The Christian Version Of "Saw" Is Weirder Than It Sounds

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  • @WillieMuse2
    @WillieMuse2  3 місяці тому +38

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    • @chelseacheckington7421
      @chelseacheckington7421 3 місяці тому +2

      Ok. I just started but I'm already delighted because your ad was so good. Using the lighter with the popcorn was a super clever way to do the bit.

    • @chelseacheckington7421
      @chelseacheckington7421 3 місяці тому +3

      Also, I liked your video and I'm adding this second comment to help your UA-cam algorithm bullshit.

    • @chelseacheckington7421
      @chelseacheckington7421 3 місяці тому +1

      Commenting again for the algorithm. It seems so far in the video like collecting these stories was all about inspiring a feeling, because that's what these views are based in. They aren't logical. They're about liking to feel a certain way and wanting others to catch that feeling. You can't logic God. You just try to put people in such awe of what God might be doing that it inspires a feeling in them and that feeling makes them believe something. Those of us that aren't susceptible to this are people that they can't inspire that feeling in, for whatever varying reasons that may be. We see a lot of this as creepy instead of beautiful, and that makes the people seem creepy and cult-like. They inspire the WRONG feelings in us, which in turn leads to the persecution complex some Christians have because of the backlash they experience.

    • @coleengelhart2980
      @coleengelhart2980 3 місяці тому

      I love your vids but I highly recommend not putting the ad right at the beginning. It's not great for audience retention

    • @SakkaraKirax
      @SakkaraKirax 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@coleengelhart2980 I prefer it at the beginning. That way the video itself isn't interrupted in the middle. It's really jarring to me when I'm watching something and then suddenly they say "let's take a moment to hear about our sponsor for today's video." This way, I can listen to the sponsor section straight away and then not have to think about it again.

  • @lokiiago_x0x
    @lokiiago_x0x 3 місяці тому +301

    “Theyre alive.” SINGULAR USE THEY THEM PRONOUNS? IN FRONT OF MY CHRISTIAN MOVIE SALAD????? 😜

  • @hannahfannibal3636
    @hannahfannibal3636 3 місяці тому +176

    “I’m no quitter…if I were, I’d probably be a lot happier.”
    I feel simultaneously understood and offhandedly ROASTED 😭

  • @musselbug7583
    @musselbug7583 3 місяці тому +504

    It is so wild that the creators of this movie watched 'Saw' and were like: "You know, I really liked the part where a guy kidnaps people and puts them in life threatening situations to coerce them into adopting his moral values. Let's make our version without gore and no-no words though, God wouldn't like that.

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 3 місяці тому +32

      Oh my gosh yes thats hilariously true

    • @alfredfreedomjones5105
      @alfredfreedomjones5105 3 місяці тому +39

      I mean to be fair, Christianity has been doing that since the 1500s. Technically, ‘Saw’ is the copycat here 😂

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@alfredfreedomjones5105Care to give us a history lesson?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 місяці тому +19

      @@SeanWintersI assume they mean The Crusades

    • @lunaucprobably7487
      @lunaucprobably7487 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, this proclivity is also why white Christians tend to be so heavily in favor of over policing and incarceration of "others".

  • @TheCraftyWitchUK
    @TheCraftyWitchUK 3 місяці тому +417

    This is my official suggestion that Willie sends his members a letter so he can seal it with wax

    • @johnmulhall0
      @johnmulhall0 3 місяці тому +28

      I would DIE if I got a sealed wax letter from Willie

    • @bookshelfhoney
      @bookshelfhoney 3 місяці тому +24

      Could be a Patreon tier level, those wax seal things do look fun

    • @misteraskman3668
      @misteraskman3668 3 місяці тому +9

      For real, something around this line would be awesome and a good reason for getting a membership (I live in Mexico with my parents Willie, sorry, I can't afford it :/)

    • @lokiiago_x0x
      @lokiiago_x0x 3 місяці тому +4

      YES

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 3 місяці тому +11

      You can even make your own personal seal/symbol thats would be so cool. Honestly lets bring wax sealing back thats such a cool thing

  • @batoutofmel4959
    @batoutofmel4959 3 місяці тому +92

    Your J.R./Junior theory just brought the magic back to my life.

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters 3 місяці тому +189

    “Dammit. I thought I was gonna get murdered.” Is far too relatable, Willie, dammit.

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 3 місяці тому +9

      I startled my Uber driver by saying "mood", but I had my headphones in, and he hadn't said anything, but he seems too polite to ask what the mood is....

  • @zbcrazy
    @zbcrazy 3 місяці тому +92

    So the ultimate message I got is that God commits crimes to get the results he wants - which honestly probably makes this the most biblically accurate Christian movie.

  • @Olivia-pj9wy
    @Olivia-pj9wy 3 місяці тому +140

    "Aaaaaa! The Reconciler!!!! He's gonna make me talk about my feelings!!!!" That being the "horror" movie premise never stops surprising me, the kid was the scariest part of the movie!!!

  • @rebeccas265
    @rebeccas265 3 місяці тому +268

    This movie is actually kind of terrifying when you consider what it actually says rather than trying to figure out what it 's trying to say. A person of overwhelming powers is not only justified but fully good when ignoring the bodily autonomy and consent of other people and committing acts of violence if the end result is "good'. Also, even when acknowledging the presence of systemic prejudice the solution is not to dismantle the prejudices but rather the people being mistreated simply need to accept their lesser status in life. The terrifying part comes from the willingness some people have to act in the place of God. This movie is promoting oppression that grows out of religious beliefs as a net social positive. Yep, it's a Christian movie and not just a movie made by Christians.

    • @lunaucprobably7487
      @lunaucprobably7487 3 місяці тому +39

      I mean, that mindset in general is why Christian Fundamentalism is so disturbing. These are people taught to believe that oppressive hierarchy is inherently good, as long as you blindly believe that those at the top are divinely mandated. If imaginary Daddy God "appointed" those tyrants at the top, they must be good and just.... no matter what they actually do with that power. What makes this a "horror" to non-Christians is what makes this a weirdly hopeful movie to Christians.

    • @78greatscott17
      @78greatscott17 2 місяці тому

      Actually, we are Christians, and the movie was based on a play I did for my Church

    • @lunaucprobably7487
      @lunaucprobably7487 2 місяці тому +2

      @@78greatscott17 Right. Gotta start small before you can oppress big.

    • @lolomcspanky
      @lolomcspanky Місяць тому

      ​@@78greatscott17while I almost respect your unhinged decision to show up repeatedly in this comment thread, you might want to understand what's going on before you engage.
      No disrespect, bc you sound young?, but I don't think you understood this comment. No one said you aren't Christian. We're freaking out about the horrific moral implications underlying your story, and I don't think you have the background to understand our points.
      I get it, few people are well-versed in both religious thinking and the moral objections to it, but people who like to talk about this stuff usually have quite a bit of experience with both.
      I hope this doesn't sound mean, I'm trying as hard as I can to be courteous, because you seem lost, before I watch the rest of the video and lose the will 😂

  • @lunaucprobably7487
    @lunaucprobably7487 3 місяці тому +228

    A movie about the worst fear for conservative Christians: having to have a thoughtful conversation, considering others points of view and possibly accept you might be wrong.

    • @ItRemindMeOfHome
      @ItRemindMeOfHome 3 місяці тому +23

      That really does sum up their worst nightmares. They can't imagine anyone ever thinking different from them.

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 3 місяці тому +1

      I've seen the charlie kirk video where he's talking to leftists, and literally none if the leftists want a thoughtful conversation. If you can't get a thoughtful conversation out of conservative then the problem has to be you, not them.

    • @m4yr4i
      @m4yr4i 3 місяці тому

      ​@@SeanWinters That's just extremists of every group. Leftists or Rightists, the extreme never wants to consider the other's viewpoints.

    • @gggthsb
      @gggthsb 3 місяці тому +17

      ​@@SeanWinters Or, hear me out, no matter your views, if you are an extremist, you are not willing to have your values questioned. No extremist is better than the other.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 місяці тому +22

      @@SeanWintersMaybe the problem is Charlie Kirk…

  • @xentricshan
    @xentricshan 3 місяці тому +144

    I adore all your movie content! I especially love when you cover Christian movies and terrible movies and horror movies. Even if they've been covered I love your perspective. I like you even more than Kurtis Conner, although he rocks pretty darned hard. You are just like a sassy, funny, kind and weird little critic that I could watch all day!

    • @WillieMuse2
      @WillieMuse2  3 місяці тому +43

      :) THIS IS SO KIND! THANK YOU!!!!!

    • @kittykatbeans
      @kittykatbeans 3 місяці тому +10

      I agree completely!!!

  • @milessolomon4864
    @milessolomon4864 3 місяці тому +131

    I think it would be better if Ed had a beef with another angel. He then could spend the whole time in that basement screaming that his magic powers don't work anymore.

    • @latronqui
      @latronqui 3 місяці тому +2

      That would be a sequel i might want to watch 😂

    • @78greatscott17
      @78greatscott17 2 місяці тому

      Hello, this is Scott and I played Ed in the film. I also wrote the movie.

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 3 місяці тому +72

    I think it’s funny that the reporter lady’s actress seems to think that taking long pauses will make her character seem thoughtful and complicated, but she does it so many times that it starts to look like she just wasn’t paying attention

    • @lisah-p8474
      @lisah-p8474 3 місяці тому +10

      The writing is so bad and her delivery makes it worse. She constantly asks questions, not in an investigative way, but in a confused way. 😂 The other character will make a statement and she'll ask the dumbest things.
      Priest: You're going to talk to spiritual leaders, but you should talk to other people too.
      Her: Like spiritual leaders?
      😑😑😑

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 3 місяці тому +44

    It sounds like the writer's worse nightmare is having to talk to someone they're not getting along with.

    • @bratatouille
      @bratatouille 3 місяці тому +3

      Talking? With estranged loved ones?? About emotions??? Surely not 😮

  • @TroublingZeal
    @TroublingZeal 3 місяці тому +50

    I’m watching this video very intently I promise… but man.. I remember the first time you put a patch on that wall behind you and wondering what you’d do when it covers your whole background, and now here it is, covering your whole background. It’s so pretty and carries such a lovely story. I hope you’re proud, genuinely, I hope you feel like you’ve done something wonderful, because you have! You’ve entertained, inspired, and shown love to a community that you yourself have built. I think that’s so wonderful.

  • @Arosukir6
    @Arosukir6 3 місяці тому +41

    Can we please talk about the fact that apparently god made that little girl sick -- traumatizing her and her parents, presumably leaving the parents with huge medical bills, preventing the little girl from being able to go to school or spend time with her friends during an important developmental period in her life, and nearly *killing her* -- all so that girl could someday tell the reporter lady that god loves her?! Not to mention being in the article means that little girl is gonna be hounded by Christians for the rest of her life as a miracle near-death-experience-haver.
    I feel like the kidnapping stuff is child's play by comparison! *This* situation is the scariest thought of the movie! 😱😱

  • @AoifeBheag
    @AoifeBheag 3 місяці тому +96

    Willie, you are extremely talented, funny, compassionate, and intelligent! You absolutely don't need to be making the same video over and over again. What this viewer wants to see you do is analyze and riff upon whatever topics bring you the most pleasure and most deeply stimulate your curiosity. :-)

    • @Spadernator
      @Spadernator 3 місяці тому +9

      That's where I'm at too - I like the variety! I hope the numbers aren't getting you down too bad, Willie.

  • @Fiona-68
    @Fiona-68 3 місяці тому +45

    The “Oh fuck you right in the skull!” was a masterpiece of timing and delivery.

    • @lisah-p8474
      @lisah-p8474 3 місяці тому

      I wish they had assigned some competent actors to this movie. 😂

  • @bradleeclegg9988
    @bradleeclegg9988 3 місяці тому +40

    When you said her boss was Rowdy Roddy Piper, I thought you were joking.
    HER BOSS WAS ROWDY RODDY PIPER!
    "I've come to chew bubble gum and discuss existential angst in a post-modern amoral culture, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

    • @lisah-p8474
      @lisah-p8474 3 місяці тому +8

      RIP to a legend of wrestling. I'm sad he was in this, and it was released the year he died. 😭

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 місяці тому

      Reminds me of that meme with Duke Nukem.

    • @foolishlyludicrous
      @foolishlyludicrous 3 місяці тому +6

      The fact this movie was filmed so close to his death means Willie's speculation that Piper was intoxicated is definitely possible.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 3 місяці тому +45

    39:38 That lady is no "Greatest Generation" she's a boomer if ever there was one. She's somewhere between 70 and 80. The person she's supposed to represent would be in their 90s at least, any younger than that and she would have been too young to even remember her brother's leaving.

    • @soapsudgirl87
      @soapsudgirl87 3 місяці тому +6

      Came here to say the same thing, no way was even in her 80's. "I was just a girl during the war", yeah Korean war maybe

    • @sheryliversen8869
      @sheryliversen8869 3 місяці тому +2

      Yep. I'm a late boomer and she's not much older than I am. My dad wasn't even old enough to enlist in WWII. He did 18 months in the Army as soon as he legally could (17 with a parental waiver) so he wouldn't get drafted in the Korean War.

    • @Itmustbe_bunnies
      @Itmustbe_bunnies 3 місяці тому +3

      I had the same reaction! Even if she had been a "young girl" during the war - that would have made her Silent Generation - not Greatest Generation!

    • @betterlatethannever4536
      @betterlatethannever4536 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, the Greatest Generation is DEAD, yo. Don't try to fob boomers off on us as the greatest gen.

    • @mamawray
      @mamawray 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@betterlatethannever4536Not all of them. Don't death wish my grandma's, please.

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus 3 місяці тому +79

    I got an ad for a Christian festival in Latvia (I live in Ireland) on this video, so I think UA-cam is confused by the substance of this film

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 місяці тому +2

      That is the most wildly random YT ad I have heard of yet. I mean what the fu

    • @zbcrazy
      @zbcrazy 3 місяці тому

      Are you using a VPN?

    • @liquidl5380
      @liquidl5380 3 місяці тому +3

      That's so funny to me because in some ways Latvia is one of the least Christianized places in Europe? It was one of the last places to be converted, shockingly late, like the 1200s or 1300s. Yes, yes Martin Luther set up a library there that is part of the university and everybody is very proud of that, but other things...
      Put it this way: I finally went to Latvia last year and it was lovely! However. I missed out on the Totally Extremely Very Christian And Not Thinly Wallpapered Over Pagan Holiday of midsummer (Jāni) bc I broke my arm. This is a festival that revolves around: drinking, wearing flower crowns and oak wreathes, singing, dancing, drinking, bonfires, staying up all night, drinking, cheese, driving away witches, jumping over bonfires, drinking and of course--searching for the mythical Magic Fern Flower in the woods with someone.
      It's everything St John would have wanted.

    • @bratatouille
      @bratatouille 3 місяці тому +5

      UA-cam ads are weirdly specific to the videos they're shown on, but at the same time completely clueless about the angle.
      I've gotten an ad for meat lovers pizza on a video about veganism, an LDS church ad on a video about a mormon cult and a manosphere podcast ad on a video about why alpha males aren't a real thing.
      I guess I'm glad advertisers are wasting their money on trying to sell me things I'll never buy, and the creators I watch get paid a tiny bit for it 😅

    • @Lunaclove
      @Lunaclove 3 місяці тому

      I had some random Christian dude want to Pray with/for me. Like...every Willie muse that covers Christian whateriems is full of them XD.

  • @Chronoplague
    @Chronoplague 3 місяці тому +21

    I feel like someone told the screenwriter, "the journalist part needs to relate back to the kidnapping plot," and he took it literally.

  • @Tertiary
    @Tertiary 3 місяці тому +32

    That Angel standing behind the sad on the cliff - the closest moment to actual horror

    • @FanfallaFox626
      @FanfallaFox626 3 місяці тому

      100% Practically a jump scare. Lol

  • @Fatamorgana420
    @Fatamorgana420 3 місяці тому +91

    My issue with this channel is that Knitkolas has been silenced and I'm not okay with that.

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 3 місяці тому +8

      I miss him & his snark

    • @Jay_one
      @Jay_one 3 місяці тому +5

      He was always silent, wdym?

    • @Fatamorgana420
      @Fatamorgana420 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Jay_one he’d still have his thoughts subtitled.

    • @Montaq_
      @Montaq_ 3 місяці тому +5

      He's definitely plotting something.

    • @52344
      @52344 3 місяці тому +2

      #freeKnitkolas

  • @glarryg2318
    @glarryg2318 3 місяці тому +6

    Someone needs to bring an eight-year-old, a generative AI, and a Christian movie writer together, give all three of them the same prompt, and see who can produce the most coherent story.

  • @VictoriaEMeredith
    @VictoriaEMeredith 3 місяці тому +19

    I hear you, Mr. Muse. The older I get, the weirder my body image perception gets. Sometimes I’m like, “Hey, all things considered, you look kinda nice!” And sometimes I’m like, “Holy crap, how can people interact with the horrible half-human blob monster I’ve become?” And sometimes I glance in the mirror and go, “Dad?” Or “Granny?” Or “Mom?” So I have no consistent physical self-image. It’s weird, man.

    • @maryeckel9682
      @maryeckel9682 3 місяці тому +1

      I see the horrible half-human blob monster every time I try on clothes.

  • @rabidpinkbunny8915
    @rabidpinkbunny8915 3 місяці тому +31

    I *think* the little girl was saying that in a "Jesus wants you back as a fully devoted Christian" way, not in a "you're gonna die soon" way, but ngl, it took me a minute to figure that out. 😂
    I guess it's pretty creepy either way.

  • @reedsylvier5250
    @reedsylvier5250 3 місяці тому +48

    Pfffft I'm sorry but that shot with angel dude lurking behind the dad straining to lift his son up off the side of the rock, his face just looks so casual while he makes vague hand gestures that looks a lot like strangling him from the back of his neck and pushing him off or something, and with that filming angle.. Honestly thats hilarious
    Also to your point about your channel, by the wise words of Muse 'endless growth is unsustainable', basically plateauing is incredibly expected and normal, the ones who are all still here are here for a reason. Idk if that helps but heres hoping. Also we're predisposed to be our own worst critics especially us with mental health difficulties, rule of thumb, believe the least harsh version of yourself your brain will let you believe (unless youre someone with narcissism issues of course but that doesnt apply here obvs)

  • @certifiedboghopper9622
    @certifiedboghopper9622 3 місяці тому +6

    29:30 imagine being a professional reporter and typing your article directly from your mind into the indesign formatting page for the printed newspaper. forget rough drafts, forget editing, just rawdog that thang straight from brain to final product. incredible.

  • @nosevende666
    @nosevende666 3 місяці тому +6

    Plot twist: whole movie just extended ad for Christian relationship therapy escape room rental service

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 3 місяці тому +24

    25:02 This second story is the one that annoys me the most.
    28:35 and this is why it annoys me. Of course the father is going to save his son. It's a no brainer. There's no conflict in saving the son, especially since they're both tethered together still, and if he let his son go it would pull him down too. A real test is if they had gotten apart and the father fell, then the son would have to decide to save his good for nothing father or not.

    • @gggthsb
      @gggthsb 3 місяці тому +9

      I think that would be just as much of a cop out tbh. I think the whole saving thing is just a rushed solution to a non existing problem . Because they are both disappointed by each other they don't hate each others gut,so of course they would save each other. But that doesn't mean that their strained relationship is therefore better and everything is solved. I think it would have been better if they had to work together in a dangerous situation and learn how to trust each other and rely on each other to get away.
      Also even if the son would absolutely hate the dad there would still be the problem of them being tied together so saving the dad would be a no-brainer as well, even if the son wanted him dead and gone, but would he die with him?

  • @Geraldine-ny5zk
    @Geraldine-ny5zk 3 місяці тому +18

    Willie: "I guess, maybe, they're both meant to relay information..."
    me, trying really hard to figure out how chickens are meant to relay information

  • @Ironattheend
    @Ironattheend 3 місяці тому +30

    I know at least I haven't been watching every video lately only because the movies are sometimes triggering for me on so many levels that even your gentle, hysterical, and poignant commentary cannot make me not feel bad about myself afterwards. The movie still needles inside my head and makes me feel the bad things. Sometimes I'll put your video on mute on my tv and listen to an audiobook instead though! Regardless of what you do, thank you so much for always being you. When I can watch, your optimism is always comforting and inspiring, and your sense of humor is a perfect way to trigger the good thoughts instead and I cannot tell you how much I appreciate that.

    • @AstridLys
      @AstridLys 3 місяці тому +4

      My feelings too, pretty much. I've been in a bad headspace, so a lot of topics have been triggering to me. Had to quit watching so much cool stuff in my subscriptions because of it 🙄

    • @SaigesArstgo1031
      @SaigesArstgo1031 3 місяці тому +1

      thats my problem. I have been having a lot of personal stuff and just need goofy videos

    • @lolomcspanky
      @lolomcspanky Місяць тому

      This is exactly why I'm so excited about the Bones content!

  • @Nortarachanges
    @Nortarachanges 3 місяці тому +23

    I had to give up on your last video just because I’m feeling extra stressed and jumpy lately and all the homophobia was rubbing on my raw nerves. Hopefully I’ll get back to it when I’m more stable. Good luck and happy holidays 💖💖💖

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 3 місяці тому +3

    I always love a twist that's super subtle. "His mild limp wasn't even there! How slightly surprising!"

  • @jdk9673
    @jdk9673 3 місяці тому +17

    Willie, I don’t know why your views have dropped - probably the mysterious algorithm or some other X factor - but I want you to know that I really love your videos and I get a lot out of them. You’re very funny but also insightful and you’ve brought up some ideas that are new to my mind and I really enjoy it. Thank you for the effort you put into this.

  • @lisah-p8474
    @lisah-p8474 3 місяці тому +14

    Old pastor: "Our founding fathers, in the main, had a deep faith in god." 35:14
    Willie: Noooo! [Very loud incorrect buzzer sound.]

  • @loripotts7596
    @loripotts7596 3 місяці тому +29

    I absolutely HATE the sound of sneakers squeaking on the floor. Who was their sound designer? and why did they think that was a good sound to continue for 13 gd seconds?

    • @maryeckel9682
      @maryeckel9682 3 місяці тому +1

      I was getting really angry

    • @betterlatethannever4536
      @betterlatethannever4536 3 місяці тому +2

      In their defense, as soon as I heard that sound, I knew exactly what they were trying to communicate even with both actors off camera.... and to their discredit, it made their entire reconciliation insufferably annoying even before I saw the awkward roughhousing.

  • @laurieeyre2041
    @laurieeyre2041 3 місяці тому +25

    I really appreciate how honest you are about where your channel is at and just how you feel in general. I admire your vulnerability, along with your dry sense of humor. I found your channel at a really dark time in my life and it's nice to know their are other weirdos out their with very specific interests.

  • @xentricshan
    @xentricshan 3 місяці тому +34

    I think all the versions of you are true. We are multifaceted creatures and how we perceive ourselves varies not only from how others see us but also from how we see ourselves based on the context and our mood and like the song we heard first on our alarm clock this morning. I'm currently trying to emerge from body neutrality to body euphoria and I find that acceptance of myself simply as I am is a vital but difficult first step. 😊😊

  • @erikaannette7397
    @erikaannette7397 3 місяці тому +4

    'Not quite as intense as saw, but I still probably wouldn't want it to happen to me" is for some reason the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂

    • @erikaannette7397
      @erikaannette7397 3 місяці тому

      Never mind, "So what's with the cane" just topped it 😂😂😂😂

  • @danisaur333
    @danisaur333 3 місяці тому +23

    your tiny hats make me so happy

  • @armythecat
    @armythecat 3 місяці тому +11

    30:00 Istg, this man invoked his inner Rapsittie Street Kids' grandma because I had to rewatch like 3 times to understand the words under all the slurring

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 3 місяці тому +24

    Don't worry about other people covering the same thing. Not everyone watches those other people and even if they do, most people like seeing different takes on the same thing. Like I've seen videos that one of the true crime channels I watch covered, and then watched it again when Mr. Ballen covered the same story. Each person provided new insight or new information that wasn't available to the others.

    • @HazelSageHP
      @HazelSageHP 3 місяці тому +1

      Agreed! There aren't always overlaps in viewership and even when there are, I know a lot, like you mentioned, that listen to multiple people do it to hear different takes! I'm definitely the latter, and I have plenty of friends who are, so please don't let it stop you, Willie!

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 3 місяці тому

      Exactly!

  • @gab.bee123
    @gab.bee123 3 місяці тому +3

    38:23 is the realest reaction because if a child said that to me while smiling and staring into me like 👁👄👁, i'd be sprinting away

  • @Reverse_Cowgirl-cat
    @Reverse_Cowgirl-cat 3 місяці тому +9

    7:06 "You probably wouldn't want it to happen to you" would be a hilarious movie poster. I'm imagining it read off in movie narrator voice.

    • @kismetcaffet9862
      @kismetcaffet9862 3 місяці тому +1

      You're either going to be pleasantly surprised or thoroughly disappointed in a movie that was advertised like that

  • @SakkaraKirax
    @SakkaraKirax 3 місяці тому +11

    The most horrifying part of this movie to me is that apparently God let that little girl die of sickness and then ONLY sent her back because he was insulted that the brainless reporter lady didn't like him enough. And for some reason he needed a little girl (that he clearly didn't care enough about to keep from getting sick in the first place) to play messenger for him.
    Why is this considered an emotional, inspiring story to anyone? That little girl DIED in front of her parents. Sure, she came back, but this seems more likely to be traumatic than uplifting. God does not come off as compassionate and loving in this story. I have to think he had other ways to communicate with the idiot reporter lady. Like, this could have been an email, we didn't have to schedule a face-to-face with your 6-year-old secretary. Although reporter lady is pretty damn dense so she may have needed this more extreme approach.
    If I'm honest, I think I understand why they had her doing fashion reports and wedding season stories for her entire career (because she's either had a recent career change or she's been doing this for 25+ years.)
    So yeah, my entire takeaway from the movie is that the faith of dumb older ladies is worth more than the lives of sweet little girls.

  • @CoffinFullOfBees
    @CoffinFullOfBees 3 місяці тому +20

    Saw is incredibly plot heavy, there's so much stuff going on that i think most people just check out between the traps, but i promise there is a fuckton of stuff going on with a bunch of people who have different motives and interpretations of John Kramer's Jigsaw ideology.

    • @itsbuggers
      @itsbuggers 3 місяці тому +2

      yeah man the original saw movie was a masterpiece honestly

  • @jfcfanfic
    @jfcfanfic 3 місяці тому +13

    You have quite the talent in making such funny ads. My favorite video of yours is still about the "gay" film with the bees and the one with the Bigfoot. I rewatch it every now and then for a quick laugh.

  • @booley
    @booley 3 місяці тому +11

    in the sequel, the reconciler will trap people in their homes to force them to do basic chores and pay bills.

  • @greengemini54
    @greengemini54 3 місяці тому +6

    I've seen 2 other creators cover this movie but I am a certified Willie thumbnail clicker no matter what. Because you always have something new and wholly Willie to bring to the table!! I know 'stealing sloppy seconds' is a joke, and trying to figure out what the algorithm wants is *no* joke, but give yourself more credit in your intros! We love ya

  • @thebigdork8030
    @thebigdork8030 3 місяці тому +11

    Rodeny Ronny Piper's half slurred speech about graying is so uncomfortable. But hey good on the writers for finding another euphemism for "gay people are allowed to exist and therefore morality doesn't anymore"

    • @ShanaCuddy
      @ShanaCuddy 3 місяці тому +2

      Also gotta love that God is just exponentially more upset about homosexuality being legal than he is about genocide and slavery and Jim Crow and segregation and lynching and child labor and legalized domestic violence.

  • @Mandavee
    @Mandavee 3 місяці тому +4

    As a Saw fan, I think the cane was meant to stand in for John Saw playing dead on the floor of the Saw Bathroom

  • @jacquelinea8719
    @jacquelinea8719 3 місяці тому +9

    I did the Titus from Final Fantasy laugh about two octaves higher when the guy said what The Reconciler's M.O. is 🤣

    • @jacquelinea8719
      @jacquelinea8719 3 місяці тому +3

      I'm not sure "talking it out" is so important that we need to be kidnapping estranged family members, but it's nice that the movie centers communication in its own very silly and confusing way. The concept of Saw is honestly a bit much for me, so I sort of admire the idea of drastically lowering the stakes to where it's basically slice-of-life.

  • @shockofthenew
    @shockofthenew 3 місяці тому +11

    Brain is fried today, but commenting for the algorithm!
    (I've heard from a lot of smaller youtubers that they're getting less views recently, I think perhaps youtube changed some settings?)

  • @tara2944
    @tara2944 3 місяці тому +3

    Long time coming, just wanted to give you a super thanks because you’re the reason I picked up crochet and I’m so grateful. I can’t crochet without looking at my work like you can with your knitting but that skill is what inspired me. Keep up the great work Willie! Love your videos.

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers 3 місяці тому +2

    The cane twist is really just the movie being like, "Remember The Usual Suspects?"

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 3 місяці тому +9

    Do christians... not understand what horror is? I mean, I get that they don't understand most things, but like... this movie casts God in the roll of Jigsaw. Jigsaw _is_ the monster in the "Saw" movies, he is the terrifying threat, a'la Freddy, Jason and Leatherface. Imagine watching something like "Hostel" and thinking, "God would fit really well into the role of those rich assholes who pay to torture people". And yeah, he would all things considered, but christians would depict that as a good thing!!

  • @RAANSOMWARE
    @RAANSOMWARE 3 місяці тому +9

    The scream reference has me foaming on the floor automatically the only valid Halloween video
    (Tho your content is fun keep creating, your stuff is fun and I like ur humor :])

  • @ChristianeLevesque
    @ChristianeLevesque 3 місяці тому +34

    Christian version of Saw...well I didn't see that one coming, but I should have 😂

  • @nonbinarymess
    @nonbinarymess 3 місяці тому +18

    I’m bummed you’re getting less attention Willie! I love your videos so much. They’re calming but entertaining- You’re funny and engaging! The algorithm is shit >:(
    As a random non youtuber maybe having an intro song/ card could help? to remind people your channel name? And it gives the impression of professionalism (weird i know). Never give up your calm quiet style! But maybe some knitting corner branding would make your channel stand out more? But im no professional so take this with a grain of salt!

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 3 місяці тому +36

    What I personally would like to see from you is a playlist of your christploitation movie reviews
    Also more Knitcholas.
    We get to the premise and I start thinking, what if I were in this situation. There's not a goddamn thing I could say to get my sister to see me as human rather than a wild animal that needs to be beaten into submission, so odds are one of us wouldn't be getting out of that room alive. Not every relationship can be solved by talking because not everyone is willing to listen in good faith.

    • @WillieMuse2
      @WillieMuse2  3 місяці тому +12

      OH SHIT I HAVEN'T MADE THIS YET!??!?!

  • @blacksun3185
    @blacksun3185 3 місяці тому +5

    I absolutely adore the way you do your movie reviews. The way you talk about the plot, your jokes, your takes. It's so great!

  • @carolynh6852
    @carolynh6852 3 місяці тому +1

    You disappeared off my reccs for a while. Glad your videos are showing up again. I should probably turn on notifications for uploads

  • @ohkaymo
    @ohkaymo 3 місяці тому +2

    willie did you buy that prop phone just for incogni?! you deserve all the sponsors

  • @NowakiStar
    @NowakiStar 3 місяці тому +2

    That reporter’s floors are better waxed than the gym in high school musical

  • @ShinyMew888
    @ShinyMew888 3 місяці тому +5

    I'm glad Willie decided to cover this movie because I probably would never have found out about this wild time otherwise

  • @happytofu5
    @happytofu5 3 місяці тому +3

    I think the movie is even more horrifying then saw because it implies an allmighty being can abduct you at any time, let you die and then throw you out of heaven to talk to one random reporter. In saw, it was only a human with limited power.

  • @7DVLS
    @7DVLS 3 місяці тому +7

    WIllie!! You are one of my top favorite movie commentors on all of YT. 🥺 And your comedy literally always hits so good. I always look forward to your new vids!!!

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 3 місяці тому +8

    "Something Something Christian wh○r€ film" *ears perk up* I'm listening 😂😂

  • @Bestefrau
    @Bestefrau 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks

  • @HazelSageHP
    @HazelSageHP 3 місяці тому +6

    Sorry you've been experiencing a view slump! I find your videos super fun and have been watching more regularly lately because I have finally (after way too many years) figured how to get UA-cam to show the things I want on my page 😂

  • @HazelSageHP
    @HazelSageHP 3 місяці тому +7

    Also, I cackled at your Vyvanse comment and I hate zombie movies, but I would ABSOLUTELY watch the heck out of that movie as someone who relies on many medications to keep brain and body stable 😂

  • @OkiSmokey
    @OkiSmokey 3 місяці тому +1

    Willie I just wanna let you know that your voice/ the way you talk is really comforting. I think because there’s not as much tone changes there’s more reliance on length changes (when there’s pause and emphasis etc) which is a lot easier to digest and understand for my tiny smooth autistic brain

  • @k0w0res
    @k0w0res 3 місяці тому +11

    At the segment with the reporter talking to people who aren't religious leaders right now (specifically the scene with the little girl) and. That man either does NOT know how to use a paring knife, or he's pretending that he doesn't know how, because WHAT is he doing to those apples
    Anyways it's hilarious watching that section with the priest as a person studying american religious history, because.. lol. Anyone who says "the nation has become less and less christian!" should define what they mean by "christian" because I guarantee, you don't know the first thing about what some of the first religious groups in america believed. Shoutout to the folks who believed jesus had a womb in his stab wound!

  • @Endogal
    @Endogal 3 місяці тому +1

    I just found your channel a few days ago and binging a lot of vids. Makes me smile during work. 😊

  • @YesIAmPlease
    @YesIAmPlease 3 місяці тому +12

    I'm genuinely impressed by how boring a movie can be. Somebody signed off on this as the final product.

    • @maryeckel9682
      @maryeckel9682 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm really struggling not to fast forward so Willie gets a full view for the video!

  • @kay12755
    @kay12755 3 місяці тому +2

    My immediate thought for something that a chicken and a filing cabinet have in common is that they both have eggs in them. I may not have the best grasp on what a filing cabinet is used for.

  • @Angstball
    @Angstball 3 місяці тому +7

    The intention to stop, then more talking, then the interrupting song about (recording) on Vyvanse. I have never felt more seen! (and never thought it would occur in a Christian Horror movie review)! 😆 I see you too, my siblings in pharma! 😆

  • @regrettablemuffin9186
    @regrettablemuffin9186 3 місяці тому +4

    They really saw the villain of saw and thought “that seems like a good place to slot in our god”

  • @cyan5159
    @cyan5159 3 місяці тому +11

    I find it so funny that they fully copied the structure of saw too (a main "game" and smaller side stories). The fact they bothered to watch the original instead of just doing something more vague is incredible. I just wish they copied the over the top editing too.

  • @beckaboo3241
    @beckaboo3241 3 місяці тому +1

    I didn't think you were posting as much since they weren't showing as often on my home page.

  • @Sicara91
    @Sicara91 3 місяці тому +2

    "damnit I thought I was gunna get murdered" is such a mood

  • @bryttersbear
    @bryttersbear 3 місяці тому +1

    New Willie??? Count me in! I love your videos! I would love to talk to you, I feel like you would be the funniest person to just chat with over anything

  • @zombistaydead2679
    @zombistaydead2679 3 місяці тому +1

    Willie has the only ad reads I consistently enjoy

  • @Elvele
    @Elvele 3 місяці тому +1

    Your videos get me thru my 10 hour shifts, I love the longer videos and the ramblings at the end when you're doing the thumbnail lol ❤❤❤

  • @DapperMrAlex
    @DapperMrAlex 3 місяці тому +4

    I didn't realize this was a premiere or I would have clicked sooner. I really need to pay more attention to the things I read lol.

  • @SirAnimosity
    @SirAnimosity Місяць тому +1

    Wildly telling that the "horror" element is literally just having an open dialog with someone you don't get along with.

  • @melonsaway3929
    @melonsaway3929 3 місяці тому

    I had been relying on my feed to keep up with your videos, I had lost track of you in the past month or so. Glad to find more Knitting Time with Willie on my home page so I can get around to subscribing!

  • @connorletkeman5002
    @connorletkeman5002 3 місяці тому +3

    This is the first ever youtube video I've watched premiere! Love your work willie! Rewatched an old drawfee live last night and you were funny as always in there!

  • @sababa9989
    @sababa9989 2 місяці тому

    Hi i just discovered you last night but I really like your videos. You have this chill vibe where it feels like I’m just hanging out with you having craft night in your knitting tent

  • @artypartysquid
    @artypartysquid 3 місяці тому +1

    "This is what I'm like when I record on vyvanse"
    I've never felt so seen. Big relate

  • @liquidl5380
    @liquidl5380 3 місяці тому +3

    10:46 oh Willie, it's like you're not even thinking about the fact that a chicken and a filing cabinet can both hold thousands of eggs inside them during their lifespan, smh

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 3 місяці тому

    I was bummed i missed the premiere but happy to see another Willie classic!

  • @trala8911
    @trala8911 3 місяці тому +1

    For pleasing YT, I’d suggest splitting off posing for the thumbnail into a short. Since watching to the end of the video is a really important metric for YT, you’ll often find that people who keep the end of their videos short do better (think of Penguinz0 who just abruptly cuts with “so yeah”). Then you’d also get a short out of it.
    Also, don’t panic about what you look like! We notice different things in pictures each time we look, and that’s okay. It doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong, except that you’re judging yourself so harshly for it.

  • @saltoftheegg
    @saltoftheegg 3 місяці тому +1

    The cobweb sweater is the best sweater. Love and appreciate you, Willie!

  • @anacsadder
    @anacsadder 3 місяці тому +1

    I laughed so hard at the ad read that the rest of my family in other room were wondering if I was okay.

  • @zaratwinkle155
    @zaratwinkle155 2 місяці тому +1

    bruh wtf is this movie. like wtf. anyway i was listening as i was (supposed to be) doing an assignment and tbh unhinged christian movies + willie (and knitcholas) + the premodern perception of barbarism is just what a nice wednesday night needs. also wish me luck because i'm gonna ask someone out tomorrow and i'm a nervous wreck with social anxiety, horrible overthinking problems, and self-esteem issues to boot. this was my way of calming myself down so thank u. please continue continue to be weird and wonderful

  • @serenityfullem7969
    @serenityfullem7969 3 місяці тому

    Hi, Willie! I hope the views get better for you soon! I've loved your content for a really long time, and I always find myself coming back to the channel and rewatching videos over and over again. There's something very comforting about the format and your humor is exactly my kind of humor. Regardless of what you're talking about, I always look forward to new videos, and I would honestly rather watch you talk about a piece of media I've never seen than watch it directly.