Best of Mitch Hedberg

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  • @mitch5699
    @mitch5699 3 роки тому +2446

    I love how his jokes are never at anyone's expense , he had to have been the coolest guy to know in person ... rip brother...

    • @phunnyordie5582
      @phunnyordie5582 3 роки тому +35

      Unless you’re his parrot

    • @AnnaPeach
      @AnnaPeach 3 роки тому +1

      @@phunnyordie5582 😅

    • @silentjohnny4988
      @silentjohnny4988 3 роки тому +8

      Or a midget lol

    • @havensinclair3832
      @havensinclair3832 3 роки тому +9

      Id like tgis comment but it has 69 likes

    • @Edimonde
      @Edimonde 3 роки тому +99

      My name is Acula and this man has slandered my reputation and ruined my doctor job

  • @GamzeenMakara
    @GamzeenMakara 4 роки тому +5246

    His humor is a mixture of dad jokes and big brain stoner thoughts and I’m here for it

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 3 роки тому +30

      perfect description, damn

    • @familiarsting4108
      @familiarsting4108 3 роки тому +3

      Well said man

    • @JakeLondonRivers
      @JakeLondonRivers 3 роки тому +3

      wow that was well said

    • @8evvied
      @8evvied 3 роки тому +1

      What a take, nailed it

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 3 роки тому +4

      @Bruce Michael made you think? maybe if you’re stoned.

  • @davidbobb6226
    @davidbobb6226 5 років тому +3687

    Mitch used to be so hilarious. He is still hilarious even today, even though he passed. But he used to be hilarious too.

    • @metalmaniac3434
      @metalmaniac3434 4 роки тому

      Wtf you did not make any sense at all.were you high when you posted this

    • @minisquidwards
      @minisquidwards 3 роки тому +134

      It is a reference to a Mitch joke.

    • @treyferguson2965
      @treyferguson2965 3 роки тому +122

      @@metalmaniac3434 jesus christ, it's a Hedberg joke reference. I use to do drugs. I still do. But I use to too

    • @acinorevagetro5532
      @acinorevagetro5532 2 роки тому +18

      @@itsafugazi8568
      If you know you know.
      David Bob knows.

    • @gulfmarine8857
      @gulfmarine8857 2 роки тому +7

      Perfect

  • @cartersmith8016
    @cartersmith8016 3 роки тому +1038

    "The best thing about escalators is that they cannot break, they can only become stairs"

    • @TrackMouse34
      @TrackMouse34 2 роки тому +69

      Sorry for the convenience

    • @Paulio91184
      @Paulio91184 2 роки тому +25

      We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there...

    • @zacharycutter5774
      @zacharycutter5774 7 місяців тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Jeremy-p1x
      @Jeremy-p1x Місяць тому +2

      I posted this in another video of Mitch, and I’ll say it here. I was in the Rivercenter Mall in San Antonio some years ago. The escalator to the food court was out of order, and at the bottom it had a sign, professionally designed, printed, and placed at the foot, that said “escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience”. The Rivercenter is the worst, most tourist trap mall in all of Texas, but that sign made me smile and respect the management of that mall a great deal.

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 3 роки тому +805

    My favorite Mitch Hedberg joke:
    "I want to be a racecar passenger. Just the guy who bugs the driver. Hey man, can I turn on the radio? I think you should slow down. Why do we keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide."

    • @nickelpenny1
      @nickelpenny1 2 роки тому +2

      Haha

    • @bonham1981
      @bonham1981 2 роки тому +1

      Time?

    • @JustinEvitable80
      @JustinEvitable80 2 роки тому +3

      @@bonham1981
      It's not in this clip. It's from his Comedy Central Presents special. A clip from that special is at 6:09 but it's a different joke.

    • @timothythomas8082
      @timothythomas8082 2 роки тому +13

      That's a good one 👍 One of my favorites was, "When I was a kid, I used to sleep in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was" 🤣

    • @duckmeister5385
      @duckmeister5385 Рік тому +6

      Why do you keep turning left?

  • @travisharnedmusic
    @travisharnedmusic 7 місяців тому +18

    "I tried to walk into Target but I missed" bro I don't know why that shit had me dying 😂

  • @beestorm7609
    @beestorm7609 4 роки тому +735

    In my opinion, he is one of the greats. His humor is so pure. I hope in 200 years and beyond that people still mention him.

    • @PApro
      @PApro 4 роки тому +15

      I wont live 200 years but as long as im around he will never be forgotten. Any time a comedian's name gets mentioned my first response is always "yeah, but have you heard of Mitch Hedberg?"

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 2 роки тому +10

      He IS one of the greats. Unfortunately, many people never heard of him - which is a shame. He's in my top 3 favorite comedians along with Norm MacDonald and Rodney Dangerfield.

    • @g0tsp33d
      @g0tsp33d 2 роки тому +5

      He will be forgotten (just like you)

    • @josepha3805
      @josepha3805 2 роки тому

      198 years

    • @joeybeann
      @joeybeann Рік тому +3

      They won't. He will be lost to time.

  • @leedavid7822
    @leedavid7822 5 років тому +2756

    A good comedian tells funny jokes, a Great comedian tells jokes funny

    • @almightydiplodocus
      @almightydiplodocus 5 років тому +28

      This makes me a juggler.

    • @AnjewTate
      @AnjewTate 5 років тому +20

      That's not grammatically correct. That's some fake "wisdom" right there.

    • @lifepresent3183
      @lifepresent3183 5 років тому +9

      *tells jokes in a funny manner

    • @Petergonzalezcomedy
      @Petergonzalezcomedy 5 років тому +59

      @@AnjewTate being grammatically correct isn't funny tho

    • @jammerboi8401
      @jammerboi8401 4 роки тому +29

      @@AnjewTate Get that stick out of your ass, you get the point.

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew1231 5 років тому +3954

    If he was alive for twitter he would be HUGE

    • @hu4lifefuckdeuce
      @hu4lifefuckdeuce 5 років тому +11

      Joe Rogan XD

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому +72

      He was huge to a lot of people ;)

    • @TonyMacroni633
      @TonyMacroni633 4 роки тому +18

      What! He’s dead!?!?

    • @Verticom10
      @Verticom10 4 роки тому +36

      @@TonyMacroni633 2005 bro

    • @unclecreepy4185
      @unclecreepy4185 4 роки тому +61

      There’s a “retweet this; fuck that, I’ll make a copy” joke in there somewhere.

  • @BojaneBugami
    @BojaneBugami 2 роки тому +547

    Mitch Hedberg was one of my favorite comedians. He still is, but he also was.

  • @jessturner6886
    @jessturner6886 3 роки тому +840

    “Any book is a kid’s book if the kid can read.” 😂😂😂

    • @raulzavala400
      @raulzavala400 3 роки тому +3

      I tried to blow the hair off my screen then realized it was just your profile pic🤣🤣

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MM-kw3br
      @MM-kw3br 5 місяців тому +2

      My philosophy when thinking about class readings as an university professor.

    • @JDsalvo123
      @JDsalvo123 3 місяці тому +2

      Anywhere is in walking distance if you have the time

  • @weekendwarrior3814
    @weekendwarrior3814 Рік тому +17

    I didn’t know of Mitch until UA-cam shorts showed me a video of him. Now I know that a good thing can come from watching UA-cam shorts.

  • @raoulcruz4404
    @raoulcruz4404 6 років тому +2147

    "When I was little, I used to lie in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was."

    • @BratvaTV
      @BratvaTV 5 років тому +22

      This had me rollin' Just from reading it.

    • @saviorself1164
      @saviorself1164 4 роки тому +25

      The first joke of his that I ever heard was the escalator joke. I was hooked right away. I was fortunate enough to see him live at the Comedy Caravan in Louisville about 8 months before he died. Still to this day, that is my favorite live event ever

    • @ProSto7343
      @ProSto7343 4 роки тому +11

      And I am sure that in some alternative universe his twin brother was laying on the other side of the bed wondering where he was.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому +1

      @@ProSto7343 I just started standup and was/am inspired by Mitch.I'd like YOUR OPINION.
      (PLEASE SUBSCRIBE if u LOL)
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

    • @nickc.4651
      @nickc.4651 3 роки тому +3

      Oh man, literally tearing up laughing over here 😂

  • @opgkoyote7989
    @opgkoyote7989 2 роки тому +182

    His humor took me a few minutes to start laughing. They’re not over the top, just one after the other, quick-witted. I love it

  • @grantweaver3698
    @grantweaver3698 2 роки тому +618

    Literally JUST got done with an over the phone interview. The HR woman asked "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" .....I couldn't help myself and replied "Celebrating the anniversary of you asking me this question!" 😂 Miss you Mitch!! RIP

    • @sparkymularkey6970
      @sparkymularkey6970 2 роки тому +29

      Did you get the job dude? 😂

    • @grantweaver3698
      @grantweaver3698 2 роки тому +98

      @@sparkymularkey6970 I did not LOL 😂

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 2 роки тому +8

      That's awesome. He had that affect on us didn't he? What a brilliant comedian. Left us way too soon.

    • @jesusiskingofkings4428
      @jesusiskingofkings4428 2 роки тому +8

      @@grantweaver3698 😂😂😂🤣

    • @jesusiskingofkings4428
      @jesusiskingofkings4428 2 роки тому +21

      @@grantweaver3698 I wouldve automatically given it to you

  • @mhabyur
    @mhabyur 4 роки тому +471

    "Someone offered me a frozen banana, I said no, but I wanted a regular banana later, so I said yes"

  • @chrismorris2471
    @chrismorris2471 3 роки тому +426

    "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?" One of my fav jokes. Gone too soon.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Рік тому

      LOL! That's one of my faves, too.
      Soooooo many gems from Mitch. Intelligence + smoking weed = those types of thoughts. 🤣

  • @ZakEmber
    @ZakEmber 2 роки тому +179

    I miss Mitch Hedberg, man. I love other comedians and their "let's tell a story" approach to comedy, but Mitch was great at 1-3 liners, which is really, really tough! It has to instantly land with virtually no set-up! He had a lot of talent, I wish he was still around.

    • @confusedturkeyvulture4555
      @confusedturkeyvulture4555 2 роки тому +18

      He would've ruled Vine.

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha 7 місяців тому +1

      That's like the Rodney Dangerfield approach to stand up. Both were great in the business.

  • @akadapper
    @akadapper Рік тому +220

    One of my favourites from Mitch:
    “I had a candle, but I didn’t have a candle holder, so I bought a cake.”

    • @readingrambo
      @readingrambo Рік тому +5

      That's witty and legit

    • @chadclements4464
      @chadclements4464 Рік тому +3

      I love that one lol

    • @jenniferdono1444
      @jenniferdono1444 10 місяців тому +1

      That makes so much sense to me :)

    • @LordMarlle
      @LordMarlle 8 місяців тому +3

      No comedians makes me laugh out loud as much as Hedberg. What a loss his death was

    • @64ster
      @64ster 7 днів тому +1

      Hahaha 😂

  • @alext2566
    @alext2566 Рік тому +92

    You can tell he had bad stage fright, but his love for comedy pushed him out on the stage anyway. Great talent.

    • @curtekstrom9531
      @curtekstrom9531 Рік тому +1

      You couldn't be more Correct. Mitch like quite a few Comedians have some level of Stage Fright.

    • @hotrodjmanofficial448
      @hotrodjmanofficial448 11 місяців тому +3

      It's interesting because he still has a great stage presence - and I think what I learned from that is that comedians should be authentic above all. Good or bad jokes whatever, you have to be authentic.

    • @GrahamBo44
      @GrahamBo44 11 місяців тому +1

      The drugs :( He used to have to do it with his back to the crowds o_0

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 7 місяців тому

      @@GrahamBo44there have been other entertainers with stage fright who performed with their backs to the crowds, like Van Morrison
      also why are you typing 0_o bullshit in 2024, click on the white face below the letters, these things called emojis come up

    • @twostickersplease
      @twostickersplease 2 місяці тому +2

      You mean Jim Morrison ​@@deathmetalpotato

  • @Conan_Obrien
    @Conan_Obrien 4 роки тому +249

    My favorite MH joke (from memory): I saw a wino the other day who was eating grapes. I said hey man, you gotta wait.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Рік тому

      LOL! I love that one.
      The best part about lines like that, is that you know there's a VERY real possibility that he's actually recounting an experience he had, and not reciting a joke he wrote.

    • @Cdcd165
      @Cdcd165 Рік тому +2

      My favorite also, super short and still super layered

    • @brentongilmore5853
      @brentongilmore5853 7 місяців тому +1

      Forgot about this one. It's great. Ty

  • @chrisrojas3231
    @chrisrojas3231 2 роки тому +238

    Mitch had serious social anxiety, he still mananged to get on stage and not sweat through his close and have a panic attacks while delivering his act, and even when his jokes didn’t land he always found a way to make it twice as funny as if the first punchline landed flawlessly

    • @josepha3805
      @josepha3805 2 роки тому +11

      Great point! Mitch delivered through adversity. So I guess he was adversed but well versed in adversity.

    • @JimWhitakerMusic
      @JimWhitakerMusic Рік тому +26

      I remember a joke bombing on one of his CDs, and he said "Alright...that joke is funnier than you all acted" 🤣🤣

    • @primobrickhouse
      @primobrickhouse Рік тому +2

      He would also do Heroine before he would preform sometimes

    • @gaussminigun
      @gaussminigun Рік тому

      Cocaine is a helluva drug

    • @gabaghoul23
      @gabaghoul23 Рік тому +3

      that is what killed him- its called heroin

  • @CommunityGuidelinez
    @CommunityGuidelinez 2 роки тому +48

    I was driving down the interstate and saw a sign that said ' Chattanooga 5, Nashville 52' and I thought "Nashville must have a really good team."

  • @ianm2505
    @ianm2505 4 роки тому +399

    "I don't have a girlfriend... Just a chick who really hates it when I say that..."

    • @zachchytry1127
      @zachchytry1127 3 роки тому +2

      @@TimeTraveler.981 r/whooooosh

    • @justinrosas6615
      @justinrosas6615 3 роки тому

      I say this one all the time

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 3 роки тому +2

      Didn't you just hear the joke? How have you still quoted it wrong? 🤨

    • @ianm2505
      @ianm2505 3 роки тому +4

      @@Loctorak omfg man go back to correcting Wikipedia pages. 200+ ppl know what the fuck I meant. Get a fucking life

  • @BG-nj7kf
    @BG-nj7kf 4 роки тому +135

    If you are flammable and have two legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Lol

  • @BrxIghtside
    @BrxIghtside 8 років тому +2301

    his jokes would be lame if said by anyone else his delivery makes him amazing

    • @phnxen3rg666
      @phnxen3rg666 7 років тому +97

      BrxIghtside the lameness of them is what makes them funny

    • @jeffnielsen7546
      @jeffnielsen7546 7 років тому +100

      His delivery is legendary.

    • @crowrebirth
      @crowrebirth 6 років тому +52

      BrxIghtside shut up this material is gold

    • @LdRfilmz
      @LdRfilmz 6 років тому +41

      its definitely his delivery, i ve tried telling some of his jokes and people dont laugh lmao

    • @7Be
      @7Be 5 років тому +53

      Not true. His delivery is great, but don't overlook the material itself. My man had jokes. Some of them are actually brilliant and can be used in multiple deliveries.
      But I get what you're saying, his delivery is out of the park.

  • @RuNThebRoNx
    @RuNThebRoNx 2 роки тому +70

    I come back to his videos every so often and they're always refreshing and make me laugh no matter what

    • @hansgrueber8169
      @hansgrueber8169 2 роки тому +1

      tell me...do you like alfalfa sprouts on your sandwich?

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 2 роки тому +1

      Are you ever surprised by the endigs? :P

  • @chadharris7648
    @chadharris7648 3 роки тому +160

    The parade joke, just, I contemplated if life was worth living and Mitch brought me back to reality with his pure sense of humor. A lot like Norm. Both truly missed.

    • @flemmawarrior1
      @flemmawarrior1 2 роки тому +10

      Glad to hear you're here, Keep fighting, especially when it's hard. I like to listen to "The Day I Tried to Live" & "Fell on Black Days" when I'm in the dangerous neighborhood of my own mind. Wishing you the best 🕊

    • @Nathan-ur2xv
      @Nathan-ur2xv 2 роки тому +5

      FYI if you’re on the fence about life don’t make judgements based on what you see on the internet.

    • @marklipson
      @marklipson 2 роки тому +1

      Life is worth living but your job is to also try to enjoy it as much as you can manage...Laughing is one really great way to do that. Seems like you're doing a good job -- keep up the good work! 🙂

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb Рік тому +1

      @Nathan - Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you for that.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Рік тому

      How you doing my man ❤

  • @rkkiitkkii
    @rkkiitkkii 3 роки тому +29

    “This shirt is dry clean only, which means it’s dirty” I FUCKIN SNORTED LOL

  • @stud5588
    @stud5588 7 років тому +308

    Mitch's physical being may be gone but his whimsical spirit lives on in the hearts of his family, friends and fans. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Mitch used to be alive, he still is but he used to be too. You're comedy was a beautiful contribution to the world Mitch, thank you

    • @gavinwilshaw2312
      @gavinwilshaw2312 6 років тому +3

      Nicely put Stuart.

    • @vlada
      @vlada 6 років тому +7

      Through UA-cam videos (thanks to creator fir this video) I've seen way more of Mitch now than when he was alive. And showing my boys these clips ensures that one more generation will keep his.memory alive. Just like we revered our older musical and literary culture, I hope decades/centuries from now comics like Mitch are still appreciated.

    • @barryrichman9424
      @barryrichman9424 5 років тому

      Stuart Comans.....Dear Stu,
      The fact that you used the word “whimsical”, makes you a total fuk stick ?

    • @jamievaughn5586
      @jamievaughn5586 4 роки тому +6

      @Lisa Surlie you miss your dad huh?

    • @norrinradd2214
      @norrinradd2214 4 роки тому +1

      You talk about him like he’s Hendrix, calm down

  • @boudica5883
    @boudica5883 Рік тому +15

    I miss him. Got to see him live in Madison WI and he signed a CD for me. Such a kind soul. 💜

  • @joefriedman9843
    @joefriedman9843 2 роки тому +27

    The slip cover bit kills me every time haha "and it was a load off my mind" 😂

  • @eunicejazz98
    @eunicejazz98 4 роки тому +126

    His rice joke is one of my favorites.

    • @emilyearl1858
      @emilyearl1858 3 роки тому +6

      Every time I eat rice, I think of this joke.

    • @katieh8186
      @katieh8186 3 роки тому +4

      @Bot AtChess it’s just dumb. It’s smart and stupid and funny. There’s not much to get. I love Mitch

  • @Brandon-rq3ys
    @Brandon-rq3ys 6 років тому +69

    *"Rice is good when you're really hungry and want 2,000 of something"*
    Only Mitch Hedberg would ever come up with a joke like that. What a fucking _genius!_

  • @taltal2977
    @taltal2977 2 роки тому +134

    Mitch Hedberg was both a colleague and friend of my son. Was likeable, a bit shy in person. ""Without ego"" and always had time for others. Never looked down at "anyone". The best of engaged conversations with Mitch, lives-on. Off-stage a close similarity is Dave Chappelle.

    • @alaysiakayebutler6299
      @alaysiakayebutler6299 Рік тому +6

      He and the real Dave Chappelle are still my favorite stand up comedians. Good people, they were.
      Hope they both R.I.P.

    • @dlamini77
      @dlamini77 Рік тому +1

      @@alaysiakayebutler6299 Stupid attempt at humour.

    • @blacksunshine1089
      @blacksunshine1089 Рік тому

      ⁠​⁠@@alaysiakayebutler6299Dave Chappelle is not dead though, despite the woke mob’s wishes.

    • @thehylian6984
      @thehylian6984 Рік тому +5

      @@alaysiakayebutler6299 dave chappelle is still alive man

    • @scifisyko
      @scifisyko Рік тому +3

      Is he though?

  • @guitarhole
    @guitarhole 5 років тому +720

    Like there's a worst of Mitch Hedberg .

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 роки тому +10

      @@dietwater9772 that actually made me sad

    • @ultramiddle4991
      @ultramiddle4991 4 роки тому +5

      Yes,agreed. At nightI listen to a bit of Mitch, then a bit of Steve Perry and Journey. Then I’m calmed down enough to go to sleep.

    • @rasheedwhite6499
      @rasheedwhite6499 4 роки тому +3

      of course there is. It's called "when the shows over"..

    • @TheHeartlessFour
      @TheHeartlessFour 4 роки тому

      It all is

    • @shotgunsam23
      @shotgunsam23 3 роки тому +1

      @@dietwater9772 oof

  • @dennisdemark8151
    @dennisdemark8151 Рік тому +5

    He was such a unique comedian...his delivery was amazing 😆
    RIP Mitch...you made the world 🌎 laugh a little more when you were here.

  • @sbctdizzle1
    @sbctdizzle1 Рік тому +5

    Nice. I hadn’t heard the “off white/noxema” bit before. Thanks for sharing! I love that I can find these little nuggets every once in a while through different peoples videos still after all these years.

  • @silentrevolver4600
    @silentrevolver4600 3 роки тому +407

    The Kurt Cobain of stand up, a genius who injects crazy into simplicity resulting in radical originality. Only the good die young, much love Mitch!

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 2 роки тому +8

      "Inject"? Pun intended?

    • @thelortz
      @thelortz 2 роки тому +10

      Mitch is a funny comedian and Kurt is a subpar musician, no comparison to be had

    • @phosphenexx3288
      @phosphenexx3288 2 роки тому +1

      @@thelortz you’re an idiot. Kurt was a genius. I don’t rly agree with the comparison though

    • @f87115
      @f87115 2 роки тому +6

      @@thelortz they both loved heroin that’s the comparison

    • @ashleighsalinas8526
      @ashleighsalinas8526 2 роки тому +5

      @@f87115 Almost all people who try heroin love it lol.

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday Рік тому +29

    Best one liner comedian of all time. "When i was a kid, i used to lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was". Fucking kills me every time.

    • @MoejiiOsmanTV
      @MoejiiOsmanTV Рік тому

      Rodney dangerfield….slow down

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday Рік тому +1

      @@MoejiiOsmanTV nah, Dangerfield is probably the greatest in the sense that he left the biggest legacy, but he's definitely not funnier than Hedberg

    • @ashleystahl7711
      @ashleystahl7711 Місяць тому

      I always thought Steven Wright and Mitch would have been a great lineup. Mitch is if Stephen had a personality and Stephen is like Mitch without one.

  • @andrewgardner3774
    @andrewgardner3774 4 роки тому +14

    He is by far one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever heard, his comedy was surreal..i only discovered him a couple of years ago, a sad loss..i would have loved to see him live, Shine on you crazy diamond.

  • @jcroth2644
    @jcroth2644 5 років тому +35

    I loved his thinking. I miss him. He contributed so much to comedy. And what is so amazing is how naturally funny he was. I think he genuinely needed laughs from the audience and it was deeply felt.

  • @JakeLondonRivers
    @JakeLondonRivers 3 роки тому +61

    1:31 i love when he smiles - that "yes these people like me" smirk

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow Рік тому +2

      I wish he could have known that all these years later, people would still love him, and listen to his work every day.

    • @Gggmanlives
      @Gggmanlives 10 днів тому

      Yeah you watched Artie Lange on Rogan too huh

    • @serene_ladyred8803
      @serene_ladyred8803 10 днів тому

      ​@@Gggmanlives no

  • @TheFloridaPappy
    @TheFloridaPappy 2 роки тому +5

    Passed way too soon. I loved it when his jokes surprised me and came from a perspective I knew I would never have.

  • @Yoyo81828
    @Yoyo81828 Рік тому +18

    "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands" - Mitch Hedberg (imagined)

  • @nimascolari1508
    @nimascolari1508 5 років тому +347

    "I used to do drugs I still do but I used to too."
    Out of order escalator?
    My belt holds my pants up, my belt loops hold the belt up. What's going on down there? Who is the real hero?

    • @dkaz77
      @dkaz77 4 роки тому +5

      He’s magical! Got to see him live before he passed. Highlight of my life.

    • @JSchaffer214
      @JSchaffer214 4 роки тому +6

      "An escalator can never be 'out of order'. It can only become stairs."

    • @JSchaffer214
      @JSchaffer214 4 роки тому +3

      @@dkaz77 Same here. I was fortunate to see him about 3 months or so before he died.

    • @damnunicorn4562
      @damnunicorn4562 4 роки тому +2

      @@dkaz77 you need a better life.

    • @giladmaayani3670
      @giladmaayani3670 4 роки тому

      the "I used to do drugs.." joke isn't Hedberg, it's Bill Hicks

  • @FadingFires
    @FadingFires 4 роки тому +98

    “This bedroom has an oven in it.”
    Those are the best ever because a snack is always within arm’s reach.

  • @DillanOttawa
    @DillanOttawa 2 роки тому +9

    Possibly the best comic ever, whose observations were a perfect mix of wit and sillyness. RIP, brother.

  • @miker7532
    @miker7532 5 років тому +144

    I recently discovered this guy then found out he passed away so long ago . Really sad he was spot on and his Jokes hold true to any time period. RIP

    • @marshallmatters1526
      @marshallmatters1526 5 років тому +4

      Mike R I just discovered him today, always late to great things RIP
      From England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 роки тому +1

      @@marshallmatters1526 Mitch was/is one of my inspirations.I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

    • @ralphiecifaretto8961
      @ralphiecifaretto8961 2 роки тому +3

      Oh! You’re the one who discovered him?

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Рік тому +1

      Same, I remember always being ecstatic when his specials would play on Comedy Central. Didn’t have any internet just basic cable. Id think “who was that hilarious hippy guy in the blue glasses in front of the fire?”

    • @stuartmorgan7989
      @stuartmorgan7989 Рік тому

      Just discovered him as well. Sad he passed

  • @namesgamby
    @namesgamby 9 місяців тому +6

    "you guys did that for my mom" is one of the greatest callbacks ever

  • @jayfng123
    @jayfng123 5 років тому +157

    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer...

  • @robaxl3088
    @robaxl3088 5 років тому +431

    I came here after watching the joe rogan podcast with guest artie lange..I never heard Mitch's standup..this is the first time and im 46. I'm so glad I looked him up because I am laughing hard!..R.I.P Mitch Hedberg..I'm also an addict and struggle with addiction from the time I get up to the time I go to sleep..i feel helpless and lost in this world but after listening to Artie Lange on Joe Rogans podcast I now have some hope..i know that i will die soon if I don't stop and I have a beautiful wife and granddaughter to live for..am I selfish? I truly feel powerless..who am i?.I pray that I can do this..I'm scared as hell

    • @Ptrixle
      @Ptrixle 5 років тому +17

      Addiction is a disease, get help NOW before it's too late. Mitch was amazing and is my favorite stand up of all time. If artie Lang can do it, so can you! You owe it to yourself and your family to get help. Good luck man.

    • @stevemazzilli4006
      @stevemazzilli4006 5 років тому +3

      i did the same exact thing!

    • @deja7870
      @deja7870 5 років тому +11

      You got it bro! Sounds like you got people that love and care for you. Keep going! I’ve been there! Best thing to do is find a fun hobby! Music, paintball, drawing, karaoke, poetry, anything you’ve wanted to do you should just do it! You’ll soon find you’ve become more addicted to your new hobby and drugs don’t really intrigue you as much anymore! It takes time but it WILL WORK! Don’t make it hard, make it fun!!! Enjoy everyday man

    • @jeff7764
      @jeff7764 5 років тому +10

      I just hit 6 years sober and guaranteed I was a worse addict then you and Artie put together. It can be done, just please hang in there and seek help. Message me if you want some advice

    • @cardimars757
      @cardimars757 5 років тому +2

      @@EphemeralScribe video games & tantra are great substitutes.

  • @javiiibot5887
    @javiiibot5887 2 роки тому +19

    Truly unique. His album "Strategic Grill Locations" is impeccable and makes me think of him as an unsung rockstar of comedy. Absolutely brilliant, comedy misses his presence and insight.

    • @fitzfitzchivalry4538
      @fitzfitzchivalry4538 2 роки тому

      Calm down, he tells dad jokes in a stupid voice. Doesnt age well.

    • @CELINExDION
      @CELINExDION Рік тому

      What do you consider funny, Fitz?

    • @neckbonz3152
      @neckbonz3152 Рік тому

      @@fitzfitzchivalry4538- He tells dad jokes? What funny voice?

  • @jpcrp
    @jpcrp 5 років тому +72

    "I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around." LMFAO!!!

  • @aszteroidt
    @aszteroidt 2 роки тому +7

    "I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."

  • @drumset09
    @drumset09 3 роки тому +13

    I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

  • @Maniac_Matt
    @Maniac_Matt 4 роки тому +3

    Use to think he was so cheesy. But as I look back at his clips and listen to his jokes...great stuff. Genius.

  • @DM-qd7gw
    @DM-qd7gw 5 років тому +95

    I tried to walk into target but i missed.
    Genius ---miss this guy

    • @jamesgibson3582
      @jamesgibson3582 2 роки тому +4

      The second part killed me 'there should be people splattered all around the door'. That just busted me up.

  • @Splandrocity
    @Splandrocity 2 роки тому +71

    The "donate to charity" pizza slice joke is one of my favorites of all time.

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb Рік тому +1

      I love “I went to the doctor and all he did was suck blood out of my neck. Do NOT go see Dr Acula!”

  • @JazzyJ-p4h
    @JazzyJ-p4h 9 місяців тому +16

    My boyfriend told me that my sense of humor reminded him of Mitch. That's the first time I found out about him. He's a gem.

  • @trollshamanpwnage
    @trollshamanpwnage 4 роки тому +78

    I've been happy before, but I've never been anywhere near as happy as mitch looks when the audience laughs at his jokes

  • @MarkToast99
    @MarkToast99 2 роки тому +46

    Mitch was so ahead of the times with his comedy, his jokes remind me exactly of someone reading off funny little joke tweets

  • @deborahcookston9373
    @deborahcookston9373 2 роки тому +93

    People were not ready for him yet. A lot went over their heads. He would be huge right now!!

    • @shawnhuk
      @shawnhuk 2 роки тому +5

      Him and Norm MacDonald would have been phenomenal together. Norm really enjoyed his material.

    • @whothennow24
      @whothennow24 Рік тому +2

      What are you talking about? Don’t you hear the wild laughter in these clips?

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 2 роки тому +6

    I don't think I'm alone when I say this: When I watch a video of Mitch Hedberg, I find myself applauding his best jokes. MAYA - you put toigether some of his best material. Thanks from all Mitch Hedberg fans!

  • @Jjernsberger
    @Jjernsberger 7 років тому +40

    Great compilation. Thank you. Mitch is my all-time favorite comedian. RIP.

  • @danielmcdonough4279
    @danielmcdonough4279 2 роки тому +9

    You don’t have to be sorry-it’s 3 am, and you’re a dry cleaner

  • @artofwargh
    @artofwargh 7 років тому +71

    "I said, fuck that, I'll just make a copy"

  • @johnmoore3930
    @johnmoore3930 5 років тому +265

    dude was in a class by himself

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 4 роки тому +6

      The substitute teachers definitely made sure to ask if Mitch was in the classes before taking the shift.

    • @ajax5430
      @ajax5430 4 роки тому +2

      I bet he was lonely.

    • @TotalTuxedo
      @TotalTuxedo 4 роки тому +7

      He looked around and said "man, I'm early"

    • @beatsinmycrates
      @beatsinmycrates 3 роки тому +2

      King of an era.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 роки тому

      @@beatsinmycrates Mitch was/is one of my inspirations.I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @bethkelley1340
    @bethkelley1340 8 місяців тому +3

    Loved this cat for years

  • @susanwalters7937
    @susanwalters7937 Рік тому +2

    My husband and I just LOVED Mitch. We miss him very much, there's no one like him.

  • @joliver81
    @joliver81 2 роки тому +4

    He died way too soon. Really under-appreciated, I love his “throw-away” joke style.

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs Рік тому +17

    I got to see him live with Stephen Lynch a few months before he passed. It was the funniest show I've ever seen, even though he was so wasted on something that he was only half there for the show. Here's some of my favourite jokes he did that were not from CDs (as far as I can remember) --
    - When a joke landed flat, he poked his head through the big red curtain he was in front of and said "Hey look, there's another audience back here, and they think I'm hilarious. Hello other audience, I'm wearing the world's biggest cape."
    - There was a speaker on the stage that was like a little box on the ground. So he walks up to it and goes "What is this, some kind of shoe analyzer?" and proceeds to put his shoe on top of the box, and then says "Analyze this."
    - He started to tell a joke about a dolphin but got distracted and never said the punchline. I always remembered that he had a secret dolphin joke and tried to find it, but it wasn't anywhere. One day my sister found it on a LiveJournal page quoting comedians, no idea where they heard him say it, but it apparently went something like this:
    "Dolphins have a reputation for being smart, but there's gotta be at least a few dumbass dolphins out there. And I'm gonna find them... probably in a lake."
    RIP Mitch, you were a formative piece of my early humor and even after watching every episode of Friday Night Standup growing up, I still think you're the funniest comedian I've ever seen.

    • @xxoxia
      @xxoxia Рік тому

      Found that dolphin joke on a video cam recorded college show here ua-cam.com/video/tXHfge_kCS8/v-deo.htmlsi=6a5p6I92npG3FepB

  • @timopper5488
    @timopper5488 2 роки тому +8

    The club sandwich joke is simply a perfect joke. And the dry-clean only joke. **chef’s kiss**

  • @AndrewColomy
    @AndrewColomy Рік тому +15

    I think the genius of Mitch Hedberg was that he constructed jokes that basically only he could get away with. It wasn't the jokes but the way he told them. Anyone else doing them wouldn't be funny because they didn't seem to be written to be funny jokes in and of themselves. It's like a professional telling amateur jokes extremely well and selling it. That was his power.

    • @acutelilmint8035
      @acutelilmint8035 Рік тому

      It’s like you’re telling the joke to yourself cause u find it amusing, 😂 absurdist humour word play.

    • @EricFarmer01
      @EricFarmer01 Рік тому

      No, the jokes were funny in and of themselves.

  • @Youre_Right
    @Youre_Right 3 роки тому +8

    One of my favorite comedians. His humor was just so great.

  • @DubbleTee
    @DubbleTee 2 роки тому +17

    It sometimes takes a bit for the audience to catch up, even a second or two sometimes... but they eventually get the joke and laugh.. that's how you know he's telling an original joke...
    ...which Mitch always did.

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb Рік тому

      His comedy special was like that. He floundered around for about 30 minutes with a dead crowd and they finally started catching on and by the end they were rolling

  • @cmdrme3se3ks43
    @cmdrme3se3ks43 2 роки тому +22

    For me, it's not the joke itself that makes it funny. It's his voice and his delivery. He was too critical of himself at times, but he was truly unique. RIP

  • @willlenington7714
    @willlenington7714 2 роки тому +4

    "Best of Mitch Hedberg" first 2 minutes are unedited footage of Mitch doing standup on a late night show. 100% adds up 😂

  • @goforitranchstyle9873
    @goforitranchstyle9873 4 роки тому +7

    Mitch is an American treasure too sad he is gone. Thank you for the video haven’t seen any of these jokes for a while

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 7 місяців тому +1

    I really love Mitch. I miss him. Such talent and such a beautiful spirit. ✨

  • @davepedersen2115
    @davepedersen2115 3 роки тому +11

    Remember his "That 70's Show" appearance.
    Mitch..."I did not lose a leg in Vietnam to put up with you kids"
    Kelso..."You didn't lose a leg in Vietnam"
    Mitch..."I know, that's what I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam"😃🤣😂 RIP Mitch

    • @astrum_nauta
      @astrum_nauta 3 місяці тому

      Good job absolutely BUTCHERING that quote

  • @TheJavaMonkey
    @TheJavaMonkey 5 років тому +28

    I miss this guy, man. He was a legend. Rest In Peace, Mitch.

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      @Lisa Surlie I just started standup and was/am inspired by Mitch.I'd like YOUR OPINION.
      (PLEASE SUBSCRIBE if u LOL)
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks Рік тому +3

    You cannot call something the best of Mitch and only be 7 minutes. When absolutely everything he has done is the best.

  • @MrWillyCC
    @MrWillyCC 4 роки тому +25

    I just heard of him in the last 6 months on Sirius Radio. Funniest delivery ever!! I heard his joke “if i was walking down the sidewalk with tight rope walker and he tripped and fell, that would be totally unacceptable!” I laughed for about 45 minutes.

    • @jeniferallan6693
      @jeniferallan6693 Рік тому +1

      I read it and thought...why are you laughing at that...and then it hit me...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @neckbonz3152
      @neckbonz3152 Рік тому

      @@jeniferallan6693- Help me…

  • @JoshuaXYZ
    @JoshuaXYZ 4 роки тому +36

    He was so incredibly gently funny.

    • @ElisabethMount
      @ElisabethMount Рік тому +1

      I love the way you worded that. Perfect!

  • @NadoAndTorn
    @NadoAndTorn Рік тому +2

    Poor man was so nervous even though we loved him. One of my favorite comedians of all time.❤

  • @williamangel4370
    @williamangel4370 6 років тому +15

    I remember seeing his CC special in Jr high and trying to copy his delivery for a week not a good attempt guy is a legend can't re-watch his material enough

  • @BratvaTV
    @BratvaTV 5 років тому +83

    If the pizza were a pie chart for what you would do if you won a million dollars, he gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 4 роки тому +4

      I want the "Keep it" slice.

    • @Canadian_Ice
      @Canadian_Ice 4 роки тому

      @@harrymills2770 so all of the pi chart?

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 роки тому

      @@Canadian_Ice
      Mitch was/is one of my inspirations.I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @MichaelAres
    @MichaelAres 7 років тому +360

    He should have been a regular selling the food at "The Hub" in That 70s Show.

    • @frankwhite9228
      @frankwhite9228 6 років тому +6

      Yes.

    • @rosswhitlock3025
      @rosswhitlock3025 6 років тому +46

      Michael Ares “I didn’t go to Vietnam for this”
      “You didn’t go to Vietnam”
      “Yea that’s what I said, I didn’t go to Vietnam for this”

    • @miketrent745
      @miketrent745 6 років тому +4

      Michael Ares fuck ya he was great!!

    • @polsdofer
      @polsdofer 6 років тому +20

      @@rosswhitlock3025 Its actually
      "I did not go to Vietnam so that i could serve hotdogs to teenagers."
      "You have both your legs Frank"
      "Like i said i did not lose a leg in Vietnam."

    • @justinmathewson3692
      @justinmathewson3692 6 років тому +3

      Buy something or get out!! Lol

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 Рік тому +5

    I still just love how wholesome his humor was.

  • @7Be
    @7Be 5 років тому +35

    The neighbor in the "go around" joke was nick dipallo. He used to even write "dipallo" on set lists for that joke

  • @asshoIe94
    @asshoIe94 2 роки тому +2

    my little brother put me on to mitch hedberg, he was lucky enough to see him live right before he passed. r.i.p.

  • @harrymills2770
    @harrymills2770 4 роки тому +6

    Definitely one of the great stand-up writers and performers of all time.

  • @raulduke4961
    @raulduke4961 2 роки тому +1

    Randomly in my recommended. And I've never loved the algorithm so much

  • @_GandalfTheGrey_
    @_GandalfTheGrey_ Рік тому +7

    “I find that ducks’ opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.”
    …same with women, Mitch. Same with women.

  • @davidgarner7948
    @davidgarner7948 8 місяців тому +2

    There will never be anyone like Mitch.

  • @nicholasryan85
    @nicholasryan85 3 роки тому +5

    Why does he make me cry sometimes?

    • @miltonbuu
      @miltonbuu 3 роки тому +3

      I was drunk the other night listening to comedy tracks on my phone and I legit went from happy to sad when he came up.

  • @dvduadotcom
    @dvduadotcom 4 роки тому +63

    I like to throw a toothpick into a forest and shout, "You're home!"

  • @rahard
    @rahard 7 років тому +103

    my brain hurts ... from these smart jokes

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 3 роки тому +34

    His mind was next level in how he deconstructed and reverse-engineered the World...