this ep. Stay blessed.
Omg. Truth.
Dude, Im from Massachusetts, but on the Rhode Island line. Class of 2001. I can attest that this is the most honest explanation of high school in the Northeast that Ive ever heard. Fucking awesome bro.
Just discovered this podcast and I am so grateful. Can't believe you weren't on my radar before but I'm HERE for it
Might be my fav Tim pod of all time
Y'all need to join Tim's Patreon. 5 dollars a month man.
The Best 10 Hour Videos ok I’m in can’t stop laughing
Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! 🤣🤣🤣 Tim was on fire here! The Blue Chew ad omg!🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🔥🔥🔥🔥
Re listening to this and the blue chew advert is better than many comedy dvds I’ve bought lol
Late to the game. First time listening to this ep. That Blue Chew ad might be the funniest I've ever heard.
This is some of Tim's best work. His Sebastian impression is hilarious and the commentary is perfection. Probably my favorite Tim Dillon podcast episode.
The over-the-summer change is my experience and why I endorse this message
Timmy , you're killing it dood! Keep it up man!!!
This podcast is fire.
This podcast is GOLD glad Tim told us to come back and watch this
Was wondering if this was what he was referring to on the recent ep, or if their was a newer version that’s exclusive to the patreon
He encourages me to not give af and live my best life
The best bluechew commercial ever
TD made my current top 5 comedian list
man the Sebastian impression doesn’t get enough love
epic
He got me with skinny skateboarder who likes weed and fettuccini alfredo that almost ruined my life with drugs but made it out on top in the end. This man is self aware.
Does Tim have a rotation of catamite sidekicks? Or, is it all the same guy with a bunch of wigs and merkins?
Lol tim needs someone to talk at.
This is his usual co-host for a month or two, but there has been a lot of exceptions. Devan is the best one though, you’ll see.
😂😂😂
The only channel where I literally never skip the ads cus I don't wanna miss the skit.
Your rants are God tier!
Tim has 3 years left to achieve his dream. The hotel on the moon
This is top of the line information.
man this was the first podcast of tims I saw LOL that blue chew ad was what hooked me
This blue chew ad might’ve been the best ad ever.
This is nuts... The breakdown, Tim you the King right now....
The chemistry between these two is steaming up my windows
Bluechew ad demolished me! 🤣🤣🤣 10:00
This ep might be one of my favorites.
i get a serotonin boost when i hear the intro to this show
This bluechew ad will forever live in infamy
9 minutes 33 seconds. Thank you Tim this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life
Greatest podcast episode of all time. I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days while you were still in them…
Why you think its not as good now?
I feel like Tim personally attacks me by what he says every episode and that he would hate me if we ever met. But God damnit he's fucking funny and I love his comedy!
The accuracy of this is actually mind blowing.
Pretty much my favourite podcast tims done
Beautifully done.
Well put.
So happy for the success Tims been receiving. I think we can all tell he deserves it. You make a lot of people happy Tim thank you for being around when the world went into the toilet
One of the best episodes of all time
The legend of Tim grows!
This is the best advice I never got! Where were you in 00' when I was a freshman??
He was homecoming king in long island
I love how Tim goes through all the folks I knew in high school including myself
Love Tim more and more and more every day
One of my favorite episodes, hands down.
Best podcast on the Internet, Tim you need to do more promotion people need to hear you
Anybody else here after Tim referenced this episode on the Patreon and/or had this suggested by UA-cam without actually searching for it?
Awesome show Tim
This is actually very useful for life. Btw, that Bluechew is the funniest commercial I’ve heard in a while.
Those last couple minutes were some of the realest actual good advice I’ve heard on this show.
first dillon episode i ever watched. what a journey
Thanks for your insight, Tim.
This is a really good episode, so much wisdom here
I meditated like a monk the whole time when the blue chew ad was rolling lets go
that blue chew ad was the greatest commercial of all time.
This ep. was just amazing and funny and on point. I bet this increased your following, thanks for putting it on youtube!
Yeah Tim's a big dawg now. This was 3 years ago. The pandemic was very good to him, that's when I found him. His skits about the security guard at Epstein's cell and Dr. Fauci's son are golden.
I listen to that wix read as morning inspiration
Jesus the ending so on point
i could have used this in high school damn