Every Country England Has Invaded: Visualized

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  • @tadoshka5170
    @tadoshka5170 3 роки тому +18355

    When you realize that the Aliens were speaking English in Infinity Wars, so Britain must have colonized the entire galaxy

    • @kunalanand4469
      @kunalanand4469 3 роки тому +462

      Good one

    • @lawrencian
      @lawrencian 3 роки тому +1409

      Or us British are actually aliens

    • @kube2555
      @kube2555 3 роки тому +495

      Shh, dont tell them

    • @kube2555
      @kube2555 3 роки тому +276

      @@kunalanand4469 judging by ur profile pic ur not british, so u wont know our secrets.. -laughs in british-

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 3 роки тому +42

      Oh shit

  • @powwow151
    @powwow151 3 роки тому +2737

    England: "Who are you?"
    -"You Invaded us"
    England "...Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

    • @cerealman2751
      @cerealman2751 3 роки тому +198

      "in sub-saharan Africa...?"
      England: still not narrow enough....

    • @beerykids6703
      @beerykids6703 3 роки тому +137

      Oh I’m in Europe.
      England: _bruh_

    • @brandonhenley3597
      @brandonhenley3597 3 роки тому +25

      @Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd Ignoring what the other person said, he does mention English invasions of France and the Netherlands, and the invasions by the UK are also inherently invasions by England, as well as by Wales, Scotland, and sometimes Irish countries, just like how invasions by America are technically invasions by Wyoming and every other of the 49 states. So technically he is right.

    • @quidam_surprise
      @quidam_surprise 3 роки тому

      @@alphanox8326
      Not really, that's just a figure of speech. These are definitely not synonyms.

    • @aman123go
      @aman123go 3 роки тому +2

      Omg WTF

  • @dr.reverse8285
    @dr.reverse8285 Рік тому +50

    Colony: "You took everything from me"
    Britian: "I dont even know who you are"

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 Місяць тому +1

      More like, "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

    • @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl
      @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl 18 днів тому

      “Oh visit the museum it’s probably there” 😂

  • @francescocremante3691
    @francescocremante3691 Рік тому +72

    0:46 Europe
    4:47 Asia
    7:03 Oceania
    7:19 Africa
    8:10 Americas

  • @kaizermierkrazy6886
    @kaizermierkrazy6886 3 роки тому +1252

    Not British land: *exists*
    The British: ah, I see an issue here.

    • @Xen_the_legend
      @Xen_the_legend 3 роки тому +70

      "And I took that personally"

    • @16kashman
      @16kashman 3 роки тому +26

      OI OI OI! DO YEAOUH HAVE A LOICENSE TO REJECT MY INVASION?

    • @klchai7884
      @klchai7884 3 роки тому +5

      @@Xen_the_legend Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg.
      Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.

    • @orthodoxbelarussianopinion713
      @orthodoxbelarussianopinion713 3 роки тому +6

      @@klchai7884 DONT FUCKING DARE BLAME THE ANGLO-SAXONS FOR THIS. It was the fucking Normans. The Anglo-Saxons are a peaceful, friendly, familial and religious people. The Normans are the establishment, the ones you blame. They massacred Anglo-Saxons. They are the monarchy. They do the conquests, they are the globalist collaborators. The Anglo-Saxons are innocent and they only ever came to America to get away from the fucking oppressive Norman government, as they are inherently an egalitarian, tolerant people who don’t like constant war, and despise oppression.

    • @orthodoxbelarussianopinion713
      @orthodoxbelarussianopinion713 3 роки тому +2

      @Андрей Славиков because they know secretly that they couldn’t do it themselves. They would have tried if they could but they couldn’t. Nobody could beat us, until some of us actively started wanting us to be beaten.

  • @bencochrane6112
    @bencochrane6112 Рік тому +410

    If you've experienced the weather in the UK you'd understand why we wanted to go literally anywhere else.

    • @SparkThaMetal
      @SparkThaMetal Рік тому +12

      Said by someone who never lived on the south coast

    • @DarrenHoussein
      @DarrenHoussein Рік тому

      @@SparkThaMetal South coast is still shit

    • @SparkThaMetal
      @SparkThaMetal Рік тому +14

      @@DarrenHoussein its comparable to france, its why English sparkling wine consistently outscores french champagnes

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj Рік тому +10

      @@SparkThaMetal I live near the south coast and the weather is just as sh*t as anywhere in the UK, its slightly milder in winter sometimes but otherwise the weather is often poor.

    • @SparkThaMetal
      @SparkThaMetal Рік тому +3

      @@chatteyj said by someone who aint ever been up north rofl get a grip mate the difference is huge, the south is same latitude as northern france wheres the north is same latitude as denmark and norway. Let alone Scotland.

  • @The_Soviet_Onion
    @The_Soviet_Onion 3 роки тому +918

    1800s: * exist *
    Random 2 meters squared island in the pacific: *Why do I hear the British anthem?*

    • @m4raw121
      @m4raw121 3 роки тому +25

      Philippine: ah nvm we got spain

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 роки тому

      He

    • @BH-zj1kh
      @BH-zj1kh 3 роки тому

      P

    • @The_Soviet_Onion
      @The_Soviet_Onion 3 роки тому +1

      @@arolemaprarath6615 but spain was never a British colony
      And neither was the philipines

    • @Reynning
      @Reynning 3 роки тому +3

      @@The_Soviet_Onion The Philippines is British colony, since 1762 to 1764.
      The occupation was an extension of the larger Seven Years' War between Britain and France, which Spain had recently entered on the side of the French. The British wanted to use Manila as an entrepôt for trade in the region, particularly with China.
      The Spanish agreed to deliver a ransom to the British in exchange for the city being spared from any further sacking.
      Aftermath. The British occupation of Manila lasted until Manila was returned to Spain according to the 1763 Treaty of Paris. News that it had been lost did not reach Spain until after the cessation of hostilities between the two powers.

  • @orbracha25
    @orbracha25 3 роки тому +1970

    "who are you?"
    "you invaded me"
    "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 3 роки тому +19

      Lol

    • @dice7584
      @dice7584 3 роки тому +5

      You stole this comment.

    • @GromHatt3r
      @GromHatt3r 3 роки тому +55

      @@dice7584 No. He's referencing a very popular batman beyond meme....

    • @orbracha25
      @orbracha25 3 роки тому +32

      @@dice7584 it is possible that someone else has made this comment before me, it's a very popular meme, all i can say is i never saw anyone in this comment section referencing the meme

    • @Wash3D122
      @Wash3D122 2 роки тому +2

      @@dice7584 Ok who cares

  • @ForburyLion
    @ForburyLion Рік тому +331

    It's worth noting that the British were not the only ones invading or colonising foreign territories, they were just better at it. The Spanish even attempted to invade Britain but the British sank the Spanish Armada... to be fair though, The British later attempted to invade Spain with an armada of their own, which was also a failure, but they don't teach that part of history in British classrooms. In fact I only learnt about that part of history today thanks to google.

    • @JOHNNYBOI999
      @JOHNNYBOI999 Рік тому +4

      Yes true there's so many people hating on them

    • @iliketurtles5180
      @iliketurtles5180 Рік тому +12

      They did it at a far larger scale though so they do still deserve blame. It still effects millions of people today as well, just look at Bangladesh and India and the Middle East.

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig Рік тому

      Yeah but Brits are white, which is why everyone always whines about "colonization, (including the dipshit who runs this channel) and doesn't talk about anyone else on Earth doing the same thing. Islam has spent the past 1400 years invading non-Muslim lands, but you won't see that on this channel.

    • @Jluna16
      @Jluna16 Рік тому +6

      Nah, they just had more greed then anyone else

    • @lizardtenticlez4000
      @lizardtenticlez4000 Рік тому +1

      Lol “better at it” the British just aimlessly spread chaos around the world and couldn’t maintain control of anywhere. Just another war obsessed culture.

  • @bettybunbun9664
    @bettybunbun9664 Рік тому +43

    That wasn't even an exhaustive list- you could have added much of Antarctica, Falklands, Malta, etc. And Wales and Scotland seeing as you said England and not Britain.

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. Рік тому +3

      Right lads got some penguins to colonise let's go civilise them barbarians and introduce them to the wonders of tea and penguin bars.

    • @The-Cat
      @The-Cat Рік тому +2

      @@Kakarot64. tea wasn't a British drink it was Chinese that the Brits fell in love with.

    • @damienreilly4347
      @damienreilly4347 Рік тому +2

      People like to think Britain is just England, especially the Welsh and Scottish, because that way they can look like victims instead of the aggressors that they also were.

  • @joshuabudiarto5036
    @joshuabudiarto5036 3 роки тому +5052

    Immigration officer literally anywhere: “Occupation?”
    British person: “Yes! Wait no sorry force of habit ”

    • @User31129
      @User31129 3 роки тому +180

      And to think that before this I thought only "Sex?" could be hilariously answered with "Yes!"

    • @Thenorthsace
      @Thenorthsace 3 роки тому +26

      You're all big and smart behind your screens aren't you.

    • @geekzombie8795
      @geekzombie8795 3 роки тому +11

      yes

    • @bruhwhat8586
      @bruhwhat8586 3 роки тому +82

      @@Thenorthsace Yes!
      Wait no sorry force of habit

    • @the_unsilenced3138
      @the_unsilenced3138 3 роки тому +92

      @@Thenorthsace I'm guessing you're salty you got invaded?

  • @BritishLad87
    @BritishLad87 3 роки тому +980

    Britain: It was just business, nothing personal.

    • @wlockhart
      @wlockhart 3 роки тому +9

      Sanchez, Licence to Kill.

    • @BritishLad87
      @BritishLad87 3 роки тому +22

      @NeEYaH Yes... What do you want peaple to do... Lie about it? It's what we as a species have done throughout human's Civilizations, right across the planet, how do you think the man kind has spread throughout the entire world? giving Roses and daffodils out? wise up and get with reality.

    • @odin5188
      @odin5188 3 роки тому

      @@BritishLad87 I wouldn't be advise to it if now they're saying too many foreigner here. Ala Brexit. Go figure

    • @BritishLad87
      @BritishLad87 3 роки тому

      @@odin5188 It's inevitable... who said people couldn't come here lol

    • @odin5188
      @odin5188 3 роки тому

      @@BritishLad87 Mate, not sure if serious answer.
      That was the whole idea behind Brexit, dressed up as sovereignty.

  • @nandarafi9788
    @nandarafi9788 Рік тому +44

    "So which country do you want?"
    England: "Yes."

  • @AKknapper
    @AKknapper 11 місяців тому +3

    I was recently wondering if anyone made this video, glad I found it!

  • @biker1238
    @biker1238 3 роки тому +1279

    Job interviewer: how ambitious are you?
    Britain: Yes

    • @jackdutton3534
      @jackdutton3534 3 роки тому +8

      What quality comment

    • @jackdutton3534
      @jackdutton3534 3 роки тому +2

      What quality comment

    • @halloweenjean
      @halloweenjean 3 роки тому +21

      @@jackdutton3534 but your comments say quantity over quality

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 3 роки тому +1

      no u had one job and you screwed it up
      Job interviewer: how ambitious are you?
      ME: Britain

    • @jajastacha3796
      @jajastacha3796 3 роки тому

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 no he didn't it was better the way he said it

  • @muhammaduvais9624
    @muhammaduvais9624 Рік тому +22

    Random piece of rock: **resting on the Ocean**
    England: *And I took that personally*

  • @szoszaty
    @szoszaty 3 роки тому +12988

    "Every country England HAS NOT invaded" would be easier.

    • @coatofarms4439
      @coatofarms4439 3 роки тому +1179

      It’s literally just Kazakhstan, Sweden, Czechoslovakia, Mongolia, and surprisingly Poland.

    • @TheTibetyak
      @TheTibetyak 3 роки тому +564

      @@coatofarms4439 For some reason, they failed to list Tibet. The British invaded Tibet in 1904. Bayonets to Lhasa by Peter Fleming (1961)

    • @coatofarms4439
      @coatofarms4439 3 роки тому +291

      @@TheTibetyak Britain and China do have things in common then.

    • @cococly
      @cococly 3 роки тому +71

      Korea too

    • @Manananggal-oe8gs
      @Manananggal-oe8gs 3 роки тому +51

      @@coatofarms4439 Philippines because it's a US colony before.

  • @elphonsaminis
    @elphonsaminis Рік тому +47

    As a British person I am very proud of our status as histories final boss.

    • @HarmonicaGuitar
      @HarmonicaGuitar Рік тому +3

      Вы не финальный босс, а фашистские ублюдки, которым наступает финальный конец.

    • @mohdadeeb1829
      @mohdadeeb1829 Рік тому +4

      Based! As an Indian.

    • @____o____279
      @____o____279 Рік тому +7

      As an American I am jealous

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon 10 місяців тому

      @@____o____279your the final boss of the 21st century. You have stepped in as the final boss,

    • @doraemon61377
      @doraemon61377 9 місяців тому

      Napoleon hated England the most.

  • @SpoopyGhost95
    @SpoopyGhost95 Рік тому +5

    Britain: what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is also mine

  • @ssmmmfeaa8657
    @ssmmmfeaa8657 3 роки тому +1354

    Land: exists
    The British: That is now mine, and mine only.

    • @Triplen01
      @Triplen01 3 роки тому +9

      @Cowboy Cookie that was a civil war if anything. Would be an L if it were the natives who had fought and won instead of British settlers who rebelled.

    • @user-ed9ec6pi3b
      @user-ed9ec6pi3b 3 роки тому +2

      Hippity Hoppoty, your home is our property...

    • @akshit318
      @akshit318 3 роки тому +1

      How nice of you to think that Britain only likes to show ownership over land... When most of their major disputes were over trading sea routes....

    • @MsGazpugh
      @MsGazpugh 3 роки тому +1

      Hippity hoppity the world is my property

    • @arcticowl2401
      @arcticowl2401 3 роки тому

      Think of your own meme you losers!

  • @alex29443
    @alex29443 3 роки тому +3106

    I imagine that for Americans this is like finding out that your estranged father used to be in a biker gang before he settled down to become an insurance salesman.

    • @user-wx8ic2iv3d
      @user-wx8ic2iv3d 3 роки тому +184

      This made me think of a biker girl who thinks her dad is an uncool old man but then sees his old pictures fuck

    • @england1413
      @england1413 3 роки тому +99

      Insurance salesman = spot on

    • @PNW_Marxist
      @PNW_Marxist 3 роки тому +69

      Not really, considering we seem to be carrying the torch for imperialism in the modern era.

    • @alex29443
      @alex29443 3 роки тому +36

      @@PNW_Marxist Ah, the USA isn't so bad, other than the occasional oil war (which OPEC did provoke a little), the USA has been pretty free-wheeling and laissez faire.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 роки тому +59

      You'd be surprised at how many countries the US invaded, it wasnt just iraq

  • @philliplee9545
    @philliplee9545 Рік тому +98

    In Asia, UK sent troops to Korea during the Korean War 1950-53 with over 60,000 troops with 1,100 KIA. I'm sure S. Koreans do not look at Britain as "invaders" but nevertheless, if you are mentioning some other instances such as Iceland in this video which in comparison was very peaceful and cooperative from the host country, the sacrifice of British troops to defend S. Korea against communism is worthy of mentioning and remembering.

    • @xtinct77able
      @xtinct77able Рік тому +1

      거문도 사건은 뭔데? 거기 영국 수병 무덤도 아직 있는데

    • @xtinct77able
      @xtinct77able Рік тому +2

      영국이랑 러시아랑 아프가니스탄 땅따먹기의 연장선으로 조선에 들어왔는데
      Britain=Invader

    • @xx765
      @xx765 Рік тому +6

      Man I don't know... was it also a sacrifice that they made in Iraq to 'protect' the people there from an evil regime? The one in Afganistan was the same then? Do you feel the same towards the 'sacrifice' that Russian troops are making to protect Ukranian people from some other evil regime? Or do you know so much about Korean and Russian histories that you can tell which side is 'the bad guys'?

    • @piggysew797
      @piggysew797 Рік тому +2

      @@xx765 Iraq and Afghanistan were no doubt a illegitimate use of British troops, but South Korea on the other hand was absolutely justified to protect S.Korea and stop the spread of communism. They are certainly not comparable.

    • @cambellsolar6934
      @cambellsolar6934 Рік тому

      Actually, it's easy to predict the North Korea will take over South in not far future.

  • @simplesimon5739
    @simplesimon5739 10 місяців тому +5

    This can be explained in our strong desire to build roads, railroads, and parliamentary democracy.

  • @patrickcharzin3062
    @patrickcharzin3062 3 роки тому +4560

    "Look out guys, Germany is going to invade everyone and take over the world!"
    -Britain, 1939

    • @lightr2187
      @lightr2187 3 роки тому +32

      @Eureka like everyone else during that time

    • @simonmartinez91
      @simonmartinez91 3 роки тому +12

      @@lightr2187 not everyone.

    • @stung39
      @stung39 3 роки тому +181

      The British and French always hated Germany

    • @blanne9628
      @blanne9628 3 роки тому +111

      you forgot the bit about genocide

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 3 роки тому +187

      “OUR WORLD”
      -Britain, 1939

  • @kob6912
    @kob6912 3 роки тому +1801

    “The English continue to invade Spain by the millions every winter”
    TRUE LMAO

    • @cargumdeu
      @cargumdeu 3 роки тому +23

      not this winter chum

    • @SCARPENTER290
      @SCARPENTER290 3 роки тому +24

      Could you imagine the standard of living and the economy if they didn't.

    • @garyt.8745
      @garyt.8745 3 роки тому +37

      Coastal Spain isn't doing too good this year without the Brits and the Germans :(

    • @VenomousCompany
      @VenomousCompany 3 роки тому +31

      @@SCARPENTER290 Isn't like 20% of the Spanish GDP coming from the British alone? xD

    • @kingofthejungle3833
      @kingofthejungle3833 3 роки тому +9

      and England today only exists because a French duke invaded and killed the Viking king, and his 2 brothers. At little place called Hastings

  • @TheMathematicsMaster001
    @TheMathematicsMaster001 9 місяців тому +5

    As a Briton, I can say it’s closer to 90% (175 countries) of the world

  • @pearofgeeksii8156
    @pearofgeeksii8156 Рік тому +10

    You missed some, off the top of my head: Greenland, Malta, Falklands & Faroe Islands.

  • @deathsquad8891
    @deathsquad8891 3 роки тому +1444

    Switzerland, Sweden and most of Eastern Europe: If I stand perfectly still he won't notice

    • @goatmansasquatch1485
      @goatmansasquatch1485 3 роки тому +75

      Eastern Europe was nothing to fuck with back then

    • @hihowareyou8287
      @hihowareyou8287 2 роки тому +20

      Switzerland strong

    • @XGD5layer
      @XGD5layer 2 роки тому +29

      England and Sweden fought first on different, then on the same side in the 30 years war

    • @Z3KR.
      @Z3KR. 2 роки тому +14

      @@hihowareyou8287 yep you cannot invade Switzerland even with nukes

    • @j3dR576
      @j3dR576 2 роки тому +26

      There were strong Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth over centuries 💪 + we have always had nice/neutral relations with England/UK

  • @KombiLife
    @KombiLife 3 роки тому +12783

    This explains why my British passport keeps getting rejected at the border. 😂

    • @DonnieX6
      @DonnieX6 3 роки тому +242

      Good to see you two here, safe travels!

    • @sryld
      @sryld 3 роки тому +89

      yes same

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 роки тому +99

      Good joke ,dad

    • @kacitalasekrichard4985
      @kacitalasekrichard4985 3 роки тому +72

      @@ssssSTopmotion WTF

    • @ImmAdam
      @ImmAdam 3 роки тому +6

      Fancy finding you two here lol, safe travels

  • @sasasthisu
    @sasasthisu Рік тому +1

    Wow I didn't know most of these things. Thanks a lot

  • @Valhalla88888
    @Valhalla88888 3 місяці тому +3

    It was not England it was the British Empire 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @nelgw
    @nelgw 3 роки тому +790

    "Hey look at this island lets conquer it"
    a couple hundred years later:
    "why do i hear God save the Queen"

    • @infinityxtanishq8712
      @infinityxtanishq8712 3 роки тому +17

      Britain should actually be made to pay for its crimes....

    • @Kallum-Bone
      @Kallum-Bone 3 роки тому +32

      INFINITY x Tanishq what for things we done hundreds of years ago when society was completely different to how it is now

    • @doctorwoah9672
      @doctorwoah9672 3 роки тому +14

      If i had a nickel for every time britan try to invade Argentina and failed i would have 2 nickels, that isnt much but is strange it happened twice

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 роки тому +36

      @@infinityxtanishq8712 like how? People who live in Britain now deserve punishment for the things their ancestors did? Give me a break

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 3 роки тому +4

      @@infinityxtanishq8712 nah, I think the queen saying "Hey, sorry my ancestors invaded most of the planet that one time, any way cheers" in an official royal speech would be good enough.

  • @anthonywhelan5419
    @anthonywhelan5419 3 роки тому +5239

    My old Irish father, rip, used to say, "The sun never set on the British Empire because Christ couldn't trust them in the dark."

    • @brozolotamang6269
      @brozolotamang6269 3 роки тому +161

      Wow

    • @JSGRanks
      @JSGRanks 3 роки тому +61

      wow 😒

    • @Trackrace29582
      @Trackrace29582 3 роки тому +220

      That’s pretty poetic

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 3 роки тому +169

      I send my condolences, but I think this was a copy of a well known quote

    • @christianf99
      @christianf99 3 роки тому +214

      @@trollinape2697 maybe that’s where his father got the quote 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @steve2817
    @steve2817 Рік тому +16

    Actually Korea had invasion in 1885 called Geomun island incident (illegal occupation). But it's not for colonization but just keeping russia in check. In fact, People in Geomun island welcomed them and they had almost no conflict. UK withdrew their troops in 1887 by negotiation with russia and china.

    • @dfadfasdfads4377
      @dfadfasdfads4377 Рік тому +1

      as a Korean, I refuse to acknowledge geomun island or any other islands of jeolla-do as a Korean territory. Jeolla-do is notorious for gang violence, sexual criminals and human trafficking (the most well-known case would be Sinan county and its salt farms slaves. There is a reason why it gave birth to a modern day devil like Kim Dae-jung, a literal human t*ash who sponsored Kim-il sung and his North Korean regime reportedly billions of dollars (you can check BBC source by searching "S Koreans charged over summit cash" on BBC) and helped NK establish itself as nuclear power.

  • @archangel7772
    @archangel7772 3 роки тому +835

    The British looking at a world map: that belongs to me

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 3 роки тому +14

      🎶This land is mine. God gave this land to me🎵

    • @user-ne1vt6qp7t
      @user-ne1vt6qp7t 3 роки тому +3

      especially if they bought the map

    • @DanielRand
      @DanielRand 3 роки тому +8

      World Map is a weird way to spell "map of the United Kingdom"

    • @joker6.p
      @joker6.p 3 роки тому +1

      As a Briton I can attest to this

    • @TheNewFanny
      @TheNewFanny 3 роки тому +1

      Except Mongolia

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 3 роки тому +663

    "Serbian Serbs"
    The fact that this term is not redundant tells a lot of how messed up the Yugoslav Wars were.

    • @neonlight1214
      @neonlight1214 3 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure he didn't intend to say that. If he would use that in any other country, like Britain invaded French cities, he would have also said "Spanish Spaniard targets bombarded" or something. "Serbian serb" is something that doesn't exist and is a grammatical error.

    • @vujkee
      @vujkee 3 роки тому +3

      Yup, they were

    • @antoniofrancis1736
      @antoniofrancis1736 3 роки тому +24

      @@neonlight1214 he actually probably said that because he also mentioned bosnian serbs

    • @emperor_ra
      @emperor_ra 3 роки тому +3

      @@neonlight1214 problem is in the Yugoslav you actually had serbs in Serbia and serbs in bosnia for example and other places

    • @neonlight1214
      @neonlight1214 3 роки тому +1

      @@antoniofrancis1736 bosnian Serbs don't exist. It's only a nationalistic, fashistic term used only by those who have hate among others. It is downgrading someone. It is like someone is born in Germany ---> he is a German but his parents are from Turkey and you call him a "German turk". Doesn't make sense, how is he a turk when he barely goes there, and has tradition he learned while being in Germany, his mother language is German. Noone uses this term. Only idiots use this and that's why the war happened there in west Balkan and not somewhere in Europe...

  • @verward
    @verward Рік тому +1

    minor correction. After WW1, the UK did annex parts of Cameroon. The majority got occupied by France, but two provinces (northwest and southwest if I'm not mistaken) were british Colonies. To this day there is a lot controversy about whether these provinces should have stayed with Nigeria. In recent years there has been some violence and a lot of unrest in the english speaking provinces.

  • @Rebel1972x
    @Rebel1972x 8 місяців тому +2

    And you came here thinking we just drank tea for years.

  • @faris76
    @faris76 3 роки тому +771

    Switzerland: *eating popcorn*

    • @DustyDuk.
      @DustyDuk. 3 роки тому +52

      11/10 would be neutral again

    • @Soff1859
      @Soff1859 3 роки тому +6

      En guete

    • @Azet_KMN
      @Azet_KMN 3 роки тому +5

      Züri isch de bescht kanton und fuck alain bersert!! Mached schuele zue!!

    • @ceriuslawliet8766
      @ceriuslawliet8766 3 роки тому +26

      Sorry old chap we've sailed every coastline but haven't discovered this nation... Sure it's a real place?

    • @FriedEgg101
      @FriedEgg101 3 роки тому +4

      And Thailand.

  • @somedude8468
    @somedude8468 3 роки тому +2413

    The world:
    *exist*
    Brtitish:
    "Is for me?"
    👉👈

  • @Zentai21
    @Zentai21 9 місяців тому +3

    They did rule the Philippines during its spanish colonization, only for two years though 😅

  • @saku1852
    @saku1852 10 місяців тому +3

    Nepal did great against British. Britishers had attacked Nepal 5 times but they lost to Nepal 3 times and they ended the war with an agreement of friendship.

  • @alccap
    @alccap 3 роки тому +4404

    Alternative Title: The Nations of The World

    • @Owenbot3000
      @Owenbot3000 3 роки тому +162

      According to Yakko Warner

    • @Owenbot3000
      @Owenbot3000 3 роки тому +76

      *Inhales*

    • @matty1754
      @matty1754 3 роки тому +18

      Philippines wasn't included

    • @pown1396
      @pown1396 3 роки тому +9

      Dominican Republic wasnt

    • @SLMapping
      @SLMapping 3 роки тому +4

      @@matty1754 Because the UK didn’t invade it.

  • @ramen_9588
    @ramen_9588 3 роки тому +698

    World: **Exists**
    England: Its mine

    • @shazmeertv44
      @shazmeertv44 3 роки тому +1

      Check my channel i made an among us compilation

    • @flipflop9561
      @flipflop9561 3 роки тому +2

      Except poland

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 3 роки тому +1

      @@flipflop9561 and Russia

    • @Qingep
      @Qingep 3 роки тому +2

      @@shazmeertv44 Among us is shit

    • @blossom99-
      @blossom99- 3 роки тому

      @@CoreRealm pretty sure he said Russia got invaded too but aight

  • @user-xu9wk2gx3x
    @user-xu9wk2gx3x Рік тому +1

    Great Video - Would be also be even greater to update / Add: Tunisia & Norway campaigns in WW2, Falkland Islands (v Spain, France, Argentina), Peninsular War (Wellington's Army marching through Portugal & Spain v Napoleon), The island of Menorca in the Med,

    • @jonnor6883
      @jonnor6883 3 місяці тому

      Norway campaigns are not an invasion. That was aid to to Norway to fight of the german invasion in 1940
      Just because UK fought in a country doesn't mean it was an invasion

  • @electropainted
    @electropainted 7 місяців тому +1

    hmmm interesting very interesting but to be fair, many of these cases were not invasions but part of a joint allied response to aggression...obv. all the 1st and 2nd world war maneuvers. BTW what's up with the audio, big guy? Sounds like you're speaking through a blanket into a boombox mic...tech help is available lol

  • @Oh_the_humanity
    @Oh_the_humanity 3 роки тому +709

    Other Countries: *exist*
    Britain: “...is for me?”🥺👉👈

  • @fuegobans
    @fuegobans 3 роки тому +1431

    Countries : exist
    England: "it's free real estate"

    • @blubfishuwaaa
      @blubfishuwaaa 3 роки тому +13

      not funny

    • @inguunenkhtaivan9146
      @inguunenkhtaivan9146 3 роки тому +1

      More than one man's life is not free real estate.

    • @muhammadjhanzeb4076
      @muhammadjhanzeb4076 3 роки тому +9

      The truth sure hurts

    • @tabeebrahman4843
      @tabeebrahman4843 3 роки тому +38

      To be fair most countries that england invaded weren’t countries as we know them today before the british came, its britain who generalised land masses then split them into chunks, bordered them started civil wars and then left

    • @zzygyy
      @zzygyy 3 роки тому +3

      Age of conquest. Shit happens

  • @danielrobert4219
    @danielrobert4219 Рік тому +2

    We're basically just doing side quests at this point...

  • @minefoxc4015
    @minefoxc4015 Рік тому +3

    What is the background music around 1:36?

  • @blobfishyyyyy7640
    @blobfishyyyyy7640 2 роки тому +903

    New English Soldier: Okay, so how many enemies am I going to fight?
    Great Britain: Yes.

    • @h4rdi7g3
      @h4rdi7g3 2 роки тому +14

      Practice makes perfect

    • @lanishajackson2677
      @lanishajackson2677 2 роки тому +2

      Ok so how many countries will I see as my enemy? Who actually attacked GB 🇬🇧?
      No1

    • @lonimox3817
      @lonimox3817 2 роки тому +2

      Is England the only place in Britain

    • @kriichan6100
      @kriichan6100 2 роки тому +5

      @@lonimox3817 no but England has typically always had the most say

    • @Caterblock
      @Caterblock 2 роки тому +1

      @@lonimox3817 no lmao, there's England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and Northern Ireland

  • @theplugcharlie7483
    @theplugcharlie7483 3 роки тому +900

    “Every country England has invaded”
    Yakkos world starts playing

    • @GeorgeDenis.
      @GeorgeDenis. 3 роки тому +30

      United States
      Canada
      Mexico
      Panama

    • @pawn1234
      @pawn1234 3 роки тому +27

      @@GeorgeDenis. haiti jamaica peru

    • @matas253
      @matas253 3 роки тому +21

      @@pawn1234 Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too

    • @jerungbiru55
      @jerungbiru55 3 роки тому +18

      Puerto rico

    • @winstonbritto2789
      @winstonbritto2789 3 роки тому +20

      Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still

  • @shadowbonbon3
    @shadowbonbon3 10 місяців тому +3

    I finally figured out where my British accent came from even though none of my family lived there my grandma lived in Antigua and barbuda 🇦🇬 and I spent almost as much time with her as I did with my parents till I was like eight.

  • @IAmNinboy
    @IAmNinboy Рік тому +4

    Wales was the first nation invaded wholly by England. I assumed that would be in this video from the title 'ENGLAND has invaded'. England is not a synonym for Britain.

  • @erickveraurra3497
    @erickveraurra3497 3 роки тому +395

    USA: *invades Afghanistan*
    UK: I raised that kid

    • @eliyahufogel
      @eliyahufogel 3 роки тому +37

      When your kid finally learns.. 🤧

    • @hlamb9500
      @hlamb9500 3 роки тому +25

      USA is making us proud 😂

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 3 роки тому +37

      "Most walk so their sons can run. We ran so that boy could fly." - UK

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому +20

      I don't think they're as good at conquering as we were, they couldn't even win in Vietnam!

    • @erickveraurra3497
      @erickveraurra3497 3 роки тому +6

      @@AA-hg5fk true

  • @christofu3111
    @christofu3111 2 роки тому +5863

    It’s amazing how just a small country on an island took over so much of earth

    • @L_Bo549
      @L_Bo549 2 роки тому +746

      Because we invaded one country, trained troops from that country, continued to do that, got bigger armies, invaded bigger countries, etc.

    • @christofu3111
      @christofu3111 2 роки тому +477

      @@L_Bo549 I know but still, Britain managed to invade countries with a higher population than them as well

    • @khorasan2152
      @khorasan2152 2 роки тому +377

      @@L_Bo549 because british are in a small Island and the sea surrounds them, british at that time had the fastest boat and can move anywhere easily hence conquering half the world

    • @alecfongy3175
      @alecfongy3175 2 роки тому +160

      I think they also had a massive navy of warships that improved over time

    • @christofu3111
      @christofu3111 2 роки тому +186

      @@alecfongy3175 yeah they had the best navy out of any empire

  • @rickclaark8459
    @rickclaark8459 10 місяців тому +3

    Listened to this while smashing a full English breakfast and a tea. Bosh

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Рік тому +3

    At 7:26 and 8:30 put it on 2x speed and it's basically Yakko's World at that point. Actually, just watch Yakko's World, it's basically the same but under 2 minutes.

  • @skymaster4121
    @skymaster4121 3 роки тому +1400

    Next: a shorter video: “all the countries that England hasn’t invaded”....

    • @stanleywoodison8699
      @stanleywoodison8699 3 роки тому +30

      we don't care we'll fight any bugger ...

    • @8tonystark8
      @8tonystark8 3 роки тому +16

      Could be a vine video

    • @Fylnnn
      @Fylnnn 3 роки тому +4

      Not too much

    • @Jan-Sery
      @Jan-Sery 3 роки тому +15

      I think it would have been better if the Czech republic was "invaded" by the UK and US instead of the Soviet Union after the WW2.

    • @gembly3237
      @gembly3237 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jan-Sery we gotta deal with that though, we can't change history

  • @sidhantkashyap4045
    @sidhantkashyap4045 3 роки тому +445

    The world : HOSTS A PARTY
    Britain : INVADES THE PARTY

    • @HighLatencyEmu
      @HighLatencyEmu 3 роки тому +4

      We are the party

    • @kerriekupar6466
      @kerriekupar6466 3 роки тому +10

      US: Throws tea in the harbor during the party.

    • @clementwolf4081
      @clementwolf4081 3 роки тому

      @@HighLatencyEmu in the words of dan from nerdcubed in democracy 2 " i want to have the party party"

    • @sensei2067
      @sensei2067 3 роки тому

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    • @MikeYm98875
      @MikeYm98875 9 місяців тому

      Gate crashed

  • @Mrs._Ukraine
    @Mrs._Ukraine Рік тому +5

    russia: it is legal to take back lands that was once yours
    uk: get the soldiers ready!

  • @ashleycreek5764
    @ashleycreek5764 Рік тому +2

    i always remember my grandfather saying once that the sun never sets on the British empire. It always stuck with me since a young child.

    • @auntiecarol
      @auntiecarol Рік тому +2

      An old joke: the reason why the sun never set on the British Empire is that not even God would trust an Englishman in the dark.

    • @ashleycreek5764
      @ashleycreek5764 Рік тому

      @@auntiecarol lol

  • @noidadeepti
    @noidadeepti 2 роки тому +2053

    "Did you manage to invaid 90% of the world"
    British empire: Yes
    "What did it cost ?"
    British empire: Sunsets

    • @azia5051
      @azia5051 2 роки тому +26

      At lest they were rich back then unlike today. Lol

    • @Jose04537
      @Jose04537 2 роки тому +36

      @@HitCannon People don't dimension who much luxury and commodity they have, compared to even royal monarchy of the past. Running water, electricity, artificial climatization, fast transportation & communications, abundant, cheap & long lasting food.

    • @bob69927
      @bob69927 2 роки тому +23

      @@azia5051 we were broke when we had an empire

    • @davidsilverfield835
      @davidsilverfield835 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @ps4logic87
      @ps4logic87 2 роки тому +13

      @@azia5051 if you look around central London, you will see McLaren, Bentley's, Rolls Royces, Porsches, Lamborghinis,I even saw Bugattis

  • @_chase_lol1154
    @_chase_lol1154 2 роки тому +1020

    imagine being a british student back in the 1900’s and having to color all those places

    • @machupikachu1085
      @machupikachu1085 2 роки тому +25

      lol cramps!

    • @akadam90
      @akadam90 2 роки тому

      imagine being british and deciding that the prisoners should be carted off to Australia... we should have left them here and fucked off to Australia :P

    • @danko5866
      @danko5866 2 роки тому +10

      Cursed comment

    • @alan1340
      @alan1340 2 роки тому +11

      The colour used was pink.

    • @anteep4900
      @anteep4900 Рік тому +3

      Would be pretty good for their geographical knowledge

  • @cnxexpat1862
    @cnxexpat1862 Рік тому +2

    Amazing how a "few" British soldiers can invade so many countries with so many citizens and had them under control over such a long time.

  • @bjamesm
    @bjamesm 7 місяців тому +4

    Also, British Virgin Islands, Jersey Island off the coast of France, part of Antartica, Falkland Islands, and some tiny islands in the South Atlantic.

    • @cvk4488
      @cvk4488 Місяць тому +1

      It's not longer an empire

  • @TOM-xy4bb
    @TOM-xy4bb 3 роки тому +1018

    The world exists
    England: it's a free real estate

    • @jakeh799
      @jakeh799 3 роки тому +12

      *uk

    • @coffeebrown9371
      @coffeebrown9371 3 роки тому +6

      @@jakeh799 England still works

    • @jakeh799
      @jakeh799 3 роки тому +7

      @@coffeebrown9371
      No not really

    • @coffeebrown9371
      @coffeebrown9371 3 роки тому +9

      @@jakeh799 Wdym not really it was England in the uk that actually conquered everything *“British* Empire”

    • @wassimkh9120
      @wassimkh9120 3 роки тому +7

      england is my city

  • @saisuhas7107
    @saisuhas7107 2 роки тому +2401

    The video would be a lot smaller if it was about every country England hasn't invaded

  • @prabhavvenkatesh9247
    @prabhavvenkatesh9247 Рік тому +1

    imagine being a british student back in the 1900’s and having to color all those places in mapwork

  • @cleothechicken686
    @cleothechicken686 Рік тому +19

    As a singaporean I knew that Britain has colonised us and our neighbour and I am proud to be part British!

  • @aduncan520
    @aduncan520 2 роки тому +306

    Diversify your portfolio
    Britain: okay

  • @ThuggDuckk
    @ThuggDuckk 3 роки тому +480

    Country: *minds it's own business
    Britain: *where is my flag?!*

    • @HighLatencyEmu
      @HighLatencyEmu 3 роки тому +6

      Oooo, look there, it's flying nice and high in your capital, ooopsies

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 3 роки тому +1

      @@HighLatencyEmu Ueah they tried that here. After about three days they pulled out when they realized we hate washington politicians more than they did and that burning the town was actually a favor. That and when one of ours gave a general of theirs a third eye, they skedaddled and never came back.

    • @ThuggDuckk
      @ThuggDuckk 3 роки тому

      @Return of the grapes. You would possibly understand with the limited neurons in your brain.

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 3 роки тому

      @Return of the grapes. Open a history book. Battle of North, Bombardment of Fort McHenry. Occupation of Washington Point. 1814 Chesapeake Campaign. Read about it.

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 3 роки тому

      @Return of the grapes. Well truth be told, losing efforts qnd foreign wars tend to get less attention in most countries and education systems. Remember education is by its very nature indoctrination into some sort of philosophy or set of cultural norms. But yes as an American we tend to have an adverse reaction to the windage usually coming out of Washington, DC. You m8ght say that we scorn and dislike those assholes more than we dislike you.

  • @topfactlord5448
    @topfactlord5448 8 місяців тому +1

    Britain: I don't think you understand, Earth isn't yours to conquer

  • @atrixcanada7204
    @atrixcanada7204 Рік тому +2

    This makes me wonder if there's a country that doesn't border another country that was taken/ invaded by England

  • @owenevans4212
    @owenevans4212 3 роки тому +536

    Britain - “Hey, so I did some grinding off camera...”

  • @SuzutakeJP
    @SuzutakeJP 3 роки тому +601

    5:34 *Armenia: “if I stay still, they won’t see me.”*

    • @PynApolJosh
      @PynApolJosh 3 роки тому +10

      HAHAHAHA

    • @suren2313
      @suren2313 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @canadian__ninja
      @canadian__ninja 3 роки тому +18

      This is a strategy they used throughout their history and they were never invaded, not even once.

    • @gymrat5014
      @gymrat5014 3 роки тому +45

      @@canadian__ninja insert persians macedinians romans arabs and turks(all under various dynasties)

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 3 роки тому +7

      @@gymrat5014 ok besides them damnit lol

  • @LesMiserables999
    @LesMiserables999 Рік тому +1

    I wish Nebula had an app so I could watch it on my tv, like any other streaming service. That’s my only gripe

  • @greensalt2561
    @greensalt2561 Рік тому +13

    Britain attacked Japan before WW2(Bombardment of Kagoshima 1863), they occupied part of former South Korea(Port Hamilton incident 1885) and also attacked North Korea(Korean war)

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 Рік тому

      The British attack on Kagoshima had the tacit permission of the Japanese National Government, and took place ONLY because the local war-lord at Kagoshima attacked peaceable International Waters traveling vessels, which were not even approaching Japan, merely sailing past.

  • @ravercorum20
    @ravercorum20 3 роки тому +762

    *England:* Gets invaded, conquered and colonized for most of its early history
    *The rest of the world 100s of years later:* Why do I hear boss music?

    • @BritishEmpireForHisMajesty
      @BritishEmpireForHisMajesty 3 роки тому +38

      Last successfully invaded in 1066 baby!

    • @torinjones3221
      @torinjones3221 3 роки тому

      Dungeon keeper?

    • @ravercorum20
      @ravercorum20 3 роки тому

      @@Lorddonen Upboat my comment baby!

    • @Oh_the_humanity
      @Oh_the_humanity 3 роки тому +5

      @@Lorddonen why are there so many people with your pfp and similar usernames spending their time whining for hours instead making their own comments?

    • @Oh_the_humanity
      @Oh_the_humanity 3 роки тому +2

      @@Lorddonen ok but other than the fact that whether or not this is funny ( I literally do not care) there are like six people with your pfp cropped slightly differently, with your name switched around a bit, commenting “this isn’t funny” everywhere.

  • @frootluips7970
    @frootluips7970 3 роки тому +436

    “Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”
    “What about that shadowy place?”
    “That’s France. We’ll get it one of these days.”

    • @mitjed
      @mitjed 3 роки тому +18

      The British / Coalitions painted napoleon as a hungry warmonger, but during that time they were conquering lots of lands around the world and a warmonger themeselves.

    • @vhalnor6775
      @vhalnor6775 3 роки тому +2

      @Leroy Jenkins 2.0 dis (sorry don't want to do a spitch in english you can still translate, I understand english but debating with a Yankies pissed me that's why (I know that you aren't one but still)), t'as oublié quand la France a gardé un certain pouvoir en Angleterre, tellement longtemps qu'elle en a perdu une partie de sa langue, genre 400 ans environ.

    • @williammerkel1410
      @williammerkel1410 3 роки тому +1

      @Leroy Jenkins 2.0 maybe he is so bad at it that he gives up mid-sentence.

    • @skyrimdominator0150
      @skyrimdominator0150 3 роки тому

      @Leroy Jenkins 2.0 you know he was saying that as a joke, right?

    • @r32guy85
      @r32guy85 3 роки тому

      and spain lmao, they tried getting spain multiple times but failed

  • @bandatratata
    @bandatratata Рік тому

    Thank you brother

  • @Shwsleos
    @Shwsleos Рік тому +1

    I'm proud that my country fought only one naval war with Britain, and won, the amazing Battle of Pacocha

  • @andreasklindt7144
    @andreasklindt7144 Рік тому +819

    In Europe you forgot Malta! The Maltese asked England to help them against Napoleon's forces, they did. The British navy arrived in 1798 - and they stayed until 1964. Malta became officially part of the Empire in 1814 and regained its independence 200 years later.

    • @skierskymichael2681
      @skierskymichael2681 Рік тому +7

      No invadet but England supported invaders like protestant Prussia particulary in XVIII by partition of Poland … UK plays friend but it is enemy of Poland…

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 Рік тому +12

      It's still remembered the resistance the Maltese gave against the Axis bombers

    • @stanislavl8356
      @stanislavl8356 Рік тому +5

      Prior to this Malta, or SMOM as you want, elected Pavel I as a protector against Buonaparte in 1798 after islands were captured. But Pavel was killed and his son Alexander renounced his claim in 1803 with full support of the Pope (catalicism ordo conflicted with orthodox custos). Very interesting and not wide known fact. Who knows what would have happened if Alexander had balls, because his father of course had plans for Malta. "British navy arrived in 1798" not in 1799?

    • @andreasklindt7144
      @andreasklindt7144 Рік тому +4

      @@stanislavl8356 Rear Admiral Sir Horatio Nelson arrived with the HMS Vanguard and the HMS Minotaur on the 24 October 1798 at Gozo. The French surrendered the island to the British on 28 October, which also effectivly started the British blockade. The French on Malta retreated to Valetta, kicked the civilians out of the city, and finaly surrendered in september 1800, if I remember correctly.
      Pavel I., at this time de facto Grand Master of the Knights Hospitaller (Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem), was not really having balls or not. The fact that the Knights Hospitaller lost 90% of their income sources - including Malta, their "HQ" - to Napoleons wars, was significantly more severe. And that he was never de jure ratified as Grand Master by the Pope. The order was broke, Alexander would've had no ressources to do anything.
      In 1834 the order settled in Rome and became the Souvereign Military Order of Malta (SMOM). The order is quite unique, since it is kind of a souvereign state without a country. It has it's own embassies, international relations to 120 countries, passports, license plates and special observer status at the UN. It's main activities today is humanitarian aid.

    • @stanislavl8356
      @stanislavl8356 Рік тому +1

      @@andreasklindt7144 "was not really having balls or not" Disagree. Treaty of Paris is a key point here. Yeap, de facto British hold Malta since 1800, but again who knows what would have happened if Alexander had not
      nullified claims by himself. There are were enough resources to obtain Poland and no resources for a little Malta at the same time, nonsense as for me. Thanks for a date clarification. Finally, history does not tolerate the subjunctive mood.

  • @heriaramburo5561
    @heriaramburo5561 3 роки тому +1571

    I love the British argumentation for conquering places: "because it's french territory" or "because it's from a nation that is allied with France".

    • @dredd1502
      @dredd1502 3 роки тому +215

      Still a reasonable argument! Ha ha.

    • @tonyb9735
      @tonyb9735 3 роки тому +150

      In fairness we were at war with the French at the time. Which is to say, most of the time.

    • @jamesblackwell2067
      @jamesblackwell2067 3 роки тому +82

      they did it to us, too, its just that we were better at it than they were ^^

    • @thoraero
      @thoraero 3 роки тому +30

      Very justified. Very justified :D

    • @andrewgarner2224
      @andrewgarner2224 3 роки тому +47

      France the only thing the British are allowed to hate/mock/despise without being labelled 'phobic
      Doubly so for Macron ;)

  • @andrewmitchell2267
    @andrewmitchell2267 Рік тому +10

    Because of the title I expected Scotland and Wales to be on the list. England completed its conquest of Wales in 1283 and made it a principality of the English crown, hence the title Prince of Wales.
    Scotland was invaded by England multiple times from the year 1296 onwards, until the Union of Parliament's in 1707.

    • @Sadtoday
      @Sadtoday 11 місяців тому

      And invaded using that word makes people think yeah they came, but what they did was destroy and pillage and harm many people

    • @archivesoffantasy5560
      @archivesoffantasy5560 5 місяців тому

      Scotland was never outright annexed into England but the kingdoms fought wars and beat each other.

  • @MrVidification
    @MrVidification Рік тому +10

    The real map would be just tiny dots, but swathes of red do look more impressive

    • @earlysda
      @earlysda Рік тому

      Exactly. Wouldn't get the clicks.

  • @Darkest_matter
    @Darkest_matter 3 роки тому +514

    England: land
    America: Oil
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @exaaalted
    @exaaalted 3 роки тому +4091

    I feel like this explains why English is the universal language...

    • @PM-sh1jz
      @PM-sh1jz 2 роки тому +321

      The world would have a lot more wars today if everyone still didn't understand each other.

    • @Paul.......
      @Paul....... 2 роки тому +122

      @*O MITO* and look! Theres still wars!

    • @noorulhasan4904
      @noorulhasan4904 2 роки тому +65

      Universal?wait so the alien that speak English..........oh ok it make sense

    • @Siegmeyer_
      @Siegmeyer_ 2 роки тому +15

      @@noorulhasan4904 So does that mean Aliens have universal remote controls?

    • @willmdmv8848
      @willmdmv8848 2 роки тому +136

      It started with British conquest
      Then followed by American capitalism (products, services, technology, entertainment….)
      A couple factors why English is so dominant

  • @aggi9995
    @aggi9995 Рік тому +5

    Icelander here, the government at the time was incredibly stupid, Britain and the US actually catapulted the economy into the modern age. They "invaded" just before we got our independence in 1944 so they didn't actually invade us but Denmark which we belonged to at the time...which had been under german occupation for a month... so to conclude they basically freed part of denmark from German occupation, this part just so happened to be Iceland, which also about 30 years later went to war with britain over some fish (the cod war)

    • @system3008
      @system3008 Рік тому

      He said it was to stop others gaining control of it.

    • @system3008
      @system3008 Рік тому

      That's why Britain left the eu for ballshit you mentioned

    • @system3008
      @system3008 Рік тому

      It wasn't a war if it was a war you would know about it

    • @aggi9995
      @aggi9995 Рік тому

      @@system3008 You talking about the cod war? I did know about it, that's why I mentioned it, what's your point?

    • @neil8675
      @neil8675 Рік тому

      ​@@aggi9995 Point is, it wasn't a war. Just a dispute over fishing territory. If it was a real war the Royal Navy would have blockaded you. And there's absolutely nothing Iceland could have done. But we didn't go down that road.

  • @ammilzuhri5026
    @ammilzuhri5026 Рік тому +1

    how to make the us go to mars : tell them theres oil there
    how to make the uk go to mars : tell them theres an island in the middle of nowhere there

  • @bingkoirekt5057
    @bingkoirekt5057 3 роки тому +646

    The world: *exist*
    England: Is for me?👉👈

    • @arnoldukra
      @arnoldukra 3 роки тому +5

      lmao

    • @Aasn9
      @Aasn9 3 роки тому +2

      Since 1684, when the Vipers Of Venice took control of the Bank Of England. The headline should read...

    • @Aasn9
      @Aasn9 3 роки тому +1

      P. G.M England became a corporation and forgot the Law that made the U.K. great. The Bank Of England is guilty of many things but altruism is not one of them. Charles II was our last King that ruled as Monarch.

    • @normanshafty
      @normanshafty 3 роки тому +1

      Did you not know that God is an Englishman?

    • @Chill1227
      @Chill1227 3 роки тому +1

      @@normanshafty it’s implied

  • @ryantruax4635
    @ryantruax4635 2 роки тому +1278

    I like how Iceland got invaded and all they did was protest like "That's not very nice Britan. You didn't even call first. No soup for you"

    • @azia5051
      @azia5051 2 роки тому +63

      Or why just say no “tea” today. Lol

    • @hf4124
      @hf4124 2 роки тому +35

      @@azia5051 ok yeah that's worse 😭

    • @Pabloto-dq3sx
      @Pabloto-dq3sx 2 роки тому +12

      @@azia5051 if that was the case they would have killed them all.

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO 2 роки тому +16

      Well they have no army, even the pope's army is bigger xD

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO 2 роки тому +15

      @@JohnDoe-on8gl haha
      Yes, we're used to see them in parade uniforms but the Swiss guards are actual soldier taken into the Swiss army, the officers also are a real thing, not just ceremonial
      A bit like Buckingham palace guards, they look fancy with their uniforms but the guys underneath are real military personnel taken in the British army

  • @bobbysands6923
    @bobbysands6923 Рік тому +32

    Now the "British Empire" is now a few rocks in the North Atlantic, and damn cold ones at that. That said, it is worthwhile visiting. Loved my time in London. Brits are awesome.

    • @just-a-fella3212
      @just-a-fella3212 Рік тому

      I think the Brits have done more good than bad for the world. The English speaking democracies are together the strongest force for freedom on earth, and are the countries that refugees and immigrants mostly want to go to.

    • @isziahs5951
      @isziahs5951 Рік тому +13

      Britain's always been a few rocks. It's crazy how much those tiny islands have been able to achieve.

    • @KeyDash753
      @KeyDash753 Рік тому +6

      And yet King Charles III is still king of 15 countries including Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.

    • @just-a-fella3212
      @just-a-fella3212 Рік тому +8

      @@isziahs5951 I think the success of the British has had to do with the collective character of the British, an island people, widely diverse but cooperative, an overall sensible people, a historically armed and well trained populace, their religion, and their Westminster system of government. It all rolled together to make a formidable nation throughout the centuries. And the English speaking people of UK, USA, Australia, NZ, Canada, are still one of the most powerful people on earth and of great benefit to the world. The Jews too, have had an extraordinary beneficial effect upon the world, and continue to do so.

    • @icedanilzation
      @icedanilzation Рік тому

      Many of its colonies still look to Britain for leadership in economics, science and industry. Also, the British Empire didn't turn off for any one reason, it simply fizzled out due to WW2, peace revolutions, value of the monarch, rise of the U.S., etc. What that means is, leftover British power still exists, it is still the center of much of the world and is still a major leader.

  • @ericturcotte3131
    @ericturcotte3131 9 місяців тому

    I'd like to see the same video about... Canada. It would last 45 seconds! :P

  • @GabrielTravelerVideos
    @GabrielTravelerVideos 3 роки тому +2187

    Irak, Wassington and Nicarague?

  • @samfrost9957
    @samfrost9957 Рік тому +4

    The British Stunning Empire
    2000 years ahead of the sub-countries that invaded

  • @justinraphael
    @justinraphael 3 роки тому +519

    Literally any country: Guess Ill be neutra-
    England: How about you *DONT*

    • @shazmeertv44
      @shazmeertv44 3 роки тому

      Check my channel i made an among us compilation

    • @Just_another_turtle
      @Just_another_turtle 3 роки тому +14

      @@shazmeertv44 No

    • @lorenzomagicdm7537
      @lorenzomagicdm7537 3 роки тому +4

      Only Switzerland was not annexed by the British and it is insanely neutral

    • @justinraphael
      @justinraphael 3 роки тому +1

      @@lorenzomagicdm7537 although england never annexef switzerlanf, it did technically invade it during ww2 along with nazi and american aircrafts.

    • @koya6470
      @koya6470 3 роки тому

      @@justinraphael any aircraft that entered Swiss airspace was shot down allies or axis

  • @Lux15672
    @Lux15672 Рік тому +1

    “And now the nations of the world, brought to you by the Yakko Warner!”

  • @bettybunbun9664
    @bettybunbun9664 Рік тому +8

    "So, which countries should we use our powerful modern navy to invade?"
    *_Yes._* 🧐

  • @hadridurrani188
    @hadridurrani188 3 роки тому +613

    Interviewer: What are your hobbies?
    England: You know........... travelling around the world and invading them for fun.

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 3 роки тому +9

      the twats stilL do it today. with a new form of colonisation. they use spain and their sun every summer pull europan girls an use their former colonies as a brothel holiday destination, i don't know a girl who doesn't love their fucking accent

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 3 роки тому +6

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 Spain never was a british colony. Or any colony whatsoever.

    • @mwafrikahalisi2549
      @mwafrikahalisi2549 3 роки тому +3

      @@JH-zs3bs The key word here is *"invaded"* and not necessarily *"colonized."* Some countries were colonize and some were not while some were just partially colonized for different periods of time.

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 3 роки тому

      @Lurker M ьлуат. but hey you did a good job establishing those colonies so I can go too every summer

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 3 роки тому +1

      @@JH-zs3bs the British screwed spain as they keep one small part of spain today as their colony and Spain keep crying about it and the British won't give it back. and they also use Spain as a favourite holiday destination I am sure at this rate they bought all your houses next to the sea and their is nothing Spain can do because it boosts your country economyeconomically