McDonald's Is Opening A New Chain Restaurant
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- It's yet another place that'll kill you slowly but it'll be delicious.
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America needs a McDillon’s. Yes or yes?
maybe… yes…. but yes.
As a fellow foodie, I guarantee it would be fabulously tasty!
Yes
Just serves Percocet pudding
Bacon egg and cheese, with a side of percs and cigs
Tim wouldn't be as big as he is without McDonald's
Overlooked comment, insane double entendre
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 very good
Very nice comment
Greta comment
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a CosMc charged churro latte spiked double vodka redbull with a perc and marlboro light would solve all my problems I think
I’ll take two
A couple perc-a-doodle-doos?
Thats terrible. I want it.
Breakfast of champions right there lol
Vodka Red Bull with a perc will literally kill you.
You need a radio station in gta 6
Fuck, yes.
can you people stop saying that on every single video of this man
@@frwystrWhat do you mean “You People”?
@@UncleJakey9 🐋redditors
@@UncleJakey9🏀
Panera is way ahead of them. They’ve killed two so far with their caffeinated lemonade.
Lmao
I was thinking the same
lol very true
McDs is playing the long game, diabetes
Frappuccino and a double cheeseburger is the breakfast of American champions.
I want 150% of my daily sugar in my frap with 150% of my daily fat in my double cheesburger. Breaching daily metrics by 10am each day, heck yeah.
Venti Caramel Frappuccino with an Extra Shot Blended. YUMMY :)
Nah, I'll stick with powerful opioid prescription medications and a cigarette.
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@@RicArmstrongpercs and a mocha never failed me lmaoo
You got an iron stomach
“Little apple slices to pretend to give to the kids” 😂
Making $8 off of .50 cents of ingredients isn't good enough profit margins for them. Their goal is to make $8 off of .05 cents of ingredients
That's most companies goal though, ain't it?
I think you mean 50 cents and 5 cents.
@@danelynch7171 lol only the super greedy one
Oh wow.. and only 80g of sugar in the churro frappe 💀💀💀 not bad Lmaoooooo
Oh my fk.. spicade has over one hundred grams 🤣🤣🤣 inanity
He's saying Mc' Donells so he legally cannot be sued. GENIUS
real
His neck fat doesn't allow him to pronounce it properly. Poor guy 😢
It's just the Long Island trash accent
Bro, this is America 😂
He is not doing that at all? You can make fun of things under parody/satire laws that will protect you from copyright infringement. He can say McDonald's all he wants lol.
Put this on in the car with a friend and he didn't make it a minute in before he asked me to turn it off, citing "bad vibes." I had forgotten that Tim is an acquired taste usually only suitable for maladjusted cynics like myself.
@@Hoodlum728Fr. That’s crazy
is he a girl? lmfao
It’s cuz the mother fucker sounds like rush Limbaugh is high is why it’s so funny. He’s a comedian that sounds like a right wing think tank radio host. Our friend probably had ptsd
@@Hoodlum728a dude with the balls to cruise round listen to Luther vandross is a certified g
i put the 4th of July rant on innthe car during first dates to see if she is going to be able to handle going further 😂
Watching him not see “nutrition facts” is a fun bit
My thoughts exactly missed out on some laughs there he needs new glasses
That really stressed me out 😅
Me too@@TheRealAR01
Fats don't recognize those words.
Jamie would've seen it
America needs more Norm McDonalds.
I love how Tim's rants always go from funny to a very dark reality of how society really is
Truly. I love listening to him, but I can't put it on as my night time podcast while I'm going to sleep and have that going into my subconscious brain haha.
I think thats exactly what you should be doing
It’s why we love him.
and sometimes that darkness is the funny part.
only Tim can pull that juxtaposition off this well
Life in the big city
That Frappuccino/Percocet/Newport combo in the car REALLY hit home with me.
The Large Churro Frappe is 76g of sugar according to their website. As Tim says, perfect amount of sugar to get rid of that little headache and start your day.
Everyone is fked
all the colorful drinks with food coloring made from petroleum byproducts - can cause ADHD,cancer, and linked to 10+ other things.
the sugar ->Diabetes->heart disease & Alzheimer's(aka t3 diabetes)
Almost quarter pounder… of sugar
any of the frozen coffe drinks at dutch bros, starbucks, and dunkin are like that too. many of them have like 800 calories. its insane
Start the day off giving yourself diabetes
Percocet, salted caramel Frappuccino, and a menthol cigarette!
We wish them well
Life in the big city
I generally take the pulse of the world based on what McDonald's is doing. They have a lot more cultural power than people dare to realize. It's truly sublime. The Grimace Shake was a cosmic sign of a new era.
They’re more or less a real estate company that happens to sell burgers to cover the property expenses, a really successful one.
@@Boback111I saw the movie too.
Don't forget Shezwan Sauce
Churro frappe, tomatillo sandwich, queso sandwich. I see the way things are going to cater to our new residents.
@@gettingcannedyeah everywhere in America is slowly being filled up with tan skinned folk
Tim looks like he could use a McRib burger.
"a", try 4 of them as an appetizer.
I have never heard anyone refer to a Mcrib as a *burger* this comment blew my mind. Burger adjacent? Sandwich? Sure.. But *never* burger.. you're not wrong either.. my life will never be the same. 😮
McRib Dillion
Ruler eternia, nice to see ya
What I love about Tim Dylan is that he is simultaneously a catty gay man while also having the personality type of a pissed off New Yorker dock worker. So you know he’s just getting pissed off all day by the people around him ordering dumb ass Starbucks drinks and he just stews over it and then gives us this content
I'm priced out of Mickey D's these days. If I'm spending that much for fast food I'm doing Wendy's or Culver's instead.
Exactly
If you think McDonalds is expensive you just don’t know how to properly order from McDonalds. Can get 3 Big Macs for $6 if you play your cards right
I go to a resturaunts
I stopped at a Mc D's a few months back after not eating there since like 2006. I ordered the same thing I would have ordered in highschool, two plain double cheeseburgers with a medium soda. Something that used to cost about 4$, the burgers where large and the soda was like 20oz, and now that same purchase today is 13-14$, the two burgers are the size of one old burger and they gave me an 8oz plastic cup for my soda 🤣
It's cheap for me because I make a lot of money
Tim: ive always valued a little cynicism …
Tims bank account: YES
We wish McDonald's well. We hope they make a trillion more dollars.
as a poor, I only get my food from grocery stores. it's way cheaper by weight than fast food especially if you pay attention to sales, and it's much healthier. It's a choice to go to fast food for most people.
the people who are more poor than you are in food desserts where they’re only surrounded by fast food and gas station. look it up
I know about food deserts, condescending @@NatureNed . I said "most people." I also spelled it correctly.
@@Kino_Chroma sorry i’m retarded brother. i also wasn’t trying to be condescending, just was genuinely saying to look it up. not everything needs to be an argument.
Wow groceries are cheaper than restaurants? Brilliant finding Einstein 😂
@@NatureNed”Food deserts” are like 3 miles across. It’s not the most convenient, but it’s not hard.
A Churro frappé and a spicy sandwich sounds better than a burnt Dunkin Donuts bagel and an incorrect coffee order 😂
McD's is playing the long game. They know they'll be the first fast food place on the Moon and they are ready.
That poor Illinois town is gonna get flooded with Tim Dillon fans demanding churro frappes.
In my town there was a big Dairy Queen that also sold everything from cheeseburgers to fried chicken. Eventually the DQ franchise told them to stick to the normal menu, so they dumped DQ and rebranded as "kosmic kones." Just wanted to mention the irony of McDonalds making a modern DQ called CosMCs.
I’m confused… cheeseburgers and fried chicken is core to DQ’s regular menu.
@@CJL36 I think it varied over the years, a lot of DQs just focus on the dairy desserts and don't have a full kitchen. Also this story took place in Hawaii, so I used "fried chicken" as shorthand for various local Asian fusion dishes that wouldn't be at a standard DQ. And maybe the story was just a PR move that the local owners planted in the newspaper, and perhaps all that really happened is they got tired of paying for the DQ brand. Kozmics though!
Here in Ohio, it's normal for DQ to have burgers and chicken. Although SOME only serve ice cream.
Some DQs don't have a grill, which bums me out because my local DQ can't offer the Blizzard/Cheeseburger combo. There's a Froster's Freeze that's now "Greek Chicken" in San Diego with awesome food and the same ice cream as before.
Wow, I've never seen a DQ without burgers or chicken tenders.
Tim's sunglass game is on another level 😎
This man is spot on. I am South African and even I know how disgusting this “food” is. This is the fentanyl of food. McDonald’s burgers are so tasty for ten minutes and then become what they are - cold dog food garnished with chemicals and preservatives. Eat it when you are drunk only.
Fast food places are better then American fast food it’s just facts and SA has tight food laws like us up here in Canada I’d eat McDouble or QPC around or there way before I’d eat one in America 😂
@@xxBONGHUNTER420xxAh...the Canadians. Forever in our shadow, forever passive aggressive, forever the 8th runner up never the homecoming queen. Your nation has lost its mind. You have no room to crow like a tiny rooster on a giant dung pile thinking you're an eagle. No one, EVER has said, "Wait till the Canadians arrive, they'll save us."
I wish South Africans didn't have to know about our "culture". I'm sorry that dogshit had to reach you.
The first bite or 2 is truly euphoric. To really enjoy it you have to be starving in that moment or you start to realise it doesnt taste that good, the texture is odd and what exactly are the ingredients 😅😂
You are jealous
tim loves his percs
The best thing I ever saw on one of my trips to the US was a label on a sandwich at a fast-food restaurant: "ingredient1... ingredient2... Imitation Of Cheese"
Now, I can understand Imitation of Caviar or Lobster, they are expensive.
But how little does "imitation of Cheese" have to cost to be a viable economic operation to use it instead of "normal Cheese" which is already incredibly cheap..... and what is it made of?
Shredded remains from Pet Sematary?
😂😂
Pretty sure it's made from recycled plastic
It’s made of Soylent Green. 🤮
Imitation of cheese is made of 100% trans fats which is closer to plastic than food. Your body just stores it as fat cuz it doesn't know what to do with it. 😊✌️
100% Beef is the name of the company, not what the patties are made of... What a scam. Everything in America is artificial, from its food to government. (Hint: two right-wing parties is closer to the fake communists in China than any real democracy)
You ever had a Frappuccino? I HAAAVE
12:23
Starbucks for people that film fight videos after school 😭
There is no way this isn’t GTA 6 radio feed
A cigarette as the amphetamines kick in will always be the closest feeling to sex
McDonalds needs to come back with the Mighty Wings they had 10 years ago. The wing craze is at an all-time high & they'd kill it this time around.
Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick were the launch guys which is why they failed, least charismatic team of all time. They had comedy gold with the SuperDome lights going out and they couldn't do anything with it. Flacco was like "I love these mighty wings" lights go out "where my mighty wings go?" Kaepernick like "I didn't take those mighty wings but I want mighty wings" Flacco like "who took my mighty wings then?". Cut that's the commerical. It made you think the mighty wings gave you CTE
@@voiceofreason2674 Had no idea about this.. but to my knowledge they flopped for a variation of reasons. They were very expensive: 5 wings were $5. A lot of people claimed they were too spicy. They took very long to cook compared to other menu items & because of all of this McDonalds was losing money. They had over 10 million pounds of the wings that went to waste & decided to cut their losses. Fast forward to now & fried chicken/wings are everywhere. Wingstop, buffalo wild wings, Korean fried chicken places, KFC, Popeyes, etc.. all constantly come out with new wing types & flavors. Regardless of why it flopped in the past, I doubt it'd happen again.
Bring back the apple and cheese Danish!
Tim is like a modern day George Carlin
and chris farley
McDonald's wants a piece of the 2-3 times a day $11 latte market. People are starting to balk at paying $30 for McDick's so they're pivoting.
"Oh sorry, our shake machine is down"
Tim seems to be running a real RedBar inspired operation here ... Which isn't a bad thing.
I’ve always called their coffee caffeinated milkshakes. Tim, you understand me.
The one guy in the background laughing is a genius podcasting strategy… its today’s laugh track
Half their menu will be unavailable at all times since the shake machine is always down🚒
No amount of corporate oversight and analytics on customer preferences ever anticipates how much an armada of $7.25 an hour teenagers are going to bungle this shit on launch.
That's why they don't employ those people at launch, it's just like chick fila they have an out of town crew from corporate come in to ensure that the food is at least decent at launch, then they hire teenagers once the lines die down.
Min wage is 7.25 in my state and no business is paying you 7.25. It's 10 to 15
Regular workers don’t work the openings.
McDonalds employees aren't bottom of the barrel employees anymore. Minimum wage here goes up to $15 Jan 1st
@@GriseldaBSF410McDonald’s employees are the largest recipients of food stamps
Churro Frappé has what plants crave. 🌱
Not my local Bronx concourse McDonald’s getting name dropped on here 💀
11:18 NUTRITION FACTS RIGHT THERE (below pic)
Rockstar absolutely need to get Tim Dillon as a radio talk show host for GTA 6
the way you delivered that "Gonna be a real day after tomorrow situation, ya not good" so calmly and perfectly summed up roflllll
we actually had one of those 1950s specialty McDonald's back in the '90s in the town I grew up in... this is definitely not the first time McDonald's is tried to put themes in the restaurants
This man is a national treasure...and I'm Canadian lol.
Same shit
Bro couldn’t see the “nutrition facts” link directly under the picture of the product 😭
Why is this dude running this shit? 😂
i was literally yelling.
“When you’re poor you’re broke” - Tim Dillon
Tim is the phat version of Ric Flair! I just realized this. He the Bentley Drivin, Jet Flyin, Versace Shades wearin, Polo wearing, son of a gun! Whoooooa!!!
Spent more money on spilled steak sauce than you make in a year
Fuck I want pretzel bites though
I was screaming at the Nutrition Facts beneath the image like it was an episode of Blues Clues
Their biggest competition in the Chicago suburbs is Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks. Dunkin is aggressively expanding into other places like Indiana and they need something to get ahead of that
As an Indiana native Dunkin is making its way over here
@@PaytenJimenez I call it Junk N Donuts
I need those sunglasses NOW.
Down the street from me in Bolingbrook illinois. 3 hour lines, fuck that lol
Love the blinking sunglasses to make us look more human.
I was absolutely cheesing by the time you said mouth breather 😂😂😂😂
This has got GTA radio channel written all over it , i love it ❤
“But what about the panini?!”. Yea, that was me 😂
McNasty’s opening a new “concept” is akin to Hell opening a new and improved “SUPER” Hell…😅
Percadoodle. 😂
The blue nutrition facts button just absolutely ignored under the picture of the caramel frappe
this is a mile from my house. they bought a baker's square that had gone out of business during covid. i think mcdonald's ownership is saying "hm look at all these chain locations that went out of business during the pandemic, how can we take advantage of this". also, i looked inside and it kinda looked like a juice bar
I live like a 1 hour drive away from Bolingbrook my brother even closer he said the lines are packed and the building reminds him of the pizza parlor from toy story😂
“America needs a McDillon’s. Yes or yes?”
If I can’t start my day with a Churro Frappe I’ll lose my mind
That morning caffeine/nicotine fueled, on the clock, shit is a glorious thing
Can’t wait to see the new lawsuits that get derived from this new store
If they ever legalize cocaine, Starbucks would make a drink out of it.
What we need, is more cowbell.
The nutrition facts were the small link right under the picture of the drink. Always read the fine print. Also love that it says "*calories are based on the base recipe" in tiny writing
No better way to start your day than with a good Tim Dillion rant
I thought he was going to say we need more Norm McDonald 😂
Man, I fucking love this guy 🤣🤣🤣
BUT WHAT ABPUT THE PANINI‘s
Jimmy Dean's Griddle Cake Sandwiches give McGriddles a run for their money and a box of four costs the same as one McGriddles... They're smaller but everything at McDonald's should be.
Jimmy dean breakfast sandwhiches are actually good i dont care what anyone says
@AspiringSpaceWizard Jimmy makes a fantastic pancake sandwich, and I find they work as well for portion control as any other diet food.
You guys are disgusting
For almost nothing? A McDouble is almost $3
The hibiscus drink and the churro frappe sound delicious and decadent; the greatest combination of adjectives in all of gastronomy.
Tim Dillon FTW!
I never understood drink places like starbucks. I'd rather eat my calories than drink them. Especially at a 8 dollar price point for a beverage. It's just a hassle to go through and an expense for just drinks. You can make coffee at home. Not so easy to make an actual breakfast or deep fried products. lol.
What especially confuses me is that a lot of these sort of customers are younger women. The one's who are always shying away from carb heavy stuff and going to yoga and super focused on butt squats at the gym to get themselves in O.F.'s shape.
Then they'll hit up a starbucks and down a 3,000 calorie plastic cup of crap with 0 nutritional value.
This new chain is not for me. But there's certainly a demand for it seeing how starbucks always has a line wrapped around the building for a pup a chino and an Ariana Grande Vente double lidded chemistry concoction. Coffee doesn't even taste good. That's why hardly nobody ever just drinks it black. lol.
The rant we need!!!
Love this new McDonald’s partnership with Bill Cosby
Those glasses are exceptional mr dillon
man people take this country for granted too much... but this place is freakin AWESOME. If people would just open their eyes and appreciate this eden, they would realize we live in paradise bro.
Delusional
Ong. Even though there are mass shootings and expensive healthcare and sky high housing costs I can still stop by Mickey D’s after work and retire to my shed in peace
Slushies are awesome. Especially the new ones they have where you can add the sour flavor to whichever fruit flavor. And now most areas they have spiked slushies @ Gas stations & such.
Whatchu mean spiked slushies? The machines already have booze in the mix so you don’t have to add it in at home? That seems problematic…
@@norfnorf3819 Yes. Already added. Was a thing in New Orleans. But now they do it all over.
@@GLPitt1 probably 4% alcohol so you still gotta add some vodka yourself
@norfnorf3819 most of them are 5%. Some are 7-8. They have a Long Island Ice Tea one thar is really strong.
The most concerned citizen😂
We love you Timmy
Phenomenal commentary on american life. Never thought of fast food in the way you frsmed it. Great content.
I started tearing up listening to this 😅😅😅😅
It’s like 5 min from my house, there was an estimated 2 1/2 hour line snaking through the strip mall parking lot
I needed a glass of water and a walk after that.
The sugar content of that Churro Frappe is Gov't "Classified"
best cure for a hangover is a perc a doodle and a 40oz your cadillacing
i love how it says under the cup picture -NUTRITIONAL FACTS- and they both go IDK WHERE IT IS!
Tim. U are Fkn Hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And brilliant. Unbelievable!!!
Looks like MCD is about to finish off ol' Tim, there.