Mitch Hedberg - Best One Liners

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  • @garagejams
    @garagejams Рік тому +1496

    I used to love Mitch Hedburn. I still do, but I used to too.

  • @enolastraight577
    @enolastraight577 Рік тому +259

    "Here's a picture of me when I was younger. ALL PICTURES of you are you when you were younger!"

    • @phroskies
      @phroskies 12 днів тому

      I tell people, "of course it is in the last place you look, because once you find it, you stop looking"

  • @nickvitale6024
    @nickvitale6024 Рік тому +373

    Mitch was hysterical. His perspectives on normal everyday circumstances was brilliant. RIP

    • @Diesel-ship23
      @Diesel-ship23 Рік тому +3

      What happened to Mitch?

    • @jeremyjohnson9585
      @jeremyjohnson9585 Рік тому

      ​@@Diesel-ship23he passed away from an overdose. If you like his humor, then check out Flula Borg and his vlogs. He has a brilliant outside the box take similar to Mitch.

    • @74jojo
      @74jojo Рік тому

      ​@@Diesel-ship23accidental drug overdose

    • @azrielstone4515
      @azrielstone4515 Рік тому +7

      @@Diesel-ship23He died in 2005 due to an accidental overdose.

    • @polepino
      @polepino 11 місяців тому +2

      @@azrielstone4515 he was also a habitual user, so by the time he died in 05, his internals weren't exactly fresh. RIP for sure

  • @johnnoegel7394
    @johnnoegel7394 Рік тому +515

    He told a joke that didn't get much on laughs and then said "I will fix that joke. I'll take out all the words and put in new words"😂..... priceless!😂😂😂😂

    • @codyeble0713
      @codyeble0713 Рік тому +6

      We'll call this "hit or miss"

    • @ross798
      @ross798 11 місяців тому +13

      Just reading that cracked me up.

    • @Purplealien123
      @Purplealien123 11 місяців тому +9

      I’m reading it in his voice…hilarious! 😆

    • @felipebaez3512
      @felipebaez3512 4 місяці тому +2

      lol yea that was in Strategic Grill Locations. "dont f up the bass tonight, Chuck, cuz we're on CD here...ha'righhht"

    • @rocklee33221
      @rocklee33221 3 місяці тому

      @@felipebaez3512I can hear the wood bass now

  • @mentlinc
    @mentlinc Рік тому +170

    His delivery style is so outrageous. Even when the joke is mid the silliness of the premise makes you snicker

    • @02SplinterCell02
      @02SplinterCell02 7 місяців тому +7

      Trait of a great comedian “you don’t have to be funny to make people laugh”

    • @daviddavidson5523
      @daviddavidson5523 5 місяців тому +1

      @@02SplinterCell02 wtf does that even mean? you obviously have to be funny to make people laugh, either that or make people laugh at you.

    • @02SplinterCell02
      @02SplinterCell02 5 місяців тому

      @@daviddavidson5523 Watch Carlin and you will (might) understand

    • @02SplinterCell02
      @02SplinterCell02 5 місяців тому +3

      @@daviddavidson5523 Delivery is the most important aspect of comedy. You can tell a dead serious story and get the crowd howling in laughter without being funny

  • @RMR1
    @RMR1 Рік тому +158

    Hedberg was one of those comics who not only wrote great jokes, but also made them 10 times funnier with his delivery. That halting cadence and over-emphasizing certain words ("brought to you by your friends at Yo-PLAIT!" lol!) turned a lot of those 3-second laughs into 10-second bust-ups with applause. One of a kind -- and definitely one of the greats.

    • @54raynor
      @54raynor Рік тому +21

      It’s impossible to tell a Mitch Hedberg joke without also doing a Mitch Hedberg impression.

    • @mahlonedwards6826
      @mahlonedwards6826 Рік тому +8

      Well and accurately put.
      This is a 4br house. This fourth br has a stove and refrigerator. Club sandwich. Donut receipt. Rice. Potato. Pringles. KitKat. Wallpounding...Go Around! Funny joke pen afar. Dream chase...catch up.
      Truly one-of-a-kind !

    • @mitchellharris4040
      @mitchellharris4040 10 місяців тому +4

      It's called a "persona" comedian. Anyone else can deliver that material and it would completely bomb.

  • @astralplainer
    @astralplainer 2 роки тому +204

    Mitch saw things that the rest of the world didn't notice. RIP Mitch. You were ahead of your time.

    • @TCVideoNow
      @TCVideoNow  2 роки тому +21

      He truly was one of the best to ever perform.

    • @LisaMitchell-f8e
      @LisaMitchell-f8e 7 місяців тому +1

      Really?

    • @satanicsmoresmusic
      @satanicsmoresmusic 6 місяців тому +2

      More like timeless

    • @billsmith7673
      @billsmith7673 Місяць тому

      I agree. I've said that often about good comedians. They see things that others don't, and more importantly, they are then able to put those observations into words and relate them in a way that allows the other to see.

  • @nelsonbergman7706
    @nelsonbergman7706 11 місяців тому +60

    One of my favorites was "I used to take drugs. I still do but I used to"

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R 10 місяців тому +164

    One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes...
    “I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”

    • @Puddinpouch
      @Puddinpouch Місяць тому +3

      It’s the suspense of the machine will actually work or steal your money with no apology. It’s freeing a captive food item to the freedom of your personal enjoyment. Vending machines are your worst enemy, or your best friend in a two second span.

    • @MixerHaven1975
      @MixerHaven1975 4 дні тому

      Did the machine come with a mask and a gun? Where do you live where it's such a regular occurrence you might not get a snack when you pay ​@@Puddinpouch

  • @TheDacapo1
    @TheDacapo1 Рік тому +54

    So brilliant. When he died there was a huge void in comedy for decades. We miss you Mitch. You were very special.

    • @madenabennett
      @madenabennett 6 місяців тому

      The comparisons Ive read are so weird…like he stole from steven Wright…or Mitch was SR on drugs….I thought oh right cuz Steven Wright never did any drugs (insert eye roll). I mean hes great…but he aint Mitch

  • @machfront
    @machfront Рік тому +191

    People often say his comedic genius was ended far too early.
    For years I assumed he passed at 2am. (I hope he’d appreciate that silly joke)
    😁
    We love and miss you Mitch! ❤

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr Рік тому +43

      2:00? What an oddly specific time. I would’ve expected it to be 2:08 or something.

    • @tysonatkins2236
      @tysonatkins2236 Рік тому +11

      A brilliant comment! Followed by a brilliant comment! What a coincidence that you both commented on this topic together! I can't wait until the number of comments reaches 40,008! Man, I should have just said, "Yeah!"

    • @Purplealien123
      @Purplealien123 11 місяців тому +6

      I’m reading that in Mitch’s voice…hilarious 😂

    • @madenabennett
      @madenabennett 9 місяців тому +5

      perfect epitaph for his tombstone!

    • @Dwayne4007
      @Dwayne4007 Місяць тому

      Yuuuuup

  • @joeskis
    @joeskis 3 місяці тому +64

    I often ponder a thought that would be a perfect Mitch joke. It has to do with the job position called supervisor. Mitch would say something like: "My boss recently asked if I'd consider being promoted to the supervisor position. I thought dang that's too much pressure right off the bat. I asked him if I could just start at Okayvisor. Maybe one day I could become a prettygoodvisor. Hell maybe even achieve greatvisor one day. But super is just too much on day 1."

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 6 місяців тому +44

    -“This is not a library.”
    -“OK, I will talk louder, then” 😂

  • @907kilo
    @907kilo 11 місяців тому +19

    Mitch has been one of my favorite comedians since I was a kid

    • @garrghhh
      @garrghhh 6 місяців тому

      To rip-off Tom Lehrer (who was [& still is] also hilarious*):
      Mitch Hedberg, _who has been my particular idol since childbirth..._
      😄
      * Perhaps even more fundamentally 'ahead of his time', though rather different style. Another one of the greats, in the same pantheon as Mr Hedberg.

  • @jenniferpazmino7139
    @jenniferpazmino7139 Рік тому +88

    He was so great and he didn't know it. He is missed.

  • @fatmansixty3775
    @fatmansixty3775 7 місяців тому +210

    Imagine if mitch was on twitter. " Why is everyone following me?" " please go around."

    • @jacksongentry4649
      @jacksongentry4649 5 місяців тому +1

      😅8

    • @mbc445
      @mbc445 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @imsa15463
      @imsa15463 4 місяці тому +4

      you stole this line from another dude in the comment section of another Mitch Hedburg Video.
      @michaelr7254
      4 years ago
      If Mitch was on Twitter:
      "Why are so many people following me? Please go around."

    • @fatmansixty3775
      @fatmansixty3775 4 місяці тому +4

      @imsa15463 bro it's tge internet. Everyone steals everything. EVERYONE I STOLE A COMMENT HELLO EVERYONE. see no one cares. Ooo and I stole that from jurassic park..

    • @ChrisSmedleyOnTheInternet
      @ChrisSmedleyOnTheInternet Місяць тому

      Jesus. This guy probably thinks this was a funny joke

  • @snotwurfit
    @snotwurfit Рік тому +112

    Damn fine comedian. Genuinely funny observations delivered in a genuinely funny style. And no need for obscenities or trashing anyone. That's rare these days. RIP

  • @jackflash8218
    @jackflash8218 5 місяців тому +28

    "I find that a duck's opinion of me greatly depends on whether or not I have bread."
    One of my personal faves. 😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂

  • @NitroModelsAndComics
    @NitroModelsAndComics Рік тому +68

    What an absolute genius Mitch was. He still is, but also was.

    • @danielwilkins7509
      @danielwilkins7509 Місяць тому

      He made comedy look so easy. But he got laughs, and I still get crickets.

  • @robatalan
    @robatalan 6 місяців тому +16

    One of my favourites was, "i tried to walk into 'target" but i missed ! 😂

  • @kvltntr00
    @kvltntr00 6 місяців тому +17

    "that guy eats cake" has a completely different meaning now lol

  • @Baby0din
    @Baby0din 5 місяців тому +31

    I remember way back when being so sad about him being gone. Now seeing people still enjoy him after all these years makes me really happy.

    • @thebrinx9632
      @thebrinx9632 2 місяці тому

      Thanks to the magic of UA-cam.....no one is ever "gone".

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 Рік тому +55

    I had a parrot and it could talk but I didn't say "I'm hungry" so it died. 😅😅😅😅

  • @figmentofyourimagination5359
    @figmentofyourimagination5359 5 місяців тому +37

    I came across a comment years ago that said something to the effect of "Mitch Hedberg is the most confidently nervous comedian in all of history". And it stuck with me. That's exactly who Hedburg was. Props random commentor.

    • @topophil
      @topophil 24 дні тому

      The way he often follows a joke with "alright, alright" makes me laugh even harder

  • @UncouthBuzzard
    @UncouthBuzzard Рік тому +32

    Got to see him live in seattle a few months before he died. Utterly blessed feeling. RIP

  • @elindauer
    @elindauer Рік тому +43

    Good news, the top two corners of the map are just one place. 😂

    • @bernhardwall6876
      @bernhardwall6876 6 місяців тому +2

      But only if it's a map of the whole world.

    • @daviddavidson5523
      @daviddavidson5523 5 місяців тому

      @@bernhardwall6876 you mean only if it's a globe.

  • @frankrappa4765
    @frankrappa4765 4 місяці тому +19

    The three way light bulb joke is one of my favorites. Damn it light bulb. That's the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do. 😂

  • @johnsinclair4448
    @johnsinclair4448 11 місяців тому +8

    No no, Thank YOU Mitch for all the laughs and the gift for seeing things in a different light. RIP

  • @CharlaLeibrock
    @CharlaLeibrock 7 місяців тому +30

    All I can say is he probably had no idea how great he was or how loved he was....
    Honestly I don't know anyone who did not think this man was a comedic genius. We truly miss you bro....❤

  • @richdouglas2311
    @richdouglas2311 Рік тому +26

    I miss Mitch so much.

  • @tonywatson5215
    @tonywatson5215 9 днів тому

    Where ever you are Mitch! Thank you brother!

  • @crimson2209
    @crimson2209 5 місяців тому +10

    “that shit is wrapped twice, you open it once… and it still ain’t open”

  • @coalhair99
    @coalhair99 3 місяці тому +8

    This is a prime example of a mind that works differently than most others, in so many ways.

  • @Justin-fq7vj
    @Justin-fq7vj Рік тому +38

    The more you use a cigarette lighter, the lighter it gets. " Mitch " 🤓

  • @bbirtz
    @bbirtz Рік тому +47

    I got sad when he said "Mitch don't give up"

    • @angelabohlen7886
      @angelabohlen7886 Місяць тому

      I had the same feeling. My mind immediately went there.

  • @kennethmcdonough835
    @kennethmcdonough835 11 місяців тому +9

    So many great bits. "how can anyone eat at a time like this...people are missing...Busch search party of 3" one of my favorites. " but first I have to go to the two corners of the world so I can pin it up" Genius

  • @georgesmith3325
    @georgesmith3325 11 місяців тому +9

    One of the funniest people ever

  • @MikeGervasi
    @MikeGervasi Рік тому +25

    I discovered him too late. Brilliant. No one does his brand of comedy.

    • @sheldonm
      @sheldonm Рік тому +1

      This brand of comedy is (sacred) off limits

    • @katelynssugarpuddin1587
      @katelynssugarpuddin1587 Рік тому +3

      Demetri Martin is like that

    • @codyeble0713
      @codyeble0713 Рік тому +5

      There's actually a bunch of of comedians that copied his style and delivery but none of them made it big because they forgot one key element... They werent Mitch

    • @mikecorbett9687
      @mikecorbett9687 10 місяців тому +2

      Steven wright is similar

  • @joshuairons4786
    @joshuairons4786 4 місяці тому +5

    "You cant eat until you find the dufranes".😂

  • @jqths1974
    @jqths1974 11 місяців тому +5

    Trying to imagine what the comedy world would be like if Mitch were still with us

  • @stevenmccullough6299
    @stevenmccullough6299 11 місяців тому +6

    My personal favorite comic of all time

  • @54raynor
    @54raynor Рік тому +107

    I’m fully convinced that if Mitch Hedberg had made it to the Twitter era, he’d be considered the greatest comedian in history.

    • @MrChopsticktech
      @MrChopsticktech Рік тому +8

      I doubt he could have beaten George Carlin.

    • @mastod0n1
      @mastod0n1 Рік тому +11

      He would have killed it on Twitter. His jokes are perfect for that medium.

    • @Official_DumbTube_Commenter
      @Official_DumbTube_Commenter Рік тому +1

      Twitter?

    • @HallowedMiscreant
      @HallowedMiscreant 11 місяців тому +12

      His jokes are good. But his delivery makes them what they are. Wouldn’t be as good just written down

    • @zp944
      @zp944 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@HallowedMiscreantthis.
      Dry humor doesn't appeal to most Americans. It's his delivery and the audience reaction that makes the joke stick.

  • @michaelingwald6338
    @michaelingwald6338 2 місяці тому +3

    His arrow joke still makes me cry laugh to this day god i miss this guy!!

  • @Dadsezso
    @Dadsezso 11 місяців тому +6

    Mitch is awesome. I love a comedian that can take everyday situations or things you say, and say them back to you in a way that makes you laugh.

  • @daviddorger6916
    @daviddorger6916 Рік тому +13

    Greatest delivery of any standup comic ever.

  • @edwardreis7122
    @edwardreis7122 5 місяців тому +8

    Loved this guy....RIP Mitch.

  • @pattikalich
    @pattikalich 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm so sad he's gone I love his personality he has such a unique style in his stand up . He was so cute and just seemed like such a great guy to hang out with RIP Mitch

  • @triple_sics
    @triple_sics Рік тому +26

    Sorry for the convenience is something i still say to myself when using escalators

  • @christianvictorio7256
    @christianvictorio7256 6 місяців тому +8

    Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana I said no. But I do want a regular banana later so, yes 🤣

  • @asdf9890
    @asdf9890 3 місяці тому +2

    Man, he was so great. Awesome delivery, no cussing or crude subject matter, true comedic genius 😢. I can’t use an emergency brake on a car without thinking of that joke 😂. Also the Pepperidge farm bread..and escalators .

  • @MrKnowItMost
    @MrKnowItMost Рік тому +10

    I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard 😂😂😂. He’s a fucking genius!

  • @jaredrobinson7071
    @jaredrobinson7071 Рік тому +9

    RIP sir, you brought joy to a lot of us.

  • @travisanderson8305
    @travisanderson8305 Рік тому +10

    RIP brother. A true original and classic

  • @richdorak1547
    @richdorak1547 5 місяців тому +4

    Never will be forgotten !!!!!

  • @ctrguy
    @ctrguy 4 місяці тому +6

    If ever there lived a funnier clean comedian I'd sure love to hear him! Gone much too soon- we love u brother Mitch! 💔🪦

    • @matthewmatt5285
      @matthewmatt5285 28 днів тому +1

      Seriously,.When you see guys like Steve Martin and Martin Short have long careers and they never make you laugh it's baffling~

  • @ericfontaine2145
    @ericfontaine2145 Рік тому +8

    Lost him too soon. Thanks for putting this together 😅

  • @arts2725
    @arts2725 Рік тому +15

    Was well on his way to becoming one of the comedy GOATS. RIP Mitch.

    • @codyeble0713
      @codyeble0713 Рік тому +1

      I still put him in my top 5 to listen to

    • @just-dl
      @just-dl 11 місяців тому +3

      Some say he made it. Me, for instance.

  • @nogoogleplus
    @nogoogleplus Рік тому +10

    Truly one of the greats!

  • @EugenioFranklin
    @EugenioFranklin 11 місяців тому +5

    Mitch was the "King of One Liners".

  • @haljones246
    @haljones246 10 місяців тому +9

    RIP Mitch!! I hope you found the pineapple lifesaver in the sky😅!

  • @bruisersdilemma354
    @bruisersdilemma354 4 місяці тому +2

    I've only recently discovered Mitch and honestly, he may be one of the greatest of all time...

  • @madenabennett
    @madenabennett 9 місяців тому +10

    such great delivery! I laugh even when the joke isn’t that great because the delivery is so impeccable.

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 6 місяців тому +2

    I know all of his jokes by heart and they still make me laugh every single time and I don't think I can say that about any other comedian, his writing, delivery and timing was perfect.

  • @FreeMarketFan49_
    @FreeMarketFan49_ 6 місяців тому +4

    Love Mitch! Favorite one from him. (Paraphrasing, obviously):
    “The owner of the club told me if you guys don’t laugh that I’ve have to pick up the trash after the show. So please laugh. Or don’t drop anything.”

  • @terryadams3489
    @terryadams3489 5 місяців тому +2

    not only is he funny, but also warm and friendly

  • @Gina-xc5pe
    @Gina-xc5pe 6 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Marc for introducing me to Mitch...I bust a gut every time! RIP Mitch...

  • @tgypoi
    @tgypoi 6 місяців тому +5

    I like Mitch Hedberg, he's great when your in the mood for some jokes and want two thousand of something.

  • @Nivlak717
    @Nivlak717 Рік тому +10

    Hate when I remember somebody look em up and realize they passed 😢

  • @markturk7333
    @markturk7333 3 місяці тому +3

    Best comedian ever.

  • @ramstineV
    @ramstineV 4 місяці тому +3

    "Dogs are forever in a pushup position"
    Idk what that shit was so funny to me😂😂😂

  • @rickmaher3927
    @rickmaher3927 Місяць тому +1

    Oh my God! The manufactured home repo guy comes to your door. Knock Knock, "can you look that way...for half an hour".
    So, so funny. I'm still laughin.

  • @javier77th
    @javier77th Рік тому +16

    Dude was pure genius. Sorely missed.

  • @ZA-co9vj
    @ZA-co9vj 2 місяці тому +1

    One of the best! 💙

  • @davidhunt1350
    @davidhunt1350 11 місяців тому +6

    I meant to go into Target the other day, but I missed.

  • @bernhardwall6876
    @bernhardwall6876 6 місяців тому +2

    The escalator line is the one I remember most.

  • @communicationbreakdown256
    @communicationbreakdown256 Рік тому +5

    The top 2 corners of the map 😂

  • @JonnyCooper
    @JonnyCooper Рік тому +9

    Love the rice gag

    • @undango
      @undango 11 місяців тому +1

      That was the one that got me too

  • @TheDacapo1
    @TheDacapo1 11 місяців тому +1

    Genius gone too soon. Pure genius. Original. SNL hasn’t been funny for over a decade. We need Mitch now more than ever. RIP genius Mitch.

  • @kendallpeters6451
    @kendallpeters6451 Рік тому +15

    Mitch walked to a drumbeat all his own. RIP

  • @bennagem2965
    @bennagem2965 Місяць тому +1

    Best compilation ever!

  • @robertgarvansnyder4665
    @robertgarvansnyder4665 11 місяців тому +2

    That first line makes me think of one of my fave Tom Waits quips- “all weather is strange…. When you’re strange”

  • @Justin-fq7vj
    @Justin-fq7vj Рік тому +10

    Got to love the ask your dreams were there going and hook up with them later. 😄👍

  • @JDsalvo123
    @JDsalvo123 5 місяців тому +4

    I stumbled upon this guy , never heard of him before but he is hilarious 😂

  • @nibnob9
    @nibnob9 Рік тому +5

    finally A mitch compilation

  • @ankhor9252
    @ankhor9252 Рік тому +6

    Thank heaven for Mitch. The purest fountain of comedy ever.

  • @johncosmic
    @johncosmic 11 місяців тому +2

    This man was the legendary inventor of Dad jokes 😂

  • @kirksink6002
    @kirksink6002 5 місяців тому +2

    Been watching him for years. So sad to lose him.

  • @robertedwards7900
    @robertedwards7900 Рік тому +29

    Another of the tragic losses of talent in the entertainment industry. Mostly clean and he had a unique perspective on the world. RIP Mitch

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg 11 місяців тому +6

    Rice! When you are hungry and you want 2000 of something.

  • @RichieDb2
    @RichieDb2 Рік тому +57

    Mitch Hedberg is the Kurt Cobain of stand up comedy.

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C Рік тому +10

      I don't think Mitch was murdered by his wife.

    • @michaelstarling6361
      @michaelstarling6361 Рік тому +8

      ​@@TayR0C No, but he WAS killed by the love of his life...

    • @Official_DumbTube_Commenter
      @Official_DumbTube_Commenter Рік тому +1

      ​@@TayR0CCobain wasn't either 🙄

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C Рік тому +3

      @@Official_DumbTube_Commenter sure. Keep telling yourself that.

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C Рік тому +1

      @@michaelstarling6361 Awesome comment.

  • @SoCal780
    @SoCal780 Місяць тому +1

    He was great, no question.

  • @knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85
    @knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85 Рік тому +7

    I make sure to buy close to reach plants now, thanks 🙏

  • @Shinedig
    @Shinedig Місяць тому +3

    The one the only

  • @curtekstrom9531
    @curtekstrom9531 Місяць тому +2

    Mitch had tremendous Stage Fright, and to combat this, he took his Glasses off. Or always looked Down.

  • @crlguitar1
    @crlguitar1 2 місяці тому

    All very clean jokes....and all hilarious too....I'm sad that he left us....

  • @Douglas-zd7mz
    @Douglas-zd7mz 2 місяці тому +2

    Mitch "HAD" HEADburn.....! HeyoooooooOOOOOO..!

  • @adamross4774
    @adamross4774 Рік тому +9

    We still miss ya bro 🫂

  • @zp944
    @zp944 5 місяців тому +3

    Mitch was the epitomy of American style dry humor.

  • @pokerphil1st
    @pokerphil1st Рік тому +12

    Genius. Sadly missed. Don't do drugs kids.

  • @chrisbrant3120
    @chrisbrant3120 Рік тому +18

    0:12 when the setup is so good you don't need the punchline!